>tfw cant get a bf because of odd fetishes >every time

>>25590214
well what is it ya mong

>>25590214
>>tfw cant get a bf because of odd fetishes
I'll be your bf and do whatever fetishes you want with you.

It's because most men who share your fetishes aren't gay. Just get on grindr like every other faggot.

Maybe it's just that you bring up fetishes in unrelated conversations. Explaining your fetishes to strangers is not considered socially acceptable, and people may figure there is something wrong with you.

>>25590214
well what are they ??

>>25590214
inb4 your "really not that weird" fetish is poking holes in condoms.

they're probably pretty fucking weird

>>25590218
It's not unrelated, like I said, it comes up somehow, and as far as I'm aware, isn't shoe-horned into the convo.

>>25590220
They/It has nothing to do with impregnation or even penetration. I'm fully aware they aren't that weird by 4chan standards but that's far off by normie standards.

You have a shot fetish don't you? It's ok,they are just pictures after all.

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>>25590214
>tfw you're into hypnosis
>tfw you've nerded out so much you want to fuck elves, orc qt's, everything else
>tfw you just want someone to lose yourself with in depravity

Tell me again how you feel, OP

>>25590222
Well, won't you name one? I've went off the deep end long ago, and someone else to share them with would be A+

>>25590222
>They/It has nothing to do with impregnation or even penetration. I'm fully aware they aren't that weird by 4chan standards but that's far off by normie standards.
You want them to call you daddy? Exhibitionism?
Or do you just get off on nerds trying to guess your fetish?

Do not reply to the attention seeking op, let the thread for by saging

>>25590214
I'm dating a girl from here and I told her all my outlandish fetishes and she said she loved them.

Not sure what fetishes you have but I doubt it's any weirder than mine.

>>25590214
furry is weird? i have that. is it really that weird its just furred humans with animal heads.

>>25590224
>tfw no submissive girl to hypnotize into being an obedient slave

>>25590227
sage was recently disabled. It no longer does anything.

>tfw into furry and happily married with a partner who plays along

>>25590225
>>25590225
Giantess, Feet, Stockings, Lolita, Teasing/Threatening (Usually in combination with the first few) and all in that order.

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>>25590233
D-do you have a burner email? Something else? That's hot as fuck

Try getting into a relationship that has progressed to being naked in bed with someone. Then with a hand on their shaft,you can tell them whatever you like with a greater chance of them being accepting.

>>25590233
>Giantess
What does this mean? Like what would you actually do?

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>>25590234
I could make one, if you'd want to post yours i can email you from it.

>>25590236
It's weird to explain, I guess, but there are Doujins if you'd want to see exactly what I find attractive.

>>25590235
That feels a bit like entrapment.


Also converse. Forgot to mention those.

>>25590236
It'll be like she slowly raises herself to standing on her toes pretending she's growing while her bf struggles valiantly to keep a straight face.

>>25590237
So what if you find it "attractive"? What would you literally DO about it? With your bf?

>>25590237
I think he is more asking how you would enact your giantess fetish in real life.

A fetish like that you don't really need to tell your boyfriends about, since it isn't something they can participate in.

>>25590233
Well why don't you become my gf?

>>25590220
I want a fembot gf with this fetish

MOOOOOOOOOMM! Anon is stepping on my lego city again!

>>25590239
>>25590240
Oh, I thought you meant in a hypothetical here it somehow came true. Most likely just rp or at minimum just talk about it. Though if I was close enough with someone there's the possibility of a home film, sort of how people make their own personal porn I suppose? I've never tried but I wouldn't rule it out.

>>25590243
Really gets the old noggin joggin, huh?

>>25590237
Mail me at [email protected] then(it's gibberish I know)

please don't flake out on this I need someone who's not afraid of her kinks

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>>25590242
dude same haha but she has to not be a whale

>>25590242
>>25590247
Would you actually want to act out the fetish or strictly pretend?

>>25590233
oh no watch out it's a giant lady aaaahhh
does that get you horny baby

>>25590248
I'd be quite happy to do it for real.

>>25590248
>would you like to impregnate a woman
what kind of question is that?

>>25590233
40 posts before this fat cunt tells us. Kill yourself loser

>>25590242
>>25590247
>>25590248
Every time I see a cute girl, I imagine how she'd look pregnant with my child.

>>25590253
That can't be healthy, anon.

>>25590254
I can't help it, Satan.
They'd look so beautiful.

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OP are you looking for someone to rp with? Discord or email?

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>>25590214
STOP REPLYING TO THESE BAIT THREAD YOU FUCKING PRETEND FEMALE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU'RE THE ONES RUINING THIS BOARD

>>25590257
Shut up, dumb frogposter. No one wants to hear it.

>>25590233

>lolita

this is what scares them off, they assume you're a pedophile

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>>25590258
>No one wants to hear it
and nobody wants to hear your shit, whiteknight faggot
the fact that you're falling for these threads jsut shows how much of a retard you are

>>25590259
Well I specify that it's the fashion and that it'd be me wearing it/dressing up in it. Or at least I believe I try to.

