Assumption Thread >Post selfie >Get told what impression

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hey /soc/

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Phone posting so I maybe posting this wrong. But you look like you're unreasonably proud of your hairy raccoon work tattoo.

>>25619174

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Kms

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>>25619174
>>25619195
Full agree with this anon. Your bicep is nothing to write home about so you got a tattoo there to make it more visually appealing.

>>25619197
Smokes almost too much weed.

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>>25619174
Doesnt take advice
>>25619195
Trouble talking to girls
>>25619197
You secretly hope someone will use your pictures to catfish
>>25619238
Has a lot of friends but feels like none of them mean anything

>>25619257
nice makeup very sexy
assumption is you like swiss cheese

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>>25619174
You love your tattoo more than yourself

>>25619195
Kinda look like you're too invested in gaming streamers on YouTube

>>25619238
For some reason I can picture you riding a skateboard on a foreshore

>>25619257
Had a pop punk phase. Has moved on, but still definitely remember all the lyrics

>>25619478
Sorry i hate all cheese
>>25619502
Sorta true mane

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>>25619174
Chill yet tough
>>25619195
Autistic megavirgin
>>25619197
A little insecure and a little vain
>>25619238
Rocker
>>25619257
Somebody I want to fuck
>>25619502
Has a lot of sex
>>25619530
Haughty but a bitch at the same time

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Let's see what happens.

>>25620129
All cheese? Unusual to not like pizza... but anyway, I'm going to guess you're a bit of a Japanophile.

>>25620226
Didn't I see you on the tv coverage from Charlottesville?

>>25620324
Im lactose intolerant so its more a love hate relationship haha, so now youre right about the second one

>>25620496
Well, that makes more sense! I'm sorry about the lactose intolerance.

>>25620496
idk much about that, do they have meds for it? like could you take a pill then eat milk products?

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Only picture I have rn sorry.

>>25619174
Send dick pics to random girls

>>25619195
Was really big into minecraft at one point

>>25619197
You seem like the type that would post on Instagram all the time "about the grind "

>>25619238
Either in a small garage band or wishes you were in one

>>25619257
Totally agree w other guy about the pop punk phase lol.

>>25619502
Have your friend 5$ to do a shitty stick and poke tattoo on your thigh

>>25619530
Type of dude you see loitering outside the Home Depot.

>>25620260
Totally in a local biker club and listens exclusively to AC/DC.

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Post's too fucking much using the same picture.

>>25622995
You want to be a gangster, judging by the bandana, the shirt with gun on it, and the hat
Or you're just doing Halloween as a thug

>>25621973
I don't even know what to say about you, like I don't want to be jackass but I hate your face+facial hair+haircut+fucking teeth
This has to be deliberate, right? Fuck man the clothes even look awful
If this isn't ironic, please god get new clothes and shave your face, and get a haircut to look different
Maybe even stick your face into a knife so you can get a cool scar

>>25621973
you honest to god look so fuckign ugly holy fucking shit kill yourself you will never reproduce even if you wanted to

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>>25619502
>>25621973
>>25622995
You guys seem like cool dudes

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>>25623508
bet you don't even smoke crack, what's up with that?
>>25620549
generic prude ph.d azn student
>>25620226
school bully
>>25619502
insecure and vain
>>25619257
nursing student or psych major at a community college.
>>25619238
peaked in high school

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>>25619174
overpays for weed

>>25619195
has 3k hours on minecraft

>>25619197
Has played bass in 5 bands, nobody has heard of any of them

>>25619257
Drinks red wine to seem less like an alcoholic

>>25619530
Colombian coke connect that's always late

>>25620226
Your father was very strict

>>25623702
Massive weab but nobody knows

>>25624572
spot on

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>>25623434
i knew something like that would come. wanted to know what ppl think of me dressed up for work, normaly i jonly ware bandshirts.
about therest i can't do much. won't cut my hair.

>>25623486
wow, harsh man. but i don't realy care

none of you two did post apic btw, showyourselfes

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>>25623702
Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.

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>>25619174
dating website chaser

>>25619197
casual sex

>>25619257
instagram poster

>>25620226
is/was in the army

>>25620549
snapchat poster

>>25621973
graphic designer

>>25623702
pretentious

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I am 18.

