be me >huge cock chubby virgin >never get a date, always

I know the feels anon bro

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>>25366166
Im just so conflicted, like on the one hand cool my cock alone can get matches. But finding out your fugly like this. It just sucks. Like I got legit sad when I got blocked. Lol My self esteem is a wreck

>>25366145
Show us your face, we'll help you out.

>>25366197
I can snap my face if you really wanna see, but there really isnt much to fix my teeth are straight. Normal looking noseneyes. Im just fat.

>>25366190
i could go on and on about similar situations from experience but in the end, it is what it is, no point dwelling on it too much and move on

>>25366210
Have you ever considered getting in shape? There's no way they'd turn you down so harshly if you were just as normal looking as you think.

Trust me, we can recommend some really good advice to help your looks if you show us what you look like.

>>25366145
>hehe ill use my penis to solve all my problems instead of working on them.
What can go wrong?

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>>25366229
Very wise words, Still a bummer when it happened lol

>>25366250
Pic is tje shit she was sending me before /:

>>25366241
Starting working out tomorrow.
Diet and everything.

>>25366245
Hey man It was working at first /:

>>25366258
SHOW US YOUR FACE OR YOUR COCK STOP HOLDING OUT ON US REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>25366280
Ill show what she only cared about :'(

>>25366294
That is absolutely vile and definitely not huge. Get your head checked dude.

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>>25366300
That was length this is girth

>>25366300
Idk man 8 inches long and 4.5 girth seems to be pretty above avg these days not sure what your definición of big is tho

>>25366309
>4.5 girth

That's literally average. You don't have a huge dick man

>>25366309
8 inches is pretty huge considering the national average is 5.

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>>25366320
Okay I won't argue against you lol

>>25366324
Nah man I gotta small dick according to bro beans up there kek

>>25366145
Get yourself straight anon. Stop bitching around. Don't sell off. Stop using Tinder (don't let them know your face, so they won't recognise you later). Go to gym. Avoid sugar for six months (all sugar, including pops, candy, bread, milk-based products). Profit!

>>25366354
Thanks anon. Yeah its time i head over to /fit/ and become shredded lol. But yeah I just need to better myself lol

>>25366304
That's not big looks like 6inches

>>25366309
4.5 girth ok I doubt you're even 6inches now

>>25366397
Cuz im fat theres literally 2 inches of fat hiding my dick lol I've measured from base and its 8.5 inches long kek being fat sucks

>>25366403
And you have small balls kys

>>25366406
No lieing on the internet for attention sucks

>>25366409
Ok.

>>25366325
No offence OP but as a Femanon I would not touch your dick in the first place

>>25366414
At least its better than blocking me for showing my favce kek

>>25366406
I was implying that in perspective I 4.5inch girth would mean your cocks like 5inches top and your hands are small too

>>25366420
Dude proportinaetlly my cock is small as fuck ive only measured the length at 8.5 inches I just guessed the fucking girth since I dont have the string measurer or wtvtf its called lol I've been told by many many gay dudes and some chicks that its big I don't need your validation, but for the sake of my fuckinf tale sure my cock is small but the bitch I was talking to thought it was huge there happy??

>>25366427
No you used force perspective to trick girls and fags online work on your personality dumbass and quit lieing

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>>25366420
These are my hands I didn't look up fucking numbers on hand sizes and avgs and shit just compare it to a ps4 controller

>>25366427
I've only measured length at 14inches bro but you're right for the sake of argument I have a small cock

>>25366435
BRO i used to think my dick was small exactly for everything you're saying. The only reason I know its big its because I've been told it is. Again not sure what you're vendetta is against me but sure fuck it you win I gotta small cock kek

>>25366440
You win lol

>>25366443
You created an entire thread to lie about your cock size and bitch about being fat and ugly
Instead you could have idk thought over your shit diet did some research on exercise and health
Tried reading self help books

>>25366450
Damn man sure proved me wrong, I suck.

