cringe moments that still keep you up at night? >go on a

>>25408236
>be a beautiful girl
>cover my body in retarded tacky tattoos

just fuck my shit up

>>25408300
Belly button is deformed so no biggie

>>25408196
I really don't understand lifted trucks, I know a certain demographic of country girls say they're impressed by lifted trucks but I feel like they're lying.

As for your story, I think this girl was probably turned off more by how you reacted to the situation than the actual events. I'm imagining that after the first thing went wrong you assumed she was more upset than she was and started acting apologetic and she had to keep reassuring you that it was fine and then that dynamic just kept spiraling after the next thing went wrong. Driving in the rain probably isn't that bad if you're fun about it, I'm guessing it was a lot of awkward silences though punctuated by you saying "Hey, I'm sorry about tonight". This is all speculation though maybe you handled everything as well as you possibly could besides checking the weather and forgetting your wallet.

>>25408196
>go on a date
normal people problems.
I can't even have interactions with other people, let alone females.
I live in a completely isolated world thanks to a speech processing disorder that won't let me communicate properly in real time and has lead to extreme social anxiety and no development of basic social skills whatsoever.

>>25409348
that's not really cringey, mostly just sad

>>25409333

Basically my life. The apologetic spiral is real.
Literally got asked out by this super hot barmaid at my local, only time in my life I've been asked out.
>I'm 28, a bit chubby, 5/10 face but a good laugh.
>Her: 20, beautiful, fun as fuck
>Go on date, it's going great, drinking, kissing ect, then she brings up some austrailian ex and how he was a huge douche.
>I'm like ex's huh? And talk a little bit about how my last two fucked me over, one with my then best mate. Oh well, thats life huh? I laugh.
>She rolls her eyes. "Anon, come on man. Talking about your ex like that, its a huge bummer you know? This isn't fun anymore. You're a great guy but you got to let go of the past"
>Huh? You're the one who brought up the subject though..
>Oh right, I forget women are allowed double standards by default. Even my mate after said I shoulda just been like men huh? and kept on listening
>Fuck actually having a conversation, amiright?
>Anyways, trigger apology. Trigger feeling like I fucked the date up, and so therefore am no longer being fun but worrying about everything I say.
>20 minutes later she leaves, we never talk again
If I'd just nodded my head like the manpuppet women want us to be, I could've at least got a lay before she decided I wasn't Chad enough for her. Ah well

>>25409400
People are often unreasonable... and they often complain when you supposedly do the exact same thing you've been doing.

That said, in the future, don't talk about exes on dates. It's generally a negative topic, and you don't want to bring up negative things on a date. You want to keep the atmosphere positive. This is also something I learned the hard way.

All told, dating sucks, but there's a purpose to it...

>>25409410

Yeah, I hear you. The only reason I did though is because she brought it up. I should have just nodded.
To be honest, that's not even my worst story though. My friends say I could be quite a catch if I was just confident, and I have my moments, but it's generally a facade about as durable as rice paper
>Be dating cuuute 5ft russian girl for a few weeks.
>she really, really likes me, I'm actually taken aback
>gets me to meet her friends, tells her mum all about me
>we go drinking one night, about 5 weeks after we start dating
>as usual, great night, things are going great
>at the end of the night, drop her to the bus stop
>her bus is coming, give her a hug goodbye
>burst into tears
>sudden feeling this is going too well and that I'll fuck it up like I always do and will just end up alone again
>don't want to be alone
>tears wont stop, Im angry and embarrassed
>she calms me down, reassures me Im a great guy
>can tell shes a bit freaked out though
>dont hear from her again for a couple of days
>finally she messages me saying Im a bit too much, and not the chilled guy she thought I was
Understandable. The thing is, I am that chill guy. I just self destruct at critical moments and fuck everything up because Im so used to being alone that the terror takes over. Ugh
/soc rant

>>25409434
That sounds rough.

But people do sometimes get emotional. Sounds like the lady overreacted.

>>25409445
Nah, I get it. I'd be freaked out too if that happened to me. Might have still stuck it out a bit longer to see what happened and if I could have helped though, but that's life.

What about you anon? You've only been listening to me, what's your story?

>>25409434
Ha ha ha that's too funny
Why wouldn't you just have gone home with her and never had the meltdown?
After five weeks women usually spend more time at my house than theirs but I'm confident and like to get it in.

