Females, describe your ideal boyfriend! >his age >his

>>25464843
Ideal boyfriend...
>living
>is into me
>has a penis
>minimal baggage / gives affection

>>25464862
Discordd?

ideal boyfriend
>dead

Well.. this is going about as well as I expected it to...

I have been on 4chan too long, my cynicism is clearly getting the better of me. :P

Scottish - because I love the accent. I like some European accents too.
"Cultured" - interested in cooking, history, literature, art.
6ft +
Average weight
Broad
Big hands
Touches me a lot, very physical.
Relaxed, kind, understanding, no mental illness, honest, loyal, affectionate.
Most of all, someone who has their weaknesses and issues but understands that you have to take responsibility for your own wellbeing.

>>25464862
Got kik? add me someguy26863, I'm all of those probably

>>25465037
>no mental illness, honest, loyal
you will never ever find a scottish person like this ever

>>25465148
A girl can dream!

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>>25465148
kek

>>25465037
If you like italian accent too and you want to chat a bit here is my kik Lu.be64, I'm 20 years old and cultured in italian recipes and its literature, if you havent got kik and interested in talking a bit let me know something where we could talk a bit on

24-30
5'5 and up
Skinny to medium build
White/Jewish
Solid, driven, secretly nerdy, stoic, kind

French accent
Likes indie rock
Is passionate about something
nice ass
nice boobs
is a girl

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>>25465037
I'm an European living in Scotland, if that makes it any better.

>>25465231
I fill all this form, except the age one (21 here o/), but I will never be your bf cuz one reason... location.

I do not live in a country among the top probability countries to find a channer. Brazil x.x

20-30
6'4 - 6'6
200+ of muscle not fat
Broad shoulders and green eyes
White with black hair
Big ya know
Loves me and buys me things

What I want does not seem to exist, but:

Any height is fine. I am 5'7" 1/2
Has to be into metal, and hopefully a lot of other music. I want someone to talk about post-black or post or sludge or doom metal, anything similar. Not power metal or shitty metal core, nu metal. None of that. I want someone who can also tolerate all the dream pop indie shit and all the synth/retrowave bullshit

Viking-esque would be great. Chubby to sorta fat. I don't like thin guys. I myself am squishy.
Facial hair is a just about necessity.
Geeky - would be into video games and film, maybe a history buff.
Shy, depressed type. I also want a guy that can have a sensitive and needy side to him. But - be able to hold a job.

Dunno what else to say

>>25465231
I fit that! do you have discord? :)

>>25465351
Wow thats mostly me tb h. I want to get into some of the other genres of metal but i dunno where to start. But I just shaved to start over for summer lol.

>>25465353
800regularsizedcrayons#4887
>>25465270
:( I'm sorry!

>>25465367
What qualities out of that describes you?

>>25465384
Literally all of it except for what i listed above lol. Im 6'3, 209 pounds, I prefer not to shave, video games, film and history is mostly what i talk about anyway, im terribly shy and depressed most of the time but im trying to get better and i can be pretty needy but try not to be.

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>30(31)
>5'8"(5'9")
>180(185 or maybe more) (basically think Jack Blacks build with that black hairstyle. Maybe even a little messier)
>Italian, German?
>Secretive, creatively jovial and all-knowing. Ethereal and eccentric. Left handed.
>Art, creative process, music, pop culture, deep web, international dope art stuff like DVDs and artbooks. Intense omnigaming and internet knowledge.
>We would probably hang out in his house in his really relaxed and chill basement space with tapestries, obscure posters and garden-level windows. We'd play games on a nice 90's Ikea futon with 1000 thread but messy sheets and pillows. Ps2, N64, vintage etc... Then id sit with you at your PC and we'd surf all your dope stuff online and youd read 10 minute long art-comedy (borderline savant obsessive autistic hilarious) articles from your fave blogs or genius reviewers. Id blow you at your call in your computer chair while you browse as long as you want and then swallow. We could go to hibachi and get sake and come back and watch some of your favorite insane movies. Or whatever hip youtube content you traffic. Wed listen to recent vinyls and youd practically attack me on your bed. I would maybe be a little bit of a bitch or a brat to get you to rape me and hold me down to choke and crush me while you do it. You could last and make me cum handsfree and id lay my head in your chest hair and fall asleep. Only very light snoring.
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>5'10" Tgirl, Seattle, I am beautiful and pass effortlessly while also having a desirable androgyne edge. Im a cartoonist and mediaholic nerd. I am a brat and I will make you annoyed in public or with close friends and you should like making me crawl and feel degraded when we are alone.

>>25465351
I fit pretty much all of this but am thin and clean shaven is that a deal breaker?

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>>25465148
top bantz>>25465231
>White/Jewish

>20-35
>taller than 5'5
>?
>?
>Loving but stand off ish, doesn't suffocate me. Caring, Funny, not overly sexual, trusting/loyal,
>Holding hands, cuddling, video games, movies/tv shows, animals. + Your own unique interests.
>Have a job/in school for someting. AKA have your life somewhat figured out. (Not a NEET, I am not a provider.)


>24/F/Canada
>Chubby, body mods, red hair, green eyes, loves animals, geeky, plays video games(badly), cooks and works full time.

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>>25465351
I guess I'm close to viking build.

Sludge and doom are great but having a prog death metal phase right now. I love shitty indie pop.

Beard-let, 6'0, INFP, and shy/depressed but working through the pain.

KIK: PinkFlag1955

If nothing else I really enjoy talking to strangers online because it's good practice for the real world. This post is pretty pathetic but sure beats Tinder.

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>his age
20
>his height
6'1"
>his weight
just have a normal bmi
>his race/nationality
korean or russian
>his personality
multi-faceted, outgoing, talented
>his interests
music, books, the arts, going out, spending time in nature, movies, philosophy, theology, improving self
>how would be a perfect day with him?
domestic activities would be so sweet. but just going out on a date in the city, maybe doing dumb touristy stuff, getting dinner, going home and composing music together

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a guy that fits your criteria!
DON'T FUCKING @ ME

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>>25465452
Holy shit. That was the most autistic thing I've read all day and I was just browsing /r9k/.

>>25465694
How do you compose femanon? I used to use Sibelius but now I just straight up record midi input into Ableton and only look at notation when arranging.

You should hit up pic related when he posts next time since you like korean pretty boys. Hopefully someone can hook up and get off this godforsaken site.

>his age
26 to 30
>his height
5'0 to 5'7
>his weight
130 to 160
>his race/nationality
White Irish, German, Swedish or British( I love accents)
>his personality
He is very clingy and obsessive, shy but not doesn't mind going to small gatherings. He also has a good standing with his family and loves writing me love notes and giving me soup and reading to me when I am sick. He loves to spend his time reading, playing his vidya, drinking like a fish and loves to talk about anything for hours on end.
>his interests
Video games, comics, music, sports, art, cooking, the great outdoors, drinking, smoking cigars or weed or anything smoke related, animals, science, philosophy and history.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
We would cuddle close together and listen to the rain fall. We would talk about who would win in a fight, "Ironman or Thor" and watch some tv shows he loves and then cook dinner together. Then a couple of hours later we would fuck like crazy.
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>talk a bit about yourself
I'm tall, black, and look like a chubby weightlifter. I don't think this guy is here but it's fun to dream.

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>>25464843
>age
18-21
>height
5'7+
>weight
>140lbs+
>race
Doesn't matter
>personality
Awkward, yet dominant during sex OR cocky and awkward during sex (to an extent)
>interests
Video games, anime, sadomasochism,
>perfect day
Hangout at his house, fall asleep together watching tv
>talk about yourself
I'm into the interests I wrote and I also cosplay. I think it'd be funny if I actually met someone like this.
Teeth like pic related is a plus

Kik: summer.goth

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>>25466424
You could have said you just like Europeans or White guys. I feel bad for black men.

>>25466575
That is the most generic description I've ever seen on an ideal partner thread.
>it'd be funny if I actually met someone like this
that is literally every guy on /r9k/

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>>25466588
I don't want to lump together entire cultures into one word. I feel bad for your mom.

