I'll post one in a sec
>>25372842
>almost no deal breakers
>Assertive: very inaccurate
>Progressive
wew lad
Oh God it's actually hotwheels
fuck this took me a while
These take way too long, and I always forget to save it
>>25373792
This is me asking for your kik
>>25373792
you hate jews muslims and fedora atheists, whats not to love
>>25373792
think we would hit it off if we talk
>>25373798
tell me yours and I'll text ya
>>25373793
dude why are you so religious? being that jesusy is a turn off yanno
>>25373839
Jakeh187
>>25373829
we do share the wolf of wall street as one of top 3 movies
>>25373814
lol, well...
>>25373858
maybe not so much on interests, but we definetely fit each others preferences
>>25373841
I am what I am. Ain't gonna change anytime soon. And it doesn't really come across in daily life. I'm not planning on going around converting people
here goes....
>>25374053
my pic kept fucking up
>>25372842
I was too lazy to google.
Well that was certainly fun ^_^
skype
live:thepropanedoctor
kik
pr0pane
either is fine but skype is preferred
Doing the other thread, might as well post this one
>>25373792
Very good, and I fit your ideal mostly
If you're still here Kik is fuzzydog7
I cringed the whole time making this.
>>25372842
>physically disabled
>4 feet tall
>looks like the fucking cat in the hat
>whole thing gives off a 'I don't want to die alone' vibe
You should just end it all desu
Where are the kinks? It's useless without kinks.
>>25379310
you seem pretty dateable. chill and open to stuff
>>25381091
Forgot to put Usa (ohio) on the location. Woops.
>>25380619
Have you got a contact?
28/m/USA
Open to talk about anything, really. From games to kinks to your favorite recipes. I'm pretty open to a broad set of topics. I just like talking to people, maybe one of you is a cool lady who would make a nice partner in some way. Who knows?
I know the pic of me isn't the best. Would also like people to play Overwatch with so I can finally get myself comfortably into mid plat. 2400-2600 is hell.
I am surprised, this actually took a long ass time to fill out.
Here´s mine
inb4 no replies
>25382957
Kek no (Y**)s for y**.
>25383259
Rood
>>25374053
>partially black
>has multiple black features
>blackness is a dealbreaker
HOLY SHIT LOL
>>25383098
Mind posting this template?
>excellent taste in books btw
>>25382957
Whats the bullpup? It looks really nice.
>>25383709
Tavor IWI.
Don't have a full pic of it on my desktop, so here's my Swiss arms instead.
>>25382957
didn't realize you could own guns in leafland
>>25372842
>atheist
Get with the times, man, being pagan is cool now
>>25383890
We have more gun freedom than some US states desu
>>25383928
surprised that wasn't one of the first things on Trudeau's "ruin Canada" list
>>25373792
handfulkid
>>25373792
Oh, you don't even go on /tv/. Fuck that.
>100000 hours in MSpaint
>>25373793
Why the fuck did your chart make me want to settle downand have two kids with you lmao
>>25384084
you seem really attractive. Where are you located?
>>25379164
I like you. You seem to have a nice, dark personality.
>>25382582
you seem alright.
Y'all should Kik me >>25384418
>>25379263
>>25373207
Why the fuck do you think I made this thread? I'm desperate af. Believe it or not it used to be even more obvious how desperate I was in that image but I toned it down.
>>25373247
pic related
Well start the roast I guess.
>>25384501
hipster kiwi kun/10
>>25372846
Male 29 white highly devoted Christian libertarian progressive regulated market socialist no face for you 5'11" 135 lbs no piercings or tattoos no facial hair both hair and eyes are almost black skinny/thin otter/twink mish mash extroverted theoretical emotional spontaneous adventurous clever cynical empathetic energetic honest have a sense of humour but wouldn't say i'm "humourous"hygienic intelligent kind lazy messy reliable romantic serious sexual spcial talkative wise and who cares about the partner I want
>>25384512
desu cant argue with that.
