Looking for a male NEET to be my live-in. I would take care

>>25487643
I'm looking for some one to give me HIV and/or murder me

i think we can make a deal

>>25487644

I don't have HIV. I'm not a virgin, but I have very little experience. Have been tested regardless and I'm clean. Happy to share results with anyone I end up meeting.

Not a murderer either. I'd ask the guy to take all reasonable precautions, let someone know where he's going, etc. I do the same with my seekingarrangement meetups.

I get the concerns hidden in your post, but I'm for real and happy to prove it by extended contact, being open, etc.

>>25487643
This is so much more unbelievable than the gf threads.
24 year old NEET guy, rip me.

>>25487646

How? What is so unbelievable?

Seekingarrangement, male 4 male sugaring is a thing. Go join SA (free for the "sugar babies") and see for yourself. This is an extension, a modification of that.

And yes, I like guys like that. I'm nerdy myself and I want a guy with similar interests. I'm not super experienced and I don't want someone who is who will intimidate me - plus, it makes the first orgasm you give them that much more special. etc. etc.

I'm real, man. Send me an email. Use throwaways. Wake up tomorrow and realize I'm still messaging you and it's not a joke. Refresh and repeat as long as it takes.

fuck it why not. god knows nothing is tying me down here

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>>25487647
What are the chances that a qt girl will want to be a provider?

>>25487643
I like your thread man. This is kinda a new one lol.

Hope you get your ideal boibussy, friend.

>>25487649

Honestly, slim to none. Sugar mamas are extremely rare. Guys often join SA (seekingarrangement) and put "Interested in: Women" and see there are like a single digit number of real, non-scam, non-fake sugar mamas in the usa on the site, and they go for the supermegachads, I'm sure (and prob barely pay, if at all).

Source: Straight guys who, out of desperation, put "Interested in: Women, Men" and messaged me.

>>25487650

Thanks for the positive vibes. I hope so too. :)

Bumparoozles.

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>21, 5'6 asian neet/hikki male
>california
>138~ lbs, weight sits healthily at 128 but poor diet/no exercise atm
>black/dark brown hair
>hairy but don't want to be
>inadequate member
>effeminate
>unironically like the idea of being something like a "househusband"
>ie wearing homely clothes and taking care of the usual chores including cooking
>afraid of physical/sexual relations especially with an (older) male
>do not want to do lewd or be lewded
>unfortunately cannot do tame things either like cuddling, coming back to the physical relations thing
>neet for 3 years and hikki for 2
>really wanna move out but scared because this offer seems too good to be true

i can do all the labour but my kokoro is not capable to letting of the lewd/tame play to happen unfortunately.

*

kik: sukoshi_

>>25487654
>to letting of the lewd
is not capable of letting me do the lewd/tame play*

i can speak fluent english btw but i prefer to speak only as much as is necessary

>>25487654

Hmm. Short, Asian, effeminate. But, you seem real at least.

No intimacy kinda sucks, whether sexual or cuddling. But, I'll chat with you and see where things go.

Talk to you on kik bro.

>>25487656
okay im here

>>25487643
Would you be willing to fly someone from another country? I'm trying to find a way into america but I'm poor as fuck

>>25487658

Honestly, if we click extra well, yes. Which country and what do you look like? I'll be honest and tell you if it's possible.

>>25487657

Messaged you bro, did you not get it?

This shit belongs on /soc/, stop bringing your bullshit here, you've been in three threads so far.

>>25487661

It is directly relevant to r9k, since I'm seeking a robot. And why not post in relevant threads?

hi

>19, 5'10 white neet male
>florida
>i'm 180~lbs so kinda on the chubbier side
>short black hair
>not hairy
>average penis
>im a nervous beta
>not really good at cooking/cleaning but will do my best
>nervous about a physical relationship but i could get used to it
>dont like/want buttstuff but i love cuddling

sry if i didnt give you enough details im very nervous about this

my email is [email protected]

good luck anon
and fuck original comments

>>25487663

Don't be nervous. :)

I emailed you!

>tfw no sugar mama
I'm straight so I don't think joining that site would help at all

>>25487664

Thanks man. I really appreciate it.

I've had some promising contacts but history shows most/all will flake, stop responding, etc., so I am still looking for interested people.

