Can we get a tinder thread? How the fuck do I improve my profile?

Please help

Take the natty ice out of the picture

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I used to be so good at this and now I'm getting nothing. Where am I fucking up?

>>25488728
Y tho

>>25488606
Take more photos of yourself in a flattering view and make an interesting description that catches the eye.

Is this good bio

>"we learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

>Homer, The Illiad

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Took recently advice from you fuckheads, boosted my matches by a few a week. Any more adivce?

Also, also femanons with 1 or 2 pics and no bio. Why?

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Does anyone know how to write a good bio

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>>25488606
>>25488677
>>25488732
yer fucking up assuming women use tinder seriously. to ((((most)))) of them its nothing mroe than a game to kill time when bored. you need to treat it less seriously and mroe like a game if you actually want to progress

seriously I dont know a single woman who has taken tinder seriously. my friends boyfriend past away and she goes on tinder just to see what guys think shes hot but never talks to matches

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>>25488606
you guys choose what I write next

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Also, what do I even say to a girl to make her respond?

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Which pic should i swap out ? Thanks

>>25488951
makes you look like a freshman

>>25489205
shave those pubes off your face

Bump for advice

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What should I write?

>>25490274
It's a trap!

>>25489485

Some girls are just in it for the matches. I'm 0/3 with one girl. Yep, I've matched with her 3 separate times and she has never replied to my message each time. We have mutual friends too so clearly it's not a bot.

To answer your question it all depends on the girl. Sometimes I just say hey or send a gif if there's literally nothing usable with her pics or bio, but if either is solid I'll write a message or ask a question about either.

>>25488606

PUT A PICTURE WHERE >YOU SMILE<
your expression screams betafag esp. the first pic

Do attractive girls just not use Tinder very often? I decided to be more selective because I'm kinda done with my slut phase, but I've gotten only five good matches this past week and using my free boost got me like three of those.

>>25490541
I got a date with an attractive girl a couple Fridays ago, but it tanked due to my being too forward (among other reasons).

Just keep making improvements to your profile and self weekly and you'll level up

Also, theres an ELO algorythm Tinder runs on that makes more attractive women appear the higher your score.

So as your profile improves and you get more matches you'll see the more attractive options.

protip: dont swipe right on all and dont swipe left on most. Swipe according to whether you would sleep with them or not and you'll find a good balance. the elo penalizes you for constant swiping one way or the other.

>>25490584
Thanks for explaining the algorithm. I actually lied, my profile is only like four days old. Could that be the reason I haven't matched with any cute girls yet? Because the algorithm hasn't established I'm cute enough to show up on attractive girl's swipes? I've been using the swipes 100% honestly so far, but I have been unmatching girls when I realize I don't like them. Is that hurting me?

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What do i do now lads? Im like a 2 hour drive or ferry ride away.

>>25490718
if you wanna bang, tell her it's too coincidental that you're '69' kms away.
if you don't wanna drive 2 hours start talking about magic the gathering

>>25490899
But shes 83km away now :(

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does it matter what i put here, either?

I just had the most insane conversation with a girl, I was CERTAIN she was a bot. She was way too hot and all that. Started the conversation with "Hey dangerous man" (relating to my bio). I even asked her "whats your fav pizza topping" and she answered coherently. But conversation continued so I just asked for nudes straight out. She sent them on snapchat, but on tinder she unmatched me. Was this a bot? I fucking hope it was

>>25491150
Probably, I've had some REAL weird and dedicated conversations with scam artists. Some of these guys are pathetically desperate, but they'll be real people who'll waste a solid two hours on your before throwing that "add me on this paid app and enter your information sweetie" line.

If it's too good to be true, it probably was. One guy even sent me an edited picture when I asked for a timestamp with my first name on it and everything. I was excited as fuck until I reverse google searched it. Normal girls won't throw themselves at your unless you're the type of guy who is used to that or they're ugly as sin.