>>25384484
You sound pretty interesting. Care to talk some time? I'm >>25381599
>>25384484
I fit this pretty well. kik:aurion20
Why not
>>25383292
hahaha its just not my game. The whiter the skin the better for me
pic related: preference
>>25384484
where do I sign up?
kik:nickphynx
These are fun to do once in a while :p
>>25384484
kik is jaydornsby
21M, kik: Magnesium2.0
>>25384418
Canada. I totally forgot about the location shit until I was done and then I just could not be fucked to fix it.
If you're still interested let me know and I'll drop my kik or make whatever you use.
>>25385005
>i'm also a mild alcoholic, shut in and sperg
10/10 perfect woman
>>25385922
meant >>25385643
my bad have a funny screencap for the drunk triple post
Updated and colourful
:3
Worth a shot, eh?
>>25385878
I put my kik in the chart, go ahead and send me a message. Can't really talk today, but I will in the near future
Fun times filling this :)
>>25384471
Huh. I didn't think I'd get any (you)s. shame you only have kik
>>25386157
you want an outdoorsy introvert?
>>25386441
>you want an outdoorsy introvert?
Yeah, im really not making things easy for myself :')
>>25386441
>>25386816
Outdoorsy means being in nature right? Isn't that a completely introverted hobby? Living a simple existence in nature isolated from other people?
>>25386441
>>25386816
Wow, surprised to see this. I'm actually a short asian introvert, who enjoys the outdoors - I don't see that as a contradiction since relaxing in the ocean alone can be quite enjoyable. I live in Hawaii, though, so I'm not sure if that may be a location issue for you.
>>25386157
skype/disc?
>>25386157
>>25386999
Seconded
>>25386157
>>25386816
>>25386974
Discord is Unknown#5909 if you want to chat.
>>25386881
I mean. I agree with you but but ppl dont seem to. Most of my camping buddies are also the kinda extroverts that constantly need to interact with others. While that's fine with friends I dont think I could deal with a boyfriend/girlfriend like that
>>25387057
Sorry anon. I do prefer someone closer to my location (Canada). LDR can get really tough and I dont have the enough money to go via plane to Hawaii. I would be cool if it was driving distance...
Good luck though. You sound like an absolute cutie!
>>25372842
kik is billybobjoethe13th if you get bored
If you're under 18 then (insert proper legal stuff here) and I can only engage in conversation with you and nothing further
>>25387314
also Discord is Shadilay#8491
>>25384484
I'm kind of interested. You seem fairly chill. I'm >>25375713
>>25384484
Hey I like what you have there.
>>25374549
This is me, my contact is in the other if you're interested ^_^
>>25387284
I love camping, I'm balanced on that scope, but I've seen either while camping. You can easily find camp grounds that are very cumfortable and you'll ave a bunch of neighbors that are happy to meet people and socialize.
>>25384484
Kick me >:O pipredomese
3 girls and they're all shit. Thanks /soc/!
>>25388235
sounds entitled but ok
>>25388251
Nothing entitled about it. These whores aren't entitled to someone's affection
IT'S MEEEEEEEEE AGAIN
>>25388277
honey, i think you've ended up on the wrong board... this isn't r9k
>>25388455
The fact that you're so close to me makes me sick. I want to hang every communist that exists.
>>25388455
kik: zero..x
sc: snite5
>>25388455
Kik: Habsburger32
>>25388455
Why do you have such high standards when you're a fat loser?
>>25388455
>im terribly mentally ill
>i like to call dudes daddy in bed
>radical left
i think i see a connection here but i'm not sure
>>25388837
i'm actually underweight heh
>>25389164
this is why ur in this thread w me, boo
>>25388455
kik me! desert1233
i did this just for fun desu
not really looking for ""the one""
just more looking for friends who share the same
interests.
reply to this with your contact info. i dont use kik so i'd prefer skype. lmao please dont be older than 20, thx!
>>25389629
also forgot to mention but pls no neckbeards or fatties
>>25389440
that doesn't even make sense
i was forced at gunpoint to make this
no bully
>>25389668
BY ME!!!!!!
