Europe thread Let's face it, europeans countries threads

>>25528725
A French starting this and no replies, ironical.

24 male Italian.

i was going to, but i'm british so i thought i'd leave guys to it

>>25528773

You still can replies for at least the next fews monrhs, the leaving process is not done yet.

>>25528732

Ironical? Why?

>>25528798

Wait, i thought that every one hated Germany ?

Or Spain, Portugal, poland, Italy, Ireland, Danmark, Luxembourg, Belgia, France, Netherland, Austria, Hongry, Serby, Slovaky, Tchèque Republic, Malte, Ukraine, Finland, Suede, Slovenia, Greece, Lithuania, Estonia, Lettonia, romania, bulgaria, bielorussia and maybe Turquie, soon

22m sweden

like showing pics, female or traps preferred but gay also

wops forgot kik

villhaenapa

>>25528816
Thafuck you say about Spain?
Is this thread gonna become a country war to see who's got the bigges dick?

>>25528834
France made a joke Spain. "I thought everyone hated everyone else not us"

Spain is always silly, "but at least it's not France"

>>25528834

As you can see, i cotes every countries in the EU. The point is exactly the contrary of what you think. By citing every countries, including my own, i make joke of the "every one hâte X nationality" . See.

Also, my family is from catalogne.

>>25528909

Cited*

Not cotes, auto corrector.

>>25528851

I cotes France in the list of the members.

Before Netherland, after Belgium.

>>25528725
This triggers the Russian

>>25528816
Germany reporting in. Do you really want us to blitzkrieg you again?

>>25530084

And with which army, my friend?

Croatian reporting in!

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>>25530112
Germany had a smaller army in the beginning of ww2 anyways

>>25530145

We have nukes.


But let be honest we will be on the same side for the next dar.

27 year old Austrian here.
We're normie central.

>>25530177

Mountain germans. :3

>>25530178
Ironically we speak more high german than the Germans.

>>25530183
Yeah, not agreed
>>25530175
Probably, but Germany has nukes too!

Greek,but I guess I'm the only one

>>25528816
>can't even spell half the countries properly
geez go back to school first

>>25530183

Maybe in Vienna and not even there. The people from the countryside speak German like they're retarded.
Why I know all of this? I'm from Austria myself.

>>25530217
Good point I guess.
I got tired of how everybody from the countryside asked me if I was from Vienna all the time, so I'm glad I finally moved there.

>>25530211

They don't teach us how to spell their name in English, only in french. I was lady, i made wild guess.

>>25530219

Try France, 25 millions at Paris and nearby. 35 millions in the rest of the country.

Fucking socialist centralisation.

>>25530253

I was lazy*

Fucking french autocorrector

28/m/spain

>>25528725
24/M/South of France
From where are you mon cher ?

>>25530274

Close to Marseille.

>>25530253
same here but I learned by not being a moron desu

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Fungun887

German Male 25

Italian (sadly) guy here.

Hello to everyone!

>all these eurocucks
Sad!

>>25530187
>Probably, but Germany has nukes too!

No they don't

Who EU4 here

In my last game as the duchy of Milan I inherited the Burgundian Netherlands and brutally squashed the Dutch revolt

Now the Flemish, Walloons and Dutch are all happy and heavily taxed in my multicultural empire :3

27/m/italy

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>>25528725

EU superstate with overpaid eurocrats, lowest economic growth in the world, unaccountable EU commission, drunk Juncker, mass migration of sub-Saharan Africans.

The European Union gets a 1 star rating and will be history in a few years.

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Euro champ checking in

20/m/russia

no hope in finding anyone here though

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I'm in Poland noody is from here kuwra.

>>25531439
I might come there this winter

Baguette here.

>>25528816
Nah, pretty much everybody hates us.
It's because they're jealous of our food and sceneries. I'd add women but there are no girls on the internet.

>>25528909
Fuck I read this with a French accent.
Turn autocorrect off or set it to English when writing English.

>>25530145
This tank was never used. It was *too* badass.

>>25530187
>Germany has nukes too!
We share nukes with you, you don't have your own nukes.

>>25531454

Can you hear the soviets sing

Singing the song of charging tanks.

germany, 18 girl(male)

>>25531467

Gustav the railway canon.

It was actually used to destroy an underwater norvegian bunker and one or two others location.

But it was too heavy to move correctly and the need of building its own double railway lanes to transport him made it too much of a bother to be used as a real weapon.

Also, it's not a tank.

>>25531478
Still around and looking to talk with a dutch dude?

>>25531411
M/F?

Ireland checking in.

(The Republic of Ireland, EU part, not the crazy northern part)

>>25531478
German guy here, kik is spongetops

>>25531439
You're not alone, kurwa. :3
Warsaw, 19 androgynous here.

>>25530084
I-invade me daddy uwu
>tfw no sexy domi german bf tho ;-;

>>25530084
I-invade me daddy uwu
>tfw no sexy dominant german bf tho ;-;

>>25532496
>androgynous
If i ever see you in my city you'll be beaten to a bloody pulp

>>25532509
Would a Dutch guy work as well?

