Any girl (female) willing to talk to a lonely guy? I mostly just

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>>25562413
Okay. If you didn't realize this was my response to an ideal gf thread. I thought I only had my discord copied and didn't notice. fuck. well now you know a bit more than you wanted

>>25562413
>I'm so desperate for attention
>SHE HAS TO BE CUTE THOUGH, I ONLY CARE ABOUT ATTRACTIVE FEMALES, NO UGLY ONES
you sure are lonely bud, let's hope it stays that way.

>>25562513
meh, not what I meant by that. That was a thread about ideal girlfriends

>>25562519
Come over to the gay kik forums we'll keep you occupied and non-Lonely

>>25562413
LOL

>>25562413
whereabouts are you exactly anon? I might be interested, I'm kind of lonely myself. Are you willing to travel a little ways?

Op pls dont an hero

>>25562589
Eastern czech republic. Just add me on Discord :)
(Once again, this is not a thread about searching for a gf)

>>25562621
ahahaha, you just got BEANED you friccin moron! tag ten friends in this thread to totally BEAN them!

>>25562628
XD XD XD TOO FUNNY

OMG aren't you the guy with the big dick?

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>>25562628

>>25562519
You did not say anywhere that it was a thread about ideal girlfriends. You specifically ask for any girl who wants to talk to a lonely dude, and how you don't want them to be your girlfriend.
If anything, let me quote you
"If any femanon sees this, I really need to talk to a girl. By that I mean that I need tips, maybe help ab out certain things since I don't have a female friend to talk to. The fact that I'm posting in an ideal gf thread doesn't mean I want you to be my girlfriend. I just really need to talk to a girl right now. Sorry to bother you."
But then you go on about how you don't want her to be ugly.
Yeah, please die alone with your shit excuses.

>>25562645
You can see that after >my Discord there's a Ctrl + V fail

>>25562645
Wow you're a cunt

>>25562645
Well I don't like being around uggo people so I can understand where anons coming from. I have plenty of attractive female friends (that don't want to date me).

>>25562645
Stop being so mean

>>25562628
poor op :(

>>25562678
>>25562764
I'm mean but I'm not the one telling people "please don't be ugly" and looking down on them for it.
Your standards are awful lmao.

>>25562890
I accidentally posted a response I had for an ideal gf thread. IDEAL.

>tfw that's looking down on people who are ugly.

>>25562896
Bringing up a post from an ideal mate thread when you're looking for a female friend is just in bad taste, so I can see where confusion happens. You only mentioned it in the post after.
You had it in sync with you wanting to talk to any girl and not date her, and even added "I just don't want her to be ugly".
I don't mind saying hey, you have a point with the copy and paste, but you're trying to defend it by ignoring my point, so honestly, yeah, keep whining.

>>25562921
Well then sorry for not wanting my ideal girlfried to be ugly?

>>25562933
>still avoiding the point entirely, trying to act like the victim.
Then again, if you have downs syndrome, I guess I shouldn't be pointing out how stupid you're being....
I literally said it was the context and made that clear. But of course it's not about what I said, it's about what you want it to be, right?

>>25562944
Oh okay. I get you now. If ANY femanons read this. The things I said about my IDEAL gf don't apply.

>>25562951
Yes, that's exactly it. And I was mostly expressing my frustration since a lot of guys like to play the so lonely want female attention, but it ONLY applies to attractive females. That was simply my point, and why it came across that way.

>>25562977
Sure. I get you

>>25562951
So you should have just posted "I want to talk to a female"

You coulda deleted the post OP, instead of leaving it up.

OP is a faggot

>>25564012
Why say that?

>>25562413
If your aim is to find happiness/fulfillment as a man, you'll usually get better advice from other men who have more firsthand experience.

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>>25562687
Nice way to describe Beta Orbiting

>>25562413
4chan is 18+ you dumb fuck

>>25562977
Are you a female, anon.?

Asking for 15-17 is kind of creepy and you should honestly talk to women around your age. They have a lot more advice and shit in common with you than a teen does... Especially if you want to get an idea on how to date and not just fuck teenagers who don't know any better who are just happy you have a job and a car.

>posts new thread
>gets like four or five grills to talk to him

>post in actual ideal mate thread
>nobody cares

>>25567319
yes

Quit being so fucking pathetic, women hate that shit. They need someone strong to lean on. Best advice op will get all night.

>>25564457
You are 100% correct. But OP isn't really looking for advice and tips like he claims. It was just a cover to get a girl to talk to him. Pretty pathetic and dishonest but you see it all the time here on /soc/.

Usually the guys disguise it better with " only add me if ur female, nothing lewd tho lolx" or " I have too many guy friends already". But it's all the same and all equally pathetic.

This thread was truly a pleasure watching OP expose himself.