>:-3
>>25389667
cmon buddy, read it again and think about it. it'll come to you eventually! :)
>>25389751
says the literal retard
>>25372842
Filling these is fun for some reason.
>>25389767
no, i won't take your virginity, stop asking
>>25372842
And you consider yourself an 'intelligent' person by posting that kind of garbage?
Please...
>>25389780
don't want you to. i wouldn't give anything to a downie
wew lad it's a hard time being a skinny guy
>>25379164
bumping
>>25386383
What do you use then?
>>25390664
I mainly use skype manifesto2306 and also made a discord ManifestDestiny#3342 recently.
>>25389629
bumppp
Only took me two hours but here's my lousy attempt
>>25388455
Meh, why not.
What's your contacts?
>>25389629
Oh really? I would have loved to help you unlock the Matrix.
Anyway, I might be interested. Unfortunately if I don't shave a day I grow a Neckbeard because I am a Scot, and we tend to do that. Is that acceptable? It's a thick and fluffy one that I usually shave off unless I'm feeling sick or something if that counts.
>>25384719
Self hatred seems to be your game.
>>25391672
gimme yours
>>25373792
can i ask some questions about your religion?
Ive never encountered it before. Are you Brazilian? Do you live there? How did you find out about it is it a family thing? Why do you practice it? Is it devotion to the religion or some sort of belief in the community of believers?
Not interested in attacking your religion at all. Im just genuinely curious. my kik is chrisokins if you would rather talk like that.
Here is to hoping.
>>25391736
Always
>>25391697
yes thats ok for friendship i meant no fat/neckbeards trying to holler @ me but i already specified nothing sexual or w//e kek whats your contact
>>25392023
Hey you seem like someone epicly interesting. Or interestingly epic, maybe just awesome. Either way.
>>25374549
That's me, let me know if you're interested, or just hit me up on skype.
Spent so much time making it look nice.
Not expecting much as always
>>25389629
This is literally the exact opposite of what I want in a partner.
Autistic, mean, and useless
>>25388455
liecicle on kik/sc idk
Here goes nothing..
>>25372842
Okay guys I might actually be stupid but how the hell do you put photos in these things?
Side note: other than that little hurdle I'm having trouble getting over, this is a lot of fun to fill out!
>>25392888
Photoshop or some other image editor.
>>25372842
damn this thing really does take awhile to fill out. honestly gave up half way through.
>>25388455
I'm literally ancom so I hope you're still around
Rheumatic Romance#6125
>>25388455
hmu im >>25392248
>>25392888
use ms paint and you see where it says paste on the top left and it has an image icon thing?? click that and click the image u want to put in it ur wewlcome
Hehe
>>25393734
Ah well, that's the problem. I'm on a Mac using a program called paintbrush. FeelsBadMan
I finally did it. It took me literal hours but it was super fun to fill out. Inb4 nobody replies to mine after all the hard work I did.
>>25394226
Here you go, Anon:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
>>25394274
>https://pixlr.com/editor/
THANKS FRIEND
>>25393784
Do you have any other contact?
>>25394231
>200lbs at 5'7 but claiming to be only "chubby"
>does not like fat guys
>>25394335
so fat people can only want fat people?
>>25394525
requesting they're a healthy weight when ur far af from that urself is pretty awful imo
>>25393784
added you on discord
>>25392200
this is me
>>25394530
what if your a healthy weight but want someone that is thicc
is that equally wrong?
>>25394547
Yes, you're encouraging them to eat themselves to an early grave shitlord
>>25394561
thicc doesn't mean fat and a glutton though
>>25394547
no bc thicc isnt the same as fat/obese/whatever
>>25394547
Thicc means you have a nice ass and big boobs, it doesn't mean a huge waistline.
i tried
>>25394231
really want to see your cat
>>25388455
What a psychopath kek
>>25394304
Yes but not willing to share here
>>25393784
Well if it wasn't for the age gap :/
>>25374549
only did this because i was bored and i like filling these things in, not actually looking for someone
Took so long
I think im pretty cool
>>25395625
So... what is the difference of Pagan and Panthiest?
