Assumptions thread! Post your picture and and assume things

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And here's a pretty recent one of myself on the right. I'll try to give my first impressions of you guys if this takes off! Talk to you in a bit.

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>>25526261

>>25526265
Youre a slav

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>>25526265
I feel like you're a very genuine guy, but also tend to keep power in most relationships you have. Might be that vulnerability is hard for you.

>>25526267
I'd go for 'you're an outdoorsy person' but that would be a bit lame concidering your pic. I feel like you're a pretty mature dude. You have a decent set of morals and you know what you want in life.
>>25526274
Hahaha nah man.
>>25526278
Thanks man, and somewhat true. In the way that I don't open completely to most people even though people feel really comfortable opening up to me. You seem really sweet and trustworthy. I feel like you're a great friend to those close to you.

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Let's goo

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>>25526265
Chill guy, knows how to have a good time, but gets shit done when necessary. Others open up to you because you're a good listener and you give realistic advice.

>>25526267
Likes fishing and blonde girls. You work a white collar job, and you like to unwind at the end of the day with a few beers.

>>25526278
Graduated STEM major, has a stable job, and is an overall sweet guy. You got "friend zoned" often by girls because they were too busy looking for Chad.

>>25526383
Very cute. Otherwise an intelligent, loyal, fun female. Submissive in bed too!

>>25526383
You aspire to be a tattoo artist, but your art doesn't appeal to the fat aging biker crowd that overcrowds the area you live. You also get remarks on your good looks, but you pay little attention to them.

More to come.

>>25526370
Bro you got skipped by

>>25526383

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>>25526383
Severely mentally ill. Has been raised by multiple men. Sucks Chad cock on the daily and hates herself. Also enjoys being fucking punched.


Btw, no need to assume anything,I'll just tell you: I like to fucking punch whores.

>>25526370
You remind me of a really good friend of mine! This look works really well for you. I feel like you have a charming peronality and people get along with you quite easily.
>>25526383
Pretty acurate assumptions! I feel like you're in school for something creative. Maybe graphic design or something? You have a warm personality.

>>25526413
*railed
Not raised
But, she was probably railed by the men who raised her.

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>>25526265
ADIDAS
>>25526267
You own a Vitamix
>>25526278
You look sweet
>>25526370
Oh, I'm gonna goo
>>25526383
I don't know, but you have great collar bones.

>>25526422
I dig your beard mate! I feel like you're the kind of dude that has some strong political views. You don't trust people easily but you're there for the ones you do.

>>25526370
Could be a European DJ or a barista. Doesn't have too much trouble with ladies, but struggles to find a girl that isn't shallow. You go jogging every morning, and you'll probably meet your soulmate on a morning run.

>>25526441
Hey, man. You're spot on. Thanks about the beard!

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>>25526422
Into whisky
>>25526413
Can be an asshole
>>25526383
Instagrammer
>>25526370
Into fashion, own lots of skincare

>>25526422
Socially awkward programmer. Not that interesting as a person.

>>25526446
Former black metal singer, but now working an engineering job. Not a morning run guy, but I do try to do morning work outs. You were close though ;)

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Why not?

>>25526370
In a band? Mid 20's. Metal guy. Lots of friends. Sociable.

>>25526529
Cute as fuck, nice piercings. Sweet chick, submissive in bedroom?

>>25526383
Lots of instagram/social media followers, into beauty and fashion, you post online frequently but you are a little reserved irl.

>>25526534
Pretty spot on! Especially the bedroom thing lol.

>>25526534
Buuuut can you guess my age? Everyone's usually pretty off.

>>25526529
Show tits

>>25526542
Nah

>>25526549
Show body pic

>>25526549

>>25526554
This isn't a fap thread. Fuck off.

>>25526557
U can be clothed

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>>25526562

>>25526278
You burn easily
>>25526370
You look a bit like Gordon Hayward
>>25526413
Coke head!!!
>>25526422
Vampire
>>25526472
Fast on your feet
>>25526529
Super into make up instas
>>25526383
You would have been my prom date

>>25526564
Ok now unclothed

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>>25526278
one of the most genuine people out there
>>25526370
the life of the party
>>25526383
has an outer shell of aloofness but is really wise and cares about people deeply on the inside
>>25526413
a very vain person
>>25526422
likes to smoke cigars, reads lots of books
>>25526472
a simple and kind person
>>25526529
feels the need to stick out
>>25526569
thirsty

>>25526464
Allright cool!
>>25526472
Mature well traveled dude. One of the smarter people on this board.
>>25526529
You´ve recently become a lot more comfortable with yourself. You´re a really big animal person.
>>25526580
You have a really big collection of someting peculiar. You have a small but really tight group of friends. I feel like you´re a kindhearted person alltogether.

>>25526667
Really cute, likes being titty fucked lol

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>>25526667
IQ of 65, gets 90% of her total male attention from 4chan
>>25526529
Doesn't even understand how hideous she is. Thinks that receiving attention from 4/10s validates her existence.
Lmao
>>25526564
Don't post that shit again. Disgusting.