>>25466424
>tfw short and only part of this describes me
Well, it's the closest so far.

>>25464862
guaranteedreplies.jpg

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>>25466619
Short is a great start desu, what are you like?

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>>25466617
>I'm Black
No need to be ashamed of cucking Tyrone.

>>25466575
where you from?

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>>25466647
Perfect.

>>25466575
Fine

Very physically affectionate. Maybe even a little possessive, but not controlling. Very open minded. Likes a wide range of music. Isn't afraid of scary movies. Not a stoner. Not allergic to cats or dogs. Brown or green eyes preferred. Either tall or kinda chubby, extra points for both. Freckles moles and scars are gr8.

>>25466641
<= half of those.
Could write it out if needed.

>>25466709
Then why don't you, bud. Might as well.

>>25466744
>under 26
>little above 160
>just euro descent, regular american
Kind of clingy and obsessive but will still give people space
No bad standing with the senpai but could care less. Wouldn't mind notes and making soup when sick. Don't really read but play vidya and drink a lot. Do like talking and convos.
>don't care for comics, or sports
Outdoors not big on but do like going throuhg places like Colorado. Can't smoke but have had tobacco and like the tastes. Animals are hit and miss, science I'm eh on sometimes, philosophy is really eh, and don't hate history but don't pay attention.
Do like cuddling.

So on and so forth.

>>25466778
you got a kik?

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>>25464843
Good morning anons
> 25 yesrd old
> more then 180 cm
> well build body and a lot of muscles
> black !!!
> big diiiick ;)

>>25465689
Are you fucking kidding me
>6.0 has a hard time talking with people

Unless your face is a train wreck get the fuck out there you chad built faggot.

>his age
18-24
>his height
5"8+
>his weight
skinnier/ light muscle/ tone
>his race/nationality
White good, french best
>his personality
open, quirky, honest, flirty??
>his interests
regular geek shit minus stuff like star wars/trek, GoT, looking for more like anime, gaming, music
>how would be a perfect day with him?
food. good food. watching something funny with fucking good food.
>talk a bit about yourself
wont go in to specifics, younger, north america, skinny. I game a lot but have a small library of games that I do play. I don't think I'm looking for anything but reply with like a discord or something and I might send a request. (and I do not have a kik)

>>25466888
FridgeNuker#8008
I happen to fit this kinda, if you want to add me go for it, if not it's all dandy!

>20-25
>tall
>bara
>anything
>delinquent
>motorcycles and his pompadour
>he takes me out to ride on his motorcycle

>>25466875
Kys

>>25465351
If I wasn't cursed with eternal scruff, I'd fit the profile. Sadly my facial hair does not impress. It's a bit more than 5 o'clock shadow but it's not a true beard+mustache.

>>25465351
I guess thats me. Love metal im seeing slayer, lamb of god, and behemoth in August, nerdy, ill geek the fuck out on video games, built like a brick shit house, 6'0, beard, can get down to Redbone - Childish Gambino. Always had depression and anxiety just got out of a 2 year relationship and it hurts like shit. Love me. Idk dick about history tho

People are so fucking pretentious. It's hilarious!

>>25466888
Nice trips, I check every box minus being a frog. comrade#1469

>>25466627
Not really. One faggot posted a discord and another says he "might" meet these extremely minimal specs. And then there's you. What a catch.

>>25467050
well your requirements seemed pretty low desu. Would probably be a good idea to go into more detail senpai

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>his age
From 18 to 24.

>his height
Taller than 5'6

>his weight
Average, not too skinny. I don't mind a little bit of chub, but not obese or too muscular.

>his race/nationality
White/asian...?

>his personality
oh boi that's a complicated question. I like sassy people, and I know it's a fricking cliché, but a good sense of humor is a big plus. Not too shy would be great, but since I am pretty shy myself I can't really say anything about it since I know how hard it can be sometimes.
I am really accepting of self-esteem issues since I've dealt with that in the past.
And just someone who can hold a deep conversation and who likes long philosophical debates...
Anyway, if you are nice and not dumb it should be okay, really.

>his interests
MOVIIIIIES, I really like movies. I also draw a lot, and I absolutely love music. I'm trying to read more, I was an absolute bookworm in the past but I've stopped, wanna get back to it haha
I also enjoy TV shows, youtube shit, baking... (and I also play video games, but mostly single-player shit)
It would be very hard to get along with someone who doesn't have ANY of those interests, but then again, the choice is very large

>how would be a perfect day with him?
Going to the movie theater, then back to my/his house to cuddle and talk about our day. Then maybe go for a walk and come home, eat dinner and I don't know, fuck or something (I have quite a sex-drive, and I'm pretty submissive, I fucking love role play so good luck putting up with me haha)

>talk a bit about yourself
Heh, I'm French, 18, and I won't say anything else because I heard somewhere that mystery is attractive

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a guy that fits your criteria!
pic related, it-s-a-meh

>>25465243
hello I seem to match everything, are you a grill too? If so, I'm bisexual, hehe

>>25467331

Ahmahgawd!

>be 24
>be 6'4
>be quite fit, body type = healthy
>be white
>be not shy, like long conversations about deep subjects and just making jokes
>LOVE movies and music and basically everything but baking (cooking on the other hand though...)
>see a description of a perfect day
>see this post
>be in awe
>that's me

>>25466424
Fuck, this describes me pretty well I think. I tick almost every box, but I'm taller than 5'7 and a lot younger than the wanted age range.

>>25465655
are you in Ontario?

>>25467331
Do you have a kik? I love film and literature, and I'm learning French, so it would be nice to get some practice.

>>25467331
I fit everything except I'm 27. I genuinely hope I'm not too old, you are ideal for me.

If it's not a deal breaker, kik me at wtbgf

>>25467331
23

5'8

165, still got a tiny bit of chub from when i was a fat fucker, bit of a thicker build.

Im pretty sarcastic and will probably make it my goal to make you laugh like 24/7 but i am still shy at first. I have a pretty big tendency to get into long debates about almost anything its just a fun thing to do for me. I still am a nice guy even though i can get heavily into a debate or conversation.

Im a massive movie nut and will have fun debates about them all the time. I will try to get you to watch a shitload of awesome movies, I watch way too much Netflix TV shows and will probably have an episode of always sunny running like nonstop just for like background noise. I'm a big fan of video games but don't play them 24/7 as much anymore.

Im someone who does need like some close connection so i might end up being the one wanting cuddles and shit alot of the time, and i would probably want to fuck at quite a few inappropriate times cause my drives probably bigger

I have a big thing for accents so you've won me over already.

You're definitely like right in my area of interest let me know if you've got a kik or something.

>>25464843
Ideal boyfriend:

>no dick
>boobs
>vagina

22-27
not too overweight, chub is fine
white
medium/long hair
laid back, open and social, doesn't shy away from a challenge.
Games, Movies (including Disney), BDSM, Concerts(metal/rock) +if he likes swimming
Perfect day would be just hanging out cuddling on the couch, playing some games, go to movies and out for dinner in the evening. (or go swimming if he's in for that)

I'm a bit chubby myself, wear a lot of alternative clothes, I'm a mermaid (hence the swimming).
send me your kik if you wanna know more

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trash....
dammit /pol

>>25467509
i think i fit what you're after. kik:kurttaxmaster

>>25467525
added

>>25467509
alexander1464

>>25467556
added

>>25465037
Genuinely fit all of this yet I've got problems with depression and anxiety, oh well.

>>25467331
I also seem to match with you pretty well.

>>25467509
And another, although I'm not very social.

>>25466888
I fit everything except being French, personality especially. Dischord is Supertoa#9434 if you have any interest

>>25467053
A guy created a thread and he is literally my perfect partner. Smart, always reading and learning, curious and adventurous, likes to travel and try new foods and speak new languages, likes guns and shooting, interested in health, doesn't drink alcohol, likes outdoor activities like kayaking and hiking, interest in photography and processing film, etc etc.