>>25395697
Paganism is a whole range of archaic beliefs that people revive for various reasons. The Romans originally used the word to describe various tribal and 'barbaric' belief systems - anything that wasn't Latin Christianity basically. Nowadays the word is used to describe a ton of various religions that aren't 'mainstream' or fashionable anymore, such as Norse Paganism (which even has its own subdivisions like Asatru) or more vague 'religions' like Wicca.
Pantheists believe that god and the universe are the same thing, basically. It's not a very well defined term (in fact many religions incorporate elements of pantheism). A lot of people who identify as pantheist are actually just naturalists, and neopagans also claim that pantheism is the 'root' of their religion (probably where the confusion comes from). For me it's just the logical progression of monism, but I reject the strict determinism of Spinoza.
>>25394231
>>25394231
>200lbs
>5'6
>chubby
ur fat
>>25395759
Just wondering if Pantheism was some new age religion ^_^
The romans never stopped trying to take over the world, they just changed tactics. Just sayin :D
>>25395792
It is used a lot by new-age religions yeah, without actually understanding any of the actual philosophy behind it. These same kind of people will also pretend that their worldview is closely related to "quantum physics" without ever having encountered anything resembling a physics textbook.
If one of those tactics was falling into economic stagnation, succumbing to huge amounts of political corruption, and getting invaded by and divvied up amongst a shit ton of angry barbarian tribes, then mission fucking accomplished I guess.
>>25386157
heres my info
>>25395803
I did this yesterday while pulling an all-nighter... forgot to even post it. Some of this shit is cringy as fuck but I am posting anyway.
>>25395847
hmu
>>25395847
>>25395853
Actually going to redo this a little bit I think. Contact will be put in with the new one.
>>25394525
>>25394547
>>25394569
Thank you. I'm definitely not obese. Like you said, I just have an ass and big boobs. But oh well, this is what I get for putting myself out there on 4chan instead of lurking as per usual.
>>25394530
I never said anything about a healthy weight. I just said healthy. I'm a healthy person but weigh more because of my ass and boobs but also because I work out and have gained a decent amount of muscle mass. Being thin does not equate to being healthy just like being bigger doesn't equate to being unhealthy.
>>25395904
id love your contact info honestly
im >>25392248
>>25395912
I added you on KIK :3
>>25395907
How big are your breasts? you're BMI is 32, you're certified obese.
Since DD's weigh on 18-20 pounds average i highly doubt it's your breast and ass contributing to your weight.
New and improved(?)
I got more than a little stoned by the end of this fml.
>>25395907
>being bigger doesn't equate to being unhealthy
https://apnews.com/87a17de0413d49dc8af4e75bf5424b73/Fewer-heavy-Americans-are-trying-to-lose-weight,-study-finds
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/may/17/obesity-health-no-such-thing-as-fat-but-fit-major-study
>>25395932
I work out 5 days a week and do strength training every day, so don't link me an articles implying I'm not trying to better myself. I eat a high protein diet, don't eat fast food and drink soda/junk food only occasionally. You don't know anything about me or my life or my medical history so making these blanket statements is actually useless. :)
>>25395939
You're being awfully defensive. I never implied that, just stating that the mantra of "healthy at any size" is demonstrably false. Kudos for staying positive and working to better yourself.
>>25395947
>awfully defensive
Yeah, sorry about that but I don't think it's an unreasonable response when you get bombarded with comments about being obese when you're definitely not from people that think they know you based off of glancing at a silly MS Paint infographic. Thanks for the positive vibes my dude.
>>25395951
It's not a "silly MS Paint infographic" it's the BMI scale, which is weight relative to height.
It's a reliable scale to determine if someone is within a healthy weight proportional to their height.
>>25395951
That's fair, I probably could've been a bit more sensitive given the context. You have to get used to trolls on 4chan though, they're part of the landscape here.
>>25395921
There are 2 many "nymara" what's your actual username, not just display name?
