Why are Germans so qts? Everything about them makes them so huggable.

well we germans are some awkward people :^)

>>25389801
>lives in germany
>no loyal german bf
life can be excruciating

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>>25389919
That awkwardness makes you cute.
>>25389942
>lives in germany
>no loyal german bf
Protip:go outside.

inb4 you love Germans but won't even bother with a silly Austrian like me

>>25389950
yeah right silly, that's not how it works for everyone

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>>25389953
Depends if you look like Christopher Waltz.
>>25389959
Germans probably love sudden hugs. They are like fragile antilopes.

>>25389973
I might 35 years later!

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>>25389988
Well the thing is my coutry is adjacent to Germany and not Austria. Maybe you have to look for cute Germans as a typical Austrian gentleman.

>>25390010
I've been travelling through and beyond Germany a lot by bus before, that's not the issue here! Bus trips are awesome.

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>>25390023
How old are you though? Considering the average here is 29, I am probably much younger than you.

>>25390033
Damn, it's that high?!
Turning 25 in around a week

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>>25390038
Ah ok I am 18

>>25390046
Welp.

>>25389801
i don't want a german bf
t. german

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>>25390050
>Welp
?
>>25390056
Why not?

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I would like to volunteer as a caring German bf! 25 years old from Stuttgart.

>>25390062
That made me feel really old all of a sudden.

>>25390065
>tfw I reverse image searched to see if you were not a model with that chin and those eyes.

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>>25390075
It wasnt meant to. More like asking what the problem was.

>>25390083
Oh, no problem at all.
Also damn, is Bertholdt the embodiment of the perfect German guy for you?

thought it was going to be a meet up thread or something

>gender
>age
>location
>what are you looking for

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>>25390076
Thank you!! If you want to write to me, my Snapchat username is dkuss92. But I'm going to bed now... there is work to be done tomorrow and it's almost midnight here.
Here is a pic of my body... I hope you might enjoy it and consider writing to me.

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>>25390104
>Also damn, is Bertholdt the embodiment of the perfect German guy for you?
Yea, also I need to sleep soon. As I am doing newspapers at 5AM. You wanna contact still?

>>25390117
Sure, if anything you seem like a cozy person to chat with! Drop whatever, only thing I don't have is kik pretty much.

>>25390062
idek..

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>>25390115
Sorry I forgot to say I am a gay guy. You probably thought I was a cute gril. Still nice body.
>>25390132
Iam a guy tho. But if yoi are gay thus is my mail: [email protected]. If you wanna talk sent me your preferred commuication.
>>25390145
Find an Austrian bf then

>>25390149
Dang

>>25390065
Um wow, contact details?

>>25390065
You have such lovely eyes, my heart QwQ

>>25391750
[email protected]
You can find skype wit that address too. Would enjoy chatting, see where it goes.
M/33

>>25391745
>friends
probably not that kinda friends i'm looking for. tho it's the first time i've seen someone also from nrw on here. neat.

>>25391745
aw how can i help you ?
You got sc or something like this. Wont post email here and i dont use skype.

Kiki?

I want a German bf :'(

Kik
Notacatfishiswear710

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>>25391984
Me too mate. Me too

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I have 7 very bad memories from germany

tfw when you're a chubby German straight guy and you wonder how many girls actually want someone like yourself

>>25392170
Well i guess you gotta try unless you wont find out. I would be happy if i knew a bit more german girls.

>>25392167
what happened, anon?

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tfw loyal, quiet and polite german guy but no gf feelsbadman

>>25392336
>implying philips is german
Fucking germans man, always want to steal and conquer everything. Make everything their own.

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>>25392348
Looks like I have been found out! :^)

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OP still here.
This thread made me question if there are actually gay Germans.

Also for those who wanna have a comfy German bf. What would you wanna do with him?
>Being at the fireplace hugging under a blanket
>Travelling over the world while the German bf tells cool historic facts about the place.
>seems a pretty good feel.

Anybody near Tuttlinge/Rottweil?

>>25392167
I feel this.

>>25389801
I live in berlin and german guys here are autistic or effiminate beta cucks.

My bf is american and at least a propper man.

>>25392393
Man I'd totally date you but I'm not gay, rip

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>>25392522
>Man I'd totally date you
Thanks... do you live in Germany?
>but I'm not gay, rip
Can I make you?