>>25366454
Submitting as a form of look at how humble I am isn't being right dumbass

>>25366462
Shit Sorry dude

>>25366462
My bad b

>>25366454
And seeing as you're the I'm going to be right no matter what I have to do type
Prove
>ive only measured the length at 8.5

>>25366462
Sumimasen senpai

>>25366476
Nah breh youre right I gotta clitdick, a lil babydick lol

>>25366479
Now you're diverting with memes at least this shameful display will keep you from reposting
I'll be caping all of this just incase

I better not see that small thing around again

>>25366486
What do you want me to say to you to make you chill, i just wanted to vent cuz My face literally made a chick block me while she was thoroughly entertained with my dick. To her it was big okay, my cock is not huge HOLY SHIT I AM SORRY.
I just wanted to talk about more about the fact that, bitch blocked me and it made me sad lol I didn't want to get in a. Argument over the definition of huge according to you.

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>>25366486
Holy shit anon

>>25366382
I lost about 20 pounds just hitting the gym (basic running, push ups, stationary bike and some free weights) in just two months but I had to gave up sugars. I think that if I had just avoided sugars, I would have losted wegith, but I don't know if the lost would have been as dramatic.

>>25366511
I think it has more to do with Carbs then sugars anon. I know a basic knowledge of fitness so I know with some discipline I could lose the weight in about a yewr

>>25366450
>>25366462
>>25366476

>>25366492
Read the cliff notes

>>25366515
Hur dur I know health better then you but I'm the fat one

if your dick is really that big do porn op

>>25366530
dude stop

>>25366533
It's not
>>25366534
Stop this thread or I'm just going to continue to insult your ignorance and aragance and just pure bullshit

>>25366533
Anyone with any dick size can do porn nowadays.

>>25366538
>>25366538
Who hurt you anon?

>>25366533
not a bad idea lol

>>25366545
nah dude just leave him alone let him do his thing.

>>25366545
Nah just tired of the shit hole so has became so now I use it as a cathartic outlet to call out or manipulate Degenerates
>>25366554
Like look at this shit man Jesus

>>25366567
You need some help.

>>25366588
its best to just ignore him desu lol

>>25366592
For what its worth I think your cock is pretty big.

>>25366599
you must have me mistaken, its obvious I gotta baby dick lmao

>>25366599
Lol I give up every prince deserves his princess lol
If you aren't samefagging good shit rip humanity dive into the dillusion fuck being a better person my sides

>>25366616
How big is your cock anon?

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>>25366599
Agreed

>>25366631
If I told you I'd have to post it then the thread would become about it and I'd be no better then the faggot op
So let's say 3inches

>>25366616
hahahaha more like prince pretending to be princess lol Most of the time its just another fag lol Ive shown my cock to more guys pretending to be chicks than girls lmao sorry dude I tried telling them my dick is small kek

>>25366637
moar

>>25366637
Media_.jpg
Come on dude at least try

>>25366145
face pic pls

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>>25366653
Who said Im a chick. This is just a rando slut

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>>25366650
Here ya go

>>25366658
No shit really is it oh we oh my mister
Don't act like you're better then you are
You knew exactly what you were doing

>>25366655
nah man I can't I dont want my face on 4chan kek
>>25366658
>>25366665
dude holy shit nice

>>25366637
I'm pissed that your nipples are smaller than mine

>>25366667
Yeah I was trying to see more of OPs huge cock, but Now he knows Im another dude. Thanks you asshole

>>25366674
Sorry sweetie not mine

>>25366678
is she your gf do you have more???? kik me Zackisking32

>>25366681
ohh
good b8 tho

>>25366687
Right??? That ass is phenomenal

>>25366678
Calling out degenerate liars is what I do best but I should have let you to lie to each other all night oh well

>>25366667
You're gonna screencap the rest right? Cuz I'll just go ahead and do that kek

>>25366697
anon face pls

>>25366637
Looks like Nicholas Cage

>>25366697
I... I just
Are you that dumb like fuck me dumb

How do you function am.i being trolled like some next level trolling

>>25366696
You're best kind of sucks anon, its very clearly a huge dick.

