Ideal partner thread' >Their gender >Their age

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This is my ideal partner. If she exists she's my only hope.

>Their gender
M or F

>Their age
18-35

>Their height
M: 5'10+
F: 5'-5'10
>Their body type
M: skinny, lanky but athletic.
F: anything but obese
>Their race/nationality
M: white, full head of dark hair, clean shaven
F: white or Asian
Both: preferably not covered in tattoos and no facial piercings
>Their personality/interests
Laid back, likes anime, loves cats and dogs, somewhat adventurous but still likes to chill. I would like to be the stay at home mom/housewife so hopefully they'd be very career oriented. They would have to be honest and faithful of course, and be patient with me sexually as I am a virgin. I am what I like to call an introverted extrovert, so I can go out to the bars and rage one night, and then yay at home and cuddle and watch horror movies the next. I am just very blendable.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Going to Disneyland and goofing off, or maybe a hike along the beach and then swimming. Staying home and watching Insidious and cuddling my cats and dogs is good too.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I am a white female, 5'5" exactly, not sure of weight since I don't own a scale but I am thicc but I workout a lot so, I guess hourglass would be best way to describe. I have naturally past shoulder length blonde hair and some freckles on my nose and cheeks. I'm very passive, it takes a lot to get me mad. I'm also very close with my parents who have been married almost 40 years so family is very important. I'm a bit weird and outgoing, most people can't figure me out and say I'm an enigma and a blast to be around. I live to make people laugh, shock value is hilarious to me. I enjoy working out and taking care of myself, like beauty and hair.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Here's me .///.
>Optional contact
Drop your kik only if this fits you

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>>25485339

kik or discord?

>>25485400
Umm I want a gf like that too

>>25485398
I fit pretty well with some minor quips. My kik is whyamievendoingthis if you want to chat it out.

>>25485400
Do you exist? You can't be real
What's the catch

>>25485398

I'm a 5'5 white bi female with a soft spot for adventurous blonde girls. I fit pretty much everything and you sound absolutely lovely. Kik is hellbatto if you'd like to chat!

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Just curious, anyone have success in these threads?

I get a few contacts, but no response when I message them. Why even give your kick/discord if you're just gonna ignore the person you left it for?

>>25485339
They're usually crazy and sad all the time.
t. a girl who is similar

24+
In the UK
Browses /lit/, /his/, /out/
Admiration for nature
Over 5'10
Masculine
Funny and/or interesting to talk to
Caring, respectful, able to communicate
Independent
I enjoy accents

>>25485922
I have Syrian accent and would like you to also enjoy my huge cock

>>25485919
Well that works out since I'm crazy too and I can feel good about comforting her and making her happy.
Now be my obsessive gf pls

>unironically wanted to meet up with people from this site

Why would you guys want to meet up with social rejects? Unless you are one yourself

>legal
>female
>cow tits
>gives me lots of attention

Me
>20s
>good job
>funny
>awesome

>>25486587
wanting***

Even if I don't really care about trivial things such as race or body type I just want to share time with someone I can care about. More than anything someone who's into geeky stuff but that does not get too much over it. I am a guy in his twenties who's quite busy but at night I love to speak with friends, to keep up and things like such.

I am into music since I am a guitarrist/bassist/drummer so if ypu want to play anything you can talk me.

Sorry for my down-average english since i'm not native.

Ask for my Kik if you want to chat.

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-24
>Their height

>Their body type
Skinny or thicc
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality

>Their interests
pic related
>Describe a perfect day with them
wheat fields
>Talk a bit about yourself
Leaving for the army in a month, play vidya, lift, and play poker.

>gender
female
>age
college or a little older
>height
preferably 5'6 or shorter, but not a deal breaker
>body type
anything between thin/athletic and a little chubby. cute face is more important to me, but a nice ass and cute tits don't hurt
>race/nationality
whatever, not super into black girls
>can be outgoing or shy, as long as not crazy. preferably pretty smart, playful at times, good sense of humor. open and direct with communication, no passive-aggressive bullshit. loves animals.
>interests
similar to mine, eg vidya anime music reading cooking. indoor stuff mostly. would be great if you had your own interests as well that you're passionate about
>perfect day
a comfy day at home. cooking, a movie/tv, sex, cuddles, games, maybe a walk or bike ride if the weather is nice. end the day with more sex
>about myself
soon to be senior in college, 5'8", USA. just looking for some fun right now.
>pic related
me and an ex

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>>25486767
fucking forgot pic

>>25486711
ayylmao :x

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Ideal female (I'm male)
>Their age
18-20
>Their height
5'-5'8"
>Their body type
Prefered, a bit chub ~160-200lb, but 100-150lb is nice too
Butt size doesn't matter to me, all butts are generally cute (Tits > ass)
(Not a body types but glasses are cute)
>Their race/nationality
White or Asian, prefered paler/light skin
>Their personality
Definitely loving, someone who sets me as priority, lowkey/highkey nerdy, just a general sweetheart who'll take take of me and just has a drive to talk to me, definitely must have a slightly avant-garde sense of humor, very ironic, makes stupid jokes no one gets except us,
>Their interests
Maybe gaming or anime or both. Atleast some music I like (lofi, alt, rnb, ind, etc.) Movies, food, memes, avant-garde humor
>Describe a perfect day with them
Honestly laying in bed cuddling on a cold day would be ideal, but maybe going out to eat at a decent restraunt we both enjoy and just talking
>Talk a bit about yourself
18/ CA, USA. Slightly above average intelligence. Loves music. Very honest off the bat. Recently out a year + long relationship (starting to get over it), always fails kms, very relaxed but I like to be treated in a similiar fashion as I'm treating someone
I HAVE A STUPID INFOGRAPHY SO (i fucked up and put liberal is okay lol)

>Contact (optional)
Kik: fateofdestruction
Discord: worldisafuck #9303

>>25487297
You have kik or discord?

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>Their gender
Male or Female
>Their age
18-35
>Their height
Doesn't matter
>Their body type
Slim/Average/chunky
>Their race/nationality
Any/Any
>Their personality
Adventurous, deeply sarcastic, can appreciate philosophy but not on a serious level. Self aware. Open minded.
>Their interests
Art, Music, Film, nothing too pretentious. I'm not picky just don't say vaping and Five Finger Desth Punch.
>Describe a perfect day with them
going to an old thrift store followed by lunch in some dive bar that doesn't specialize in lunch culminating in some smoking while watching shitty arthouse mumblecore movies. Or other shenanigans. If I try to show you Gummo, I'm probably drunk.
>Talk a bit about yourself
24. Male. Maryland native but I'm in Europe presently for my job. Lived in Tokyo for a couple years. Dig the paranormal and obnoxious astrology shit(Scorpio for the record). Getting back into writing now that I have the experience I need to finish something worth reading. I don't take anything too seriously, I really like Camus, I have a fair amount of tattoos, and I mostly listen to death metal/alternative.
>Optional contact
deraufschlitzeraufvernunft

>>25488285
That's my skype btw sry am sleepy

>>25488236
discord, what's urs?

>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18-22
>Their height
5'0"-5'8"
>Their body type
not too chubby,or thin
>Their race/nationality
preferably white
>Their personality
loyal,honest,ambitious and fairly open to discussing anything
>Their interests
Anime,video games, TV shows, dogs/cats, movies, books
>Describe a perfect day with them
breakfast, then go for a walk and have lunch at some restaurant, and cuddle up and watch a movie/anime or play vidya.
>Talk a bit about yourself
Male, skinny but with some muscle, 6', dark brown hair, 19 y.o.
>Contact
Discord Top Kek#5673
kik toohot4m3

>Male

>26-32

>I'm 6'0 so anything more than that is a-ok

>Not obese. Pref light muscle

>EU

>Enthusiastic, optimistic, with an urge to learn and discover. I want a partner to have adventures with, read books, see stuff, go places... Affectionate, likes to talk, is nice to people, enjoys talking for hours about what author meant.

>I'd love someone creative! Also video games because I couldn't live with someone who's not into vidiya with me. :s Reading is a must.


>I have so many scenarios in my head. This is hard. With the right person any day is perfect, whether it's action-packed or it's just sitting on a sofa, drinking tea and reading books.

>Talk a bit about yourself
A grill, 26, woking in video game industry, degrees in graphic design for vidoe games and literature. Likes books, board games, RPGs, drawing, traveling, parties and silly sci-fi TV series. Very social.

>Their gender
Male
>Their age
18 - 30

>Their height
5,11 or 6,0
>Their body type
Average to slight chub

>Their race/nationality
Any race , Murican


>Their personality
4chan nerd , vidya lover
>Their interests
Same as above
>Describe a perfect day with them
It's hard to say what would be perfect
>Talk a bit about yourself
Average guy who enjoys talking to other guys , kinky guys
> optional contact
If anyone is interested send me your email

>>25488977
Is a throwaway email fine for now?

