old thread >>25513093 Ideal partner thread, last one died

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Oh sick, one of these

>Their gender
female
>Their age
18 to 23
>Their height
preferably shawty, but really I don't care too much
>Their body type
preferrably slimmer, not skelly tho
>Their race/nationality
white/azn
>Their personality
kind of cynical/dark, a bit cutesy as well maybe if that's possible
>Their interests
if I said "vidya and anime" I'd sound even more like a faggot than I currently do
that said, vidya and anime
>Describe a perfect day with them
shit idk. Maybe go out to eat, share our art/ideas with each other, and then shitpost a while before falling asleep in each others' arms or something gay like that
>Talk a bit about yourself
um
I draw
I make music
I play JRPGs
I post on 4chan too much?
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
here's a shitty picture of me I took with my computer
>Optional contact
discord: zephyr#0392

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18+
>Their height
Doesn't matter
>Their body type
Not morbidly obese
>Their race/nationality
White, pls be in yurop
>Their personality
Caring, funny, receptive to my life improving ideas kek
>Their interests
Cooking, memes, doggos
>Describe a perfect day with them
On holiday, visiting qt eastern european towns and taking a bicycle trip
>Talk a bit about yourself
23/m/Europe, i'm ethnically slav with good humour, interests include gym, cooking vegan stuff, nofap and listening to music (all genres but lately its been italian synth- and vaporwave)
>Optional picture of yourself
See kik
>Optional contact
Kik: Veganski

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>>25535700

>Their gender
Guy
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
under 6'2 (my height)
>Their body type
skinny body, skinny benis
>Their race/nationality
Don't care much. Cuteness is a must tho
>Their personality
submissive, kind, shy, nurturing, clingy
>Their interests
anime, hiking, being fucked to the point where their ass hurts so much that they can barely sit down
>Describe a perfect day with them
We wake up, he cooks breakfast whilst wearing my T shirt from the night before, I find that really cute, we end up fucking on the kitchen table. The rest of the day includes cuddling, going out, movies, delicious food and more fucking.
>Talk a bit about yourself
6'2 kinda fit guy, 28 years old. I'm from Cali.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
okie
>Optional contact

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
slightly taller than me preferably (I'm 5'8") but can be any height
>Their body type
average, or curvy. Well endowed.
>Their race/nationality
not black
>Their personality
Kind, compassionate, loyal, honest, caring, bubbly, straightforward, motherly, doting
>Their interests
Video games, anime, manga, some other hobbies they would be willing to introduce to me as well.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Spending a day indoors cuddling and watching movies, or perhaps having a night out on a walk and holding each others hands while its cold to warm each other up.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 24 year old asian male, loner, looking for love and to be loved. Honest and loyal, not looking for anyone with ulterior motives or has a history of cheating.
>Optional contact
I'll give it to you if you're interested, just ask.

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>>25535774
>snapchat
>cringy filter

pass

>>25535784
Not looking for a boy, bye.

>>25535700
>female
>25 or less
>thin and short
>white and Aryan looking
>cheerful and smart
>don't care
>visiting a nice city
>nah

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
21-35
>Their height
Any height
>Their body type
Anything but onesie
>Their race/nationality
White or Asian
>Their personality
Honest, happy, pacifist, laid back, preferable lesbian but bi is fine too.
>Their interests
Exercise, anime, video games, scary movies, cats, beauty stuff like masks and makeup.
>Describe a perfect day with them
A day at Disneyland or at a nice reateraunt and watch scary movies after and cuddle.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I am 25 years old white 5'5" female with an athletic hourglass build. I am naturally medium golden blonde with hazel eyes and some freckles on my cheeks. I am very outgoing and passive, I love to see the good in things and people. I love animals and anime, I tend to nerd out a lot. I am very open and honest and just looking for my partner.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
n////n okay
>Optional contact
Drop your snap if interested

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>>25535811
>snapchat
>cringy filter

pass

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>>25535794
>>25535822

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>Their gender
Male
>Their age
20-25
>Their height
Over 5'8. 6' is bonus points
>Their body type
Lanky, thin, maybe a little bit of chub
Dark hair with Green/blue eyes or Blonde with blue eyes are my favorite combinations
>Their race/nationality
White. Bonus for Irish, Scottish, or German ancestry
>Their personality
Dominant, knows how to put me in my place when I'm being a brat, kind, funny, likes to do most of the planing because I'm a go with the flow type of girl, loving, pushes me to be a better person
>Their interests
Art, music *mostly rock/alternative*, playing an instrument is a bonus, willing to sing karaoke with me, anime, video games, history, cosplay, fashion.
>Describe a perfect day with them
I would wake you up with breakfast in bed before heading out to the downtown area to check out the farmers market. While down there we'd go to a coffee shop, grab lunch, and talk about how our lives have been lately. After that we would go look around all the little shops as well and maybe stop in an artists alley. Then we'd have a nice dinner at one of the local resturants. Once it got to be dark we'd snuggle close together as we made our way back to the car. On the way home I'd tease you in the car until we pulled into the drive way. When we got inside we'd have very hot satisfying sex before cuddling up on the bed and falling asleep while watching a cheesy movie.
>Talk a bit about yourself
19, female from the US. Natural Red hair *dark brown atm*, very dark brown eyes, pale skin, freckles, 5'4. I'm into all of the interests stated above plus knitting and sewing. I can play the drums, marimba, trombone, snaredrum, and saxophone. Favorite anime is Hellsing Ultimate.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Welp that's me
>Optional contact
Discord; Kawaiicaust#9041

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-26
>Their height
5' - 5'4"
>Their body type
Petite
>Their race/nationality
White/East Asian/Mixed
>Their personality
Gentle, Joyful, Optimistic, Spiritied, Supportive
>Their interests
Anything shareable
>Describe a perfect day with them
Just being with her doing the most stereotypical couple stuff imaginable (coffee, museums, parks, walks, etc)
>Talk a bit about yourself
The opposite of my ideal partner. I'm a shy dull loner who is and has been for a while, dead inside.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Pic somewhat related.
>Optional contact
26 / Male / Ottawa, Canada
Kik: carrotsandcelery
Discord: PlayerOne#0418

>Their gender
Trans or cis, it doesn't matter too much
>Their age
21 to 31
>Their height
5'3 to 6'3, doesn't matter
>Their body type
any that isn't completely unhealthy
>Their race/nationality
idgaf as long as they're from north america
>Their personality
I guess that being compassionate and a little extroverted are both nice. I like to get to know people, there really isn't like a laundry list of traits I look for.
>Their interests
Music, art, nature, stuff like that
>Describe a perfect day with them
One where we can just talk and be able to do whatever
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a trans woman from the US, and I'm 22, tall, pale, a bit chubby/curvy, and kind of androgynous. I'm also currently a NEET, but I'm a musician, too.


>Optional contact
my kik is AlexErin9 and my discord is SidneyBuckeye#7116

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Ideal female (I'm male)
>Their age
18-20
>Their height
5'-5'8"
>Their body type
Prefered, a bit chub ~160-200lb, but 100-150lb is nice too
Tits > ass
(Not a body types but glasses are cute)
>Their race/nationality
White or Asian, prefered paler/light skin
>Their personality
Definitely loving, someone who sets me as priority, lowkey/highkey nerdy, just a general sweetheart who'll take take of me and just has a drive to talk to me, definitely must have a slightly avant-garde sense of humor, very ironic, makes stupid jokes no one gets except us,
>Their interests
Maybe gaming or anime or both. Atleast some music I like (lofi, alt, rnb, etc.) Movies, food, memes, avant-garde humor
>Describe a perfect day with them
Honestly laying in bed cuddling on a cold day would be ideal, but maybe going out to eat at a decent restraunt we both enjoy and just talking
>Talk a bit about yourself
18/ CA, USA. Slightly above average intelligence. Loves music. Very honest off the bat. Recently out a year + long relationship (starting to get over it), always fails kms, very relaxed but I like to be treated in a similiar fashion as I'm treating someone

>Contact (optional)
Kik: fateofdestruction
Discord: worldisafuck #9303

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>Their gender
Girl (I'm a guy)
>Their age
20-35
>Their height
Any height, though I'd love a tall gf
>Their body type
Thicc to kinda chubby is best
>Their race/nationality
Unimportant but please be in USA
>Their personality
Patient, caring, affectionate and likes to cuddle. Dominant with a high sex drive. Likes to watch anime and plays vidya. (Tfw fell for the mommy gf meme)
>Their interests
Anime, video games, art, music, fashion, creative stuff
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up next to eachother in bed, make breakfast together. We'd go for a morning hike, then come home and play video games. I'd surprise them by taking us to a nice restaurant for dinner. We'd come home, have awesome sex and fall asleep watching TV together.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a college student (considering taking a break to work full time), I produce electronic music (I could talk about music for hours!). I lift weights and run a good bit, and i love the outdoors. I'm a big fan of anime, video games, and other nerd stuff.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Message me and you'll get one! (TW: I've got facial/chest hair so I hope that's your type lol)
>Optional contact
kik: vestakar

>>Their gender
Female, either identifies as one or is one biologically and has changed name preferences

>>Their age
Between 18 and 30

>>Their height
Doesn't matter

>>Their body type
As long as it's not unhealthy, it doesn't matter

>>Their race/nationality
No preference

>>Their personality
Bubbly and energetic, to contrast me being rather laid back, tends to bring out those characteristics in me. Shy and introverted is great too, as long as you can open up a bit one on one with me, I don't mind if it takes some time.

>>Their interests
*Must have a passion for music, either listening to it or playing it* Love for animals is important too, any other interests are great as long as you're willing to share them with me and maybe let me join in to try them out. Enjoying movies and vidya are good too. Dominance is a plus, but not required.

>>Describe a perfect day with them
Spend the evening inside just generally enjoying each other's company, not necessarily constantly doing something with each other. Once it's dark out, going out and sneaking onto a beach with a picnic, a speaker, and some instruments. Hang out there chatting and listening to tunes, maybe playing a few, before making the decision to go swimming. Come out freezing cold and cuddle a bit for warmth in the car before heading home and either going to sleep or watching a movie while comfy.

>>Talk a bit about yourself
19/m/Canada, 5'8 and average weight, working my way down to skinny muscular aesthetic. I'm an aspiring sound designer and theatre production worker, as well as musician in my spare time. I play quite a few string instruments, and listen to all sorts of music, varying from /mu/ tier to 1920s jazz. I enjoy a lot of things arts related, and also going out and hiking or rock climbing. Also love cooking and baking, and am hoping to travel to Asia in the next few years to get an idea of what the cultures are like. I play vidya in my spare time, which I sadly haven't had enough of lately.

