Tinder thread, ask for help share stories etc.

Changed my mind. Fucked a stripper. American tinder is fine.

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>>25332714
Any advice?

Also, when a girl has nothing to her bio, how the hell do I start a decent conversation? Like everyone else, I'm a situational conversationalist, so without something to draw from for a convo, I draw blanks.

>>25333386
You: '[Name]!'
Her (presumably): 'Anon!'
You: 'Why the hell are on you tinder?'
Her (90% of retorts): 'idk lol ive deleted and added this app so man ytimes'
You: 'well why the hell do you keep doing this to yourself, [Name]? you can do so much better'
Her (50% of retorts): 'haha true'
Proceed to ignore the ones that just flat out give no answer other than this. They're just looking to be entertained.
The remaining 50% will ask you something, so think of a witty funny answer depending on how she phrases it. Don't be afraid to bant her, just don't flat out mock her.

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>bumbled so hard it ran out of people
>still no matches

I'm not even good enough for the bots it seems

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is this line actually offensive to feminists or was she kidding?

I met my ex on Tinder, we were together for 3 years. I thought I was going to marry this woman and then 3 weeks ago she broke up with me citing she "outgrew" me.

>>25332714
I made a tinder. My bio read "I'm unfunny, lazy and not good at much. Message me."

Matched with a lot of girls I use to know in high school/around the general area.


Got a few regular blowjobs waiting whenever I need. Would reccomend app

>>25333894
kidding about what? she hasn't responded like she was offended.

>>25333924
I took it like
>wow, you're perpetuating the heteronormative culture of cat calling as a joke, how charming!

>>25333386
every pic is a boring selfie, minus another boring picture with an ugly dude.

Get new pics now.

>Get matches.
>proceed to greet and or send funny gif to make them laugh
>0 replies. Even using different greetings each time.

What the fuck

>>25334078
if they don't reply after an hour just ask if they're dtf. what have you got to lose?

>>25334078
>send funny gifs
nobody ever wants to reply to gifs. don't bother with that. just say something they have to respond to, call them sexy or something

>>25333909
Oh fuck I'm gunna try this. I actually am a lazy fuck

Anyone using Tinder in a rural area? How do you arrange meetups when everyone's fucking two hours away?

>>25333894
Are you autistic serious question

>>25334758
Yeah it's super shitty outside of cities

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Reposting this pic for help for anons

Is it just me or are women shittier at the chat game than us? Most of them just send a simple "Hey" whereas we assholes have to bust our asses at introductions.

>>25334825
Yes, but they have such a large pool of candidates that they don't usually have to work as hard.

>>25334825
If you don't like what they're saying, just don't reply.

>>25334825
yea that's why Bumble is such bullshit. "let the girl make the first move" when in reality they just say 'hi' and let you carry the convo again.

>>25333936
are you actually retarded?

>>25334789
>>25334935
are you guys really not seeing that? I feel kinda bad for not responding to her now, I thought for sure she was mad at my line

>>25334969
I see it, why would she mention catcalls at all. It brings a whole negative connotation with it.

>>25335031
thank you, I also should mention she has really short hair in all her pictures and looks a bit androgynous

>>25334969
It's just kind of a stupid retort, she just sounds boring that's all.

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I'm struggling to come up with a bio. Before I started dating who is my now ex girlfriend, "6'0" two different measurements" and some other things worked well. I also don't have many pictures of myself since most of them are with my ex gf. It's been a while since I've used Tinder. What do?
I guess this also applies to Bumble.

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Any advice appreciated, which photos to keep/get rid of. Thinking the bio is a bit much

>>25333907
sucka, u met her on tinder what do u expect?

>>25335178
bio is garbage, not one full face pic. needs more pictures of you not hiding behind glasses

>>25335110
If you don't know what to put in your bio, just put your height.

Talking about your dick in your bio is a terrible mistake, especially considering it's only average sized. Even if it was huge, still a bad choice.

>>25335188
actually thirst traps work on tinder

>>25335186
>Not one full face pic
My face is in plenty of them but if you're saying I need a full selfie I'll pass

>>25335198
bio is still garbage, chicks love selfies

>>25335198
what is the logic behind not wanting to show your face on a dating app? actually forget logic, just know it's how it works, you need to show your face

>>25335210
exactly

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>>25335210
>>25335220

I ditched the bio but my face is in like 4 pics!! Im not shy I'm just not tryin to go overboard. Plus I can't take a serious selfie , it comes out like pic related

>>25335229

Yo' wtf is that!? The look she gonna be getting when she's giving you head!?

Listen fuck tard. Brush your hair, wash your face, put some decent threads on, stand in the light, then hold the camera 160degrees tilted at your face.

Take photo

GG ez Selfie.

>>25333936
Faggggggottttt

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>>25332714
I just started on tinder after being off it for a few months. I haven't gotten any matches in a week. Advice? Does smart photos make a difference?

>>25333386
when i match with a girl with an empty bio i just say "i hope your personality is more interesting than your bio" it works some of the time

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Why do you guys think thunder has a 4.0 and not higher ?

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Tinder is a fucking joke

Somehow I'm still getting matches with this, wonder how many of them get the reference

Tinder is a joke indeed but I enjoy it for trying to learn how people use the internet and what kind of people do what. Fat chicks are thirsty af.