>>25467497
hey I fit your requirements (and I"m a chick) I'm >>25465243
and if you or >>25467331
want to add me my kik is Utterlyuranianumbra

>his age
Younger than 30... Older than 18
>his height
Tall
>his weight
not super skinny
>his race/nationality
don't care
>his personality
aloof, introverted, kind of cynical, but very intelligent. reserved and becomes more affectionate to me over-time
secretly passionate
prob an ISTP or something
>his interests
video games, comic books, outdoorsy activities
>how would be a perfect day with him?
memes
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>talk a bit about yourself
why
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a guy that fits your criteria!
Wolverine
...eheh

>>25466888
KawaiiNekoLover#8927
Fit everything, especially the food part and no. I'm not fat.

>>25466888
>23
>6'
>175 lbs, pretty muscular
>French (Canadian) and Anglo mutt
>Open yes, quirky not so much, honest yes, very flirty but only with my significant other
>vidya, anime, music, history, reading/writing, art, computers are all things I like a lot

Discord:
Big McLargehuge#1506

>>25467625
I'm tall and hairy. Not huge into comics but the other stuff I'm good on

>>25467509
Kik is fuzzydog7

>>25465231
unsightly#3199

down to a t, msg me

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>his age
Over 21
>his height
Tall
>his weight
Skinny boy
>his race/nationality
German or Russian or Korean or something
>his personality
Cocky in a self aware way, dominant, doesn't need me to baby him
>his interests
Krav Maga, professional vaping, watching king of the hill in the snow, planned parenthood
>how would be a perfect day with him?
Literally anything but I want him to myself lol xd
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>talk a bit about yourself
No!
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a guy that fits your criteria!

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>18—24
> greater than 5'10"
>140—200
>American(race doesn't matter)
>Nerdy, NEETlike, shy
>LIKES TRANNIES, Vidya games, music, history, nerd shit, self loathing and ironic memes
>Stay at home, cuddle up on the couch, maybe get frisky, loving and the stuff.
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>I'm a fuckjng tranny so actually get rid of anything I said, I'm just desperate for human contact

>>25467838
Contacttt?

>>25467801
Sent (;

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>>25467846
Alright, there we go

>>25467838
Megusta

>>25467616
I tick of a lot of these >>25467053 here btw, my ID changed

>likes to travel and try new foods and speak new languages
I've travelled to 5 countries this year so far, on 3 continents (will add around 3-4 more until the end of the year) and speak 5 languages. I also enjoy cooking (cooked some blueberry chutney for the first time this weekend)
>likes guns and shooting
unfortunately no, though I can't say I have ever tried it either
>interested in health, doesn't drink alcohol
I try to eat healthily and only drink alcohol when meeting with friends
>likes outdoor activities like kayaking and hiking
I love hiking, whenever I travel I always try to incorporate a few hikes
>interest in photography and processing film
I do a lot of photography, for almost 3 years now and I the last time I developed a roll of film was two weeks ago

>>25467999
I fit all of this perfectly and I'm Scottish, what are the odds?

>>25468006
Oh, you're gone. Nevermind then.

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>his age
25+ (I'm 19, older guys are best guys)
>his height
at least 5'7"
>his weight
Absolutely NOT fat. It is the one thing I can never accept. Sorry.
>his race/nationality
I don't have much of a preference, not really into black guys though
>his personality
Doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't have casual sex, no piercings, no tattoos, confident, not clingy in a needy way but can be slightly possessive, has some gusto for life (no apathetic neet stuff ty), not a complete normie, independent, has some self respect, mature
>his interests
things outside of "anime, games, music, tv xd", reading, chess, whatevs. avoids social media and general vacuous forms of entertainment
>how would be a perfect day with him?
we cycle around geocaching, stop for a homemade picnic put together by me (he appreciates slightly more traditional women, values cooking etc), go back home and snuggle up to watch a film or read to eachother


unrealistic but nice to think about, i guess

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>>25464843
Well first off this is my post talking about what I'm looking for right now in detail:
>>25464716

But to sum it up more clearly...

>Age:1
9 to 35 (older depending on the person)

>Looks:
As hard as it is for some people to understand looks and weight don't matter at all as long as his life isn't in danger from obesity or another disease of any kind. I just want to be able to live long time with him. Looks REALLY don't matter he can be considered ugly, have scars, deformities, over weight (as long as life isn't in danger), anything like that. As long as he takes care of hygiene brushes teeth and bathes we are all good. Race doesn't matter either. Any race, any body type.

>Personality:
Ideally very sweet and kind; able to do normal social things but alone with me VERY shy. Because I have childhood trauma this is what relaxes me the most. I also really love being doted on and DOING the doting as well. Stuff like compliments and flattery all the time, cuddling, sweet talking. It just gets to me so much ;-; Puts me into a love state. I actually really like the puppy love/teenage love type of relationship.

MUST HAVE COMMON INTERESTS WITH ME. I have a lot of interests so I didn't think this would be a hard thing to come by but unfortunately it is. But to sum it up fast my interests are mainly art, anime, video games, cartoons, nature, Japan, fantasy & sci-fi. If we have all of these things in common including specific interests being the same all the better. I'll list more things in a min.

I'd also like him to have common sexual interest. I like very GENTLE femdom, like light worship and groveling. I also like him to be slightly effeminate. Like a guy who moans. On my most extreme side I want to try pegging, more than that though I just love a guys ass, asscheeks sqeezing them and gently touching and licking the asshole. I also like anal on myself, squirting, pissing (it's connected to squirting), and using my feet on him.

(cont...)

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>>25468076
A perfect 'day' would be meeting someone who I've gotten to know well on the internet/chat/IM first and then coming to their place and just snuggling and smoking weed and forever getting to stay at home and do what I wanted, make money solo camwhoring, go for walks in nature, and watch tons of stuff together and play video games together, possibly make art together too.

I'll list a few interests more specifically, but this is just a really short nutshell type of list, there's no way I could list everything I like...

>TV:
Rick and Morty (my entire life!), Star Vrs the Forces of Evil, Invader Zim, My Little Pony, Steven Universe, Futurama, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Girl's Bravo, No Game No Life, Watamote, Accel World, Kaiba, Dragon Ball, Sailor Moon, Angelic Layer, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Farscape, Star Trek: tng & ds9.

>Movies:
80s/90s fantasy/sci-fi/horror. The Princess Bride, The Neverending Story, Dark Crystal, Legend, The Labyrinth, Willow, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mononoke Hime, anything Studio Ghibli. Lots of fantasy & sci-fi.

>Video Games:
Final Fantasy (7, 8, & 9 are my favs), Harvest Moon, Zelda, Kirby, Mario. Youtube: Gamegrumps, Jontron.

>Music:
Grimes, Air, Glass Animals, Alt-j, The Glitch Mob, Depeche Mode; anything ambient, ethereal wave, synthwave, dubstep, instrumental.

>Books:
Harry Potter, lotr, Discworld, Sword of Truth series; anything fantasy & sci-fi.

This is my pornhub:
https://www.pornhub.com/users/opalnova

Opal#9820 is my discord.

>>25468076
>>25468086
you are not the kind of girl i would expect to have a pornhub

>his age
at least 20 (my age), but preferably older
>his height
taller than me (5'6)
>his weight
obviously depends on height, but I'm just going to say healthy BMI (unless you have muscle, which then renders the BMI scale ineffective)

so just average I guess. but kind of built is hot too.
>his race/nationality
Doesn't matter, but it would be cool to have someone who speaks a language other than the 3 I speak (with variance in fluency). German is one I'm interested in.
>his personality
I love intelligent guys that can hold a conversation and where I don't feel like I have to dumb myself down. Generally into other introverts, and just somewhat more quiet and relaxed people in general, but would at least be willing to talk to me.
Somewhat affectionate, but not overly grope-y in public...I do like holding hands (:
open-minded, loyal,supportive, accepting, and willing to listen.
Have ambition, but not in the sense of being obsessed with money...rather, for self-growth and fulfillment. It would be nice to achieve together.

>his interests
must be somewhat well read, enjoys various ethnic cuisines, doing outdoorsy stuff from time to time, okay with drinking/420 with me. But also being able to chill listening to music or watching movies/anime/ tv shows.