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>>25536150
>Optional pic

>Contact
plinky plunk#7949

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>>25535700
>Their gender
girl

>Their age
16-19

>Their height
145-165cm

>Their body type
skinny/fit hourglass, small perky breasts with pink nipples, tight ass and creamy white skin, blonde, redhead or black haired as long as she has blue/grey eyes, and absolutely zero tattoos or piercings or similar body alterations

>Their race/nationality
White/North European

>Their personality
feminine

>Their interests
cooking, hunting, the outdoors, farming, swimming, singing, making babies, going inna woods, guns, handcrafting

>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up. It's raining, so we fuck and fall asleep with my cock inside her for a while. Wake up again, it's not raining so we go outside to pick blueberries. It's hot and humid in the forest so we fuck there again and go swim in a lake afterwards to cool off and clean up. She starts making a blueberry pie while I get roasting some meat outside while cleaning my gun kit. After dinner she says she's prob ovulating right now. Forget the pie and just rut her all evening like an animal. Go to bed murmuring sweet nothings to her ear while kissing the bite marks left on her earlier and massaging her sore pussy with my fingers. Get out of bed in the night once she's asleep and go fishing for some crabs in the lake.

>Talk a bit about yourself
26yo blue-eyed european autistic shitlord who dislikes urban living and modern culture, with a serious case of testosterone induced baby fever

>Their gender
female

>Their age, Their height, body type and race/nationality
18-24, idc, average, idc

>Their personality
questioning, thinking, impulsive, supportive, dominant

>Their interests
art, diy, living off the grid, local music scene, exploration, okay w/ drugs

>Describe a perfect day with them
i like the idea of working by candlelight, on a rainy evening, alone with my partner

>Talk a bit about yourself
19/m/az. i draw and make things. eventually id like to move up to the pacific northwest, live off the grid out in the woods, build my own homestead

write me at [email protected] / kik : corduroycat77

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>Their gender
Female

>Their age
20-27

>Their height
Anything is fine, but below 175cm would be perfect

>Their body type
Healthy. Don't mind skinny or chubby, as long as the person is and feels healthy.

>Their race/nationality
White. Europe.

>Their personality
Caring and loving. Someone who is motivated to improve, learn new things about the world. Being passionate about something you're interested in is a big plus. Introverted and prefer to stay inside and play games etc. But also enjoy going out from time to time, especially to areas with not too many people (explore some parks, forests etc). Being honest about their feelings, even if they can hurt someone.

>Their interests
Anything that they personally enjoy is fine. The only downside would be an interest in sports.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Waking up together with a cuddle. Cooking some food for each other. Going out for a walk and eating the food as a picnic somewhere on the grass. Playing games and having a good time. Cuddling up in bed under a blanket with some snacks, either playing games on a console while snuggled up or watching a movie together until we fall asleep.

>Talk a bit about yourself
Introverted. 173cm, pale white. Into programming and gamedeving. Really like animals. Like scifi, science also enjoy learning about all sorts of silly stuff over the day. Video games are fun to play. Enjoy honesty and being open.

>Optional contact
Felor#3557

>>25537285
Do i smell an misatofag ?

>>25535778
i fit most of your criteria, but I'm a bit shorter than yoh. I think Asian guys are cute tho...

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
Short
>Their body type
Average/slim
>Their race/nationality
Any
>Their personality
Kind and honest
>Their interests
Anime, manga, gaming (league), their own interests, travelling, food(maybe cook together), into variety of music/wants to share
>Describe a perfect day with them
Enjoy long walks together (don't need to talk)
Can dress up for a nice meal outside or sit at home in pjs and chill together
Would like to cuddle often
>Talk a bit about yourself
26 asian guy, europe, 5'7", open and honest, enjoys movies/cinema, don't smoke/drugs/drink,
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Long hair girls <3
>Optional contact
Just wanted to write one. Not expecting anyone to be interested.

>>Their gender
Female
>>Their age
25-30
>>Their height
5'1-5'6
>>Their body type
petite/athletic
>>Their race/nationality
Caucasian (Scottish/Irish roots)
>>Their personality
Caring/loving/funny/nerdy/romantic/intelligent
>>Their interests
Singing/writing/song writing/tv/movies/adventuring/co-op video games/reading
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Taking a trip to somewhere exotic and spending the whole day lounging at a villa eating great food and enjoying each other's conversation and bodies.
>>Talk a bit about yourself
Artist/writer trying to get his shit together. 6'0/220 lbs. Introvert but I enjoy conversations with people I know well enough. Usually like to talk about abstract things and ideas. Love telling stories and hope to make writing into a substantial career. A hopeless romantic but not to the point where I don't realize that lasting relationships take work and go through rough patches.

>Their age
18 to 25
>Their height
under 6 foot, 5'5 to 4'10 is ideal
>Their body type
Petite
>Their race/nationality
White or asian/ Merica preferably
>Their personality
Girly girl or alt/punk chick
>Their interests
Have your own life but travelling and vidya are a plus
>Describe a perfect day with them
Hang out, random trip, hike, go to a concert, play something, fuck. Something involving those, I make it all up as I go.
>Talk a bit about yourself
Thin 21 year old boy thats 6 foot and gonna head back to the gym soon. Also fairly punk and a pilot.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
>posting a picture of ones self to the Chinese cartoon forum of peace
>Contact (optional)
Ask and ye shall recieve

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-20
>Their height
5'6" - 5'8"
>Their body type
Slim
>Their race/nationality
R: White, East Asian, Hispanic.
N: Irish, American, Italian, Anything other than Australian (I'm Australian and I'm not really a fan of the accent on a female)
>Their personality
Kind, Independent, Motivated, into self improvement.
>Their interests
Cooking, politics, philosophy, something to do with the outdoors, Any other interesting or strange interests.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up, cook breakfast with them. Go for a drive somewhere nice and scenic and just relax and have deep conversations with each other.
>Talk a bit about yourself
19/m/Australian/fairly skinny/ 5'10"

In public I can come across as fairly outgoing, I'm good at public speaking and keeping a conversation going, ect. However I kinda feel like that's not the real me, I just act social because If I don't people will see me as strange, so I just do it too make those around me comfortable, I'm fine with sitting in silence.

I might seem emotionally distant as I actually have a difficult time conveying my real emotions to those closest to me, at least in person anyway.

I'm a first year University student currently studying business, I'm also trying to find work while doing this, but I've been unsuccessful so far and it's fairly disheartening.

I have a group of about four really close friends that I've known since I was 13 - 15, although I kinda feel like I'm the odd one out personality wise

I have a sense that I haven't achieved enough in my life yet, however I'm only 19 so I'm probably being too hard on myself.

I'd say I'm probably pretty average when it comes to intelligence, but I do my best to understand things as well as I possibly can, getting information on a topic from differing view points, ect.

>Optional contact
Ask for kik or snap

>her age
18-22
>her height
< 5'6"
>her weight
not obese
>her race/nationality
white or asian or hispanic
>her personality
Cute, needy, clingy, submissive, funny
>her interests
Art, Anime, Drawing, video games, geeky stuff
>what would be a perfect day with her?
Wake up next to her, cuddle her for a few min.
Slap her butt and she goes off to make breakfast
We kinda cook together, kiss, cuddle, be goofballs.
I go to work and kiss her goodbye, she stays at home doing her hobbies
I come back, she runs up to me and kisses me, she missed me. I slap her butt and we walk to the living room. She surprises me with yummy food, we eat together, laugh, cuddle, then head to the bedroom and have some kinky ass rough sex. Once she and I've cum several times we nap and snuggle up together.
An hour later we wake up, kiss, and go walk our dog around. All the while being goofballs, laughing, kissing, at some point stop and have a nice conversation.
When we're back home play vidya together, or watch anime/GoT.
When we're tired we go take a bath together, she's tired so I carry her to the bathtub.
She gets horny and we have kinky ass sex again in bed, then when we're done we snuggle to sleep, I kiss her and tell her how much she means to me, she does the same and we both happily go to sleep.
I dream about her.

>talk a bit about yourself
27 Male California
Software Engineer
Main hobby was programming but now I do that for a living.
I love video games, LOTR/HP/Ghibli, anime, GoT, Rick & Morty.
Kinky af (Dd/Lg, pet play, etc, I'm a dom)
Dominant personality, but really caring and loving.
Good sense of humor, smart, kind.

kik: its.paddles

>>25537321
Mm that's ok, I'm fine with any height. Do you want to talk?

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>Their gender
Cis female
>Their age
20-25
>Their height
Shorter than 5ft 7
>Their body type
Petite or chubby I appreciate girls who are down with the thickness tbch
>Their race/nationality
Brown, White, Asian
>Their personality
Kind and compassionate good at reading the mood and adjusting to situation. Good at conversation s Sarcastic and with a good sense of humor not easily offended good baker or cook basocally waifu material
>Their interests
Having love for music is pretty much the only thing I'd want to be similar maybe be accustomed to /mu/core stuff but not mandatory to interest that definitely besides playing videogames currently looking for a cucible waifu for destiny 2. I would want them to have there own subject to be a total nerd in.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up late and embrace each other before getting out of bed. Driving around Toronto and Mississauga stopping at anything that looks intresting and having long philosophical discussion about deep stuff and things that happened in our lives , then figuring out what to eat on our way back. Get home and watch the office or play videogames till we pass out
>Talk a bit about yourself
24 year old husky Asian boy working In a promising trade making good money. Have a strong social circle of family and friends.Great at conversations I can go on and on about anything. Certified in dad puns and meme game is strong. Besides the obligatory video games and Chinese cartoons I cook as a hobby. 100% a music nerd never without my music. Listen to everything even the wierd shit.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Basically the pic would be the most ideal looking grill I'm looking for but of course you don't have to look like that tho. As for my pic it's in my Kik
>Optional contact
E-mail: [email protected]
Kik: postmutant93

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
18-??
>Their height
4'9-6'9
>Their body type
fat/thicc/chubby
>Their race/nationality
Númenórean
>Their personality
the two most important things are kindness and a silly sense of humour
>Their interests
something creative, along with all the normal shit like music, vidya, movies, animals, aesthetics, drunk talk, books
>Describe a perfect day with them
wake up, cuddle and sleep in, then take the dogs for a walk, i don't actually know what people do with each other so idk

>Talk a bit about yourself
australian, i'm friendly, non-judgemental, self deprecating, just fuck my shit up, wake me up inside
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
ok
>Optional contact
kik: turbopleb
>>25535888
tfw you would be perfect if you lived in my gontree

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>Their gender
Female or MTF

>Their age
20-35

>Their height
Any

>Their body type
Thin to chubby

>Their race/nationality
Caucasian, asian, and latina pref

>Their personality
introvert, loving/caring, big of a nerd, not really too picky here

>Their interests
video games, tv, movies, cooking, tech, travel, music, guns. dont have to like all of these, but having some things in common would be nice :D

>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up. Morning lewd stuff. I cook us breakfast in bed. Cuddle. Do chores/housework/shopping. Eat somewhere nice for lunch. Play games, or find a local event that we both enjoy. I cook us a nice dinner. We cuddle and watch stuff together.