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>>25625113
has a nice dick (not really an assumption, oops)
>>25625665
gamer
>>25626060
scared of real sex, but does a lot of oral
>>25626080
funny and reliable, smart
>>25626081
doesn't know what to do in life

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>>25626095
listens to belle and sebastian
>>25626081
social anxiety af
>>25626080
worries about not getting tinder matches
>>25626060
wants to fuck in the library
>>25625665
considering killing self
>>25624572
is a spy or sutin
>>25623702
studying something like philosophy
>>25623508
lives in a small shitty town
>>25622995
eats sushi like all the time

>>25626095
sexy voice

>>25626117
>philosophy
bitch, no you didn't.

business/ comp sci btw

>>25626117
tough af

>>25626223
Right about everything except /pol/ and "degenerates". I can't stand those killjoys.

>>25626117
You enjoy drawing.

>>25626117
You look like the elder sister kinda person
Probably cares deeply but feels unable to convey her affection in conventional ways.
>>25626095
Argumentative but in a fun way.
>>25626081
Is actually 19
>>25626060
Is into to some very scary kinky shit.
Also has two cats.
>>25624572
You seem like you're a nice-ish guy. Would probably help someone but also insult them behind there back.
>>25620549
quirky, slightly socially awkward
would hang with
>>25620226
why is this so shaky?
I don't know, gonna guess you've got a fairly stable job given the phone
>>25619502
probably has a chill life, works in either IT or something manual
>>25619238
Something to do with MD and rave chasing
>>25619197
hasn't killed himself yet
>>25619195
probably decent at English, piss poor with maths.
Somewhat of an extrovert, given the right company.

tfw assumptions are close to reality.

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>>25625113
Jokingly goes by 'Jesus'
>>25625665
Not good at talking to people
>>25626060
Watches a bit of anime
>>25626080
Actually tries to care about people
>>25626081
Trying to go pro in league of legends
>>25626095
Decent sense of humor, but superficial
>>25626117
vinylsoundsbetterthanmp3.jpg

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Don't know how to use this thing normal guy coming through

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That image was a bit old, here's a new one.

>>25626117
>definitely Bernie sanders supporter
>probably has grown body hair all over to support feminism
> Believes the wage gap is real
> likes to secretly be choked by a strong man

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>>25619174
yeah i agree, sends dick pics to girls as a form of flirting
>>25619195
eats a lot of junk food
>>25619197
looks good in photos, not good inrl
>>25619238
u like dick in ur butt
>>25619257
you fall in love really easily
>>25619502
you smoke a lot of dope

>>25624572
> look like the stereotypical white husband that enjoys cuckholding hahahahahah

>>25626382
Likes being used

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>>25626382
Works as a promoter
>>25626361
You prefer men over women
>>25626357
Have a normal life but a bit reserved
>>25626351
Into hipster music and shit
>>25626117
Bitches and complains all the time
>>25626095
Blunt at first but more friendly as you to know you
>>25626081
Self esteem issues

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>>25627984
denitst or dad is one
>>25626382
likes 90s hip hop
>>25626361
uses snapchat
>>25626357
nympho
>>25626351
gamer
>>25626117
into herbal medicine

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>>25619174
Your subconscious reveals how you see yourself as half a man.

>>25619195
Baby Jared (subway)

>>25619197
Recently paroled.

>>25619238
Does yoga. Never outside the friend zone.

>>25619257
We should talk about stuff.

>>25619502
I've seen you at every music festival this past decade.

>>25619530
I bet you tell good jokes.

>>25620260
IDk man. You need some help... with everything.

>>25620260
Outback steakhouse

>>25620549
Sweet & Sassy

>>25621973
Likes deving skyrim mods.

>>25622995
400 hours. "It's high noon".

>>25626357
Takes selfies with shades on, taking the bus home after last call.