Am curious, I want to take pictures of white women in nature. Not necessarily sexual, but just some nice pictures. Would Tinder be the place to find these women? If so, how would you suggest going about it?

>>25335251
T-thanks

>>25335348
Pic a main photo that doesn't look like you're trying to sell a used car. The one in the lower left would work better.

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Any advice? Am I too ugly? Does it seem like I'm trying too hard? Bio is:
>________ College Baseball #15
>Snapchat: _____ / Twitter: _____
>5'13
>Looking for someone to eat with & try to be funny with
>Let's cruise down the PCH
>If you have light colored eyes, were officially in a committed marriage

>>25335807
they see only the "6'2" part

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What's your fav pick up line

>>25335348
First pic is absolute shit

>>25335549
Funny, I was expecting lower

>>25336293
All your pics are stupid, get rid of that hat and that haircut

>>25335110
Did you steal that measurements shit from me? I've had " I'm 5'8 and 6'5, when we meet you'll see which one is my height" since last September.

>>25335549
I always rate low because they send you a rating option after I ran out of matches and I get angry at the app

>>25336628
I didn't start going on /soc/ until about a couple days ago. Mostly go on /fit/ and /mu/.

>>25335110
Not really feeling this smile, looks kinda fake. I'd remove pic 3, it's not doing anything there

>>25336508
>>25336199
Thanks guys swapped it with the last pic.

>>25336977
>Group photo
You're stupid. Replace with pic 4, obviously

>>25336995
i used the photo of me with the camera, not the group photo.

>>25337004
oh ok then

I usually just dick around on tinder (profile is one picture with me and a dog, bio is "which one am I? Swipe right to learn more...) but gf and I just broke up and total slut matched with me this morning (one of her pictures is clearly a cropped nude that she sent an ex. Shes on her back and naked, but from the nipples up).

What do I say to her? Friends have told me when they used tinder theyd literally just go "hey wanna fuck" and the girl would be like "eh, yea lets meet at a bar" but that has to be hyperbole

>>25336348
Could have been funny had you started it in a less cringy way.

>>25337603
Ask her to meet up

>>25333386
Use whatever info you have, their pics tell a story, even if it's just selfies. If you can't think of anything you can try stuff like "If you're as interesting as your hair is beautiful then we're off to a good start", it may sound lame or corny but if she finds you attractive she will laugh and maybe thank you, then you say "So, what can you tell me that's interesting about yourself?".
I can't give you my opinion on the bio because I don't think I'm good with that, but it looks ok.
I'd say get more "social" pics, you have to show more of what you usually do.

>>25335110
sorry but your smile looks kinda retarded, try to change it or look serious
too many selfies and the bio isn't great either

Think of things you like and some you don't, things you do, the ones you'd like to do and the type of girl you want to attract, then try to put them all in a few lines, without sounding tiresome.

>>25336293
you look like you wanna be a famous rich rapper but don't really have any money or a lot of talent (>implying it needs talent)
too much "swag" in every pic

you're either trying too hard or need some self awareness

>>25338574
Is it just the chains? I get that sometimes but that's cuz my uncles wear chains too, but I always wear a hat cuz I play baseball

>>25338771
I just feel like shorter hair would look better on you, but idk.

>>25338855
Shit 10 times better with that cut man

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>>25338863
Damn you serious? That pic was probably my best one with short hair, I usually look like this in my pictures. Idk I always thought long hair suited me better

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>>25338863
This was the one you replied to for reference, idk why it came out sideways last time

So I get matched with some chick in bio "like beers". I guess I just have to pay for beverage to get laid...

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I'll give feedback to anyone who does the same for me. I'll try my best to be thoughtful, but I can't promise I'll offer anything game-changing.

I've been out of a long-term relationship for about eight months. While I'm starting to get back to the point where I feel comfortable meeting other people, I've lost a lot of the conversational charm I'd developed on Tinder and other dating apps.

I've had a hard time keeping chats going strong but think I'll be back to normal in a few months.

Going to be traveling through the beginning of 2018 before wrapping up my degree, so please bear in mind that a lot of the girls I match with might not speak English as a first language.

>>25339076
So if they're not that fluent English speakers why bother with such detailed bio? Just write down briefly you're in lot of places and want to hookup with someone to drink a beer or two.

>>25339076
Your profile looks good and of someone who's looking for a mature serious date, not sure if it's a great thing for tinder tho.

BTW what did you do in India for two years

>>25339093

I'm still in the United States and swiping for matches here as well as in Mexico City.

>>25339094

Ex-girlfriend is from New Delhi. I made a lot of friends there by the time we broke up, so I go back occasionally to poke my head around and catch up with acquaintances.

I also think the country's history - ancient and contemporary - is very interesting, as are its social complexities and shortcomings.

Honestly, had my fair share of hook-ups in the past. I'd rather meet someone I can meet a good conversation with and hang out for a few days or a week-ish, but I might just still be clinging onto relationship feels.

I broke down and got Tinder so that I could stop being such an handholdless autismo. At this point, I'd be fine with going on a date.
Any tips?
How do I take photos of myself without looking like a tard?

>>25339100
New Delhi Punjabi girl? Share your Kik if yo can traveling to India next month.