>Talk a bit about yourself
27 year old dude from san diego, california. i work a full time night job but looking to change careers soon. i enjoy all of the interests i listed, along with some other stuff. i eventually want a family. i did go to college for a little while, studying mathematics. im kind of close with my family, but not as close as i'd like.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
me

>Optional contact
discord: Roadwarrior#2527

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>Their gender
male

>Their age
18-20

>Their height
5'10-6'3

>Their body type
thin, slim, skinny, and other words that describe lanklets, optional fit

>Their race/nationality
white/asian

>Their personality
intelligent, confident-ish, intro or extroverted, humorous, witty, doesn't tilt in games, not clingy, left-leaning pref

>Their interests
reading, games, music(live shows are fun), fashion(dressing nice is cool), tech/science, anime, taking over the world(traveling)

>Describe a perfect day with them
waking up late and making brunch together. during the day go out, see a show or something, parks, get lost because I'm terrible at directions, find our way home because you're great at directions. at night, play games and eat ice cream.

>Talk a bit about yourself
18 f in college studying cs. 5'3(160) asian, skinny skinny. INFP if mbti matters to you
have all the same interests as the ones listed above
I like going out; I usually stay in
I think cats are better than dogs and I think reading guide books is fun

>Optional contact
comment a discord please

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>>25538180
You seem pretty cool, I especially liked the perfect day part. Also I agree cats are far better than dogs!

here's me >>25537468
I always get ENTJ on those mbti tests.

(Don't really use discord much, pic related is my discord username)

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>>25538180
>>25538319
I can't even take a screenshot properly. I think it's safe to say I don't exactly meet the intelligent part of what you're looking for in an ideal partner kek

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
~25-30
>Their height
5'0'' - 6'2'' (indifferent as long as not midget)
>Their body type
Lean/fit or shapely. I'm not into fatties(this is ideal, dont get offended!)
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality
Something that matches with ISTP
>Their interests
Have some interests of your own, and don't just like the things I like!
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up. Have cute pillow talk about nothings while we watch something we're not really paying attention to. Maybe exercise together, then have breakfast (that I would make for us both). Spend the day hiking, exploring, and not tied to any phones or devices that we don't need to do our adventures, because we just need each other. And this day would go on forever, so that's it. Until we die.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm 29. Have a job/career in a relatively specialized field. I like coffee and to exercise usually 6 times per week. Sometimes I slack and only go 4. I am familiar with a lot of anime, but i'm not much of a weeb or neet. I just don't really keep track of the new seasons because i'm bored of the "shonen guy in 9th grade has something happen and now its a show about him doing that that, and school" formula. I can't relate to that anymore. I live in the north west US and would like somebody real and not just looking for attention online. Somebody who wants to abandon this sinking ship with me and never return... I can dream, can't I?
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
This is basically how I feel.
Optional contact
>I doubt this will get response, but if it does i'll make a junk email to contact you with.

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>Their gender
Female

>Their age
22-36

>Their height
4'10''-6'4''

>Their body type
Slim

>Their race/nationality
I don't care

>Their personality
Kind, smart, funny

>Their interests
Hopefully interested in or tolerant of video games. Enjoys reading. Other than that, I don't mind too much. We can share each other's interests. Perhaps a casual sports fan.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Staying in to play a new video game and watch Netflix. Or going for a long walk around town.

>Talk a bit about yourself
29 year old male from Canada. 6'1'', average build, bald, bearded. Nonreligious. I don't drink or do any drugs. I'm an ISTJ, but I don't care much for MBTI. I enjoy video games, movies, tv shows, walking, watching sports. Most of my hobbies are pretty generic.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Just a picture of an actress

>Optional contact
Kik: ChinaskiLives
Discord: Bokonon#6346
Snapchat: StuckInnLodi

>>25538180
Comrade#1469 for everything you want at the old old age of 21

>>25538180
Huh, that's a description I match surprisingly well, pretty much only one thing off. I even have the sense of directions down!
If you wanna chat and see if we click as well as I think we do, my Discord is SeptetSolo#7069. I can promise you luxurious brunches.

>>25537581
I'd like to. As long as you don't mind.

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If you think we'd click at all.

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>>25535700
Figured i might as well make my own one of these.

>Their gender
Male

>Their age
18-27

>Their height
idc

>Their body type
not into extremely skinny or extremely muscular. I would enjoy chubb for cuddling but im not too picky.

>Their race/nationality
white, Asian, or hispanic

>Their personality
dominant but kind and gentle, caring. I like strong but silent types. Kinky when the time calls for it. But i can get along with many different personality types, so what i stated is just ideal.

>Their interests
Music, anime, vidya. Other than that idc but liking travel, animals, or literature is a plus.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Early morning foreplay, like waking him up with a pleasurable surprise. Then i would make homemade breakfast, pancakes, bacon, whatever his favorite meal would be. Watching anime/movies or playing vidya while cuddling for the rest of the day, just staying in comfy clothes like pajamas. Of course I would make lunch and dinner as well. After dark, very kinky escapades would ensue before sleep.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm 19, female, live in the us. I'm lonely or I wouldn't be here. I'm chubby, but trying to cut down on food and lose weight. I'm into all sorts of weeb shit, anime, manga, figure collecting, etc. I love animals, particularly cats but I love dogs too. I'm an avid fan of metal music and horror movies as well.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
If we talk I will provide a picture of myself.

>Optional contact
Leave yours if interested.

>>25539023
kik: whatawasteoftyping

>>25539023
Got all but the perfect body type down! Oh, and that I would insist on making you breakfast on a good number of occasions of course, though I guess that might not be a bad thing if you like freshly picked and fried chantarelles.

Kik's SeptetSolo if you want to chat!

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fuck me up 4chan

>Their gender
female

>Their age
18-24
>Their height
5'5 + (ideal tho, really doesn't matter)
>Their body type
thin, fit, petite, etc
>Their race/nationality
I've only dated white girls but that doesn't mean I'm not willing to break the mold
>Their personality
kind, genuinely nice person, independent, intelligent on a lot of different subjects, a lil girly n cute, a lil modest and traditional but still left leaning
>Their interests
music, outdoors, producing, cooking, gardening, anime, fitness, design, being a social person that enjoys the occasional nice party or event.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up somewhere nice (hotel, tent, cabin, etc), go for a walk, eat some breakfast, get a drive in, lunch, hang with friends in the city, go home and shower and change and go out for a nice dinner, listen to some jazz or something as we engage in our interests (me cooking / fixing something, you doin whatever), watch some anime, and then fuck and then sleep
>Talk a bit about yourself
6'4, 180 pounds, I love doing good things and helping people and being outside and finding new music. I like to be good at a lot of different skills. I also like being a jokestery dumbass around my friends, but I also like quiet alone time where I can do my own thing. Career focused as well.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact
H M U

>>25539023
Big boobs? If so you might be my ideal as I am yours.

>>25539110
Is DD okay anon?

>>25539115
Depends on how chubby and height but yes. :)

Please email me at the below address with your preferred contact info.

[email protected]

>>25539023
Skype is itsallchillbrah
I'm getting into My Hero Academia right now.

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>>25538570
hey! your discord tag didn't check out :/

>>25539094
nice guitar senpai

>>25539023
kik: thatguy123267
25 m kind of bear like, 5 9 195. very educated, good job, play vidya

>>25539198
Huh, is it Septet Solo#7069, then?

>>25539023
Hey look, it's the rare time I fit AND respond to someone's post in one of these threads! I'll think your figure collection is actually kinda cool and you've got an open invitation to introduce me to more horror movies.

also I don't know what kinda contact info you want so here's an email:
[email protected]

>>25539023
>>25538180
Interested kik: brattyty
discord: rrrgi#3227

Tbh I just want a tall girl who likes to cuddle while watching movies

>>25538894
I guess I don't, but you got a lot of interested guys lined up already, so..

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18 - 25
>Their height
Any height works.
>Their body type
Wide hips and a cute face is all that matters to me.
>Their race/nationality
I prefer Caucasian or Asian, but really any race works.
>Their personality
I like women who have fire and energy in them, who are not afraid to confront problems or criticize people. I'm also attracted to intelligence as well, if you seem clever I'll be easily swooned.
>Their interests
Anything goes really, but I would appreciate it if we had some common interests, like films, theater, music, pen and paper roleplay, maybe some video games, dumb jokes, random trivia, or talks about philosophy, politics, life, psychology, etc.
>Describe a perfect day with them
It's a Saturday, we don't have any work or responsibilities today, so we go out to enjoy the day. We might visit the park, or go out to the beach, eventually visit a cafe to order some tea and coffee for ourselves. But we're also as likely to stay at home, make tea and get snacks and play some video games together while we sunbath from the open window and enjoy the clean air in our pajamas. And then eventually, things get dirty, sweaty, and we do it over and over again through out the day.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 23 year old guy living and studying in Scotland, doing acting in uni. I'm 5'7, fit, I have some kind of Russian-American accent and a confusing Eastern European background. I take acting very seriously as well. I don't know, I rather talk to someone if they're interested in me and see if they'll like me that way.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Yeah sure.
>Optional contact
g1ebguy on Skype
glebguy on Kik
Gleb#7243 on Discord

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-21
>Their height
<190/6'2
>Their body type
Refined, like visibly fit/athlete but no abs/muscly
>Their race/nationality
w/e
>Their personality
A non "I like trips to various places"
>Their interests
Drawing/games/anime (wow extraordinary)
>Describe a perfect day with them
The nicely together spent doin things
>Talk a bit about yourself
I like logical way of thinking
>Optional contact
Darkuszow#2018

>>25539023
>>25539115
I kind of match this, distance would probably be a problem though.
Throwaway is [email protected]

>>25539301
D-don't let that discourage you anon, i still don't mind talking ;w;

>>25537321
>>25539398
I guess I'll post a contact throwaway for now. I'm not expecting much out of this.
[email protected]

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>>25535700
Best gf.

>>25538180
lol you literally described me xd

>>25538180
forgot discord ninjapete#2582

>>25539023
would you mind if i made breakfast? ninjapete#2582

>>25539094
i'm silk#2641 on discord!

