Ideal partner thread: - Male - 35 - 45 years old - On the fence

Me:
>18 m
> central/eastern europe
> white
> skinny
> 176 cm, 50 kg
> likes hanging out and talking more than going to clubs, movies, etc.
> good sense of humor, introverted, caring
> interests: eSports, basically all kinds of music, fashion, poetry
> leftist

You:
>Any age, female
> preferably black or asian, but any race is ok
> not fat
> short
> have similar interests as me, likes to hang out and talk instead of going to clubs, movies, etc.
> clingy, loving, caring
> sexually open

Male Uk
19 years old
White
Stocky
Average height
Like to watch movies and shows on Netflix. Love to paint and write. Have a very good sense of humour and will always care for whatever problems you might have no matter how small they seem. I like to help people.
Have a job as barrender and I am a uni student.
Looking for a nice girl who is love to take out to places and just get to know them. It would also be nice if we shared some hobbys im into quite a lot of stuff really so I'd love to find out what your passionate about.
Kik:Thetigerman123

>>25437844
Forgive spelling mistakes. I hate autocorrect.

>>25437792
Updated:

- Male
- 28 - 40 years old
- On the fence about having children but leaning towards yes/Wants children
- Willing to get married/Willing to work through anything to not get divorced
- Strictly monogamous
- Doesn't watch porn/talk about other girls (I'm jealous)
- Not primarily motivated by sex
- Intelligent
- Not highly hedonistic
- Life together

- Preferably centrist/conservative
- Not opposed to "gender roles"
- Loving, loyal, caring, thoughtful
- Not misogynist/MGTOW

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Me:
Male
26
White
Average height, average weight trying to get /fit/
Video games too much, play a lot of pool, barely drink even socially, don't do any drugs
Shut in NEET with anxiety issues, but I get a lot more social when playing games/pool

Her:
Over 18

Doesn't have kids, willingness to have them isn't a deal breaker (I wouldn't mind one or two in the future)

Would be happy just hanging out together at home, out playing pool, hiking, whatever, instead of partying all the time (Which most women around my age still do)

Clingy girls are the best, enjoys cuddling

Preferably plays video games nearly as much as me and would enjoy playing footsie under our desks while we game and shit talk

Devoted and not flaky, people that will run to somebody else the second there's a small problem with the relationship are undateable

Willing to try new things, be it food or hobbies or whatever

Would want to do some light exercise with me (Trying to get /fit/ as I said), even better if she wants to be /fit/ with me

Won't get jealous over my best friend being a girl, we've been best friends half our lives and it's a deal breaker if there's a problem between the two

I don't know that's probably about it, the rest isn't really that important. I like asian girls I guess? Not much more than any other race but we're saying "Ideal" so maybe that works for the thread?

Honestly, most of the things I put were just deal breakers from previous relationships, things that really stressed it to the point that I wasn't happy at all with my partner.

Me
>18/m/New Jersey
>Fat and Ugly
>Irish Italian Jew
>Depressed but funny about it, a good listener, and gives good advice
>Main interests are Vidya, Memes, Movies, Cyoas, Cartoons, and Music. Right now I'm playing ES: Oblivion and Sims 3, and trying to get into Power Metal and the Front Bottoms
>Minorly into Anime, ASMR, Hiking, Fishing, and TV
>Horrible at Binge watching, I need someone to watch it with
>Completely horrible with Technology
>Trying to get fit and learning how to cook
>Always wanted to learn how to play the Keyboard and be a song writer but never really tried
>Agnostic Athiest
>Politically Center-Left Nationalist, with Social Libertarian Confederate Views

You
>Female
>similiar interests
>Homebody
>Willing to help me carry a conversation
>Depressed and Anxious
>Willing to play Viyda, Watch TV, Movies, and Youtube videos late at night
>Likes depression, suicidal, self depreication, and racist jokes
>Fine with me sending them memes throughout the day
>Fine with my moderate nationalist views, not too far left or right.
>Not very militant with whatever your religion is, especially not militant atheists.

