IDEAL MATE THREAD Post about yourself and how your ideal partner

A nice Armenian girl

make dinner make sucky sucky no talk to much
do my laundry swallow everything

Here's what i want in a girl:

>Super kind, tries to be nice to everyone
>Doesn't swear and doesn't like it when i do
>Any body type because i don't care
>Doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs
>Neet but trying to get somewhere
>Shut in as fuck
>Not really kinky
>Extremely nerdy, plays video games and watches stuff a lot
>No friends, or not many
>Aspergic like me
>High libido
>Super affectionate
>Lives in England

Me:

>A 24 year old white guy in England
>Basically everything i listed in the girl section
>Tall but big

How screwed am i?

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>tfw no european dependant personality disorder gf

I usually like to just lurk here.

like bearded chubby guy ? u r a girl ? well, kik me, let's talk

gbfgox

What I want in a Girl:

>Kind, Charismatic
>Somewhat confident
>Talented in some way - singers, musicians, actresses, artists, photographers are very appealing to me
>Must love music
>Interested in attending artsy events
>Philosophical, Well-Read, Knowledgeable about Current Events and Politics
>Swears a lot but knows how to avoid it in the wrong company
>Pretty Kinky and willing to try new things (ideally a switch)
>High Libido
>Aligns either with the "sun" aesthetic (bright clothes, bubbly personality, smiling) or the "moon" aesthetic (dark clothes, goth/emo, darker interests). Or someone able to pull off both (I know a couple of girls like this)
>Nostalgic for the 90s

Don't care about height, hair color, eye color, drug use - etc...


Me:
>24 year old white guy USA
>5'8", average weight
>Long brown hair, glasses, occasional contacts, scruffy stubbly facial hair, blue/green eyes
>Professional musician and occasionally do other artsy things
>No college degree (for many reasons)
>Vinyl and vintage camera collector
>Loves music and going to all different sorts of concerts (seriously, I could see a symphony one day and a rap concert the next).
>Kinky switch (mostly sub) with high sex drive
>I don't swim, drink energy drinks, drink alcohol, do drugs, or smoke - but I hang out with people that do.
>Capricorn (if that means anything to you)

Kik guynoir93

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ideal guy:
>in college pref. STEM, academically strong
>18-21
>likes reading
>tall, slim
>a good dancer
>a cute smile
>good fashion sense
>has played an instrument/can read music
>has his own friends
>isn't clingy
>doesn't get angry easily
>video games
>anime
>doesn't smoke
>rarely does drugs
>soft, clear skin
>cats>dogs
>can raise a plant without killing it

me:
>f,18, on 4ch

>ideal person
>male probably
>has at least a tiny interest in dressing nicely
>lives in my town
>a lil clingy but doesn't literally guilt me into being with him
>doesn't embarrass me constantly
>at least my height
>cute smile
>maybe shares some interests
>NOT a car guy
>drugs are ok but like not as a habit and no hard shit
>wants a relationship where we take care of eachother instead of me momming him
>has his shit together or is trying
>We Get eachother to some extent

Me, the bridge troll
>too tall
>enjoys food a bit too much but somehow not fat
>plays guitar on those rare days of mental clarity
>always has a headache, can't handle stress
>did not really enjoy zootopia
>mostly just comes up with bad jokes and whines
>has not watched that movie you like and doesn't rly want to
>lonely and alone because I'm a piece of shit with disproportionately high standards
JUST

>>25313145
I'm some of those, kik animekeepsmegoing or Discord Walpurgis Nacht #5499 if you wanna talk more.

>>25313203
I kind of did the thing just for fun as a true "ideal". would be interesting if someone was all of the above but I'm not really looking to talk or date online. sorry!

>>25313191
how tall are you? where do you live? otherwise, this is me.

>>25313222
Only replying because trips but 5ft9 and on the off chance u live in northern california lmk

>>25313244
I'm 6' but I live in new york so tell me about your willingness to move

>>25313254
I'll move right the fuck now if we can go to that interpol show in September :^)

>>25313262
done, i'll even buy your ticket

>>25313145
I am 90% of those, location?

me
>dude
>22
>new york
>fairly introverted but i can clean up and function if i really try
>love the vidya games
>multi-instrument musician (guitar, drums, piano)
>6'
>college grad
>financially secure
>have own new car

her
>around my age
>reasonably close to me location-wise would be great
>around my height
>cute
>puts up with my bullshit
>optimistic attitude, open-minded
>loyal, willing to fight for our relationship

>>25313292
Too good/far to be true :/

>>25313319
i'm real, the only caveat is that i'm kinda chubby, i'm like 210. gonna start working out soon though.

>>25313292
forgot to post contact, skype is mrfritzer, discord is uberfritz#6604

>>25313327
Chubby is a cute magnifier desu!

>>25313441
refer to >>25313422 then ;)

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skype
live:thepropanedoctor

kik
pr0pane

skype is preferred but either one is fine by me

>>25313145
Everything except physical appearance, clingy, and STEM.