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>>25485327
femail

16

5'4"

small boobs, small waist, wide hips;thick thighs

Working out, fishing, fucking, scuba diving,SD tank, reading

Wake up work out, fuck, nap, walk on the beach, go home, fuck, sleep

Im a 6' tall spic that have the intrests i listed, also have a big dick and am quiet

kik: jackthelittlebigman

>Their gender
Male
>Their age
24+
>Their height
5'10+
>Their body type
Athletic/thicc athletic
>Their race/nationality
Not fussed about race if I find you attractive. Non native English speaker would be nice.
>Their personality
Laidback, stable, well-adjusted (job, live alone, no glaring mental health problems, brush teeth everyday etc), confident, able to socialise, comfortably, not overly clingy. Someone a little non-conventional, interesting. Can impress me in some form
>Their interests
Anything outdoorsy, or sporty. Similar interests to me so we can do things together plus some things that I haven't done before that you can teach me. Not interested in weeb shit.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Driving somewhere secluded, spending the day doing something outdoors, and finishing up camping, drinking beer and eating shitty pre-made sandwiches
>Talk a bit about yourself
22, 5'9, athletic, have a few tattoos, own house, good job, independent, cycle, surf, climb, quite relaxed, open minded and happy to give anything a go, wild streak and prone to occasional mad ideas, not lonely

>>25488995
Sure thing

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>Their gender
Male
>Their age
20-25
>Their height
5'8 or taller
>Their body type
Lanky, thin, a little chubby
>Their race/nationality
White, bonus points for Irish, Scottish, or German ancestry
>Their personality
Teasing, ambitious, knows what they want in life, likes to stay home and cuddle while watching ironically bad movies, likes deep conversations and isn't afraid to talk about their feelings, able to work relationship problems out.
>Their interests
Anime, cosplay, art, music, playing instruments, table top games, video games, nature, history, loves animals.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Going to the zoo or maybe an aquarium while taking cute couple photos. Then going to a nice restaurant and talking the night away. Afterwards we would go back home and having amazing sex before cuddling up and falling asleep.
>Talk a bit about yourself
20, 5'5, natural born ginger with dark brown eyes. Chubby, love retro dresses and shoes from the 50's and 60's. Owner of two asshole cats that I love regardless. Psychology major. Really into music and can play the marimba, trombone, and drumset.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Yep that's me

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
20-35
>Their height
Doesn't matter, but bonus points if you're taller than me (5'10)!
>Their body type
Thicc, chubby. Thighs are life.
>Their race/nationality
White, Hispanic or Asian
>Their personality
Mommy gf I guess, really affectionate and kind. Maybe a bit controlling and possessive. Sexually dominant with a high sex drive, but also really loves to cuddle. Likes banter and teasing.
>Their interests
Anime, vidya, RPGs, nerd stuff. A healthy interest in music (any genres!) is great, music and the creation of it is one of my fav conversation topics. Anything related to art, design, or fashion too. Anything else you're passionate about is something I'd love to hear about too!
>Describe a perfect day with them
We'd wake up next to each other, have some great morning sex, make breakfast together and watch some TV. We'd then go out downtown and watch a movie and go to some museums, just whatever we felt like. We'd come back home and play video games, making wagers on who would win. We'd cook together again, then watch anime and cuddle, falling asleep the same way we woke up.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm 22, masculine, 5'10, muscular but with a bit of weight I'm trying to lose. I generally keep a beard but I look good (albeit 3 years younger) clean-shaven. I live in an apartment in the midwest US, though I plan to move soon (dunno where). I go to college but dunno if it's right for me, and I work part time. I make electronic music of various genres and I write short stories.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Message me and you'll get a picture!
>Optional contact
kik: vestakar
discord: Silent Fear#7808

>>25489130
fit all of this except I can't play instruments but I like hearing live instruments

where are you located?

also my mom's side of the family is native irish and she has an irish maiden name

>>25489130
Youre super cute. I match most of what you describe as well. Youre perfect day sounds awesome haha. How do i message you?

ideal:
>female, very tall, kind of voluptuous (but not fat/chubby)
>mommy gf
>want to nurture and protect me
>sometimes playfully bully and tease me
>a genuinely good and caring person
>willing to cook and clean and work and do whatever else mommies usually do

>>25488977
Hey there,
would love to get to know you.
My kik is: illuminated_illusion
If you prefer any other means of communication, let me know and I see what I can do.

>Their gender
male
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
6'1+
>Their body type
at least a lil fit, don't like skellys and fatties/chubs. i appreciate a good beard and a viking look
>Their race/nationality
prefer white but i've seen a few guys of other races i thought were hot. don't know, just gotta look good to me
>Their personality
wants to achieve something, strives for success, happiness, love, is funny, rational, can compromise, can and will express himself (emotions, concerns etc), loyal, never had a slut phase, will do nice things for me as i will for him and value me, not overly moral or offended by stuff/sensitive, doesn't have a huge social circle, enjoys being both very dominant and very submissive in bed
>Their interests
sciency/nerdy stuff, outdoor stuff also since i'd like to do that with him (camping, rock climbing or whatever), shows, movies, music. also would be dank if you could paint/draw/play piano well, those are my favs
>Describe a perfect day with them
we're on vacation, big city or somewhere natrue-y, i'd love both. we get up around 10am, have some cuddles before managing to get out of bed, go out to eat, explore something outdoors or do an activity then chill at a rustic cafe/pub later on. then we hang somewhere comfy in the evening, have another meal. maybe watch a movie and have a few drinks. get a little buzzed, have sex then sleep with comfy city/nature noises outside
>Talk a bit about yourself
will be starting uni soon, prolly gonna get a part time job too so my adult life is kinda just starting. i'll be learning something i think i'll enjoy and maybe get new hobbies, meet a friend. personality wise i think i'm pretty much what i described up there, though sometimes i can overreact to stuff but i can admit if i'm at fault when i think it over. as for looks i think i'm pretty good looking, 7-8 maybe?, i'm tall, slim, white, from europe (central/south i dunno)
>Optional contact
post yours and ill add you

>>25488938
brando#5014

>>25489454
>post yours and ill add you
I fit your description like a glove,
Kik: timmmac

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>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18 to upper 20's
>Their height
Shorter than 5'5" preferable, but no hard cutoff
>Their body type
Skinny ideally
>Their race/nationality
White
>Their personality
Modest, reserved, loving in private
>Their interests
Anime, Fire Emblem, traveling, hiking, guns
>Describe a perfect day with them
Take a road trip to the city, explore historical sights, drive to a campground and sleep under the stars together
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm very quiet but I like going out and doing things. I'm usually very reserved and keep my thoughts to myself.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Attached pic of someone I would love to date
>Optional contact
Discord: AcerolaOrion#8957
Email: [email protected]

Male here. Of course I'm relatively young (20) and can't know exactly what kind of girl I would like, so who knows, maybe you can change my criteria :)

>>25489045
26m, Russian but live in London, I fit your description pretty well I'd say, have a forearm tattoo and getting some more soon. Kik is timeloop112

>>25489093
[email protected]

>>Their gender
Female or trans

>>Their age
18-30

>>Their height
Don't care, just don't be an actual midget

>>Their body type
Not overweight

>>Their race/nationality
Don't care

>>Their personality
Happy, bubbly, energetic, to contrast me being laid back and quieter and maybe bring out similar characteristics

>>Their interests
Animals, nature, just doing things I'm general, the arts, music, and film.

>>Describe a perfect day with them
Go out to a beach past midnight and sit back while listening to chill music, while snacking, chatting, and generally enjoying each other's company. Maybe be a little crazy and go for a swim?

>>Talk a bit about yourself
19/m/Canada, studying theatre production and especially sound design. I cook and bake quite well and frequently, but I maintain a skinny athletic frame. 5'8, white, green eyes, slightly darker than hazel hair, look generally disheveled when I dress. I devote most of my spare time to music, love a good (or awful) movie, and tend to be awake more during the night than day. Highly independant, but enjoy a companion. Pretty cynical and sarcastic but only for the sake of humor. Quite a submissive personality, so being dominant is a bonus.

>>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Send me one and I'll send one back

>>Optional contact
Witrak on kik
lettuce head#7949 on discord

>>25489454
I fit a lot of what you ask for, but I'm really not that submissive in bed or in relationships.

Could be worth a try, but add me anyway: Scotboi97

>>25485922
Come to devon and we'll camp out in Dartmoor. Sit around the fire with sensual af music in the background

>>25489457
it didn't work ;-;

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>>25485861
>>25485414
I had to re download kik because my phone is a POS but adding now!

Also since the picture in my post >>25485398 was deleted, here's basically what I look like~

>>25490156
Try now.

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>Their gender
Female

>Their age
18-25

>Their height
just shorter than me lol (6'2")

>Their body type
average, i guess

>Their race/nationality
preferably white or asian

>Their personality
just not too reserved or too clingy. i'd hope, also, to be able to talk a good bit, so maybe basic conversational skills fall under here, too

>Their interests
nothing too specific. preferably no strong aversion to anime or playing video games

>Describe a perfect day with them
can't think of something that would take up an entire day, cause i like to spend time on my own, but it'd definitely include dinner and some handholding

>Talk a bit about yourself
i'm a 6'2" russian guy living in new england (eastern US). going to new york next month to study computer science in uni, and i'm planning to later use that to develop prosthetic limbs/organs. i like writing, playing cello, singing, and playing smite. watch some anime but not much as of late. if you add me then just be prepared for me to not talk to you throughout the entire day, if that's what you're expecting, largely because i just get tired of talking after an hour or two, more so if you're planning to voice/video call me lol. if you've made it this far, then thanks for reading :)

>Optional contact
skype: luxinbur
discord: K.#5573

>>25490220
i look really fucking bad as a thumbnail in this picture, unfortunately
oops lol

>>25490236
my bad, i'm 18

>>25490266
thank you :) i wasnt, i was just criticizing the picture lol

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
18-22
>Their height
5' - 5'6"
>Their body type
skinny/petite
>Their race/nationality
white or asian
>Their personality
pic related + just being a generally nice caring person with sense of humor
>Their interests
vidya (especially in playing with me and enjoying ourselves without tryharding), music, anime, and whatever else people like i guess not really particular beyond being passionate about stuff
>Describe a perfect day with them
whatever they want to do, going to a concert or walks on the beach or some shit. it beats laying around the house napping or listening to music and playing vidya. unless they want to lay around the house napping or listening to music and playing vidya then hell yeah
>Talk a bit about yourself
19 y/o 6'0" 150 lbs white guy in the US that is about to attend college in the fall. i'd like to believe im at least a 7-8/10. i'm at least kinda smart and like to hold intelligent conversation about books or whatever if the want arises, otherwise im happy to talk about any old thing since learning new stuff is pretty cool. extremely relaxed and chill almost to a fault. somewhat straight edge and not looking for anything beyond just a nice relationship one day
>contact
if a girl like this actually exists, contact me on discord - simple#9568

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>>25485823
I don't really know. I'm just here because I'm awkward and horny. To be honest.

