Femanons, what is your ideal bf? Do you only seek the ideal,

> His age
< 35
> His height, build, and general looks
6'2" minimum, built, no more than 8% bodyfat and at least an 8/10
> His ethnicity and location
White, LA
> His hobbies/interests
Sports, Hiking, maybe some nerdy interests like Marvel movies
> Why do you want a bf
To provide for me and my beautiful daughter.
> What could you offer
Commitment.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Know how to treat a real woman, I don't want a little boy.
> Deal breakers
Anything less than previously outlined.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
you first, hun.

>16
>7'0"+, no more than 1% body fat, and at least a 10/10
>Sub-saharan African, LA
>Fried rat farmer
>To leave me a single mother with more kids
>Commitment... as long as he pays
>Know how to beat a real woman, I don't want a little boy
>Making less that 250k
>I'm perfect

FTFY

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>>25603616
>I don't want a little boy.
;_;

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> His age
cretaceous era or older
> His height, build, and general looks
at least 45 feet long with a weight of around 6 tons
Small neural spines is a no-no
> His ethnicity and location
Spinosaurus aegyptiacus, preferably hangs out around mangrove forests
> His hobbies/interests
hunting for food both in land and on water areas.
> Why do you want a bf
for protection
> What could you offer
I could ride him with as a companion, building a custom made saddle for his spine
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have}
large, sharp teeth and claws
> Deal breakers
small neural spines, bad hunter.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21 white girl from LA, just looking for fun

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a thread destroyed in the name of ass pain
delicious salt

>>25603615
>> His age
no more than 25
>> His height, build, and general looks
Minimum 6'2, jacked with head full of hair
>> His ethnicity and location
White or Black, doesn't matter
>> His hobbies/interests
Me
>> Why do you want a bf
To treat me like the princess I am, be rich, be successful, buy me gifts, take care of my children
>> What could you offer
Myself
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
A 6 figures salary
>> Deal breakers
poor, ugly, short, doesn't want to watch Tyrone and Jamal have sex with me, doesn't want an open relationship
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I am 45, single mother, obese and I will settle for nothing less than what I deserve

If you don't fit my ideal then don't even try. I am a busy woman and have no time to waste on losers

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>>25603619
Are you an archeologist? not original.

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idk famalama he just has to be a hot native american man who has long hair and rides on the back of motorcycles

>>25603622
The correct term would be paleontologist.

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>>25603624
fossils aren't alive...

> 24-38
> honestly doesn't matter as long as he has good hygiene
> doesn't matter
> video games, TV shows, reading, I honestly don't care as long as he wouldn't mind if I'm not as knowledgeable or would be willing to teach me about them
> companionship and to feel safe/loved
> I'm a caring person and I like to think I'm ok company and kind of funny. and sex.
> humor
> bad hygiene, addiction/mental illness with no intention of getting better
> 26 f white USA idk im boring as fuck its why i don't have a boyfriend

>>25603626
Where in the US of A, friend?

Bumper carts and sharts

>>25603627
illinois but I hate it here and hope to move asap

>>25603629
Okay, move closer to the west coast and lets be together, anon

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Where be all the qts at? Pls post

>His age
his age
> His height, build, and general looks
his height, build, and general looks
> His ethnicity and location
his ethnicity and location
> His hobbies/interests
his hobbies/interests
> Why do you want a bf
i don't know
> What could you offer
i don't know
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
his traits
> Deal breakers
non-existence
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
unideal

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>tfw you never fit any of these descriptions well
>tfw you will ALWAYS be alone
>tfw you havent had a gf in your entire life
>tfw you are going to die without ever sharing love with someone else

>>25603633
Just be my gf. Is that okay?

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tfw lonely, how do we stop being so lonely?

>and if you'll direct your attention over here, we can see what we call "robots" engaging in their favourite pastime: roleplaying as the people who are the source of their anxiety, and then voicing their internalised fears as if they were fact as if to convince other robots that they too should feel anxious about the same mundane things

Is /r9k/ just a really bad therapy session run amok?

>>25603636
will you be my therapist, friend?

>>25603636
what's your ideal therapist? Do you only seek the ideal, or are you looking for mental stability?

>>25603638
I'm looking for a therapist I can fucking afford right now desu fan

I can see them positive changes opening up like this is having, it's like having a second, much calmer inner voice that has a completely different way of contextualising my experiences in ways that still make very obvious logical sense but result in far less anxiety for me, and through exposure to this second voice I am simultaneously training my own inner voice to be less reactionary.

But the process is fucking expensive. Honestly mental health send like something the government would have vested interest in supporting, I'm surprised it's not a part of many social programs

>>25603637
That's a big ask, amigo, and I'm definitely not qualified

>>25603615
That's not how it works at all.
They don't adhere to consistency, what they want fluctuates all the time, they'll know it when they see it and they abhor any methodology that would dissect it into logical consistent outcomes that can be manipulated by making some adjustments here and there. They only go when the whole package is right, you can't cut it up into pieces, it's futile and even if that would not be the case it would still be useless because it's your role to sell your package, to yourself first of all, you have to like yourself and then work on presenting that to others in a way that they will also want to enjoy being in your presence.

I know I'll never find you girl so instead
I decided to write a novel about to people fucked in the head falling in love through cuddling because conveniently there is only one bed

>>25603632
I have at least 3 traits and an ethnicity
I misplaced my age a while back tho
contact?

>>25603619
>>25603617
>>25603616
I fit all these

>>25603615
>> His age
20 or older
>> His height, build, and general looks
I'm not too picky on looks, personality is the most attractive part of a man to me. I love green and brown eyes though.
>> His ethnicity and location
Ethnicity doesn't matter to me too much, I think individuality is great in some aspects. I'd prefer you be in California.
>> His hobbies/interests
I'd like hobbies that are easy to get into so I can play with them. Their interests are up to them, cars can be cool.
>> Why do you want a bf
I want someone to hang out with everyday. I'm just lonely.
>> What could you offer
I could help with selfawareness, negative attitudes and bad hygiene. I tend to be very supportive and on top of things.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Hobbies
>> Deal breakers
Gayposters, catfish, violent and or drugs are all bad things that ruin it.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm AA with two interests at the moment. One being gardening and the other being cosplay. I've been cosplaying for a while now and like to make my own outfits sometimes. I can sew, knit, play video games (better than you, probably) and swim. Those are really the only life skills I can hold dear. I am actually pretty autistic and competitive. I will do anything to win and won't stop practicing until I'm better than you and your friends. My age is 20 and I'm from California.

>this thread didn't get 300+ replies
I'm proud of you anons

>>25603645
You sound cute, anon. Do you have any contact?

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>>25603616
>nerdy interests like marvel movies

Oh wow another retarded thread where """fembots"""" are seeking for attention and beta orbiters, and dumb virgin robots take the fucking bait.
Some people are definitely stupid.
Saged

>>25603645
Would you be willing to do LDR with the intent to be together, anon

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>>25603615
>within 5 years of me
>6'0 at least, not fat, as long as he isnt ugly and knows how to dress himself
>Not black, canada
>Anything active that we can do together, vidya, movies
>I want someone to love, cherish, and take care of.
>Ive been told Im pretty but im most proud of my personality. Im really thoughtful and caring, will always be there for you through thick and thin. Pretty funny and playful too. So emotional support and a constant companion I suppose.
>No one trait makes a person perfect, its a combination of them. That being said, my biggest turn off is people who are quick to anger, so i suppose patience then.
>does drugs, has addictions, abusive, disrespectful, negligent, shitty job/unemployed and not trying to fix his situation
>20/irish, alberta. Im fit so I enjoy going for walks and things outdoors, I like to play sports but Im really bad at them x.x so i never do. Despite this, Im a really big introvert and love comfy time indoors in my sweats and tank lol. Love videogames, been playing a lot of MGSV and BF1 lately. Really enjoy cinema too, music as well but i think thats pretty normal. Ive been told im cute but I have a big nose so that usually ruins it for me. Anyway I just want someone to hold and take care of. Im tired of being so alone.