You seem like a normie though,

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>>25311457
me
>21, 6', SoCal, Muscular, Passionate
>Composer/Filmmaker
>manic depressive retard
>just a retard in general
>monster schlong

her
>Manic Pixie Dream Girl
>only exists to save me from my depressed brooding cynicism
>receives an unfathomable amount of male attention but always is alone and is looking out the nearest window pensively
>fall in love with my projection of them without even knowing them
>actually a completely mundane person I only think is special because they have a vagina
>oversized headphones that seem to be playing some indie band that isn't popular enough to be played on the radio but every faggy hipster seems to worship

what the fuck is wrong with me

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Me:
>Male
>21
>Georgia
>easy going, happy but usually reserved (socially and emotionally, until getting to know someone)
>alone time consists of drawing, video games, reading, studying
>time with friends consists of skateboarding, soccer, and hanging out at different places
>can be flirty but i'm a bigger sucker for sappy stuff like cuddling and developing actual chemistry
>tall, with average build (kinda lanky but I'm getting /fit/)
>dog person, but feel like having a cat around is nice too
>does not own a fidget spinner

Ideal boy/girl/whatever the fuck
>sweet and nurturing, but willing to call me out on bullshit
>can take a compliment
>cuddles like it's their first time, every time
>takes care of themselves, or at least seem to try (don't necessarily have to be fully independent)
>has something they can talk my head off about at any given moment
>has an honest-to-god meme folder
>has some weird ass interests

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I am:
>23 year old male,
>UK, Scotland
>Doing Acting in college, about to graduate and move to uni
>Eastern European with a Russian-American accent and a confusing origin
>Energetic and enthusiastic personality
>Love long discussions about philosophy, life, politics, art, literature, psychology... Nearly everything really
>Can be clingy but if asked will keep my distance
>Fave films: Pulp Fiction, Cloud Atlas, Amelie, Terminator 2, Fifth Element, The Scent of a Woman, Full Metal Jacket, Forrest Gump, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Big Lebowski, Afro Samurai, Lion King
>Fave Music: Gorillaz, Susumu Hirasawa, Queen, The Prodigy, Jazz Addixx, Carpenter Brut, J.G. Thirlwell, RZA (specifically his work on Afro Samurai)
>Hobbies include watching films, listening to music, reading books, novels & news stories, pen & paper roleplay, some video games, surfing the web, being lazy
>living a bit ascetically, paying rent for one room in a family household, trying to save money for the future & in case of emergencies
>very determined for my future, odds be damned, but that means there will be sacrifices and I won't allow anyone to get in my way of my career and passion for acting, no idea how long it will take to get there though
>I try to be open minded and polite to everyone, or at least make everyone feel like they're my friend, even if I don't really like them
>I love making bad jokes, I mean really bad jokes, we're talking innuendos and dick jokes

I'm looking for:
>a nice local girl around my age or younger
>would be great if she was clever, or at least open minded as well
>we don't have to have identical interests, just try and connect with each other
>she's okay with my sense of humor
>submissive
>would be nice if she was cute too

My skype is: g1ebguy
My discord is: Gleb#7243
Kik: GlebGuy

Self:
>19 man
>tall
>kind of slim but with a mild pigeon chest
>ambivert, sociability depends on how comfortable I feel
>studying music
>exercise often but not yet /fit/
>believe myself to be very self aware and stable
>try to be kind and friendly as often as I can

Woman:
>tall
>no younger than me
>clever/thoughtful
>caring
>likes wearing long skirts

The trouble with this is that what I think I want is a woman with the same personality and thoughts as myself. Obviously, in reality that doesn't happen, so I'm not really sure what I want in a partner. All I've got is the feeling that I'll know it when I see it.

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Her:
>18-25
>light hair and/or light eyes
>no tattoos
>white
>straight
>extroverted or talktative, but antisocial
>very weird
>cynical and judging
>pretentious
>doesn't do drugs
>clingy
>heart filled with hate
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred

Me:
>23
>very long, light brown hair
>white
>introverted
>picky
>monk-like
>traditional
>read and listen to music all the time
>have a career

skype/email: [email protected]
kik: MorthVargr

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Me:
>18, male, US (pic is me)
>cynical, dark sense of humor
>good at making people laugh
>make music, show everyone my soundcloud to the point where it's embarrassing
>into science fiction
>people tell me I'm intelligent and I hate it
>huge fan of SNES games and RPGs
>doodles shitty pokemon-looking monsters that people seem to really like; here's something I did the other day

Her:
>around my age or just a little older
>cute fashion sense
>likes to read and write
>slightly cutesy but not to an obnoxious extent
>also a cynic with a dark sense of humor
>affectionate and passionate, not emotionally cold
>glasses are a plus
>also into vidya
>has suffered enough to know what suffering is

Discord is zephyr#0392

Him

> 24-34
> Smart, curious
> Well-read, enjoys talking about ideas and futile shit
> Into politics, aware of current events, argumentative
> Witty, sarcastic, with a dark-ish sense of humour
> A bit of a homebody but still willing to go out for a beer, a concert, or to travel and hike with me
> Goofy and clumsy as hell
> Supportive
> Takes shit days with humour
> Motivated, positive, hardworking
> Good man, kindhearted
> Good at communicating with me when he's unhappy with something
> Honest
> Independent
> With his shit together
> Healthy physically and mentally
> Cute smile

>>25314300
Pls b a qt gril, that's mostly me

>>25314300
I fit most of this but
>Into politics, aware of current events
What are your views?