>>25590261

dont mention that one at all. society is aggressively hostile towards things even tangentially related to pedophilia. don't associate it.

>>25590262
I guess that's likely. Though it's name only I could always just say cosplay. I doubt that's the entire reason though, yeah?

>>25590224
That sounds originally hot

>>25590233
are female(male) or female(female)?

Not that i would stand out between all the attention you are getting...

>>25590265
The second, but does it really matter? People will assume the first regardless of what I say.

>>25590233
Just don't initially mention giantess.

>>25590214
Wew, your shit is mild. I have fapped to unbirthing and monstergirls uniroinically. Stop, if you are a woman you have no excuses. If you're a man then who cares?

>>25590267
Honestly it's the biggest (no pun intended) one, by far. The rest of them are pretty much just add-ons that I enjoy in size scenarios.

>>25590233
>>25590237
Whoa, please contact me too. That's extremely hot, converse included.

[email protected]

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>>25590270
Alright, sent an email, anon.

The real question is are you Australian?

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>>25590264
You got an email, anon? Discord, whatever?

>>25590271
I didn't receive anything. You have my biggest fetishes.

>tfw no lolita roleplay partner to tell me they're growing slightly every day in a teasing way.

You can also try [email protected]

>>25590272
I am a Cucknadian living in the US for school.

>>25590274
I tried that email, as well as the last one twice, would you like to try to email me?

>>25590275
What a shame. Well, if you ever want an Aussie that doesn't mind your kinks, be sure to come to Melbourne.

>>25590247
More preggo qts pls

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>>25590274
>>25590271
Nevermind, I got it.

Also that's one of my favourite artists.

>tfw you admit to your gf that you've watched almost exclusively futa hentai since you were 12

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>>25590277
Don't you guys just shitpost and get bit by deadly spiders?

>>25590279
Uru is great.

EVERYONE ITT >>>/soc/

>>25590281
>Uru is great.
Good taste, also could you mail me a discord or something. I think cock.li is being slow today. I feel rude because it keeps eating my responses.

>>25590281
Mostly. And also doing anything to avoid the extreme weather. We have 4 seasons in one day most days.

>>25590283
I actually use my discord for some work so it's pretty personal/professional, do you have a throwaway google email for hangouts or something?

>>25590285
Oh, no problem.

Made one and emailed you from it.

>>25590233
>Those
>Odd

So now this thread is on /soc/

>>25590237

I've worn converse every day since I was 1 year old. I've got no arches in my feet. You into that?

Also you mentioned you're Canadian? I love our northern neighbors!

I'll Kik with you any day

>>25590273
Offer still stands..

>>25590304
This post gave me creepier vibes than any of the ones from /r9k/

>>25590361

You realize the converse comment was a joke right?

I really do love Canada tho. Almost moved to Toronto but paperwork suuuuuuucks.

>be an older dominant male with multiple kinks
>cant find anyone even close to as depraved as I am
>dating pool is shit older women who are set in their ways
>younger chicks don't want a 40yo dude

Cant I find a girl with daddy issues who likes being pissed on, choked and loves being used like a 2 dollar whore?

>Be male
>Have fetishes that people would call the fucking cops over
>Meet a bunch of femanons over the past couple years
>They all happily state they have those fetishes without knowing about me having them
Must be nice to be a woman honestly, nobody cares about your fucked up fetishes.

>>25590214
xan????

>>25590314
I'm not that anon, but why don't you tell me a little more about yourself?

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>>25590233
aside from feet and lolita those sound hot, but I'm guessing you don't have a discord

>>25590233
I'll date you if you'll also indulge my weird fetish: cuckolding

I am 100% serious, and am a tall attractive white guy

>>25590526
Like what?

>>25592180
Bestiality is a surprisingly common fetish among women on /soc/, I'd say at least 75% of the ones I've met have either said they're really into it or have already done it.

A lot of them admit to having fantasies or fetishes for being drugged and taken advantage of. Probably about 50% of the ones I've met here have said they want to be fucked while passed out/asleep.

Blackmail for about 25% of them? Maybe 30%. Have said they want to be blackmailed into doing sexual shit.

And at least two girls I've met on here have said they want me to record us having sex then show it to their family and friends and completely humiliate them about it.

These are all things they HAPPILY admitted to me without even being asked for specifics. Imagine if a guy just went around saying he was into those things, he'd be in jail.

>>25590237
are you still here op? plz email me bc I love those fetishes.

[email protected]

On what boad was this originally posted?

>>25593819
board* REEEEE

Any girls with wild fetishes wanting to chat about it?

mfw i like vore as my top fetish as a girl and am happily with a bf

>>25590230
I know that feel.

>>25590231
like this board wasn't shit enough already

>>25590673
As you said, the offer still stands.

>>25590247
She is hot!!!

>>25590228
Well? Spill the beans. Also this is Kink Thread 2.0

>>25593834
R9k

Kik: andys_mountains27
If you're down to ease me into those kinks I would love to. I know about them just never done them

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>>25590233
that's weird as fuck faggot no wonder you can't get a bf

>>25590237
Lol me too w/ the converse on girls tho