Steam: Narrator
Discord: narrator667
Insta: narratorguy

Her:
>sad cunt
>depressed but not suicidal
>independent and able to deal with it on her own
>but still just wants someone to hold while watching television at night

>>25437878
I think we are perfect for each other, but we probably live on opposite sides of the globe.

>>25438452
Probably, I live on the west coast in Freedomland.

Me:
-24/m/central Europe, but would love to become American
-6'1", white, dark blond hair, green-blue eyes, 210 lbs chubby, wokring on getting skinnier, shooting for 185
-caring, affectionate, good in bed
-funny but don't talk a lot
-mostly introverted but can't stand sitting on my ass for days on end
-like shooting, handloading, watching movies, video games, being in nature, some gardening

You:
-not taller than me in heels
-enjoy having sex more than once a week
-wide hips, small waist and big boobs/butt
-not a hambeast
-want kids in the future
-between 19 and 28
-affectionate, compassionate, empathic
-like spending time together more than "doing your thing"
-passionate, like alcohol
-not a gold digger, have a job but not obsessed with career
-faithful, don't even flirt with other guys

>>25438577
>-faithful, don't even flirt with other guys
How would you ever know? They'd probably just do it when you're not around.

Naw but seriously you're pretty insecure man. You may want to talk it out with somebody. But hey, that's just my opinion after reading your ideal thing.

>>25439218
>they'd probably just do it when you're not around
#notallwomen
Sorry for not indulging your cuck/swinger fantasies, the way I see it is there's nothing insecure about wanting commitment and monogamy. Let's just say I had a bad experience recently.

>>25439355
You're a funny guy, I'm just pointing out your insecurity thinking all women flirt with other guys while dating to the point you had to make sure to point it out.

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Me:
-24 M NY
-6'0" (if that matters), 190-200lbs, blue eyes, glasses, dark hair
-full time job
-plays games (pc mainly)
-420
-likes chilling and going out sometimes (once to twice a month)

You:
-has a heart beat
-isn't insanely overweight
-trans(mtf or ftm), cis female, or even feminine guy.
-lives in NY or close to it.

-leave Kik or something if you exist.

I want a girl who is confident and humble, warm and cold, rational and passionate, intelligent and grounded, peaceful and kickass, and intensely loyal without giving a fuck about anything

AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M

Fuck it, I'll do this again.

Me
>24 M
>KCMO
>white, skinnyfat trying to /fit/
>6'1"
>PC Gaming, guns and whatever else gets me out of the house

Them
>Between 18 & 28
>Not too picky, but white preferred
>Petite or fit preferred
>Between 4'8" & 5'6"
>Not crazy religious
>Tomboy status
>Bonus points for bubbly attitude, short hair and freckles.

Never gonna happen for me though.

saving this thread

>>25437865

I fit basically all of your criteria. If you're cool, Skype me at [email protected]

me 38/m/usa

ideal female
25-40
slim-chubby, healthy
less than 6 foot, shorter the better, <3 foot maybe not, depends on curves
curves, definitely needs to have curves
small tits are fine
Crazy, random spontanious,
honest
loyal, intersted in threesomes is fine as long as they are invited to join us and agreed by both of us... loyal
loves intellectual things
enjoys being in nature as much as possible
loves reading fantasy books
horny, like really at least once a day horny
wants to travel, backpacking mostly
Strong willed
opinionated, but can agree to disagree
open minded
not religiously militant
loves animals.
Likes spooky things

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Him
Around 30-40 years old
Brown hair, blue eyes, 5'10+
In English speaking country(USA, uk, Canada)
Charming
Lives on his own
Works at McDonald's or something
Masculine,watches sports or goes for a run at least once a year
Not a twig, has some chub or is muscular
Maybe offensive in some ways but has a sense of humor
Not completely sex driven, hasn't had too many sexual partners

Me
20
5'5, 123 lbs
brown eyes, brown wavy hair
Pale
Very shy
Slutty virgin
Likes baking and movies
Likes working out
Slight self esteem issues
Likes the horror genre
Submissive

>>25443869
I fit all of this but I'm 27. What do.

>>25443875
Thats perfect actually my email is [email protected]

>>25443902
Sent.