>>25392487
>I live in berlin and german guys here are autistic or effiminate beta cucks.
>My bf is american and at least a propper man.
Get out of this thread.

I really want an autistic german bf to cuddle with under the covers while he whispers cute things in german to me :(
Or at least not a turbo normie
t. 18yo chubby girl with a decent face

>>25389801
>tfw German and no qt bf to take care of

>>25392659
Kik?

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>>25392753
You already live in Germany, so hopefully you find another cute autistic german bf quickly.

So i know there gays and lesbians in germany. Even in this little shithole wich calls itself a village there is a nice lesbian pair. Landscape wise awesome and then well 110 people living here, its fucking dead. Thats why im here :^)

>>25392558
I'm the Austrian guy from yesterday, and no, pretty sure you can't. Unless you pass as a cute girl I guess?

>>25392659
Not German but from the lesser recognized German speaking country.
Whispered cute German things before.
Bonus if we can talk about weeb shit.

You have Skype/Discord?

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>>25392869
>Unless you pass as a cute girl I guess?
Only if I fall for the estrogen meme, I guess.

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25 m german bi
kik: mhmatkik

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Any girls around Karlsruhe?

>>25392871
Austrian? That's even better since it's a bit closer than Germany to where I live and I also really love the way austrian german sounds

skype: [email protected]
I hope you're still around!

m 28 from stuttgart :)

>>25392831
I hope so too, thanks.
(That guy you posted is super cute btw)

>>25390065
I am a girl from Stuttgart.-. Want to meet up?

>>25390065
I am a girl from Stuttgart.-. Want to meet up?

>>25393321
Ich wäre interressiert. Mein Snapchat is dkuss92

Do qt German boys like brown girls? I'm asking for a latina friend.

>>25393364
sure if they are looking good ;)

>>25393332
>>25393321
WTF

>>25393321
>>25393332
WTF

>>25393364
How brown are we talking? I can only speak for myself but the browner the better.

>>25392659
I wish I was autistic :(

>>25392659
same

t. 23yo semi-fit guy with "ugly" face

Why not look one country to the left.
>tfw no dutch/german autism gf

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>>25394058
>tfw Dutch and never had an autistic comfy bf
>tfw every moment I live is agony

>>25393309
>(That guy you posted is super cute btw)
The cutest

German guy here. If anyone guy/girl wanna chat heres my sc: notvash

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>>25395383
How old are you and which state do you live in? I dont have kik or snapchat though.

I am german, but I'm straight & a chubby virgin, so I doubt anyone would be interested.
I'm really honest and loyal tho.

>>25396219
Ehrlichkeit und Treue ist das beste was eine Frau einem Mann bieten kann und macht unglaublich attraktiv.
Ich bin ein Typ, etwas nerdig, sehr aber ganz gut aus. Ich würde gerne mit dir plaudern! Wie ist dein Snapchat?

>>25396277
*sehe

31/m in western germany looking for 20-30/f any size or looks
just dont be a total weeb
kik: sundaymoonday

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Where are all dominant gay German qts at?
I need to summon them.

>>25395998
Im 22 and from rlp

What are German gfs like?

I'm a 23/m here in Berlin, can confirm on the social awkwardness and seldom the humor haha.
If anyone want's to chat, my kik is asarifolia

Deutsche Frauen sind geil.
Sowohl sexuell als auch anderweitig offen. Einfach 1a

>>25390149
>[email protected]
>>25397313
Do you want to sent me your preferred way of communication?

M/18
Suche auch festen freund uwu

M/21 aus Ba-Wü

Was festes wäre super, aber gegen Freundschaft habe ich nichts einzuwenden.

Can be your qt bf also ;)
I'm short, nerdy, and awkward.

Kik: JungerPionier

>>25400045
>JungerPionier
Du Ossi

Karlsruhe m 27 into girls kik: itsanonj

Nicht ein schweizer hier da wird mein chuchichästli ganz traurig

>>25400150
Deutscher in der Schweiz hier. Reicht dir das?

>>25400216
Was macht ein deutscher in der schweiz hast du etwa lust auf toblerone? Ja reicht

My only question in this thread is: where the fuck is Summer?

>>25400225
I'm in Switzerland, but not a Deutscher. I'm sure that making fun of them with Toblerone isn't the right approach to get them to want your chuchichästli though :)