>>25339106

No, just a generic North Indian chick. She lives in the United States now, though.

Don't have Kik - sorry, famalam.

>>25338881
>>25338873
Dude you look good, much better with short hair.

7 matches for 4 days is bad?
Am I ugly? I taught Im hot, even more than those girls. Whats the problem

>>25339267
It has been two weeks since I got a match my dude, I have no idea.
I don't think I'm too ugly.

>>25339271
You should try and reset your account, then you're more likely to be shown to others.

>>25338873
>>25338881
Finally you don't make me cringe. Please keep your hair always like this and remove that stupid cap

I just got tinder today.
I don't understand how super likes work. A blue "check out who just super liked you!" message pops up every now and then but I never get to see.
Also what do I do if I accidentally swipe left? Is there no going back without paying?

>>25338992
No you don't

>>25339076
My problem is that I like neither of your pics. The second one os the best but it was taken at a horrible place with horrible lighting

>>25339103
See >>25334794

>>25339267
It's not amazing but it's fine

>>25339462
but I can't even chose, because they ignore/not likely

>>25339519
wut

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Give it to me straight, is my autism beyond saving?

>>25339861
They don't respond and they are not hot

>>25339998
what makes you so cool?

>>25339998
She's weird and you did nothing wrong

>>25339519
>>25340014
Why would you match with someone you don't like?

>>25340081
Maybe I was Inconsiderate

>>25340068
I have no idea desu.

>>25340077
That makes me feel better about the situation, thanks anon.

>>25340087
Ok... just don't swipe to match anything that moves m8

>>25340088
you could have added a "maybe you can teach me a little?" after your last post, that gives her something to respond to.

>>25340093
I fucked up

>>25340103
Nah you're fine. Btw have you posted your profile? Want tips?

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>>25340108
Don't even sure I have mental strentgh to continue this shit. I failed last summer and fail this (1/6 at least)

>>25340112
You do look ok m8, but your main pic looks kinda bad. Take another good shot like pic number 3 but show your chest like pic number 1 and you'll do gold, i swear

>>25339456

That's okay.

I asked a lot of female friends and former hookups about my pictures and am not especially insecure about them.

My current DP isn't even my preference, but it's what almost every girl I asked said was my best.

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>inb4 more pics with friends
Fuck you normalfag I don't have friends.
Anyways, I followed the OkCupid blog post advice. Looking away from camera, doggo pic, shirtless mirror pic. Have swiped on anyone yet, gonna give it a day or two.

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>>25340359

M8, that is just incredibly bland.

Try taking a few pictures outside or digging through your photographs to find one or two of you doing something you enjoy.

I also think the 'take a picture with a dog' advice suggests you take a picture of yourself with a dog - not the dog by itself.

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>>25340423
K fixed it. Thanks lad.
Now what do you guys think of this?

>>25340498

I would still try to find a couple of pictures which aren't selfies and have some actual color in them (i.e., outdoors).

So after 2 days i got matched with some gal. She's 19 and i am 27. I've talked to her for like 2 hours and i asked her if she's interested in coming with me to a beach for a weekend (~100km). She said yes - i wonder how it will work.

I am 6/10, she's not any better so my guess it's good app???

>>25340568
you move kinda fast but hey if it worked...

>>25340359
>>25340498
This is shit but who cares because you look good desu

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>be me, no game beta nerd
>passably attractive (7/10) but no game
>chad friend does my profile for me
>replaces my detailed bio with "Only looking to hook up"
>replaces all my pictures with one gym selfie and one dog selfie and one friends group picture
>tells me to open with "I'm going to tie you down and eat you out, the question is where?"
>think it's cringe shit that will never work
>take his word for it, nothing to lose
>instantly more matches
>open with that
>three hookups for later in the week, possibly more
>mfw

What the actual literal fuck

How does this shit work

>>25340652
> game beta nerd
>has a gym selfie

>>25340657

Like I said, I look good and I'm a /fit/ autismo but I just sperg out when it comes to girls

>>25332714
I'm 40 and probably hit triple digits in the number of broads I fucked by the time I was in my early 30's. I got injured in a violent attack and subsequently went from painkillers to heroin to (currently) methadone.

Does anyone know if tinder works for broken down old suicidal fuckers like me? I can be superficially charming and while I've regressed a lot since my stabbing, I still look halfway decent for my age. Is tinder a viable option for someone like me?

I just miss being close to girls.

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>>25340652
>"I'm going to tie you down and eat you out, the question is where?"

Am I too ugly? I live in NYC and have my own place and many interests in my bio and pics with other people in addition to a few decent selfies..... yet I still can't even get any real matches... it seems like I'm nobody's type... I don't think I'm ugly but only gay guys are into me and it's so upsetting that after being alive for a quarter century, I wanna throw the towel in.... I've been so fucking patient... can a femanon please help me? Why do I make you all swipe no?

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>>25340712

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Tinder material or no? Gonna get better pics when I can.

>>25340721
No the death stare on the left is not good material

>>25340718
You have money, a job and your own place in NYC? Not a fag, but you look like an ok looking guy. I'd kill to be you.

Get off the fucking internet and just go sit on a barstool. Drink beer and watch ESPN or whatever the fuck they have on. You will get laid. Maybe not wife material, but then again one man's trash is another man's treasure.