>>25490570
I'm not him but you fit what I love. Id love to talk add me wade.ho it's my throwaway kik

>>25490570
You and most other people here. Guess it makes sense.

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>Their gender
M of F
>Their age
17-21
>Their height
Idc
>Their body type
Just don't be fat
>Their race/nationality
Anything, colored is preferred
>Their personality
Intelligent, Fun, has a good taste (patrician)
>Their interests
Art, reading, cinema, music, exercising, vidya
>Describe a perfect day with them
Watching a movie together :] or playing vidya
>Talk a bit about yourself
Personality is in the pic
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Don't care about looks just don't be fat
>Optional contact
Should be someone from Canada. Ontario, Toronto to be specific
Kik: R10.mc

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>Their gender
Male or female
>Their age
My age (22) or older preferably. But with the pop culture knowledge of a geriatric.
>Their height
My height (5'8") or taller I guess. I don't notice/care unless someone is cartoonishly tall or short
>Their body type
I'm a fatty so I'm pretty much stuck with that lol. Tbh I like skinny almost dying guys and like, thiqq guys.
>Their race/nationality
Don't really care as long as they're cute
>Their personality
Complimentary to mine. Hopefully asexual. Likes to party and can keep up with me until 11am. Not overbearing, doesn't yell at me, just kind of gets it (you would know if you get it, duh). Someone who is really open and likes to talk lots about important stuff and dumb stuff. A chameleon like me. Charming, funny, intelligent, quick, warm; also mean and scary.
>Their interests
Me, drugs, music, me, napping, me, being alive
>Describe a perfect day with them
Stay in bed forever, wake up and get high, talk about the weather and some stupid MSN articles; let's me cook them dinner and we watch cartoons and turner classics until I fall asleep on the couch with them playing with my hair (I want this everyday ideally)
>Talk a bit about yourself
Idk what to say, my brain is like a game of ping pong. Also I'm a dateless virgin.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
I never watched it, but the parks and rec guy was wicked hot when he was chubby. I'd still kiss him buff but ya kno...
>Optional contact
Tsundere_69

>>25490245
was almost perfect ):

>>25485398
I fit that criteria. Only thing I'm missing is the dark hair. You sound really cool. My Kik is squidarc if you're interested

>>25485398
RIP that picture I guess...?

>>25490886
You're pretty cute, although I only match like 70% of your criteria, as I'm still overweight and wear a beard. (Related? Probably.)

Are you actually in the vicinity of Disneyland, or is that just pie-in-the-sky stuff? I ask because I'm in North Hollywood.

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>>25485327
>tfw no mentally ill gf to save from suicide

I also realized this type of girl just isn't a very loyal person

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>>25490943
I'd rather have basic INTP or INFP gf instead

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>>25490956

>>25490956
Lmao I'm INTP and I want to kill myself this is pretty gud (ambivert tho)

>>25490943
I'm your girl
Minus the small tits

>>25490943
Shit I want that too now

>Their gender
Female

>Their age
20-30

>Their height
Way into petite girls, but if she's exactly 6'1" and works out - that tickles my fancy too.

>Their body type
Skinny. I like decent chub too but then I am very peculiar about features. Hard body is best body doe.

>Their race/nationality
Doesn't matter, I find particular features in pretty much anyone. It is more of a question of having those particular features - and not just physical. I am talking about political ideologies, education, general world knowledge, willingness to learn and eagerness to share.

>Their personality
I like submissive people, but more than anything I am into people who can hold a conversation. I have a few hobbies and like to wander in all sorts of corners of my mind, so it would only be appropriate for the ideal partner to be at least somewhat interested or proficient in a variety of fields to supplement my curiosity.

>Their interests
Mechanics, physics, vydia, history,
cinematography, music, Russian literature and at least a slight interest in the current political climate.

>Describe a perfect day with them
The perfect day would be more than just a day. I want to travel, but not as a tourist. I want to explore nearby lands and forests. I want to explore vast plains and valleys. I want to go to a concert, then come back home half deaf and cuddle while playing Vidya together or drink the rest of the night and launch fireworks in an empty field.

>Talk a bit about yourself
What is there to say? 26, 6'1", working a blue collar job, no education, immigrant, melancholic, heightened sense of intuition.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Nah

>Optional contact
Shoot me a reply, and I'll drop whatever it is people use these days.

>Their gender
female
>Their age
18-26
>Their height
under 6', shorter=better
>Their body type
under 120lbs or over 200lbs, cute face is most important
>Their race/nationality
not picky
>Their personality
open minded, caring, intelligent, passionate, submissive
>Their interests
typical nerd stuff, suicide, dog collars and shoe laces, music, attention
>Describe a perfect day with them
wake up late, drink, go to a show, ...?
>Talk a bit about yourself
6'0 26m, string bean@140lbs, white, athletic because shit manual labor job
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
if you message i'll send a picture
>Optional contact
kik=nygfan272

my gf :^)

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>>25485327
>Their gender
Feminine, I like female looking things, but don't care about hardware
>Their age
Around mine, within a decade. I'm 27
>Their height
Dont matter, I like tall short and in between.
>Their body type
I like a lot of different types, but boyish and thin, or big titted and curvy tend to be the big hitters. Well. I like big tits in general.
>Their race/nationality
I don't have a specific nationality, but I do prefer paleness and the lack of sun.
>Their personality
Understanding, ambitious, smart, sarcastic to the end, strange. Also exstreamly high sex drive.
>Their interests
Like mine; video games music sex and art
>Describe a perfect day with them
(Day off, nothing to do)We fuck in the morning when we get up, have breakfast one of us makes, fuck again after we get baked. Then we play video games or work on a project together for awhile, quite possibly fucking again. Then it's sushi for lunch, a walk and a joint, possibly a fuck in the park, further adventure/sex untill the night comes, then karaoke beer and probably more sex
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm weird, I like to play video games and get baked. I work in the funeral services. I can be boring if I haven't been dragged out to something. I like to say I'm not the protagonist because I don't have an interest in a lot of things. I'd rather support someone in thier dream because mine is doing just that. I'd like to be a dad one day. I think I'm kind, but k know I can be a dick with my jokes and pranks. I have atypical autism, i can be a bit of a paladin when it comes to standing up for what's right as a result. I preach a bit, my soapbox is a worn out fuck. I'm left on the political spectrum, for a Canadian, but I'm not stupid and know how to use the tools of the right. I have a past, it's darker than I'd like. I can be obsessive. I try and be nice.
>Optional contact
Kik; Amusemouse
Sc; mholl67

19 f

>Their gender
M

>Their age
19–26ish

>Their height
Doesn't matter that much, I'm 5'1 lol. Maybe 5'11ish?

>Their body type
Skinny/average

>Their race/nationality
Doesn't matter too much but I like qt Asian boys :v also redheads are a godsend

>Their personality
Kind, caring, understanding, adventurous, and has a good sense of humor. Probably more introverted like myself, but also down to do extrovert stuff every now and then.

>Their interests
Vidyas, music, anime, adventures, hiking, street fashion, just generally spending time together

>Describe a perfect day with them
We could either just do errands and then go for a walk in the rain to a coffee shop and then go home and lay around or do something like take a road trip to a favorite bands concert

>Talk a bit about yourself
5'1 a bit chubby Hispanic with glasses and kinda emo hair (working on getting rid of STILL) who is generally reserved. Studying biology. Really shy around new people, but love just spending time with close friends, even if it's just doing something like errands. (Those are the best days)

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!


>Optional contact
If you want, ask I guess?

>>25491361
I'm interested in getting to know you. Best way to contact you?

>>25490959
as an INFP grill I wouldn't mind killing someone like that 2bh

>>25491361
What would be the best way of contacting you? I meet almost all of this, and you sound pretty nice yourself.

>>25485398
Contact PP0144 for a good time!

>>25490886

Whelp, you're that girl I've seen posting for a long time and I thought was one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen. This picture doesn't do you justice, honestly. I fit your post, too.

Kik is : bringtheflavor

>>25485919
Where do you usually hang out? What I'm asking is where do crazy girls frequent?

Specifically girls who are crazy through years of childhood abuse
T. Victim

>>25489432
Hey. Drop me an email on [email protected]

>>25490672
Where a template for this at

>>25490800
:(

>Their Gender
Woman
>Their age
23+ preferably
>Their height
Slightly taller than me, I'm 180cm
>Their body type
Not fat, sexy, heck yeah
>Their race/nationality
White, or asian maybe doesn't matter too much, not black though I'm racist
>Their personality
Sweet, caring, cuddly, good sense of humor, not too girly, like a big sis kinda. Doesn't mind if I want to keep to myself now and again.
>Their interests
I mean, I like vidya and anime but having different interests is good too so I don't care too much, just don't be a fucking nature freak, I don't like going outside for more than a chill walk maybe.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Taking it easy, sitting on the couch, talking about random stuff, goofing around, playing video games or watching a show or something.
>talk a bit about yourself
20 year old white, chubby, hairy bear-like man who sits by his computer all day, incredibly introverted, so i get exhausted from social interaction even with my favourite people. I'm pretty funny and like to think that I'm a nice person, probably the smartest man in the universe too. Also like doing drugs now and again.

Kik : Yung.mac420 hmu if you use something else though

pic of qt related

>>25492610
Pic didn't post for some reason, whatever

>>25485398
I'm a shortarse but other than that I seem to fit the bill, would you be arlight with a 5`8 person?

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>Their gender
Grill
>Their age
Prefer over 21 but it's not that important
>Their height
Shorter than me (I'm 6')
>Their body type
Slim to thicc. Would love someone I could convince to lift with me
>Their race/nationality
This doesn't matter to me
>Their personality
Bubbly, clingy but not to the point of being overbearing, has interests of her own
>Their interests
Books, film, vidya, pets, FOOD
>Describe a perfect day with them
Waking up with a late breakfast, taking way too long to get ready, trying a new restraunt, then cuddling on the couch
>Talk a bit about yourself
Uhhh I'm a 6' American dude who considers himself pretty balanced. I usually throw people off with how I look. Nobody expects me to have the nerdy ass interests I do (I used to be a dungeon master)
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
If someone happens to contact me, sure
>Optional contact
Kik: willxcret

>>25490886
you look super yandere.....i meet your requirements but i was abused as a child so i cut all contact with my parents (i have no problems meeting other peoples family i suppose i just dont talk with mine)

kik is cosmiccow6

>>25491361
Hey I fit everything except being Asian or redhead, if only dood.
If you'd like you can kik me at Anonymouswolfguy ( It's the gayest shit) and we can get to know each other.