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>>25603651
i didnt realize i made that so long im sorry

>>25603652
it's you pretending again to be them again. Stop it. Right now

>>25603615
> His age
22+
> His height, build, and general looks
I don't care just taller than me and not fat.
> His ethnicity and location
White and Australia but there's so few Australians around.
> His hobbies/interests
Same as mine.
> Why do you want a bf
I'm fucking lonely.
> What could you offer
Endless adoration if you fit the bill. Not even joking at this point.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
An interest in learning new things about the world or anything really. I'm not exactly ambitious but I like keeping up with what's happening in the world, idk. Just have hobbies of sorts.
> Deal breakers
Not being white/being fat.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22, white, Australian.
I like reading/anime/movies/learning dumb shit/keeping up with current affairs, I don't even know what to tell you.
This thread is a piss take but whatever.

>>25603651
Wow, you sound so amazing and cute. Too bad I'm in the US.
I fit a lot of the criteria too

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>>25603615
>femanons
>actually thinks that there are real femanon on /r9k/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>25603651
Contact information maybe?

>>25603654
Where in Aus are you? Bris here

>>25603654
>>25603657
>>25603658
go to >>>/soc/ with this shit
these hookup threads don't belong on r9k

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>>25603659
Ay mang stop tryna come inbetween me n getting between these cheeks homie

>>25603658
NSW
>>25603659
They don't but can't help myself when /soc/ is normalfag trash. Especially the Australian threads.

>>25603661
>/soc/ is normalfag trash
this entire fucking thread is normalfag trash
and even if you don't liek soc find another way to hookup, this board isn't for that

>>25603662
Said this thread was a piss take. You're just bumping it anyway, I hope you're saging.
There's like two or so other threads with 300+ replies at the moment with the exact same motive.

>>25603663
>There's like two or so other threads with 300+ replies at the moment with the exact same motive.
just shows how much of a fuck the mods on this collapsing board

>femanons

Fucking stop this shit. I should filter that word..

>>25603654
>tfw central coast and alone
have a burner?

Someone who makes me want to be a better person and doesn't put up with my bullshit.

>>25603626
Hey I fit this.

>>25603626

Hey hi, how you doin? Interested in chatting on Kik?

>>25603626

British, but this sounds fantastic. Post contact pls.

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> His age
Ageless
> His height, build, and general looks
Blue and muscular with skull exposed. Ususally wears a purple hood and loincloth.
> His ethnicity and location
Gar from Eternia
> His hobbies/interests
Ridding the world of He-Man.
> Why do you want a bf
I'm lonely and want to conquer the world
> What could you offer
I'm not He-Man
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Be Skeletor
> Deal breakers
Not Skeletor
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
19, Irish, US, Skeletor

>>25603651
>6'0
>Calgary
>Vidya
>HowdoIcontact.jpg

>>25605184
3d bias strikes again

>>25603626

Am also 26. HMU on Kik? Willing to chat (or listen) about really anything. Humor not my strong suit though.

kik: JesseTrue3

> His age
20-24
> His height, build, and general looks
5'10+, average to builtfat, kind eyes (I don't really know how else to describe that, some people just have really comforting eyes), a little bit of stubble is always nice
> His ethnicity and location
White/USA
> His hobbies/interests
I guess I don't really have a preference as long as they don't spend 99% of their free time watching anime. Any hobby were you create something is great.
> Why do you want a bf
Just moved to a new place and I don't know anybody. Not sure if I even want a bf because every guy I've talked to has ended in disappointment.
> What could you offer
I used to be relatively full of life before college sucked it out of me. I think I have some OK interests and I'm open to learn new stuff. I also understand shit like depression, I know it can be hard to find someone who gets how you feel.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Just be kind and honest with me.
> Deal breakers
Being over or under weight, not taking care of yourself, being cynical, being into politics of any kind.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
18/white/USA/ I've been too busy to do any of my hobbies. I was trying to learn to play an instrument and I liked to doodle and grow succulents.

Perfect bf probably only exists in my head, but you can leave your kik if you want.

>>25603651
given these are "ideal"
I fit everything else
how much you willing to bargain on the Age range?
would you be willing to negotiate an age range of 15 years or younger,
as long as the guy looked mid twenties when shaved
I'm 34 but look 26 when I shave.

>>25603615
>> His age
20-25
>> His height, build, and general looks
Slim, non muscular, good face (and I can't really describe what that means, I just know a good face when I see it)
>> His ethnicity and location
Asian preferably, or White. Within 15-20 mins of me.
>> His hobbies/interests
Spooky stuff, culture/language, vidya, same movies/tv as I like
>> Why do you want a bf
A long term romantic relationship is the only stable relationship you can really have. Friends come and go, they'll have their own families that will always come before you, your own family will start to die off eventually and/or you'll just have a lot of distance between you so you can't see them regularly. A good relationship is for life, and you can rely on them for things that you just can't rely on friends and family for.
>> What could you offer
I have a lot of love to give, companionship, support, I'll cook and clean, I'll try and share his interests and hobbies, I'll make him happy.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Dominance and confidence.
>> Deal breakers
Smokes anything, insecurity, cheated in the past
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
22, white, midwest, basically everything I put for his hobbies/interests lol But I also sew and do different types of art

>>25603651

>6'0 at least.

Ha, your loss. I fit all the criteria except for this.

>>25603645
I fit that a bit, and I also like gardening. If you want to swap garden pictures
Nro Pynop #3147

>>25603616
You are the type of girl, no man wants.

>>25603616
>To provide for me and my beautiful daughter

>>25603615
> His age
Between 23 and 30
> His height, build, and general looks
Minimum of 5'8", average, slightly fit or slightly chubby (no obese guys, guys that are too /fit/ are intimidating, and I wouldn't want him to be skinnier than me). Facial hair no longer than close trimmed, and (preferably) full hair no longer than jawline.
> His ethnicity and location
White, PNW
> His hobbies/interests
/a/, /co/, /v/, /tv/. Maybe /tg/. A love for science fiction. Must have left leaning political ideologies, but not be militant about them. Must like dogs. Must have some interest in S&M.
> Why do you want a bf
Because I'm a sad, lonely virgin and I don't want to be like this forever. I just want someone to go to movies with and discuss my day with who will hold me and fuck me on the regular and maybe make me walk around outside with him with a buttplug and a collar under my clothes.
> What could you offer
Devotion. My company. My virginity. Anal sex.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Patience. Confidence. Dominance.
> Deal breakers
Volitile temper, poor grooming or hygiene practices, poor intelligence, strongly held political beliefs that are in conflict with mine, submissiveness, a distaste for sexual depravity.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
25, white. Little less than 5'3 and a little more than 120lb. Average build erring on the side of chubby. Mostly into /a/, but I also love movies, games and cartoons. Biology grad. Social autist.

>>25607900
I fit all of this except I have long wavy hair that sits on my shoulders.

Scottish, tall, big hands, witty, fun, kind and loyal, good values and able to communicate clearly. Emotional depth but not unstable. Respects me.