Here's my most cringed over story.

>pt 1

I went on a tinder date that I wasn't expecting to go well. I got coffee with this girl once and it seemed like she didn't like me so I didn't text her. Then she invites me to a show out of the blue like 2 weeks later. It was an open mic thing and mostly everyone there was black, and I'm white, and the girl I was with went up and did a spoken word poem about how white men fetishize her black skin. We were sitting front row and I was slumped down trying to not draw attention.

Later we went to a bar with her friends and I knew some of them from high school, which is why I cringe about this story because I feel like it got passed around to people who know me. These guys from high school did not like me and they were trying to subtly punk me all night.

>pt 2

The girl I was with liked me though, she was giving me UNDER the pants handjobs in full view of everyone at the bar and putting my hand up her skirt, which was kinda hot but also uncomfortable cause I'm not usually a sexual degenerate. On the way back to my apartment she gave me road head on the highway, which is insane.

This would all be a fond memory and not a cringe story, except that since I hadn't expected this to be a good date, I jacked off that morning. This is not a problem for everyone, but it's a problem for me. Also this was the most sexed up girl I'd ever been with and it psyched me out. So when we got to my place she was like "FUCK ME" and I was trying to match her energy so I was kinda talking shit too but then my dick was not up to the task.

We rolled around in bed for a while then gave up and went to sleep, I made up an excuse that I busted my nut while she was grabbing my dick in the car, which is more embarrassing in retrospect. I was able to get it up in the morning for some unsatisfying sex but it was too little too late. I didn't really want to see this girl again since it was such an uncomfortable night, but I wanted another chance to sex her right and leave her with a good impression. She did not wanna see me again though.

>>25409459
Because we're different people Anon.
I'd like to be more like you, but I'm just my humble, flawed self.
Maybe I could go to the gym 5 days a week, get ripped, find some new hobbies and be a generally better person.But if I was going to do that I'd have done it 10 years ago.
I accept who I am, work on the little things I can change and have my fingers crossed someone will like me for who I am one day.
Might happen, probably won't.
Until then, lube and Pornhub help get me through the 'hard' times. Pun intended.

>>25408196
>depressed for a few weeks, i meet my boyfriend for lunch ( a really amazing guy)
>low self esteem, inferiority complex and all that shit suddenly hit me in his company
>i feel vulnerable and he has to go back to work but I drank a little beer so I tell him I'll stay back in the mall and do some shopping
>call my ex who's the biggest douchebag on the planet (but he's more insecurethan me) for drinks
>we are drunk and he makes me call my bf to tell him we're done
>i do it thinking of my own ineptness
>regret my fucking life

>>25409477
Yes we are different people. And I'm sorry for kinda striking a nerve. I didn't mean to offend necessarily but looking back I see why.
I certainly have flaws also. I am very self aware but my point and the reason for my success is that I'm overly consumed with how to get laid.
It's all I think about around women. So much so I forget about most everything else.

>>25409500
you weirdo

> invite a grille to my house
> search for clitoris for 40 minutes
> get a whiskey wiener afterwards

>>25409539
>search for clit for 40 minutes
Meanwhile its staring right at you thinking what an idiot

>>25409553
she was barely breathing because of laugh

>>25409539
IT WAS RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE

>>25409557
I know that feeling right now hahaha

>>25409530
i know

>>25409517

Nah, no chords or feelings hit anon, just how it is. Literally everyone single person is different, even the similar people.
I do wish I was more confident, like you. Instead I have an all consuming and, honestly, selfish lack of confidence. Selfish because, I realise, I've been using it as an excuse more of my life. Almost as soon as I meet someone; man, woman, friend, lover, I'll start pointing out my flaws and make jokes at my own expense so that if I do something stupid, or things don't work there's an element of "see, I told you it would end up like this"
But it only end up like that because of how I am. It's a self fulfulling prophecy and I see it, so clear after the fact. Every single time. But it happens. Every single time.
Which makes me kick myslef even more, fueling the self-loafing.
Sprialling. Frustraiting.