>>25443869
I fit everything. Got Skype?

Him:
Under 40
White
5'11"+
Dark hair
Light eyes
Lean
Likes animals
Nerdy
Christian
Monogamous
Straight
Willing to be he provider while I am the housewife
Not liberal
Wants kids and marriage
Faithful
Honest
Willing to be patient with me sexually


Me:
26/F/Cali
Natural blonde
Hazel eyes
White
Some freckles on nose and cheeks
Loves animals
5'5"
Athletic/curvy
Christian
Virgin
Cooks
Cleans
Wants kids and marriage
Very social and passive
Likes anime and cosplay
Honest
Monogamous

>>25443956
You sound so perfect to me. If I weren't in a relationship you would be my ideal partner...

>>25443915
Email me first for Skype

>>25443956
Kind of hilarious how you're looking for someone, you sound pretty neat.

>>25443971
Aww thanks, I have only had 6 boyfriends since I find dating in Southern California to be very hard since it's a very...wild place lol. I'm not crazy religious either, I just am normal believe in God and Jesus and have some old fashioned values since I am very close to my parents who have been married for almost 40 years.

>>25443992
Literally every guy I've dated was either a narcissist or a nympho lol, as said above SoCal is a crazy place!

>>25443997
Feel like talking? Just looking for a good conversation over here and you seem pretty interesting.

Kik me, randoo220

>>25443997
It's crazy how many people are like that even in some of the... more tame areas of the US. I can only imagine what it's like in Cali. Good luck in your search for a decent hubby!

>>25444009
I don't have kik, only snap!
>>25444013
Yes, my parents always tell me I belong in the 20's lol, but I just gotta deal with being a millenial. And thank you! It's been what feels like a long road but I know there's someone out there for me.

>>25437792
Me:
>23/M/Midwest USA
>6' tall Scandinavian
>dark brown hair
>blue eyes
>average to below average weight
>programmer
>cosplayer
>shy

You:
>18-25/F/Midwest
>Scandinavian/Slavic
>Average to below average weight
>cosplayer/con goer
>likes video games
>no kids
>shy/not socially dominant
>monogamous

>>25444017
What's your sc?

>>25443956

So I hit all the notes except that I am liberal in my politics. I consider myself rational and studied economics so it's more a matter of seeing the benefits of an organized, open society than any blie team/green team dogma. Just curiois if you could expound on that subject more.

In terms of my lifestyle and desire for the future I would rather a stable, 'old-fashioned' configuration. I am tall, broad, brown hair, brown eyes, no drinking or smoking and I don't practice and have many personal and political issues with the Church, to be honest, I consider myself Catholic.

>>25443956
Not Christian, but old-fashioned and conservative, and eyes are brown. Aside from that, I fit everything else, and I live in SoCal. Got somewhere I can contact you?

>>25443869
>Age 30-40
>Works at McDonald's

Can I assume that means that he isn't a Patrick Bateman ladder climber workaholic or unemployed waif living on the gub'mint teet bragging bout the extra $20 a month he's getting in foodstamps? Cause a 35 year old at McD's probably has made some mistakes in their life.

The more I think about it the more I want a cute shy girl to come home to so we can cuddle, watch a movie and not have to be 'perfect', just comfy and caring.

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Me: 28, male, 5'8,self employed

A bit of a grouch, deep voice

Accepting, and understanding.

Been told I have a mellow personality

Love to play games, watch movies and gaming streams, drawing

Really love JoJo's bizarre adventure.

I stay in shape, workout a few times a week.

Love crude humor and being a flirt.

I do get bouts of depression from time to time

When with the right person I am faithful, caring , affectionate, and trusting.

I have ambitions and goals I'm working towards.

Not very sexually active anymore, but small breasts are a turn on for me.

Her:

24-28, monogamous

In decent shape, you don't have to be thin as a stick, and shorter than me. I love smaller girls.

Loves video games as much as I do, and is a smartass.

Has goals they'd like to get to one day.

Stern from time to time


Loves to be teased

Liked to talk and message throughout the day

Can be clingy or want lots of attention.


