Hi /soc/. I have a question: How do you clean your anus

>>25583060
enema

>>25583060
enema

I don't like enemas because they don't clean everything and if you get the water too deep it makes it worse.

I finger fuck myself deep in the shower with lots of soap.

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>>25583060
>not using the shit as lube and then feeling disgusted with yourself afterwards

>>25583060
take a shit, squeeze out all that you can
if you do it right the only thing on the toilet paper after the last wipe should be mucus
then you do an enema to get it really clean.
then only have sex in the shower or bathtub.
if you do make a mess it's easy to wash down the drain

>>25583060
long handled spoon

>>25583304
Pretty much this. Lots of soap and go inside a bit. I do the same after a dump. Push that tp/finger on up in the bum a little ways to make sure there's no poopie at the exit door

>>25584147
I forgot how normie as fuck this board is

>>25584410
Then I like to wet some tp then wipe for a better cleanse. WIPE til the paper turns red, that's how u know when to stop

I'm a dude, and not a faggot, but I have to chime in here anyway.

Some of you actually stick a finger or toilet paper up your assholes after you have taken a shit?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Have you never heard of wet wipes?

This is a really good guide on how to use enimas:
https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/

I dont think it will ever be 100% clean. Last week i wanted to get fucked in the ass. So i shit whatever i could. Did the finger/ soap trick. I have never been fucked in ass so i was worried it would hurt. So i bought a dildo, lubed it up, and shoved it up there to losen things up. When i pulled it out, the tip was covered in shit. Rinse repeat... same thing but not as much.

I ended up meeting another dude on craigslist and we fucked. There was traces of shit on both condoms we each used.

>>25584864
The only way you can prevent shit from getting on your partner's dick is to fast for a day, drink a bottle of magnesium citrate the next and shit your intestines out (still fasting), then fuck the third still having not eaten. Treat it like surgery or a medical procedure in the area. You don't need fucking finger and soap.

Or take a deep enema the day of and accept there will be truffle butter, shower off afterward, and move on.

Enema and baby/nappywipes

>>25584474
This entire board is about cleansing the anus for penile penetration. Or putting a dick in a butt. You should not be here

>>25584417
That's how you get hemoroids.

>>25583060
Sauce?

Just stick a shower hose in there.

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With a knife

>>25586992
this lol

niggers tongue my anus

>>25588971
Been a while.

I don't do anything special? Only avoid anal when I'm feeling off because that's bound to end horribly and get you a partner who isn't a little bitch

>>25583060
apply bodywash directly to penis
set ramming speed
when the juices stop running red you've successfully cleaned the asshole