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18+
>Their height
Doesn't matter
>Their body type
/fit/, muscular
>Their race/nationality
Any.
>Their personality
As long as they're not crazy.
>Their interests
If she's fit she's really already passed here as that's my biggest requirement, so any. I like horror and action movies so if she'd like that, that would be nice.
>Describe a perfect day with them
In general, anything as long as were doing it together. We could go to to the movies, to my favorite restaurant, hang with my fit/nerd friends then spend the rest of the day together.
>Talk a bit about yourself
22/M/GA-U.S./770. Black/Native American. In college but otherwise at home NEET. Fit. Wear glasses.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
As long as she's fit. I'll send my pics if I get any responses.
>Optional contact
Don't have discord or Kik, just emails. Here's my junk one. Can also send non junk email.
[email protected]

>>25539023
Got a preferred method of contact? Because I am definitely interested.

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>>25538353
Good choice desu

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>>25537468
Info
>>25538325
Discord

>>25539504
It doesn't matter to me, whichever you prefer. Skype, discord, kik, etc.

>>25539546
Wakabaka#8572 discord

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>Their gender
m or f

>Their age
19-24

>Their height
male >6'
female idc

>Their body type
medium/average

>Their race/nationality
white, either american/english, native english speaker

>Their interests
vidya, anime, computers, art, animals

>Talk a bit about yourself
20 year old white 5'5 average female with a vagina that plays video games (league of legends) all day, going back to school in the fall. i dunno i'm bad at talking about myself but i think i'm kind of boring

>Optional contact
only have discord, leave yours please. also if me not responding right away is going to be an issue then don't add me

>>25539512
I wish I could become Guts.

>>25540023
I'm impressed that your vagina is able to play video games. You must do a lot of exercises to give it that level of dexterity.

>>25535700

>Their gender
Doesn't matter
>Their age
Male: 23-28
Female: 18-28
>Their height
Male: 180cm +
Female: 170 cm+
>Their body type
male: normally to very slightly muscular
Female: very slightly chubby to normal
>Their race/nationality
Has to live in Germany
Male: white
Female: white or maybe asian
>Their personality
Nice, caring, loyal, clingy, dedicated, has a goal
>Their interests
TV shows, videogames, movies
>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddling, watching a movie, cooking together, cuddle more
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 23 yo mtf from Germany. I'm basically like the person Im looking for
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Picture of me on kik
>Optional contact
Kik:pianalu

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>>25540052
thank you anon

>>25535811
I didn't post this fyi.

>>25540023
~90% match, 22/m

redblueotter#5071

>>25540176
are you retarded? he's saying that's his ideal

>>25540198
That's my picture so I didn't want people thinking it was me. Chill out angry lil man.

>>25539480
added!

>>25539023
Just out of curiosity, what state are you in?

>>25538180
Hey, I remember you from the last thread. No luck finding a good partner?

>>25539023
If you're in California, hit me up. Kik is SixByFive.

>>Their gender
Female or male
>>Their age
22-28
>>Their height
small ish, under 6ft
>>Their body type
Little extra, not to much
>>Their race/nationality
Tanned/brown/darker
>>Their personality
Open-minded, adventurous, crazy, extrovert
>>Their interests
Anything interesting
>>Describe a perfect day with them
A day of drinking/smoking, Hanging out with friends. Preferably in the sun
>>Talk a bit about yourself
Myself? I'm an IT consultant with obviously too much time on his hands, European idiot
>>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Nope, I won't tie down my beauty criteria
>>Optional contact
Preferably don't , but I have Kik: mantheharpoons

>>25539023
You sound very fun and I'm pretty much right in line with what you want! If you're still here I have Kik or a throwaway email if you'd like.

>>25541569
I can contact you on either but kik is easier.

>>25535700
>>Their gender
Female
>>Their age
18-20
>>Their height
4'11 to 5'3
>>Their body type
Tight waist, big ass, like stupid big. C cup tits or larger but ass more important.
>>Their race/nationality
White as the driven snow. Ukrainian would be dope.
>>Their personality
Submissive, quiet, shy, even a bit awkward. Perhaps nerdy or just a bit of an outcast.
>>Their interests
Vidya, church, books, being my slut, being a good trad wife and mom
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Morning bj and intense dom sub fuck sess. She makes breakfast for me and the kids. I go to work and slay it, bring home fat loot. Shes waiting at the door to welcome me home. dinner ready, kids clean and well behaved. Eat dinner, fucking epic. God im glad my wife can cook. Tell kids a fantasy tale for bedtime about how theyre super heros and have a good moral to it. Fuck wife again. Cum on face. Shower. Cuddle. Rinse repeat. Fucking utopia right there niggers.
>>Talk a bit about yourself
/pol/tard. 6'3'' and handsome. Told I look like ryan reynolds. Basically was a player for college. Fucked 30+ girls. Had 2 long term relationships. One almost married but I wasnt ready so she left. IQ 136. Great speaker. Honestly I fucking love myself. Definitely a bit narcissistic but in the healthy way. I'm nice and giving to people I just think I'm the fucking shit because I am. Very socially dominant but I pride myself on doing it in such a way that people enjoy it and want to submit to me without realizing they do. Financial goal is 20 million net worth. On my way to that at 25. I do real estate investment and am a /biz/ crypto fag.

>>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

no.

>>Optional contact

contact me here and I might make a throwaway email

>Their gender
Male

>Their age
24-45

>Their height
5'8-6'+

>Their body type
Average, fit, slim

>Their race/nationality
Doesn't matter, I'm white and would like mixed babies but it doesn't matter lol.

>Their personality
Funny, intelligent but not cocky about it, can be cute and playful together, interested in weird things like aliens, paranormal, conspiracy theories, general mysteries. Okay with someone who is emotionally sensitive (but constantly working on improving myself). Likes to travel and go out to bars and clubs occasionally, preferably an extrovert. Dominating in bed, this is a huge important thing for me. I'm insatiable. I want a man who can take control but also cuddle afterwards.

>Their interests
Oops, already described those above but I'm open to all types of things.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Waking up after having rough, intense sex and cuddling in bed together. We get ready together and go out for breakfast. Maybe in the afternoon we go for a bike ride, check out the zoo or a beach. Later in the evening we have dinner with friends and go out to a party, bar or concert.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I've been described as having a vibrant character, I'm super sweet while also being outspoken and direct. ENFP. I love being out and doing things, I hardly like staying home. I enjoy bike riding, swimming and hiking. I'm currently going back to school for social work and I'm working part time at a large company in a big city. I'm crafty, artistic and like to make things in my spare time. I'm also chubby/thicc, 5'4, white, like to dress cute or sexy, depending on the event. I mostly wear skirts and dresses, if that's anything important to anyone. I'll share a photo if your interested in me. Also Midwest is a plus!


>Optional contact
Kik: mishew

>>25540023
Fit most, discord: rrrgi #3227

>>25541659
It's fuzzydog7

>>25542080
You sound perfect
bros our perfect waifu is here

>>25542080
Where are you from?

>>25542144
Aww shucks.

>>25542149
Michigan

>>25542162
Apart from my age (21) I'm in the uk. RIP
"in a big city" I knew it was American haha

>Gender
Male, I'm a female.

>Age
16-21, I'm in my late teens

>Height
I don't care, short and tall both are adorable.

>Body type
Any, as long as you aren't morbidly obese you're fine.

>Race
preferably white but that's more for my family than myself

>Personality
A huge dork who spills sphagetti as much as I do. Pls be a dog person

>Interests
Any Nintendo games/drawing/dogs

>A perfect day
Play with dogs then play Pokémon, maybe eat some sweets since I have the biggest sweet tooth in the world

>About me
I'm a huge autist. I spend most of my time on /vp/, /s4s/, and /r9k/. I love dogs, vidya, desserts, and I'm pretty close to my family.

kik is iClefable

>>25542167
just talk to her anyway what's the harm
she seems like she's got her life together, but yet she's here.. you think she'd give a fuck about travel expenses?
(do you, femanon?)

>Gender
Female

>Location
Uk

>Age
18-23

>Height
5"2 - 5"8

>Body type
Curvy

>Race
Dont care

>Personality
Intelligent, funny, easy going, caring and adventurous. Also not vanilla in the bed

>Interests
Video Games, mountain biking, swimming, hiking, traveling, kayaking, watching tv/films, dancing, pub

>A perfect day
Morning sex, nice hike, coffee shop, GoT

>About me
I'm a huge autist. king of dad jokes, at uni studying for being a pilot, adventurous, photographer, gamer and like keeping fit

>>25542183
Well im not going to be able to afford traveling at uni haha, shame tho

>>25541659
my kik is brattyty

interested

>>25542183
If things we're compatible it could be a consideration in the future, for sure.

>>25542196
just travel when semester's over. or when spring break is around lol

>>25542203
See
There you go anons
don't fuck this up

>>25542214
If you fund the £1000 return tickets to america, I'll do it for you haha

>>25542214
tbf hoping to do a internship in America next year...

>>25542224
anon..
You're telling me..
>dat wide age range
>dat wide height range
>just be roughly average body size
>cuddly and affectionate
>massive sex drive
>chubby/thicc, but seems to enjoy being/getting fit andworking on herself
>life reads like its together
>is here looking for an anon-type person
and your hang up is "oh the tickets will cost a lot"
nigga do you hear yourself?

>>25542228
>>25542224
So you gonna hit me up or what?

>>25542244
>preferably an extravert
>preferably
ie she doesn't care that much... just be at least a little chatty some of the time and engage her mind a bit. even introverts can do that at least some of the time
c'mon man she's like a free lunch

>>25542256
And yet I have a hard time finding a guy who can keep up with my sex drive/interested in sex...

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Fug it. Might aswell play.

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
Don't care.
>Their body type
As long as it's not above overweight
>Their race/nationality
White/asian don't care where you live but bonus points for 'Murricans
>Their personality
More of a domme, but doesn't really matter. Caring, good listener is very important, laid back. Can't say much more really. Come as you are.
>Their interests
Vidya, guns, motorcycles, cooking cause I'm a damn good cook. Anything and everything.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up in a spring week end, not too early not too late, cuddle in bed, talk, laugh, get up, dressed, ride bikes to the local shooting range with guns, shoot guns for the better part of the morning, eat out at some place, go home, drop guns off, go back out and ride motorcycles in mountain roads and maybe some offroad stuff. Stop somewhere to fuck, then go back home for the day where I make some dank ass spicy steaks then go to bed and cuddle until we fall asleep.
>Talk a bit about yourself
Machinist student, I play vidya, listen to metal and I can listen to any kind of music. I like guns even though I live in Yurop, I ride a 1995 Klr650 and I love it. I'm a manlet fyi and I'm French.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Photo of me, a friend took last week end.
>Optional contact
Kik: Nomad_out
Discord: Dapandadude#4467
Sc: johan_lka98

>>25542262
Well thats my point haha, I cant satisfy your sex drive from 3,600 miles away

>>25542262
male refractory period
i dont' see why they wouldn't be interested.
i'd talk to you but i'm a wizard and a neet (won't be soon i hope) and pretty shut in type - all round loser and pathetic person, so that's not gonna fly

but anons i implore you, the less spergy of you anyway.. your (nearly) perfect waifu has arrived

>>25542262
>>25542284
Right lets do this for the wizard(even though i am a Harry...not potter tho)

Do you want my snapchat?