I'm a sucker for guys who are good are hard science/math because they aren't my strong suit.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
wake up late, have some fun morning sex, make breakfast together, go swim in the ocean/lake, drive somewhere to get dinner and talk, get some ice cream/desserts and walk around and window shop weird shops, go look at the stars and talk about stuff. then go home and actually sleep together

sorry for being verbose, i tend to ramble. But I'm open to more than just this

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>>25468076
>>25468086
Oh, wow, you sound absolutely amazing. I've sent you a discord request if you'd like to chat.

>>25468086
I'd also really love to be with someone who worked from home. Even though I know a lot of people don't. But I think it would be nice to spend that much time together.

Also another thing I forgot to mention is that I like left/liberal leaning people, especially when it comes to lgbtqi+ rights and women's rights. But if you watch h3h3 I fall in the middle a bit too, like Ethan talks about on h3h3 podcast a lot. Only on certain issues like censorship (I believe in little to no censorship). If you voted for Trump, I could never love you. If you are racist or homophobic (don't think gays should marry or adopt or think that trans counts as a mental illness) I could never love you. If you think black people are somehow evolutionary less intelligent than other races I could never fall in love with you. To me those are all backwards ideas that display someone is not mature/hasn't lived life, and lacks empathy. Empathy is probably the most important trait to me. I look very closely at how a person treats others (not just me), especially others they can gain nothing from like a homeless person. A person who is kind to all is the most respectable and admirable trait of all traits.

>>25468086
it's a trap!!!

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>>25468146
No, I'm a biological girl...
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59694de2f0bc6

>>25468155
God that looks delicious.

>>25468012
Could you please post your Skype or other means of contacting you?

>>25468058
I fit a lot of what you're looking for, you probably don't live in Canada though? That perfect day sounds like a lot of fun and very comfy

>>25468058
Damn that's pretty close to who I am.

>>25468306
Canadabro I feel your pain

>>25468096

Hey, I definitely think we'd get along pretty well! I'm not older however (19) so that may be a deal breaker.

Here's my kik if you're interested: RetroRaptor01

>>25468086
Youd fit me pretty nice i think. Ive always wanted to kinda try just some very light femdom and who wouldnt want that from someone like you.

Your TV and Movies are eerily similiar to my interests, seriously never see the dark crystal on anybodies list.

I sent a discord friend request if you are interested, i definitely am

>>25468096
Again pretty close to who I am but don't speak other languages. Want to learn some more but haven't had the time.

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>>25467331
what part of france are you from this is really important

i want a bf who doesnt like sex

>>25467801
I added you. IDK who that other person is

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>>25464843
>his age
21-30

>his height
doesn't matter

>his weight
just no obese, I like super skinny guys but also chubby guys I am not too picky but I prefer my partners to be in good health.

>his race/nationality
doesn't matter

>his personality
charming, honest, care free, literate, sexual, not completely socially fucked.

>his interests
video games, anime, drugs, literature/philo, good music, discovering new things, making people happy, communism.

>how would be a perfect day with him?
we get high as we take turns playing simons quest, go grab coffee, push me on the swing, go to a local house show.

>talk a bit about yourself
Short hair+glasses, skinny with a bit more on my lower half, I am white. I spend a lot of my time working and playing games. I am laid back but I love doing spontaneous things and having a good time. Learning new things is my passion. I love to study and travel.

pic is ideal man

emoe#0204

>>25467331
besides your music taste youre absolutely perfect in everything

>>25468231
The thing is I'm currently in a relationship, sorry if I got your hopes up or anything. Still pretty impressed by how you described me perfectly though.

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>>25468359
She a thot.

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>>25468401
good observation.

>>25467837
im german and russian, too bad american women are trash

>>25468096
>25
>5'11
>I'm average
>White, speak 2 languages, took German in college
>I'd say I'm intelligent. I'm more of a math science guy than anything else
>I have ambition? More like I'm working on getting to a comfortable place in my life.
>Is this enough?

>his age
20-50
>his height
5'7+
>his weight
Not so skinny that I can see bones, not so fat that his flab covers his dick.
>his race/nationality
Doesn't matter, really.
>his personality
Kind, honest, empathetic, confident, realistic. The generic stuff.
>his interests
Improving himself, TV shows, history, music, video games. He can be in to anything but these are things we would have in common.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
Idk. Tasty food, lots of forehead kisses, getting too invested in shows together etc.
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>talk a bit about yourself
I'm quite average. 18, small framed, decent skin, kinda nerdy looking. I love pasta and doughnuts.
(I'm not looking for a boyfriend though, it's just nice to talk about)

>>25468058
>>25468096
>>25468615
27 year old anon here that fits most of these descriptions.
Hit me up @kik ChunkSteakknife if you want to chat

>>25467891
For real? You sound awesome... what five languages do you speak? I'm only fluent with English and Spanish, but I've picked up a little Italian

The photography is a big win in my book. I'm trying to set up a darkroom in my house now

>>25468337
If you're willing to cuddle me every single day I think I could perhaps fit the bill here
But you have to spoon me every single day

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Its another
>I'm a shallow whore thread
Woopty Doo...

>>25468656
i wouldnt mind honestly

>>25468670
so you're saying you don't have a 7 inch penis.

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>>25468680
I hope you also don't mind long distance military relationships

I guess you could come live in my military housing and we could own a big malamute puppy
But that would have to keep you company for months at a time

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>his age
18-24 (I'm 18)

>his height
Taller than me so 5"2+

>his weight
Average

>his race/nationality
White from anywhere

>his personality
Charming, honest & reliable, kind, sexual, relaxed

>his interests
Video games, drugs (but not heavy ones), traveling, anything he likes really

>how would be a perfect day with him?
Morning sex, maybe breakfast maybe not, get high, drive..maybe swim in a lake, order some food and just play around. I like simple and spontaneous things.

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>talk a bit about yourself
Average bodytype, more ass than boobs though. natural very light blonde hair, blue eyes. I'm from Sweden. Bisexual (so a threesome sounds good). Introvert but loves spontaneous things and random care drives.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a guy that fits your criteria!
Cringey picture but it's all I've got

>>25468576
drop a contact and we'll see (:
my ID might have changed but oh well haha

>>25468759
Its Lauren southerns cousin. What do you mean sexual? kinky stuff? are you usually horny? You're looking for me btw.

>>25468759
So, when you say morning sex you like want to being shaking on the way to work, kinda sex or just a nice calming screw?

I fit alot of that do you have kik or discord or something?

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>>25468828
It means someone willing to have sex often, lets me be submissive, wants a threesome...I'm not really into kinky stuff but I'm open to try new things and yes, I'm usually horny lol but even more when I'm drunk. Any contact info?

>>25468922
I'm more into the nice calming screw in the morning because I'm very tired lol, but any other time is preferably rough kinda sex

>>25468933
Well any version of that with you would be pretty perfect.

Could I add you somewhere?

>>25468952
Anch#7488 on discord or aanchezz on kik

>>25468961
i sent a kik your way

>>25468759
>age
18
>height
1m80
>weight
165 lbs fit
>Race
white from France
>personality
I've got the whole honest reliable kind and relaxed thing

Do you have a snapchat ? What do you think about the migrant crisis ?

>>25468982
I do but there's no way I'm posting it here lol. Got anything else? And I think too much about that XD

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>>25468988
Here's mine if u want "batcamil"
>I think too much about that
How so ?

pic is me

>>25465655

Kek. I fit all of these.

>>25466888
Boomiverse#7759

>>25468058

I fit most of these.

>>25464843
>>his age
at least 27
>>his height
170-180 sm
>>his weight
doesnt matter
>>his personality
interesting?
>>his interests
geekish
>>how would be a perfect day with him?
lazy summer day

>>25468096

I fit all your criteria, except for one. Kek

>>25466888
Answer me these questions.
>White/black?
>Do you wear dresses below the knees?