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What should I write now?

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Any tips to up my game?

>>25492032
Your Bio is little long and your first pic is at a weird angle that might scare some chicks off.

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Nothing in like 3 weeks... Even bots have been silent for like a week and a half by now and I have been swiping normally, without spamming.

Suggestions?

Remade with a non-potato pic.

>>25488606
You look like RL Grime my guy

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Looking for suggestions, I've never had much success with this app.

>>25489809
>>25489800
Thanks boys, date tonight!

As an autist who just started using this, I gotta say. I'm loving this self esteem boost I'm getting from this app, I guess I'm not that ugly after all.

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How am I???

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Is there something wrong with this pic? It got good feedback here but I still rarely match and most girls ignore me.

>>25492949
Its fine but stay away from selfies as openers

>>25492949
Yeah, you're not smiling. You're trying to sell yourself, even if you have a shitty smile like me you should at least try to look happy.

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Updated bio what do you think

So I used my boost two days ago, but I continue to get matches "thanks to boost". How is that possible? I thought it only lasted half an hour?

I'm going bald, what do?

>>25493260
See a dermatologist. It's important to get treatment for that early, it probably won't grow back but you might be able to keep what you have. If it's really bad, you can pay upwards $5000 and get a hair transfusion that's painful but gives you beautiful and luscious Trump-like hair.

>>25492949
It's grainy and the wrong way around. I'd kill myself before swiping right on that garbage. If I were you I'd kill myself. You should kill yourself. Just do it OP, give up now - it's never too late.

>>25493266
I mean about my profile, I don't give a shit personally about going bald.

Should I remove all pictures with hats? Grow out my beard? Write something in profile? What do.

Anyone got an example of a good profile with a bald dude?

>>25493296
>Anyone got an example of a good profile with a bald dude?
Just embrace it, women understand male patterned baldness is a thing. You might not attract as many girls as you used to, but in the long term you'd need a women who likes bald guys anyway if you're not going to do anything about it.

>>25493301
Ait. I'll play the long game I suppose

>>25493073
NOOOO
GIRLS WILL THINK YOU ARE 17

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r8 me faggots

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Posted advice on a few tinder threads a few weeks ago but it was near the end and was deleted shortly after.

TLDR: Guys on here take this shit like a legit dating app. It haven't been for at least 2-3 years. All you will find now is attention whores, bots, thots, and non responsders. If you want to see some real success you need to adapt to the playing field that is tinder today.

>You need to douchbag chad it the fuck up if you expect any serious meetups

>Yeah yeah. I hear you.. 1 time out of 100 you MAY find a genuine girl looking for that genuine guy I've seen posted in this thread. Depending on your location and population though. That could weeks to months. Lets appeal to the lowest common denominator and get you laid today!

Couple examples of what I did which you can copy or adapt to make your own for your profiles..

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>>25494708

Display Pic.

>Buddy works as a GP Doctor at my local hospital. I borrowed one of his white doctor coats and a stethoscope and had him follow me to the one of our local animal hospitals. I had a another friend of mine lend me his puppy. A kitten would work too. Anyways we positioned ourselves outside the front doors with the animal hospital signage clearly in the background. With both of us dressed and me holding the puppy, I had a snapchat caption that read along the lines of "Saving the animals... One puppy at a time"

Matches quadrupled after switching that in as my DP shortly after. Majority of the time I had girls match just to ask about the photo. Insanely powerful conversation opener/starter. You have now have just appealed to woman's compassionate/love side. First subconscious female go-to in the trifecta

Secondary pic

>Suit the fuck up or casual suit jacket and jeans combo. Go to your local Corvette or BMW dealership with a friend. Take a M2/M4 or Stingray out on a test drive. Preferably a dealer nearby the beach. Pull over during test drive. Have buddy take some awesome shots with you and the car with the ocean in the background. Place as second or third pic but that is up to how your entire profile is laid out.