>>25542269
Fair enough. Still like to talk but I gotcha.

>>25542284
Thanks for the positive vibes. Yet to hear from anyone.

>>25542293
Sure, snapchat works.

>>25542301
By all means I dont mind talking

>>25542305
If my intelligence is true,I should of just added you...

>>25542309
Kik and Snapchat are the same user name

>>25538353
could you make a kik?

>>25537412
kik?

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
18 and up
>Their height
5'7 and under
>Their body type
Thin to thicc
>Their race/nationality
dont really care or have preference
>Their personality
nerdy, sweet, nice, loving. submissive
>Their interests
gaming, reading.comic, current events, cooking, watching anime
>Describe a perfect day with them
Us just going on adventures, going to cons or to the movies and maybe even cook up something for the both of us. Just be comfy
>Talk a bit about yourself
Nerdy dude who likes likes to play overwatch, lieks to go for drives, hang out with friends and just be a general nerd. Im pretty mellow dude and easy to get along with
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact
Skype:evldcky1
kik:mcboots
discord: Boots#8251

im 29/m just looking for a qt

>>25535700
>>Their gender

female

>>Their age

20-25

>>Their height

160-170 cm (im no amifag)

>>Their body type

slim fit

>>Their race/nationality

european/asian mix
>>Their personality

should suck my dick every now and then

>>Their interests

gaming, tv-shows ecc nerdstuff

>>Describe a perfect day with them

staying home, eating pizza, watching movies (betacuck)

>>Talk a bit about yourself

read above

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
18 or near
>Their height
under 5'6
>Their body type
petite but not too thin, i like curves
>Their race/nationality
white - not picky
>Their personality
funny and lazy, i just want someone i get along with
>Their interests
music, tumblr, books, cuddles and movie nights
>Describe a perfect day with them
literally a night in with movies and food
>Talk a bit about yourself
im 18 m Ireland, just out of a relationship and now i have nobody to talk to, its pretty glum lmao
>picture is me

>Optional contact
kik/snap - fallingforests

>>25539023
I'll bite. My kik is whyamievendoingthis

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since I'm not sure how much I'll be checking back here I think I added everyone who replied to me but if I missed you, add me

>>25539094
Peachmint#6387

>>25540271
yeah I just like to chat with people and some of them click, some of them don't, some of them never accept my request :c

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-25
>Their Height
Doesnt matter, just be sub 6 ft.
>Their body type
Just don't be too fat
>Their race/nationality
Doesn't matter too much, white gives you a very slight bonus
>Their personality
I value honesty and loyalty a lot, smart and kinda shy are also a bonus
>Their interests
I'll be supportive no matter what their interests are
>Describe a perfect day with them
Breakfast, then go for a walk and have lunch at some restaurant, and cuddle up and watch a movie/anime or play vidya games.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 19 y.o. college student, 6ft tall, dark brown hair and I wear glasses. I'm also slightly introverted, but will begin to open up with time.
>Optional contact
Kik timetocheekibreeki
Discord Top Kek#5673

>>25542578
You have such a nice bio, I can't believe people don't even accept your request

>>25542348
Sorry I stopped monitoring this thread.
I made one at your request: whatawasteoftyping

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>Their gender
Female

>Their age
18-27

>Their Height
Preferably shorter than 6ft, but i can live with it if taller.

>Their body type
I like various different bodytypes so i don't really have a preference.

>Their race/nationality
Doesn't really matter, to be honest.

>Their personality
Honest, kind to a fault, shy, clingy, likes to find the humour in things, pretty lewd.

>Their interests
I'm cool with most, but if they play video games, and play an instrument, we'll have something in common.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up, cuddle for some time, sex, have some breakfast, both get showered and just spend the day playing vidya, watching movies with cuddling and playing (bad) music together. At some point we'd cook dinner, have sex again, and then go to sleep, cuddling again.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 24 year old white guy from England. I'm incredibly indoorsy and play lots of vidya and guitar to an average level. I don't drink or smoke and i don't know where i'm going in life right now. I'm also on the large side, so that's a potential dealbreaker.

>Optional contact
I guess shoot me an email on my throwaway: [email protected]

>>25539023
We'll get along really well. My kik is zackquinn1998 and my discord is theragingautist#1630

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-24, but I'm not picky
>Their height
Not picky with this either, but I like both extremes (very short and very tall)
>Their body type
As long as they're not overweight to the point they look unhealthy I don't care
>Their race/nationality
I don't care as long as they're cute
>Their personality
Preferably someone who can listen and is understanding. I have depression and I've never been into a relationship before so no doubt I'm going to say some shit I shouldn't.
>Their interests
Someone with similar interests, aka someone who likes anime, vidya, and going on 4chan.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddling all day and playing vidya would be nice, but as as long as I'm around someone I like I don't care what we do.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm an 18M. (I turn 19 later this week) I live in Denver, Colorado, and I'd prefer that special person to be near me or at least visit the area somewhat often. I have social anxiety, so I spend most if not all of my time inside.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Pic related is me
>Optional contact
Kik: zackquinn1998
Discord: theragingautist#1630

If by some miracle somebody responds to this, please let me know you're from the ideal partner thread when you message me.

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-28
>Their height
5' - 6'
>Their body type
Fat
>Their race/nationality
White/Hispanic/Asian
>Their personality
Boring,Supportive
>Their interests
Sharing Music, Self-Improvement, Weight-loss.
>Describe a perfect day with them
We go on a brisk hike in the morning together. Afterwards I cook us breakfast, kiss each other good bye as we head off to work. At night cuddle together in bed listening to sad music.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a self-hating loner who is finally starting to put himself out there and improve himself. I don't think a partner will solve any of problems, but it would be nice to have someone to talk to about my day.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Pic somewhat related.
>Optional contact
24 / Male / Southern California, USA
email: [email protected]
Discord: Puggless#6327

>>25535748
have contact anon?

>>25542301
I would contact you but I'm in Cali and I don't match everything in your ideals..

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1. Female.
2. 14-18.
3. 150-160cm.
4. Skinny.
5. From white to coffee with milk.
6. Funny, caring, playful.
7. Cooking, memes, fitness, movies, art.
8. To wake up.
To have sex in the shower.
Go to the store for alcohol and food.
Take a walk.
Watch a movie at home.
To have sex.
Go to bed.
9. M/19/Russian (white).
Photoshop, Fl Studio, Dota 2, rock of 20th century, movie and TV shows.
10. But a bit younger than on a picture.
11. Instagram: kumagai.kei

>>25544158
I'm that exactly but a little taller

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>Their gender
Female

>Their age
18-28

>Their height
Below 5'9 preferably

>Their body type
Not too extreme on any end, thin/chub/fit/sma

>Their race/nationality
Don't have a preference really

>Their personality
Kind, caring, honest, helpful, constructive, quirky

>Their interests
Anything as long as you are into something
Must not despise video games, I play a lot c:

>Describe a perfect day with them
Sleep in if needed. Make or get lunch together, general hang out. Cuddle while watching tv before and after dinner. Playing games sprinkled throughout. Fall asleep in an embrace. Idk I'm not picky.

>Talk a bit about yourself
23/5'9"/200lb ( :( ) I'm a quiet dork. I really like science and figuring out how things work. Currently have two years left at university to get my Mechanical Engineering degree. I never thought I'd be saying that I've been struggling with weight recently. I've been working out some issues and medication for about two years, and I'm doing the best I can with everything.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact
Discord: Evan#2815

>>25544171
I didn't believe that you exist.
Height doesn't matter.

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>>Their gender
Male
>>Their age
30+
>>Their height
~177+
>>Their body type
Normal, a bit athletic probably
>>Their race/nationality
White
>>Their personality
A man who has seen life, but isn't afraid to see it from a different angle. Calm, close person. (/pol/ citizen with hate to everyone and everything sometimes though).
>>Their interests
PostWWII, XIX literature, sci-fi, neonoir, history, (old) games, music from classical to jazz and 90' good old America rock, ambient, electropunk, 8bit, military, (/x/, science (I'm studying biology)).
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Whole day in the car with the music and talk about mysterious kidnappings, shooting in the field, then evening stay in the middle of the woods with fire.
>>Talk a bit about yourself
Probably my interests can describe myself. I'm shit in communicating with people and here it's wonderful that I don't talk with some person separately, rarely leave the home (where I sometimes do a small performances with clothes and music like I go to another timeline and live my life there omg shit.) Don't know why I'm doing it now. Already wanna stop and delete.
>>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>>Optional contact
kaitsevaim903@gmail

>>25544220
Don't have to be too self conscious here, relax.

>Their gender: female

>Their age: 18+

>Their height: doesn't matter

>Their body type: doesn't matter

>Their race/nationality: doesn't matter

>Their personality: Caring, funny, cute

>Their interests: anime, videogames, memes, cats

>Describe a perfect day with them: don't know man. Maybe just hanging out in otaku conversion, watching anime and cuddling?

>Talk a bit about yourself: 18/m lonely, seeking for a friend atleast. Well I am addicted to anime, video games and food.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact: kik: nit01283

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
within a few years of mine
>Their height
at least six inches below mine (5'10) but no more than a foot
>Their body type
average to slim waist with petite features
>Their race/nationality
white from western Europe or upper North America (America, Canada)
>Their personality
not afraid of expressing themselves in public yet still quite recessive in some situations
>Their interests
camping, backpacking, general being in the woods, listening to music while watching sunsets
>Describe a perfect day with them
strolling through the park and having a picnic, or being on a camping trip and going to the lake and then later eating s'mores over a fire
>Talk a bit about yourself
I enjoy simple living and being out away from civilization and would love to live in a small town that has a lot of pine trees
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria! (pic related is me)

>Optional contact
[email protected]

>>25539023
Wow you just described me: kik: nit01283

>>25542578
Yeah, you seem cool, but since I was keeping with the spirit of the thread I didn't send you a message since I'm overweight (and thanks for the encouragement last time). Good luck, I really do hope you find someone you like.

Any bitches interested to bang kik me: kik: nit01283

>>25544273
Hey there, I do not mind weight. Eh

>>25544277
Lmao dude you are way too thirsty, I'm the dude, the person I was replying to was a girl

>when you're a short guy and no one wants you
fucking height requirements... I'm a fucking 10/10 in everything but some shit I cant control.
You can lose weight, put on muscle, add makeup or better clothes, but you cant make yourself taller.