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I jus want my dicc sucked I've never felt the touch of s female :(

>>25492676
Sister, where art thou?

19 f

>Their gender
M

>Their age
19–26ish

>Their height
Doesn't matter that much, I'm 5'1 lol. Maybe 5'11ish?

>Their body type
Skinny/average

>Their race/nationality
Doesn't matter too much but I like qt Asian boys :v also redheads are a godsend

>Their personality
Kind, caring, understanding, adventurous, and has a good sense of humor. Probably more introverted like myself, but also down to do extrovert stuff every now and then.

>Their interests
Vidyas, music, anime, adventures, hiking, street fashion, just generally spending time together

>Describe a perfect day with them
We could either just do errands and then go for a walk in the rain to a coffee shop and then go home and lay around or do something like take a road trip to a favorite bands concert

>Talk a bit about yourself
5'1 a bit chubby Hispanic with glasses and kinda emo hair (working on getting rid of STILL) who is generally reserved. Studying biology. Really shy around new people, but love just spending time with close friends, even if it's just doing something like errands. (Those are the best days)

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!


>Optional contact
If you want, ask I guess?

>>25493179
Largely me. Very introverted, 26 yr old ginger male. Nerdy to the nth degree and very caring. ONLY thing is I'm not super adventurous or outdoorsy. That's mostly to say I wouldn't be the one to suggest hiking or going out BUT if someone suggested it, I'd be down.

Kik: ndeko

Willing to chat or whatever else if we click.

>>25493179
you got kik or skype?

>>25493179
Not 19, 18
5'11 so I guess that fits
Not skinny or average, unfortunately I lift
I wouldn't describe my personality as that.
Don't play video games, don't like anime. I do like music but who doesn't. I hate fashion too.
I hate doing errands omfg
I super hate bands and concerts

Let's go out anyway

>>25489454
Hey, I'd love to talk to you, I think I fit your description pretty well. My kik is whistlepig71

>>25489852
Sounds perfect anon

>Their gender
M or F

>Their age
20 - 28

>Their height
5'10+ (I'm still taller but, I'm okay with that height)

>Their body type
I don't mind, just be hmm, clean

>Their race/nationality
Any

>Their personality
Kind but a little bit edgy, Loyal, Honest, Funny, not self deprecating.
I'm pretty open to all kinds of personalities, they're just not so open to me.

>Their interests
Typical NEET stuff (even if they're not a NEET) , so Movies, Video Games, Books? I dunno, anything is nice I guess.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Honestly?
Just 'Chilling' and watching movies or something, just sort of forgetting how shit the world is and enjoying stuff.
(I don't really do things with other people, so anything simple would be nice)

>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm 21, trans (mtf) and from England (I'd like whoever adds me to be the same) (location wise) (I mean a trans bf/gf would be sweet, but I'm not fussed)
I don't really hold myself in high regard.
I'm not pretty, funny, quirky, cute and I'm a NEET (hopefully not for too much longer)
I don't really have any good qualities about me or much going for me, but certain kinds of people seem to like me.
I also have bpd and aspergers but I'm pretty good.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
My pics on my KIK, and my 'ideal' is broad enough, that I couldn't pick one even if I wanted to

>Optional contact
KIK: EnigmaOfHerself

>>25493703
I don't fit this at a but I'm 18, in england desperate to be cuddled. Mtf is good enough.

What county?

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>>25491049
You seem pretty normie-tier desu
You're asexual but attracted to the typical chubby funny guy. The INTP girl I'm in love with isn't even attracted to anything other than anime characters.

It's almost worst than unrequited love it's like being rejected by a brick wall.

>>25491058
Hope will only prolong your suffering, anon.

>>25491538
But you have to admit most INFP's are normies just like this. And this is the public perception of INFP's. They're either so blinded by their fantasies that they have no grip on reality or realize that their dreams are futile and are crushed so they start becoming emotionally distant.

>>25491054
Flatchest is the most important part lol
Honestly do you want to be friends or something.
I'll either save you or we can play double Sudoku.

shoe-chan#7991

pic related is me moving at hihg speed and doggo explof

>>25488978
[email protected]

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>Their gender
F or mtf
>Their age
20 - 35
>Their height
Don't care
>Their body type
Thin to thicc
>Their race/nationality
White, asian, hispanic, or mixed
>Their personality
I like clingers, gamers, introverts, neets are okay
>Their interests
Vidya, movies, TV shows, nerd stuff, other stuff I'm pretty open
>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddling, serving them breakfast in bed, shopping, finding a new place to eat, some drinks, Netflix not cuddle
>Talk a bit about yourself
27, white male, lIrving in San Diego. I'm 6 foot and overnight bit trying to get back to a healthy size. I'm a supervisor at a private security company, night shift. I'm trying to switch careers. My main hobbies are cooking, playing vidya, and watching TV shows. I traveled a lot when I was younger and I used to live on a sail boat. Askin me for more.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Me
>Optional contact
Kik dnasty666
Discord roadwarrior#2527

>>25494923
Netflix n cuddle**

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>tfw no mulatta/lightskin black qt to take hour long showers with

double bump

Me
>26/M/Midwest US
>5'7 145lbs
>Introverted, hopeless romantic, monogamous
>Patient, honest
>Independant and self-sufficient
>Atheist, never drink or smoke but not oppressive with my views on others
>Tattoos, had long hair but (stupidly) cut it. In the process of growing
>Work from home so I'm online a lot
>Night owl. Sleep schedule is sporadic at times
>Naturally competitive so I like to bully people in games
>Prefer hanging out with small group of close friends rather than parties
>Laid back and fairly routine.
>Sex positive
>Listens to a lot of music
>Black Metal, Doom, Stoner, Drone, Shoegaze, Screamo, Classic HipHop, a little of everything
>I'm raising two black kitty bros
>Ideal weekend: being comfy with you, eating good food and touching butts a lot

You
>Female
>Slim/petite girls are my weakness
>Have an idea what you want in life
>Emotionally and mentally mature
>Sex positive and enjoys physical intimacy
>Prefers staying in but wouldn't mind going out once in a while
>Doesn't want kids any time soon
>Would be cool if we can play a game together

Throwaway Kik: Flex36nyea
Prefer discord once I know you better

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>>25485327
>Their gender
M
>Their age
25-45
>Their height
6'4 or above. I don't date manlets.
>Their body type
Bodybuilder/Ottermode
Fit but not muscly.
A lot of muscle but not fat.
Strong jawline
>Their race/nationality
White (Doesn't matter what race you are only that you're white)
>Their personality
Very intelligent and outgoing always dominate and a social butterfly but also shares nerdy interests and treats me like a princess when we stay home and watch netflix.
>Their interests
The same as mine but he needs to be able to be independent
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up and he made me breakfast in bed. But before I can even finish I hear a honk outside and it's our butler in the driveway with a new Lambo for me. We get in and go hiking and have a picnic in and are escorted to a party where I get wasted and fuck a bunch of random strangers that are 10+. The next morning another honk at the stranger's apartment it's the butler again this time with my husband ready to gift me another Ferrai.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I like to stay home all day and watch netflix. I'm pretty boring desu
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Pic Related!
I'm a little chubby and you have to be ok with that.
>Optional contact
please no mentally ill people
shoe-chan#7991

Me:
-M
-22
-5"10
-135lbs
-White/USA(live in Fort Lauderdale. FL)
-Friendly nerdy skater with long black hair, loves to cuddle and just hold one another, high sex drive, career driven (currently attending grad school), supportive of aspirations
-loves horror and scifi movies, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, etc. Video games are big with me whether we are playing alone or together, loves music especially Linkin Park, Rise Against, A7X, and other alt, punk, and metal band, classic rock is cool too
-Bam Margera except with longer hair and no facial hair
-Kik: jg4023

You:
-F
-19-25
-Same height/Shorter than me
-Really any, just not too thicc
-Any, but redheads and girls with alt/scene colored hair and tattoos are a huge turn on
-Nerdy, cute, laid back, adventurous (in public and in bed ;p), has a passion
-Same as me, can be varied a little though
-Stay inside all day playing video games and watching tv, movies, or YouTube or spending the day at the beach and a movie or dinner afterwards

>>25498284
Literally who

>>25490886
Think I fit, add me on kik its.paddles

>>25498284
All hail the king of a pile of shit. May your dozens of fly servants leave all your possessions infested.

also who?

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>>25485339
>>25490943
>>25490959
put these in that machine from "the fly" and that's me lol

i have bpd/avpd and aspergers but i'm really high-functioning and communicative about my feelings in a very healthy way. i have lots of friends and if i'm not at a bar, party, or show, i'm asleep, at a museum/library, or in a forest. i'm passionate about philosophy, robotics, physics, history, and all fauna (i really love bees so much haha). i'm pretty and financially relatively stable, with direction in life. i'm even able to get the jist of a few languages and can speak japanese fairly well.

the problem is, i'm susceptible to gaslighting and i'm really trusting. i only meet guys that are emotionally unavailable and want me to be their clementine, or i meet guys that like how i look on their arm and abuse me to keep me there. also, i'm unfortunately a little shallow. it's something i'm consciously unlearning, but i'm still particular about the men i'm attracted to.

i just want someone that will love me and give me everything i need to grow, and will let me do the same for them.

i doubt he's on 4chan given the climate here, but i don't want to give up on this place just yet, ha.

he should be:
>tall
>good hair
>skele, skinnyfat, otter, fitbro
>not racist, not rightwing
>creative in some way
>strong jaw
>cares about his appearance
>extremely high libido
>has friends and a social life
>can handle his drugs and alcohol
>honest and either really good at planning, or as spontaneous as i am
>likes museums and will talk about art and cinema with me
>debate concepts with me

that's all

>>25498657
>complains that guys use her
>her ideal guy is a Chad
Gee, what a mystery with your love life there

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>Their gender
M/MTF I like fem guys and girls
>Their age
18-27
>Their height
Dont matter DESU
>Their body type
Skinny
>Their race/nationality
Not worried
>Their personality
Introverted like me but also wouldnt mind going camping/fishing/shooting
>Their interests
anything its nice learning about something i dont know about
>Describe a perfect day with them
Netflix movies computer games sex
>Talk a bit about yourself
Im 22 M Australian on more of the masc side of things pretty relaxed
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact
Kik jackstrips

>>25498725
idk what chads you know, but all the chads i know don't qualify for this. my ex is basically this, and he's got 2-3 friends but spends most of his time alone and has extreme social anxiety, which i think makes him not a chad. don't be bitter, be better.