Never has a Tinder date/hook up asked where the Z06 or M4 was during our encounters.... yet. Probably helped that I did not pull up in moms 99 Honda Civic. Usually I was driving a Genesis Coupe or at one time an Infiniti. You now have just appealed to a woman's egotistical, social status, wealth side. Second subconscious female go-to in the trifecta

>>25494708
>>25494821

>>25494708
>>25494821

Final Pic of the trifecta. Probably the most important one besides DP. But try not to place it second. Use it as a third or a forth.

>Borrow a friends girlfriend, buddy's little sister or whomever you know that is female. Make sure you're on buddy buddy terms with them. Tag along next time they go to the makeup store women or teenagers in your country frequent. In Canadaland that is either the Sephora or MAC store. Let the girl or girls perform swatches on your arm somewhere. Have someone else take a snapchat style, but higher quality photo or photos of you there. Either of the swatches or of you being IN THE STORE and or GENUINELY INTERESTED in what is going on there. Probably both. You'll have to play that one by ear. As it is important to NOT look friend zoned or beta as fuck within that situation. You will also need to have a few sentences accompanying the photo or photos in your bio explaining you know whats up. I had simple shit like "Mad respect for the makeup and its aspiring artists. First coffee/drink says you and I will have more fun together in (Insert mainstream makeup store name of your country here) than you and your best girl friends"

You will also need to learn the basics of the makeup game in order to pull this one off with girls. Learning this will SEPARATE YOU from 99% of the other male competitors in the playing field. Where it applies goes far beyond Tinder.

>>25494864

You would be surprised how many times I've shown up to a party or an event. Where the guys are bullshitting sports, fights, or cars. Shit that girls have little to no interest in. I would walk into the female circle and name drop the lipsticks or highlighters the girls would be wearing or talking about as a conversation opener, and completely catch them off guard and blow them out of the water. In some instances doing that was like a golden pass to getting laid. Every girl has her hot button. You will be amazed by the positive reception that knowing about the makeup game will do for meeting women.

Bam. You've just appealed to the passion/hobby side for 90% of the women out there today. As well as secured yourself the third subconscious female go-to in the trifecta.

Can post more tips if anyone's interested. Happy hunting.

As a guy, is it okay to use a selfie as the first picture? All my other pictures don't show the front of my face very well since they're activity shots.

>>25495019
As a dude its kind of low class. Women can get away with it since what else are they going to do? Just have somebody take a picture of you.

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Changed my profile recently, are my pics okay?

>>25495731
too many selfies. save the best one

>>25489205
Shit ur cute. Def keep the dog pic as one. Also don't listen to the guy telling you to shave. I like the pube beard, it's a good look. Nice hair too. Makes me kinda wish I had a tinder act

>>25489495
Take out six

>>25495731
Get clearer pictures where you aren't so blurry. Also look into the camera, your eyes look wonky

>>25492597
Desperation bump.

>>25495731
not tinder related, but you can fix those bulges under your lower lip by googling proper tongue posture and swallowing technique

>>25495731
Nice face. But we can't help you.

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>>25488606
>>25488677
>>25488732
>>25489205

>>25489228
>>25489479
>>25489485
>>25489485
>>25489495
>>25490274
>>25490718
>>25491093
>>25491595

Shhhhh. Its ok now.
Observe the brilliance in simplicity.

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>>25489485
Dude women tell me all the time that they swipe left on shirtless pics. Just what I've herd from many sources. Do what you will.

>>25490899
Kek.
KeK.
So crazy it just may work. >>25490718

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>>25491093
I like it. Try it out, see what happens.

>>25492597
You seem very passive. Maybe a few action shots of you hiking or rugby, whatever. You're sitting in every picture. IDK it sets the tone?
Smile Its easy and people have been doing it for decades. Tried and true. If you don't smile, looks like shyness, maybe snaggletooth. Playing Devil's Advocate here.
Just my opinion.