>>25314300
I'm all of this except motivated and I drive a shit car
Also only 5'10"
Her
>Smart
>Has her own hobbies / passions
>I'm open to political views as long as she can keep an open mind and agree disagreeably
>Supportive
>Doesn't nag
>Can communicate wants and needs directly instead of passive aggress or just expecting me to be a mind reader
>Blonde /red hair
>Blue / green eyes
>5'6" +/- 3
>Skinny / althetic
Nightmare mode
>Likes to play coop Vidya with me
>High libedo

>>25314305
I'm not so sure about being a qt, but I'm a girl.

>>25314311
The political compass said I'm rather centre-right on the economic scale and very libertarian on the social one.

>>25314332
>only 5'10"
>only

That's kinda average, tho. Why "only"?

>>25314300
Maybe something about yourself instead of just throwing out requirements

>>25314361
>That's kinda average, tho. Why "only"?
Because/fit/ has me convinced that no grill will ever like a guy who isn't
>At least six foot
>Makes 100k or more
>8x6 dong

>>25314367
>throwing out requirements
Kek. As if I felt entitled to have a man with those qualities and I was submitting my official request for a boyfriend.

What do you want to know?

>>25314379
I don't particularly care about any of those things.
If anything, I don't know how I'd take a dick like that.

>>25314386
Age and location? Hobbies (other than traveling)? Do
>Healthy physically and mentally
and some other things you've listed also apply to you?

>>25314361
>The political compass said I'm rather centre-right on the economic scale and very libertarian on the social one.
10/10
If you're fine with living at the other end of the world and just being friends, let me know what you use to talk

>>25314386
PL b Minneapolis

>>25314402
>Age and location?
25. European.

>Hobbies (other than traveling)?
Running, hiking, sailing, reading, cooking, correcting people in newspaper and youtube videos comment sections.

>Do healthy physically and mentally and some other things you've listed also apply to you?
Physically partially (as in "I have some minor health issues", not as in "I'm so obese I can't see my feet while standing"), mentally yes.
I'm not a good man for sure. I'm not too goofy. I'm not as hardworking and motivated as I'd like to be. When I am on my period I get unreasonably bitchy and emotional, and I don't communicate about it. I'm not extremely and fiercely independent.

>>25314413
I'd love to. I mainly use kik, but I was planning to make a skype account at some point. Haven't had one since high school.

>>25314440
krs_meh is my kik if you want to try a chit chat

>>25314440
Oh, I'm from Europe too. The rest fits well too. My kik is r.l.stevenson

Her :

>Is and actively tries to be kind
>Doesn't do drugs or smoke
>Body type I don't really care
>Likes reading
>Ideally, likes anime/vidya/tabletop games
>doesn't get angry easlily
>prefer to care rather than not
>Wishes are to be happy rather than achieving great things
>is educated/in education
>glasses and not too slim are a plus

Me :

>Try my hardest to be a good person
>rather fit, though have let myself go
>writes a lot in hope of being a novelist
>will support through mostly anything
>wants to be happy together with other people
>never fails someone at their lowest
>very patient
>doesn't smoke or do drugs and never was drunk
>rather lazy at times
>French

Me:
>24/m/Washington DC
>Irish/italian/Jew mix
>5'10 155 lbs skinnyfat, glasses and slightly long hair (still above shoulder)
>Have masters in engineering and work as a software engineer for satellite communication systems
>Slightly autistic (officially diagnosed with nonverbal learning disorder which is above assburgers on the spectrum)
>played piano from a young age though now out of practice but I like screwing with synthesizers and trying to cover vidya music
> favorite vidya are jrpgs, pokemon, metroidvania and roguelikes
>Like hiking and outdoors stuff but haven't done much since I started my job and want to do more
>screw with Linux a lot though I'm too lazy to code things on my spare time
>listen to synthwave, vaporwave, vidya osts, prog rock, some underground hip hop, other shit I forgot
>some fetishes (soft femdom but not all the time and not outside the bedroom)
Her:
>Around my age or a little older
>open to many body types and races, like chubby girls
> interested in vidya, music, tech and/or and nature
>slightly introverted, knows we both need alone time sometimes
>lives nearby
>into some kinky sexual things but nothing extreme and no cuck/cheating shit

Kik is wave.existence

>>25314440
>>25314305
Here, if you feel like talking, I'm 25/m/US. Kik is DontStepOnSnake

Me:
>20/m/Southern Nevada
>German/Dutch w/ a little Irish/French/Scandie
>6'3 170lbs, relatively short hair cut, shaven
>working towards Mehcanical Engineering and Mathematics degree
>slightly introverted, still capable of socializing and try to get out of the house tho
>trying to play less vidya lately, but mainly play strategy/free to play stuff
>learning guitar atm
>big classic rock/alternative/hair metal fan (basically all kinds of rock from 60's-00's, listen to some new indie too)
>pretty cynical, w/ a dark sense of humour (trying to lighten up though for mental health reasons)
>in to politics, nationalist libertarian/constitutionalist
>wardrobe consists of dad hats, band shirts, and shorts/pants
>I've held onto my v card so don't expect much on that front

Her:
>please don't be left wing
>would prefer a taller gf
>slimmer, I'm not really into bigger girls
>not super clingy
>younger/around my age
>white/asian

>>25313277
Midwest/East US what's the 10%?
>>25313548
That seems like a lot of things you're not lol

>>25314440

>I'm not a good man
>man

>>25315017
I'm not slim or into dancing. Things that can be fixed pretty easily. But I live in Texas, so too far away.

