>only viable method of body hair removal for me is laser >professional

>>25573351
I remember this offer from a thread a while ago, didn't know it was you.

Move to the UK and get it paid for by the NHS.

>>25573351
How much is it?

>>25573424
Currently, 200NZD.

>>25573351
Kik?

>>25573351
Why can't you just shave like everyone else? If you're good enough and do it daily you can keep everything nice and smooth

>>25573432
Damn. That's nothing to me but I'm nowhere near you and couldn't get delivered. Plus I wouldn't be able to enjoy it.

>>25573444
It irritates me, and I can only get so smooth with shaving.
Even if I've just shaved, I'm still slightly rough rubbing against the direction of the hair.

>>25573453
"wouldn't be able to enjoy it" as in "wouldn't be able to use it" or "wouldn't be able to use you"?

>>25573444

Daily shavIng makes the hair rock hard in the long run and the skin isn't as smooth after years of shaving

If I had the opportunity I'd also go for lasering.

>>25573467
"To use you" if I'm honest but if that was the only speed bump I'd talk negotiations but I'm across the globe so it's kinda moot

>>25573351
>laser cleaning
strong enough to remove rust and particulates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8q3DZB_l6M
a second pass will slightly polish the surface
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKbuRAyKRsU

Gentle enough to remove graphite from a sheet of paper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEWKAMY0xsU

>auction ends in 7 hours
>New Zealander 4chan hours start in about 10 hours
fug

>>25573702
at least post your butthole, you might get more interest

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>>25573717
Here's some butt
Butt since I don't have a laser hair remover, I don't have a nice bare butt

>>25573728
bummer
hypothetically if someone helped you out would you help them out?

and by that I mean take it in the butt and swallow a few loads

>>25573754
Sure!
As long as they were hygenic.
Do I get bonus points for being a virgin? :3

>>25573771
Hah, probably.
I'd do it if I lived closer.

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Tummeh for more attention
This is what I want to buy, btw:
http://www.trademe.co.nz/health-beauty/shaving-hair-removal/other/auction-1389012733.htm

>>25573913
>http://www.trademe.co.nz/health-beauty/shaving-hair-removal/other/auction-1389012733.htm
That's actually an insane deal.
Damn.

>>25573926
Hence, I'm really anxious to get it.
Unfortunately, I can't find anyone else who is.

>>25573926
similar machines online I see cost between 5,000 and 30,000 dollars
assuming the machine actually works it's a steal at 300
too bad the auction house didn't test it
and too bad they haven't done any research on what they are selling
they are loosing out on a lot of money.
by not selling it for more, and not being willing to ship it internationallly

>>25573351
and op you aren't fooling anyone
you aren't getting any help for this
for the simple fact you aren't a girl
your figure screams that you are a guy
a TRAP
the most degenerate of males
sorry but you're going to be stuck using Nair
I mean seriously you aren't even man enough
to buy it, then rent a truck to go pick it up yourself
not to mention you aren't even trained or qualified to operate this thing
it comes with attachments to remove tattoos
you're more likely to burn your skin off.

>>25573351
to be honest though you can't even afford to buy it yourself
you're obviously still living with your parents or grandparents
and you can't even afford sexy gloves to hide your man hands
you're wearing socks on your hands for crying out loud.
that's just pathetic.
are you even 18 yet?

>>25573470
Darn, I've been shaving for a while.
Have I fugged myself or will not shaving fix things?

>>25573351
its only 200$?? go get a fucking loan OP.

>>25574331
It'll probably double, and I don't have a way to get it from Auckland.

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femanon here, op use groupon if you can. i live in the us but got 6 treatments for $99 and my underarms are sooo much better

>>25574528
That price would get you only a single treatment here.
No groupon, by the way.

>>25574548
>google 'groupon nz'
>results
>???

>>25574551
Alright, so there is Groupon here.
But it's just companies boosting their base prices so that they can boast massive savings while still ripping you off.
>91% off
>base price is $1080 for treating one small area
>full body treatment is still in the thousands of dollars

>>25574634
daz dumb im sorry anon

>>25573993
Telling these vile creatures they are despicable turns them on.

And furthermore : who in his right mind would ever share anything that would touch your body? Did your mummy not teach you not to share a comb or toothbrush?

People like OP proof Darwin was right. And we're happy to see people like you leave the gene pool.