I've been told I'm hard to approach or talk to because of my voice and appearance, but I'm actually pretty laid back and enjoy funny conversations.

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Me:

-27/f/US
-Short(5'1), kinda chubby though I'm active and work out, glasses
-I have no children, would like one or two in the future but would prefer adoption to having them myself
-Very friendly and outgoing albeit a sarcastic smart ass which can be off putting
-I enjoy movies and tv shows and I'm constantly watching -something- on my second monitor
-I play video games(League of Legends, Overwatch, L4D2, and other Steam games)
-I love animals and have a few of my own
-I write slam poetry and short stories
-I enjoy reading, mostly sci fi and fantasy(Im a big fan of a dystopian setting)
-Sexually submissive(I was hesitant to include this because this is all anyone is going to focus on)
-I'm very laid back and would rather just hang out and chill than do anything super crazy
-I smoke weed
-I am also a huuuuge night owl and enjoy sending countless memes when I'm bored


Him/Her:

-Between the ages of 24 and like... late 30s
-In the US or Canada
-Taller than me is a plus, not fat but a bit chubby is okay, cares about their health
-Killer smiles kill me
-Has a job or is in college
-Funny and charming, capable of being silly and can participate in banter
-Likes movies/TV shows and will watch anything with me
-Plays video games(huge bonus points for League of Legends since its my main game)
-Also has a love for animals or at least likes them
-Has ambition/goals for their future
-Romantic or capable of doing cute shit on occasion
-Has their own friends and doesn't make me the entirety of their social interactions
-Smart and can teach me things, also willing to let me teach them about things
-Sexually dominant(male)
-Sexually dominant or submissive(female)
-Either smokes weed or is okay with the fact that I do
-Also a night owl and will at least humor me when I spam them with memes because I have nothing better to do

Include your skype or discord name so I can add you if you're interested. If you play the same video games as me that would be really neat...

>>25443956
Are you waiting for marriage to lose your virginity?

>>25444240
Um... is that supposed to be contact info? haha

>>25444009
>>25444079
>>25444039
>>25444092
Let me make a kik real quick, I just have never been a big fan of social media except for snapchat since I can control who sees it and a lot of people argue on Instagram/twitter/fb and I don't like conflict.

>>25444244
At this point I feel like if I've been dating someone long enough and I was comfortable then it could happen, but at the same time if they wanted to wait until marriage I could as well.

>>25444200
I fit this
definitely interested
skpe [email protected]
discord Da'ven#0625

Okay my kik is Ocalice

Me:
-26
-Male
-Eastern Idaho
-5'9"
-A little on the chubby side, ~215lbs
-White
-Likes vidya, movies, books, etc; pretty much open to any entertainment
-Favorite genres would be fantasy and sci-fi
-Favorite music is baroque, but listens to most genres regularly from metal to electronica
-Likes exercise and sunlight
-Likes to cook and eat all different kinds of food
-No drugs
-No smoke
-Doesn't drink
-No orthodox religion
-Makes dad jokes and bad puns, all the time
-Pretty middle of the road politically, but leaning left
-Very monogamous
-Stuck in a shitty living situation with family at the moment
-Minimum wage job, but aspiring for more

Her:
-Somewhere in my age range
-Light enough for me to be able to pick up, probably somewhere <150lbs
-Any height
-Any race
-Preferably lives somewhere nearby
-Fun to talk to, open to conversations that last anywhere from minutes to hours
-Open to both dark/dry humor and dad jokes
-Open to try new things
-Affectionate/clingy, comfortable with just cuddling when there's nothing to talk about
-Compassionate
-Smart
-Loyal
-Willing to push me without putting too much pressure on me
-Open to just going on long walks for exercise and fun
-Not super high expectations for random romantic gestures, but open to them when they do happen
-Willing to look past my insecurities
-No kids currently, but open to adopting kids someday
-At least some sexual appetite
-Doesn't smoke
-Can drink, but doesn't pressure me to

I'm not expecting much, but hey figured I'd post here anyways.

>>25444200
Kazu#9656

>>25443956
tbqh you sound like you'd make the perfect wife

>>25444474
what the fuck?