>>25314440
Which time zone are you in? I'm interested in chatting on Kik

>>25315255
why can't you be 18 so i can talk to you instead of reporting you

Her:
>any race
>chubby is cute
>assertive and even a little aggressive but not mean or condescending
>into femdom
>20-30 preferably on the older side
>not into drugs or heavy drinking
>okay with going out but not into partying
>like video games
>likes anime
>likes art movies but isnt a snob

Me:
>fairly reserved
>skinny and a little short( 5' 7 or 8"ish)
>around 120lbs
>pretty submissive
>has a job and goes to college for CS
>very into videogames and movies
>like anime but not very /a/ at all
>is a good boy

Kik: memyself345

Even if you dont entirely fit the description message me if you want to talk, i dont have a lot of hard requirements in a girl.

>>25315255
r-r-reported

>>25315255
is this a trap?

>>25315013
Kik? I'm interested in engineering and I'd love to talk you

>>25314440
Lol you slipped up Mr gayboi. All good tho

>>25314440
>>25315321
Also maybe you're trans, thats fine, anyway when you make a skype post it. I'm curious about you anyway

Honestly, I'm not picky, my girl just needs to:
>Look half decent
>Not clingy
>Be willing to do stupid shit with me on a whim

Me:
>M/19

>>25315034
>>25315325
>>25315321
I was actually implying that I'm not a good man because I am not a man... But whatever.

>>25315128
The one where it is 3 AM right now.

My Kik is Slapadabass2.
I like writing, anime, playing music, movies, camping, and hiking. Im a very spiritual person. Im bisexual, and 20 years old.

Me:
>female
>US
>5'- 5'1
>not skinny, not fat average but with more curves
>interested in anything science especially biochem
>dark/cynical/offensive sense of humor
>introverted I don't like loud/obnoxious anything
>beef jerky is delicious
Him
>not a basement dwelling neet
>average height is ok but I'm sorry tall guys are great
>can take jokes and have a conversation
>not too left winged not too right winged
>motivated, ambitious and smart

>>25315492
Hey I'm 6 3 live in the Northeast and I have a very dark sense of humor.

>>25313145
I'm all of it except STEM and a dancer.
My kik is pielover545

>>25315506
Sounds awesome have a kik?

>>25315519
Yes klypto928

>>25315492
Im those things.

>>25315471
I was being silly.

>>25315492
Age? I'm an engineer (post educated), pilot, and highly self motivated. Also love me some jerky and a good joke. I dont have kik (and have personal convictions against using it) but do have discord a,d skype, if you have either?

>>25315547
18 and yeah whats your skype? I'd leave mine but I'd rather not get bombarded ya know

>>25315571
Ill leave a trash skype I just made and will add you on my actual one from there. Its: gus.backer1

Logged in now

>>25314300
Molly?

>>25314332
Was pretty interesting until you put "doesn't nag". Usually people who say dumb shit like that are very vague about what nagging is, and if you express yourself or have to say something to remind them then they flip out.

>>25315295
I don't use kik but my snapchat is tannerswims.

>>25313594
Kik?

>What I want
Shortish
Chubby
Nerd
Dom/domme
Likes Cuddles
>me
White
22
Male
Skinny
Sc:risusakarusu98

>Brown
>Short
>A little thick
>Stoner
>Well read
>loves music and movies
>A little outspoken but not obnoxious
>Believes in a higher power but isn't religious
>wants to have kids some day
>Affectionate/ cuddley
>Is a little crazy but manages it well enough
>Doesn't get all emotional about politics (because I just can't give a fuck anymore
>Is generally laid back

But that's ideal, compromise isn't impossible for me

24/m/us

Ill give contact if someone bothers to ask

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Me
>nerdy chick
>likes games
>emo hair
>affectionate

Her
>gay or bi
>doesnt smoke or do drugs
>fun to bounce random facts back and forth with

Kik: PinkCerealz

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Me
>18
>female
>usa
>4'10.5", skinny
>mildly depressed
>lacking hobbies
>netflix + sleep all day
>likes music, podcasts, sports, being cozy

Them
>22~+
>not shorter than me plz
>male/female
>usa/canada
>caring, wise, empathetic, funny
>doing something w/ their life even if it's slowly

that's just the minimal stuff i can think of now
skype: [email protected]

>>25317031
I don't have skype, what's your location?

Me:
>23/M/Upper Central US
>Biochem Student
>Average body/workout 4 days a week. 6’2”
>Golden medium length hair
>In-between masc and fem
>Work in a cancer research lab
>Live on my own
>Doing grad work soon
>Like to lift, especially lower body
>Like to play vidya to destress (OW, League, DotA, DS)
>Enjoys shitposting and bantering throughout the day
>Very romantic and monogamous
>Love to cuddle
>Very sexually submissive

Him:
>Lives in US or will eventually
>Bearish/Stocky.
>Masculine but isn’t a dick
>Emotionally aware and supportive.
>Reliable as a person.
>Decently outgoing socially. Likes constant conversation and banter over alone time.
>Sexually and Socially dom
>Loyal, Romantic, Affectionate, and Monogamous
>Likes to play vidya as well or wouldn’t mind getting into a few casual games just for couples time
>Clingy and Possessive. Fairly attractive trait
>Wouldn’t mind lifting together eventually, would like for me to cook him dinners while he’s bulking


Kik: kekandace
Ask for skype if necessary

>>25313596
Wow. I'm your ideal mate. Feelsgoodman. Too bad I'm not gay/a girl yet.

