Assumptions thread! Post your picture and assume stuff about

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And hey guys! here's me. I'll give you guys my honest thoughts and maybe some advice if this takes off. Talk to you in a bit!

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>>25471271
intelligent and cultured

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lets go

>>25471271
you must own a cat, maybe named "fluffles or bigsby"

>>25471280
I feel like youre good at lacrosse.

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Leggo, first time posting in this sorts of bread. Do your worst

>>25471287
>>25471378
ugly and annoying retards i saved your pics for memes

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>>25471271
You're into vintage stuff and electro swing

>>25471280
Faggot normie

>>25471287
Your favorite hobby is jerking off to gay porn

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Assume my shit...

Will get to others once the thread is a little more active.

>>25471422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaitZ6WcdSg&t=314s

is that you lmfao?

>>25471467
What the fuck is this garbage

>>25471472
jaja i love imagining your face expression as you comment

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K k flower797

>>25471280
Ahw thanks mate! I'd assume you're in college. You feel like you lack motivation but that's just becouse you haven't quite found your passion in life yet.
>>25471422
I do like vintage stuff but electro swing not so mutch. But close! I feel like you're a great judge of character. You'd prefer a serious meaningfull conversation over chit chat.
>>25471441
You're into a wide veriaty in music. You have loads of funny stories.

>>25471295
never played lacrosse
>>25471646
accurate

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>>25471271
>>25471280
>>25471287
>>25471378
>>25471422
>>25471441
>>25471535
Lmao so fucking ugly xD

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>>25471271
Lives in Europe and likes to read
>>25471280
Plays soccer and recently graduated high school
>>25471287
Smoke weed erryday, loves music, has definitely been to Warped Tour at some point in life
>>25471378
Conservative, likes to fish, still plays Skyrim
>>25471441
used to skateboard in middle/high school
>>25471535
likes Rocky Horror and occasionally abuses opiates

>>25472070
T R A N N Y
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>>25472070 has a dick he loves to show off through his dressses

>>25471646
>You're into a wide veriaty in music. You have loads of funny stories.
The first is spot on. The second? Not so much. Never really had much of a social life, heh.

>>25472070
>used to skateboard in middle/high school
Been on a skateboard once in my life, had a brick thrown at my head at the time. All in all, good experience....
Shame you didn't go with Rocky Horror with me, absolutely love that film.

>>25472070
Trap.
>>25471770
Troll.
>>25471535
Enjoys watersports with any gentleman that will pick up her bar tab.
>>25471441
Loves kittens and soul food.
>>25471422
Surprisingly good at the oboe.
>>25471378
Recently escaped from a cult.
>>25471287
Passionate MRA supporter.
>>25471280
Graduated top of his class in home economics.
>>25471271
Has expensive tastes in Romanian hookers. Bonus assumption: they peg him while he recites Tolstoy.

>>25472070
Both true. I feel like you went through a punk fase in high school.
>>25472088
For real? You look like you'd be a blast to hang out with mate.
>>25472090
>Romanian hookers
>expensive

>>25472152
>For real? You look like you'd be a blast to hang out with mate.
Which part...? But yeah, all of it's true, heh. And thanks!

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fuck lens distortion

>>25472070
will soon have breasts
>>25471770
knows about cryptorgaphy
>>25471535
is dressed as vintage maid??
>>25471441
plays an instrument and has tried drugs
>>25471422
doesn't eat healthy

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>>25472509
You cut your spaghetti into short pieces
>>25472070
You read Virginia Woolf and Sylvia Plath
>>25471770
You hate women that read Virgiania Woolf and Sylvia Plath

>>25472750
creative trap
>>25472788
maybe latino

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>>25472070
Is self-conscious
>>25471422
Is fake
>>25471280
Smart and is in college rn