>>25444480
???

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>>25444474

>>25444474
Well........you're not wrong.

Me:
-22yo
-5'3
-Blue eyes
-Blonde
-White
-Not overweight
-Like watching TV shows and horror movies
-Love to travel
-Love to cook
-Very outgoing
-Want kids in the future
-Love night time and winter
-Love animals and especially horses

Him:
-20-30
-6'2+
-Hispanic/White
-Any hair color but ginger/blond
-Blue eyes
-Lean but not very muscular
-Loves to travel
-Has a job
-Doesn't live with his parents
-Dominant
-Knows how to make me laugh
-Knows how to behave like a man
-Likes horses
-Doesn't have a foot fetish

i literally just want a guy who listens to emo/punk music and is good at video games
why are they so hard to find

>>25444662
What kind of video games? Or just good enough to make money from regardless of genre?

>>25444668
uhh any popular multiplayer games but fps or lol is nice bc then we could play together.
idc if he makes money from it i e-dated a popular streamer before and it was not fun

>>25444675
Any interest in fighting game players? Not in the streaming scene but I am fairly passionate about them. Also play DotA/OW/etc.

Of course I'm a fan of punk music too.

I just want a girl who actually knows what she wants and thinks before jumping into a committed relationship. Tired of putting my heart and time into someone only to be dropped because relationships are harder than they seem and people would rather quit than try to work through it together.
I hear that men have commitment issues but I've been in three serious relationships and every time it's the girl not ready to settle down.

Me:
-Male
-Western Canada
-22
- has a well paying job
- looking into purchasing my own place in the future
- nerdy
- plays vidya way to much
- loyal, caring, somewhat absent minded
- chubby (have plans to get fit)
-laid back ,go with the flow personality
-tallish?
-don't want kids at the moment, planning on getting a vasectomy, if I change my mind I'd rather adopt.
-dominant

Her:
-Western Canada
-older than 20 no older than 27
- has a job or is in school
-doesnt want kids right away/ever
-likes Video games, anime, all that jazz
-body type isn't really and issue as long as you're not over 300lbs( chubby prefered)
-sub


Kik: paralellines
SC:beardednerds

>>25444549
I fit all your categories except blue eyes, is that a deal breaker?

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Me
19, Female, 5"7. Not ugly.
Likely never want children
Vegan (might as well get it out of the way as it seems to have the effect of making some men froth at the mouth and scream about muh bacunzz), minimalist, anticonsumerist, avoid politics, atheist, hate tumblr and feminism/SJW-ism
Likes playing bridge and chess.
Below average weight but not skele, just slim
Used to game like crazy, NEET tier technology usage but have cut back a lot. Did IT.
HKV
No piercings, tattoos, don't smoke, don't drink
Gets irritated with small talk and "how are you"s.
Longs to live in the past.
Very interested in travelling and experiencing as much as possible.
Past mental illness.
I would say mature. Can't seem to get on with fellow similarly aged students much at all.

You:
Genuinely interested in the above. I realize its a niche. Preferably older, not overweight and not sex crazed.

>>25446015
Definitely interested
Kik: robutt2

>>25446015

Very interested. Tons in common, slightly over weight but I have it under control. I'm not a big fan of posting my info. Have a throwaway?

>>25444662
Because emus are to absorbed with being a special snowflake to put in the effort to git gud.

>>25444200
Been out of the loop with LoL for a while but used to play a lot until two years ago, last rank was gold 4 if I remember correctly but nothing crazy. I played a fabulous rose quartz Taric before it was cool and when he still had his targeted stun.
Skype: mc_g-style
24/m/GER

>>25444200
Lokreas#9586

Let's play!

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>>25446015
Everything sounds ideal to me.
21, Fit enough, Cyborg.
E-gfs are a meme but I really want to talk to a girl who isn't a normie for once.
Kik: Pinkflag1955

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>>25444662
Wait emotional hardcore/skram or pic related

Not that interested in vidya but just curious what you consider so hard to find.