>>25605184
good to see that skeletor i made is being used correctly

>>25607919
Oh hey, and another I fit with.

>>25603651
My kik is toohot4m3 if you wanna chat

>>25607913
I'd reccomend getting it trimmed. I think most girls would agree.

>>25608070
I've had nothing but good feedback from women regarding the hair. I like women with short hair but I'm not ignorant enough to tell them to cut it, it's just a hairstyle.

>>25607933
Living in Sweden, seen you post before. Not convenient. ;_;

>>25607900
Damn just out of range with the physical description with an inch short, longer hair and probably skinnier than you

>>25608122
Sorry, anon. I'm sure you'll find someone though. Post your kik/discord if you at least want a Scottish buddy or whatever.

>>25608104
>>25608156
Jeez, the hair isn't that important. I just tend to only attract men with pony tails for some reason, and that's not a flattering look. The height was kind of arbitrary.

>>25608179
>Jeez, the hair isn't that important.
Exactly, so there's no point in suggesting a trim, aha. But yeah, ponytails never look good, no matter what you look like. Nearly as bad as those dumbass tiny buns guys go for.

>>25607919
i have like, at least 5 of these

>>25607900
I match pretty much all of that, but I'm 19. Still want my contact info?

> His age
within a few years of mine
> His height, build, and general looks
i can be attracted to all kinds of people. i'm not really into long hair or usually facial hair though. and i love glasses
> His ethnicity and location
i dont care!
> His hobbies/interests
something I don't know much about, like math or computers; nothing sexier than that to me.
> Why do you want a bf
truth be told I don't. i'm just having fun here.
> What could you offer
I'm very sweet and a good listener. also i'm just cool!
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
I guess just being a nice person. Funny is good too.
> Deal breakers
/pol/ type beliefs
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
26, white, east coast USA, interested in books, animals, cooking, hiking, nintendo games. Short, chubby, feminine, glasses.

>>25605184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvk74bG5xU4

>>25605346
kik is surinnam

>>25608264
I'd play splatoon with you

> His age
19-22, sorry oldfags
> His height, build, and general looks
6'3"ft+, athletic/ottermode, but can be chubby if big boned. at least good looking, (ideally nice cheekbones, square and tall jaw, thin and wide bright green or blue eyes, perfect hairline ((still has thick hair is SUPER important)) not blonde or ginger, non bloated, a big and developed skull, big dick obviously
> His ethnicity and location
NON ethnic looking as possible, WASP, White, can have midderranian and scandinavian features but they must be light
> His hobbies/interests
Sports, good career, no aspie gym obsessed shit, could be a model or aspiring actor/musician, no anime or video game kiddo shit, intelligence, people skills, a lot of friends
> Why do you want a bf
I dunno just bored i guess/to show off to friends, instagram, etc
> What could you offer
Excuse me? Lets see what YOU have to offer first. If you're even competent in that area.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Intelligence, money making skills, good genes, upper class family
> Deal breakers
A lot. If he is boring, stupid, just wants sex, is autistic, poor social skills, creepy (80% of guys) etc
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Right like i'm gonna let you stalkers find out about me. I'm white, thin, and attractive, and live in the west. If you're interested leave your contact. DONT bother me if i stop talking to you, i have 100 other guys like you lined up.

>>25605417
>Within 15-20 mins of me.
and where would that be ?

>>25608250
I think I'm too old for you, anon. I'm Christmas cake now.

>>25608202
I don't know anon, manbuns say "I'm trying too hard", ponytails just say "I've given up".

>>25609233
depends on the guy, I never tie my hair back because I think as a guy you might as well rock that shit
but honestly the length it's at now is too long for me and I literally have the worse luck finding someone worth a shit to cut my hair

> His age
35-45.
> His height, build, and general looks
Strong, Hairy chest, height doesn't matter.
> His ethnicity and location
Ethnicity also doesn't matter to me at all. Location neither.
> His hobbies/interests
Vidya. Being silly. Loves animals.
> Why do you want a bf
Okay so I'm in an open relationship, and really just want someone to chat with! Maybe a lil flirting, but I'm not tryna sext desu.
> What could you offer
Uhhhh. I'm funny. And I'll text back so I think that's a win.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Kindness. Dominance too.
> Deal breakers
An asshole. I can't.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm white, mid twenties, work and go to school. Chubby af. With tattoos and daddy issues. Leave me your kik if you want to chat!

>>25609233
>I don't know anon, manbuns say "I'm trying too hard", ponytails just say "I've given up".
I agree with the first comment but only it's small as hell. I put mine up simply to get it out the way, it's needed at times but I mean, most women obviously understand that.

>>25609277
tfw not old enough

>>25607900
I'm 30 and fit pretty much everything there
[email protected]

>>25609286
Hahah. I should say, prolly 25 and up is okay too!

>>25609294
in that case, turbopleb is my kik

> His age
22+
> His height, build, and general looks
ideally tall like 6'+, facial hair is a big plus, on the bigger side some chub and muscle like football body type, I like darker hair. None of this is required.
> His ethnicity and location
in the USA
> His hobbies/interests
Doesn't matter as long as he has a brain and does something other than stare at video games and porn
> Why do you want a bf
Idk its nice to have someone you get along with
> What could you offer
vagina
> What's the most important thing/trait for your
potential bf to have
Intelligence
> Deal breakers
Asshole/pretentious/chad and manlet
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
USA, white, average/athletic body type, short, interests include anything to do with science leave kik and we can talk more

>>25609334
meet majority of those things,

oy.bey is my kik

>>25607900
>maybe make me walk around outside with him with a buttplug and a collar under my clothes.
Oh fuck

What kind of contact?

I don't expect the ideal and I am sure I could find love in forms I wouldn't expect.

> His age
Between 25 and 32
> His height, build, and general looks
Six feet or over, has muscles but not so little body fat that he isn't fun to cuddle, dresses well, at least somewhat handsome/cute
> His ethnicity and location
Ethnicity doesn't matter, location doesn't matter much but prefer northeast US
> His hobbies/interests
Video games, anime, music, art, fitness
> Why do you want a bf
Life is more fun when I'm enjoying it with someone I care about
> What could you offer
Optimistic, good listener, loyal, want to support my bf
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Positive attitude
> Deal breakers
Hates animals, anger problems, rude, violent, drug addict, liar, self-absorbed, extremely lazy
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
25, white, northeast US, various interests including video games, anime, language, travel, etc.

Ideal GF threads:
>Pretty girl who's nice to me to and wants to fuck a lot
Ideal BF threads:
>I WANT A PERFECT MAN WHO WORSHIPS ME AND EXISTS ONLY FOR MY PLEASURE

Fuck, I hate women. Time to buy a sexbot.

>>25603651
19 irish, all those things apart fron height, haha i'm 5"5 if you wana chat kik is wildboi1998

>>25609334

I'd like to chat with you. razputin27 on Kik

>>25603651
Jesus christ, take care of me...

>>25609409
you hate women because when they hear ideal they actually put down ideal instead of the pathetic losers in the male one that just want a hole to fuck?

