Having a party next month to celebrate my vasectomy and looking

Seedless Watermelon

>>25490671
LOL I'm dead.

>>25490667
Chocolate Banana Split
Hold the Nut

"Half the man I used to be" by Peral Jam must be played

Whats the reason?

Kek, I remember you.

>>25491385
For they party? The vasectomy


For the vasectomy? I hate kids. It's a great, cheap investment in order to assure the quality of the remainder of my life.

>>25491952
show me ur abs boytoy

>>25492003
They're on vacation. They'll be back around the time I get the vasectomy, as Dragoncon is 2 weeks away, so I'll be training between now and then

>>25492006
whats ur kik

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>>25492136
I don't have a KIK

and here's the banner for the FB event

>>25490667
u gonna freeze some sperm?

>>25492901
Absolutely not.

I don't want kids ever.

I'm the type of person who's so indecisive, that I won't even get a tattoo because I think I'll hate it 10 years from now.

I have a bachelor's degree and still have no clue what I want to do in a career.

If there's one thing that I am absolutely positive and decisive about, it's that I don't want kids, ever.

>>25490667
The Player's Ball

>>25490667
TRT?

>>25493940

Negative. Would honestly consider PEDs if I were to ever take lifting seriously and compete in either power lifting or body building.

As a recreational lifter, complete and utter waste of money

>>25490882
That's "Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots, you Philistine.

>>25493964
Awe is someone taking 4chan too seriously again?