>>25468768
Different guy but I fit most things.
Kik: glebguy
Skype: g1ebguy
Discord: Gleb#7243

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is age
18-25
>his height
6'3+ (tall guys are a major turn on)
>his weight
I hate fat guys and I dislike bones, so maybe like 200 but more muscle than anything.
>his race/nationality
White from anywhere except Eastern Europe
>his personality
Charming, sweeps me off my feet, very dominant, not afraid to make moves on me
>his interests
Athletic, loves to read, loves sex as much as I do, and devoutly Christian.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
Wake up, go out for a morning run with him, get back and make breakfast, go to the beach, go shopping, maybe fuck me a little, take me to dinner late at night and treat me right. :)

Girl on the right is me, 5'3 18

>>25469142
>devout christian
>loves sex
b8 detected

>>25469149
That's not what I mean. Not like an ultra catholic or anything but somebody who believes in god strongly.

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>>25469142
I'm an 18 yo French
im 1m80 idk what it's supposed to be in feet
around 75 kg I lift/run/swim
I think I'm a devout christian too
Do you have snapchat ?

>>25469172
Maybe another picture of you? No offense but under 6ft isn't really what I'm going for either...

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>>25469131
>>25468096
Forgot to reply to original post as well.

>>25465037
bitch who hasnt struggled with mental illness?

im sure just by saying that youre being a hypocritical cunt

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>>25465689
Of course the only good girl I match perfectly with is the only one that completly abandons the thread.


>>25468076
if you idiots actually fall for this you're fucking retarded

>>25469172
>>25469182
HAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAH CHAD COMPLETELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
This alone made the thread completely worth it

How's the weather down there bro?

>>25469203
>weather down there
Bro I ain't nowhere close to being Chad
Well I don't feel that small here in France since the average height is like 174 cm

>>25468096
That perfect day sounds amazing

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>his age
18-23

>his height
5'10+, I love feeling small so the taller the better.

>his weight
Not fat or skelly. Average is preferred, but a little bit of chub is ok.

>his race/nationality
White

>his personality
Laid back, funny, kind, ambivert.

>his interests
Anything he's passionate about besides consuming media (netflix, vidya, etc). Anything nature-related is a plus.

>how would be a perfect day with him?
Have a picnic in the park then come home to watch a spooky horror movie and cuddle.

>talk a bit about yourself
18, F, USA, slightly autistic

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>>25469182
Guess I will have to aim for the fat atheist girls

>>25469203
Im glad you got some fun out of it Anon :)

>>25469234
how tall are you?

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>his age
20-25
>his height
5'9+
>his weight
130 to 180
>Race/nationality
Celtic Irish, German, Scottish. I'm super pale so I don't want anyone more than 5 shades darker than me.
>his personality
Kind, nurturing, charitable. Very strong morals, isn't afraid to put me in my place when I'm being a brat. Is good at family gatherings and doesn't mind when my relatives pick on him. Doesn't want kids. Is more dominant during sex.
>his interests
Video games, anime/manga, music, cosplay, art, cooking, a huge history nerd would be nice as well.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
We would cuddle on the couch and watch really awful movies and make fun of them. Then we would make a yummy dinner and drink some good red wine while talking about anything. Then afterwards we'd go to the bedroom for some amazing sex.
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>talk a bit about yourself
I'm a short, pale, chubby Irish girl. Natural Red hair *dyed at the moment*, brown eyes, freckles. Really geeky. Already have a bf that meets this criteria so not looking for anyone though

>>25469234
fits me pretty much

>>25469238
Don't feel bad, I just like feeling really small. Most girls aren't like me so don't worry about it.

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>his age
27 - 40
>his height
Taller than 1.70
>his weight
no fat, no anorexic, not too muscular, but a bit muscular is nice
>his race/nationality
not matter, but id love if he's japanese i guess
>his personality
loves to makes jokes about everything, and talk many things, dominant, and cares about me, not an asshole with me, but we can joke about everything, shitposter, likes japan culture, likes to read, honest, and idk
>his interests
shitpost, doggos, learning many things, japan or other countries culture, doggos, animals in general
>how would be a perfect day with him?
relax and his home, watching and laughing about memes and stupid things we found in internet
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>talk a bit about yourself
im 27 years old, tiny, 4'11, peruvian, i like tall guys, ut makes me feel protected, i think im chubby or just thicc, i like japanese culture, read, painting, reading horror manga, and watching horror movies too, i like animals and taking photos about nature
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a guy that fits your criteria!

bonus point if he have beard or long hair and its into metal or weird music

>>25469266
I have you added on myanimelist for some reason. Lol.

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>>25469264

>>25467331
J'adore filles français.

I totally said that right.

Kik me @ commandersalamander

>>25468058
I fit your criteria well.

Kik this guy @ commandersalamander

>>25469242
3 inches away from being an actual dwarf.

>>25469101
This is me where do I collect my prize?

>>25469266
I'm
>>25465689
but I'm too young otherwise I would hit you up because
>>25465351
seems to have abandoned

>>25469142
I am 6'4, why does it seem like shorter girls need taller men than girls over 5'6? I'd say 80% of my sexual partners have been like 5'5 or less and my preference is like, 5'8 +

>>25468096
We sound like a match.

My kik is commandersalamander

Females, describe your ideal boyfriend!

>his age
21-35
>his height
5'8 or taller
>his weight
Idc specifically but fit or skinny
>his race/nationality
White or Hispanic
>his personality
Funny and likes to stay in most of the time
>his interests
Animals, old Nintendo games, occasional hikes
>how would be a perfect day with him?
Staying in and doing nothing
>talk a bit about yourself
5'5 with slight chub. Passion for dogs and all animals except spiders. Introvert who likes to look up random facts in her spare time

>>25469322
do you have discord? or something?

>>25469355
Almost exactly me except for not fit yet.

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>>25469383
shoe-chan#7991

>>25468670
So basically you're upset you're short, fat, and have a tiny penis and that's everyone else's fault for not finding your Danny DeVito looking ass attractive

>>25467331
Me,
>20
>6'1
>210 lbs
>white
>Self-esteem issues is biggest flaw
>I like books, youtube shit, and RPGs
>I love all these things
>I'm American...

Fuck. I'll fly to France next week to fuck you, but I can't handle a LOOOONG distance relationship...

>>25467625
My names literally Logan, if that helps you roleplay me being Wolverine?
>>25468615
I'm your guy, A/S/L?
>>25468759
You're still in Sweden I take it? I'll do whatever you want for a night if you give me a place to sleep next week, just one night.

>is a girl

>his age: 22-30
>his height: 5'8-6'4
>his weight 175-225lbs
>his race/nationality: African American/ United States
>his personality: passionate, family oriented, clever, astute
>his interests: travel, sports
>how would be a perfect day with him?
Ideally we would click on a social, emotional and sexual level.
I have always imagined being so attracted to someone that we start out the morning most mornings with morning sex.
Then we'd shower, have a breakfast that I make, and spend time together either out and about, with friends, or alone together at home.
Ideally if I was still horny he'd be up for round 2. (And at the very least not shame me for wanting more sex)
I also like cuddles, pillow talk, and playfulness.
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>talk a bit about yourself
I'm 23/f, 5'7
I'm introverted/shy, but when you get to know me I'm a pretty lively person.
My favorite hobby is baking/cooking and I enjoy making food from around the world.
I like traveling and exploring new places.
I'm a pretty loyal friend to the close friends I have.
I am family-oriented and strong-willed.
I am also very sexual and would prefer to have sex at least daily.
I've never had someone bring me to orgasm, so ideally this could be figured out.

>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a guy that fits your criteria!
We'll see.
I like very short hair and nice full lips.

>>25466888
why does it make me mad when people obsess over food? idiot

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yall are a bunch of boring cunts

>>25469388
As long as you're not too big I don't care. Just a preference that doesn't have to qualify

>>25468359
>communism

ah, so fucking close

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>tfw skinny and 90% of girls think it's a dealbreaker, even though I'm above average face wise.

These 4000 calories a day and my gym membership better pay off ladies.

Why isn't this thread just call, "Ideal european boyfriend"?
Does no one shot for the home team anymore, I like euro girls too but cummmmmooooon!!