Too lazy to do any more

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>>25471271
I've been in these threads so many times and have made assumptions about you to the point where I don't know what else to guess. My assumption is you've never broken a bone beacause of solid Dutch genes for strong bones.
>>25471280
You study literature or something like that.
>>25471287
You've smoked too much weed in your life.
>>25471378
You're pretty clueless, but you know your shit as long as it is about some niche hobby or outdoor activity.
>>25471422
Insecure. Calls peoples plebs and postures as patrician while falling for the Tumblrite ''art girl'' and generally being boring.
>>25471441
You actually don't listen to metal mostly.
>>25471535
u wot m8
>>25471770
God amongst men.
I'd fuck you up though, Sam.
>>25472070
Shy.
Those big hands are scary.
>>25472509
You are pretty /out/ guy.
>>25472750
You go out on festivals and do drugs, but usually pretty reserved.
>>25472788
Fun lad, would have a beer with.
>>25473357
No bullshit type of person, good judge of people.

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>>25471271
You like good movies

>>25474076
into bdsm
>>25474011
writes poems
>>25473357
she doesnt love you back

>>25471287
show us your huge dick you faget

>>25471535
likes getting plowed from behind with a finger in the pooper

>>25472070
shy

>>25472750
likes dogs and reverse cowgirl

>>25474076
spoiled, no siblings

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>>25473357
You're "that guy" on a party. Outsider, not a weaboo.
>>25474011
Arrogance and neutrality is synonyms of yours.
>>25474076
As it was assumed about BDSM, you like dogs, slut with mental illnesses who wants to quit.

>>25474897
you're like this carracter in movies who's lost anytime

>>25474908
Loves Reggae and Ramadan
Goldmembership with the IRA and ISIS

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>>25471280 #
Your daddy never loved you.
>>25471422 #
You dont like sucking cock.
>>25472070 #
You're gay.

>>25474908
Would hit on a girl who was way to intoxicated

>>25475176
Hates gays and happy people. Is numb and dead inside.

>>25474867
Misogynistic

>>25472788
Has a soft spot for Nintendo games. Enjoys battle mech anime.

>>25472750
Deals with bullshit consistantly. Not sure if she's punk or anime

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Morning /soc/

>>25471271
Classy slav. Makes good food, has good parties, all around respectable guy

>>25471280
You've been friendzoned more times than you can count. Shave your facial hair and trim them eyebrows

>>25471287
Into music, media, or some type of creative outlet. Good at what you do but a bit of a cunt

>>25471378
That guy you always see in the background of places but never stands out. Doing your own thing

>>25471422
European. Wanna say Eastern.

>>25471441
IT guy or majoring in English guy

>>25472070
Can't really tell with the phone in front of your face but I assume you like indie music and play an acoustic guitar

>>25472509
That 1 guy who does everything amazingly but you'd never expect him to

>>25472788
Bought a Switch and loves BOTW. Might hve a large collection of Amiibos

>>25473357
>>25475176
Tryhards. Loudest guys at the gym and the thirstiest at parties

>>25474011
I wanna say you like Synthwave.

>>25474867
That 1 guy who seems outstanding but has some dark philosophies

>>25474897
Nursing major?

>>25474908
You're 1 of those cunts that memed me into buying STALKER

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>>25474076
Interested in current fashion and makeup trends, more intelligent than given credit for.
>>25474867
Puts emphasis on being seen as a serious intellectual person
>>25474897
Soft spoken, likes to read, generally friendly.
>>25474908
Music is love, music is life
>>25474996
Quiet, unassuming personality. Deals with depression
>>25475176
Possibly works in the body art/modification field. Kind person, quiet.

>>25475235
sweet guy, probably, no definitely, has an acoustic guitar, likes hanging out with girls in parks and talking about life. Hasn't got a steady girlfiend but it's alright. All the girls love him. Secretly has eyes for that one boy in town and some have noticed it but he played it down. He is still a bit shy about talking to him, but one day, he will. Probably the most awesome guy to hang out with and have as friend. Loyal and listening

>>25475324
Texting from phone ATM

Not gay, had acoustic guitar at 1 point nut am not musically gifted, and was in a tfw no gf for forever until these past few months. Otherwise, thanks for the kind words.

Where's your face, senpai?