Good luck.

>>25340731

With better pictures, should I bother?

>>25340743

>falling for this ruse

hello nu-soc

>>25340721
>>25340749
They're both ok pics to me

>>25340766

okay thanks

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Does she want it? She did throw out a lot of "maybes".

>>25340881
cringe/10

she is very much setting you up to be ghosted

>>25340881

hahahahahaha

>>25340905
>>25340905
Damn. Fuck this bitch then, might as well unmatch her.

>>25340881
Nigga what the fuck. Get the Snapchat within 4 messages or you are wasting time, first of all, but also, if you aren't literally a 9/10 you will undoubtedly get ghosted.

>>25336293
Get rid of the cap and the chains. Hair is fine, it helps set you apart from every other spicy with a Hitler youth haircut.

How long have you been using Tinder and how many matches you got?

>>25340881
you're so fucking insecure dude you have nothing to lose stop backing out at everything you say jesus

>>25340966
Where did I back out of anything?

>>25340958
2 months
A bit over 300

>>25340977
>you know the airport?
>that's far
>OMG I KNEW IT WELL IT WAS WORTH A SHOT DAMN...
all she literally said was that it was far
and then you keep insisting when you've already fucked up the conversation and by pure miracle she's still interested but you keep saying stupid shit instead of just one or two basic lines

>>25340958
9 days, 0.

>>25341017
Ok, what should have been the response there?

>>25341036
>yeah maybe lol. where u live?

>>25341036

The moment you fucked up was when you said 'I'm trying'

You should have continued with the full-frontal approach instead of going from confident chad to beta numale

>>25341034
Do you want help m8?

>>25340905
What's ghosted mean?

>>25341043
nah that was more so ok, it was sorta funny and she immediately asked where he lives which is obviously positive

>>25341040
Her profile already says exactly where she lives.

So what now? Should I hit her up next weekend or not even bother?

>>25341052
Girl suddenly stops replying out of the blue.

>>25341056
>yeah maybe lol.
>and you're from [place]? hows that sound?
that should've been your reply
not worth bugging unless she restarts again imo

>>25341058
Oh. Could be worse.

In the 90's, bitches would lure a dude to some hotel room rented with a cluck's id and when the guy walked in the room a couple of dudes would hop out, fuck him up, and rob him. Target either married guys or dudes in long term relationships-people who would stand to lose a lot by reporting the shit.

Seems to be a good deal of potential for that kind of op in tinder. Anyone know of people either doing that or had it done to them before? Asking for a friend.

>>25341088
Usually on Tinder people don't go to hotels.

>black girl i matched with wants to give me head
w-what do

>>25341158
If she is hot, I wouldnt even ask

>>25339998
LMAO you unmatched me after i called u out for this
anyway the reason i didnt reply to ur messages was bc im busy w/exams, not bc "your autism is beyond saving"

>>25341597
So you do browse 4chan wtf. Honestly, that was fucking surreal, it was the last thing I expected to happen so I freaked the fuck out.

And I know that I say some autistic as fuck shit, so that's what I assumed was the reason for the lack of replies.

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How about mine !

>>25341737
what is that third picture, i know it's probably ironic but girls probably wouldnt know that

>>25341737
>one of the few guy's here not looking to get laid
And you're doing marvelous job at that. Also fix that typo, plural is without apostrophe. Apostrophe is for possessive or abbreviated "is".

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what are some of your weirdest interactions on tinder?

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>>25341659

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Added some new pics. But not really sure what to put as bio.

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I've no fucking idea what to do with the bio. Honestly the most normie thing I enjoy doing is drinking and drugs.

Also is it obvious from first glance that pic 3 is of me and an ex?

>>25340423
people who travel a lot and put it in their bios making it look like "I'm never in the same place for more than a few months" - how to even invest on that?

Like, do you only expect casual hook ups? Or a girl/man that will always wait for you and be there when you come back?
Cause that's the impression I get when I see girls with stuff like that in their profiles, we won't even have a proper chance of getting to know each other and not everyone is available to just go with you.

>>25340958
23 days, 188 matches.

>>25335178
Get rid of the one where it looks like you're taking a dump

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>>25335348
get rid of the 'whistler's mother' picture. More casual shots and less posed shit of you staring into the camera

>>25336293
>5' 13"
nigga plz

>>25336628
Better hurry up and patent that shit Gaylord

>>25340718
LOL
like >>25340743 said: you're in a good position and you are not too ugly, you're better looking than me and I also get hit on A LOT more by guys
maybe you dress poorly, have shitty posture or whatever, but those you can fix; your face is neutral/friendly so whenever you decide to approach someone they will most of the time be open to hear what you have to say
I bet when you see a girl you'd like to talk to you don't do anything or just hesitate for so long she doesn't seem interested anymore, just start taking the initiative

>>25340721
you? maybe
the pics? no

>>25341902
>Also is it obvious from first glance that pic 3 is of me and an ex?

Hell yes, it's obvious. You should get rid of the picture because it makes you look Chinese. You look way better in the pictures where we can see your eyes

>>25341879
Dude, pic one: dog sitting on your dick. Come on, man! get that shit off there

Met a girl off of there and we dated for three months. She came from a Mega Millions rich Indian family with political ties in India. She also recently competed in a miss state competition
Definitely got the taste of a different lifestyle.

