New MN USA thread. Comment your area, age, sex, and if desire

These keep popping up with no one posting.

25 m Downtown Minneapolis. Looking for f to hang out with

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Living in MN truly is suffering.
Male, 26. Bi, but no dicks to suck because I'm a fatbody. Girls don't seem to mind, though.

30 m elk river,
Looking for friends in the area who like canoeing, fishing, camping, hunting, hiking etc... Also down for playing video games and drinking.
Kik= cickn

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Male, gay, 19

Skype: lex.0o0

>>25465866
It is. 23 male, St Cloud. Had only one gi ever show interest in me and... well I learned never to stick my dick in crazy.

But now I REALLY want to stick my dick in some puss. Even FTM puss.

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18, male, Seward, straight but would hang out with anyone that's interesting. Pic is me.

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>>25468422
Forgot contact info + here's a more normal picture of me.
Phone: 3123809199
Snapchat: dicknipples420
Skype available upon request

>>25468433
Confidence is sexy, but it can't work miracles, sweetie

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M/22 Winona area
comrade_doggo8 is my kik

>>25468529
I don't know what that means. All I did was answer the OP and post a picture of myself.

>>25468433
>Skype available upon request
>have my phone number

>>25469055
It's a burner, notice the 312. I have people on Skype I wouldn't want knowing my identity.

>>25468833
He thinks you're an ugly bitch

M/21/moorhead

snap is samjanin975

hit me up for some weird shit

32M, straight

lf that stripper that wanted my cock so bad after i gave her the best 1 song neck massage of her life...

>>25469147
I wanted him to say it.

>>25469260
You're an ugly bitch

Jeez you guys are mean to him.

He's from Chicago. He's used to mean.

>>25469302
Thanks.

>>25469474
Anytime. Don't worry, I'm an ugly bitch too. Come let me suck your dick.

>>25469481
If I was gay my life would be so much easier.

It's only gay if you like it. See you at the Mall of America tomorrow at 2pm. Buffalo Wild Wings. It's happening.

>>25469527
I mean, shit, even if you don't show up I can get some wings, so I guess I'll be there. How do I identify you?

>>25469622
I'll be the one forcibly sucking your dick.

>>25469639
Aight so you'll just find me then, sounds good.

>>25469673
> the one and only time /soc/ gets somebody laid, it's faggy shit in a garbage-tier sports bar

Why am I not surprised

>>25469825
faggy shit at BWWW ain't nothin new

>>25469825
You misread the situation, we're not banging, we're just getting lunch. Also neither of us are gonna show up, so we're not even gonna do that.

>>25470032
The fuck you mean, you're not gonna show up?
See here, you little lanklet Twink:
You're coming to buffalo wild wings tomorrow.
You're gonna watch me drink ciders for an hour or two.
Then, I'm going to suck your dick in the back seat of my Chevy Impala in the parking garage. Then you're gonna go fuck around in gamestop, and I'm going home.

>>25470039
I mean that at 2 I'm going to be in a coffee shop flirting with a barista, not watching your fat ass drink fruity liquor.

>>25471451
Flirting with Baristas is literally the most beta way of meeting women
>Captive audience
>paid to be nice to you
>obligated to be nicer to get tips
>deals with this shit daily, so has a mental block to ever taking you seriously

Should've just taken the succ from the fat faggot desu

>>25471584
Kek this particular barista I happen to actually know, we went to school together.

>>25471624
So, how'd it go, Lanklet?

>>25472403
It went pretty much how one would assume it would. I successfully ordered coffee, chatted for a few minutes, and then left. How were the wings?

>>25472475
Er, sorry, how were the wings, *you depraved fat ass?

>>25472480
I stayed home. It was too muggy outside. When you're fat, it's hard to breath when it's humid out. You doing anything next monday? We could hit Benihana instead, and share a lunch boat.

stpaulish, 26, MtF, Kik: jdprog

Fucking bored all the time.