>>25470028
Hmmmm I apply to most of those other than the weight part, I'm going to bet thats the margin of a deal breaker
And idk I like cooking too so maybe we'd have to have a cook off to see who'll be head chief. Morning sex part speaks to me too since I usually have to fap twice in the morning to get rid of my morning wood, I assume you have an extra pair of sheets

ideal boyfriend
>his age
18-25
>his height
taller than me/same height (im 5'9")
>his weight
preferably toned
>his race/nationality
caucasian/asian
>his personality
he needs to be destined for greatness
not obsessive
irreverant
logical
funny/clever (if not, he likely has linear thinking, and probably isnt very smart!)
not lazy/depressed

>his interests
able to be passionate/interested by everything
>how would be a perfect day with him?
itd be fun to wake up together. i wake up really quickly though and i dont like lingering in bed.
we'd eat breakfast i/he would make
we would go to an amusement/water park, and eat lunch there
then home and watch a movie on drugs
then we'd go to a nice restaraunt at night
>talk a bit about yourself
im a 19 year girl
i like everything
i speak 3 languages, i like fashion and sunshine
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a guy that fits your criteria
im on the left, i just thought the pic on the right was pretty

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>>25470219
omg nooo i forgot my collage in my haste
i also forgot to add that i prefer skinny to
skinnyfat/fat

>>25470221

Contact details?

>>25464843
>his age
25-29
>his height
I don't care much.
I like guys my height (5'7"-5'9") and guys much taller than me (6'3"+) the most.
>his weight
Healthy. A little skinnier or chubbier than average is perfectly fine.
>his race/nationality
White.
>his personality
Witty, sarcastic, intelligent, curious. Reliable, responsible, stable, independent. Kind-hearted. Relaxed, communicative, reserved, quiet. Crazy in love with me?
>his interests
Aware of current events, curious of the world around us, well-read. Likes outdoors and working out, loves food.
I am very curious and I will probably develop an interest in whatever he likes doing. Hopefully he'll be interested in my other hobbies/interests as well.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
I wrote a lot, but it was all pretty dumb - with the right guy, I'd be happy just being around him, whatever we were doing.

>>25469234
Describes me fairly well. Disc: Solisis Dicax#5165 and I kinda look like the dood in the pic you posted.

>>25470219
>absolutely everything
>especially destined for greatness
someone here who isn't wallowing in self pity? yes please.

kik - siouxon
sc - sioux0n

25-35
>his height
6ft and above
>his weight
average build
>his race/nationality
American or german
>his personality
Very serious but likes to play with me. Passionate about traditional gender roles and traditional european customs so that we may one day pass down those solid values to our children. I would love it if he were able to feel things intensely too.
>his interests
Writing, the occult, playing an instrument, history, literature, philosophy, music, film, art, bdsm.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
On a perfect day I would fasten a picnic for the two of us then we would make our way to a forest to eat it. After that we would lay on the blanket under the trees in the shade and gaze at the clouds then read next to each other. I would adore it even more were he to lay his head on my chest and let me read to him.

>about about myself:
I’m a 20 year old, female version of what I just described only I live in Europe and the physique does not match.

>>25469266
Sounds like me, but I'm overall not much of a talker. don't like the sound of my voice honestly.

>>25468639
English, German, French, Slovak and Japanese. Italian sounds cool, that or Spanish would probably be my next languages to learn since I want to travel those countries more extensively!

Fuck a darkroom sounds nice, I didn't have enough space for that yet so I always just developed and scanned my film.

Do you have any contact info btw?

>>25470231
my kik is purenoble
!
>>25470243
i added you on kik butmaybe youre waiting for a reply on this thread/a sc add. id only add on sc after vetting the person
my kik is above if you want to try adding me instead

>>25469234
I fit this and I actually look like that guy lol

>>his age
20-25
>>his height
5'10+ is ideal, but I'm not to picky about this
>>his weight
Average for his height is always a safe bet, I've liked beefier guys and I'm liked skeletons
>>his race/nationality
White, preferably
>>his personality
Kind, sweet, and makes me laugh. An understanding person who will be patient with my inexperience with relationships. Supports my ambitions and career path. Enjoys "discussing" media, like what kind of techniques went into animating something, how characters fit into plots, or how the play mechanics of a game work.
>>his interests
Video games, anime, that sorta stuff are good things to have in common with me. But I'd love for him to have something he's really passionate about. Something that he loves to answer my questions about and that he smiles when he talks about it.
He would preferably be open to one day raising a family with me in a Christian household. It seems mean to hold him to that, but it is a condition for marriage for me, and I feel it would be unfair to date him and not mention that.
>>how would be a perfect day with him?
We'd go see something new. Like a museum. a monument, maybe a national park. It could even be something as simple as some antique shop we'd never been in. We'd look around and just talk. Or just appreciate each other's company. We'd get something to eat together. If we saw some place a little more "adventurous" we might try that, but what we know is good too. None of it has to be expensive to be fun. After our day out, we'd go home, get cleaned up, and snuggle together. Maybe play video games or watch a movie in our pajamas.
>+
>>talk a bit about yourself
I'm pretty average, all together. I like animals, cats especially. I currently attend college and major in computer science. I'm 5'3, 115 lbs, really long hair.

>21, 22 or maybe 23
>whatever, don't be a midget
>be healthy for your height or chubby
>white, dem pale skin with freckles
>personality
shy, submissive but Isn't weird about it aka in the first day of texting "can I call you mommy?", likes to do stuff and has hobbies, wants to do something for a living that doesn't involve being into illegal or questionable stuff, is really intelligent and knows about lots of stuff.
>perfect day
going for a brunch or the beach, then we could go home and cuddle, read together, I could take lots of pictures of him being cute, we could bake something nice like cookies or whatever, pretend to be cute girls in Cantonese moving pictures forums, we could play video games to see who has to wear the legendary naked apron or any other legends, we could study a bit about wines, go to a restaurant, go back home and just laze around joking about being lazy fall asleep while waiting for a butthurt faggot to answer some random bait.
>yourself
I'm a bored 21 years old latin girl, from a now useless country, studying literature, into wine testing and wants to be a sommelier for either wines or coffee or tea, listens to random music from templars chanting passing through cute Japanese techno music and ending at normie rock stuff, chubby into being fit so takes care a lot of her weight and loves cooking sweets and overall cooking for people, might try to make you learn how to dance tango with her, I just got 2 hours of sleep.

>>25465351
I p much have that exact music taste haha, plus plenty more, and I'm pretty nerdy. Love video games, film, not as huge history buff but I find it super interesting.
I'm not Viking like at all tho but I am shy, sensitive and a depressive.

I'll try to describe the actual ideal, i'm more flexible than that irl
>his age
23, The closer to my age the better
>his height
1,7m
>his weight
Healthy. Not skinny-fat.
>his race/nationality
Caucasian/german
>his personality
Self-surficient, open-minded and caring in a bossy way. Selfreflective, wouldn't take advantage of my respect and love for him. Not very needy but loves being mothered from time to time. One time romantic gestures are less valuable to him than a reliable, more down-to-earth acts of love.
The peak of his requirements is not sexual faithfullness, keeping my legs together isn't challenging.
Not very clingy, prefers having intense conversations over just having me around and cuddling me till i vomit.
Switch, more on the submissive side and doesn't stick to any conventions.
Not a virgin and preferably has already had a longer relationship.
>his interests
Anything really, i can tag along or take care of my own hobbies.
I just don't want to be forced to do something i consired boring or a waste of time.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
We could go out on a beer with friends, have sex and then dinner.
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>talk a bit about yourself
I'm very caring and loving, but also really want somebody who is my equal and neither needs me nor anybody else. I provide what i require and am a very reliable person and have a decent sense of humour.
I'm not conventionally cute, but attractive enough to find much interest.

>>25469312
depends, where are you?

>>25468138
Nice LARP. If you want to cut your dick off you're mentally ill

>>25470478
Country?

>>25470283
Teach me German! Half my family is German but I've somehow never picked it up. I tried to learn Japanese as a youth but I only remember a few conversational phrases like my name is __, how is the weather, thank you, etc. haha
I don't really have any contact. I guess I could make one?

>>25470397
I'm interested. Do you have kik?