>>25544390
Their loss
onto the next woman.

>>25544270
Anyone ever tell you you kinda look like Alex Honnold?

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Their gender
Female with functioning ovaries
>Their age
legal-25, has some vague long term goals
>Their height
5'4'' to 5'10''
>Their body type
A little bit of chub with some decent muscle tone... like a girl who used to do a lot of gymnastics, swimming, etc.
>Their race/nationality
White preferably as pale as possible with bright eyes and light hair, preferably Canadian but if you're my one true m'lady *tips* then who knows
>Their personality
Energetic, a bit shy, submissive but not a push-over, engaging and nurturing, somewhat needy/dependent, spiritual without being dogmatic, conscientious, open
>Their interests
Outdoors related, crafts, fitness, art, literature, homesteading or perhaps just gardening, technology, history, music (if I had to name some archetypal bands for myself they would be Agalloch, King Crimson, maudlin of the Well, Burzum, Rush), cooking, and a dash of coop vidya games
>Describe a perfect day with them
Picnic in some secluded forest/meadow with food we made together followed by steamy woodland love-making
>Talk a bit about yourself
23/M/Quebec, slim and muscular build, 6'0'', brown hair, hazel-ish eyes (thanks mom), French/Norman and Irish/Anglo descent (I can trace my paternal ancestors back about 500 years). So basically I'm just your average euro-mutt
Soft-spoken, calm, and pretty introverted guy but I'm not afraid to speak out when I need to and most of all I'm very argumentative and disagreeable. But I'm also kind and protective so I guess it balances out a bit!
Looking for someone who is open to grow, has a very mature outlook on life, and wants to start a family sooner rather than later (before 30).

>Optional contact
Discord: Big McLargehuge#1506
Throwaway email: [email protected]

>>25544390
Being a manlet is like having a deformed face. Its just very unappealing to women. Life is unfair

>>25535700
>Their gender
Female

>Their age
22 – 30

>Their height
5’7 – 6’8

>Their body type
Anything other than obese. Tall girls preferred.

>Their race/nationality
White, hopefully with blonde or ginger hair.

>Their personality
Kind, loyal, reliable, smart, easy-going and honest. Indoors type that hasn’t welded a smartphone to their hand.

>Their interests
Anything is fine, but if you’re a tabletop/video gamer or anime fan we’ll match up better. Willing to learn about what you love as well.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Spending a day at Comic-Con or a gaming tournament.

>Talk a bit about yourself
25-year-old struggling writer, chubby introverted ginger in the UK. Fan of dadrock and OSTs. Bit sarcastic, fond of dry humour, too honest for my own good and a bit slow on the uptake sometimes

>Contact:
Lordginger#6103 on Discord

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>Their gender
Female

>Their age
25-35.

>Their height
Makes no difference to me, but if I had to be picky 5'3"+

>Their body type
No preference. I naturally gravitate towards thicker chicks, however (I'm 6'4" and a broad fucker)

>Their race/nationality
No preference; All nationalities are wonderful.

>Their personality
Someone with goals in mind, regardless of if they are struggling to reach them or not. Career driven is a plus, but not necessary (I am dedicated to mine). Stubborn like myself, and maybe a little hot headed. I'm a balanced guy, and like to bring things down to earth when seeing how cute they could get becoming so passionate about a silly debate..maybe a dreamer. I've dated both introverts and extroverts and have no preference. A woman who isn't afraid to ask for help and speak her mind.

>Their interests
Video games of course, of any kind (chicks who kick my ass at competitive play is a huge turn on), hiking and camping, cooking, philosophy, and learning new things in general.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Anything from waking up and going straight to lazy mode gaming on the couch or our PC's, to jumping in my truck and just driving in one direction to see where we end up. A late night discussion over drinks out at a bar, or just at home with music in the background learning about one another in terms of beliefs, desires, goals and important subjects or topics. I'm not religious or political, but have no problem discussing her values.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a Firefighter/Paramedic in a fairly busy area and city, and my job is my passion. During the summers, I deploy back West with US Forestry for wildfire season. As a result, this occupation has cost me relationships in the past.. however, I love what I do. I'm a laid-back dude born in '88.

>Optional contact
Feel free to leave a discord or kik. I'm on a 48 hour shift and when I get a moment to check my phone, I'll peek back :)

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>Their gender
Male
>Their age
20-30
>Their height
Anything above 5'5
>Their body type
I prefer husky and hairy (kinda like a dad bod I guess) but not too picky
>Their race/nationality
Any
>Their personality
Nice, funny. As long as you are not a bully and you can make me laugh we will get along
>Their interests
Memes, netflix, video games, 420
>Describe a perfect day with them
Just chill, watch some tv, cuddle
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 20 year old female (pretty close to 21)
I'm pretty chill
Dont really do much
Hang with friends and watch netflix
Look at memes in most of my spare time
Play video games sometimes, not as much as I used to
Going back to school in September for hair, makeup and nails
Thats about it lol
>Optional picture
>Optional contact
Kik: ayylmaodood

>>25544788
Female, I'm going to EMT school soon I wanna talk to you haha kik is iliketoads00 (no one else msg me I'll just block you)

>>25544788
>>25546200
>haha
>but if its anyone else i'll block you

that veiled control freaky gf red flag, son
but I wish you only good fortune if you embark on the journey
>in fact, shit on me as your ice breaker if you need/want anon

>Their gender
Female

>Their age
16-21

>Their height
Max 175cm

>Their body type
petite, not too large chest

>Their race/nationality
European

>Their personality
Honest, caring, loyal, talk active, intelligent, open minded and into dark humour

>Their interests
Reading books, cooking, music, enjoying nature

>Describe a perfect day with them
Hike in the mountains and then go back home to eat and enjoy ourselves cuddling.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a CS student who is into reading fantasy books and into older historic literature and philosophy. Sometimes
I play video games. I enjoy to work out, cook for myself and explore nature.

>>25546222
I'm just not interested in getting unsolicited dick pics

>>25546309
Well I'll agree with that
I've talked to a few femanons for a bit and they all say that same thing
I've never cold sent a dick pic though. Maybe i'm the weird one lol

>>25546326
>h-heh y-yeah I'd never do that lol

>>25546340
I send dick picks
just never cold lol

Last time I talked to a girl from here I ended up dating her, spending almost a thousand dollars on her, losing my virginity to her, and almost getting arrested for "stealing" a car that was mine but not legally mine, all for her to cheat on me with a homeless guy while I was in Basic Combat Training...

>>25546941
At least you got laid

>male or female
>18-30
>taller, generally.
>any.
>any.
>hm. likes video games or books or bdsm. in love with love and nature and the human body. sense of humor, but can be serious.
>wake up in bed, snuggle, kiss... fuck or wake up and get ready for the day. hike or window shop, errands/work/house chores... relax with lunch/dinner and watch tv, play video games. lay down and watch movies and fuck or talk... sleep.
>I like video games, drinking, being bossed, hiking, weed, movies... I like funny things and existential things. I'm a 21 girl.

>>25547020
What's the best way to contact you?

>>25547020
>>25547049
Kik PerpetualFixation

>>25547020
Are you in the US?

>>25536993
>almost 30
>TEENZ ONLY

wew

>>25547068
no response

I'm a girl dating a boy looking to also date a girl. If anyone's interested, I'll fill out the survey, but I sincerely doubt it.

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>>25535700

> last one died

Your last partner died?!?! What happened?

>>25547378
ahue

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-23
>Their height
Not above 6'0
>Their body type
Not fat
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality
Not easily angered, Wants to talk and spend lots of time together but doesn't get angry when I'm busy. Generally just a calm, nice person who laughs at my stupid jokes
>Their interests
Hiking, camping, travel, NOT weed, going to the movies to watch both good and bad movies
>Describe a perfect day with them
I really like both the outdoors and just staying at home, so a perfect day when staying home probably be cuddling and marathoning like fast and furious or some shit, with a nap break somewhere in there. Maybe some Taco Bell

But I would really enjoy going on a camping trip next to a lake and just doing typical camping/lake stuff. Bullshitting around, swimming, a fire at night or some bullshit.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm 19(as of today), male. I'm in the Army. 6'1'', white, short brown hair and brown eyes, glasses. Skinny AF. A very go with the flow type person. Planning out too many details is boring to me, and I would prefer to just have a general idea of what's gonna happen and get to doing it instead. I like all the hobbies I mentioned earlier as well as Cars, especially Hondas.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Willing to share one if I get any responses. Also one on my kik
>Optional contact
kik pvthisaac

My ideal girl has an amazing voice. I know it's weird, but it's important to me. I don't think I have a type, I've liked lots of different kinds of women over the years and I definitely haven't figure out the optimal personality and interest load out she'd have.


I'm just your average mid 20s nerdy white guy with a good job. I like books, traveling and expanding my knowledge every day. Honestly, I have my hand in so many nerdy cookie jars it would be hard for me to list it all.

Kik: takealookinabook

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>Their gender
male
>Their age
18+
>Their height
5'10+ (I'm 5'10..)
>Their body type
idc
>Their race/nationality
white
>Their personality
cold towards most people but still gets lost in dreams and nostalgia, dominant, preferably right wing but not extreme
>Their interests
anything, as long as they have some
>Describe a perfect day with them
spend all day together, talking, doing stuff, day dreaming, intelligent talk but also goofing around.
>Talk a bit about yourself
18/f/us, from a southeastern euro country but wont say which on here cause might be too revealing, like girly things, subby, cold to others but get attached to one person, possibly mentally fucked
>Optional contact
[email protected]

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Not really looking for ideal, but as a favorable set of play partner preferences here goes nothing

>Their gender
cis fem
>Their age
17-35
>Their height
5'6"-6'0" (not required)
>Their body type
thicc/chubby
>Their race/nationality
Don't care just live in Texas (Houston)
>Their personality
nihilistic, stoner/chill, slutty/kinky
>Their interests
Reading (anything postmodern/nihilistic especially), music, movies, tv (anime), gaming of all kinds, art, food, kink/bdsm, 420
>Describe a perfect day with them
We've stayed up fucking all night and getting stoned, maybe we got too high and passed out or maybe we're coming down off of some molly. If so we drink some more orange juice or wake up and brew coffee, also wake and bake. Fuck again when we get up/brew coffee, I make breakfast, pancakes/crepes?, watch an anime during after which we go fuck in the shower. Blaze before we leave.
Then we go downtown to the bookstore, I finger fuck you in the car on the way there, then to an art gallery or the Menil, grab lunch after fucking in my car or behind a building, you had to where your gag ball we brought to keep you from screaming in public after you squirted everywhere and we blaze a joint. After lunch we screw in a movie theater during a shitty movie we laugh at afterwards.
We pick up or go hang out at my play partner/whore's house. We get high and have a kinky 3-way, the video camera is involved and i record every moment of you both squirting shit tons as I fuck you both for hours swapping around who's intermittently eaten out or fingered by me and when either of you are eating/fingering one another at different times. Maybe your a femdom and we dp her together as we take turns beating/playfully spanking/biting each other in a switching dom dynamic while getting high.
>Talk a bit about yourself
26/M, I'm pale, TX (Houston), all of the interests above and more
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact
kik: blackpoolgraves

>>25547581
>image
good choice anon
but, not all thicc women have such perfect fat distribution. Beware what you ask for!

