New Tinder Thread (Old one's bloated): >post profiles

>>25558616
Using android 4.04 on XperiaS
Says my device is incompatible with the app
Purged the googleapps
Still get the my device is incompatible message

No tinder for me it seems.

>>25558616
Exactly what are girls' standards on tinder. Like how fucking attractive do you need to be for them to swipe right on you ffs. I get rated on here on my best pics from 6 to 8 yet those same pics give me virtually no matches, and the ones that I do match with are almost always fat.

What gives?

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Hey guys, I only managed to get 3 Matches in 2 Days. Please tell me whats wrong, so that I can improve it.
>>25558749
Same here, Idk whats wrong.

Posting here, since /adv/ is characteristically unhelpful, but it isn't a profile issue so much as a specific message one.

So I matched with a fairly cute girl on Tinder the other day. Her bio reads as follows:

>"Author, puppy mom, lover of the outdoors, musician, and confused about how to make this sound clever!
>What you should know about me: I recently bought my first pair of overalls (I've been dreaming about them for a while now) and now I actively need to convince myself not to wear them every day.
>Let's hike or play music or do something in the realm of adventure"

So I sent her the following message:

>"Okay, so I'm no stranger to outlandish clothing, but you're going to have to explain the appeal of overalls to me!"

I initially thought that was a fine message. I was commenting on the quirky aspect of her bio, we might go on to talk about our tastes in weird clothes before moving on to another subject. However, it's been a little over two days and she hasn't responded yet (She's been on since then, her location has changed). After frantically reading and rereading the message, I feel like it comes across as being a "neg." Did I mess up, anons? This girl actually seems pretty neat and I think we'd click fairly well. Would it be appropriate to message her again in a few days? If so, what should my message look like, roughly speaking?

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What did i do wrong?

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>>25559377

>>25559396
holy shit dude, don't insult her until AFTER you fuck her.

>>25558749
You're ugly or trying too hard. I literally used selfies taken in a dorm bathroom as my profile setup, and I regularly get at least 2 to 3 matches a day. I'm not even particularly attractive.

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>>25558616
Any idea what did I do wrong ?

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Hey lads, is my profile appalling?

>>25559606
Needs a social picture. Too many solo pictures screams scam.

Otherwise okay. I'd attempt contact.

>>25559621
Got some pics with mates up, thanks friend

>>25559630
Fuck it... You got kik?

>>25558749
Votes on here don't mean shit

It's mostly from lads that don't know shit about what girls get wet over

>>25559647
Nope

>>25559660
Oh well.

Also the top right picture is pretty strong with the bowl cut fringe. Switch that one out with the mates picture.

>>25559593
Autistic reply mate

She called you hot and defended you

You should have acknowledged that, your short reply was blunt and she probably took it the wrong way feeling rejected

Or chad messages her

>>25559606
I like it, like the other anon said add a social pic but don't get rid of the vibe you've quirky vibe you've rgot going on, it'll separate you out

>>25559377

Rule of thumb. If you wouldnt say it irl, dont say it online.

>>25559666
Make that one my main you mean?

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Mine

>>25559677
.... No. The smile is nice. The hair however, screams radical feminist.

>>25559698
It's a rare photo of me smiling which is why I included it :)

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Any feedback for me? Other than lose the beard

>>25558961
I'm in serious doubt if the 4th pic is really you, get rid of it.

>>25558984
Get more pics. Are you passed out in pic no 3? Update bio

>>25559606
Pic 1 would make me swipe left because it looks like a bot pic, change 1 and 3. Bio pretty boring, wouldn't really have much to talk about but thats just me being socially retarded.

>>25559687
wtf does INFJ means, get rid of it and dont let a survey dictacte how you live your liife.

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Better?

>>25559809
Cant see full bio. Person in pic 5 famous? Or get rid of it, my small penis cant handle male threats

>>25559814
DESU I wouldn't wanna match anyone who'd find that guy threatening so it's all good

Bio reads: Small, Irish, scarping a living from writing. Owner of original GameBoy. Looking for someone to do the male part of 'Don't You Want Me' at karaoke. Women doing a comedy deep voice are acceptable.

>>25559828
Then it's pretty tight, i'd swipe right but your above my level anyway

>>25559850
You're

Critique away.
Have gotten a few matches.

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>>25559873
Proper format, my bad.

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>>25559573
Fair enough, I may be facially unattractive, but my issue is that under no circumstances would I ever lower my standards to fat girls PERIOD. I didn't lift for fucking 4 years and get as /fit/ and athletic as I am now to be confined to fuckin fat chicks. I could except a 4/10 with a /fit/ body but with the way things are now a days if a girl isnt fat they'll be getting dicked by above average guys.

Here's my profile btw.

>>25559658
Yeah that seems to be the case. I wish girls would vote more often.

>>25559675
I would say it straight to that bitch's face.

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Hey why not entertain me, I'm bored but I'm still getting paid for it. I more than likely won't take any of your advice but I find this place as cozy as Sarahah.

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Cont...

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Order of photos?

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>>25559906
And comment on bio?

>>25559889
Well aren't you quite charming?
Never really understood the gym rats, nor do I have much desire to. The whole "must get gains", "do you lift bruh" and "Leg day, everyday" sorta lunkhead mentality didn't appeal to me.

>>25558961
Well you go places, I guess that makes you cultured.

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>Dont put shirtless pics girls dont like that

>>25558749
That's usually a reality if you are living in the Midwest of the USA. If I was actively looking for them I would find that the more "attractive" ones here are usually too young to be interested in someone older (unless it's a sugar daddy), only interested in some moron who's going to run 500 miles a day with them, lesbian and obviously not interested in men,
Or a spambot.

The attractive ones in my age group would consider themselves some untouchable GD princesses and expect some guy rollin 400k a year and unlimited attention paid to them. Either that are there some sexually starve cougars looking for young cubs. I tend to have a very realist view of things

>>25559606
I don't know have a picture with the bottle of Tullamore Dew and a pint of Guinness. Do it for me

>>25559990
I'm going to be the smart ass here but if you're in the fucking beach art most guys shirtless. I'm well aware I am a pathetic loser that works basically 7 days a week and never goes out but the last time I was on a beach that was the in thing to do.