>>25471422
You think you're really edgy but actually ur just confused

>>25475235
Good assumption. You look like a person who knows nice jokes which is rare.
>>25475236
Good assumption and i like your chainlet! I'd say you like camping and hiking, has read a grimoire heh.
>>25475190
Ne.

>>25475236
designs tattoos for fun
>>25475235
studies engineering, women like you

>>25474011
Nail on the head except I'm high 80 percent of the time but I'm quiet in the first place so no one ever notices
>>25474841
I like dogs yes
>>25475199
Why not both?

>>25476495
Plays csgo

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>>25475176
U vant 2 succ my lood

>>25476557
Gottamit I guess th B emoji didn't show, how else am i supposed to represent my post-ironic humor without emojis??

>>25471271
You are reasonable intelligent, at least above basic bitch pop-sci the majority are impressed over, read plato? Pulling off those threads like you mind is on another level vs normie culture.
>>25471280
You like taking risks, extreme sports, fast cars?
>>25471287
Clearly the very creative type, and good confidence.
>>25471378
Real laid back dude, close with family, honest, kind of what I strive to be.
>>25471422
Loner-ish but sub culturally cultured, and above average intelligence.
>>25471441
Good confidence, basic bitch normie?
>>25471770
Philosopher leaps an bounds ahead of society?
>>25472070
Traditional, but kind of perverted or kinky?
>>25472509
You're very ambitious, creative and smart [you like and have the vibe of someone I know was like this, ended up starting his own biz, successful guy]
>>25472750
More unique than usual, have eccentric interests D&D?
>>25472788
You're involved in a lot of academics? Employee wise or student but caught up in that life a lot?
>>25473357
Almost normie but kind of reserved and dealing with your own stuff? smart.
>>25474011
You also are a risk taker, kind of reckless?
>>25474076
You browse you tube way too much, and think men are perpetration the patriarchy simply by breathing?
>>25474867
You like golf [I think I know you]
>>25474897
You're very eccentric, work for a large org like Disney?
>>25474908
I don't know why but I like you, you're throwing off my assumption radar. You are above ABOVE average intelligence? experimental art?
>>25474996
420, adventurous, not scared of much?
>>25475176
You live in an reasonably nice apartment, reasonable successful for your age, and hate sports.
>>25475235
Above average intelligence and into computers, rebuilding repairing science etc..
>>25475236
Very close with your family, kind of loner-ish?
>>25476557
You like to vape, ambitious, above average intelligence.

>>25476600
Yup! Very accurate gj :)

>>25476600
Hella accurate haha

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>>25476557
you never throw anything away when youre done with it
>>25476495
aspiring but failing badass
>>25475236
professional victim
>>25475235
will become an alcoholic with old age

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>>25471271
Fag
>>25471280
Brown fag
>>25471287
Like steve o but lamer
>>25471378
Nice boat
>>25471422
Omg i have better hair
>>25471441
Nevermind my hair looks like shit
>>25471535
Oh wtf lemme ride u

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>>25475236
has some twisted fetishes
>>25476495
short and uncomfortable about it
>>25476557
likes clubbing and talking to drunk girls
>>25476841
overly confident and has a nice body
>>25476874
obviously likes showing off, actually is big when hard

>>25477751
pretty accurate

im impressed

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>>25477751
Is very honest towards friends, but not towards strangers out of
Fear to unintentionally hurt their feelings sometimes

>>25476841
Likes partying /drinking, but not as often as most friends probably do

>>25475236
Extroverted introvert - likes hanging out with people and genuinely enjoys company, but when home alone you have to force yourself to respond to messages / go out with friends because you also enjoy just being home.