>>25366710
It's really not though have you seen non zoomed in cock before

>>25366705
kik me ZackisKing32
>>25366709
dude its time to stop. just let it go

>>25366145
Just keep going. Be specific about not wanting NSA, and it'll drive most of those people right off in the first place.

>>25366710
thanks!!

>>25366726
yeah I wrote in the bio very specifically that FWB is the most I'd consider.

>>25366515
You can't tell sugarfags anything. They're worse than fluoridefags.

>>25366737
I mean to a sense cutting out sugary things, is good overall.

>>25366723
Nah I wish I could continue I'm just to tired enjoy your internet dillusion I hope you learn to better yourself irl before it's to late
We both know you want and I'm sorry for that

>>25366747
you're really either ketonic or not and you lose weight like 95% based on calories in/out unless you have one in a hundred bad biological set point or real medical issues.

chocolate is good for your heart chocolate is bad for your heart chocolate is good for your libido chocolate is bad for your libido salt is good for you salt is bad for you fatty foods affect blood cholesterol fatty foods don't affect blood cholesterol aspartame is safe aspartame is poison aspartame is safe plastic doesn't leach estrogenic chemicals no wait it absolutely definitely does

Who cares about cutting out sugar? Every single last thing is bad for you right down to lettuce.

I went from 185 to 143 in a few months by WALKING TO THE CONVENIENCE STORE TO BUY THE SEVERAL BARS OF CHOCOLATE I ATE PER DAY

>>25366758
and don't forget vegetarians vs carnivores both telling eachother their diets will be the death of them for x ailment

Like, look, I'm not telling anyone to go out there and eat all the snack cakes, but anyone who thinks you lose weight just by cutting sugar out while still replacing those sugary calories is an asshole. You lose weight by cutting out snacks because, surprise, you're watching how many calories you consume.

>>25366757
Listen dude Idk you, I wasn't trying to show off or anything. I wanted to talk about how my face is so ugly it cockblocked me. Like really dude I wasn't trying to impress anyone think about it, Im fat, Ugly According to some. The only thing that is somewhat nice about me is my dick. I am trying to better myself. Bro think about it. So what If I got a big dick. The rest of me sucks. And i am pretty sure most girls don't want a dick attached to an ugly fat dude. So just chill okay?

>>25366766
Bro I couldn't agree more. Its the law of thermodynamics essentially burn more than you eat and bam weight loss

>>25366777
The problem is you don't know how toxic you're acting and being and I don't have all night to have a heart to heart with a shitposter who won't listen I give up

>>25366805
OP was quite literally and figuratively being the bigger man here

>>25366812
I tried kek

>>25366805
Why are you being such a autist faggot?

>>25366805
I just read everything you wrote Wtf is wrong with you ? Are you that insecure?

>>25366888
Not worth it dude, don't even start him.

maybe you are ugly, maybe you have a big dick, but for sure you are an autist OP.

7.5 inches and beautiful white man

feels good

>>25366382
Do some running, man its the best way to lose fat. Actually I think swimming is but that's just not as accessible as a jog imo

Go on a keto diet to shred the fat quickly anon.

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Not to be mean but why come on here to be comforted when you know the solution to your problem! All these helpful anons are posting some pretty obvious stuff. Hope you the best of luck man

>>25367268
>>25367379
Appreciate the advice fellas

>>25367801
Nah , I didn't want to be comforted it was just something that's never happened to me before and I wanted to talk about it, but with situation figured I can't tell friends lol. Figured I can chat about it here. Kek I didn't want to sound like I was bitching and whining. I mean truthfully Im over it. I just wanted to talk about it kek and thanks man! :)

>>25367964

I highly recommend it. After dropping 70lb I quickly found out I wasn't ugly, just fat.

Also you gain an inch after burning the fat around your dick. It's hilarious.

Well at least you know your ugly ass dick can get fatties

god dammit show us ur face

>>25367970
OP just go on Craigslist and cuck some guys wife. There's probably an ad in your town looking for a dude that's above 8 inches. Or you could go on OKCupid and do what you did on tinder and look for the women looking for casual sex

Why the fuck is this thread still up?