>>25603615
> His age
Early to mid 30s.
> His height, build, and general looks
Above 5'7", dad bod (strong but with chub/flab), with beard (long hair ideal)
> His ethnicity and location
White, Toronto/Canada (hoping to move there next year from the US)
> His hobbies/interests
Musician or some creative type. Up for museums. Has his own shit going on, but hopefully shares a love of all things spooky as well.
> Why do you want a bf
Just really someone to hang out with consistent and share enthusiasm about things with. Someone I can learn from, but also teach.
> What could you offer
Pretty solid library. Also a lot of cuddles/physical affection. Generally well-read. Have a decent job. Don't want kids ever.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
The ability to communicate. We need to both be able to walk away from a situation if we fight. Come back with cool heads to it later.
> Deal breakers
Kids. Having PTSD/emotional hangups about an ex. Not my job to fix you, dude.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
29/F/PA (for now), spooky shit like folklore, witchcraft and graveyards. Spend too much time (and money) in bookstores. Pretty good at befriending people. Have horribad anxiety sometimes, but firmly believe in communicating directly and openly to get to the heart of problems, but also practicing active listening. But also I am a pierced/tattooed fat and that is probably why I'm single. Oh well. Working on fixing that shit.

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here we goooo

> His age
18-25
> His height, build, and general looks
"otter" body type, skinny, skinny fat. no chads, no bulging muscles gag. so long as he's my height or taller (im 5'5")
> His ethnicity and location
no pref on ethnicity, no long distance
> His hobbies/interests
gotta like anime!! otherwise i think getting along is more important than interests.
> Why do you want a bf
i don't kek
> What could you offer
i have a decent/body face and have been told im the "genki/loli" type
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
be sweet and thoughtful, doing things out of the ordinary & being supportive. be a sub B^)
> Deal breakers
rose-colored glasses type, anyone pretentious. rude, no manners, can't cook/clean for himself, a slob in general. stuck on ideals
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21, f obv, white, southwest. i like anime and overall cute things!! interests include illustration and learning about things (too much time spent on foreign yt channels to be honest)

>>25609702
>Why do you want a bf
>i don't kek

So I suppose you don't want contact? I'm in the Southwest too

>>25609702
Hit most of these outside of age but being a sub is a dealbreaker
Good luck there lady

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>>25609736
switches are ok too!! meant to slap that on sorry. i just hate really "daddy's girl" strictly-dom types

>>25608264
I'm 26 and live in FL, grew up with computers and love to tinker with em, built my own a few years back. Love video games too, always been huge into Nintendo but I play other stuff too. Kik is thesaadness

>>25609702
5'3'' work? I think I fit pretty well, I'm >>25609808

>>25609702
Also takagi san anime whoooooo!

Has good communication
Can self reflect
Knows the difference between hormonal, and getting a reaction from you being a dick
Cares about his health
No sexual kinks. If the sex itself isn't enough, I don't want it.
Care about my interest and respects them.
Basic fucking higiene
Isn't a slob. Knows how to clean. That doesn't mean just doing the dishes.
Has common sense
Is funny
At least pretends to give a fuck about my family and friends
Isn't a drunk or addicted to anything
Doesn't smoke
Isn't rude to strangers/servers/customer service for no reason.
Not religious

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>>25609702
>dislikes people who view the world optimistically

> His age
mayb in 20s
> His height, build, and general looks
6'1, large and a just a bit toned, dark hair, tannish skin, dark eyes
> His ethnicity and location
white. maybe southern country guy, or even an anglo
> His hobbies/interests
computers, right winger, lifting
> Why do you want a bf
i want someone to spend my 24/7 with. clinginess attached. i want someone to marry and have a traditional life with.
> What could you offer
i'd offer my 100% loyalty as a wife, i plan to get a major and be a 1/2 breadwinner, cooking/cleaning, many children
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
traditional values and dominance
> Deal breakers
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests
i am bengali (south asian), i am in the US, and i'm 18.

note: perverts, fetishists, and junkies are the worst! i'll stay away from any man like this

>>25609930
forgot to put in the dealbreakers bit.

the note i added answers it anyways

>>25609745
Well thats fine you should get more people with that change but still I got eight years on you. Plus unless you live in Nevada I'd be considered long distance.

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>>25609918
there's nuffin wrong with that! but those who have never experienced grief/troubles whether it be financially or emotionally, stifle me

>>25609853
This is pretty damn reasonble and as someone that fits it all, its also pretty much what I look for in a female partner.

Anyway, hello, I found your post cute.

>>25605346
I'd be down to chat if you're interested, 21 y/o M from California, 6'3" 205Lbs, my kik is youbetchet

>>25610323
you aren't funny, that i can guarantee

>>25608627
Lol

>>25609702
Well, I don't like anime that much but I fit all the other criteria.
Also I'm EU

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>>25610464
>gotta like anime
>no long distance
>anon feels the need to say the complete opposite of this
>mfw

>is body hair a deal breaker for any of you?
>Is there a threshold that is too much?
>What about thick on forearms and upper chest?

>>25610486
heh, made you look
also I said "not much", I do watch some
for distance I can't do shit for at least 3 years

>>25603626
low standards: the post

> His age
25-38

> His height, build, and general looks
Taller than 5'10". I don't mind a dad bod i think it's kinda cute. I would appreciate some strong arms or like a bit of upper body strength cause i like to be thrown around during sex.

I like guys that are tan, have facial hair, wear glasses. My ideal physical type is toro y moi basically.

> His ethnicity and location
Probably mixed. Not too into white dudes but i love a lumberjack type. I'm from so i can only do long distance with any possible dude from 4chan. I travel a lot tho. I'm not into commitment so location doesn't really matter.

> His hobbies/interests
Video games, maybe anime but that doesn't matter. Has to like some sort of physical activity. Even if it's just like occasionally going to the gym. Literature. Other than that, i'm cool with anything. Just show an interest in something.

> Why do you want a bf
Eh i just want someone i can regularly sleep with or cuddle.

> What could you offer
I do my own thing. I've been told that I'm kinda distant so you can definitely expect space from me.

I'm an introvert but i go out a ton. I can take you to gigs or we can go get some beers. We could also just stay in and smoke up.


> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Be funny. Which means having wit or whatever.

> Deal breakers
If the dude doesn't like dogs.

Being generally awful. Racist, homophobic, sexist, ableist...et cetera. Like a dude that genuinely holds beliefs like that.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'm 20, filipino-chinese, manila. I'm 4'10" kinda curvy. Closest to demi lovato kinda plump. I haven't had time to work out lately because i work and study so my plate's pretty full. That and i've been drinking a lot lately haha. I'm in uni studying production design. I enjoy vidya, dance, reality tv. I have two dogs.

>>25610626
I'm perfect for you.

>>25610644
feel free to hit me up on kik sxshy

>>25607900
>>25609702
Literally all of this, though live in new york whoops. Good luck!

>>25609930
Add me ^^

JSD2506

>>25603621
non existing bf

>>25603626
I live in MO, you could move here, i fit your description

>>25603645
this fits me except I'm not form Cali and you honestly have all my favorite hobby's
discord: Propz#2651 if you wanna get in contact

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>>25603636
khv losers shitcanned

>>25603616
>To provide for me and my beautiful daughter

Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes

The one constant I'm seeing in all of these posts is that these woman have absolutely nothing to offer. Why is the pressure on the guy to be more successful? You're just as smart as we are.

>>25603615
>> His age
18-24

>> His height, build, and general looks
taller than me, pale/lightskinned
muscular but a higher body fat percentage so he isnt as vascularized
light eyes with dark hair, or dark eyes with light hair
freckles ideally
curly hair ish
(attractive)

>> His ethnicity and location
caucasian, europe/usa

>> His hobbies/interests
whatever really
i like everything

>> Why do you want a bf
sex, companionship

>> What could you offer
im really funny and great and attractivve

>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
intelligence, drive, ambition, funny

>> Deal breakers
really noxious fetishes, dependent on drugs/apt to become dependent on drugs

>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
smart driven almost 20 year old female
white, 5'8'', long brown hair, pale
in continental usa
i like a lot of things, i speak a few languages

>>25611314
I match a lot of that anon, if you want my discord it's Top Kek#5673

>>25603615
bumping

>>25609853
You used anyway and not anyways!!