>>25498657
I kinda match most of that.
Here's my kik if you're interested
toohot4m3

>>25499853
what does "kinda" mean?

>>25499865
Pretty much all is what it means.

>>25498657
I fit this extremely well, actually. My kik is whyamievendoingthis

>>25499896
do you have anything besides kik? also, i'm USA, EST. are you?

>>25498657
>bpd
>literally an autist
>still wants chad
Women are a joke

>>25499934
USA, CST. Sure, I do. Discord, Skype, etc. Which do you want?

>>25499975
skype or discord works!

>>25499988
Discord is Standards#4817, then.

>Their gender
Female

>Their age
Ideally just around 18

>Their height
Anything from 150 to 180cm

>Their body type
Not that important, just don't be a fat slob

>Their race/nationality
If you're Korean, marry me rn. White

>Their personality
Likes music (metal and kpop is a plus)
Does good in school, not someone that gives into peer pressure (smoking and drugs are a big no-no, alcohol I can deal with)
Won't fuck me up because of my lack of pop-culture knowledge
Must not be a lazy ass, being active is a big part of my daily life in every possible sense

>Their interests
Anything art related, you go girl

>Describe a perfect day with them
Cuddling, making food together, taking walks, passionate kisses for good night

>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a self-taught musician (guitarist, singer, producer) and I have my own one-man metal project (ask for more info), kinda into training, fitness and such, I love cooking (Jamie Oliver ultrafan). By the way, nationality: scum aka ex-Yugoslavia.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
If you have any physical or behavioral resemblance to Kang Seulgi of Red Velvet (look her up, you wont regret it; pic related), fucking hit me up if you are a crazy bdsm rapist, idfc

>Optional contact
Trying to get kik to work but fucking failing, maybe I'll find some other if anyone hits me up

I know you're out there, I'm gonna find you

>>25500029
>>25499949
>>25499952

you sound upset.

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>>25500021
>resemblance to Kang Seulgi of Red Velvet (look her up, you wont regret it; pic related)
This is Seulgi btw, I'm a fucking moron

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>Their gender
female
>Their age
18 and up
>Their height
5'7 and under
>Their body type
Thin to thicc
>Their race/nationality
dont really care or have preference
>Their personality
nerdy, sweet, nice, loving. submissive
>Their interests
gaming, reading.comic, current events, cooking, watching anime
>Describe a perfect day with them
Us just going on adventures, going to cons or to the movies and maybe even cook up something for the both of us. Just be comfy
>Talk a bit about yourself
Nerdy dude who likes likes to play overwatch, lieks to go for drives, hang out with friends and just be a general nerd. Im pretty mellow dude and easy to get along with
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact
Skype:evldcky1
kik:mcboots
discord: Boots#8251

>Their gender
female
>Their age
18/19
>Their height
Any
>Their body type
Not overweight
>Their race/nationality
I'd love to talk with Americans and people in the UK or other parts of Europe
>Their personality
Fun, chatty, wide range of interests!
>Their interests
Movies, food, music, travel
>Describe a perfect day with them
Waking up with some black coffee, hopping in the car and going for a day out somewhere we've never been. At night watching a movie super comfy with dinner and some drinks.
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm a slim 18 year old male in Northern Ireland. I love lots of weird music and I'm a rollercoaster enthusiast. Looking to connect with people worldwide.
>Optional contact
Discord: FeltLikePablo#6307

>>25498260
You are the male equivalent of a basic bitch.

Ideal partner

>Their gender

F

>Their age

18 to 22

>Their height

5' to 5'6"

>Their body type

Slimthicc, but realisitically just not fat with a decent ass

>Their race/nationality

White American or Western European

>Their personality

Demure depression drinker like me, will play vidya or go hiking with me. Conservative in dress and personality, not very religious but enough.

>Their interests

Shooting, reading, wine tasting, vidya, politics

>Describe a perfect day with them

Wake up, cook us breakfast, we go down to my favorite coffee shop and sit and read together, I can smoke my cigar and she can read her book. In the afternoon for lunch, we can go to the Italian restaurant I love downtown, then we can walk along the river and look at the historic buildings. We go home early for dinner, have passionate sex while the food is in the oven, eat, and fall asleep watching a movie together.

>Talk a bit about yourself

I'm freshly single after 3 years of being in love with the girl I thought I would marry. Physically, I'm not at peak fitness anymore but I can still lift well, I'm educated and still in school. White, brown hair with hazel eyes, about 5'8". I like drinking, cigars, and helping my community.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

Absolutely not.

>Optional contact

If you live in SE U.S. reply to this post and I'll reply back with an email address.

Ideal gender:
F

Ideal location:
UK

Me:
18, male and just want a gee eff

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>Their gender
M or F
>Their age
Around mine, so 20 give or take
>Their height
Doesn't matter
>Their body type
Not fat I guess?
>Their race/nationality
Doesn't matter
>Their personality
Happy, upbeat, loving
>Their interests
Anything other than mine, as to have something to talk about
>Describe a perfect day with them
Walking around town all day, seeing what the town has to offer, that or a petting zoo
>Talk a bit about yourself
5'10" American from the North East, have a slight rhotacism that has destroyed my ego. I go to a college in upstate New York but I live in NH. I love listening to music, can't go out without earbuds. Uh, I also am in a fraternity so I guess that makes me a normie, oh well
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
>me
>Optional contact
No thanks I guess

>>25493179
I fit some of your requirements if you wanna check my other post in thread

>>25489454
My kik is crocoface if you wanna talk anon, I'm working on getting fit but i'm not chub/skelly.

>Their gender
M

>Their age
32

>Their height
5'9 Ish?.. Or taller Idk I'm not picky

>Their body type
Not skinny.. But mostly anything else I'm OK with

>Their race/nationality
Asian

>Their personality
I just want him to be happy with his life in general. Optimistic, and empathetic

>Their interests
Gaming, preferably pc. Mmos but like not wow. Grindy stuff. Good food.. Dogs.. And sex

>Describe a perfect day with them
We wake up and decide to order in food so we can stay in bed and bang all day.

>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm attractive but I have the social capabilities of a goldfish on hot pavement.

>>25500616
I'm 18, so I don't fit that
Nor am I Asian
I am so sick of living and hate being alive so I don't fit that
I don't even play video games

I do however like dogs a lot

I think we are perfect for each other p-pls

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>>25500634
lmfao
this nigga reachin'

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>>25500646
I just want to be held

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>>25498657
lmao

this post is like a work of art

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>>25500653
well women don't want a beta with a 1 inch wiener

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>>25500667
Epic projection

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>>25500675
>I'm 18, so I don't fit that
>Nor am I Asian
>I am so sick of living and hate being alive so I don't fit that
>I don't even play video games
>I do however like dogs a lot
>I think we are perfect for each other p-pls

pls don't bully me dude
you're really intimidating with a wicked sense of humor

>>25500616

Man that sounds perfect. Too bad i'm not asian and i'm 24. Good luck anyway anon.

>>25500683
Nice projection

>>25500685
you're 18

I guarantee you saw a youtube video about projection once and use it as an insult when you can't come up with an argument

>>25500689
Nice projection

>>25500693
>I'm 18, so I don't fit that
>Nor am I Asian
>I am so sick of living and hate being alive so I don't fit that
>I don't even play video games
>I do however like dogs a lot
>I think we are perfect for each other p-pls
>I'm 18, so I don't fit that
>Nor am I Asian
>I am so sick of living and hate being alive so I don't fit that
>I don't even play video games
>I do however like dogs a lot
>I think we are perfect for each other p-pls
>I'm 18, so I don't fit that
>Nor am I Asian
>I am so sick of living and hate being alive so I don't fit that
>I don't even play video games
>I do however like dogs a lot
>I think we are perfect for each other p-pls
>I'm 18, so I don't fit that
>Nor am I Asian
>I am so sick of living and hate being alive so I don't fit that
>I don't even play video games
>I do however like dogs a lot
>I think we are perfect for each other p-pls
>I'm 18, so I don't fit that
>Nor am I Asian
>I am so sick of living and hate being alive so I don't fit that
>I don't even play video games
>I do however like dogs a lot
>I think we are perfect for each other p-pls

>>25500704
This is just ridiculous now

>>25499988
>>25498657
Still here?
Skype is bu_trer

>>25500704
Nice projection

>>25498657
Post here please >>25491733

And put "1357" at the end so we know it's you

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>>25500712
you too

Why did you let that cunt pussy whip you.

She knew what it meant she was just testing you because she seeks abusive relationships with dominant men.

>>25500727
Yeah, looking back it was a mistake trying that.

>>25500738
Live and learn anon.

Most women rarely mean what they say.

>>25500727
>>25500744
Nice projection

>>25500744
Thanks anon. Message received.

