Straight male anon here. Looking for someone to snapchat dirty

>>25316437
"Straight" idk.. what if you have an ugly dick

And what if you have beef curtains for days?

What a rude, superficial, and generally stupid thing to say. So thats a nope on you.

>>25316579
Haha you took that shit too seriously

Haha, your jokes are lame.

Btw you never got back to me on those beef curtains. So now I'm curious if you have problems running. Or if you model for Arby's occasionally.

Either way. I guess it doesn't really matter. What's a little disgusting between lovers? We can live a long happy life together. Me with my burn victim naughty bits, you with your flapping flaps. We can work on our standup routine. Retire early. And in our old age we can go on cruises.

And towards the end of our days, as we stare lovingly at each other, I'll kick you overboard and laugh.

Unrelated, are you allergic to sharks by chance?

>>25316437
Sad!

>>25316641
Not really. I see a lot of people here doing the same thing. It's not like I just approach people with nudes. Just looking for mildy clean bs with someone cool. All that other stuff is a possibility. But not until theres a mutual thing.

Right about now I kinda lost my nerve. Probably better off irl anyway, but felt like giving it a jab.

Wait.

Is that you mom? You wanted grand kids so let me do my thing. Fuck.

Oh, and Dad wants a divorce.