>>25487666

Some straight guys on there allow submissive daddies to suck them only, using porn and viagra, no kissing or whatever. I mean, if they are 100% straight or not who knows, but I imagine some of them are.

Still, yet another way straight guys are at a disadvantage. My sympathies, anon.

>>25487667
I emailed you but you never responded ;_;
ori

>>25487669

Caught in spam. my b. First time that's happened tonight, surprisingly enough. response coming in a sec. :)

I-is prison gay ok?

you had me at not into buttstuff. i'm the same way.
i'd be perfect for you, but i know i probably couldn't go through with it.

>>25487672

Such a tease. Reach out and let's at least chat. No commitment.

>>25487671

Yes. Kind of adorable desu.

>>25487665
I guess im not your type

no hard feelings, i would be put off by how weird i am also :/

>>25487675

Nah, read but forgot to respond and then it got buried, sorry. Just responded.

I'll never intentionally ghost you or anyone. If I don't respond I'm busy or it got buried. Feel free to bump after say a day. Just in general. If I decide not to pursue things further, I'll let you know. It's just the polite thing to do.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET

>Your location? Willing to relocate?
USA and yes. I've been to Texas before.

>Your age?
21

Your sex?
Male

>Your preferred sex?
Guy. I've gotten more and more masculine as I've aged.

>Contact info
I'll email you with a pic.
Would prefer Skype/IRC/Discord primarily. Also have a google voice number that I can share in email.

You should know that I'm a shut-in recluse and I require a decent amount of privacy or else I tend to break down.

195lbs and 5'10" with an American football-esque build without the muscle. I'll show a pic. My dick is on the bigger side of average. It can grow to be as big as 7" long with a 5.5" circumference.

>>25487677

Sounds good so far. I have a number I can text with too, so that might be easiest.

Got-moved-to-soc bump.

I'm intrigued but 1. It would probably never happen and 2. I don't have a throwaway email right now

>>25488829

It is going to happen with someone, the only question is who.

Throwaway emails are easy to make.

>>25487643
M 18 kik: pieterprop
Your advert is cute. Please send me something on kik

>>25489522

lol ty. Shot you a message.

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>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET.
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
PA yes
>Your age?
22
>Your sex?
Male.
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Female preferred, or really feminine traps (hrt, etc)
>Contact info?
[email protected]
kik dreadlocksamson
>Anything else salient I missed.
I'm tall, attractive, and well endowed. introverted nature makes it virtually impossible to meet/talk to women because im basically a robot but I am nice and etc. Good times await

>>25490169

Got your message and replied. I'm a non-trap dude, though, fwiw.

>>25490251
Stern enough to convince myself otherwise

>>25490337

I don't follow.

>>25487643
Message me on kik op?

As a potential provider, what's the advantage to this over just getting a real boyfriend?

>>25490536

Gimme your kik and I will.

>>25490544

A few things. One, I have a stressful job and don't have a ton of time or energy for dating. Two, I tend towards Uhaul-lesbianism, that is, I want to move out of the casual and into the serious stage as quickly as possible. Gay guys especially can be commitment-phobes. Three, the obvious benefits of a live-in (cleaning, cooking, sleeping together every night). And finally, I'm not good looking - well, I'm ok looking, but I'm obese. Makes normal dating difficult, too.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET

>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Canada BC, yes.

>Your age?
18

>Your sex?
Male

>body?
6'2, white guy, surprisingly fit for someone who rarely exits his room

>Your preferred sex?
sadly only like females

>Contact info
[email protected]

this whole thread is shady as fuck

>>25490588

Prison gay? Or no interest in a male provider period? Confused since you posted in my thread lol.

>>25490604

How?

>>25487643
Hey op I'm
NEET
Texas
26
Male
bi
I can clean, cook, maybe offer companionship, cuddling before I eat, lewd stuff yes.
my kik is chatmonchy4
I'm white, average height, kind of pale, not a virgin, extroverted to some degree, small dick, masculine voice/demeanor (I act like a guy), romance is nice, anime and video games are cool.