>>25470595
Germany

>>25470611
ah well

>>25470103
Well if you want to chat I'm on Kik
ChunkSteakknife

>>25470478
Kik me bannanasnotpinapples
M 29 UK

>>25470338
do you have a kik/discord?

>>25468925
Kik/snapchat francisco.cint, here you have it

>vagina
>isn't fucking mental
>not an attentionwhore

>>25470685
>>vagina
>>isn't fucking mental
>>not an attentionwhore
High expectations there

>>25469266
I fit most of those criteria. I'm 26, though.

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>his age
idk just not over 30.. preferably close to my age (i am 19)
>his height
at least 5'9"
>his weight
has to be skinny/thin or average weight
>his race/nationality
idc! but has to have dark brown or black hair and brown/dark brown/hazel eyes.
>his personality
funny but not try hard funny.. unless it comes off as cute.. idk.. also really talkative and empathetic! not racist/homophobic/etc. also this isn't a part of personality but has to speak at least two languages fluently
>his interests
video games, fashion, traveling, food (likes spicy food)
>how would be a perfect day with him?
go shopping and out to eat and maybe watch a movie idunno
>talk a bit about yourself
i am basically looking for the taller male version of me

>>25470729
Why bilingual if you might not understand their second language? I meet pretty much all of these criteria, including that one, but it seems a bit odd to me that's an ideal quality.

>>25469142
>20
>6'4
>175lbs (but athletic)
>White
>Athletic (spend most of my time playing sport)
>Love taking people out for dinner

You want me to post a contact?

>>25470729
This is not me in the slightest

>>25469192
Mentally illness i.e. a diagnosed, chronic condition that can only be treated.

Yes, mental illness is common but this is an ideal mate thread and in my mind my ideal person doesn't have a disability. I didn't post my contact details because I'm not looking to meet someone here, I only wanted to participate.

It's funny I said that my ideal would have a Scottish accent and you're not crying about that. Of course all my ideals are not absolutely essential, of course I'd give someone a chance that doesn't tick all the boxes. If you're this sensitive you should probably stop making assumptions about people on the internet.

>>25470599
jawohl!

Would be nice to talk some more imo :)

>>25470729

This is exactly me to a creepy level, except I'm not bilingual, although I am planning to be.
>6'4
>20
>skinny
>white with brown hair and hazel eyes
>good sense of humour, very empathetic and caring towards others
>Fashion, travelling, food, video games (in the order of interest)
>perfect day would be finding an unknown restaurant to try new food

Can I give you a throwaway email anon?

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>his age
20-30
>his height
5'7"+
>his weight
skinnyfat, slim, or slightly toned
>his race/nationality
qt pale white boy plis
>his personality
meme-y, a bit cold and isolated on the outside but when it's just me and him he gets a little bit softer and more vulnerable.
>his interests
programming, gaming, music, literature, cooking?
>how would be a perfect day with him?
We wake up at a lazy 11am, I make us a couple of coffees and we lie in bed reading our phones or watching videos together while wake up. Eventually he rolls out of bed and I jump up after him, and we have a wayyy too hot shower together. Afterwards, we head out to the Sunday markets, where we share a plate of pancakes and fruit then browse the wares. A few hours in the sun and we retire back home, spend the rest of the day watching tv, cuddling, playing video games and just being together.

>talk a bit about yourself
I'm an over-emotional idiot. I'm currently crying because I stumbled across an ASMR video where the guy is acting like your boyfriend at your deathbed.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a guy that fits your criteria!

>>25470769
Post a picture of yourself first.

>>25470850
I'm 5'6" so I'd prefer a guy who's anything over that.
Don't like feeling gangly

>>25470219
I fit most of that, i am normally one that can have fun doing pretty much anything as long as im with someone.

whats your kik?

>>25470842
>White boy
>White

Well, fuck me.

I'm surprised how many of these I fit to a degree it would be worth messaging someone.

Problem is I live in Canada and I'm at a point in my life the only place I'd really be willing to move is Europe, maybe Australia.

My ideal girl would be willing to move here. I live alone, in a good city in a downtown apartment.

Any girls here Canadian or have enough free time as a euro/aussie to spend time with me outside my standard working hours?

>>25470281
I am:
>6`3 and 235lbs without being fat
>conservative especially about traditions and gender roles (will be/am living on a large property so that doesnt mean me sitting on the couch all day)
>ethnically 100% german and living in germany
>admitting i only share interest in history, music and film with you. my interest are sport (do and watch) outdoor stuff and building stuff

also your perfect day sounds nearly perfect to me, i would skip the me reading part, but whatever.

>>25470281
>>25470973

so i guess you wrote that just for the heck of it, but if you care to chat simply reply. Or mail me at my burner mail adress: [email protected]

>>25464862
I was done at "living." Lol

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>>25469505
I got stood up twice. How is my autism too much too even get a landwhale.
>>25465689

>>25469238
you want to be my bf instead

>>25469266

Do you have discord? You could add me, I'm exactly what you're looking for. :3

mine's fakerton#1411

>>25470206
I don't think I described someone European?

>>25470842
>tfw this is me
w-where do you live

Holy fuck why do I fit nobody's ideal bf

>>25468768
Contact: [email protected]
Sorry for how long it took

>>25470819
Is that a kik?

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>>25471198
Roasties with very high standards and don't know what they want.

Op needs to burn the thread and start over

>>25465037
I fit every single criteria there.

The last one is interesting though. Would you apply the same condition to yourself?

>>25470729
Well I fit all of those, kik me at: robutt2 if interested

>>25471354
oh no lol it means "yes in German"

my kik is itsdatboi_24

>>25468399
ffs

>>25470842
This is a cute post 2bh and you've actually described me

My kik is woujdn say hi

>>25470827
Sure!

>>25471521
Sorry, we can still talk though, right? What's your kik?

>>25470219
Almost suits me... Almost...
>18
>182cm
>lean (so toned yeah)
>Caucasian
>on a path to fulfill a meaningful life, into travelling and currently perusing a career that allows me to do so
My favourite part of this post is
>logical
I'm nothing special academically, I did my exams and got straight out, eager to do something with my life. But I am logical, and that's something at least, probably.
>little bit obsessive okay ngl
>funnier in person
>not lazy
>not always depressed but very well can be
>very much passionate and always working towards a goal, doesn't mean I can't have moments of demotivation however
>I do take interest in things outside of my own hobbies and interests all the time
>can get up easily but would reaaaaally rather not
>I do cook
>love amusement parks and adventurous and outdoors shit
>m-maybe would do some hallucinogenics but have yet to - very much undecided
>love going out, love parties, restaurants and clubs

Also a lot more to my personality that you didn't include, I'm an open book and will take about anything.

Kik is BigOlFluffer if you're interested in just talking

What a shame I live in KiwiLand. There's a few I match with too

>>25470609
Sure, it's: jzx26

> plz don't suppress this post just wanna know if my profile is somehow interesting
quite sad, i don't match anyone here, so here i am doing my ad
20 yo Arabic, belgian boy (french part) Med school 3rd year, 1.70cm (something like 5.6 feet) 67kg ( bit too much--> bmi 23.8)
don't do much sport because of school
pretty funny boy, sometimes quite heavy, curious,smart but childish
love got, mr robot, suits, sherlock,..

>>25471943
>Get suppressed newfag

>>25471950
i have to face the rules .... :'( ( told ya ---> funny but heavy )

>>25471958
You sound like my ideal post pic sandpajeet

>>25468096
>26
>yea taller
>I'm somewhat fit, but still in normal BMI range. Cardio kills gains
>I am and speak German :^)
>I'm a laid-back introvert with my own little library; /lit/ is my main board. My hobbies are mostly outdoors, sports or of intellectual nature. Studied Philosophy and CS, so I'd say I'm probably intelligent enough.
>well read, check. The food stuffs: well as a stereotypical German I am being too efficient to care for taste and so on, I eat for nutrition.. but I am willing to expand my horizon on that. Former boy scout who still likes to hike and generally be outside. I rarely drink, but I don't mind, smoking a little is fine with me. It helps with the creativity since I am an aspiring writer (no worries: I have a normal primary career :P). I think hard sciences are boring, but I graduated CS and work in this area. In it's nature it is definitely a STEM subject.
>the perfect date reminds me of some good times. Makes me contemplative. I'd be very happy to do such things

Would be happy to hear from you. I'm 26, so I'm looking for something longer lasting. We'll see, eh?