One thing she said that has always stuck out.

>Sitting in front seat of loaded 2016 Porsche cayenne.
>talking about rich families and whatnot
>shes mentions cousin got a Maserati for 16th B-Day
>says damn I was born in the wrong family.
>blows my mind cuz I drive $10k ford

>>25334794
>follow this advice and wait 15 minutes
>got unmatched
Not the first time this has happened either.
Seems like the only matches I get unmatch me later or camwhores looking to scam people

>>25341782
She's actually pretty funny

>>25341879
Ah the ol dog lap pic. Yes I guess chicks dig that. Just say what you do

>>25341902
Honestly chap I thinl you might need better pics altogether, at least numbers 1 and 3 because those look horrible

>>25342151
How was the rich girl sex?

>>25342151
Did you smash the pussy tho

>>25342172
This only applies to men hitting on women. Maybe its where you're at?

Bio so far:

I'm like 6'4 but I have the maturity if a 6 year old

Pre-med
Gym
Skate & ski

That any good? short and sweet

>>25342509
It was damn fine
>>25342513
Hell ya I did. Raw dogged everytime.
To be fair my duck was in her mouth within 2 hours of meeting her

>>25342604

Don't put premed, anyone that's a jr. or higher will assume you're a dumbass freshman that will be majoring in history a semester later.

Put something clever like:
BIochem/pre-med, I have committment isues.

>>25339998
thanks for this post my dude. sent it to her and now we are "bonding" over ur intense autism. don't feel too bad about it tho

>>25342904
ur duck? thats weird AF

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>live in city
>get no match
>move to another city for the weekend
>8 matches in 2 days
>most of them don't answer before I go back to city I live in

>>25342986
The algorithm gives you a boost when you're in a new area.

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how do you take such large screen grabs of your tinder profiles? mine are like screen grabs for ants

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>>25342986
>get back to tinder after several months, make profile
>matchless for 2 weeks, contact Tinder assistance because I think nobody can see my profile
>they tell me to be patient
>get annoyed by these useless idiots
>match a bot next day
F-fucking bugs amirite

>>25341597
>>25341659
so are you gonna fuck or what?

>>25343392
Post your profile if you want help, m8

>>25343440
I posted it already and people told me it was mostly fine. I just need to get a picture with me doing some activity but I dont really have that atm, will try to get a good one this summer.
Girls in my area are a bit picky.

>>25343474
Who are you senpai?

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>>25343536
Nobody special. I just, ironically, dont like posting my pictures all that much. But here.

>>25343392
fucking lol

>>25343652
You just need your main pic to show your chest as well m8

>>25333386
You look like a bootleg me

I need to know, who the fuck is getting matches in London and what are your profiles like?

What do I put in order to attract geniune nerdy, weebish, vidya people. Not the "I watch the fotm shit im so nerdy xD" types?

>>25343652
That bio is AWESOME. Tell me if any girl recognizes that...

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Rate

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How long did it take for you to start getting matches? I made mine yesterday and I got one match, then I realized I knew her irl and panicked and unmatched.

>>25344077
You look kinda dorky

>>25343853
I've gotta see this

>>25341065
Well, she did respond to me like 10 hours later. It was a simple "k" which sounds pretty disinterested, but she actually bothered to respond that long after, is weird to me.

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She's stupid and easy but so am I...what do I say next?

>>25344383
if only there was something to relieve yourself except for smoking and drugs...

>>25333894
in italy no one says mamma mia to beautiful women

>>25344378
Well do something about it lad

>>25344074
2 days of likes now and no match yet. I'll keep you posted.

>>25344257
I made my profile. Swipped for ~20 minutes. Slept and woke up with 75 matches over the course of the next few days.

Just talk to her about meeting for a drink and see if she's DTF.

>>25343943
Pls, i want me someone like this without putting anything that sounds too pretentious

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Anything I can do to make this better?

>get a bumble match
>she doesn't say anything
>match expires
>she extends it
>still doesn't say anything

wtf.

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>Match with cutest trap I've ever seen on Tinder
>Don't know how to not come off desperate

pls help


bigblackguyhere

>>25345310
You look like you're doing alright.

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What should i say?

>>25345886
Kek, that's a great opener, desu.
You could start by asking her why the fuck she wears so much of it.

fuck I don't even know how to start a conversation anymore

I'm too far gone

>>25345254
Pic 2 should be your main except it looks like shit. Go outside and lets see your height in that one

>>25345291
Women are stupid

>>25335348
real talk if u were in my town i'd swipe right so hard

t. a pretentious lady

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What should I change?
Viewed guys profiles and find out that I need to make more natural/live photos and make more serious bio.
So

>>25346734
Shave your beard. It doesn't look good enough yet to let it grow.
Also your main pic is nice but it should be a bit further away so chicks can see your chest, the clothes you're wearing, how you look in public, how tall your are, etc. Try to be realistic and show them how you look. Because you do look good.

>>25346923
I don't grow beard specially, but shaved I look worse and I'm not tall
Unfortunately, I don't have much matches

>>25346949
You look honestly much better on the second pic with your friend, where you don't have a beard. Shave it, trust me. Or try a rate thread, they'll tell you the same.