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>>25626382
Draws alot and likes aesthetic stuff
>>25626361
Plays games alot
>>25626117
Vegetarian/vegan and works out alot
>>25626095
interested in interior design

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>>25626382
not actually black, but pretends to be
>>25627984
i dunno but you have good teeth
>>25628063
interested in eastern religions, but not enough to follow one devotedly
>>25628080
probably takes a lot of pictures not all selfies just in general
>>25628094
has had a lot of heartbreak and is reserved and private as a result

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>>25619174
attitude issues
>>25619195
lacks confidence
>>25619197
Doesn't know what you got
>>25619238
is bitch made, will white knight for an attempt to get pussy
>>25619257
Cares more about however think of her than her own opinion
>>25619502
You look like a bro, but i got a feeling some people take you being arrogant
>>25619530
Desperate
>>25620260
State ranger
>>25621973
faps to hentai
>>25622995
mummas boy
>>25626060
Tranny
>>25626095
has good family values

>>25628121
>has had a lot of heartbreak and is reserved and private as a result
So accurate it's scary

>>25628125
owns a tophat and probably a cane

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>>25628125
A little "enlightened" but would definitely take metal recs from
>>25628080
total broseph, I would like to hear your opinion on Rogue One
>>25626361
probably a fun dude to play video games with

>>25628063
>>25628121

Not a dentist but I work for a certain toothpaste company, so I get free toothpaste

>>25628094
you look scandi af i love it

>>25626095
>has a nice dick (not really an assumption, oops)

I gladly take that as a kompliment as you remember my dick. I remember you from the other thread, too. so no ssumption that you look inocent but are very kinky either.

>>25626351
>Jokingly goes by 'Jesus'
i was called jesus several time desu

assumption: plays an instrument

>>25628388
I'm finnish :)

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>>25628154
haha a top hat would have to be custom vitted my head is massive X)

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>>25628399
i can tell!! are you a fan of the moonmins, i mean how much of course you like it(?)

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>>25619174
Strange place to get a tattoo, wants to fit in badly
>>25619195
virgin, memes.
>>25619197
autismo
>>25619238
uses intagram a lot
>>25619257
sweet, nice girl. says sorry a lot
>>25619502
vidya games, easy to get along with
>>25620226
doesnt use the internet often
>>25620260
YEEEHAW
>>25620549
>bmth gross
>mooseblood my g
>>25621973
anime
>>25622995
Starts fights, never finishes them
>>25623508
lmao
>>25623702
tries to make a youtube career
>>25624572
old
>>25625665
boring
>>25626080
tumblr. nice
>>25626081
is 18
>>25626095
instagram boo, likes memes
>>25626117
bad at social interaction. amazing sex
>>25626351
doesnt know what to do with life
>>25626382
chill girl, mean
>>25628063
smokes weed, listens to good music
>>25628094
metal
>>25628121
very plain girl, good sex. Swallows
>>25628125
Will have sex with anyone and anything
>>25628175
normie, nice.

>>25628429
damn, you're really far off with that one lad ><

>>25628121
Unironically marry me, holy fuck.

>>25628429
Either plays a les paul or a telecaster.
I don't actually use any social media besides Twitter.

>>25628429
what would good music be? ;)
i guess you make your own + i dig your look

>>25628450
Most music is good dood
Drum and bass, baseline, garage to hip hop, jazz, soul and shit. Banging tunes
Also ty

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how's my tinder looking

1/cont

>>25628468
food looks eww and you a tiny bit greasy/unshowered

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>>25628468

>>25628473
Well, just looking at the pic reminds me of how happy I was so that's cool, I was just wondering if I'm wasting my time on the app

>>25619174
Super sexually aggressive outside of bed.
Kind of gentle and awkward in it, but probably in a cute way.
>>25619195
The human embodiment of "Not too attractive but still successful due to being funny"
>>25619197
I don't know what to say lul
>>25619238
E U R O P E
>>25619257
You likely can't relate to most of the people you hang out with, but at least they're sort of fun to be around.
>>25619502
You're super into some obscure as hell band.
>>25619530
S O U T H A M E R I C A
>>25620226
Blurry?
>>25620260
Either owns a motorcycle or a confederate flag. Possibly both.
>>25620549
Snapchat
>>25621973
Okay I'm not going to post my impression but I will give advice
SHAVE
FUCKING SHAVE
JESUS CHRIST
>>25622995
sorta edgy
>>25623508
You're the black friend
>>25623702
Those eyes are actually kind of terrifying my dude
>>25624572
Your net worth is about 5x higher than what your possessions would suggest
>>25625113
SHAVE
SHAVE
FUCK
YOU'D GAIN LIKE 4 POINTS ON A 10 POINT SCALE IF YOU FUCKING SHAVED
>>25625665
The last time you were genuinely engrossed in something was in high school
>>25626060
Quiet and scary.
>>25626080
Worried about not getting tinder matches
>>25626081
I have the feeling all your life shit is 100% in order
>>25626095
Lowkey into anime
>>25626117
Lowkey into french movies
>>25626351
Lowkey into dudes
>>25626357
People think you're a tough macho dude, but then get to know you and you're sorta average. Not in a bad way though.
>>25626361
You look exactly like the gay kid who was in my youth group at church.
>>25626382
One of your political opinions is really fucking out there but you don't talk about it much
>>25627984
I feel like you're named James
>>25628063
Too many vacations
>>25628080
Skeptical about the state of the film industry. Watches RLM religiously.
>>25628094
I legit can't tell if you're like 14 or 20