>>25492597
>>25496251
Pubs and standing alone in a hanger doesn't count as Action.

>>25491595
She just told you that she's a Trap. Subtle enough to deny if freak out, she's good. Probably done this before.

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>>25492597
Not bad. But let me say from personal opinion Anon, commit to the bald and bic your head. I held on to the Peak for a while too. Shaved it off and I was the man. You look like a badass who dgaf. And you can deny the baldness.
Just saying, been bicing since sophomore year.
.>>25492296
Agreed

>>25492032
>>25496271
Replied like a fag.

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Get plenty of matches for being in the suburbs.
Just uploaded new pics.
Any idea on order?
Had a shirtless flexing on the beach pic before. Should I include it again?

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>>25496278
sorry for double post but is this any better?

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>>25492949
Im not very helpful.

>>25496307

Kind of a late bloomer are we?

>>25496251
>>25496254

Interesting. Will see what I can do. Guess I'll whore out for pics while backpacking. Thanks.

>>25496307
You look like an absolute asshole. Stop trying to show off what you are doing, and show that you are having fun with what you are doing

>>25496351
Damn, wasn't expecting to come off that way.
So should I use less douchey pics?

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>>25496342
Gotta play the game if you wanna win.

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what do I say

>>25496386
Sometimes people can't get out of their own way. You'll get there. Maybe throw on some other pics without as many lone pics or one with your family it couldn't hurt.

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>>25495810
>>25495972
Removed a selfie, but I don't have that many pics of me.

>>25495983
Wow thank I'll definitely look into it, it didn't know it was possible to fix it.

>>25496175
>But we can't help you
What do you mean.

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What should I say now?

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I have three reeally good pics (one of me in a city, one of me in a forest, and one of me chilling with my south korean friends) is that enough to get a good tinder going?

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Please help

>>25496989
No, you?

>>25498572
>also nerdy as

Finish the sentence, or change it to AF which is what I assume you mean.

Also get rid of the pic that looks like your some kind of bro-brah frat bro at a toga party. It makes you look like everything that's not considered cool at this moment in time.

Also for someone who wants adventure and likes nature your pics look boring as

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halp

Talk shit, critique idc just give me something to work with

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>>25488606
I'm new to tinder
Can I set it to gay/bi options?
I can't find any

>>25498716
try looking in settings

faggot.

>>25498730
I can't find the orientation option.

The closest is show males option

>>25492942
First attractive guy all thread.

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>>25498712
Look at that fur buy I would

8/10

>>25498591
The fuck is implied. It's slang, I'll change it though.

And I don't usually take photo's of myself or let people take photos of me because I'm autistic as. But I'll keep that in consideration.

>>25498757
>>25498591
Oh, also I have my instagram linked, which has a lot of pictures I've taken of places I've hiked to, camped at etc.

>>25498742
Well call me old fashioned but if you set your gender as male and you want to see males, that makes you gay. I'm pretty sure the casual sex app knows how sexuality works.

>>25496615
I don't trust anyone that wants to mix vanilla and mango. Bitch seems crazy. Worth a date though

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>>25498591
I've made some adjustments, how's this?

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>>25498767
Can I get confirmation in this?
I don't want to screw up and drop my spagetti

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Suggestions on how to get a better profile?
I'm thinking about using emojis to liven up/ normiefy my bio

How the fuck do I take an attractive picture of myself? I am balding which doesn't help my case and probably also slightly autistic so facial expressions are difficult to do without looking bizarre. I am probably just overthinking it. I looked at some dude's profiles just to see what they are doing and most are pretty bad

>>25499327
I like the Monty Python Reference

>>25499454
Be happy and practice are the best advice I can give

t. weirdo who is getting better at taking good pictures

>>25492032
Cringeeeeeee

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sos!!