>>25500616
godspeed

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>Their gender
F
>Their age
17-20
>Their height
5'8 or under
>Their body type
Not too fussed just not seriously obese. Problem with most people on here is they are too picky and never find anyone
>Their race/nationality
Preferably white but willing to give anything a go
>Their personality
Exciting and willing to be spontaneous. Also has to have a good sense of humour but ultimately just be a nice person.
>Their interests
Big into movies and or tv shows. Likes the outdoors and wouldn't mind traveling in the future. I also like going out clubbing and would be cool if I had a gf to come with me every once and a while.
>Describe a perfect day with them
I hate this question as I'd rather mix it up every day and find the perfect day rather than plan it out. Any day that creates lifelong memories
>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm 5'8 19 year old uni student in my second year. I'm studying filmmaking and plan to direct my own films. I'm an optimist and a big dreamer but I can also be very funny. I'm into things that are creative and can't stand being bored. Life is whatever you want it to be and want a gf who will support me in my dreams and I'll support her in hers no matter what but is (unless it's like murdering someone or something).
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact
Kik: Thetigerman123

>>25498260
you make me feel ashamed to like rise against

>>25500634
Obviously perfect match

>>25500684
There are no straight Asian men on soc it seems

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>>25485327

>>Their gender
female or feminine male
>>Their age
Over 21
>>Their height
Under 5'9"
>>Their body type
Curves
>>Their race/nationality
Whatever
>>Their personality
Extrovert, mischievous, patient with a warm heart
>>Their interests
Tech stuff, animals, gaming
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Being outdoors, the beach, parks, whatever, maybe hit up the zoo and gawk at animals, then eat some good food
>>Talk a bit about yourself
Pretty introverted when left to myself, enjoy talking tech and video games and I love animals. I'm fairly open minded and generally avoid drama
>>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
>>Optional contact
Kik: freshtech88

>>25500948
I mean that was a pretty big reach by you.

>>25498657
I'm not tall and I have OK hair. If that's still cool, Skype me: [email protected]

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>>25498657
seems like a perfect fit from the description although you may be gone / barraged with weiners by this point.

im sorta ptsd though so thatd be a pretty explosive match.

>>25500948
I'm straight Asian but shitskin.
You should be more worried about the implications of an oldfag that isn't mentally fucked being on here.

But to your credit you do seem really boring so maybe you're perfect for each other.

>>25501001
>>25501004
jesus christ do you guys have no self-respect

She doesn't want m'ladies.She wants chad.

>>25490182
>>25485398
Holy fuck. You're like a diamond amongst coal here. Can you post a picture?

>>25485398
Tim.evans if you're interested

>Their gender
Male
>Their age
21+
>Their height
Taller than me (157 cm / 5'2"+)
>Their body type
Anything besides obese or super heavy, just because I feel like they wouldn't be able to keep up with my lifestyle (walking and moving a lot, traveling a lot, etc.)
>Their race/nationality
Anything is okay
>Their personality
Intelligent (or at least smarter than me and able to teach me new things/have interesting conversations), really passionate about something, doesn't waste their lives on social media, not super sensitive or moody, enjoys debating, patient, has their own life and interests, not cruel towards me or other people, open-minded and willing to indulge with my spontaneity.
>Their interests
Honestly open to whatever, but it would be fun if they had some interesting viewpoints about world literature, history, film, theology, anime/J-idols/weeb stuff, and/or philosophy. A Renaissance man would be ideal~
>Describe a perfect day with them
I've never been into planning these kinds of things, let's just do whatever we feel like doing in the moment. I think I'm pretty open-minded about what we do, as long as it's not like binge-watching Netflix all the time just because I easily get bored with TV shows.
>Talk a bit about yourself
21 female, currently an undergrad. I am Caucasian, have light skin w/ dark brown hair and blue/green eyes. I take academics very seriously and plan to eventually get a PhD. I have no experience w/ love and am told I am super naive about everything. I had a crush on a nerdy boy in high school but didn't pursue it b/c I am shy and don't like to be the one initiating. I really just like introverted, not boring mainstream society people, although I can also get along w/ extroverts. I suck at video games but enjoy watching other people play, especially if it's a group + the atmosphere is fun. Favorite anime: NGE, Lain, HikaGo, Ping Pong.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
>Optional contact

>>25501008
I dont carry much pride or respect to be fair with you m8

I'm no better than the next breathing sperm cell and theres nothing to respect about my ego or history really. Self destruction is there for when you dont need respect.

>>25501024
>>25501018

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>Their gender
F
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
I really don't care but pref shorter than me (6')
>Their body type
Athletic! This doesn't mean a 110 pound cardio bunny, lifters, volleyball, SOMETHING. Chub is fine, wheazing after going up a flight of stairs is gross
>Their race/nationality
don't give a fuck
>Their personality
Likes to go out, prefers to stay in. Slightly on the submissive side
>Their interests
Anime, sports, vidya. Just have something passionate!
>Describe a perfect day with them
Wake up, sex. Going out for some food, window shopping for a bit, movie, dinner with some drinks, party, come home, sex.

More typically: us both chillin on our computers and maybe watch a movie together at some point
>Talk a bit about yourself
Huge nerd, amateur boxer, engineer. More of a home body when I have time off.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Myself

>Optional contact
kik:joshers899
No dudes, you will not turn me gay or whatever you think will happen.

>>25501024
I'm 20 but turning 21 soon and fit a lot of your criteria. Feel free to catch me on Discord: AcerolaOrion#8957

>>25501008
I don't know what the fuck that means, nerd

>>25500616
Gotcha on everything but Asian. Have a Skype?

>>25501042
It means she prefers alfas who will treat her like shit.

>>25501049
Noted. I'm a cocky douche to everyone except the person I date and my closest friends, so who knows.

I just come here looking for beautiful crazies, because that's who I'm most attracted to, for some fucking reason.

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>>25501034
Oh please cry me a river.

You aren't the sad pathetic beat dog you think you are. People overcome mental fuckage on levels you will never experience. Man the fuck up and take the first steps to bettering yourself no matter how hard they are.

Then you will be ready for a relationship.

>>25500616
This is exactly me except I'm 21. How old are you anyways?

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Oboyheregoes

>Their gender
F

>Their age
18-22

>Their height
5'0 - 5'9

>Their body type
Skinny, chubby /curvy, hwp.

>Their race/nationality
Have a thing for Asians and Hispanics I suppose but others are perfectly welcome

>Their personality
Generally misanthropic (yeah yeah, edgy) because I sure as hell couldn't get along with a bubbly people person. Open to trying new things, flirtatious, seeks knowledge.

>Their interests
Video games (pc players preferred), anime, science, and any particular kinks would be interesting. Other than that go ahead and tell me them.

>Describe a perfect day with them
Sitting inside snuggled up playing something like Tekken or Skullgirls or watching a movie.

>My age
19

>My height
6'1

>My body type
Chubby or hwp, depends on what your definition is I suppose.

>My personality
I'm a bit reclusive but I talk a lot if we hit it off. I'm pretty cynical but with what little I'm passionate about I will speak very strongly of.

>My interests
Video games, martial arts, anime, music, science, math, and machines.

>Optional contact
Discord: THONKTRON9001
SC: lordregent

literally an exact clone of AnnaSophia Robb

but slightly more chill about the SJW-ing, being into sports if she's not already, and as long as we're being choosing beggars: a very slightly larger rack


>perfect date
roadtrip vacation up around the coastline of Oregon and ending up in Seattle.

>me
6'0 nerd/former athlete from a pisspoor town. never cared or been taught to do anything for himself so started slowly building from scratch a little over a year ago (22 now). working towards becoming a private detective and moving to a city. more of a follower but can convincingly lead once comfortable

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>>25498657
You're not anything like my ideal gf picture. How dare you defile such a beautiful being with your literal whore ways. Hang yourself T H O T

im not at all ready for anything, but...

>Their gender
male
>Their age
22-26
>Their height
taller than me (5'5) but 5'10+ is cool
>Their body type
nothing extreme
>Their race/nationality
i may have a slight affinity for asians bc i am one, otherwise i might lowkey tease u for having yellow fever.. love me for me, anon..!
>Their personality
sweet, funny, caring, would be my better half
>Their interests
shared with mine: overwatch and its lore eks deee, memes, lowkey anime/weeb interests, but im in the closet about it soo..
otherwise, he has his own interests and goals! like, i draw anime as a hobby and im not expecting him to be interested in that
>Describe a perfect day with them
cuddling, eating yummy things/walking at a beach or somewhere nice
>Talk a bit about yourself
22, female. normal body type. im pretty indoorsy, i like taking naps, but i wouldn't mind being taken out, trying new things, etc... i'd do my best to be good company. never had a bf irl and at this point im afraid im touch starved and easy so i put up walls and im shy in front of guys... i'd like a bf who would take it slow but isnt afraid to push here and there....

>her age
18-22
>her height
< 5'6"
>her weight
not obese
>her race/nationality
white or asian or hispanic
>her personality
Cute, needy, clingy, submissive, funny
>her interests
Art, Anime, Drawing, video games, geeky stuff
>what would be a perfect day with her?
Wake up next to her, cuddle her for a few min.
Slap her butt and she goes off to make breakfast
We kinda cook together, kiss, cuddle, be goofballs.
I go to work and kiss her goodbye, she stays at home doing her hobbies
I come back, she runs up to me and kisses me, she missed me. I slap her butt and we walk to the living room. She surprises me with yummy food, we eat together, laugh, cuddle, then head to the bedroom and have some kinky ass rough sex. Once she and I've cum several times we nap and snuggle up together.
An hour later we wake up, kiss, and go walk our dog around. All the while being goofballs, laughing, kissing, at some point stop and have a nice conversation.
When we're back home play vidya together, or watch anime/GoT.
When we're tired we go take a bath together, she's tired so I carry her to the bathtub.
She gets horny and we have kinky ass sex again in bed, then when we're done we snuggle to sleep, I kiss her and tell her how much she means to me, she does the same and we both happily go to sleep.
I dream about her.