>>25559217
Message her right now with a sincere follow up message, no meg and don't mention the last message. Whatever common ground you have, pounce on it.

Perhaps mention that you're going hiking and you want her to join. If you are not hiking mention whatever it is you DO plan on doing and invite her.

Also, statistically speaking, your second message should follow up a day after the first. Never only send one message. But if she doesn't respond to the second move on.

The only exception is if you want to ask her about her non response, but do so in a non combative way where you let her k ow you're looking to improve yourself and would like her honest help in that aspect. (I've gotten great tips from women who didn't message back except in response to that appeal)

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Critique?

>>25559593
Don't let it die. Try:

"lol anyway, let's meet and (insert activity or place here), what's your schedule like?"

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I think living in a major city is working against me, not getting many matches

>>25560061
Not that my opinion really matters but personally I think the snap pictures little weird. As I mentioned in the above comments it's completely natural to have a shirtless picture on a beach outside, but inside it's a little I don't know. I know just for me ,every snap that I've done I've been completely clothed. Because people tend to associate me with the brand image of my family, I have to keep my pictures as non provocative as possible. Other than that it looks like you live a life

>>25560101
Make 4 your number 1 and get rid of 2. You need to start with a portrait. 4 is more eye catching and shows off the beard. leave the group photo for last.

Cut the Rome part to "Lived in Rome"

Cut the first part to "Photofraphy and exploration is my jam"

Women don't care about Lloyd, and let them ask your major during convo after matching.

Godspeed

>>25559971
I wasn't trying to push my lifting in anyone's face it's simply a fact that I don't have any amount of physical attraction to a girl that's overweight. Our lifestyles won't match, our libidos won't match etc... Also are you a boy or girl?

>>25560009
Nope I'm in NYC

>>25560009
>Either that are there some sexually starve cougars looking for young cubs.
Funny that you mention this, I live in the midwest and matched with some older woman who is already married, trying to cheat on her husband. Was an interesting conversation but she probably sensed that I was judging her before we stopped talking lol

>>25560101
How could that be? I'm just going to put it out there, you appear to be educated, have interests that would be aligned with urban people and well not a threat. Trust me, if some white girl living in a suburban area in the NE US brought you to their family dinner, you would come off as potential partner for some executive firm. If such said girl brought me, I would most likely be asked to leave or they would be running credit, background and criminal checks on me while I'm dipping potatoes in my mouth at the table.

Try matching out in a more rural area then you'll really appreciate your city.

>>25560115

I'm in it for fwb and easy lays. Women on tinder and social media are damaged and I don't want to date them so Im willing to show some skin. Women say a lot of things but my shirtless pics end up being my top photos. I think the apps dying though, got monetized too hard and it's to casual now. It's all about 'friends' aka orbiters now and relationships where she's the boss.

>>25560132
I do keep forgetting there are some women who can grow more Majestic mustaches and beards than I can. I know where the confusion can pop up.

>>25560045
So are you here for help or are you trying to make the world mold to your will.

Women aren't going to know the backstory to your picture. But run a week with a portrait and compare it to a week with the shirtless to see. Some guys do better without the shirt, but it's my understanding that it's a rarity, and if you're looking for long term, definitely don't do shirtless

Pick 1

I've never used tinder, but I've considered it. I have only three real questions.

1. How easy is it to hook up with on average.

2. Is it worth it.

3. How likely is someone I know to see the profile, I'd rather not have people from work or that I know see I have one.

>>25560145
Hey that's cool completely understandable. Do what you need go with the flow and let your freak flag fly. You just continue to do you. As for me I guess I'm being guilty of using it for making "friends", a few people who are neither my coworkers or my family (both of which I work with/for and see daily)

>>25560166
1. Not easy unless you're willing to drop 4 points to fuck
2. Very low investment very low reward
3. Possible, depends on the size of your city. Tinder plus has a feature to only show you to people you've liked

>>25559879
Try replacing the shirtless mirror selfie with a picture of you with other people. I think that 4 is a nice example of a good shirtless picture because it seems much more like incidental shirtlessness. Bio also seems fine

>>25559889
I would replace 3 with a group picture then consider replacing 5 and 6 with pictures of you doing something interesting that is also not gym related. 6 is a cool picture but I know a lot of girls IRL who would find it intimidating because of muh rape culture.
I think you should be doing better than you currently are. Is there something wrong with your bio?

>>25559895
>>25559896
Your bio is awfully autistic. I would change it to:
>If you wanna talk, have an instrument and want a jam session (or have a body to hide)
and scrap everything else
Also, get rid of the vodka meme and replace either your first or third picture with you hanging out with some freinds.

>>25560061
Replace 3 with you actually in the pool and 6 with you doing something interesting. IMO shirtless pictures should only contain incidental/candid shirtlessness so it doesn't look forced.

>>25560101
This seems pretty good to me. Maybe youre swiping left too much? If I had to suggest something then I would say to get rid of the selfie.

>>25560166

1) It depends on your geographical area and it's culture. I know in my area (Indiana) there is a strong religious presence ( we have more churches than we have grocery stores, strip clubs, bars and schools) so the women on Tinder tend to be very adamant about announcing NO hookups, no FWB, in fear of getting slut shamed. It's less like that near Chicago and Indianapolis, but other places they are willing to tell on you.

2) If you have the time, go for it. Only you can just if casual booty encounters are worth it.

3) Anything is possible. If you have the Tinder Plus as the other person said, you could use that option (that will negate the little investment part though)

> sign up for tinder they said
Mfw I find a chick I went to high school with on there. Dude, fuck. I actually sorta liked her too, but she probably wouldn't swipe right on me. How fucking embarrassing.

>>25560208
What is tinder+? How is it different? If I'm understanding it right it will only show my profile to people I have swiped to? What is the cost out of curiosity?

>>25560213
Tinder Plus is another $20 they are screwing you out of a month, that gives you more Privacy and Like options. You get to boost your profile to the top of your area for a set amount of time, you get super likes to attract more attention and such.

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Any tips about the pictures? And what the hell should i write in description??