>>25474076
You could talk to nerds or cool people alike with no problems
>>25472509
You feel insecure about your hair, but you are the only one bothered by it and everyone else thinks you look absolutely fine ( I do, no homo)

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>>25471271
hipster
>>25471280
sad
>>25471287
into phallic things
>>25471378
can't take selfies
>>25471422
reminds me of a girl i once knew by the name of daria, she was a free-spirited cunt who smoked newports and lived like there was no tomorrow. i'm assuming you're the same
>>25471441
your fav' brand of shampoo is ...
>>25471535
enjoys a good otk spanking
>>25471770
justfuckmyshitup.jpeg
>>25472070
suffers from anorexia and has a body image issue
also, tranny perhaps?
>>25472509
muhamadan
>>25472750
had her degree in literature
>>25473357
faggot
>>25474011
manlet/10
>>25474908
looks like the kinda guy i'd puff-puff pass with. maybe even let you suck my dick whilst high
>>25474996
nerdy but intriguing. possibly into some cool shit, looks like the type of guy one could have a pleasant convo with if only someone would get close enough
>>25475176
tryhard/10
>>25475235
frog/10
>>25476495
mykindaguy.png
>>25476874
luca magnote fan, 10/10 would bang!!

i defy any of you closet queens to outrare my rareness.
t. shitposting from ethiopia

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>>25471287
Look like Slug
>>25471422
Fucks on first night
>>25474867
9
>>25475236
Likes to stand out
>>25476557
Confident online
>>25478203
India here

>>25478282
Gets Hit on by Tons of Girls, either approached for dog or just like that, easy game with most of them. Fuck man I'm jealous of your looks.

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>>25478149
soft spoken/shy?
>>25478203
rarely takes normal photos
>>254782822
you manicure your beard a lot

>>25478428
Haha, complete opposite of why actually

I'd say you've got many friends, but you don't hang out with groups of friends unless your bestie is there too.

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>>25478428
you are either into ICP yourself or have juggalo friends in your social circle
(if you aren't im sorry)
>>25477751
works retail
>>25476874
kidney acquisition expert
>>25475236
i'm gonna steal how you have your pendent chain looped around your neck
you probably own the book of lies
>>25474011
you probably fuck with a lot of 80s movies
>>25472788
the only cool coworker, no matter where you work
>>25471287
if you were who you are now 15 years ago, you would be into limp bizkit.
>>25471280
you probably get a second of hesitation before people figure out what racial slur to call you

>>25478446
do it!

>>25478446
you again from the facerate

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>>25478487
I'm spreading, like cancer

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What do you assume?

>>25479022
I assume that people won't assume until you assume.

>>25479022
dreams about designing fashion
>>25478446
depresseed trap
>>25478428
rural bro

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>>25480157
forgot pic

>>25478282
it's my first time here on /soc/, so i wouldn't know about it, but there are countless shitposters from india or bangladesh.
bref, i'd say that you're an aggressive lad who compensates for his short stature with anything overtly masculine, you probably own a vroom.
>>25478428
i dunno, i'd like to say yes, but sexting is becoming the norm now, so...
as for you, i'd say that you're a brit. would like to get that 1d look, but not quite there yet. sensitive perhaps.
>>25478446
bratty metal trap... unladylike, kek
can't decide whether you're /pol/ or /lgbt/ probably a social activist or some sorts. neet

i'm >>25478203 btw

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>>25476495
Quick, of Asian extraction, never tried acid
>>25476557
Homosexual. Smokes cigarettes and has for a while
>>25476841
Prefers shorts, median Snapchat score, has had maybe six, sevensexual partners
>>25476874
Sextoy arsenal I'm sure of it
>>25477751
Mom and dad pay for rent. "Are you coming up this weekend your dad wants a picture of you and Cal on the new pontoon."
>>25478149
Cannot rotate a picture for the life of him.
>>25478203
Shops at thrift stores religiously
>>25478282
Would rather not talk politics. Croat or Serb extraction. Could be a Greek
>>25478428
High school or fresh out thereof. Rode a mountain bike within the hour this picture was taken
>>25478446
Had a fella he was banging regularly but that's over
>>25479022
Mom, Scandinavian extraction. Bet you're from Wisconsin or Minnesota
>>25480167
Long-term girlfriend, decent at basketball, has or had a landscaping job

How'd I do

>>25481045
Eh, phones rotate em to the wrong side anyways so nothing I can do