Hey /soc/ I think I'm ready to kill myself. Been thinking

Fuck off attention whore

>>25355484
Thanks pal

>>25355482
can I have all your stuff

>>25355510
It's not much but yeah. I got a tiny dog that looks like master splinter that will need a new dog mom

>>25355520
why you want kill?

>>25355523
2 hard 2 explain

>>25355525
I don't even want to yknow
I just feel like I have to

Y tho. You got a good reason to kys? Just curious

Like is it just a depression thing?

>>25355529
Are u cute?

Did you dishonor your family

>>25355525
hey yeah show us your nudes dude. dick pic + timestamp; live on in history (at least our browser histories)

>>25355534
I've just always really wanted to. Can't make the thoughts stop. Only way to make them stop is if I'm dead. I'm not really depressed, I'm just tired of having an internal debate with myself daily about killing my self

>>25355543
That's up for discussion I suppose

>>25355575
I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide nigga

>>25355545
Oh my dude I'm sure I have

>>25355573
Smashing idea
>>25355584
When ur right ur right my guy

>>25355520
wait your a fem anon? post tits.... also you just need a good dick down

>>25355595
I've gotten some gud dong in my day

If you live in Ontario Canada want to hang out and do a bunch of drugs first?

>>25355591
so when you gonna do it?

>>25355607
You're a sweeti pic but I live very far

>>25355482
dont do it op please i love you

>>25355604
thats your problem, its not something you do back in the day, then reminisce about, you have biological need to regularly get fucked, got snapchat? what state do you live in?

>>25355613
aus?

>>25355612
I'm thinking about tonight but realistically it'll probably just be sometime this month

What is your age? And maybe u should talk to someone like a therapist

>>25355619
would you let anyone watch in person? or is that too sick for you?

>>25355617
I usually date ladies I don't think I really have a biological need to get railed on the reg
>>25355618
Florida my dude
>>25355614
You are a nice bean and I appreciate u but I must dew the dew

>>25355620
I'm 23 and I've been to therapists and whatnot I just really wanna do it but I know I shouldn't but I still really wanna
>>25355621
Boi I'd be down for that shit anytime

>>25355628
Okay... how actually serious are you about this? I'd be down to watch the light fade from your eyes and feel the moment your pulse stops.

>>25355624
ohh man, you fell for the lesbian jew, honestly your depressed because of femanism...browse /pol/ for a few weeks and work on returning to traditional values, i think youll be suprised at how much better it makes you feel....

Ok so what way would you wanna go out then? I'd prefer old age or somethin bur if your dead set on it. What method would you do

>>25355638
I am the lesbian Jew but I'm not too into the radical feminist stuff

>>25355640
I wanna take all my xanax and cut my wrists or throats open. That's the way I've mostly thought about

>>25355641
come out to Cali, we should hang out, you seem nice, your just going through a rough period of time, ive been there too, and still am desu, but the best things you can do is just try to mix things up and do things differently for a while...think about going on a pilgrimage, if you are really Jewish
then go on your birthright and visit israel.. if your not consider walking the Camino de Santiago in spain

>>25355643
Not throats, I only have one throat.

So overdose and blood loss? Got anything more original. I mean if your serious about it u should think of an original suicide to be remembered by

>>25355646
Been to Israel! Loved it, I have family there. What part of cali? I go to Oakland sometimes.
I don't know if it's rough, it's just weird

>>25355643
Come to cali. Let me watch you die. I'll live stream it for you too.

>>25355648
Why I gotta be all remembered and shit.
I can just die quietly in my bed

>>25355662
Do u want me to touch ur wiener before I die
Can u cum on my eyes before I go

>>25355482
I got broken up with last night and it hurts. I've battled depression for years and had a few attempts myself.

Sad that it came to this, my friend. Good luck to you in the next life.

PS. If you actually do it, do it right. Medical bills are bullshit enough to make you wish you had tried harder.

>>25355482
You should go out to the middle east and get raped to death

Isn't being remembered the whole point of suicide. Like to leave an impact of some sort. Might as well live a full to fullish life if you just wanna die in a bed with no real reason for it

>>25355672
...so you aren't serious about dying then.

>>25355678
No I feel like being dead is the real reason for suicide
>>25355673
Yeah I had a hefty bill after last time. Sorry about your break up man, hope you feel better soon

>>25355672
Time stamp with knife and xanax or this is bullshit

>>25355679
Oh no I am. It's just not very likely that I'll go to cali so you can watch me probably just overdose

>>25355691
Why not? You won't need your money anyways, just get a flight. It'll ensure nobody you know can go to your apartment to check on you.

>>25355678
Not at all. Some people develop it for certain reasons. Some people get dealt a bad hand and are born with a fucked up head. Life is very weird when it all stops making sense. It can be brought on by traumatic experiences, or as I've had it, just purely due to chemical fuck ups in the head.

>>25355682
You know what? It's all good, my man. Every relationship I've had, the girl got better looking and treated me better. That's the thing that's given me hope.

Ann hirro sounds like an asian saying oh hello lol

>>25355703
hearty kek

>>25355703
I try to please

>>25355672
dont listen to him, come to Cali and touch my wiener, and live happily ever after

Pepperoni nipples

>>25355709
thats you?

>>25355714
Yep
>>25355715
Yep

Time stamp if it's really you. Also consider your options fully b4 kys.