>>25560209
Finding someone you know on tinder isn't as embarrassing as finding them on something like, plenty of fish. Tons of people have a tinder, it's pretty common to have a profile at this point. So much so that people casually talk about it in public or with their friends or social media.

>>25560224
You dont have to do anything on tinder other than show that you have a vagina.

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>>25559795
>"Beard"

>>25560196

Ha ha, first of all, I'm on 4chan. If that doesn't knock me down the social ladder, what does? I've come to accept being the literal black sheep of any type of gathering. If the women aren't keen on what I wrote, they are free to Swipe left so they can find the 5th dick of the week to plug their hole with. Not my loss.

Second, friends are for those people that call off of work 3x a month to go to whatever last minute circle jerk event they deem is more important than their continued employment.

Though us ambiverts are more than capable of obtaining the social ties necessary for friendship, it's a complete waste of time for someone like myself that usually works all but 2 days out of the month. I would rather not post pictures of me hanging out with the other drunk citizens of the establishment I sometimes patronize to cope with my piss poor work/life ratio.

Replacing the vodka meme and putting in scotch (I like Scotch better)

>>25560250
That is kinda disturbing since i do not posess a vagina

>>25560116
Thanks for the tips, I'll see what happens next. I wonder if girls even read guys bios before swiping on them though
>>25560140
Maybe I come across as too stable. I'm not looking for committed relationships here but maybe thats what everyone thinks

>>25560321
if you like black and hispanic women they're easy catches

theyre crazy about stable white men

>>25560241
Ended up superliking her on accident so I deleted my account. There were a lot of roasties on the app anyways. I'll take my extreme autism back to r9k now.

>>25560321

Dude, you have a cape and gown on in your picture. You are holding what appears to be a Canon Rebel (t6?), and you are clean cut. Did I mention you spoke of Frank Lloyd Weber? Tons of famous architects out there, but you dropped the name of one that has his surviving structures going for mucho cash. Yeah, that reeks of living in a posh neighborhood in Connecticut

>>25559889
man you come accross as a massive douchebag

women arent into douchebags

>>25559606
so you're absolutely cute, do you have kik? I'm 19 and fairly attractive

>>25560377
Err, for what I've seen, there are a lot of women that go for that arrogant type of DB mannerism.

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I get decent matches but could still use advice on profile and how to actually start and close with the matches I get.

Bio in next post

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>>25560451
bio

>>25560420
maybe retarded ones, sure

or black ones, lol

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>>25560196
Thanks for the advise, but I don't really have much pics of me doing activities other than lifting or training desu. Not anything good at least. Also uhh...here's my bio. I'll admit it's shit but I couldn't be bothered to make something elaborate. Also I assumed most girls don't actually check it before swiping right. My old bio literally said "if your bmi is too high please don't swipe righ" and I still got matched with fat girls.

>>25560377
Maybe I do on here, and I'll give you that, /r9k/ and a little bit of /pol/ has kind of turned me into one, but do I come across as a douche bag in the pictures alone?

>>25560535
Yeah, you should definitely change your bio to something much more accessible.
The "bios are fucking gay and youre gay for reading mine" will put off a lot of people, especially if you live in a big city or somewhere liberal. IMO its also better to not have anything negative written there in general.
Also if youre just looking to hookup then you could change around the first two lines a bit. Lifting, MMA and metal music are all pretty masculine and in my mind the stereotypical girl that is into those sorts of things is fat. If you include random shit that is more appealing to regular women (like cooking) then they may be more interested.

ps you can only match with fat chicks if you swipe right on them :^)

>>25560281
Apologies, m'gentlesir.

>>25559606

Cork? Dublin?

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will girls like this

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Thoughts?

>>25560728
Switch #1 and #3 or #1 and #2 so that people can see your face.

Since girls see next to no bots compared to guys, they might not get #4 so I would switch it out for a group picture (which is always nice to have anyway).

Whats the deal with so many girls putting "introvert" in their profile, when they're clearly the opposite? Even worse is when they put "introverted extrovert" That kind of annoys me.

>>25560321
They do read the bios, and you need to keep them short and sweet. The more specific your bio is the more it runs women away in general.

>>25558961
Well, for 2 today and yesterday I got 16 frags(16/200). No idea what to do with them though, never picked up a girl online.

>2 days
>1 match
>its a girl I knew and I chickened out because I'm a coward
it hurts

whats your pic quality like?

mine looks great on my phone, then when i upload them they look like shit

>>25560707
probably only people that are very similar to you, if there even are any on tinder. If you're going for a lot of matches then I wouldnt use it, if you're going for a specific type then maybe

>>25559795
Take your dog and yourself to the groomers then take new pics.

what should i add in my description?
Im looking for spanish speaking girlsbut im in the netherlands.
heart + chicas hispanohablantes is enough?

>>25559217
you care too much and need to move the fuck on and forget about her instantly like she did after reading your message

in regards to your message

>"you're going to have to explain the appeal"

too much demands, too little fun - you also don't stand out from the other 50 guys sending her messages, remember that for the next girl and don't get so attached so quickly it is incredibly unhealthy and girls hate it

>>25560833
Ignore their whole profile until it's time to craft a message and remember they are all writing bullshit. It's emotional garbage based of their most recent experiences, what they think sounds good, and what their girlfriends advised.

I'm getting some damn sick matches, but i have no idea what to text them

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Had 2 year long distance relationship which fucked me up desu had depression during and diagnosed with anxiety. Shitty self esteem and poor game.
I'd say my main issue is I'm lazy/unmotivated so even if I have matches I really find it hard to keep active online..

Okay.

I just made a tinder after finally getting a smartphone.

Answer me this

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEIR MODELS ON HERE?
Just to tease?

I mean surely they dont need an app to tell them they are attractive, its probably impossible for them to get a left swipe, is it merely for self-esteem?

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>>25562799
Side questions, since I actually want to get somewhere by using this:

>How much does it matter if you put your school and work occupation on the profile?
>Should I use an actual bio or just throw in something I find funny?
>will any females swipe a guy with babyface?

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What should I say?

>>25562810
>replying 3 days later

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>>25559396
>>25559377
lol why even bother swiping right

>>25562810

Mango, because fuck all other forms of salsa.