>>25346949
have you asked women if you look worse shaved? by experience, most woman would prefer a shaved look than a bad beard.

>>25346959
I have bristle on second.
I don't remember women or not, but people say to leave facehair

>>25347031
Well shave it anyway, it looks bad on you.

it's been five days since anyone has said anything to me. no one is responding to my messages. i should just delete and give up for a few months right

>>25347055
Just keep on matching, don't be afraid to do stupid shit because you have nothing to lose. Deleting is just going back to square zero, don't be disappointed by lack of replies, just keep trying. Something is better than nothing.

>>25347059
I'm still at square zero.

>>25347064
But you still have the app and you can still keep on trying. Don't give up.
So they don't respond to you, so what? At least you get matches. Try saying other stuff, be more daring. Like who cares, it's just people you'll probably never talk to ever again, you can say whatever you want, nobody cares.

>>25341782
She's cool. You're not.

>>25340881
Her messages are short signalling she has no interest in you

>>25347071
ouch man, i'll tell her you said that. maybe she'll fuck you

>>25341782
you make my brain hurt

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>>25347123
whats up

>>25347129
Wtf what a fucking nerd. Of course you can only have a conversation like that with a girl who looks like that

>>25347129
I am glad you will never reproduce

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>>25347132
huh? a nerd?

>>25347139
Ok now I'm with the poster above you

>>25347142
it's a lot of work transferring tinder convos to my computer and posting them but imagine it was between me and another girl and she asked "dtf?" and I replied "sorry, I'm waiting for marriage"

>>25347154
Why are you even on Tinder?

>>25347158
I normally go on to ask various personal questions and see how much people trust me, it's part of a psychological experiment. I got off the phone with someone last night from craigslist who told me a very intimate secret after just 10 basic questions. I trust myself to not do anything malicious but it's frightening how quickly people reveal things about themselves. Be careful what you say

>>25347172
Oh great you're a fucking weirdo. Nice

>>25347184
you read my messages right? of course im a weirdo. i like to think it's for a higher purpose but obviously these things don't really matter. if it makes you feel better i do hook up with some girls off tinder

>>25347190
No, it doesn't.

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Okay guise, ive been trying to score white puss for a long time, didnt get any sloots. Lots of girls who genuinely interested in talking and actual connection tho...
>help a fag out

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>>25347285
My bio

>>25345254
Lose the dark astronaut pic. No more than 2 pix w/dogs or they'll think you're into beast.

>>25342604
>I have the maturity if a 6 year old

You're willing to act mature if a 6 year old comes along? KYS pedo. And learn words.

I have question to you. Is it worth to make an account on tinder if I want to meet someone just to talk irl or spend time with on something fun? I'm already taken but she is far from me and very energy sucking gal. I need a refreshing relation with someone new in my life. Not for love or sth like that, just for fun.

>>25347347
don't you have friends?

>>25347360
I do, but how I said, Iwant something fresh in my life.

>>25347036
Why?
Use to hide narrow jaw

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Tips? What should be my first pic

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>>25344077
>progressive politics

>>25347129
>short paragraph that says absolutely nothing
>she loves it

Sounds about right

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>>25347395
I'm about to ask the same question about my profile, so take my opinion lightly. I think the picture of you holding the tiger is the best main picture. It's easy to see you and you're smiling, I don't think your main picture should have sunshades. I think the camel picture would be a good 2nd, because that's really cool / rare to be riding a camel. Suits are good for tinder pics, it's just kinda dark in that picture. The order of the rest won't matter too much I don't think.

Can you guys critique my profile ?

>>25347390
You don't have a narrow jaw and your incomplete ugly beard looks much worse.

>>25347395
Your first one is fine as it is imo

>>25347468
Yours looks okay as well

>>25347543
So delete that photo or just move?
Is it ok to set profile photo with friend?

>>25340498
Show dick

>>25340666
Stfu normal attention whore

So ive been talking with this girl for a couple of days now. How do i move to asking her if she wants to hang out?

>>25340687
Post pictures

>>25340718
Go gym or get a gay to sukk u for confidence

>>25340721
Ur grandma has nice car

>>25340881
>licking std infected roastie genitalia

>>25343652
Hot show boipussi

>>25347571
Delete it.
No don't put yourself next to a friend.
Take a new photo.

>>25347599
You ask her if she wants to hang out.

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Do women actually use Tinder and Bumble actively nowadays. I feel like everyone makes a profile and then completely forgets they have a the app installed and never use it.

2 years ago I would get 7-8 matches a week and would be able to actively talk to all of them, get their number and meet up with 1 of them.

Now you match. You either never get a reply back. Or you open on tinder. She replies. You respond and never heard from again.

Or on Bumble nowadays. Get 5-6 matches a week. NEVER have women open. Even after extending and superliking.

>>25347918
I've noticed a decline in use, but I figured that was because I've already swiped literally all the girls in the area.

No one has any suggestions or advice for this profile?:
>>25347468

>>25348477

Definitely a decline. I have better luck standing outside the movie theater and talking up highschool girls waiting for the next show than I do on Tinder nowadays.

Profile looks okay. Decent looking. Look decently jacked. I'd remove 2 photos and add one back with you in a different outfit. Show women you have class and a fashion sense. Every photo looks like you just wear whatever the fuck which is fine for being in the house or hanging out with the guys. But obviously not for women.