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I am the arab god of soc

>>25526726
Great personality, 10/10 would befriend

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>>25526383
NEET
>>25526422
lives a simple life
>>25526472
is a trustworthy bro
>>25526580
surfs /pol/ and stormfront

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>>25526278
You seem like a very soft hearted guy

>>25526383
That quiet girl from class but actually a really good singer

>>25526422
You design vidya art, nice beard

>>25526472
Can talk about politics all day

>>25526529
Makeup artist and great cooking skills

>>25526580
Hardcore gamer. Really shy with the girls

>>25526831
Social and easygoing with almost anyone

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>>25526265
You have a very broad music taste

>>25526278
You're "too nice" a lot of times

>>25526383
Instagram is your home planet

>>25526422
You used to be fat

>>25526580
Into electronic music

>>25526854
You're really quiet around strangers, but very talkative with your friends

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>>25526831
into fashion, but doesn't want to be in your face about it/doesn't want to be seen as a fashionista
>>25526806
wants to be a male model
>>25526667
requires sexually based compliments to feel secure
>>25526601
your mom rides a motorcycle
>>25526564
was previously used

>>25526816
Personality is such a meaningless trait. Only looks matter.

>>25526564
How old are you?

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>>25526891
at breaking point but won't let anyone know and shrugging it off with "what? no, these aren't tears, it's flu season"
>>25526890
is just very very very lonely and depressed and just wants all the emotions and heavy shit to stop but is too sarcastic to care until it hits you all at once.
>>25526854
finds voodoo, mystical, magic shit bullshit but will join in or use out of curiosity. Really enjoys dark stories.
>>25526831
Couldn't care less about anything. Does whatever is brought his way. Life just is what it is.

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>>25526265
You look like the good friend type of guy that you can tell how much of a piece of shit you are only to get a reply of eat dicks and continue drinking beer because men give eachother shit without meaning it.
>>25526267
The friend who wants to do more activities and drink less beer sittinjg around.
>>25526278
The average silent but smart as fuck kind of guy.
>>25526370
The I care about how I look but not too much
>>25526383
Somewhy i'd imagine you doing a band
>>25526422
The get wild and do crazy shit while drunk friend.
>>25526472
The mechanic who everyone bothers with their car questions
>>25526529
The show as much cleavage as possible to tell men that your eyes are higher.
>>25526580
The secret athlete
>>25526601
The uncle who tells the same fishing trip story from the good old days every year.
>>25526806
Spens most of his night at club trying to pull pussy
>>25526831
Hangs out with the cool crowd but a good friend with the nerds as well
>>25526891
I can work when i'm old type of guy

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>>25526265
Wants to have kids
>>25526278
Has been friendzoned
>>25526383
Wants to own her own business
>>25526529
>>25526667
Nice tits
>>25526806
Inshallah/10
>>25527330
100%

>>25526601
Not a redneck but plenty of redneck friends

>>25526831
Likes to travel, but doesn't want to go too far from home

>>25526854
Alternative type, but not part of a stereotypical alternative friend group

>>25526890
Casual interest in graffiti and/or skateboarding, but never bothered to pick up the hobby

>>25526891
Has an older brother who is more "settled"

>>25527471
"The odd one out" in her social circle

>>25527472
Airsofter/re-enactor who thinks he's as cool as the real deal

>>25527507
Regularly goes out with a group of friends who are very similar to him

>>25526383
How would you feel about farting on my balls?

interesting, very interesting.

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>>25526890
The guy you were friends with in high school because you didn't want to die when he shot up the school
>>25526891
Can name at least 3 Panic at the Disco songs
>>25526383
Looks unapproachable but is actually really nice. Enjoys giving your friends makeovers
>>25526472
Either Irish or Scottish ancestry. Enjoys expensive scotch on ice
>>25526370
Has a six string, in a garage band

>>25526265
gets along well with everyone

>>25526422
reads a lot

>>25526580
has some finnish ancestry, politically right wing

>>25526601
union worker from the rust belt

>>25527507
middle eastern/north african, fitness is your main hobby

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>>25532363
my picture

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>>25526854
Very artsy, probably a Wiccan
>>25526890
Probably owns a meme page on instagram
>>25527472
You have a weird thing for ww2 idk

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>>25526261
nonjudgmental oldfag

bumping with a response
>>25526672
I don't really collect anything, but you're right on the friends thing
>>25526831
I occasionally go on /pol/ but it's kind of devolved into a purity-spiraling circlejerk imo
also I'm no stormweenie
>>25526854
was it my keyboard? lol
>>25526890
^^^^
>>25527472
surprisingly accurate, I go to the gym often
>>25532363
I'm actually mostly Irish and Slavic, also I'm a libertarian

>>25532550
must be the slav genes, you definitely have an 'eastern' look.
also I think that hairstyle looks good for your face in the picture you posted