>>25395961
You're right. It's also 5:30 am here and I've slept for like 3 hours, so truthfully I'm at least a little irritable. I probably should've popped a melatonin instead of getting on 4chan.
>>25395971
No worries. I checked out your profile and you seem pretty cool, except for not liking camping.
>>25395965
Look for the drawing of the blonde/blue dress. Not sure wtf they did to skype's add system but no one can find me with my username. Just doesn't even show up.
>>25394231
shot you an email
>>25395921
ayy my skypes PaneledPuma
feel free to check out my stuff here
>>25395803
>>25394231
Hey, add me on Kik, 32 here. LaserJesusBeard
woke up in the middle of the night, found this. now i'm sleepy again. perfect
>>25372842
Op i used to go to uni w/ u
You always seemed pretty stuck up
>>25398109
He was just looking for his treasure
>>25398250
Moreso his precious
>>25395971
I'd really like to get to know you and I mostly fit your requirements as well, so please hit me up on kik :) mine is lordtaunis
>A/S/L
20/M/IL
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text/Mic/Cam
Yes/Yes/Only if you're not some sicko or annoying
>Music
Everything from Johnny Cash to weeb music
>Books
Silence by Shusaku Endo(its not WEEB SHIT), dystopian stuff
>Shows/Movies
I like sportsball games, The Office, World Peace, Steve Brule(but fuck Tim), King of Queens, DBZ, JJBA
>Vidya
RPGs, Half-life, Dreamcast-era stuff
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
not really
>What languages do you speak?
English and I have 3 years of Japanese experience from when I was a fucking nerd
>What are you looking for?
Friends and then maybe more down the road if things CLICK like adam sandler HAHAHAHAHA
>What are you NOT looking for?
sex perverts like rich evans
>Contact Info
skype: cjthrowaway
>>25399619
You seem nice
This is me >>25392200
can i get contact info?
Feel free to kek about this, but I'm serious.
>>25389899
I'M ABSOLUTELY TRIGGERED BY THIS GRAPH.
THE LINES ARE TOO THICK, TOO SHADOWY, AND TOO DISORGANIZED.
>>25399910
kik?
>>25399910
that fact you have conservative as a deal breaker
1. tells us you were lying about not being attentive to politics
2. tells us you're a left wing piece of shit
>>25399619
it really would have been nice to know what country you're from
and some contact information.
The ratio of female and male (you)s is quite funny
>>25372842
>fav game SM:O
>it's not even out
I'm hoping as well senpai
>>25373793
>P5
Mein Neger
>>25383098
Pretty good taste
>>25384501
Which TW is your favourite?
>>25390267
>The Dear Hunter
I love you
>>25394060
>Bayonetta 2
Way to few people played this
>>25400385
Forgott to add the file.
>>25372842
Wanna be desperate people together? I'm lonely too.
>>25399619
A little bare but I like what's there. Location or throwaway contact?
i really suck at paint
>>25393784
You seem pretty interesting. Where in Europe do you live?
>>25399910
hi, let's play soem overwatch,m I suck tho. also let me play BB on your ps4 as I don't have one.
gmail/skype: [email protected] pic related
>>25399619
hey you seem nice,
heres mine
>>25395803
>>25399910
hey there,
heres mine
>>25395803
Meh, why not.
I am not a picky man. As long as you're a woman or would soon like to be one and not a commie, muslim or jew.
>>25399910
Post contact and be my waifu pls
>>25386157
Canadian camping introvert here.
Discord: lolinroflcopter#0814
Kik: stone1334
>>25400385
mix between Warhammer and Medieval 2 depends on my mood really. I have a soft spot for fantasy even though i think the depth of Medieval is more fun.
>>25384484
Hey if you interested in chatting, my contact details are in my image.
>>25384501
Made one for fun and out of boredom. For other contacts just ask.
>>25386157
>>25403243
holy shit why do you have hardly any standards? and at least fill out the bottom portion, jesus christ.
>get to ideal partner section
>slowly realize i'm describing the one that got away
>>25404742
I'm quite hyped for TW:W2.
Finally Skaven.