Add some witty shit to your bio.

Good to go.

should i have the smart photos thing turned on or not? what does it actually do?

>>25348641
I figure it measure which photo is being looked at when a swipe right occurs and just tells you which one has the most.

Obviously, if you're not getting swipes it doesn't help.

not tinder but okcupid
actually finally ran out of people

feeling really shit right now desu

>>25348589
Thank you for the advice.

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Thoughts

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>>25349207
Heres the bio

>>25349208
personally i'd take out the Al Bundy thing, it makes people think of Ted Bundy. otherwise, very normie bio

>>25347285
Bump, help a yellow fag out ppl

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>almost accidentally right swiped my exgf's sister

>>25332714
So my ex is on tinder. Do I swipe right or left? I don't want to come off as desperate but at the same time I don't want to miss the opportunity of just hooking up for sex.

>>25349944
Swipe right, worst case scenario just say it was an accident

How can I get free tinder??

I don't understand why pick-up lines are still a thing.

>here's my half-assed attempt at being a comedian, btw I'm not really a comedian haha. can we fuck now?

>>25349958
No one responds to 'hi' because it's fucking boring. So people try to be funny in order to be more interesting and hopefully get a response.

>>25347285
You look too nice. You look like a genuinely good person, not a guy to fuck.

Lost my virginity to a trap last night thanks to tinder.
Idk how to feel about this yet.

>>25350574
the girl you asked about turned out to be a trap?

>>25350592

Yeah she said so after i asked her if she wanted to hang out. I decided to meet up anyways, bc i don't meet that much people.

and now here we are.

>>25347918
They aren't as popular as they were, but it's not really an excuse for the things you're saying. You are probably either not as good looking or have as much potential in your age range as youl did two years ago, or your sense of humor isn't in fashion. Idk. certainly a reason for less success, but to go from success to nothing? There's another reason somewhere.

>>25347468
Make 3 your #2, get rid of 2 and 5. Get a better bio, something that would make her laugh. Also put your height in there, along with personality type or zodiac sign or something dumb but can make them feel like they can know and judge you a little bit off of one meaningless word.

Im 6"4 and mixed race but darker than average mixed race what type of girls should i be trying to get on tinder(UK)

listen up this is my best tinder story and my best story full stop
>me 19/m
>match with 8/10, dental assistant, qt w/ obvious daddy kink
>get to talking, hit if off
>decide to meet for drinks
>im semi shy, shes mega shy, kinda snobby, v reserved
>semi awkward date, couple of laughs but nothing special
>we figure it's time to go, decide to go for the kiss
>success
>all of a sudden she has awoken, kisses like an animal
>whispers in my ear "I have the keys to work"
Long story short, we fucked on the floor of the dentist waiting room
>she goes to clean up
>comes back, naked, with a sticker, a lollipop, and a patient review form for me to fill out
>still get a boner every time I go to get a filling

>>25350639
all of them, what do you mean

I feel like when a girl likes black guys its like a thing whereas its just normal to like whte guys

>>25342950
Anon meant dick Daniella

>>25350620
Thank you for the specific advice. I'll move 3 to 2, and I'll put my personality type. Should I put that im a farmer if I'm not really a redneck? Farming is my occupation but i don't hang out with other farmers etc. I'm more of a nerd gamer but I know I shouldn't put that.

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How common are catfish in your area? And are they this bad at English?

>>25350822
I assume those who try to catfish would right swipe on everyone? in that case, they don't exist in my area.

>>25350641
>sticker and lollipop
kek

>>25334794
How much does this apply to "You carry it well" big guys?

>>25344077
Lucky dubs confirms you lucked out and scored the life of a beta.

>>25345310
They're a guy, so talk to them like a guy pal.

>>25349208
Think chicks will actually get the cubensis and san pedro reference?

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>>25340881
>I can basically fidget spinner the pussy

>>25350436
Fuck me... any tip on how to be a bad boi? I mean, those are my best pics... so idk what to do lmao

>>25349617
I'd super like her

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>>25344074
Funny update:
>match with cute american girl
>she messages first and ask if I'm a transvestite
>we chat up about RHPS and then she apologise because she's getting in a plane in 8 hours and is just on Tinder out of boredom
>chat her up, we tease each other
>turns out we are just half an hour away
>walk there
>on my way there her uncle woke up and she only manages to get 10 minutes outside for "a walk"
>make out and feel up her slender and perky body for 15 in some dark street corner
>walk home with blue balls so big you can hear them scratching the pavement
I would have fucked her brains out right there and then in the street if it wasnt for the cockblocking uncle

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Got 5 matches in 3 months pls help. Says in my bio that im 6'2 and a med student

>>25353376
It would help to have your main pic a little brighter so that it'd be easier to see your face

>>25334106
This. If they dont respond within a day i just ask if more straight forward shit which actually helps at times. Had a convo going nowhere and then i asked if she ever had a 9 inch dick before and then we met and fucked

>>25353377
Any other tips? Literally getting zero matches per week and im swiping right on almost everyone. Am i really that ugly?

>>25339998
That's a man, his name is Daniel.