>>25408196
pics of jeep

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>guy picks me up for a date
>I'm shy af so I'm silent, just looking around, hoping for him to break the ice
>he doesn't so I weirdly try to do it myself, fail a couple times
>car suddenly stops
>We're in front of my house again???
>"If you didn't want to go on a date with me you should have just said so"
>Won't believe me when I tell him I'm shy
>Forces me to leave

He still texts me hoping we can try another time. I'm seriously scared lol

>be me, 17
>parents out of town for a couple of days
>boyfriend stays over
>we fuck 4+ times a day for 3 days
>put all the used condoms in a separate bag so we can throw them away in a public bin because my mom is obsessive about the recycle bins and always checks if we sorted the trash right
>the night before my parents come back, boyfriend puts the bag on the kitchen table so we will see it the morning after and won't forget about it
>we wake up late and run out to school
>halfway through the morning I suddenly realise we didn't throw the condoms away
>mom and dad come home to a bag of used condoms, a bunch of cookies and a "welcome back!" note

I'm so glad they have some sense of humour and they're not too sexual negative.

>>25410468
This is just sad. Not because of you but for him being a dick.
Shyness is hard to overcome but im sure you guys talked before going out.
Try this next time, sit back to back and text. It might be awkward but so is sitting in silence with nothing to do.
Just a thought ;)

That isn't that bad OP

>>25408196
>Be me any time between 16 and now, 24
>See qt
>Don't have the balls to at least say hi
>Just watch from a distance like a complete creeper
>Refuse to go talk despite friends insisting I do so
>Any time I do work up the courage, response is usually "I'm lesbian" or "..."
foreveralone.oldmeme

>>25410468

>>25410596
Don't text, that sends a "don't care" kind of disrespectful message.

I have a better idea, blert out random things you like, try to aim for common interests. It may not work at first but eventually he'll figure out that you just want dialog.

>>25412154
>>25410596
I'm always this shy at first but once I see them show any kind of interest for me in person it goes away. But he just expected me to wet my pants as soon as I saw him and drool all over him or something from the very first moment we saw each other or what?
This guy was beyond paranoid or something, he was honestly scary when he dropped me, and defintely the cringiest and also shortest date I've ever had lol Edward the third be gone (I'm not even making up his name)

>>25409348
>>25409399
Nah it's mostly just pathetic.
He needs to stop making excuses for his shortcomings. You will never get better or improve if you allow your shortcomings to hold you back.

Everyone has shortcomings, he isn't the only one. Everyone tries to work hard and overcome them the best they can and here's this kid crying because he won't stop st-st-studdering. Boo hoo, guess what, there's people with speech impediments who still manage to lead great lives, have girlfriends, even wives and kids.

>>25409333
>I know a certain demographic of country girls say they're impressed by lifted trucks but I feel like they're lying.

They're not. The demographic you're talking about is generally "country." When you live in a "country" area, the normal marks of wealth (expensive car, nice suits, fine jewelry, all that other peacocky shit) don't work. Instead, you see peacocking that matches the "country" style. Expensive trucks with extensive lift modifications, high end rims, top quality mudding tires. High end firearms. Big above ground pools. Expensive tool kits. Shit like that.

Take for instance, a Ford F-450 Super Duty King Ranch. Bigass truck, great work vehicle, and comfortable. And it starts at $76,900. Throw a good lift kit on it, and you're talking $85k. Add in a set of Weld off-road rims (at $700 each, $2800 for 4,) and some Falken Wild Peak AT3's (at $600 a tire, $2200 a set,) and you're talking a $95,000 lifted pick'emup truk. Not really that different than a guy driving a Porsche Panamera, just a different setting.

>meetup with sloot from tinder
>have nice date, good mexican food (it doesn't make me shit)
>walk to beach
>decide to go for smash on first date
>girls place aint far, roomates are out - waiting for new roomies
>getting late now, we get to her place
>get high as fuck, smash gr8
>pass out in upstairs room

...


>some time passes, wake up with cotton mouth
>fumble thru fridge, find filtered water
>still alive
>sit on couch, fall asleep

>...

>she comes down, we smash again
>wake up to noise someone opening the door
>still dont know who, jump up
>some man and woman with daughter

>they see my big white hairy ass
>immediately close the door again
>she wakes up, freaks out

>they see me leave from across parking lot

>>25414572
I think you've misunderstood the concept of cringe, this is a mostly cool story with an awkward interaction right at the end but you still come out looking okay