Matched with about 40 girls got bored, now have no motivation to continue the conversation. Lasted 4 days on tinder, why is it so popular seems like so much hassle for sex.

>>25562803
If there's no school or work there I'll assume they're NEET. Use an actual bio but be funny with it. Some girls will if you're cute.

>>25562430
Flesh out the bio a bit to show your personality, would then swipe right

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Anyone want to help me out, I think it looks decent but I don't get much results

>>25563674
Less male selfies.

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1/2

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>>25563834
I've only gotten like 4 replies on this app so I don't think I can give any good advice

Also I know I need group pic. Any other pointers?

>>25563842
get a better bio

>>25563856
do i just keep it at like two or three sentences?

>>25563871
Yeah that's a good ballpark. Don't need a paragraph. Mine is literally "A man of many talents"

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>>25563877
cheers lad

>people take tinder this seriously
how many of you are beta virgins?

>>25563904

Beta? Well I guess if you compare me to the over obnoxious, game playing fuckboys that seem to populate the scene, I'll proudly wear that "Beta Badge"

Virgin, not by a long shot. Though I would say that life would probably be a lot less complicated if I never knew anything about the pleasures of the flesh. How many 15 year olds in the hills of Kentucky are bitching about not having Krug Clos d'Ambonnay with dinner or having their vacation to Monaco postponed. Pretty much none because most haven't even left the damn state let alone the country. Losing your V card and not keep up with sex privileges will fuck up your life.

I don't take Tinder serious as I find that most of the people on it are a bunch of fake ass bullshitters. A lot of the guys are some of the most disingenuous and swallow dickheads around.

As for the women, the ones that AREN'T bots are some of the most psychotic wenches around. Too many of them want some guy that has looks between Taye Diggs and Chris Hemsworth, the bank roll of some international real estate mogul, willingness to accept their litter of children (even though the kids will always come before said potential match), the patience and loyalty of Job, all while they should never expect to even get as much as a tit flash. Sorry, those people make entertain distractions from work (as I pretty much everyday), but I'm not putting anymore crazy ass people in my already fucked up life. I'm over crazy.

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Two things I know I need to change; less metal shirts, and an outdoor picture. Also, my selfie game sucks. Any other tips?

>>25564155

How about NO metal shirts? The reason is because anyone that was any type of metal wouldn't give a fuck about what other people think about his clothes. Yeah go get you a shitty Bruno Mars one instead. If you feel you need to have some outdoor pic, go for it.

>>25563904
I'm not virgin but still unsure of myself concerning relationship

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Can you make a fake facebook account?

I've never had a facebook since i constantly move to country to country never had a use for friends.
I now live in LA and my friend recommended tinder to alleviate meme depression
Heres me and my doge

>>25559217

"and I think we'd click fairly well."

See this loser desperate mentality shines through. Stop being pathetic and value yourself higher. You can't possibly know from looking at pics and a shitty hipster bio. Stop being so sad

>>25559377

Autism meets pickup vol 1

>>25559828
Mate, I'm excellent at comedic deep voices. What did you have to go be in Ireland for?!

>>25564873
Yes. My main is an alt of mine

So I'm trying to think of a better way to open conversations. I always try to bring up something in a pic or bio and it works sometimes but not really. I tried just saying "hey I gotta tell you something" and it's actually worked pretty well but then I freeze up and can't think of anything to come back with when they say what

Any good tips or how I can probably come back with something?

Got some old matches I regret not messaging. How long is too long to wait between match and message?

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>>25558616
Please help, I don't really even get matches.

>>25565647
I've waited months sometimes and it has worked out fine. just message them

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What can I do to improve my profile? The bio says "don't bother calling me if you don't plan to talk about important stuff, like pizza and french fries"

>>25565740
add more pics

>>25565740
We get it. You like pizza and French fries and the whole young, indie, zheedless, quirky, unhealthy lifestyle you're trying to convey. That doesn't stand out anymore. Try being honest in your bio, and not almond about something as surface-level as your enthusiasm for junk food. That's the type of conversation you're going to generate, after all

Keep like one pic from that set and get some others in there. Looks like you've only been photographed in one creepy back alley shoot. You look terrified

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How's mine? I don't get many matches either.

>>25565673
Maybe because you look like some creepo sexual deviant that works as a pizza delivery driver in those pictures. I guess the wonderfully superficial women on Tinder in your area aren't into that. Just face the fact that they aren't buying what you are selling. I've come to grips with my lack of sell-ability a long time ago.

Alright lads, I was engaged for 5 years to a cheating puta who fucked guys for free weed. Never done any of this stuff before so.....thoughts? Suggestions? Anything would be helpful.

I'm just using a quote from a song lyric as my bio because idk how to write a good bio.

>>25565795
Ok Thanks, It would explain a lot, but what pictures should I get then ?
I just don't have any clue how to take good pictures.

>>25565772
I don't know what area of the existence plane you live, but probably the girls in your area think you are unemployed or something. I know in my area you would be tapping more pooty tang in on month than I would in 2 years, because you are both white and have tattoos.

>>25565808
I just don't have a Facebook so I log in with my number so none of that info gets carried over. Should I write that in my bio?

>>25565808
Girls are always saying how much they like tall guys on tinder I'm 6'5 but I feel lame putting that in my bio, should I put it in there or is it apparent enough from my first pic? I'm cool in person I guess but I just suck at describing myself.

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>25565799
Dammit.

>>25565840
I'm not sure if logging in with your number messes with the geographical location system that Tinder uses. I guess. Definitely I know in my area of the Midwest they would definitely go after you since a lot like "treetop lovers"

I abandoned tender because of hardly any matches. I try OKcupid and I get a ton of matches. No idea what changed. Started to think I was an unbearable uggo

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Hit me

>>25562430
Went through long distance too. Not fun at all...there's all this hope, then one day it just changes and the relationship is never the same

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>tfw fell for the tinder+ meme
>tfw infinite swipes multiplied by 0 matches is still 0

>>25566427
>spongebob quote
>brags about lanklet

>>25566871
>height is first in bio
>infowars

>>25565673
>polo shirt
>boyband pose

you've answered your own questions

>>25566888
lmao lanklet? you must be insecure bro, you cant see my body, but im far from a lanklet

>>25566909
of course i cant see your body, but hey you said "hit me"

>>25566927
Fair enough

>>25566871
Hard to believe. You must live in the middle of nowhere

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Throwback from last summer

>>25565808
Why do you think they think I'm unemployed

>>25567040
how'd you set this up?