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I literally just use this (with the line added at the bottom from this thread) and get like 2 or 3 matches with a minimum of 7/10 everytime I swipe till I hit the 12 hours limit, and it usually ends with either hookups or shitty relationships that last longer than I'd like. So any tips are fine

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I get a few matches but I'm not doing too great. But I can always get a phone number if I meet them in person.

>>25353376
Show us your face you dummkopf. Ich hab kein idee wie du aussiehst

>>25353486
You're cute. Show us hour chest buddy

>>25353543
How about for starters charge your phone you irresponsible asshole. Also your main pic sucks

Help me to improve my Tinder game, guys. I'm getting very little matches recently.
Conversations are rarely going well, most of them are boring and at least one of us loses interest.
Being a somehow shy introvert doesn't help during meeting irl. Most of girls doesn't want to stay in touch because we don't have much in common, I guess.
It seems mostly unnatractive, fat chicks are digging me hard.
I have a nice body and a very average dick so I can't play with a big dick card.
I'm down to meet a new gf material, but also to fuck some bitches.
Give me some advices, pls.

>>25353394
You are looking good, bro, also being a med student should help. I don't know what could be the problem here.

>>25353604
Do you not see the lightening bolt? It is charging.

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>>25353615
Forgot the pic.

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>>25353618
I don't really have other pics I could put on Tinder. Is this one better?

>>25332714
How do I include my hobbies and taste of music in the bio ?

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>>25353598
I don't really have a chest pic that isn't a straight up nude but this is the closest there is to what I have otherwise

are there ever any grills in these threads?

>>25353595
Theres a face pic in the bottom right

>>25353618
Remove the memes

>>25353486
Your first 2 pics suck, and the second part of your bio would make me swipe left instantly regardless.
This one is good >>25353714

>>25353714
Just take a new one then nerd

>>25353676
Shortly.

>>25353777
With other people? Yeah good job buddy, I have no idea who you are. Anyway a good clear happy shot of your face should be your main one, not a pseudo bullshitty artsy one where I can't even see your face

>>25353618
Your profile sucks. Shitty pics, no friends, stupid memes. You look like a creep. Try to look happy and hang out with friends in your pics

>>25353664
Take new pics because that one is horrible

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I only really want to match the best so it's important I get this dead on... I think my photos are extremely poverty but none of my friends are Instagram types, they'd find it weird to take like 20 pics of me in public. I can't find any way to get good pics...

>>25353618
I literally don't know what goes through people's heads when they decide putting meme pics on their profile is a good idea.

Obviously it goes without saying that you should remove them IMMEDIATELY.

Have you tried contact lenses?

>>25349207
>>25349208
People aren't aware of Married With Children in 2017, they are going to think you mean Ted Bundy LOL. Also that looks like drug references at the bottom, obviously take out drug references unless you only want drug users.

I'd crop your main pic down a bit, lot of empty space on the right. If you cropped it you'd pop up bigger and it'd be much better.

>>25353961
>>25353781
>>25353988
Personally I like it when a girl has memes as some of their pictures, that means she at least has some sense of humor. I just wanted to attract these girls.

>>25354008
Oh I get your logic... My advice is to stop looking for the love of your life on Tinder lmao. If you want personality don't use an app that focuses 90% on the physical.

Women who have memes up on Tinder are always unattractive and almost always Asian. They put them as their profile picture usually, don't know why. And usually not memes but inspirational quotes etc.

OKCupid would likely be better suited for you, but even moreso would be to meet women through friends, work etc.

>>25353956
Wtf are you even talking about? Im the only male in the pic. Its quite obvious who I am. Might change my profile pic though. Thanks

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>>25354037
But there ARE some interesting girls on Tinder. The fact is most of them is unnatractive though. I just hope one of many I'll meet will be a pretty one. Also, Tinder may be mostly a hook up app in USA but I feel like it's not the same case in my country. I don't know if OkCupid works in Poland. I also don't have many friends.

What do you think about my profile now anyway?

>>25354064
It's good, I'd remove the very last shot because I take one look at that and think it's a girlfriend. People might assume it's your ex. Also the hotness of women you are pictured with tends to affect the ones who match you it seems.

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I have no clue how I'm not matching more girls.

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>>25354138
Thx, how about now?

>>25354149
First pic alone I can tell it's because you come off as too serous. Get a picture of you smiling.

And from the little bit I can see of your bio,don't brag about who you are and just leave it to something simple like your taste in humor or a "Crazy" comment such as "One day a guy knocked at my door and it scared the shit out of me. Turns out it was my dealer Walter White"

>>25354149
You just look very shallow. Are you aware how many other shirtless guys there is on Tinder? Girls are tired with it.

>>25354149
>>25354170
From the shadow it looks like you´ve got some gyno going on

>>25354155
Yeah cool but why did you remove the side-on selfie? Your jawline is pretty decent so it was a good shot I thought. Your third pic is better than your new first. Delete your new first, put your side profile shot back up instead.

Then again you don't need to fill every image slot...

>>25354149
You look a bit unhygienic and kind of matured, what age range are you targeting?

Pics 2 is your best I think. Could trial 4 as well. Would just delete 6 it looks way too dirty.

>>25354045
Never have your main pic be you plus other people. Always only you.

>>25354149
Your main pic looks horrible

>>25354361
Because?