>>25628121
Stupidly good at what you do, but also kinda overconfident in non-work areas.
>>25628125
For 95% of people you're weird. The other 5% want that dick so badly it actually creeps you out.
>>25628175
You have a job that pays pretty well but is otherwise utterly uninteresting.
>>25628429
You try a bit too hard lmao.

>>25628500
It's actually a really amazing job and I'm so fucking lucky to have fallen backwards into it, but thank you for your concern.

>>25628406
I love moomins!! I used to watch them everyday when i was younger :)

>>25628577
awesome!1! i grew up watching it too, even though i'm from england. it would be on at like 5am or something and as a kid i would always get up super early.

if you have discord it would be cool to talk more

Zentiy#4516

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>>25628494
>>25623434
so you think this is better?
in my opinion i look to feminin like this, even more if i shaved completly

>>25628656
you seem young, so that is why you look fem too. growing up a bit will sort that out.

just look at getting your top teeth straightened out and there's nothing wrong with ya

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>>25619174
not afraid of getting into a fight
>>25619195
Computer nerd, would like to have more friends but he is okay anyway
>>25619197
fine from the outside but broken on the inside
>>25619238
clubing every weekend
>>25619257
beautiful, yet insecure. likes to be complimented online
>>25619502
great guy to have around, fun
>>25619530
would be a narco if he had the chance
>>25620226
had a rough life
>>25625113
would chain a girl in his basement if he had the chance
>>25628429
likes metalcore or similar, all his friends are normies
>>25626117
if you make her angry you better run
>>25626060
had an "everything I wear is black" phase

>>25628654
I always watched them before school :)
Sorry, i dont have discord :((

>>25628656
Your only problem is your teeth takes all the attention of your face, as that guy said try to get them straightened.

after that its just about finding a look you are confortable/like. the mustache was fine if you trimmed it shorter not totally out.

>>25628732
aw cute! i would still watch it now from time to time, it is one of the most comfy shows out there. maybe skype or kik?

>>25628683
I'm 2 not realy young. my problem is that i can't grow a decent beard.
i don't care about my teeth anymore. to expencive to fix them anyways.

>>25628748
see above.
otherwise i like my look. will let my hair even grow longer. and yes the mustache was to long on this pic.

>>25628766
23 not 2 xD

>>25628697
look kinda spanish and fit, dig the look

>>25628656
>>25628795
Honestly in my opinion you look friendly and kinda cute.
The fact you look feminin isn't really a problem if you assume it.

>>25628094

I assume you are my current soc crush and I assum correctly

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Was this a bad idea?

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>>25629342
Writes scary novellas for kids.
>>25630869
Has been approached for a live action Crimson Chin movie.

>>25629058
thank you, but i don't realy want to look cute, i want to look manly (no i won't cut hair, their are plenty men with long hair and look manly af)

>>25628946
How did you guess I'm from spain? haha
Assumptions correct, but I'm more in between fit and skinny.

did you post before with another tag?

>>25630900
watched tons of anime

>>25631300
starbucks fan, owns a Mac

>>25631345
into sports, everything he does comes out horizontal

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>>25619174
You send unwanted dick pics a lot
>>25619238
Goes to the skate park a lot
>>25619257
You hate basically everyone
>>25620226
You have no idea how to operate a camera to take a basic selfie (not an assumption, just fact)
>>25620260
You listen to way too much country music

>>25631680
You poop on animals which is immoral.

>>25631300
I recognize those eyes.

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hello

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>>25631821
here's another pic with helmet on, just for giggles