>>25567059
I'm only going on an assumption. You have a picture of you playing guitar, a picture of just the guitar. You look like some gig musician. A lot of companies and corporations absolutely hate working with the schedules of potential travelling musicians, so many quit their jobs and do gigs and odd jobs to supplement their income.

>>25567076
I used old old pics when I was better looking lol...We got drinks at two bars and went back to my place

>>25567114
No the opening

>>25567116
It was on bumble. Women open men there

>>25567126
Oh yeah

>>25558616
is 18 too young to get a tinder? Dont want to be taken advantage of and such. About to start college and want to get into dating pool. Never had a "real" gf in highschool because I didn't have a car or a license. That's been resolved tho.

>>25567111
Damn I thought being a musician was a plus

>>25559606

Id smash

Just made this. What are general tips for bio Im a video game loser

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>>25567212
Forgot pic eggs dee

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Any advice bros? Or women assuming there's more than just the Irish chick on here

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Still only one match in three days. What am I doing wrong?

>>25567383
Bro get rid of the "corny" bio you look way more interesting without it.

>>25567213
As far as bio goes, I'd try and hook them with something strange to make yourself seem mysterious. Bitches love mystery

Do people actually date on Tinder? I feel like most everybody is only looking to fuck. I used to use OKC but they've finally cut so many features that it's basically useless.

>>25565772
Delete pic 1 and 3. Make pic 2 your primary photo and put in a group photo, I'd avoid blurry pics or photos taken with a cheap camera.

>>25567472
The pics I have are what I have. I'm not photogenic. I don't feel right making pic 2 my main pic because that's not what I look like now. My hairs short

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Well, I changed the profile, just to make it easier for unstable women on Tinder to go through. Since I'm not really expecting in anymore matches, I'm not putting anymore effort into it.

Last match seemed as stable as Amy Winehouse in a pill factory and just stopped talking. The match before that stopped talking when they realized I wasn't giving up any of my hard earned money to pay their damn bills.

Anyone know why my tinder won't work? Constantly says "oops something went wrong" after I sign up, any alternative apps that work the same?

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Any tips or suggestions?

>>25567648
Dude fuck that whole bio get rid of that shit. Girls don't make your nervous. You're THE MAN.

Newbie here. How long is it acceptable to wait before it is still "normal" to start conversation with matches? Too many girls to chat with them all. Or does nobody care unless it's been like an year or something

>>25567738

Depends on what time it is, never msg immediately during the day unless it's a weekend. And even then, wait 15~ minutes

If it's a weekday night, I usually wait 30 minutes to an hr. If it's a weekend night, I'll msg the next day around 1 pm

Actually don't even swipe during a weekday afternoon, it makes you look unemployed and boring

And if a girl matches with me and msgs me first, I won't msg back until the next day

Although my advice might different than most, my profile is in the top 1-2% of guys on tinder

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Is this good or nah, have put that last dog pic for lulz but dunno

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Who would right swipe me?

>>25567806
I wouldn't for three reasons

1)Sleeveless athletic shirts creep me out. I got one of those as a present and it went into Salvation Army donation box faster than Charlie Sheen could rack up a line.

2) You have a lot of crap running on your phone. What is the point of that?

3) I don't have a vagina. I guess that would have been the first and most important reason, but would you have read this list if I did?

>>25567839
You dont need a vagina to fuck me bro

>>25567751
can anyone comment my profile atleast

>>25567751
I feel like youre smiling too hard and the dog photo thing might be cliche

>>25567905
I'd get rid of solo dog pic, no point. I'd also use different first pic with face close up. You look too much of a "nice guy" weakling imo, but you could keep it in the middle somewhere. Also no point on very distant pics in nature, other than maybe one for conversation starter

>>25567905
>>25567937
thanks for advices bros
will do

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Just a reminder that what's in your bio doesn't fucking matter. It really doesn't. It could be the clingiest attempt at humor possible or even three paragraphs of ranting, it's 98% about your pictures.

Literally just put whatever you want in your bio, as long as you put something what's important is your pics.

>>25568717
This. Just give up you fools.

>>25568717
That is unbefuckinglievable

>>25568717

Ha ha, that's just fucking hilarious! That right there is proof positive as to why I don't take Tinder serious! It's a bunch of psychologically fucked up and shallow ass people.

It's okay to use some of these people to talk to as a means of distraction from work if you do it as much as I do, but to have them in your life...

>>25559593
thw "wow stahp" was gay af

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>>25567573


3 should be 1
delete 4 and 5 and 6 (you're a dude, don't need that many photos)


It should go 3-1-2

#4 screams I HAVE WHITE FRIENDS DON'T BE AFRAID OF ME
(I'm the guy that sent you a message on Sarahah)


desu just keep #3, your beard is disgusting, I know #3 is an old photo because of the dreads but no homo you look cute when it's shorter

>>25567806
lol fuck off

I dont have tinder plus but ive been swiping for a while without it telling me I'm out of likes, and when i open the app after closing it for a while I'll be swiping through girls ive already swiped. Any ideas why?

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I really really need to make this look as good as I can. I'm pretty autistic desu so I'm terrible at talking or making a move

>>25570081
Lol start from scratch you look gay af
You're not smiling in any pic, dog pic doesn't have you in it and your missing a social pic. and all your pics are selfies.Just put your height in bio and thats it girls dont read that shit

>>25567040
well did you?

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Is this better? I really suck at bios. Also I don't have any social pics either because me and my friends aren't gay and we don't take group pictures

>>25570576
AlsoI added "My dog is my best friend." In between "different" and "get to know me."

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>see cute girl's profile
>goes to read bio
>"I like animals more than I like people"
>repeat for every few profiles swiped
>mfw I realize Tinder isn't an app for dating animals
why the fuck do people write shit like this and think it's appealing?