>>25610496
I dislike body hair a lot, but I'm also only into qt Asians, to there's that.

>>25612382
Indeed! Point, me.

>>25609949
You can have had horrible things happen to you and still choose to be idealistic and view the world in a positive light.

>>25603615
> His age
22-28
> His height, build, and general looks
6'2, lanky, skinny, very white, blue eyes, hair color doesn't matter as long as not black.
> His ethnicity and location
Like I said, very white, location doesn't matter as long as it's not a third world shithole.
> His hobbies/interests
As long as it's not retarded, I'll support it and participate if he wants.
> Why do you want a bf
To get married and have children.
> What could you offer
A lot, desu, things I don't want to go into detail here.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Purity of spirit.
> Deal breakers
Not getting educated. Abusing me. Being politically extreme (liberal lunatic or traditionalist)
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
This is an ideal thread, hence, this section is irrelevant.

>>25613288
Ahahahah a
I just noticed "t b h" was changed to "d e s u"
This is great.

>>25603645
Hey I'm in Cali and fit a good portion of those requirments! Have s ok me thing to contact you with?

.>>25605346
I don't know if you're still here but kik is beninjoe, I think we'd be a good fit.


On a side note, all the posts here are so vague. Your descriptions fit likely multiple thousands of people. I've talked to 2-3 people in these kinds of threads and they always ghost after a small conversation or two. Either be more specific or actually try to get to know each other. That makes sense to me at least.

>>25603629

What part of Illinois?

t. Anon in a similar boat across the Hoosier line

>>25610496
I dislike body hair, but it's not a deal breaker.

Dislike muscular/thick as well but not a deal breaker

>>25613288
Interesting, add me on discord?

Frelious#0153

>>25613288

Hey hi, I fit all these but the height. Wanna chat?

>>25603645
You and i would probably be really good friends xP
If you weren't in California I'd say let's build a cosplay together! I live to learn new things and cosplay is probably one of my greatest passions; one day I hope to somehow turn it into my full time career. Either by building or wearing the costumes
If you'd like to share what you've got I'd love to see it! I also like to show off my props every chance i get xD
I'll leave my Snapchat in case you're interested
fucktherules

And bump

> His age
21-30
> His height, build, and general looks
From 1.80, standard build (not thin and not fat, fit).
> His ethnicity and location
He should be white but he should not live in the same city but not too far away. When he can come to my city its not a problem.
> His hobbies/interests
sports and other interesting stuff which dudes do (not an anime freak)
> Why do you want a bf
I want to spend time in a funny way (traveling and going out every weekend) and when I feel so bad I need someone near me. I want dominant man which would like to spend money on me (for small stuff like dinner or shopping) Same I like Sex and I want it sometimes but only with a man I really love.
> What could you offer
Idk. I have pretty figure and face. I am interesting and funny
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
He should have good education and targets in life. He should have good character.
> Deal breakers
Ugly, poor, violent and alcoholic
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I am 19, tall and thin. Dont do sports cause I have luck with my figure. White and cute. Europe. I like to go out with friends/enjoy shopping and other girl stuff. Same I am interested in fashion and art.

>>25615559
Forgot the most important thing (he should be smart)

>>25613242
not the point i was goin for anon :^(

>>25611314
hmu on snapchat "sendcatpics"

>>25608344

well then post contact!

>>25614259
Sure, post discord, or chat here, whatever you prefer
>>25614257
I will tomorrow afternoon, ok?

>>25603615
>His age
18 - 21
> His height, build,general looks
More than 5'2, average, cute face, big green eyes, freckles.
> His ethnicity and location
White, everywhere
> His hobbies/interests
Whatever, if he likes the same shit as me is a plus
> Why do you want a bf
I'm lonely and empty inside
> What could you offer
Companionship friendship love.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Sweet, intelligent, funny, qt, insanely loyal, pessimist
> Deal breakers
Kike, lefty, junkie, religious, not virgin
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, interests.
19, white, some vidya, books, I have trust issues, I'm not horrible to look at.
> Too paranoid to post contact. Pls post yours

>>25616419
What about NNID?
don't really have the usual Kik, discord or whatever people use here and I dont plan on making one

>>25616429

Dang, no Kik?

>>25603616
>6'2" minimum
>To provide for me and my beautiful daughter.
Good luck slut lol

>>25605346
My kik is JonnyBoy5780

>>25616454
I don't know if green eyes and freckles is a dealbreaker or not, but otherwise I fit your weirdly low standards if you wanted to hang out.

My Snapachat is chazamoo.

>>25603645
>catfish.

So I guess noodling is a deal breaker here....but I need my fried catfish, so have fun

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>>25603616
>maybe some nerdy interests like Marvel movies
>To provide for me and my beautiful daughter.

>>25616454
I don't have freckles or green eyes but I seem to fit the rest. Before I post mine, do you have a discord?

> His age
20-23

> His height, build, and general looks
Thin, with a more androgynous face. Gorgeous hair, gorgeous eyes. Higher pitched moans.

> His ethnicity and location
I always picture white, but it really doesn't matter. Location is irrelevant.

> His hobbies/interests
I'm into writing, roleplay, cartoons, history, shitposting on the Internet, and other stuff. As long as we have some things in common that we're into.

> Why do you want a bf
I want a second bf. More specifically, a sub. I'm a dom. I can't hurt my current sub. I need someone to fill that need for me.

> What could you offer
Long-lasting companionship. If we click, I have no problems committing. I'm an excellent dom. I'm passionate about my interests. Cuddles.

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Be a sub into impact play.

> Deal breakers
Smokes, vapes, does drugs, drinks excessively. Conservative. Be rude and immature. Not having any ambition in life.

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20/F/US, white, a dom, my interests were listed up above.

>>25617215
contact?

>>25603621
Kik me iodokus

>>25616454
I fit all of this, kik is VirtualGarbage

>>25617206
Sure post yours

>>25613288
I fit everything but blue eyes
You're not from the UK though sadly

>>25617491
Gimme yours, m8.

>>25617543
No, I'm not....
>>25616659
Nope

>>25616454

>18 - 21
I'm 20
>More than 5'2, average, cute face, big green eyes, freckles.
6'0, 183 lbs, dunno if my face is cute, green-brown eyes, freckles
>White, everywhere
white, germany, but would love to move someday to norway

sadly my phone died this week and I am still waiting for the EU release of the Meizu Pro 7
(no idea how long it will take)

nevertheless you could still msg me on kik : StacKingOrAfk
and wait for an answer from me

>>25611314
my hair starts to become a bit curly as soon as it reaches my eyes

>>25618118

>>25617528
Should be Happy Orb#1883, can't check number right now. (Phoneposting)

>>25609702
I feel like I fit most of this, do feel free to add me on discord

Sasstry#2598

>>25617215
What if i fit that but I'm 27?

>>25603629
Do you happen to be near the MO side of IL?