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-like 25
>Their height
It really doesn't matter at all
>Their body type
Preferably more thin? I just think it's cute
>Their race/nationality
White or Asian, mostly because I think pale skin is attractive
>Their personality
Introverted but kind of mean sometimes. Gets mad at video games and thinks stupid banter is fun. Preferably has a bit of a jerkass tone to their typing
>Their interests
Video games, anime, spooky shit, insulting people on the internet, night walks, I dunno just be cool
>Describe a perfect day with them
just hanging out doing whatever the fuck. You can't really plan a perfect day if you don't know the person. Just hang out and voice call and play a game that isn't goddamn overwatch asdfghj
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a dumb crazy loser. Thin, like 6'1 or 6'2, I work and then go home play a lot of video games and am mean to people online. I am real goddamn pathetic overall but I have fun sometimes I think. I like spooky things too and go for walks at like 1 am often.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Don't have a picture on this bad laptop I'm using right now but I have this old shitty ideal mate pic
>Optional contact
discord is despairwave #8734

>>25547624
>I'm a dumb crazy loser. Thin, like 6'1 or 6'2, I work and then go home play a lot of video games and am mean to people online. I am real goddamn pathetic overall but I have fun sometimes I think. I like spooky things too and go for walks at like 1 am often
you may want to rethink your strategy, anon

>>25547638
At least I'm being honest. If I was to praise myself generically I would just sound like literally every other entry in here.

>>25547666
>at least i'm being honest
that sounds familiar somehow

My point was maybe you should try being less pathetic and then being honest about that?

>>25547680
I am a social outcast who plays dark souls all day and legitimately doesn't enjoy 90% of things he tries.

I like board games I guess but I don't know any people so that hardly counts as an interest. If I wasn't pathetic I wouldn't be here looking for someone just as bad.

>>25547692
We're all social outcasts here
but it still isn't a race to the bottom
you're far too hard on yourself lol
I don't think a relationship is going to solve whatever you think it might solve

>>25547624
You actually sound interesting but you probably live on the other side of the world

>>25539023
I want this

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>Their gender
Male or female
>Their age
19-29
>Their height
male:5'10 and lower
female: idc
>Their body type
male:skinny to fit
female: idc
>Their race/nationality
male:white/azn/latino
female:Indian/latino
>Their personality
blunt, clingy, morbid humor, obsessive, chill, romantic, lustful, needy, corny af, intelligent, submissive, understanding and chatting(I mean loves to talk for hours at a time)
>Their interests
Comics(american), vidya(resident evil), Guns, old school tv shows(cheers, Xena), cartoons(Archer, Bojack Horseman), Milk Steak, Cooking, watching random youtube vids, drinking, smoking(anything really fags, weed or vape), hunting, fishing, cars, woodworking, drawing, horror movies and music(anything but radiohead and nickelback )

>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up, I am making his/her fav breakfast and the we make love. After that we head to the gun range and shoot out some bullets then head on over to a park and feed some ducks. Come back as he/she makes butter rum because it's cold out and we cuddle and draw together while sipping on our hot drinks. Make love again and fall asleep in each other's arms while listening to some R&B.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I am an old, fat,muscular, dark bitch who is bitter as hell; when I am older I will be in a house I built with my two hands and cleaning my shotgun on my front stoop. I spend most of my time reading, playing papers please, stardew valley, watching youtube shit and drawing.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Pretty much I want Charlie Kelly from it's always sunny in Philly.
>contact
Don't bother, you do not exist.

>>25539023
Sounds like me to a T, but im 28.

>>25547952
>clingy
yes
>obsessive
yes
>chill
yes
>romantic
yes
>lustful
yes
>needy
yes
>corny af
yes
>intelligent
yes
>submissive
yes
>understanding
yes
>loves to talk for hours at a time
yes

>vidya(resident evil)
yes
>Guns
yes
>old school tv shows(cheers, Xena)
yes
>Cooking
yes
>watching random youtube vids
yes
>drinking, smoking(anything really fags, weed or vape)
yes
>hunting
yes
>fishing
yes
>cars
yes
>woodworking
yes
>drawing
yes
>horror movies
yes
>music(anything but radiohead and nickelback)
yes
>Charlie Kelly from it's always sunny in Philly.
literally me

don't give up anonette

>>25547307

My oldest brother is 31 and just married a 19yo girl this summer, they've known each other for 4 years though :^)

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>Their gender
Female

>Their age
18-26

>Their height
Not basketball player tall

>Their body type
Not obese or annorexic, just chubby is ok,
don´t care for the rest

>Their race/nationality
don´t care about the race, easier if its in EU.

>Their personality
Kind, A little bit freaky and emotional

>Their interests
Japanese culture, travelling, history, politics, nature, videogames, conterporain literature, cartoon shows.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Have a nice breakfast in a cafe, go have a walk in the park while talking about our interests, make lunch together, play videogames and watch anime after that, lastly watch a movie and dinner outside.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I consider myself as a person who likes to have knowledge about things, another thing I like to do its live life to the fullest, to make not only make me happy but everyone I can. Im always trying to improve the world. I know that im not perfect, but I honestly don´t care. My emotions rule a big part of me, I can go very crazy on parties. I dont smoke. My friends consider me as a unique person. Though I try to be more the humble-type, I think every person is special and can make this world to go better.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

Ik im ugly af, good thing is that I don´t expect
a cameron diaz either
>Optional contact

discord: @jaba#0779

>>25547952
idk how sincere this is but feel free to write me if you just want to talk or something (>>25537251)

>>25548244
Nah man, I am just going to chill. I am done with the search so I will make myself more badass instead. Like I said before, too bitter. Hope you find what you're looking for, friendo.
>>25549064
This is for real, it's what I want in my ideal. Besides, I am not your ideal; if you read up about me you'd see I am too old and fat for you. Funny we live in the same state, it's a funny world we live.

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>Their gender:
Female.

>Their age:
Anywhere between 23 and 30.

>Their height:
Irrelevant.

>Their body type:
A figure would be nice, but I'm not picky.

>Their race/nationality:
American.

>Their personality:
Scholarly, with a sense of humor and an open mind. My ideal partner is someone who will learn, laugh, and love with me.

>Their interests:
I love to read, write, and play games. These don't have to be your only interests, but it'd be nice to have some hobbies in common.

>Describe a perfect day with them:
I like to go out, but I don't do well with crowds and loud noises; most parties are uncomfortable. Dinner and a movie followed by a walk-and-talk sounds like a perfect date.

>Talk a bit about yourself:
I'm male, 28 years old, and going to grad-school. I'm working, but under-employed. I'm 6'0" and about 170lbs. I'm soft around the middle because I don't exercise as much as I should; I'm working to fix that. I have brown hair, brown eyes, and I wear glasses. I have broad shoulders and a cleft chin.

I am a published author (nothing serious) and I'm working on a novel. I am at my peak when I have someone to impress.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Pic related, but race doesn't matter.

>Optional contact:
I have a Gmail account that I normally use to talk to people I meet on 4chan, but I'm interested in learning more about these phone-based anonymous chat apps. An open question: which is the best to use for this sort of thing?

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>Their gender
Male
>Their age
over 21 and under 35
>Their height
6'0+
>Their body type
Skinny
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality
Sophisticated, moralistic, strong headed, adventurous, high values, kind, gentlemanly, funny, romantic, cuddly.
>Their interests
Music, art house cinema, playing instruments or listening to me play instruments, running, some games I guess?
>Describe a perfect day with them
Going to a muisc festival or concert with them and just laying in the tent snuggling eachother trying to keep eachother warm
>Talk a bit about yourself
Female, 21, Scottish
I'm a huge music head, i love nothing more than discovering beautiful music. I like art and lo-fi and Americans. I work 9-5, have a kind, artistic soul and just want to be happy.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Their gender
Male (i'm gay)
>Their age
18+
>Their height
>5'5 would be nice but I don't really care
>Their body type
Functionally strong, muscle fat kinda guy
>Their race/nationality
idgaf
>Their personality
Goofy, focused, touchy, sweet, excitable, casually dominant.
>Their interests
Science or math in some capacity just so we can talk about my work, hiking, working out, cooking, video games, fucking while playing video games, wrestling, reading or being read aloud to.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up to their morning wood and a big somewhat gross kiss from them first thing. Fuck around for a bit then struggle out of bed for a shower. Make breakfast for us while fighting off their groping and tickling hands. Pull them outside and run around in the forest playing hide and seek, tag, and exploring the woods. With occasional make out sessions of course. Eat lunch, either from bags we packed or by walking home for some veggies or fruits or something. Play around a little more outside, go inside and begin playing video games together. Console for more intimate playtimes and PC when we wanna get shit done, take a break and start prepping dinner. They make dinner avoiding my groping and tickling hands. Eat with them and read on the couch in the den together for a bit. Casually touch them until they get so worked up they drag me back to the bedroom again.

>Talk a bit about yourself
Got a degree in biochemistry, working on getting a Ph.D in biophysics. I like to read, to an almost unhealthy extent, bake delicious creations and play games. Favorite thing is the feeling of cool raindrops on my hot skin. I'm a short guy, 5'6 ginger beard, although the rest of my body hair can't make up it's damn mind on what colour to be.

This was nice to do.

>>25544220
Where are you from?

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>>25549511
I'm a 23 year old student doing acting in Scotland and I fit some if not most of those qualities. If you're interested, add me on kik: g1ebguy

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>>25549451
im not so much questioning your ideals, im more questioning your intent on finding someone with those ideals. you put so much work into describing what youre looking for, followed with a "contact, dont bother". id understand if you were just venting your love for charlie, but you came back to check on replies so again, im unsure how sincere you are on finding your ideal partner. if anything, it seems like youre just testing the waters, exploring the possibilities

where in az are you ? im in east mesa. you seem fun and interesting to say the least and regardless of if i fit your ideals or if you fit mine, im interested in talking with you
email me anytime, any reason [email protected]

>>25549563
I messaged you on kik. Though I don't expect anything from this other than a ghosting or some random thing like always.