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>>25570576
>different
Lol bro just put your height and say youre an outdoors guy.
Also social pics with girls not guys lol. use pic 3 as main then 2 and 5.

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>>25570731
Should i use this pic

I have over 1000 tinder matches. AMA

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>>25570731
Or this one?

>>25559809
Switching round your pics doesn't matter. You're still getting a ridiculous number of matches.
If you can't find a single tolerable guy it's because you have shit judgement.
Not because you used the wrong pic

>>25558984
You need a picture with your friends

>superliked a girl because she spelled video games as 'vidya'
did I fuck up anons

Help me soc, I'm going for a date with super hot girl, and she likes me pretty much as well. How not to fail everything???

>>25570957
How

Do you just swipe right all the time

>>25571666
Well, she was a bit shy, but we talked a lot and kissed couple of times.

Are the whole mutual interests/friends completely random now or somewhat based on the actual mutual likes/friends?


Also if I want to have a different name from my facebook account I need to make a fake right? Do I have to worry about not being able to see the mutuals if I go with a fake or are they fake already

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Hi, any advice about my pic ? (Should I remove some, reorganize them)

>>25572677
Its perfect imo. You should be drowing in pussy with that face

>>25572306
Good to know anon, congrats

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>>25572698
Haha thx, also is this pic better than the main one ?

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GUYS HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY GOT A REAL FUCKING MATCH AFTER USING TINDER DAILY FOR OVER A MONTH , AND ITS NOT A BOT THIS TIME. WHAT DO I FUCKING SAY

>>25573179
Girls always react positively to being told they have a nice smile. Does she have any pictures smiling?

>>25573197
one smiling pic, i feel like saying that comes off a bit creepy though, Idk, i want to just be myself about it, even if i end up saying something spergy.

>>25573179
>milan
Shit you not, I think people here don't actually use the app

>gf changed one of her pics on tinder while traveling with two of her girlfriends in Croatia for a week

what does this mean?

>>25573522
Why is she on tinder if she is your GF ? talk to her

>>25572737
Thats a good one, but imo the current one is nicer (sunset and pose)

>>25573522

It means you're a cuck.

I'm new to tinder, what are the "rules" for pics?

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What can I add? What can I change?

I just wanna fuck a cute fem

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Any critique is would be nice
>>25574297
I'd recommend to put some of your hobbies or a picture of a hobby

>>25573823
Well I saw it because I was on tinder too and checked her. We have been together for around half a year
So I can't confront her about it that would be two-faced wouldn't it?

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How's this? Should I put my height in my bio? Or does that make me seem too shallow/desperate? I'm 6'5

>3 times more likely to get a match
3 times 0 is still 0

Is it a good idea to ask my match what they're studying at college when their bio is empty? I don't wanna be that guy who just says "hi, how are you? :)"

>>25574893
Bruh, if you are in a relationship with someone, neither of you should have a tinder account. Relationship will not last

how long do you have to wait until matches come in? i downloaded it today, did the swiping thing and got 1 match until now, it's been like 9 hours. How often do people use tinder generally?

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Any advice?

A lot of girls send me questions and comments about my profile. I incorporated more humor in the past but deleted and recreated my account several months ago.

Apologies if you find the political meme-ing silly - it works pretty well for India, which is where I'll be on Wednesday.

Feedback on my pictures? Hopefully they aren't too small. Delete the selfie?

Will rate and provide advice to anyone who links to their post. Pretty bored and dodging my work for the evening.

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Ok guys ive re installed the app and I'm taking a more serious approach this time.
Here is my current layout

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>>25576571

>>25576250
I'd say avoid the side profile shot. You look kinda goofy

>>25574900
Your first pic makes you look to sweet. You don't need it there.
I'm smiling in my first pic too but its more natural

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>>25573179
uh alright guys so she asked me out for tommorow and I responded but she hasnt replied yet

also ive never been on a date send advice /soc/

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So here's my layout

>>25570963
Honestly, I'd say this one. It feels like your dog is taking the selfie of you two. It's funny, yet an all around good pic.

>>25576597

I've never liked that picture much, but I asked a bunch of my female friends which of my photos they liked best, and almost all of them said that one.

so in my bio I'm just gunna list some things about me, would this be funny or autistic?
>handsome (mum said I was, she'd never lie to me)

Will this app help me if Im 18 but look like 14?

>>25577100
Slap some pubic hair on your face and maybe

>>25577410
This is literally impossible

>>25577434
Shave your balls and then take that and glue it on

what would i ad/write if i were to make a profile?im just looking to lose my virginity here

what do you think about posting dick length?

just a

7"

at the bottom

>>25577510
You're gonna scare away all the asians and petite women with that.

t. 8" with a gf who kind of dislikes sex with me

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rate me, guys

Had to quickly edit this together since I forgot the image I usually post and I don't know where I put it

Hey guys so I keep hearing mixed opinions about this so I wanna hear what you guys think. The usual rule everyone goes with on shirtless pics is only in pool's or beaches where it makes sense to be shirtless. But after looking around other threads where people experimented with generic shirtless bathroom selfies I noticed that these people still found success. The claim is that as long as you have a nice body it does not really matter how trashy your shirtless picture is. I mean sure some girl will definitely swipe left cause of a trashy shirtless pic. But your overall matches will increase at least that's what the people who experimented with this claim. What do you guys think.

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With that being said let me know what to change. I'm sure most people will say to get rid of pic #1 but other than that any comments?

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I think my profile is OK but looking to improve?

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>>25578421

>>25576571
You post in every single /tinder/ thread there is. Wtf is wrong with you?

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just a meme tryna find lurv

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Any suggestions for improvements to bio?

Or suggestions for poses for photos?

Should i include my height? Im 5'9"

Also whats the best openers to use
Thanks :)

>>25579671
just stick your height at the bottom of your bio, some girls assume you're a midget if you don't

>>25579696
Thanks reason i ask is some girl asked whyd you put your height?