>talk a bit about yourself
27 Male California
Software Engineer
Main hobby was programming but now I do that for a living.
I love video games, LOTR/HP/Ghibli, anime, GoT, Rick & Morty.
Kinky af (Dd/Lg, pet play, etc, I'm a dom)
Dominant personality, but really caring and loving.
Good sense of humor, smart, kind.

kik: its.paddles

>>25501105
You had me at naps and closet weeb.
Care for a chat?
[email protected]

>>25501105
>>25501037

>>25501067
Your sentiment of manning up is correlated to your respect for yourself sir. For self indulgence like that you need only masterbate, that doesnt do much for anyone else though.

or you could just keep chadposting, i reckon youll enjoy yourself either way anon.

>>25501105
Best way to contact?

>>25501105
I'm 1 year over your liimit.
I'm >>25501123 if you wanna chat.

>>25501105
24 male from europe. contact me via email @ [email protected]

>>25501144
That was a pretentious and stupid post.

>>25501024
Wow you sound like a really awesome person.
> A Renaissance man would be ideal~
That's something I've always strived to be. Cool to know that there are still smart girls who enjoy other smart ppl out there.

>>25485398
props for being the only non-whore itt
kik?

>>25501173
i try, its my fault for responding to selfsuckers on 4chan that tell me how to be.

>>25485398
you are take home to mom material please tell me you have skype

>>25501154
discord! do you have one?

>their gender
Female
>>Their age
18-27
>>Their height
Anywhere between 5'2 and 5'10
>>Their body type
Average, I don't mind chubby either
>>Their race/nationality
White, asian or black
>>Their personality
Introverted, outgoing and supportive. I want someone to push me towards goals as I push them.
>>Their interests
Art, video games, horror movies, gambling and card games.
>>Describe a perfect day with them
I would love to spend the day convincing them to come outside. Then we could go to the pier and enjoy some fish or better yet hit the beach and go for a swim.

>>Talk a bit about yourself
I'm currently going through law school to become an attorney. I am 6'0, Native American/Puerto Rican. I am obsessed with horror movies and card games.

>>optional contact
[email protected]

>>25501105
I fit everything but the age requirement. I'm 21, my email is [email protected] if you wantt to contact

>>25501105
>>25501221
hey! Where from?

>>25501024
Sounds cool, hit me up at [email protected]

>>25501088
25 o.o

>>25500583
I fit some of your requirements
Contact me if you want...SC: danyaisais :)

>Their gender
Female

>Their race/nationality
Black

>Talk a bit about yourself
Black Male

>Optional Contact
[email protected]

Details, details

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i'm gonna do one for m and one for f

>Their gender
f

>Their age
18-23

>Their height
5'8 or below

>Their body type
slightly chubby!! around 160-200?

>Their race/nationality
idk i like white girls but anything goes

>Their personality
cute, bubbly, fun, smart, silly
>Their interests
weird music, thrift shopping, films, poetry, reading, art

-----

>Their gender
m

>Their age
22-30
>Their height
6'+
>Their body type
skinny, i love protruding bones
>Their race/nationality
white
>Their personality
dominant, but sweet, fun, maybe a little daddy-ish
>Their interests
weird music, punk, art, philosophy, literature, films

ok now this perfect day goes for either gender

>Describe a perfect day with them
wake up to a late morning sun filled room, cuddle for a while, take a shower, hop in the car, head to the country, go to old thrift an drew antique stores, stop and take lots of pictures every few minutes, ride with the windows down and some music playing, stop in a field or a grave yard and have a picnic, smoke a joint, watch the sun set, stargaze, maybe play with sparklers or something. on the way home stop at waffle house for a late late dinner

>Talk a bit about yourself
well!! i'm bebe, i'm 20, female. queer, mentally ill, into weirdness music like shoegaze and punk and classic rock. i love reading and art, philosophy, indie and classic film
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
here's a picture of me today
>Optional contact
faerietaledreams on kik. tell me you're from this thread or i won't respond.

>Their gender
M
>Their age
18-26
>Their height
i'd hope taller than me(i'm 5 ft 2) kek
>Their body type
average
>Their race/nationality
white (usa, eu, aus is bonus)
>Their personality
funny, caring, good at conversations, better music taste than me, motivated
bonus: good life goals, educated, independent, artistic/creative
>Their interests
patrician bf is an absolute must and i am far too autistic to settle for anything else
bonus: vidya overwatch in particular, anime, travelling
>Describe a perfect day with them
exploring a city in the day, seeing a show or going out to a movie at night then going home to do cute and lewd stuffs
>Talk a bit about yourself
18 female, half azn half white, Canadian, freckles, long black hair, lil chubby I guess, I like music obviously, I'm introverted but I'm not socially retarded, nursing, I enjoy being dominant and submissive but prefer sub, I have emotional baggage but self control as well

>Contact
Leave a SC if you want to talk or see my visage i guess

>>25501907
message me anyway!!

>>25501896
I fit a lot of those!

adam_364 is my snapchat

>>25501144
curiosity cures nihilism and builds a personality. anybody can be a depressive idiot who lays around all day doing nothing

>>25501008
all women want to fuck a chad

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>>25501896
>patrician bf is an absolute must
>bonus: vidya overwatch
???
>>25501024
>Renaissance man
How about someone who is a savant at one particular thing but has to learn different skills to master it despite not being a polymath.

>not cruel towards other people
I swear I have good intentions
>>25501144
Better than coddling you like a child who is incapable of taking responsibility for themselves. You'e learned helpfulness into your character. You don't need a shoulder to cry on, you need to metaphorically be stabbed in the gut and left to bleed out so you can stop feeling sorry for yourself and make the best of what you got.

I'm the exact opposite of chad.
>facelet
>robot
>even more of a nihilist than you are

Not even remotely sorry for existing. And neither should you.

>>25501896
Why don't you just admit you wanna fuck Swedish cucks

>>25501896
LegatusValefor is my snapchat if you wanna talk and play vidya

>>25501221
geico#4160 is my discord

>Their gender
F
>Their age
20-32
>Their height
Any
>Their body type
Not picky, just live well
>Their race/nationality
Nope. Prefer semi local/East Coast US
>Their personality
Literally don't be a bitch and we're good. The best part of meeting someone new is learning about what makes them unique. Outgoing and take charge or shy and introverted are both cool with me because they're qualities I don't often find in myself.
>Their interests
Shared preferably. Some appreciate for games and fiction would be rad. Someone to co-op with or cuddle up and blow through a season of Voltron or such sounds reaaaalllly nice. Having her own interests is important too though. It's be cool to be involved in new hobby or activities through them.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Sleep in till ten before grabbing breakfast at a local nook. Long aim drive hitting every odd bookstore or shop on the way before lying in bed all night playing or watching some together. Occasionally, a zoo.
>Talk a bit about yourself
28, big and to dude (6', 230lbs). Little gut but I can and will carry you around. Mechanic/handyman by trade but huge nerd by heart. Games, anime, sci-fi novels, and anything else that can have a unique setting to get lost in. Kind of a big deal at Destiny. Accidentally a whole week of vacation for the sequel. Rarely venture outside of /tg/, /m/ and /co/ but here I am.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact
HMU KiK, Steam, whatevs
Username for all of them is "theothermc"

>>25502195
That's because all women want to be treated like shit but can't fess up to it, so they hide behind "he's confident". Wouldn't piss me off if they didn't belly ache about men being pigs once shit hits the fan.

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>Their gender
Boy/Girl/Attack helicopter :)
>Their age
21-25
>Their height
Similar/shorter height is cute but its not vital.
>Their body type
Thin/skinny fat/normal. Hygienic.
>Their race/nationality
White preferred. Pale skin is cute af.
>Their personality
If they were sick I'd make them soup, I'd like the same kind of treatment. Open minded. Not a messy hoe. Willing to work/talk things out. Complementary relationship in the long run. At least moderately feminine in personality. Will humor my jokes/memes even when they are bad sometimes.
>Their interests
Vidya games/TV shows/something as a steady activity to do together. Some hobby I know little about (Something I can take interest in) and not having a hobby I have (Alone time is important). Wouldn't mind the outdoors/being outside, even if that just means sitting in a little park having a picnic. Shares some feminine interests with me. Some similar music tastes. A little anime in the mix too maybe.
>Describe a perfect day with them
I'm that cliche of being fine with spending time with people. So anything from a day of games, to going on a little traveling adventure and bringing back a souvenir, to supporting them in some endeavor. Especially if it means they get better at some activity. Seeing people succeed and grow is pretty damn perfect in my book and lights me up like a lighthouse. Someone I like being happy makes me happy.
>Talk a bit about yourself
5'7" 160lbs~ white male. 22. Looking to go back to college for med' science. Beekeeper. ENFJ. Kind of like an androgynous twink in appearance. I like ferrets. Good vibes/softhearted/chill/socially dominant. When talking to someone I make them the most important person in the universe. Not a manly man. Not into manliness. I'm open to many kinds of people, just have a few requirements.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
Ehhhhhhh... I mean its not wrong...
>Optional contact
Discord: Misdoubtful#7293

>Their gender

F

>Their age

18 - 26

>Their height

1'55 - 1'70m

>Their body type

I don't care

>Their race/nationality

I don't care / Pref Spanish but don't have problem with other nationalities.

>Their personality

Funny, freak, a little crazy and so romantic

>Their interests

Anime, manga, videogames, music.

>Describe a perfect day with them

Just relaxing in bed talking or just playing together any videogames in the same room

>Talk a bit about yourself

I am 23 yo, i love play videogames and anime, i like relaxed days and heard rain and thunders, i just like meet some girls to have a relationship.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!

>Optional contact

kik: kuroruiz13
skype: kuroneko-13. (dot included)
discord: KuroBlacky#9711
mail: [email protected]

>>25502208
Im glad you have self respect because I dont think I personally could provide the same amount of respect for you. Learned helplessness and detachment from self are synonymous to you it seems.