>>25616454
18 5,10 I think I'm cute obvs, big green eyes dont have many but have a few freckles, what do you like I might like the same stuff I like a lot of things

I fit everything else
Kik:disconcern
If being a nerd is a deal breaker I'm out tho I'm sorry I can't help it

>>25617528
Wasn't the one who asked about discord, but I'd be happy to chat some if you'd like. Add me:

Moist Steakplant#0195

I'm self centred so here's me

> His age
21
> His height, build, and general looks
6'9", muscular with a bit of chub, blue eyes, blond hair, I'm maybe a 6-7
> His ethnicity and location
White, Scandinavia
> His hobbies/interests
Almost all kind of sport, cooking, fashion, travel, all kind of stuff

>>25607900
>How fit is too fit?
>How do you feel about political apathy. Isn't leftist but it's not right wing either.
-What if you met your ideal guy, get married and you never lose your virginity because you're only doing anal sex?

Anyway my skype is [email protected]
Hit me up, I want to find out more about you.

>>25618928
Hmu on kik: iodokus

>>25615559
Hmu on kik: iodokus

>>25615559
Hmu on my kik: iodokus

>>25620321
>>25618725
>>25618089
>>25617118
>>25614249
Hmu on kik: iodokus

>>25603616
>To provide for me and my beautiful daughter.
el oh el out loud

>>25603626
You sound nice

>>25609334
Hi, I'm 29 and in the U.S. Send me a message!
Kik: elixus

>>25605346
hallex45

average build, 6'0, 21, i play instruments and I sing but i'm self conscious about it

>>25608627
no one wants you because you are a self obsessed bitch

>>25607900
*snaps* damn me being black, almost had bingo!

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>>25609578
This

>>25609403
I'm not over 6', but I might still be your ideal. As long as you're in shape yourself.

Preferred communication type (Kik, discord, etc.)?

>>25607900
way too damn late but I've got you covered. in PNW too.

kik is siouxon
snap is sioux0n

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> His age
20-29
> His height, build, and general looks
6'2, lanky and slim, very white with good facial structure, no beards or facial hair, would prefer not hairy. (and not cut) without tattoos.
> His ethnicity and location
USA, i'd hope, or some Western country. And White.
> His hobbies/interests
Well, they're HIS hobbies, and I'm interested to discover what they are. I'd like to try fishing or flying or driving a boat. But other than that I don't care so much that he must enjoy everything I enjoy. I would really love it if he could dance/would be willing to.
> Why do you want a bf
To partner up in a symbiosis of conquering challenges, attaining success, crafting and expanding our way of life, discovering this wondrous existence, and proliferating ourselves. And for the kind of love your soul has always yearned for.
> What could you offer
Security, nurturing, discipline, humor, honesty
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Having a clean spirit.
> Deal breakers
being unaffectionate/aromantic, cursing at me, emotional abuse, not having any dreams or aspirations, desiring to live in shit towns/circumstances, not pursuing higher education, not being aware of the concept of time management, doing drugs, engaging in casual sex, being liberal, being traditionalist
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
White, 24, moderately introverted but high in openess, USA, interested in culture, technology, mystical things, medicine, conservative.

>>25625261
>mystical things
Down for platonic? My discord is Gallinskald#5296

>at least 6"0, at least 6"2, at least 6"3

Oh Christ, the manlet memes are true.

>>25625261
I fit quite a bit of this, honestly. Age/height/build and all. I admire the fact that you want someone with a true sense of discipline. I don't know shit about flying, fishing or driving a boat but that would be something I'd love to learn about. Drop your skype/kik/discord or something if you're interested.

>close femanons only want white guys
>distant femanons are okay with whatever
I hate living here

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>>25616454
>More than 5'2, average, cute face, big green eyes, freckles.

This is me. I'm 5'8" and 19. Discord is Fem"""""bot"""""#2544 but I'll post something else if you're interested.

>>25625277
It's disgustingly depressing though. The average male height is 5'8"; Height literally is something you can't change, you can't "work out to get taller" and surgery for it is extremely experimental where they completely break your legs and install a metal device to pull apart your bones to leave a gap between to be filled in by new bone structure as the broken bones heal and costs about $100,000 and you'll get maybe 1 or 2 inches of height.

>>25625269
Yep, sent you request.
>>25625286
Email my burner first
[email protected]

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>>25603615
>> His age
20-28
>> His height, build, and general looks
typical skinny boy with glasses look. I like short boys and tall boys.
>> His ethnicity and location
preferably white and in the US
>> His hobbies/interests
music(indie, shoegaze, electronic, some /mu/ core), literature, existentialism, dogs, recreational drug use, video games, shitposting, anime, kinky.
>> Why do you want a bf
because I am lonely and want to die. I am eager to meet someone I could possibly start a family with.
>> What could you offer
I am a very kind and supportive person. I am very affectionate and get enjoyment out of making someone feel loved and appreciated.
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
someone that can see past his own mind, I find myself meeting only men that can converse about what is right in front of them. Good taste in music as it is a prominent part in my life. Someone that is kind to others.
>> Deal breakers
bad at conversations, not having much in common, ignorance. I don't like it when boys send me weird selfies with their shirts off.
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20 short hair with glasses. Small body. I am told I am attractive. I go on a lot of dates and boys hit on me all the time but I can't ever meet someone that interests me. I love playing video games and going to related conventions/expos. I travel alone. Sometimes I stub my toe on purpose. I like going to random cities by myself for a few days at a time. I read philosophy and poetry. I work a lot and think about killing myself.

I will be in chicago soon if anyone is there

>>25625402
>I like going to random cities by myself for a few days at a time.
>I will be in chicago soon if anyone is there

inb4 serial killer

>>25625358
Fucking women, man. What can you do?

>>25625358
i'm a 5'8 manlet myself, even girls who say they only want taller guys will react positively to you if you are attractive to them in other ways
it's like a guy saying he will only date a girl with at least DD bra size, but we all know if he meets a girl with C and she's perfect for him in all the other ways he will be just as happy with her
tl;dr don't get disheartened

>>25625402
You sound all right, I fit a lot of this criteria, and I am in Chicago.
How long are you going to be here? Also any way to contact you?

>>25603645
You sound like someone I would have hung out with in high school!

Sadly, I have impeccable hygiene, and pee sitting down to prevent splashing/having to put the seat down. No drugs, I cook with wine and only drink beer when I have the time to do southern and korean barbecue.

Also, might be spending time abroad to help North Koreans escape/might be getting shot at by Chinese cops, so I honestly don't think being in a comfy relationship with a cute cali girl that I build EVA foam armor cosplay for is gonna happen. Maybe penpals, so at least someone will miss me when I get shot by a girl wearing a shirt that has 'LOL' on it.

GG

>>25603683
Looks like someone got molested

>>25605417
>>age fits
>>Slim, ran track(100m dash) /black belt
>>East Asian, Kansas
>>Pretty damn good at cooking and doing dishes
>>writing. building cosplay shit with friends. Used to play Jang-gu competitively.
>>No smonk, haven't cheated on anyone.

> His age
25-35
> His height, build, and general looks
5'10+, the taller the better. I like anything from skeleton to slight chub, but I don't like obesity. I like white guys, brunettes, with glasses.
> His ethnicity and location
White, and NA/Canada.
> His hobbies/interests
Vidya, reading, local politics, technology, board games, whatever you like.
> Why do you want a bf
I love the company of having a partner, another half is so much fun.
> What could you offer
I'm sweet and caring to a fault, I've been told I'm funny, I think I'm smart and interesting.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
I'm going to list a few: reliable, consistent, and caring.
> Deal breakers
If you're not interested in a LTR.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
I'll explain privately, I'm paranoid about security. Drop contacts!