>>25315471
M/25 in same timezone, my kik is socdk if you feel like talking.

Me:

>25/m
>Kind of low key effeminate looking, especially when I shave
>Probably suffer from depression, never had anything diagnosed so there's never been an official label
>Always trying to self improve, at the gym regularly again
>Passionate about Pro-Wrestling, games, music, movies
>420 friendly, don't smoke it regularly any more
>Very comfortable with myself sexually, high sex drive
>I travel to the US quite regularly

You:
>Female
>Body type I have no preference for, if someone's attractive to me, it's usually every aspect of them that culminates
>Don't have to share the same interests as me, but respect them like I'd respect yours
>Likes to talk about meaningless shit, also can say things that challenge me and make me think more
>Can be inspiring and encouraging
>Also sexually comfortable with who they are and what they like

I don't know if I sold myself pretty well there. But if there's any interest I'll post some contact.

>>25314662
I fit your criteria for the most part, only I'm not very into games, anime or tabletop games. I do like to read and the interests aren't ones I'd find boring.

I'm from the UK. Contact details?

>>25314662
I don't like the "are you me ?" meme but every single line you wrote is one of the things that caracterize me. Et en plus moi aussi je suis français.

Me:

>21/m
>Well built and 6'2" but chubby
>Sperg, inquisitive but usually confused
>Have a job being a pirate, it's arrrrduous
>Play a lot of vidya, ttrpgs (Mobas and metroidvanias for the former, anything that friends play for the latter.)
>Broad sense of humor
>Cuddling is life, subby tendencies
>Depression, in therapy for it

Her:

>Around the same age
>Height and body type not really important, shorter is good but it's not hard to be shorter than 6'2"
>Likes to cuddle
>Into dom/gentle femdom
>Energetic and humorous
>Plays games too, bonus points if around the same skill level
>Sensitive, understanding

I don't know what else to say, to be honest. I don't wanna give out contact info right away, though

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Me
> Girl (girl)
> 5'5 ish, 110lbs, pearish
> Centre-left
> 23 soon, almost done UG but taking a year off to work and pay off student loans
> Starting to read again after many years of inactivity
> Really like to travel
> Learning how to draw bc I might want to become an architect
> Really like music, playing and listening
> Quite introverted; I get annoyed by being with close friends after 3 hours...
> Not too talkative unless I know you well and become 80% comfortable with you
> Quite sensitive but I know how to think rationally and take criticism
> Honest
> Empathtic and great at listening you

Him
> Boy (boy)
> Ideally 23 +/- 1, but compatibility transcrends age
> Centre (left)
> Preferrably not a STEM student
> Likes similar music I do
> Must enjoy travelling
> Artsy boys get 10 brownie points
> Honest, empathetic, hardworking
> Relatively cute. Curly brown hair would be ideal but not a deal breaker
> Tall(er) is nice, like 5'10 - 6'3 but again, compatibility > height
> Slim to fit (sorry, not into chubs)
> Passionate about something. Talk my ear off

>>25318201
contact info?

>>25317031

I sent you a skype request, rarely use it though but i have it on my phone. ~

>>25312502
I honestly couldn't stand such a person. It's nice for your ego for a month, but then it will get annoying af

>>25318201
kik: orannis
:)

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Me
>21/F
>5’5”, chubby, like 160-70lbs, redbone
>Just graduated college with a visual art degree
>Crippling self doubt
>Works with children
>Smokes pot, doesn’t drink often
>Can’t drive
>Good listener
>Loves food, like a lot.
>Pretty funny
>Good cook
>Likes anime and video games
>Hella needy and gets mad over stupid shit

You:
>Older than me/M
>5’10” and above, weight doesn’t matter. Tall guys are nice but if you’re shorter it’s nbd.
>Doing anything, job, school, whatever
>Can deal with crippling self doubt
>Either smokes or doesn’t mind it
>Having a car is a major fucking bonus
>Can cook with me
>Dependable
>funny
>Decent relationship with family
>Will play video games with me
>Gives cute compliments, but also teases me
>Has good hygiene

kik: peach_crepes

I don't know why I'm doing this but here I am

Me:
>22yo, male, Italy
>5'10", neither fat or muscled
>Biotechnology student
>Hobbies&interests: science, history, nature, hiking, films, vidya, tabletop games, and other stuff
>I like to talk and to listen, but sometines I struggle to make a converstion about stuff I don't know well
>I'm often ironic, maybe cynical, but only for who digs deep enough I'm a very sweet and caring guy
>I'm supposed to be an INTP if anyone cares

Her:
>Around my age, (19-23 I guess) too old or too young would be weird, mostly for the different mentality
>I don't really care about height, but extremely tall girls make me feel weird
>Body isn't the most important thing too, just be healthy and neither too fat or too skinny
>Bonus points for blue/light eyes, I just love them
>I don't want a copy of myself, but at least one common ground to start a conversation is needed
>Sweet, a little clingy but not too much, spontaneous and not too much optimistic, if she is going to smile I want to have earned it

I'm a mess at writing, but I'm going to post it anywhere, if you want a contact reply to this

>>25318272
Can confirm. Met a girl and we broke in one month. She was crazy.