I think its real nice real nice rose tatto

Have u considered murder instead. Since we're on the topic of death

>>25355728
Now were talking fallowed by a suicide bombing

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my snapchat is jcoastal7 hmu...pic related: me... bb love the sacred geometry tat btw..you ever go to music festivals?

>>25355734
Nice penis bro

>>25355709
is your name samantha?

>>25355720
Hey op are you autistic too

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>>25355728
Is be down for an old fashion murderin'
>>25355734
Oh no sweet child
>>25355740
No

>>25355734
lol sorry if thats shameless of me, im just bored

>>25355743
I am not

>>25355745
to murder or be murdered?

>>25355745
how old are you anyway?

>>25355709
>>25355745
dammit. now my dick's hard. thanks a lot.

Why not both. Crazy murder spree into suicide by cop

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>Gaise I'm gonna kill myself, give me attention
>Nah, probably not tonight.
>More attention pls
>Check me out thanks for the attention
>mfw I volunteer at a suicide hotline and you've made me wonder how many people I've talked out of something horrific were just attention starved to the degree in which you are

>>25355749
Thats too bad autisim is great sometimes i think i get sad cause my stomach feels weird and no one talks. So i just tell that feeling to go fuck it self and then im ok emotions are stupid

join our skype call https://join.skype.com/obq5X1jhIg3K

>>25355756
I've called the hotlines and junk and they do wonders. People sometimes just need to talk to someone. Do I like-a the attention sometimes? Yeh. Am I vocal about how ready to get on and get to everyone I know? No. It's nice to talk to strangers about it. I wanna kms but I really don't. It's an internal argument goin on daily and I'm just kinda over it. So yeah maybe tonight maybe not tonight I don't know but I know it's gonna happen.
Also why volunteer at a crisis hotline if you're gonna be upset with people needing attention when they wanna off themselves.
>>25355752
23

>>25355750
I'm down to get straight up murked

If you dont really wanna kill yourself i highly suggest getting a cat they help with the no emotions thing

>>25355772
What he said or maybe a dog since they rely on you and show affection openly

>>25355786
I got a lil pup and he's kinda been my anchor

>>25355792
No such thing as to many dogs. Each with a different personality that can help you in your times of need. Maybe volunteer at an animal shelter or dog daycare

>>25355792
your puppy NEEDS YOU!

Kittens are great

>>25355482
I'm 25. If you fly me there, we can make the news, murder/suicide style.

>>25355801
>>25355800
Thanks folks

>>25355835
Have you considered not being a pussy?

Question: show asshole.
Thx

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>>25355835
hey your reaally great, i love you

>>25355664
Glue your hands to your head and use a razor wire noose

>>25355769

Age 23? Feel like a failure because all of the people your age are out with careers and families? Are you just a sad Jew or sad because you're a Jew? Need the details. Life's not fair for you, but God damn it's not fair for all of us.

>>25355482
don't do it

Livestream when?

>>25355482
Please be Brandon
Or Twinkie

if youre a girl i hope you killed yourself fucking attention whoring cunt

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>>25356980
Dang that hurts man

>>25357139
For fuck sake, you're still around???
Fuck this I'm taking a vacation.

>>25356083
I fell asleep my b y'all
I don't feel like a failure, i just don't like the whole waking up every day and having emotions, dealing with other emotions, doing stuff, trying to filll a void by doing exciting things, Wasting money to travel so you don't feel so alone, finding a hobby so you're not bored. I'm just kinda Bored with all that

>>25357139
This guy is such an ugly fuck and he won't stop spamming his pic everywhere, it's annoying and gross

>>25357333
Let's be honest, ur never gonna kys
It's obvious that ur not motivated to do it
But hey at least ur hot body won't be going to waste

Okay. So, you're going to kill yourself, right? Go take out a fuck ton of credit cards. Splurge on anything you want. Try heroin. You're going to die anyway, you might as well make the most of the short-ass time YOU set for yourself. Trip BALLS.

Or, turn your fucking life around, dude. Check yourself into a hospital. You *really* want to die? That's so lame! You ever climb a mountain? Go climb one. You ever seen the rest of the world? Go check it out, ball out in another country for a little bit- living there is a whole different challenge. You're stupid if you think you've experienced anything. Go cook some Brazilian desserts. Learn how to taxidermy. Throw yourself into new things repeatedly and often. Start taking some college classes. Do some crazy shit, like climbing an abandoned building. Speed down a road. Find some random people on craigslist. Sneak into a hotel. Smoke a SHIT TON of weed. Go to a concert and punch someone in the face. Dye your hair a different color- fuck it, shave it off.

Your options really don't have to be limited. I'm not telling you to *not* kill yourself, but at least go out with a bang. Your last ditch effort to find a reason to live has to be one you take with all the energy you have. Reach out to your family, your co-workers, whoever. Make a list of all the people you see in an average day, all of the things that depend on you to live (like your sweet little pupper, which is a great reason to stay alive). The social world is a series of webs and we're all in it. You leaving wouldn't be good for anyone.

>>25357333
Can you give me all your money? Either that or turn straight and be my gf

>>25357340
Everywhere you look on here recently fucking Twinkie pops his little manlet faggot face in it.
Ugghh lol

>>25357369
I dig it
>>25357404
Maybe

>>25357612
Are you dead yet?

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