>>25439398
they do flirt with other guys while dating LMAO
you're a fucking braindead idiot if you think other wise
or ugly as shit to give them no reason to talk to you except in a """ just friends way : ) ( : "

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Ideal gf:
>introverted
>loving, clingy
>likes anime and vidya
>likes to cuddle
>thickfit to chubby, i love curves
>sexually dominant
>monogamous
>willing to tolerate me blabbing about electronic music
>taller/older than me not necessary but REALLY big pluses

Me:
>22/male(duh)/upper midwest/looking to move out of state very soon
>lives alone
>5'10, pretty muscular but still working to get rid of some chub, will help you with workouts if you want
>electronic music producer and noise "music" "artist"
>really loves anime and weebshit
>full disclosure i have megashit anxiety
>i can be really romantic!
>we can go on trips together and travel a lot
>im really good at cuddling

Kik: aetherwalk
Sc: industrialdweeb

Me:
M/23/PA
6'3'', chubby but slowly losing it
Sarcastic, quiet, caring towards friends
Drug-friendly to an extent
I love reading, vidya games and watching through shows on Netflix on my down time
Animal lover, dogs always better than cats
Sexually open
Laid back, hard to anger

Her:
20-30
East Coast preferably
Preference for tall women but that's not important
Chubby is a plus
Can lay back with me for an hour or two and just laugh together at whatever.
Enjoys vidya or watching vidya being played
Loves animals
Sexually open.

kik's kekrepublic discord is pinheadlarry#9068

>>25437792
OP you still around? Willing to up your age range one year? What part of the world do you live?

>>25444200
I think I fit perfect

Skype oscarmild69

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Me
>18
>female
>usa
>4'10", skinny
>mildly depressed
>lacking hobbies but trying to be more productive
>likes music, podcasts, sports, being cozy
>kinda good at talking about nothing most of the time
>needs much more attention than the average person

Them
>24~+
>tall but not too tall
>male/female
>usa/canada
>not too fat
>caring, wise, empathetic, funny, stays up kinda late
>doing something w/ their life even if it's slowly
>minimal anime plz

thats the basic important stuff
skype: [email protected]
if you add me please type something about yourself in the contact request
i'm not adding people that ignore ^ or don't match my really minimal ideals

I CAN'T SLEEP

>>25448321
got a kik?

>>25437792
>(I'm jealous)
good freaking luck
what about trying to be an ideal partner yourself..

>>25437865
Which continent are you from? Geography matters.

>>25449515
not giving my kik to people i don't know

>>25444200
Discord is DDizzy#6830.
Haven't played League in ages though. Best I do is watch Trin Beat League if he would ever release a damn video!!!

Me:
>F
>25
>USA
>5"3
>100 lbs
>White
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>NEET
>Pescitarian
>Kids: On the fence, but leaning towards not wanting any
>I have no tattoos, don't do drugs, don't smoke
>I do drink alcohol and have only two ear piercings
>I do have mild to moderate acne but I'm not a pizza face
I love anime, video games (mostly old type of ones though like Ocarina of Time or Sonic Adventure games), firearms and hiking
I am allergic to animals but can bear living with pets like cats or dogs

You:
>M
>Any age (as long as you're not 50+)
>No lower height than mine
>Fit or average build
>White or Asian
>Not abusive
>Don't do drugs

Generally as long as you don't care I'm NEET and can support me
I don't care where you live as long as you'll let me live with you, just don't expect me to be your sex slave or prisoner in return
Like I'm looking for a husband/boyfriend not a sugar daddy type (I want to be a wife/girlfriend not a sugar baby), there has to be companionship

I don't have a cell phone so I can't use any phone apps but if you're interested, I'll drop an email

>>25452547
Sucks about your situation. Feel free to email me at [email protected] if you want to chat.

Me:
>19 m
>white
>173
>i enjoy thinking about things thoroughly (i.e tv shows, stories, politics etc.)
> heavy smoker/drinker.
>reasonably fit, though i try to keep myself more than that.
>neurotic to the bone and paranoid about everything.
>people say i have a cool voice though.
>i draw when i'm drunk and i like playing classical guitar for people.

you:
>reasonably fit, i don't mind a little over or underweight.
>sweet
>virgin (because my paranoia dictaes just about everything for me).
>interest in an art form (could be anything, i love hearing about that kinda thing)

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Anyone at this point

>>25452591
>173
Is that weight in lbs, height in cm, or area code?