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>go on the date
>she keep talking about her guy friends
>tells me about guys she friendzoned
>tells me ho a guy gave her his number that very morning by slipping it under her napkin ina resturant
>is leaving the country in 12 days
>pretty much admits she only swiped me for someone to go to a museum with

i'm done with women lads

I matched with a girl who I have a lot of music on the Spotify list thing in common with. Should I use that as a conversation starter? What's the best way to bring it in?

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Yo soc I don't mind my pictures I just have a really hard time writing a bio that is just normal anyone give me tips on what I should write in the bio or show me some of their bios?

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Do you think this picture would work for tinder, like, maybe in a cool way?

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>>25559795
My suggestions:

>throw the scarf in the trash
>shave beard
>wash face
>get men's haircut
>take a shower
>re-write profile text to sound like you talk to people a few times a week

you're close anon, just lose the homeless donny wahlberg look.

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>>25580916

My suggestions:
>promote #4 to main pic or remove it
>center pics on yourself and don't show pile of clothes in your living room

>>25580916
Do you have a pic of you with other people?

If you don't, try minding your business at some bats until some group invites you to join. Take a photo with them and then make an exit.

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>blindly swipe right the entire day
>0 match

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"Nihilistic philosophy student looking for a cheerful individual who enjoys long walks towards the sunset"

Give me the truth.

>>25571462
No

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Profile update:
Pictures
http://imgur.com/a/gbFwz

Bio
>Escaped my philosophy studies in Sweden and ended up in Berlin. Looking for people to explore the city with.
Good records (noise-pop, indie-rock, kraut), wine in the park and a finger in the butt.

Thinking my jokes might be super lame and that all my smiling makes me come of as dumb child. Opinions?

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Khhv

>>25578076
anyone?

>>25581993
that has to be bait

>>25582833
I was trying to be funny :(
help

>>25582307
Nice
>>25581993
Nice

Damn, you worry about bio too much. Better worry about pictures. Make yourself look confident and cheerful in them.

>>25582307


you look like a closet fag

>>25581993
My one is similar, mentions philosphy and nihilism.

>>25574888
I'd say switch 3 and 6, then delete 4.

also I quite like your bio so i'm gonna cop some of it.
you misspelled "described" though

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Any recs? I pull a match per day on average, usually is either fat or ugly. Not that I care lmao, but I can't really grt dates tho. At the beginning i arranged some but at the last moment i got ghosted/unmatched. Also, I don't live in the U.S.

>>25584039
The bio just says "chilling through life" and "I like music". I had a more extended bio but I read short ones are better.

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Is this profile fine?

>>25584039
I only read English, but your third and forth pic are pretty shit the other ones are absolutely fine.
>>25581993
How many matches you get with that neck beard?
>>25580496
Your pics are fine, with the bio maybe just copy something some one has wrote. Try be funny though.

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Just gettin started help me out mateys

>>25560317
Kek

>>25570576
I'd swipe right, but maybe lose the 5th and 6th photos though. overall a fairly solid profile

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Advice on bio and how to take better pictures? Bio is
"Ambitious, passionate, and occasionally witty. I enjoy good music, good movies, and good memes. I'm majoring in Political Science, but I'm pretty open-minded so I'm sure we could find a middle ground somewhere. I'm looking to meet interesting people who's interests and personalities complement my own. Liking chocolate milk is also a huge plus.

5'11 if that matters to you. Almost tall enough to play basketball"

>>25585604

Bro you look pathetic, that's really all I have to say.

>>25585437
Look fun, you'll be alright.

>>25584867
Nice nose, get ready to match with uggos and fatties.
Should consider making #3 your #1 and getting rid of #1 completely

>>25584039
You look like you think you're all that. Plus your 3rd photo makes you look like a know it all cunt. Nobody wants a fat know it all cunt.

>>25585614
Lol please elaborate on my being pathetic? I'm genuinely curious to know what aspect you think is that bad. If it's all of it, I'm open to advice on how to improve

>>25585633

>Holding a phone with two hands
>Taking Selfies
>Taking 2 Selfies
>Using an Android
>Wearing shades looking at the number 33 for some reason
>Posting a picture of a random dog and not of you holding the dog
>LONG ASS BIO
>Majoring in political science
>Being up at 4:18AM = Depression

This is why black men get laid easy

Everything about your profile is a try hard meme

>>25585604

Your pictures literally say

#1 Hey guys do I look cute?
#2 Oh shit, gotta be cool
#3 Haha I'm goofy too guys
#4 LOOK I HAVE A DOG, TALK TO ME!!! PLEEEAAAASE!!!

Talking to a lass I like, we're both sending long texts to each other for about a day and then she goes completely silent. 3 days later now, should I send something further, maybe my phone number too?

>>25585614

Kek, I'm >>25584039 and you nailed it. Give me more feed back, i got rid of the 3 pic and now I don't have a long bio, tbe first (you) in my post ia my bio in English.

Can anyone post successful profiles?

Its been a week since my gf brokeup with me. Im not looking for sex or another girlfriend, but just having girls around or meeting for a drink, talk and whatever it comes next its always nice.

Im planning in create a new profile so I would like to see nice examples. I got 15-17 matches in my last account and living in a town with 80k people its not that bad, considering most of them dont use Tinder at all.

>>25585673


she lost interest brah, just move on.

>>25585675
not much else I can say bro, you just look like a douche

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>>25585694

best profile I've seen in a while was this guy

no homo but I'd suck this guys dick while he tells me a story about how his cat meows like a dying horse

>>25585673
Take a look at what happened to me this week

>Matched nice girl, she starts talking. After a while she asks for facebook, gave her mine.
>Says Im probably not the same guy in the pictures, joking I'll send her a timestamp picture, she sends another one
>"Hey anon you are handsome, I like your style, you can send more whenever you like"
>Keep talking next day until 3am, she asks me for my number, wants to meet in person too, keeps asking for pictures. Only sending her selfies, if she wants more we can meet.

>Next 3 days she just disappears. Well, she writes me a few sentences like "Ive been too busy" "Im going dinner" "We'll talk in another moment".
>I insisted on her because, why not? I dont care what she thinks, told her I like the conversation we had and dont know what happened.

Girls are always like this, specially Tinder girls. Gave on her unless she shows the same interest like in the beginning. Its a shame because she was easily a 8/10 and lived near.