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
5'7" or shorter
>Their body type
skinny to chubby, not obese
>Their race/nationality
white, hispanic, or asian
>Their personality
traditional values, shy/introverted, dependent, bit of an air head sometimes but relatively smart. Probably has a wall that must be climbed
>Their interests
Vidya, netflix, anime, animals (preferably dogs), probably something like disney pixar movies, I don't really mind
>Describe a perfect day with them
Idk she cooks me breakfast, we chat about stuff, I tease her some. We do something fun for the day, unleash repressed urges and engage in hot sex, go to sleep cuddling. Oh, and we probably hold hands at some point.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 24 y/o white male, keep to myself and reserved irl. Can be retardedly funny when I want to be. Don't watch anime much anymore but I'd watch it if someone would with me. I still play some vidya in my free time.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
pic related fits
>contact
trapsaregay#8088

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18 - 27
>Their height
idrc, i guess anything in the middle is fine
>Their body type
thin to medium
>Their race/nationality
white, asian
>Their personality
curious, kind, and pure
>Their interests
things they passionately love
>Describe a perfect day with them
sleeping in together
>Talk a bit about yourself
Sometimes I dream of the Earth
I work at a toy store

reply if you'd like contact info

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>>25549511
>>25549533
I forgot I have Skype and Discord too: g1ebguy and Gleb#7243

>>25535700
>>Their gender
Female
>>Their age
18-20
>>Their height
Less than 6'1" (my height)
>>Their body type
Skinny
>>Their race/nationality
White
>>Their personality
Not racist, kind, funny, invested in their own lives and willing to let me be invested with them (aka cool with clinginess), low sex drive is a plus
>>Their interests
Current events, politics (not to debate, all my friends are nazis and communists so Im used to speaking without arguing), education
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Talk about what new things we learned that day
>>Talk a bit about yourself
Im a half southeast asian, half jewish, and I have been told im built beautifully if that matters. 130 IQ and 6'1", but Im not really interested in sex. Ive been told Im attractive, but I dont see it, but maybe youll see it. Im a virgin and it bleeds in my interactions with people, I can be bitter at times, but I dont mean to. It just comes out sometimes. I live in the northeast. Please love me ;_;

Lonely bump.

>>25549511
I'm 30M, American, old-fashioned, romantic, musical composer and poet

What's your preferred method of contact?

>>25539023
Kik Xerroni

Down to have a conversation about many different topics.

>>25539023
I fit most of those criteria, funnily enough.

My kik is coolage1 if you want to talk to me.

>Their gender
Male
>Their age
Preferably 28 plus

>Their height
5'9 plus

>Their body type
I'm pretty sure I prefer thinner guys but I'm not super picky.

>Their race/nationality
White guys or Hispanics that can speak Spanish

>Their personality
Out going, adventurous, intelligent, witty, passionate, outspoken, calm
Id like someone to balance me out ideally
>Their interests
Games, animals, movies, tv, books, food, sleeping, weed, hiking, lounging, socializing somewhat introduce me to new things:D
>Describe a perfect day with them
Uh, wake and bake, breakfast hanging around the house, or go for a hike, hang with my dogs, more baking, and then whatever til dinner maybe play a game for me

>Talk a bit about yourself
28 f
Full time job, pets, weed, games, comics, books, cooking, watching people play single player games, I can get kinda busy sometimes. I can be a little stubborn sometimes.

>Optional contact
Kik: leggomykatamari

>Their gender
I'm into femininity.
>Their age
20+, I'm 25 myself
>Their height
I have a thing for shorter girls with round butts, but have dated a girl almost as tall as myself aswell.
>Their body type
Anywhere from thin to thicc as hell, really. If things are in proportion any shape but morbidly obese can attractive.
>Their race/nationality
Pretty much irrelevant, although I do have a thing for black girls.
>Their personality
Caring, loyal to friends, passionate, romantic. I honestly just want to find romance, mutual support and understanding. Want to care of somebody, have her take care of me and make eachother happy.
>Their interests
Pretty much whatever, as long as you're passionate and want to tell me about it.
I'm a film student from Belgium, 6'5", blue eyes and long brown hair. Very passionate about film and photography. Pretty mellow and accepting. Often prefer to stay in the background, but really like having long-winded conversations. I'm basically a big teddy bear that spouts pseudo-philosophical platitudes.
>Optional contact
Discord: Eru#4347

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>Their gender
Male

>Their age
24+

>Their height
Taller than me (preferably over 5'10)

>Their body type
Lean or fit. I like strong guys with broad shoulders or a strong looking back, if that makes sense. But not somebody who is too muscular!

>Their race/nationality
I prefer Asian or white guys

>Their personality
I like nerdy guys who are also really funny/goofy. Somebody extroverted who can get me to leave my house every once in a while but can also tell when I need time to be alone. It'd be nice if they were tactile and liked to just throw their arms around my shoulders or waist whenever or doesn't mind when I lean on them while relaxing.

>Their interests
Somebody that likes animals! And is into anime or cosplaying/going to cons. I think it'd be really great if they had other interests that they're really passionate about, but it doesn't necessarily have to be the same as mine, as long as it makes them happy. Somebody who likes being outdoors is also nice!

>Describe a perfect day with them
Staying at home on a stormy night cuddling and watching spooky movies while eating fried chicken, probably.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm 5'6, Asian and 24. I'm thin but I'm working on gaining some weight and getting fit, kinda. I just really like being lazy.

I'm really introverted and antisocial. I have a hard time maintaining friendships because I don't put in enough effort to keep in contact with people, oops. I'm pretty shy and awkward. I've never been interested in romance so I've actually never dated anyone before.

I like animals and anime! I recently started going to conventions and cosplaying, too. I also like watching crime dramas and action/adventure and horror movies.

I like to bake occasionally and sleep in as often as I can.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
I only look good with makeup and 10000 camera filters, sorry

>Optional contact
Kik: robo.mo
Please no dick pics/nudes! That'll just get you blocked.

>>25539023
are you still here?

My ideal is someone who is more than just a sum of his (well hers) features, so the following is merely a suggestion.

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
19-25?
>Their height
Doesn't matter the slightest
>Their body type
Skinny/slim
>Their race/nationality
Doesn't matter much
Location matters though, as I'd probably want to meet in person someday (see below)
>Their personality
Rather introvertic, assertive, some bits of a geek/nerd, a bit stubborn and a bit lazy, dark-ish sense of humour, not (too) religious, patient but willing to motivate me
>Their interests
Something you're so into you'll pull me into it too.
Besides that, something geeky/nerdy, vidya, music (maybe playing something), books, movies, sleeping, food, some sports, hiking maybe
>Describe a perfect day with them
(Assuming no work that day) Wake up at noon, cuddle and make out a bit, breakfast, drive to town on my motorcycle, meet up with some friends, do something fun like escape room or w/e, have a nice dinner, go back home and stop on the way there to watch the sunset for a bit, finally get back home, watch a movie or few episodes of some series while having a beer or a glass of wine (maybe more than 1), start making out halfway through but watch it to the end, then commence full-on making out and other lewd stuff until we're too tired and finally fall asleep together.

Oh boy that turned out longer than I expected lol

>Talk a bit about yourself
24/m/Poland (Europe if some1 ctrl-f-s)
188cm (6'3) and between skinny and skinnyfit
Currently I'm finishing my degree in cs and I'm working part-time, I drive my motorcycle and vidya erryday, I play some guitar and I want to have a pet lizard one day.
Personality and interests-wise, see above I guess.

>Optional contact
write me with your preferred way of contact here or at [email protected]


>>25553142
You seem really great... it's a shame you're most probably on the other side of the globe

>>25547952
i don't know if you still exist, but talk to me

>>25553270
Aw thank you! Darn, you seem like a really cool person.

I'm >>25553142, forgot to mention I'm from the US!

>>25553142

Yow. Za. You're a total fox and seem super chill. Too bad I ain't down the animoos

>>25553142
Whereabouts in what region of the US are you?

I'm not a big fan of most anime, but I'm willing to try new stuff!

>>25553142
Well, I messaged you, but it was pretty late. And you're probably swamped with messages by now lol

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>>25535700
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18
>Their height
5"3
>Their body type
Hourglass
>Their race/nationality
East Asian/British
>Their personality
Cutsie likes affection
>Their interests
Vidya and clothes
>Describe a perfect day with them
Going around the city shopping
>Talk a bit about yourself
I like to watch tv shows in the space of about 2 days, i like shopping and also vidya sometimes

>Optional contact
Reply to this

>>25553780
I wish I was wrong... It's a hard life being a yuropoor lol.
Good luck and cheers to that lucky bastard you'll choose as the one.

(I'm >>25553270 and my ID most probably changed)

>Gender
Female

>Age
20-29

>Height
5'3'' - 5'9''

>Body type
overweight/ chubby

>Race/Nationality
Black, darker the better

>Personality
Kind, fairly confident about their body (as in not insecure about their weight), funny, easygoing, honest, enjoys playful banter, organized

>Interests
Movie buff, artsy (can include any creative hobby such as painting, photography, etc.), current events/ politics (needs to be liberal)

>perfect day
Walking around farmer's market or park, maybe seeing a movie after a nice dinner

>A bit about myself
White, 22, lean muscle, 6' 3'', enjoy reading, photography, movie buff, and politically active when I can, currently in college.

>Their gender
Male

>Their age
25 and up

>Their height
I don't really care

>Their body type
Not morbidly obese, is able to go hiking with me. You don't need to be a muscle god, I like a chubby guy too as long as you can keep up. Body hair is not require but is a HUGE plus

>Their race/nationality
White

>Their personality
Easy going, critical thinker, good sense of humor, I am into laid back people but not so laid back you have no drive at all.

>Their interests
Gaming, reading, hiking, camping, going to metal shows, travel/road trips, eating my baking/cooking, going swimming

>Describe a perfect day with them
I make a good breakfast, we watch a movie and then game a bit (insurgency, or in a perfect world where Wasteland 3 is out) go for a swim and then I make a nice lunch, we eat outside if the weather permits. Go to a fun metal show, come home and enjoy a nice glass of glenlivet over conversation.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I am in my late 20's, own my own business and home, I love to read and game, I am really into baking and cooking as well. I enjoy keeping active as much as I do having a nice night in. I play piano and sing, fairly independent. Really mellow, easy going but with a drive to have a nice/happy/comfortable life

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Happy to share pics if someone wants to contact me

>Optional contact
Happy to add someone to kik if they fit this criteria.

>>25555314

Not super into hiking/camping, and I'm more of a Talisker man, but otherwise fit your criteria.

>>25553290
Talk? Leave your contact if you wish.

>>25555404
>>25547952
Oh I'd like to talk to you
kik is brattyty

>>25555314
You sound wonderful. I hope you find what you're looking for!

>>25555404
I feel like kik is the standard, my username is halfspire on there.