>>25568672
Nah

>>25569078
Lol it's beyond too late for you to try and save face in this thread haha

>>25569166
I wanted to delete the whole thing the moment I posted it. I don't need tips form men since all of my friends asre guys with relationship experience. That's why I wanted to ask girls about a few things. That's it

>>25569183
I'm glad you didn't delete it. I, as well as a few others Im sure, needed this.

>>25569196
I tried but you can't.

Okay, make me understand... your not looking for a gf. Why their gender matter?

This thread is cringe as fuck. No wonder you found nobody.

>>25571084
>you're
fucking phone posting. I need my pc

>>25571084
He found though

And bump

>>25572102
Lol why would you bump this thread

>>25562413
Bump to extend your misery lol.

Lol let's see if we can keep this thread up the rest of the month.

>>25575587
Hahaha I love the idea. Let's go for it!

>>25576039
Sweet!

>>25577007
Friday bump!

I fucking hate you guys

>>25578503
Bumpity bumpity bump

>>25578503
Why? We really do love you, dude. Life is about learning and growing. And I think that you can learn a lot from this experience.

Also bump

Bump for the weekend!!!

anyone willing to talk to me? feeling really low rn

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>>25580489
Bump

>>25578503
What did you expect lol, this is 4chan after all, and you done goofed up big time.

How many have cotacted you so far due to this thread OP?

>>25581688
A few.

>>25562413
>Age of consent here is 15 before you say some bullshit

And how old are you?

Also this. First post said it all:
>>25562513

>>25562645
Femanon here, and this is exactly my thought.

>>25562413
Why would looks matter if you're looking for a friend? It's pretty fucking shallow, and that's not a characteristic I'd want in a friend.

>I'm not a truck, though that's not relevant.

>>25568672
>>25571084
I can see why gender would matter, though. Overall, there's big differences in character between the genders.
Since I'm legit mildly autistic, I find it easier to talk to males. This 'womanly language' is a thing I can't do. People need to say exactly what they think around me, or I won't really know. I'm dense, but honest, because saying a thing you don't mean is illogical af for me. (Which I've seen in overall males do more often than females, in my experiences.)

>Had issues in the past because of it; best friend fell in love with me (male), which was a pain to deal with. 7:

Bumperano me hermano

>>25581950
Based femanon, you do sound pretty cool.

>>25583269
You probably wouldn't think so if you actually knew me, kek, thanks tho.

>>25583281
>>25583269
Add; I have no sensitivity. I say -anything-, what I feel or think. Being plain blunt is a thing some people can't handle. I can ask questions, which seem obviously okay to me, but is received as plainly mean or upsetting. Or share opinions that I should've kept to myself.

>>25583295
>>25583281
>>25581950
Look, I didn't want to post and ideal gf response. Just read this: >>25562419

Fucking hell just end my suffering

>>25583387
Orrrrrrrrrrrrr you could just stop checking the thread. Try going out for a walk, it usually helps me.

>>25583395
This thread has been up since last sunday. I just want to get rid of it

read the well cultured anonymous

>>25583387
So this is what happens when robots come here.

page 10 bump.

OP are you ashamed of yourself yet?

Longcarrides712 <<sells her panties on tumblr. Have tun

>>25583920
Pretty much. But you guys are no strangers to getting bullied.

>>25583458
>just want to get rid of it

Bump

would you ever pay for GFE

I wish you luck OP

c:

And bump, we kept it alive through the weekend!

>>25588055
page 9

>>25588839
page 7

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You're not getting off easy

>>25583458
Post dick, OP.

Monday evening bump

>>25562413

C A N C E R B O Y S

>>25591905
Cancer bump :p

Page 10 bump!!!

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Caught in page 9. Back to the top with you

>>25594559
I fucked it up.

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And bump

Back up to the top you go.

>>25594563
>Crapprery
Wot

>>25564247
> betacuck begging for female attention
> not faggy

In theory this thread could stay up until Halloween.

Ain't goin down that easy boyo

>>25596464
Theory, eh

>>25598837
Yep.

I believe in you OP, as long as this thread stays up, you have a huge spotlight to get a girl to potentially add you

Whats op been up to?

I love that so many people are stopping by and posting to make sure the thread doesn't die. It's awesome and hilarious.

Tbh I can "sort of" see where OP is coming from. I'm really socially awkward with people, especially women, and really try my best to seem "dateable" but I've never had any female friends to tell me what "dateable" for me actually was, and advice from my guy friends is almost meaningless since they don't even have girlfriends.
Even if I wasn't looking for something like op was, I wouldn't want to be hanging out with unhygienic, fat, and/or uggo people. I'd want someone who is normal like me to go hang out with.
This hate circle jerk sounds like something straight off Tumblr

>>25602436
Think about it, it's going to end with OP meeting the love of his life and it will become /soc/ myth

Might even get a TV drama adaptation like Densha Otoko

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>>25601129
I've been as sad and lonely as before. But now there's this thread making things worse.
>>25602657
In my case, it's just the fact that most of my friends are succesful with women without much work. Their relationship help is pointless for me since none of it helped and I am just... Not like them. That's why the idea behind this thing I posted on a lonely sunday was to talk to a girl that could help me to be somewhat dateable? Also, if you people didn't notice, I accidentally pasted my whole ideal girlfriend response. I just checked the >My Discord is Sp!r!t#5365 and automatically posted it since I thought it's just the discord and had the thing spaced out.