> His age
21-33
> His height, build, and general looks
5'8 or taller, dad bod or chubby in general, hairy (body and face), dark hair with lighter eyes
> His ethnicity and location
Literally any ethnicity, like the more interesting your ethnicity the better and located in the US
> His hobbies/interests
Any type of nerdy shit, The Office, memes, anything he doesn't mind explaining to me
> Why do you want a bf
Lots of cuddles
> What could you offer
Curves, sass (the good kind), interesting conversations
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Make me laugh and smile duh
> Deal breakers
Anger problems, Chads
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21, I'm a white mutt, US, baking, Netflix, memes, reading, collecting vintage shit, music, DIY projects

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>> His age
18-28

>> His height, build, and general looks
-dark features
-5'10+ (preferably)
-skinny/lanky
-dresses nice

>> His ethnicity and location
-doesn't matter, but I feel most comfortable with white guys
-USA

>>His hobbies/interests
I mean it doesn't really matter what you're into, but the ideal thing would be someone I can explore with. I like camping and hiking, so preferably someone who's comfortable doing that.

>> Why do you want a bf
I want someone I can trust with everything, to open up to, as it's vice versa. I'm not really in a rush to get married and have kids, like it seems a lot of people are. I just want someone I can fall in love with and feel the same love I give.

>> What could you offer
I can offer you a really good GIRL.

>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
concerned, supportive, honest and "dominant" ; )

>> Deal breakers
-Not having goals.
-Being overly protective.

>>About self
-20, white, curvy 5'6, USA
-I work and go to school
-I always try to help everyone, I like being there for my friends, I'm a very bubbly person.
-I'm really understanding and I am also really funny (even though no one understands my jokes).
>>25625402
You sound really sweet, I wanna be your friend

>>25627121

You sound delightful! Razputin27 on Kik if you want to chat!

>>25625226
I'm not sure what your definition is of in shape but I've been really into fitness for about 3 years now. I've been going to the gym 5 times a week but I still don't have an athlete's body. I would describe myself as average weight but I'm hoping to make it to my goal in the near future.

If you're still interested in talking, you can let me know your Kik and I'll send you a message.

>>25627121
Kik: takealookinabook

I fit everything I think.
>>25627165
I am not hairy, fit the rest.

>His age
18-24
>his height/build/looks
lanky and slim, taller than 6'1" or BYE
i dont like cleancut guys, someone who has the laidback, shut-in, scruffy, look
you also need to look like your mom still doesnt dress you
long curly hair or glasses is bonus points
BLUE EYES IS X2 BONUS POINTS
>ethnicity and location
white, toronto
>interest/hobbies
you MUST play two or more of these games listed (melee, pubg, overwatch, csgo, league, hots, darksouls) and only PC games

you need to watch good anime and regularly browse /a/

edgy type of humor is required

if you can play the bass/guitar that's bonus points

>why do you want a bf
to give me attention and be my duo partner

>what you could offer
ill send u the funniest memes, be loyal, and give u squishys

>whats the most important thing for potential bf to have
not be a hoe, reply to my texts, and to be able to carry me
>deal breakers
dont be annoying/clingy and dont be a hoe
>rundown on myself
can be mean but nice 18 y/o asian girl from toronto

>>25603616
A 6'2" "dorky" bodybuilder

Fucking kek, women's standards these days

>>25627375
UHH i think its the men need to step it up these days

>>25627392
Yeah you're right, we really need to work on our height.

>>25627356
ew

C'mon guys, we all know what's happening here. These 'femanons' are just trying to get as many replies as they want so that they can feel confident enough to go out a fuck a Chad. They're not gonna reply.

>>25627356
when you fit the criteria but ur not slim and not from toronto

i just want a man older than 25+, who is into dd/lg and can put up with my mental illness but that shit ain't happenin' ever

>>25627686
Jeez >>25627686 sounds like a bitch. Probably dodging a cucking bullet

>>25627801
Please girl, there are plenty of us out there. Just Takes time to fine a good one....start with your kik.....so maybe the ones that want that can hit u up

>>25627824
This is y ur a virgin

>>25625402
You seem really nice. I hit a lot of your points, except I'm Asian.

Here's my discord if you wanna talk.
Czarcastic#0494

>>25627356

> must play these games

> Melee

> PC games only

Wat

>>25628141
I guess dolphin makes it a PC game

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>>25603615
I am Anon. Self promoting bump for local waifus.

> His age
I am 28. 29 on the 16th.
> His height, build, and general looks
5'10", 175lbs, mustache & lazy mohawk that lays down. many grey hairs.
> His ethnicity and location
human (caucasian if you care) - michigan / usa
> His hobbies/interests
playing music, criticizing movies & tv, vidya, trying local food spots, petting cats with two hands, staying up late & napping during the day
> Why do you want a bf
that's up to you
> What could you offer
a real understanding of the human experience. i am looking for friendship before a relationship. we're too quick to bed off tinder and dating apps and we skip getting to know each other. i would like to escape "dating" and move onto a long term partner, but i am taking the time to wait for things to be right.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
again that's up to you, but i offer strong communication. i would rather send/receive bad news than lie or be lied to. without communication, you have no foundation to build upon.
> Deal breakers
hard drugs (opiates in particular)
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
tl;dr 28, human (caucasian), cis male, michigan/usa, music/film/vidya/snacks

>>25627165
>>25627121
>>25611314
>>25609610
>>25609334
>>25608264
>>25607900
>>25603645

it me

>>25628162

>any age under 35
>any height over 4'11", any hair color eye color
>preferably white because I'm white. Just makes it easier. Other raced not a deal breaker though.
>any hobby but preferably likes vidya and music.
>cuddles and comfort and someone to talk to and be player 2 for desu.
>my body, interesting talks, money (i have enough)
>loves me, enjoys memes
>doesn't really love me/cheats
>20yo white 4'11 autistic gamer girl in the netherlands who likes music. Kinda flat chested but nice butt. Usually get rated like 7/10 in rate threads.

>>25628197
I mean I'm nowhere near NL but I like games and love music, we could share some if you'd like

My discord is marmalade#4389

>>25628197
>tfw no midget gf

>>25628197
I'm from Germany, you can add me on discord for a talk:
phalx#3359

rip me

>>25627121
clever.robot on kik

>>25627121
Perfect girl did not add me :(

>>25628197

Mind throwing me an email on my throwaway? You sound neat.

[email protected]

>>25628197
hey, you might like me, so if you're still around and use kik, my username's churchball

>>25627801
This is exactly the kind of girl a lot of us want to find. Please post a contact, tell us more etc

>>25625426
:(
>>25625525
4 days. I am on discord and kik. My kik is peoples_knees.
>>25627172
:(
>>25627880
Added

> His age
21-28

> His height, build, and general looks
over 6' skinnyfat to built, i like light eyes theyre pretty to look at :3

> His ethnicity and location
white pref but idrc, anywhere ^.^

> His hobbies/interests
sciencey stuff, nature, arts, travel, anything really :3

> Why do you want a bf
im lonely and i wanna love someone :(

> What could you offer
im kinda funny (nobody thinks so but i do), im great at hugging and kisses, im good at cheering people up, and i dunno ill prolly treat you like hot shit so ya

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
niceness, loyalty, open mind

> Deal breakers
doesnt like learning stuff, mean, meathead

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
i'm 21, mixed, from nyc, I like science and dogs and traveling and film and music and yeah im pretty bad w intros :)

>>25629235
I would post my contact, but I'm afraid of getting bombarded by people I haven't got much interest in or simply want to us me for sexual purposes

>>25630310
where you from?