Watson#9221

>>25471989
I totally don't know what sandpajet stand for, Google search = linked to 4 chan but still did not understand, wanna teach me ?

>>25471998
It means a qt just like you ; )

Post a pic sandpajeet

>>25466888
If you're still lurking here I fit absolutely everything ! Kik is surinnam

>>25471993
Fock that bitch, get with me. I'm closer to your age range anywhere. Are you living in Germany?

>>25471498
A hahahaha gott im himmel, I just figured that one out.

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I just want a guy who is rocking the whole grunge aesthetic, has tattoos, listens to bands/artists such as The Neighborhood, Arctic Monkeys, Nirvana, David Bowie, Rolling Stones or Pink Floyd. Also, smoking is cool. You get the idea.


Also Koreans are the cutest.

>>25472307
Tumblr detected.

>>25472177
Yes :^)
For further inquiries my discord is
Watson#9221

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>>25472317
Just put me out of my misery

>>25472307
I am that but the dark kind of Asian. I also grew up with Jesse Rutherford and he's a tool, fuck The Neighborhood

>>25472364
>Not sure if you're referring to your soul or skin colour

>>25472307
Man I fit this but The Neighborhood? Total fucking douchebag. Can't abide by shit music taste.

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>>25472385
I didn't say "anyone who does not listen to these artists shall suffer burning in the pits of hell" - it's more of a guideline.

>>25472378
Skin color I have a happy soul

>>25467838
Hi, uh, Snapchat?..
I may be perfect for you?haha

This a feels good thread. I'm described in a good amount of these

>his age
22-31
>his height
5'10+
>his weight
Skinny to average. A little muscle is alright too
>his race/nationality
Don't care, as long as he is clean shaven and takes care of his personal hygiene
>his personality
Basically I'm looking for someone who likes to go on stupid adventures and can keep up with me, but also keep me from getting into trouble. I like people that don't take life too seriously but are ambitious and have a passion for something that isn't video games.
>his interests
General nerd/sci fi shit, punk rock, drinking wine, giant robots, classic literature, bad horror movies
>how would be a perfect day with him?
Go for a picnic somewhere nice, then walk around until we find a neat abandoned place and go ghost hunting. Once we are thoroughly spooked, we can go watch Disney movies and get our cuddle on
>talk a bit about yourself
25/f/bi. I like fashion, cosplaying, and 90s music. I have a pretty good job and also go to uni in the fall/winter to get my history degree. Past relationships have left me wary of physical intimacy so I need to move really really slow in relationships

>>25472617
Hi, do you have a snap? I could be what you're looking for

I've been telling girls that I'm 28 but I'm really 34. I don't drink, smoke or do drugs and I eat healthy food so I look young for my age. I like this girl but I'm afraid she'll get pissed when I tell her my age, what do you girls think her reaction is going to be? She's 25 btw

>>25472804
No one at that age cares how old you are unless you lie about it. Now you look like a liar.

>>25472554
Kill yourself Chad.
Beta uprising soon.

>>25472804
The age is not a big deal but I dunno how I'd feel about you lying to me

>>25468695
so whats ur contact

>>25473070
Why not, Kik is BigOlFluffer if you'd just like to talk sometime

>>25470239
I fit all of this with the exception of being in love with you. So I guess I'm out.

>>25470239
>>25473155
Me:
27, 5'10, fit/athletic, white-mixed (most assume I'm white).
Scientist, probably a conversationalist, pretty stable nine-to-fiver. Professionally focused on my own goals, personally very relaxed and open.
Spend my free time in the morning reading the news, in the afternoon at the gym, and in the evenings outside (weather permitting). Cook a lot, too.

>>25470175
quite possibly the most vomit inducing thing i have ever seen on 4chan. this coming from a guy who spends most of his time on /gif/. in other words kill yourself fag

>>25471172
I wasn't talking about your post manly just everyone elses, kinda why I linked yours at the bottom

>>25470219
>destined for greatness
>not obsessive
>at the ages of 18-25

In what fantasy land do all 3 of those things exist simultaneously?

Im into unreal big guys like Durotan or The Iron Bull but they dont exist.

irl I can end up liking anyone as long as he has a masculine/rough personality... but since we're talking about the perfect boyfriend... well...

>his age
older than me, around 5 years would be ideal but I can feel attracted to guys that are 10 years older or even more because they have this... mature/wise/secure aura around them that I like
>his height
The taller the better, but again I dont mind. My highschool crush is 5'5" or something like that
>his weight
I like heavy guys. This is a must. I dont mind if its muscled or chubby but he has to have wide shoulders
>his race/nationality
I dont like asian facial features, everything else is okay
>his personality
Masculine, not afraid to tell me what he disagrees with, is good talking to random people (im shy so that would help), is realistic/keeps my feet on the ground, shares traditional values when it comes to gender roles.
>his interests
I dont mind desu. Probably videogames and not a nightclub person.
>how would be a perfect day with him?
Uhhh... at home playing games and cuddling?
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>talk a bit about yourself
Im 21, spanish is my first language but im white not latina, I play games... Im into politics but not too much, I find the radical left and right stupid, I like baking cakes, makeup, dresses, my musical taste is diverse but I dont listen to rock or metal, I like badminton... I dont know what else to say. I study german in the uni and I'd like to be a translator and learn more foreign languages in the future

>>25473128
edit*
i only use discord and skype

plus ur id is different

>>25473227
Gotcha. Definitely like fellow Americans better.

>>25473307

Excellent taste. I wish I had someone pushing me to get that huge. I want ultimate jacked dad bod but Im not motivated.

>>25465351
My friend would be perfect for you

>>25473307
28
German
6 4
Chubby
Ingo games ,Sport, politics, universe and so on.
Fav Music ist hardrock, Rock.
Languages: German english. And a little little spanish

Kik: germanmate89
Schon jimmy19899

>>25466424
australian white 5'6
keen on a chat

>kik - nothingserious1911

>>25467625
>nothingserious1911

>>25466424
All of that is exactly me, minus the accent... unless you consider East Coast Canadian an accent.

>>25466701
do i need to be white?

Time to search this thread for someone described exactly like me, date the bitch, and show her how terrible an idea it is.

Go anons. Ruin their standards.

>19-25
>taller than me (5'6")
>any race
>curly hair is best, any color (I honestly hate bald guys, nothing personal baldy)
>has to have same sense of humor as me. I can't date anyone who doesn't make me laugh
>REALLY prefer same political/social opinions as well. Not to be close-minded, it just makes things easier (I'm left-leaning for most topics, but I really try not to get too into politics. If this sounds nothing like you, prepare for silence on the topic) OR at least be able to listen and appreciate other opinions without invalid at I them.
>good listener. I know that sounds cheesy or cliche but gd its hard to find
>empathetic
>dominant
>non religious
My interests include: movies, music, video games, memes, food, and sex

>>25474390
Any contact info?
23 M blonde, green eyes, tall (1,84)
And most common hobbies

>>25474396
Kik: GoneWithTheGoose

>>25473315
Maybe we can chat over discord of you'd like
ID changed cause my router often gets reset

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>>25465351
I'm more into prog metal, but you can check my full playlist on Spotify: Blake Phelps' Dreamlist. Snapchat is plep91

>>25471439
Yes, it's a philosophy I apply to myself. That's not to say that I couldn't accept help, I just like knowing I can be independent if I need to be.

The reason it came to mind is that I've been in relationships with people who were just hopeless at looking after themselves. I'm a caring person and all but I don't want to be a Mummy!

>>25471795
I don't have kik but I have Skype (live:foeis) and discord (Tea#4555)

>>25470397
You sound great but I'm 25 ...
>>25473307
You sound great too
Eres europea?

>>25473307

You sound like my kind of deal. My first language is german, so we could practice a bit! Hit me up at [email protected]