Also, everybody seems to be a dick to me for the fact that I wouldn't want my IDEAL girlfriend to be ugly. Is it really that surprising? Would you want your perfect ideal girlfriend to be straight up ugly?

>>25581950
I always feel so more more intimate when talking to female friend.

>>25603390
Quit your crying. The thread was a failure the moment you hit control+v.

>>25602436
It is a great thread, and a teachable moment for why you should be careful lol.

>>25603390
I'm pretty sure all of the anons here don't want an ugly girlfriend either.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Page 10

>>25603390
No one said shit about that. They said you shouldn't be talking about attractiveness while begging for a chick to be talking to you. This was explained several times.

>>25607833
This.

OP refuses to learn anything from this.

>>25581950
Claiming to be a femanon but also claiming you can't do "womanly language" is a contradiction. If you are a woman then the language you use belongs to "womanly language". Quit alienating yourself.

"Womanly language" doesn't mean anything anymore.

Half of all of you are retarded.

OP wanted to talk to a female, more than likely for tips or just any kind of affirmation.

He had previously posted on an ideal girlfriend thread and had the gall to want the girl to be cute, so fucking what, is that really an issue.

He's a sad sack, he'd probably drool over a 3 and you're all kicking the goob for not wanting to suck on some trolls face.

We've all seen super ugly people together and we all wonder how they fuck each other.

>>25583295
There's a fine line between being blunt and being autistic.

>>25603401
How do you mean?

>>25608356
Well, I did say I'm autistic. I used that phrase because it's typically used to describe a typical behavior most women possess, me being one of the exceptions.

>>25608546
tru tru

Page 9 bump.

Highbythebeach12 << stoner chick sells her thongs

Page 9 bump

Page 9 autistic bump

Page 9 bump before bedtime.
Threads been up two weeks now :-)

Texas hurricane bump

>>25609512
Is she good looking bump?

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Bump

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>>25615261
Lol good one!

Op, how many angry women have contacted you so far?

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>>25562413
>Being mean to me for no reason, being rude to people for no reason, being a mean person in general


>max as chubby as me

LOL. Die in a fire OP.

>>25617895
None. Because they actually understood what I meant by the post

>>25562413
page 10 Bump :-))))))))

>>25562413
page 8 bump. board is busy tonight.

Good night bump

>>25562513
ugly female detected

>>25621873
ugly male detected

I also feel lonely and would like to talk to a girl but not with the intention of making you my girlfriend. If anyone is up for that, I'd appreciate it a lot. Discord: Euphoria#1519

>>25622143
Wow, nice comeback, you sure tore him a new one.

>>25622488
I mean, to be fair it is the truth. Unless he's actually worth something his insult is just petty and pretty much him projecting.
I guess you were expecting me to waste my time and write an entire paragraph or something, huh? No thanks.

Bump for one day closer to the weekend!!!

>>25618031
You actually still come here? HAHAHAHAHA

>>25622463
Forgot to paste your ideal girlfriend post.

By the way we are only one day away from accomplishing what we set out to do which is keeping this thread up for the rest of the month. Way to go lads.

Bump to get it to September :-)

Don't listen to the people giving you shit in this thread OP

>>25625584
It's okay. It's not as if people haven't been giving me shit for other things daily

>>25625604
Oh stop. We're just teasing. No one actually hates you in here or anything. Besides everyone will forget about this in the next day or two.

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>>25626059
Well. What can you do I guess. Just don't repost it after it reaches bump limit.

>>25626520
I wont. It's not fun anymore and I kind of feel bad. But if it was bothering you then why the hell would you keep coming back here so many times?

>>25626917
I don't know. Maybe the faint smell of hope I guess

>>25627045
op you are fucking genious, you inspired me now to create myself a thread how to get on chicks. pls deliver some good tips, i know you have much more experience than me, rn. please op i'm desperate, tho, i'm good looking and I'd like also to find a femanon to talk with, she shouldn't look ugly either.

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>>25626520
Cute cat.

Well OP, if it truly is bothering you, will kill it off the weekend. I do understand wanting a female to talk to, I wish I had one in my life as well

>>25627045
Okay maybe but you replied to this post (>>25625584) in less than ten minutes. And then a couple of my posts you replied to just a few hours later, which would imply that you're checking this thread way too often. Honestly dude if I was being teased or made fun of somewhere on the internet I would never go back there and experience that. Why repeatedly put yourself through that? You already gave your contact info. So if a girl is going to contact you then she will do it. You don't have to keep coming back here. Especially if it's bothering you so much.

Sage

Killing it off like promised. Good luck in your search OP.