>>25452627
Height in cm, should have specified

>>25452547
Ok.email me if you want

[email protected]

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>Male
>24
>Texas
>6'2"
>around 180 lbs so kind of lanky
>shoulder length curly hair
>wears bandanas
>people say I look like chong or Jesus often
>plays video games when I can
>enjoys playing my ukulele daily
>starting to get into working out
>works doing carpentry, can show my work and I also enjoy it
>enjoys traveling, wants to travel more, went to New Zealand and France, even traveling within the states would be fun
>just got my own apartment and slowly becoming more independent
>usually is pretty chill, not many things in life get to me or bother me, it's easy to see the simple joys in the world every day
>listen to a large variety of music that ranges from CCR to Tupac to video game osts to country to J pop
>enjoys baking and cooking, it's always fun to follow something through and see the result
>unfortunately cause I'm usually at work I lack time to do a lot of things
>optimistic

Them:

>willing to try new things
>has their own interests
>wants to cook together

When I was little I liked this one girl so much I imagined my wife would look like her so:

>tan to dark skin, long black hair, kind of thin but wouldn't mind thiccness as long as you're happy with yourself and think you look good, glasses are always cute, don't really care about height

Honestly I think a lot of women look straight up gorgeous whether they are covered in tattoos with a pixie cut or a flower child dressing pretty casual to heavy make up or no make up at all. Look wise I can be attracted to a lot.

>understanding
>spending time with each other is important
>Spontaneous and energetic

Personality wise I don't really care (if that sounds weird). I feel like you can learn to love anyone despite the flaws and differences. I could list qualities I want today that I might not like on different people or I might really like something on someone that I might be turned off by before even knowing the person.

Since someone said I should add what I'm looking for.

kik: laufing

>>25452547
I'm this girl, I'll go ahead and post my email address:
[email protected]

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I am
>Male
>23 year old
>Living in Scotland
>170cm/5'7, 50kg/110lbs, fit, dark brown hair, brown eyes, Russian-American accent
>going to move to Ayr soon, it's south-west of Glasgow, doing uni there
>Passionate about my acting
>Extremely determined in my goals and ambitions
>Although people say I tend to sell myself short
>fave films: Amelie, Snatch, Cloud Atlas, Pulp Fiction, Monty Python films, Fifth Element, Terminator 2, As Good As It Gets, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Scent of a Woman, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Hunchback of Notredame, Lion King, Akira, The Flight of Dragons
>fave music artists: Queen, Gorillaz, Susumu Hirasawa, Burial, J.G. Thirlwell, Carpenter Brunt, Yann Tiersen, Caravan Palace
>fave vidya: VtM: Bloodlines, Star Wars Jedi Knight, KotOR 2, Space Station 13, Planescape: Torment
>I love discussing about life, philosophy, psychology, politics, history, world events, reality, consciousness, and more.
>I also love having long dumb conversations or jokes about meaningless stuff.
>I have a very, very dirty and dark sense of humor but I usually don't show it at first unless I know the person I'm speaking to is comfortable with it.
>Big nerd, love pen and paper roleplay as well.
>Would rather stay at home and watch a film with a big mug of tea than go out clubbing but I'm okay with that too.

Who I'm looking for
>18-25 year old woman
>Also in Scotland, willing to meet at some point
>Height doesn't really matter, I like both tall and short girls, curvy body and a cute face would be amazing
>A nice girl, all things considered
>Clever and intelligent, willing or wants to have those long discussions from time to time
>Personality wise they can be anything, abrasive and energetic, or quiet and shy, I like either
>Would love to spend time just chatting away, watching films, maybe playing some games, listening to music, going out and enjoying the world

Contacts
Skype: g1ebguy
Kik: glebguy
Discord: Gleb#7243

Me
>chad

U
>Stacy

Kik bigolfluffer