>>25585698
Isn't that supposed to be good? Everyone in other boards keep saying how women love douches and all that. I'm working in my physique now dieting and going to the gym, hopefully that will get me more matches and overall female interests, or will that make look more like a douche?

>>25558678
Maybe it's because you purged the google apps. Tinder needs Google's location services and the google services framework to work.

>>25585745


you're not able to pull of a douche with those pics bro

you come off as a broke college student with no friends
if you had pictures of you and ur bros/bitches probably stand a chance

but now? no

>>25578421
I'm still looking for some feedback, if anybody wants to provide it

>>25585759
I guess i will take some, i should take em with people uglier than me right?

>>25578421
Need more of your face man.

>>25585655
Please don't mistake my naivete and inexperience for being a tryhard, I literally jusy chose the pictures I thought I looked best in. This is the first time I've ever been on tinder, which is why I'm asking for advice in the first place. That being said, you can deliver those criticisms without being such an insufferable prick. Care to show me your profile, so I can see how a master does it?
>>25585657
Isn't that the purpose of these pictures? To show yourself in various locations with various expressions? I realize I'm not the most photogenic, or skilled at taking pictures, but those are the best ones I had at the time of creating my profile. Any advice on how to improve them/me? Thanks

>>25585865
that's a good point, although I don't have many pictures, would a selfie do?

I got 38 matches this week and the app says 58 people swiped right on me, I've also had three girls give me times and dates to meet but I was too autistic to show up to all but one

so I think something must be working?

>>25585896
KISS if you tell people everything up front then they don't have any easy questions to ask, put one bit of self depreciating humour in and maybe a hobby

>>25585903
Yeah just a dumb selfie works.
So the chick is more comfortable in knowing who she is talking to.
If its working out well for you then maybe don't but a selfie helped me out heaps.

>>25585915
well I can add one and then see if the numbers change? I love tinder because it's so measureable

>>25585909
Thanks for the advice. Any ideas for the self depreciating humor one?

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>>25585915
what do you think of this one?

How important do you think is to smile on every picture? I dont really like taking pictures with a forced/fake smile

Just snap me and talk about cars if you're a guy. If you're a lady idk just talk to me I guess.

SC @awlhers

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Any advice? UK-based here.

Full bio:

I just want to have a good laugh with people, anybody who enjoys a wind-up is welcome.

I'm into:
- Rock/metal music
- Reading
- Games/Computers
- Nights out
- Other stuff... Just ask!

>>25559809
why 1 piece bikini

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Any advice? Too many pics?

>>25587190
overall the pics are good but I think the top right makes you like like an uncool bond villain, sorry

>>25586975
Too ugly.

When do you think its worth it to put a picture of something where you dont appear? like food/restaurant, a landscape, book or something like that?
most of the girls do that kind of thing

>>25587245

Too chubby? Bad camera work?

Give me something to go on :)

>>25576250

Anyone else?

Link me to yours and I'll give my feedback in return.

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Give me your freakiest response /soc/

>>25587410
Back broken like Bane does to Batman, then thrown into a pit of lava

>>25582013
Apparently not! She gave me a match today.

OKay so I get matches on tinder and some reply but I really have a problem when it comes with responses. Do I message them after we match or wait a couple of days or something?

>>25568717
H2 Recreate
>download hot guy
>write COOL bio
>get hits
>screenshot convos
>change bio
>screen shot
>Stone brains detected
Not like I disagree with pic arguement, but bio seals the deal
>tl;dr fake shit to feel superior

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I come off as too much of a hipster for my small town so not very succesful with tinder

>>25558616
Profile Advice

Tinder is such a useless app. The women are either bots or never respond and the dudes are all fat gross guys.

It's probably my state, though.

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went into this expecting very little and have honestly been pleasantly surprised, met up with 3 girls this weekend

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>>25587941
and pictures

>>25559687
Just because you see girls with their personalities in their profile doesn't mean you should have yours there too. Girls don't want an introverted guy. It's like stamping yourself with "unconfident".

>>25567387
Try smiling genuinely.

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Is my main pic a bit much

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i rarely get matches, any advice?

>>25560535
>r9k
I hope you're not visiting r9k anymore. You are NOT, I REPEAT, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME ON MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF STUPID CHAD I HOPE YOU HAVE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH REEEEEEEEE

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>>25588035
All of your pics are wayyyy too much, lady.

>>25560651
Also i agree with this guy

>>25567213
You look very short in that body pic, also you look better without glasses
>>25567383
I was thinking "wow he seems interesting" til I read your bio, try to be less corny
>>25567387
Great picture but maybe the problem is with the bio? Talk a bit about yourself or your interests, just don't be corny and keep it short (2-3 sentences)
>>25567573
The glasses in 1 look ugly and you look ugly in 6 and 4. 3 and 5 are really really nice though, I think you look very handsome in them. Also as I've said to the previous guy, say something about yourself in the bio, just keep it short and for the love of God, stop trying so hard to be funny, it's really cringy.
>>25567648
Again, stop trying so hard to be funny. I cringed really hard reading your bio. Also, keep it short.
>>25567751
You look short in 3. And your bio made me yawn.
>>25567806
You look very skinny in 2, I would delete it. Also don't mention your neck, I honestly didn't even notice it before reading the bio. Other than that yes, I would swipe you, you're hot.
>>25570081
Yooo stop with those cringy emojis and use full words when typing. It's not making you look very cool. Also cute dog
>>25570963
Definitely this one, avoid posting pics of yourself in bed. I always found it creepy and so does my best friend
>>25572677
Whew
>>25573179
Stop freaking out so much. Chill out. It's just a girl you don't even know yet. Don't be desperate, we don't like that.
>>25574297
Just take your pics from a higher angle, and, if possible, use a better natural lightning. And include body shots too.
>>25574888
You're better off not mentioning you're 5'8
>>25576792
More pics and bio should be a bit longer
>>25578076
Your bio is too long and boring. Pictures 1 and 2 make you look short (only take pictures around people shorter than you)
>>25578390
You're description is so boring and generic. Literally 99% of the population likes traveling, going on adventures and meeting new people.