>>25311462
Cute Armenian boy
Kik or skype
Sexe_norme

Me
> ima snek

You
> you snek but femael

>>25318201
Commissariat is my Kik. I'm mostly matching on your wants. But you know never hurts to try.

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me
>23
>5'10''
>cute boy
>enjoys illustration, language, music and persona
>going to school, working

you
>girl with girly hobbies
>has fashion sense, pale, thin
>reads oftenish
>submissive

>>25318201
6ft
Musician
Curly brown hair
Kik- Sarmvile

>>25313145
>19
>6'4
>skinny/muscular
>majoring in comp sci minoring in math and philo
I fit everything except that I like dogs better than cats and I don't like anime. This is actually my first time ever on soc but I've been going on lit for years.

Me:
>22/F/US
>plain dress sense, can't into make-up
>currently chubby but losing weight
>extremely introverted, place a high value on privacy and personal time (very open around a partner, however)
>can be critical/biting, show affection through bullying
>prone to bouts of depression
>former NEET in recovery
>empathetic, forgiving, open to reason and critique, occasionally funny, can make you things
>interests include animation, film, comics, /out/, natural history, lit, drawing/painting, crafts, diy

Him:
>20-25 preferable/US preferable
>5'6"+, any build is OK as long as he is reasonably healthy, white is ideal
>empathetic, affectionate, sincere, loyal
>loves animals and enjoys being /out/
>extremely introverted
>not into casual sex, wants a family in the future
>romantic (not the sort that showers his gf in rhinestones and sappy poems for Valentine's Day, but the sort that believes in love and making relationships work)
>likes banter or can put up with a little tsun tsun
>sexually vanilla and OK with being big spoon and little spoon

Bonus:
>interested in travelling
>has pet(s)
>not a huge memester
>+5 pts per common interest

OK 4chan find me a bf
[email protected]

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Me
>26/M/SoCal
>5'9"
>Brown
>Deep voice
>Average but improving build, go to the gym a lot
>no drugs, only drink socially and not to excess
>introverted but very talkative and attentive when I get to know someone
>college graduate, work full-time in sales, career-oriented
>center-right but accepting of opposing views and lifestyles
>love my homebody hobbies (vidya/reading/movies/shows) but like going out on the town if I'm with someone
>listen to music like The Smiths and Siouxie and the Banshees all the time, rock in general and old pop
>like animu
>not interested in simply fooling around, looking for a relationship
>tend to be a dom with my partner, but I'm malleable I just like pleasing.
>want to own a cat one day

Her:
>female 18-30, any race is fine
>preferably local or at least west coast US
>no drugs, drinking is okay but not excessive
>Kind, loves to joke around and isn't easily offended or put off
>from petite to average build preferred, I care more about a cute face
>shorter is nicer but not necessary
>enjoys the nerdy hobbies listed above (bonus points for cinephiles and classic vidya fans), or is at least open to learn about them (I'm open to learn about and trying your interests too).
>monogamous, attentive
>good attitude and humorous, but it's okay if you have depressive tendencies or other issues
>communicative, willing to talk things out in the open rather than let it simmer if there's a problem
>can be as liberal/conservative/religious/etc as you want, as long as you can accept that I won't always agree with you without taking it personally
>sexuality can be whatever pace you're comfortable with, it's not my first priority
>quirkiness is great, indoorsy is fine
>thinks memes are funny
>would also like to own a cat one day

I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff and will kick myself later. Contact:

Discord: Ezra#6433
Kik: Ezra6433

I have a so-so photo of myself for my Kik profile pic if interested, but I prefer talking on Discord.

Ideal bf or gf:
>has initiation abilities so he can start the hugs and conversation's as I don't wanna be an inconvenience or interrupter
>can gib the head pats and hugs
>avid conesuer of the fine art of anime and manga
>isn't skinhead or normalfag lad tier, obese or prone for much body hair
>feels able to clear any grievances or constructive criticism they may have for me
>has some patience with my ineptitude
>can help play with vidya
>lives in bongistan like myself

Myself
>emo so pale + long black hair and rocker clothes
>poor social skills/ diagnosed autism
>penchant for drug (nothing with needles or spice ) and alchohol consumption to cope in crowded loud situations or exiting house when particularly anxious
>can come up with very sporadic conversation topics
>short attention span
>can play instruments so it's a fun activity if they do also
>depression / often self deprecation
>turning 19 soon
>around 104 pounds and 5ft10
>holds reactionary views to an extent

>>25319399
Bongistan?
Also 104, 5'10"? What does that look like? Also them repeating digits.

>>25319408
Bongistan man, like as in Britain or britbongistan.

As for the stats question I look pretty skinny and purportedly about average height, though often not I'm dwarfed by the contemporary masses outside. Also yay dubs

>>25311457
Me:
>23 years old, 175 lbs and 6 feet tall
>glasses and dark blonde hair
>NYC
>likes cooking
>dancer
>graduated from college in STEM field
>enjoys cooking alot
>reads manga/comics
>likes to exercise
>plays PC games

Ideal Girl:
>short or taller doesn't matter to me
>likes to talk about a wide range of things like technology, comics, and anything else that we are interested in
>cuddly
>nice sense of humor
>cute

My kik is LazerField if anyone wants to contact me.