>>25498864
The above poster is correct

I am going to the town where a girl I met on tinder lives(I would be going even if it wasn't for her), and I told her I am coming. We have talked and snapped for months, and are getting really close, but we have never met before. She didn't reply. How fucked am I? I'd rather get a "I don't want to meet you" than no answer. Advice?

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how's this for a bio? I'd write about myself but I also don't wanna give the impression I'm taking Tinder too seriously

I guess I'm just a boring shitbag. All my pics are me standing alone with a wilderness backdrop (not selfies). My bio is my interests and says where I'm from and when I moved to my new city. I don't want to put some ebin quirky bio because that's not me at all.

I work in a field where it would be extremely unprofessional for me to say what my job is on Tinder (government). So I don't even have a job listed. I'm just a boring guy.

Blanket question. Do you guys and gals match with people you already know IRL if they come up on your tinder?

How many pictures should you use for a tinder profile? And what kind of pictures would you say are acceptable? I'm thinking about trying it out but I don't really take a lot of pictures of myself.

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Had the profile for a week but only 4 matches so far. I think my profile looks pretty good so not sure what the issue is =/

>>25489228
do yourself a favor and get rid of picture number 6

>>25499996
Absolutely remove that atheist part and also remove that first picture, it makes it look like your forehead is massive.

Does a blue star under their name mean someone superliked me or I did? Cuz I never superlike

>>25489495
did you get bitches or na??

>>25502619
Both

>>25496989
"yes"

>>25501840
Idk you look fun, maybe switch 3 for a very complementing selfie.
Also lift.

>>25498770
I like it, anon. You look pretty cute.

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>>25502218
?

>>25501840
Remove 2 and 3
You also need to change your posture. Get fit and someone to help you out with fashion if you want to improve more.

>>25488732
Way too formal - work photos? A shirt with the top button closed? Are you a cubicle grunt with no fun in your life? That's what this is projecting.

>>25489228
Change the current one, it sounds like you're trying to get fucked as often as possible this summer. Say something topical or interesting, or list a couple of your (non-cringe) hobbies.

>>25491093
You've got same-face syndrome in your pics. 1, 2, 4 and 6 look the same. Take out a few of them and put in candid shots where you're with your mates instead.

Also, your redneck-y brother in pic 3 is hotter than you, don't show them what they could've had.

>>25492949
It's an unfriendly parking lot selfie, what do you expect? The good news is that you're hot, so just find a nice Facebook pic where you look happy amongst friends and use that.

>>25493876
Cringe. Computers and you're all alone. At least pretend you interact with other people and don't lock yourself away in a dark room all week.

>>25496194
My dick exploded.

>>25496307
You look cute af man. Try to add another group pic to the mix and I think you're doing alright.

>>25498770
You look cute. Bottom right, or bottom left are nicer main pictures IMO. If you have another group pic it makes you seem more social and likeable.

>>25499996
You have a large forehead, why the fuck would you have that hairstyle that makes it look like a fivehead? Remove the main picture immediately, and get a haircut that suits your face.

You need better pictures, top right and middle right are the best of a mediocre lot. Get a haircut and good pics, you'll do fine man.

....and you've reposted >>25503299. Just... no. Why are you sabotaging your chances with bad main pictures? That horse pic is horrible dude.

>>25503953
What would a good haircut for my face look like? I never know what to do with my hair..
Also, I just kind of made my account on a whim. There isn't a whole lot of pics of pics I have of myself. What would be some examples of good pics, scenario wise?
It's an alpaca btw.

>>25503979
You need something with a bit of a fringe, and a cut that lightens the weight of hair on the top of your head. Lots of styles, take a look online and see what suits. The last thing you want is a Marge Simpson haircut that elongates the face and draws attention to your forehead.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that prominent normally as long as you ditch that haircut.

Sorry, alpaca.

Good pics are some group shots with friends, or a cropped photo or two of yourself in group pics. Selfies and animal-prominent photos should be kept to a minimum.