>>25603621
>45 obese
>Can offer herself
>lol

>>25628162

literally the opposite point if the thread you cunt

this is why no one can ever love you and you know it

>>25630310
>i'm afraid i will get people who simply want to use me for sexual purposes
Girl, one of the three only things you posted was that you're interested in a fetishistic relationship. Don't expect much else

>>25630681
lol

>>25628141
fox mains are hot

16-25
6'4+(I don't really care about height anything taller than me 5'7 is okay), athletic or ripped, boyish features (big lips, blue eyes, small nose, cheekbones, etc) good skin, no beard at all, long hair
I don't care
I don't care
I like company I guess
Not much desu
Unironically confidence
Infidelity
18 y/o, mixed, Chile, drawing

>>25629941
Close description, although 5'11 and skinny-skinnyfit

discord is sadhana#6055

>>25627801
You in Florida?

>>25629941
potential match alert

kik - beninjoe, have skype/discord/snap but kik is more of a throwaway

seems mostly like a shitposting and whinging thread but i have nothing better to do
> His age
20+
> His height, build, and general looks
idc, not obese, and blue or green eyes and light hair are preferable but beyond that idc
> His ethnicity and location
white and ideally idaho or something so i'd have an excuse to move there
> His hobbies/interests
diy stuff, hunting, fishing, reading, board games, idk
> Why do you want a bf
to have 14 aryan children with
> What could you offer
cooking skills and autism
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
dedication
> Deal breakers
not wanting the same things as i do i guess, not having the same values
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
20, white, east coast, wasting my life away filling out questionnaires on soc

>>25629941

Only up for tallbros, huh? That's a shame to hear.

>>25627356
>mfw I fit these
>mfw I get all the bonus points
>mfw I live on the other side of the world
>mfw no face

I'm gonna die alone

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>>25633178
this

>>25633178
>>25633202
actually, you sound like a cool person, I don't fit the age criteria nor am I US but do you want to just chat on discord anyways ?

>>25628197

If you've got a kik.

kik: JesseTrue3

>>25627165
Why must you be in the US?? I fit everything else, I'm sad now...

>>25627246
Not sure if my ID changed, but sounds like you're in shape to me. My Kik is pancakehammer - feel free to hit me up.

>>25616454
legit fit this perfectly, but i live in Australia, so much for that lol

>tfw fat
>tfw black
>tfw 6'2
>tfw my dick is 7.5 inches but ill never get to use it

>>25633249
I cri. Could have been soulmates

>>25603616
Are you mtf?

>>25632802
sup
32m from new England. maker/artsy type. into 3d modeling and 3d printing. I make a lot of my own jewelry for me and my gal friends. killer blue eyes and lots of gray hair. but young spirit and young at heart.
if you like older guys let's get started on that pile of kids.

>>25628197
my wife

>> His age
35-50
>> His height, build, and general looks
~6', bretty round, good chins
>> His ethnicity and location
Scottish? But living in England
>> His hobbies/interests
Eat baby, bagpipe
>> Why do you want a bf
Counterespionage
>> What could you offer
Wealth
>> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Strength, drive, metric ton
>> Deal breakers
Subway
>> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
M, 43, USA, evil

>>25605184
Hello, I feel that this might be me I don't live in Ireland, but I have a pet panther (I named her panthor) so I could get there relatively quick if needed I hope it's okay too I have kind of what some would call a shrill nasely voice

>>25628197
Get in touch

Kik jingherbert

>>25632802
Stay on east coast and b mine. Are Italians huwhite?

>>25608627
lel 100% match

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>>25603616
>To provide for me and my beautiful daughter.

>>25609233
>>25607900
>>25608070
>>25608179
hi there, hope to hear from you soon as i seem to match several of your expectations, hope you message me on discord which is akotsg#7804

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> His age
No older than 3 yrs older than myself, nothing younger

> His height, build, and general looks
Taller than me, not skinny, not fat, attractive, have hair and non receding hairline

> His ethnicity and location
Preferrably black but anything will do, New England states but anything East Coast will do

> His hobbies/interests
Anime, Movie Buff, RPGs or any game, not ddlg but domsub roleplay of that kind, soccer, tennis or volleyball or just any sport

> Why do you want a bf
Im lonelu my goo

> What could you offer
Cute face, nice bod, potentially making 50k+, okay credit, not too smart, good cook, good sex drive, and always up for nonsexual fun

> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Be nice, not "nice guy" but actually nice man, chivalry is super cute

> Deal breakers
Mean

> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
5'0 and edging on chunky (130+), 21, blk, NY, anime, vidya, movies, some sports

>>25635257
Actually yeah im just gonna straight up say im fat for my height

>>25635257
>>25635264
hi there, i dont mind you seem like a fun girl and match most of what you're looking for, hope to hear from you cutie, hmu on kik or snap it's gstoka

>>25632802
Just 14 aryan children? I suggest 88.

Bumps

> His age
18-35
> His height, build, and general looks
anything but obese, don't care about height, ideally maybe 5'11, can't have a round face.
> His ethnicity and location
white, anywhere
> His hobbies/interests
anything as long as it's not a 100% introverted and shut off from the world hobby
> Why do you want a bf
Because I want to love someone
> What could you offer
I am attractive, not stupid and a genuine person
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
has to be energetic assertive, but also childish fun
> Deal breakers
borderline or severe emotional problems that lead to problems with relationships (can have problems as long as relationships can be stable within them)
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
21f white

>>25637179
Not obese, no emotional problems but 5'8"
Kik is ChunkSteakknife

>>25627165
if only you were still here

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>>25603615
>bf
Lol sorry too busy getting it, texting 3 dudes atm

>>25637179

I fit this pretty well. If you want to get to know me, razputin27 on Kik

>>25637235
But I am...

>>25637179
kik: clever.robot

> His age
24+
> His height, build, and general looks
Don't care
> His ethnicity and location
Europe & white
> His hobbies/interests
Any
> Why do you want a bf
I'm lonely
> What could you offer
Comfort, love and lots of cuddles. Plus I cook really well.
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential bf to have
Loyal and kind. Those two.
> Deal breakers
I want a teetotaler, so no alcohol and drug abuse. Also, no smokers.
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.

Europe, 27yo pale brunette, skinny, sleep and sun deprived. My interests range from history, astronomy, and programming. Also, a night owl. I haven't left my apartment in 10 years or so. If you are also agoraphobic that's a huge plus.

But in short, I would like anyone that would love me back.

>>25637396
Meet most of your description but not in Europe
Kik is ChunkSteakknife if you want to chat

>>25637396
You seem neat

>>25630761
25 years old, 5'6, no beard and long hair here
Anyways I doubt im the kind of man you're looking for

>>25635257
Hi, I match most of those but I'm 5'3''

>>25637396
I'm not actually looking for anything but I fit all of this (even the agoraphobia) and would kinda like to chat whenever, if you're down? My kik is mister.meeseeks

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>>25603654
I seem to fit the minimum for your interests.
Could play videogames, spend time walking around places, like the city or beaches, or even get around to setting up a new furnace if you want to see molten metal/metal casting.
Heck, could even drive us about.

Just a damn shame that I still need to work a bit more toward my own home, and that I'm Radelaide.

>>25627165
I'm into what you put down. 29, pale, tasty hair, expert cuddler.

Do you use kik? Mine is vacatapa

>>25637396
I practically never leave my apartment if not for work anymore. I'm a lean/fit, 30 year old guy with potentially similar intetests and an equitable amount of sleep deprivation. My kik is whyamievendoingthis