Would like a girl that was not obsessed with sex, for once. I get that I'm attractive, but fuck. Can we just chill and do something else together? Some bonding shit? A plus if she's into video games but not required. Get me off my ass and help me live.
SC: innocentriddles

>>25313145
Im alot of those things discord hood_king#2556

>>25312375

On the off chance there's lurkers, my throwaway email is [email protected]

>>25316486
I only have discord.

>>25319195
Discord:hood_king#2556 kik:hood_king22

Me
>Almost 22
>Canada
>6ft, skinny af, white
>Sarcastic
>kinda bitter & hateful
>drawing
>video games
>manga + comics
> IT student
>would make u a mix cd
>homebody
>no drugs

Her
>refrains from using emojis
>similar interests / hobbies
>also generally dislikes a lot of things
>cute
>tries to get me out of the house a bit
>good fashion sense
>not political
>the type of personality to offset my nervousness

Not sure what I'm expecting, but yeah
throwaway email: [email protected]

>>25317979
>yet

I have some bad news for you, dude: You never will be.

>>25311457
>reliable and strong, a mountain against the storm
>kind, understanding and empathetic, one that respects human life
>will deal with my brand of craziness and let me help with theirs
>values truth above all; agree to disagree is the mindset of the weak, mediocre and dishonest
>has a bit of fire in their belly; is not just a cult-of-life marshmallow
>believes freedom is the most important thing

Anything else is just things to kill time with. Love is a conscious choice.

>>25318201
I'm all that b, lets talk music
kik: skiddlymcdoo

>>25318201
>tfw all this except body type and political outlook.

>>25318058
skype : stacc412

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me :

> have a gf, both want a poly relationship with someone
> almost 24, she is 25
> Europe
> 5'7", skinny
> medium hair
> enjoy talking about almost everything
> play video games
> enjoy amateur gamedeving
> like scifi stuff
> don't get drained when talking about people or their problems
> enjoy controlling and motivating someone
> into petplay a lot
> into tons of kinks

You :

> between 18 and 26
> In Europe aswell, preferably Eastern part.
> girl, feminine male / mtf
> enjoy coding, modeling or anything game related. a gigantic plus, but optional
> like to be truthful and open to the people you trust. Better to hurt someone slightly but deal with a problem together, than to hold it in and let it rot
> want to be in a poly relationship
> want to have someone that likes to dress you up
> want to cuddle with 2 people, watch movies or game together
> would like to go on picnics together or outdoor adventures
> want something more than just a couple fucks

I really doubt someone would be interested, since most people hate poly stuff.
Discord : Sedran#7966

>>25318201
I match all of those things, feel free to contact me
kik: bb_smellephant

>>25319195
Discord Gaspard Savoureux#4869
I'm most of what you describe but even if it's just for friendly discussion I'd find it interesting to talk a bit.

>>25318075
That's pretty funny. Don't hesitate to add me, it's always nice to talk with someone similar.
En plus on pourra parler notre langue natale.

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Me
>19/Male/East Coast USA
>6'3 average build, glasses.
>Egyptian so I'm not white white but not dark enough to get any scholarships
>Know arabic and english, kinda sorta know spanish a little.
>First year uni student studying comp sci
>Spends time playing vidya/graphic design/finding music/getting into reading again
>Into Indie Trash (Bon Iver, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, Radiohead...)
>Makes goofy jokes
>Can be super serious
>Always try to help out my friends the best I can
>Depresso but not a total downer about it
>There for you when you need it, I always want to make sure you're doing okay
>Into hiking and nature walks and having mosquito bites on everything.

Her
>Looks aren't too big of a deal for me, just don't be obese and take care of yourself
>18-23
>Female
>Location doesn't matter much, would be cooler if you were nearby
>Light Hearted/Funny, knows how to make me laugh
>Has the same sense of humor as me.
>Can be serious if needed
>shut-in/introverted/shy (doesn't have to be all 3)
>Music is a must. They don't have to necessarily be the same taste as mine but still. Music is bueno.
>Clingy maybe? The idea of a clingy gf makes me happy.


Skype is lantonor
Kik is ionphiare

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Perfect girl
>smart and sarcastic
>average build, just not bigger than me
>likes games and anime
>okay with me crying on her shoulder at night
>tells me her problems and talks a lot
>not too many friends
>real...

Me
>18 year old male
>super skinny because can't hold down food, throws up after every meal
>not too confidant
>depressed af atm

Contact kik:Caleb778

>>25319195
I fit everything and you seem perfect but I don't have any energy to talk to you.

Just want you to know you're cool.

>>25319917
Someone here is depressed

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>>25311457
My ideal partner:

∞ Looks natural, preferably androgynous with long hair
∞ Sees the divine entity I represent and not only this physical form in me
∞ Loving (pyari), loves to cuddle and stay in bed the whole day
∞ Will do long nightly walks in the elven forest and hold my hand
∞ I can look into his eyes and see true devotion (bhakti)
∞ Shares my fascination with interstellar and ancient cultures
∞ Understands the metaphysical existance and seeks for spiritual unity
∞ Isn't afraid of 'non-human' beings and comes with me once the time is given
∞ Wants to understand matter-controlling (dematerialization) technology and drives and everything connected to this
∞ Desires living in the emptiness between the stars like I do

If these things apply to you we should get in contact. I am not 'normal' and my way to think is abstract. I'm not interested in sexual things without spiritual unity with a partner.

