are there any alternatives to this bot filled fuck fest of a personals section.
Tinder?
>>25451680
It seems
>>25451725
is the better option but I don't want to get recognized, my creeper buddy has found multiple people we work with on there
craigslist seems to be complete shit now, finding a woman that isn't bbw / on meth / actually real is incredibly hard
>>25451747
Hmm, how far do you live from your work? You could set your distance really low and maybe the age preference different too?
Maybe use it on the other side of town or something, and then turn on hide profile at work and stuff
>>25451747
on tinder theres an option that the only people who can see you are the ones you have liked
>>25451767
close enough that it seems like everyone I work with seems to know friends of friends etc
>>25451768
I didn't know this, ty :)
>>25451725
my problem with tinder is if you're someone who wants something asap, or discrete you're fucked. tinder takes too damn long, plus people on tinder are alot more picky than on CL.
If you're gay craigslist is fine cause tons of guys are looking, but when your bi and arnt looking for guys that day you're shit out of luck.
>>25451768
That's part of plus though, right?
>>25451782
I thought I was finally going to have some success and get to blow a load in a lady's mouth
it was a dude who tried to convince me to let him blow me anyway, I went straight back to my car super pissed off
I've been trolling CL for a month and this was my one " meeting "
It works great if your gay or have an open mind.
>>25451797
I've had 1 good meeting with a guy, and a meeting with some Greek fucker who couldn't fuck to save his life. after he finished I asked him to blow me so I could cum, and he pretended he couldn't understand me.
almost had a meeting with a hot milf, but she found someone better I guess.
anyone else who wasn't a bot were prostitutes.
Met one girl on Craigslist. You have to kik first and make sure she's real.
>>25451819
having a high sex drive and no partner is truly pain
>>25451830
being a sex addict with no partner is truly a pain.
I found a butter face on PoF and I'm contemplating dating her, her body is great but face is deformed like in mask. If she always wore a Deadpool mask there would be no problem but she has coke bottle lenses. I feel like she would do anything for me though and I hate being single. Not sure what to do.
>>25451962
Post what she looks like.
Full body looks nice
Face
>>25451992
Bruh
>>25451992
Holy fucking shit, she no joke looks like something out of a horror movie.
Yes but if she wore a mask and looked like this would you complain?
Bro don't date that so you candie with self respect and RIP one day. You will even find a better option when you don't settle for that.
>>25452010
Damn okay... i could see why you're considering it. Any nudes?
This song comes to mind though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
>>25452019
No nudes but I can tell she's desperate and lonely and she's not a whale
>>25452034
Go for it then dude. She's got a banging body, and you can always take her to conventions in a mask and be the king. No one has to know you're banging The Phantom of the Opera.
>>25452039
I guess your right, just worried if her condition is genetic and if so wether it's dominant or not.
>>25451997
Them teeth are sharp enough to cut yo dick open
>>25452059
What the hell does she have?
She has the face of a hunchback but the body of a pornstar. God has a sick sense of humor.
>>25452061
I was thinking the same thing. The Leia Deadpool image was just an example but you can tell in the full body photo she has a nice figure and breasts. Just initiated contact, I'm gonna have to get her one of those anime masks too
>>25452084
Any more? Also try to get nudes for us anon
Gotta wait for her to reply. What do I say though? And what if she's super religious? Haven't been on a date in years and don't know what to say to get to that point.
>>25452115
Does she know you? Whats your history? Did you just see her at that convention? Etc etc. Btw religious chicks give it away more than anyone.
Pro-tip: shes confident in her body, but not her face. Thats why she chose such a revealing outfit with a mask. Compliment her beauty. Tell her you like her hair, etc.
LoL you guys didn't read, the Leia pool image was just an example image but her red t-shirt is tight enough to see her body is great
>>25451782
>be me
>post on craigslist for females
>get endless replies from men showering me with compliments, some even willing to pay up just to be able to give me oral
>rarely get any replies from females i like, and when i do then end up flaking out
>found a gorgeous asian trans that skyped with me so i knew she was real, but again she ends up flaking out
>sometimes a decent couple will want a 3some
Yeah its pretty fucking lame. Unless you live in a big city CL is a crapshoot for straight guys. If you are an attractive gay guy you can rule the place.
>>25452140
Mfw never said it was an example. The way it was written was implying that it was her in the deadpool mask.
Then again - im plastered so my reading comprehension is probably fucked
>>25451997
Looks like Casey neistat
I did this the other night and got tricked by a dude into sending him a bunch of dick pics
>>25452221
Big cities don't work either.
I live in Tampa Fl and there are no real posts, someone's got a whole bot farm running and they autoflag any real posts within minutes of them being put up.
And ofc craigslist mods either dont exist or don't give a shit
>>25453635
I live in Sacramento and I used to hook up with plenty of couples as a bull in cuckold scenarios, unfortunately I never did get an ongoing thing with any of them because I guess they didn't like me, same with a single asian woman in her mid-30s that we fucked in her office
I tried Adult Friend Finder but you need a membership for every fucking thing so I deleted it the next day
>>25451725
tinder is shit, might as well be craigslist. bumble is slightly better.
Craigslist hasn't been good for hookups for around 10 years.
t. fugly dude who's met up with plenty of women from craigslist.
>>25453635
ayooo Tampa here. Seriously man, forget about CL, it's a joke.The odds are horribly stacked against you. Even if you're some adonis with a 12" shlong, there are FAR better uses of your time. You're not that better off on okcupid, pof, or match.com either.
Better yet, go to parties, get a bro or chick to go to a bar with you and wingman, act like a real human bean. You'd be surprised at how well you can do.
What is there besides craigslist for quick NSA that's also utterly anonymous? Everything else pretty requires a fucking background check to use.
>>25451680
Badoo is good! let's you see people nearby and other cool shit, had a few hookups on there.