Ausfag thread? Ausfag thread. What're you degenerates

4000 signing in, drinking what's left of the spiced rum from last weekend.

4305
Took the ex and her kids out to.lowood show, went as well as could be expected I guess, but still need to suckle at that whiskey teat tonight.

Sgarn on Townsville?

>>25359542
Yeah I'm gonna try pick up another bottle of cheap whiskey or some beer cos I'm almost finished my rum.

>>25359676
Whatever you get, hope it goes down well, man. Decided to fall back on an old friend for tonight myself. Kraken spiced rum.

30/m/syd
Any nerdy femanons want to chat? super lonely.
kik: bigredron

3030
Chilling with my cat, on call to be the missus' ride home from some pyjama/wine/party thing later on.

>>25359923
women dont wan't desperate bro.

>>25359932
I'm trying to think what the guy version of getting drunk on wine in PJs is.

Probably just drinking beer and playing vidya I guess.

3818 just moved down to vic, bored as shit. need some mates to go get fuckin drunk with sometime

>>25359923
Try tinder, bro.

Or just pay an asian hooker to sit next to you in a hotel. kek

>>25359938
Sounds about right, I'll take beer and vidya over that shit any day.

>>25359947
Just get drunk on your own, stumble down the road and wave your penis at traffic. You'l make friends, probably.

7050 here. Hey guys, what's it like knowing Tasmania is slowly but surely overtaking the other states culturally and economically?

>>25359987
I went there over the Christmas break, the only thing I found that you guys had going for you was that gallery, and I've even forgotten the name of that. So that probably says something.

IslandForRetirees/10 would not live.

20/m/2113

Did this really require a second thread?

>>25359987
Another Tasmanian thats a rare sight, 7010 here

25 f 4218

What's happening my dudes

>>25360290
Drinking rum and fight Club, because sometimes you want to be a stereotype.

>>25360298
Ya don't talk about fight club.

>>25359983
Didn't work well last time.

>>25360310
But cat man, YOU just spoke about fight Club!

4560 25/m
Working tonight, fucking annoying; just a slow but constant stream of highway trash that won't stop bugging me so I can do jobs
>>25360290
Hey again fellow QLDer!

>>25360298
Fag

>tfw staying in Alice Springs until late July
I mean I grew up here but there's just

nothing here

>>25360353
>Alice Springs
My sincerest condolences man...

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>>25360356
>man
did you just fucking assume my fucking gender you fucking cunt

>>25360359
You female, got titties

>>25360359
Sorry, your coon-ness

>>25360290
>4560
little closer than anyone else seems to be. 4220 here
kik me if you like? richastretch

>>25360350
Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off.

>>25360281
I think this is the most Tasmanians I've seen in a thread. 7020 here

m 24 perth

kik: dedflanders

0810

Never any darwin fags in here. 6am and I should be schleep

Perth

update on the cheating mrs. She had been fucking the guy she went on a trip with and turns out it was a full blown relationship.

Shit suckw but better to find out now than later when you have a kid and all.

We were planning to settle down together and i just bought a house for us.

Back to square one

2060

Any dudes who are young (<20) and know how to fuck wanna do my GF in Sydney? Looking for a bit of personality and creativity and fun.

Kik: fame43211

>>25362303
Give thikhardik a call

>>25362004
You doing okay?

>>25362004
your problems are your own fault. open your eyes you dumb cunt.

Footscray fags?

>>25362557
Yeah i am actually doing pretty well actually
>>25362663
How are they my own fault

>>25363056
you're obviously too stupid to read the signs, you're either inadequate as a man to provide what she needs.

move on, you're a beta

>>25363137
Ohhh i saw the signs and called it. Hence she came clean about it. I gave her benefit of the doubt for a while but my alarm bells were going off.

Dont matter now, ive moved on now and she sinned during the holy month.

>>25359387
honey bunny :(

>>25360290
>>25360523
Yo m 23 4226 here. Kik treebryson

19/f/4208 pretty bored doing nothing really

looking for some normie friends to do normie things with, whatever that means

>>25363408
>>25363426
Kik me

20/m/ 2155 checking in

Are those Tasmanians still here? 7008

>>25363515
ya boy, 7010

20/m/2118

exams + procrastinating = shit marks

at this rate i'll never get a real job.

oh and i got zyzzed by my bro. got him into the gym now he made me his chestbrah. should i kill him and make it look like he died of a heart attack?

>>25363208
No, we saw the signs and told you stop being a bitch and end it with her.

Glad you did though.

>>25363426
What are normie things?

>Applied for retail work with some recruiting company
>Blaze through the interviews
>Get a trial shift
>Turn up to the address
>Its fucking athletes foot
>mfw I have a chronic foot fetish

What do I do? Take the job and walk around 3 legged all day or turn it down and risk losing all my Centrelinks but not end up with willy trauma after 3 days.

>>25363668
Do the work, jack off in the bathrooms every 2 hours.

Live the dream..

>>25363672
m8 you don't understand how many friction burns will accumulate.

>>25363695
If only lubricants had been invented..

6100

First time back here in a long time, what's good boys?

>>25363757
https://youtu.be/6PQ6335puOc?t=26

Miss the ex

Everything reminds me of her

What do

been a month

22/m/3147
Steam sales needa happen soon

>>25363785
time, only time
spend one hour a day doing something you've always wanted to do. go up half an hour every day. start liking something else other than an ex-girlfriend

26/m/4216
KIK: jellysnakes01

Fuck ATAR so mine hmu sushiboy99

>>25364240
wait wdym high school boy. are you in selective

28/m/4215

Few gold coasters here, shame they're not closer

Keen to chill with some green and rick and morty

>>25363581
How old are ya m8?

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>>25363426
D-does it mean go to Ric's and dance to shitty 90s mixes?

Pretty sure I'm banned from the Vic; The normiest venue in Bris.

23/m/3023

nothing really much to do but play gamens on the computer, c'est la vie


Are there any grills in the area?

>>25363498
sorry my phone broke lol
do you have discord or something like that?

>>25363595
>>25367100
idk what normie things are I was hoping people here would know

Anyone in Sydney want to have a few quiet drinks? Boy and girls welcome. 26m

>>25366823
4213 f. Fuck Rick and morty. Green and I.T. crowd.

>>25367179

yeah but ive seen it so many times

im rerunning frasier atm as well, parks n rec after that

>>25367225
Never saw much point in frasier. True, I.t. eps are limited- agreed on parks n rec. Could rewatch alwaysalways

4152 checking in. Rewatching GoT so I know what the fuck is going on when the next season hits in July. Also watching Veep, bloody hilarious stuff!

>>25367231

how much of frasier have you watched? and yeah its kind of a niche type sitcom. P&R is pretty standard, its always in the rewatch cycle, community is another

>>25367248
Not enough clearly- no one in the house ever watched. Dad preferred mash or ren and stimpystimpy

If you did Rick and Morty do The Venture Bros. if you haven't already.

6050 here, any Perthfags around? Need halp

>>25360029
Didn't the last thread expire?

Also 25/M/2790

>>25367049
Turning 20

>>25367521
6159 perthfag confirmed

>>25367638
Glorious, whatcha up to tonight?

>>25367645

Did someone say perthfag

>>25367521
6101 here

>>25363785
It gets better. Im at 8 weeks now and its up from here.

6164 Boiii