This took too long
>>25372842
I just want friends so if you want to give me your kik then we can talk and stuff
>>25407936
Blakesquatch is kik, im near the top of the thread
>>25407936
You seem pretty neat, let's be friends.
Citizenshoop on Kik.
>>25407936
Your chart actually reminds me of a girl I'm friends with, I would love to chat. My kik is great_wall_of_trump
I'll leave this here and see what happens.
I'm usually a very bubbly person, but my ex cheated on me a month ago and left me pretty broken. Kind of looking for someone to lift my spirits. Leave your kik
>>25408639
So wait... Are you 14 or 20-21? You have confused me.
>>25408648
20. The 14 thing was like, in terms of maturity haha
>>25408652
Ahhhhh gotcha. Well, >>25408373 is mine.
>>25408652
Jimdangle666 is my kik if u use kik.
I'm bored at 1am talk to me girrrrl.
>>25375777
Yurop? Yurop Union?
I'm going to try and send you an email at some point
>>25408639
This personally screams of "looking for rebound" based on what you said, even if I do fit pretty well. If that's really you aim, stop reading here, but if not, my kik is whyamievendoingthis
>>25372842
Didn't Jesse shoot you in season 3?
>>25408639
Would love to chat! my kik is youbetchet; here's my chart if you wanna take a look!
>>25408639
>>25408652
I fit this pretty well. I definitely have the bear part down, as well as the personality and sex parts too. Drop your Kik if you'd like, but mine is fuzzydog7 if you want to just message me.
I probably made a mistake somewhere...
>>25408639
Hey, I fit your descript pretty well. Kik me - behead_the_dead
>>25372842
Dude is your name Danny?
>>25408639
>>25374549
My contact info is on my chart if your interested.
If the 14 and the daddy comment are jokes we would get along great.
If they're hints about something you're into, don't bother.
>>25407936
Hey, my Kik is Pielover545 if you wanted to talk.
>>25408639
Hey steph
>>25395921
you got a kik? mines MommyWineTime
>>25394231
kik MommyWineTime
I'm on mobile so I can't read the email
>>25392023
if you have a kik message me. MommyWineTime
>>25408639
Broawaykik
>>25408639
How many tattoos?
Post kik and be my waifu pls
>>25411655
Nah his name is Kurt. He goes to school in CC, TX
Lmao @ anyone wasting there time filling this shit out
Fucking lol
this me
why are there so many of these threads
whuddup
>>25413610
forgot to add I'm Dom vers, looking for sub vers.
Here's mine
>>25408639
Hey 25/m/east coast You seem pretty cool and I fit most of your requirements. I'd love to talk and totally wouldn't mind learning how to cook better.
Kik: lgjeff57
Kik: TicketKicket
Literally not after a relationship but wouldn't mind people that fit this sort of mold in some way. Not being part of the ideal (or even mostly associating with the neutral) is fine. If you have passions you love telling people about (any, but especially reading, but also especially ANY) then I'd definitely love to hear about it. Even if I'm not interested in those things specifically, I am interested in hearing thoughts, feelings, etc, associated with people's passions.
>>25413822
Oof. You seem REALLY good to talk with, the fuck. I fit most of the ideals even when there's so few, lmao. Guess I'm making a kik just to message you.
>>25413518
added on discord
>>25372842
i like to make babies cry
>>25408639
So I'm a pretty good you fit, and you seem a really nice person I'd like to meet, dunno if you're gonna ever post your kik so here's mine: vtfer04
>>25413518
IKR?!
I've posted in IDK how many, so far I've gotten a few chats that went no where.
Like women expect me to be entertaining without putting any effort in themselves.
Honestly it just comes across as not interested.
I am not the kind of douche that convinces women. I'll show my awesomeness, that is all. If you need a sales pitch or a competitor then you can fall for that game elsewhere.
This whole practice is autistic.
>>25408639
Kik is blakesquatch, have the power dad bod on
discord: cappuccino#9074
I got lazy and didn't do the interests part
>>25384501
what's cookin good lookin
>>25408639
kik is wendsayday if you want to talk