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>Their gender
F

>Their age
18-25

>Their height
4'11 - 5'2

>Their weight
90 - 120

>Their race/nationality
Any, but white, asian and southeast asian are GOAT

>Their personality
Generally introverted, but bubbly and enthusiastic with her friends and SO, curious about the world and an information sponge, accepting, empathetic, a bit shy and clingy, passionate, adventurous, worldly

>Their interests
Weeby stuff and everything related to travelling and learning more about the world. Some kind of art, maybe. Honestly, as long as she shares a couple of my interests I don't mind what she likes. We can even introduce eachother to new stuff.

>what would be a perfect day with them?
Whole day of walking around some old city in Europe or China, stopping only to eat tasty food and practice the language with the locals, then going back to our hotel in the evening to cuddle as we watch anime and I pat her head. Alternatively, spending our day hiking some beautiful mountain trail overlooking a scenic body of water...and then going home to cuddle, watch anime and give her head pats.

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>talk a bit about yourself
I'm a 22 year old guy from Quebec, Canada. I'm a weeb/metalhead hybrid and I'm into linguistics, geography, other cultures. Physically, I'm pretty smol and skinny, have long brown hair, blue eyes and wear thick-rimmed hipster glasses, as you do. I'm introverted, caring, empathetic, kind, loyal and clingy. I'm super selfless and almost always put other people's interests before mine, for better or worse. Bilingual French-English and learning Japanese and Chinese.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a girl that fits your criteria!
I'll send one if you add me :^ )c

>Contact Info
Discord: CutestLoli#7729
Kik: TheCutestLoli
Skype: [email protected]

>Their gender
Female

>Their age
18 - 22

>Their height
I don't mind if they're 4ft or 6ft

>Their body type
Skinny to chubby

>Their race/nationality
Not an issue

>Their personality
Funny, good sense of humour, bit of a goof, slighlty immature, shy

>Their interests
Drawing, artwork, being creative (to compensate for my lack of talent), movies, history, a variety of different music genres

>Describe a perfect day with them
Start the morning by relaxing in bed with cuddles, get something nice to eat maybe take a nice walk or watch a movie or some Netflix

>Talk a bit about yourself
British dude who likes to chill, listen to music and always open to go new places and to trying new things, I'm understanding, straightforward and just looking for someone I can really get to know

>>25489130
My mail is [email protected] we can contact and meet ^^

>>25501092
forgot to add my discord numbers. THONKTRON9001#5946

>>25501024
>I suck at video games but enjoy watching other people play
Reminds me of how my girlfriend showed me a picture she took of me. I was sitting behind an old desk, really focused on the tv screen, with my hands on a steering wheel. "So this is how you spend your hours, since you go 'that thing'?" she said condescendingly. With 'that thing', she meant my new steering wheel which I just got. I told her I didn't care what she thought about it. But after I took the 102 cm screen from the living room to play my racing games even more realistically she got upset. This meant she had to watch tv on her first tv from the 90's. "Either that wheel goes or I go", she told me. I really did not expect she would force me to make such a decision. To be honest, I didn't really have to think about it for very long. I still call her every day but she refuses to come back.

>>25502740
I kek'd.

I would have made the same decision.

>>25501857
really odd how some people just throw in "mentally ill" as though it's no big problem

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>Their gender
Male


>Their age
25+

>Their height
5'8-6'+

>Their body type
Builtfat/ Cian Healy. Strong, but with smooth muscle and lean enough not to have overhang. Long hair is almost a requirement, and being so blonde their eyelashes are blonde is a big turn on. Broad shoulders, big vascular forearms. Masculine-looking hands.

>Their race/nationality
Nordic

>Their personality
Intense and quiet. Maybe a bit hard to get to know. Very straightforward about likes and dislikes and has an obvious "get things done" side. Commands respect and expects excellence. Sort of like a knight. Someone that is not afraid to hold me close and treat me like a girl even though I'm basically an alligator wearing a human suit.

>Their interests
The great outdoors and fitness! Someone that'll challenge me as I like to be physically challenged. Someone that will let me box or wrestle them into the ground and also handily beat me. I work in the game industry, but I don't play a lot of games anymore, so an avid gamer might not find a lot of co-op time unless it's Dark Souls. I'd like to find an explorer that'd be willing to get lost in the weird ethnic food parts of town, or go on long walks/ long distance cycling trips without any real place in mind.

>Describe a perfect day with them
I like to sleep cuddling the person and it's very desireable to be pulled back into bed or pulled closer if I move during the night. I'm usually the one to wake up first, and despite being very strong, tall, and scary, I am very domestic and like to cook and have things ready. I'd probably be making some elaborately tastey breakfast, but then get pulled back into bed by strong, gentle arms. Is it a day off? If so, I've probably found some odd, niche neck of the city I want to check out that probably either involves nature or food.

>>25502885
2/3

I'll be at least 6'2 in heels, wearing something stylish with a leather jacket, and trying to pay for the things you might like or want to try ( this is a bad habit ). You won't let me, and I respect you- a thing that doesn't happen often with other people because I have a very dominant personality. We walk, and you hold my hand, and I blush deeply because I try to hide the fact that I am very shy, and we go from place to place checking out yarn and tea, and I get worried that I'm spending too much time fawning over things you probably don't care about. I'm bolstered by you seeming to be interested in checking out these things, or for some reason find me endearing. You seem to be looking at me with increasingly hungry eyes, and I am inwardly nervously sweating and pretending I don't notice because I don't know how to reciprocate sexily like other women seem to be really good at doing. I drag you from place to place like an excited puppy and we have lunch somewhere and talk freely about interesting things, which is where I secretly pop out a gift of something you had been looking at with interest and told me you didn't need or I didn't have to buy, and you get mad. Maybe you kiss me somewhere beautiful and I get overwhelmed and challenge you to wrestling, and you beat me, pin me, and kiss me again, and this time I can't get away. That hungry feeling that's been building in you all day unleashes and when we get home, I'll probably be in trouble. But I'll stall by making you dinner first.

>Talk a bit about yourself

I'm a 5'10, mixed race, extremely excitable, athletic, non-vanilla, straightforward, and terribly tsundere 28 year old woman. Chubby, but muscular, like an orc. I long distance cycle, weightlift, sword fight, and am just intimidating in general.

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>>25502890
3/3

Despite being dominant in all things, I am very submissive in bed. Or at least I'd like to be, but I can't seem to submit to anyone that can't thuroughly beat me in mortal combat, so I just defer to always being dominant. I'm used to being the one that's able to pin and rip apart my partner as I see fit. I also don't really like to be vulnerable, and have never had anyone that wasn't just satisfied with me being extremely capable of handling everything and being the strong person in the relationship, stopping just short of getting to know me and what I'm really like, or what I really want. I tend to disregaurd my needs for the needs of my partner and have never had a partner care otherwise, because two of my best traits are patience and endurance, and I can't really seem to press my needs as important. Thus, I'm a bit of a mother hen, that and very puppy-like, because I have so much energy that I run myself ragged without realizing it and just drop. I love animals, especially reptiles. I'm supportive and domestic, but quite certain most people are looking for a petite, doe-eyed, physically useless girl to call them "Daddy". I won't admit that I'm a little afraid to be alone, and I won't let that fear get the best of me either.

>Optional contact

Eh. Nobody actually read the world's fucking longest post, god damn.

>>25490959
I dated a girl who was pretty much like this, it was great except she was asexual and started getting into that stupid holistic bullshit.

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Just be female and consent to sex

>>25502894
Read the world's longest post. Am I lucky enough for you to be in the Northeast?

>>25502933

Straight across from you in Seattle, haha!

>>25502959
As usual, this is my life haha

>>25500583
Hey, yes, you're hot

>>25502894
.....I like this very much. I'm just north of the border in Vancouver.

>>25501221
reee#7193

>>25501105

Can we contact?

>>25502996
That's a beautiful area! I was up close by there ( in Bellingham ) not too long ago, and will be back that way for a heavy fighting event in August.

I might as well drop my contact. Skype: Garkudion , just in case anyone wants to be buds maybe, I don't know

>>25501024
whats your favorite mean of contact? Mail/kik/discord?

>Their gender
male
>Their age
25-35
>Their height
6’0 or over
>Their body type
thin to chubby
>Their race/nationality
white
>Their personality
Dominant and assertive who wants to be my daddy. Also stoic, traditionalist and conservative.
>Their interests
Spirituality (is a must), history, literature, music, arts, fixing things…whatever they want.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Going to the mountains together for a walk then sitting in a secluded area to kiss for a while before finding a chalet near by that serves hot chocolate though I imagine he would prefer coffee or tea himself then going home, getting dressed up for an occasion but instead of going out I cook a candlelit dinner at home and we enjoy it together. After that he sits in his chair near the fireplace with me on his lap while hugging him and he teaches me about something or we have a discussion about a common interest of ours while enjoying a lovely bottle of wine then have passionate sex on the fur rug before us.
>Talk a bit about yourself
medium build, pale, blue eyes, dark hair interested in spirituality, literature, traditionalism, music. Other things but I’d rather we spoke to get to know each other.

>>25503336
msg me :>
kik: zero..x

>>25503359
I don't have kik

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Trying this again.

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F

Within 2 years of mine

5" 1'- 5" 7'

Norm to thicc

Somewhere from the Americas

Shy/Nerdy, tom-boy-ish

Vidya gaem, D&D, general tech

Just hanging out: In the park, at home, etc.

Tall-ish, social wanderer, sporty (only during football and lacrosse), lifter and nerdy

Pic is close to the ideal

>Going to an event that involves and of the interests mentioned before.

>>25501101
o k

>>25501004
i'm all for codependency but yeah i think it would be a minefield :c
>>25500723
wat lol
no

>>25501105
I'm looking for a friend to play Overwatch with if you're on PC. Maybe we can talk if you're up for it.

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>>25503460
Which event anon? I have similar interests and also look similar to pic with glasses.

>>25504090
Im just downloading now that we can play if u want

>>25504090

Addme if you want:KuroBlacky13#2169

>>25504090
yeah i'm on pc! i can't play for about a month, but if you're interested anyway, feel free to drop your discord...?

>>25504136
Cute