>>25532509

Some countries have some kind of natural barrers to prevent them from massive, fast, mechanised invasion.

And some countries are Poland.

>>25532518
Got skype/ kik ? :3

>>25532512
You'd need to leave mommy's basement first, cuck :*

>>25532533
ad4k is my kik, cutie

>>25532509

im_mr_meeseeks_

Austria here

>>25528725
24/male/germany

I really don't know what i'm doing on this board.

norway age 27

>>25530177
We are?

Czech Rep here. All your's beer is piss :3

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This thread is much needed

>>25531439
TUTAJ KURWA

23/m/Slav
Kik: Veganski

Talk about anything, like to share doggo pics, memes, music.

Send me your dick!
21 sweden
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>>25534171
>:3
no kunda

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Anyone from [spoiler] Romania [/spoiler] ?

>>25535449
Not from there but I'm visiting. Are you a girl

>>25530084
13. It took 13 posts for WW2 to come up. You know that one embarrassing story with your group of friends that you always bring up 'cause its kind of entertaining when look back at it? I think WW2 is like that for Europe.

>>25536028

WW1

Too.

And other stuffs between specifs countries.

Exemple : France/England - Napoleon/100 years war/colonialism

Serb.

>>25528725
Spurdo reporting in.
22/m/Finland

>>25538048
perkele

t. dutchfag

>>25534137
we totally are

>>25538054
I don't know why, but it makes me happy to see people knowing that swear word

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str8 21 y/o swede
no homogaying please

Wikwike

>>25531439
>polish weebs
Ja pierdole.
How do you survive in your normalfag country?

I'm a polish guy living in austria, so I guess it doesn't count.

>>25528725
Whats up EUROBOYS //Sweden

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22/m/berlin

>>25538233
i'm in sweden, are you a guy or a girl?

24/M/Sweden (but Scottish)

Kik - mister.meeseeks
Discord - snowman#0173

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European femboys

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>>25528725
28/m/Spain

>>25528909
Then you are not spanish, at least thats what the catalonian buggers keep banging on and on about while most of the spanish dont give a shit

>>25530084
seriously??? german troop training they used brooms on top of tanks simulating machine guns because they didn't even have the material necesary for a drill
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html

>>25531439
Kurwa ftw!
World of tanks is stuffed with polish, each time I blast an idiot he goes into neverending polish insults

22m Belgica
Who wants to hang and bang, open for anything male preferred, will hang with female
Kik mantheharpoons

>>25530653
Yes yes borrowed from NATO.

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>>25539530
Simeka, kto pl? kto pluton?

You don't need XVM to see the chance to win. I stopped playing a few patches ago (after the german heavy change). How is the game with arty re balance?

>>25539522
We were just clever enough not to use hot guns on training.
>>25536028
My bad don't look into here that often

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20 male spain kik: pepiyoh

35 m Portugal here
Kik sttagg

Italy >>> all
We have the best food, case closed.

>>25528909
Yet another Manuel dancing "valse"

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Portugal checking in

>>25540327
Yo-you want to ba-bang me senpai? :s

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>>25542905
Went to portgual recently and yes there were a lot of africans #EU

25 F England

A visa marriage would be nice.

>>25544419
where in england are you?

24/m/dutch(fag)

>>25530123
me too

>>25544419
Kik: crocoop talk about that visa

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>>25544434
Midlands. You?

>>25544614
Sorry I don't use Kik but I have discord.

>>25545190
Add me: Euphoria#1519

Euro-bump.

21/m/Poland (Warsaw) here
Looking for anyone(but 100% hetero here)

>know one Slovene girl who goes on 4chan, but she is retarded
>some Slovene chick posted on /pol/ once, but she was anti drinking so that's horrible
Grozno

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>>25549148

> Slovenec, ki ne pije
> Fake news

>>25545190
N. Irish guy here - easy way to get a eu pass and keep using sterling

>>25535449
27/m/Ro

>>25545190
i'm from bristol. if you have then discord mine is zentiy#4516

>>25528725
22 M

Kik: JamesPollock95

>>25544419

derptydumpts#2453 : M/28/Ireland

Interested in mutual exchange of passports

24/m/Poland
got out of LTR recently, so I guess I'm looking for someone to cheer me up a bit

up for a beer, coffee or such with any1, though I've got to note I'm straight as fuck

ping me here with a throwaway email or w/e you prefer

>>25549189
Nimam nč prot straigh-edge folku, sam punca je delovala, ko da je totalno pogoltnla /r9k/ pa /pol/ pizdarije.
Še posebi zato, k punce, k jih js poznam pa majo /pol/ ideje (sam niso neonacistke al pa janšistke) so ponavad kroniki.

>>25534137

we really fucking are

22/m (bi)/South Germany

Looking for someone to have a drink with this weekend or something like that

20/m/Germany/NRW

M 26 Brit living in helsinki Finland.

I feel like an alien here

>>25551734
kik? 25m South Germany, too

>>25552051
kik: Buddamann1
hit me up nigga

>>25544438
Kik?

>>25530123
>>25544594
A/S/L?

24/m/zg

>>25552719
19/M/Zd