AMA
FAQ
Q:Will you kill yourself
A:No
Q:I thought you died
A:You can't keep Twinkie down
Q:How old are you?
A:18
Q:How do I contact you?
A:Kik: HoudiniV2
Skype: Twinkie Houdini
Google Hangouts/Gmail: [email protected]
>Inb4 kys
My hair is a mess right now
Kys
>>25430213
are you michael from achievement hunter?
>>25430217
No. That's a new one
Kys.
>>25430216
>>25430222
No, but nice trips
why do you have a small dick?
Kys
>>25430231
Pretty sure 5 1/2 is average for white male
>>25430241
show us
>>25430234
Saying it repeatedly will not change my answer
>>25430243
Kik or Skype me and I will>>25430243
Kys
>>25430213
What makes you think this board is your personal blog ?
>>25430268
The fact that it named me
>>25430271
The board didn't name you, you silly faggot. I did.
Now I'm wishing I hadn't. However it wasn't meant nicely. It was meant so you would realise what a dipshit you are. Who the fuck would be proud of twinkie??
Get off the internet. Chances are that its nice weather wherever you are. Meet a nice old man at a grocery store that wants to take care of you.
Settle down to a nice faggotry tier life that you are destined for.
This board will never be your personal blog.
Quite the opposite. We loathe you in all honesty.
>>25430306
Rule of the internet 19
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
>>25430314
You're a retard
Accept that you will always be viewed lower than blacks
>>25430322
Cool story bro
>>25430213
Aren't twinks supposed to be cute? With hair like that you look like. A mop with autism.
>>25430543
I haven't done it yet, give me a minute
You are not a twink aside from being a pussy
Twinks are actually cute and also take care of their appearance
>>25430247
If I Kik you will you really show me your penis? I really want to see it dude
>>25430648
Yeah, I might tease you a bit first though
Did my hair