>>25491146

Cool. I'll shoot you a message.

what if a provider suddenly dosent want this person in the house anymore what do someone as a neet do then ? thats scary to me

>>25491925

I doubt it would happen all of a sudden. I don't have a temper and I'm not cruel. If for some reason it wasn't working out we would talk it over and I'd arrange for transportation back to their home.

>>25491940
thats very nice <3

>>25491925
I guess that's what makes this arrangement worth the money, you become dependent and the person providing has a strong sense of control over you.

>>25491942

I suppose. To me it would be the obvious course of action.

I'm looking for someone to care about and who will car me about me. I'm not looking for a fucktoy to dispose of when it gets old and rusty. That's just not me.

>>25491957
This is what I've always done when things havent worked out.

>>25491953

I would/will provide a weekly allowance. They could easily save 100% of that and have get-away money of their own, in their own account, in short order.

>>25492000
Sure, but being dependend makes a person think twice before doing anything that could anger you. And it's a comfy life that's on the line.
Anyway, i'm not doubting your intention, good luck finding your house bf.

Personally i could afford to provide for a househusband, but it wouldn't be much of a luxurious life in the next few years. Plus if I was to work for somebody he would have to stay woth the kids and i'm to controlling to let him raise the offsprings as he likes.

>>25492028

Ty anon.

Can't say I have any kids lol. . .

Bumparoni.

b-bump

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
I'm a NEET.

>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Utah. Yes, I'm willing to relocate.

>Your age?
26

>Your sex?
Female

>Your preferred sex?
I prefer males but I'm open to all types.

>I would cook, clean, provide compaionship, cuddle, and we can do lewd things but I'm asexual and can't orgasm so there is that.

>Contact info?
Kik is Dreamy.Mouse

>Anything else salient I missed.
I've always had a low sex drive and too much sex can stress me out and dread the activity. I doubt I will get any replies but I'm giving this a shot.

>>25495012
I'm on the chubby/big side, I'm 5'3", I have brown hair and eyes, I wear glasses, I like anime and manga, I also love to just sit around and watch Netflix or YouTube to pass the time.

>>25495012

Something something roastie something something reeee.

Hope you find someone though. :)

Sorapsion is my kik my guy, i think i can be what you want

>>25495349

Alright, shooting you a msg. :)

Buuuump

>ITT NEETS

I mean, I too am a NEET that is attractive but has poor social skills, who would love a provider arrangement, I do fine but I don't want to live with family anymore and if some woman with money wants me to be her live in fuck friend (Especially if I'm still allowed to date whoever I want), that would be a dream come true.

But the chances of it happening, let alone happening in this specific thread, on this specific website, are basically nil.

>>25496582
Fantasy land scenario.

>>25491953
100% this. As someone in a similar situation now (he had me relocate quit my job) there WILL be a power imbalance.

>>25496582

>some woman

Yeah, that is nil. Sorry man.

>>25497158

How long did you get to know him in advance? Were there any warning signs?

I'm down with getting to know the guy/NEET for as long as it takes until he is comfortable. And until I am comfortable.

I also like to think my genuineness shows through, but I may be biased...

>>25497158
Are you happy where you are?

>>25491845
can't wait to get it :)

>6'2 18 y/o Latino
>around 190 lbs
>don't really know what I like, not sure about college
>pretty much hairless body but hairy legs
>pretty nervous about even putting my info here but whatever
>I'm not sure if I'm into butt stuff
>actually likes cooking and cleaning stuff
Cuddling seems nice and the lewd stuff would be a great first experience I guess (probably need to know you first)
My kik is winkwonk12

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Soon to be NEET, going to college but I hate the atmosphere. Dropping out soon
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
By Seattle WA, willing, but unable.
>Your age?
19
>Your sex?
Male.
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Either, but I prefer male/trap
>Contact info?
Mpkins220 on kik

19 year old white turbo nerd/weeb introvert and also a femboy in progress. I don't really know too many people where I am because I moved not too long ago. I cant fucking seem to hold down a job and I'm just sick of being given the run around by employers.
Looking to cook/clean/cuddle/fug/have a relationship with somebody as their live-in boywife
I cannot do shit until next year, but maybe shoot me a message on kik if you want

>>25498494

Messaged.

>>25498720

Sorry man, femboy isn't for me, but I hope you find someone!

