Im really horny and i want to cum right now. Please help me and

>>25377283
Not a lady but wanted you to know that I shot a rope of cum so long that I accidently lassoed a passing bison that subsequently dragged me through the perarie grass in North Dakota over the image you posted. If I was a girl I'd totally message you, but I'm a guy and am riding my boy's six inch wide meat canon while fapping idly to images of paraplegic hamsters. Remember the gray aliens have replaced our politicians with reptilian puppets controlled by secret freemason illuminati and the fluoride in the water shrinks our balls. Vote Rand Paul if you like to get your sphincter stretched. B=========D~~~~

>>25377331
One time I saw @tedcruz jacking off in the bushes at a child's birthday party