Real talk time /soc/: how the hell is a guy supposed to get laid

>>25442169
Do you have any sisters or cousins?

>>25442173
Uh... no. Why?

>>25442173
hahahahahahahahaha nice

>>25442169
how old are you? I'd have thought you can meet at bars and such

>>25442173
Wait, I get it now.

Hardy har har, he's from the south so he fucks his siblings or relatives.

That's pretty good actually.

>>25442190
I'm 19.

>>25442195
I mean... idk. gonna have to make some assumptions but you're at the age where you still have no game. and on all the online shit you're up against the whole spectrum. put yourself in social situations where you encounter girls without worrying about trying to bed em. most of my battle was learning how to show that I was interested in more than sex without being a neckbeard about it

>>25442238
I have a few woman friends but that's kinda the thing. No one I meet ever wants to be more than just pals. Which is fine, I guess. Better than having no females in my life

>>25442267
all starts with those first interactions.. after a little bit of conversation they know if they'll be befriending you or fucking you. again, assumptions, but I had a girl in hs tell me that exact idea. she thought at first we could have hooked up but after a minute of talking to me she could tell that we would never. and that was 7+ years ago. I put all my time in on fucking myspace to do what you're doing now. it takes too long to learn how to talk to girls. time you could spend becoming a chess grandmaster for instance.

>>25442300
Shit.

I'm not even really looking for a gf either. Just a fuckbuddy. This is almost too complicated for me.

>>25442325
yes I wouldn't want to be coming of age now. so much competition. Try to get to a college town even if you're not going to school.