>>25504011
>You need something with a bit of a fringe, and a cut that lightens the weight of hair on the top of your head. Lots of styles, take a look online and see what suits.
I'm clueless on stuff like this. Can you post something that would work, please?
>Good pics are some group shots with friends,
Oof. About that...

>>25504018
http://haircutinspiration.com/hairstyles-for-men-with-big-foreheads/

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r8 my profile lads

>>25504138
haha aa

>>25504138
hoho oo

>>25504138
haha mm

>>25504138
holy shit, hes so good looking i would let him penetrate my dickhole for ages with his claw

>>25504166
tomte...

>>25504166
Jag hatar bögar
Försvinn här ifrån

>>25504138
Why ur hand. Look like chicken?

>>25504182
his mother was a chicken

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Will this work

>>25504182
>han vet inte vem kloanon är
Jävla nybögar

>>25504191
dds

>>25504202
d1a

>all the cucks itt

lmao

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This app is fun but I'm going to get aids

>>25488606
Obviously gay.

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just started tinder, is this an ok pic to use? i am so fucking bad at taking pictures ;_;
also would it be a good idea to dye my hair blonde (like platnum blonde)

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>>25488606
This shit is pointless if you're below a 7.5 and/or a robot.

No way in hell fucking some fattie sjw's is better than edging to hentai while listening to Swedish death metal.

>>25506990
inb4 get better pictures
all I have is these shitty webcam pictures
my family is gone and I have no friends.

>>25492942
You're tall and handsome. Don't be extremely retarded and you should be the most successful guy ITT

>>25506990
Stop being a robot
Get better pictures
Make new friends
Or go back to to /r9k/ if all you want to do is complain about how hard it is to improve yourself

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>>25507179
Don't tell me what to do faggot.

This shit is funny as fuck.

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>>25507479
lmao she unmatched me within the millisecond I sent her my custom waifu.

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Fuck me up senpai

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Tips?
PT. 1/2

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>>25507556
PT. 2/2

>>25498712
Rly good!!! The butt toucher thing is super tacky

>>25501276
No this is tacky

>>25504138
Very very cute
>>25507174
Would swipe left cus ur a Jew desu lol

Honestly mention how you're a soros shill and most girls would swipe right

>not a single match in more than two weeks
>delete account and create an identical new one
>4 match tonight
They just put new profile on top so you think the app work, then bury it so you buy boost. Well joke on you Tinder, I'm just going to delete and recreate my account every time I'm not matching enough.

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>>25494874

Holy fuck so much this.

Pro Tip: Compliment their eyeliner. A lot of women don't use much makeup but eyeliner is like a must now a days. That shit is hard to put on and little to no one acknowledges it (idk why, it's like the first thing I notce, good eyeliner can change someone from night to day). Complementing their eyeliner is one way to immediately catch them off guard.

>>25494874
>knowing specific makeup brands and shades
Chances are they just think you're gay and work in cosmetics. A better approach is maybe mentioning their hair or clothes since some regulars guys will know some brands.

Also it's weird as fuck but compliment their eyebrows. This works so well it's ridiculous.

>>25492942
killing it rules 1&2 you fucking show off

>>25493073
remove the picture with the cake , you have a child body for someone who runs a lot, the nipples look weird also the white frame glasses are terrible but thats imo , and what are you hoping to accomplish with your bio,

you have enough pictures taken of you to prove you have friends try taking a picture that flatters you rather than these candids , i think you could sneak by with a bathroom selfie or something

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help

fuck the game. fuck all of it. I'm not "witty" enough to snag women. I'm good at small talk or banter. I just don't give a shit 99% of the time and I have a hard time pretending. sex is not worth all this stress and bullshit. either you got natural charisma and charm, or ya dont. and no amount of weight lifting and taking care of yourself matters if you can't write a fucking simple bio and have good banter.