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Let do this??
>Age
23
>Location
SoCal
>Name
Junior (Not my real name but it what everyone calls me)
>Height & Weight
6'0 280lbs I'm more stocky that just plain fat
>Body Type
Fat/Bluky built like a bodyguard
>Sex
Male
>Ethnicity
Latino but I pass for white according to everyone I know
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>What are you looking for
Just a good ol fashioned girlfriend. Nothing complicated
>Dislikes/Deal breakers
Someone who is too controlling. And I don't put up with crazy. Lying isn't cool either. I'm always down for a little booze and very rarely some bud, but if you're someone who's very self destructive or can't handle your drunk/high, I don't think we'd be right for each other
>Interest/Hobbies
MY personal interest are pretty boring. If I'm not working, I'm playing video games, watching movies ( I love the theaters and go a minimum of twice a month) or hanging at my local bar. However, I'm always down to try new things. I also like wrestling. I'm sorry but I should probably get that out of the way
>About yourself
Working hard at the moment. Saving money to pay for acting classes, a car, and headshots. My big dream is to be an actor. Although part of me has also always wanted to be a cop. Family is the most important thing in the world for me. I am a devout Christian, but I'm not gonna be in your face about it. Two thing you don't discuss with your friends. Religion and Politics.
I haven't been with someone in 5 years. I have loads of friends but I'm looking for someone I can connect with on a more personal level. It gets tiresome being the third wheel with your mates and their girlfriends. Also as easy as it is for me to talk to new people and make friends, but when it comes to women, I'm about as charming Eugene Levy
>Ideal First date
Dinner and a movie. Can't beat the classics.

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>Age
26
>Location (as specific as you want to be for now)
Ottawa - Orleans - 613, Canada
>Name
Anon
>Height and Weight (optional)
5'10 180lbs
>Body Type
Fat; concentrated in gut
>Sex
Male
>Ethnicity
Asian / White
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>What are you looking for? (Fuck buddy, Serious, ONS, Friend)
Preferably Serious, but anything
>Dislikes/Deal Breakers
Being a non-cisgendered non-biological female
Being "bbw" or above
If for serious relationship, not having a job or being in school
>Interest and Hobbies
Vidya and Netflix
>About your self ( 5 sentences at least)
I'm a shy loner. I have done the whole education, job, home, car thing. At this point I just exist and nothing else. I am probably a piece of shit sperg.
>Ideal First Date
Something stereotypical that couples do: walk, picnic, coffee, museum, anything. This would literally be the second date that I have ever gone on.
>Include a face pic
No.

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