Bumping!

>>25497924
Eh kind of. I like him but having trust issues isn't fun.
>>25497473
Warning signs? Hmm he's 38 and I'm 19 I suppose that should of been one haha

>>25500799

Gotcha. Obligatory "I'm only 26!" :P

How long have you been with him?

>>25487643
Where at in Texas? What age range are you looking for?

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Guys please don't do this. I'm stuck with a 28yr old NEET I picked up when she was 20 and you just end up with a child to feed. They don't cook, clean, shower regularly or do anything except play vidya all day. They won't even have sex anymore, but I can't say I want to with the hygiene issues. Her parents won't take her back and she's completely undatable (cute if cleaned up, but DOESN'T HAPPEN EVER). I tried kicking her out before, but she threatened to cut herself, beat herself up and run out the door screaming rape.

I'm stuck with this shit. I'm 32yrs old and I have to explain to dates I have a 28yr old child. I just want to die.

>>25500799
I always encourage independent success so that my partners are free to leave at any time.

I'm younger than he is, but if you like him, you probably aren't looking to make a move.

>>25501153

Houston/San Antonio.

I'm open on age. 18-30. I guess I would prefer, say, 21-24ish. But it's a very light preference.

bumping!!!

>>25501163
jesus christ people are getting dumber by the minute

Are there any NEETS outside the US that are searching for a new home? (UK, Germany)

>>25502160

Definitely been some. UK, Belgium, Russia off the top of my head.

>>25487644
Under rated post

24 m
>trans/bi
>130 lb light exercise
>avg diet ~conscious eater
>2 jobs getting tired of it
>looking to get out of IN
>little to no experience
>sub
>no ass eating
Kik:dusty1412

I have schizophrenia, a deal breaker for most,
it's not bad at all anymore, but I don't want to
live with someone who I can't be open with.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
NEET /// potential provider (SSI)


>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Texas, probably not unless you spoil me.

>Your age?
26(I look boyish 18-20 at best // androgynous)

>Your sex?
Male

>body?
5'9 160lbs
hairy
Long dark hair
brown eyes
Half hispanic//caucasion
clean

>Your preferred sex?
Male I prefer either very fem or a manly top who can put me in my place.

>Contact info
kik: drewblack09

Totally cool, if you don't want to take a chance with a schizophrenic. I wouldn't want a potential psychopath in my house either :P
>>25501163
lol

Figured that I'd post even though I'm in the UK.

>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Neet
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
England is my city. Willing to relocate
>Your age?
21
>Your sex?
Male
>Sexual Orientation?
Bi-sexual (virgin)
>Appearance
6'0
185lbs
White skin (quite pale)
Masculine
Short-medium length brown hair
Blue eyes
Wears glasses
Facial hair
7" dick
Generally hairy
Very clean
>What can I do?
I can clean, do the shopping and house chores. I love cooking and already cook all meals for my family, so that won't be a problem. I'm also great with computers and can sort out any of your tech problems. I'm nervous and quite shy, but enjoy romance and closeness. I am open to lewd stuff too.
>Likes/hobbies?
cuddling
Reading
Binge watching TV series or anime
Playing too many video games
Cooking
Fishing (I do go outside sometimes)
>Contact info?
Email: [email protected]

>NEET or provider?
NEET
>Age, sex, location? Willing to relocate?
23/m/Southeastern Ontario/ Yes
>Your preferred partner? Guy, girl, trap, sea monster, etc?
I am pretty open on this one.
>Describe your ideal relationship - how do you want this to turn out?
I want to be someone’s house-husband, cooking, cleaning, making and fixing things, and just generally managing everything around the house for my partner to come home to.

>NEETs: What financial support do you require? Phone bill? WoW? Cute clothes on the regular?
Phone, credit card, and once student loans kick in, I am probably looking at ~150 a month, so preferably 200-250 plus a budget for whatever projects you want me to do.


>Your contact info?
Kik:timspls
>And anything salient I might have missed.
I took some college courses in engineering to do with electronics and metalworking, as well as having a lot of experience fixing things, so if there is something you want me to make for you, I can probably do it, as long as you can cover tools/materials cost.

>>25506258

You sound amazing. Emailing you.