I also LOVE Mass Effect and play both ME3 and MEAMP. Ask me about it (Having a partner to duo carry lowbobs through Platinum would be a dream). I like (Oldschool) Goa Trance and other kinds of abstract music like Ambient, to mention a few of my favorites: Chi-A.D., Etnica, U. X., E-Mantra, Ra, Sound Pollution, Miranda, Dimension 5, Blue Planet Corporation, Sirius, Biosphere. Feel free to ask or share your favorite tracks with me.

---

Pyaari Sa(a)t(hi)ya

Skype ra]sh}idf}ah}irka}ru
https://discord.gg/RpbCpbH

remove the symbols from the first link

i just want a cute israeli guy around age of 18-23 who will look after me

>>25316796
added and messaged
>>25317031
same

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>>25321872
Oh forgot to make my own bio.

Here's me:
>26/female/Ontario
>fat but working on losing it over the summer with Pokemon Go.
>likes reading
>English major
>loves indie rock and goth/post punk
>just took up the bass guitar again recently.
>quite leftwing politically

You:
>female
>hopefully near by but if not that's cool too
>Shares my interests in reading, indie rock, goth/post punk etc.
>French accent is a plus
>bonus points if you're a homestuck/and or ship RoseMary

>>25318402
>implying all women aren't already snakes by nature.

>>25319916
Hi Shia LaBeuf, how's that flag thing coming

>>25315492
>have a professional degree
>average height
>centrist politically
>NY Metro area

kik - bick61392y67

>>25313145
I fit all your qualifications

>>25313596
kik me faerietaledreams

me
>26/Male
>Latino
>tall
>have a job
>geeky

You
>skin on the fairer side
>likes music
>geeky
>kinky
>silly humor
>In Florida
>not morbidly obese

kik: mdeaza17

Myself:

>Kind, sweet, loyal, affectionate
>I really love animals and nature
>I like going on adventures out in the woods
>I want to go on roadtrips across the country at some point
>I'm very outgoing and excited about life, I know this may be the wrong place to look for other outgoing people, but I hope I can find someone like that here.
>I want to have my own family some day, I'm really close to my own. It would be important that you would be somewhat close to yours.
>I have a full time job and two college degrees

Her:
>As I mentioned before it would be nice if she was really friendly and outgoing
>Wants a family of her own, is close to her parents and their families
>Likes cuddling and talking about her day and how she is feeling
>I'm looking for someone who wants something more, an actual mature relationship
(if you like baseball you'll steal my heart)

>>25319195

This sounds like me if you're interested

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me
>20/f/north carolina
>short and chubby
>really into anything creative. art, music, poetry, literature, films, photography, etc
>mentally unstable
>ugly
>left wing
>smokes
>does the occiasinal drug


him
>tall and skinny
>daddy dom
>doesn't mind me being clingy
>punk
>long hair
>wants a real relationship

faerietaledreams on skype and kik

Has big, fake tits, but isn't shallow and has no kids.

I'm doomed.

Me:
>Female
>24
>5’5
>Canadian (East Coast)
>Currently red/pink shoulder length hair
>Piercings and tattoos
>Chubby (I walk an hour every day, diet is shit)
>Chef Apprentice
>PC Gaming
>Doggo and kitty

>Kind of shy, especially with new people.
>No life aside from work.
>Huge sense of humour, I love to laugh and smile, and make others do the same.
>Pretty sarcastic in nature.
>Really close to my family.
>I live alone, so pretty anti-social, no friends aside from work.
>I swear more than a “lady” should, but fuck it, I’m from the east coast.
>I’m really caring and kind, I invest all my emotions into someone I like. (Clingy-ish)
>Not really into human babies
>Not a huge sex drive
>Have anxiety, that I try and work on, it’s mostly with going out and doing new things, uncertain things. (As a result I am generally a planner, have a list of tasks to do.)
>open about anything you ask, as long as you ask.
>Really fucking chill, but serious when need be.

You:
>Male
>20-30
>Taller than me
>Canadian? Or at least on the East Coast (I don’t stay up too late, so getting to know someone in a hugely different time zone would be difficult. ie Australia)
>Body mods are super sexy
>Not too picky on body types, just not super attracted to skeletons and super ripped dudes
>Have a job
>Be an animal lover
>Have some sort of passion/hobby
>Being a jokester, or someone who would make me laugh is great
>If you have a mental illness, don’t blame everything on it
>Will game with me, and game with yourself/friends
>Lets me sit on your lap whenever I please
>Big spoon
>Spontaneous is nice (would help me get out of my anxiety)
>Not a huge druggy/drinker, as I am not.
> Not a cry baby <


KiK: Roservelt

>>25312502
>tfw you're getting married to a Polish girl like that
Everyone says that those types of girls are annoying af based on the replies, but I love her. She always wants to play weird ps1 games like LSD dream emulator with me.

Her:
>22-32
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Anything creative is a plus (writer/musicians get bonus points)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not too picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids/Open
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest
>Passionate about her hobbies/interests

Me:
>26, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet, though I can get talkative
>homebody
>musician and occasional writer
>play in a tribute band to pass the time as the bassist
>full time job, own a home, live alone
>I occasionally cook and try different things

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
discord: Sokel#8058
steam: Sokel

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Me:
>20/M/US
>Currently studying engineering (i don't plan to go to grad school, just get into industry and pay off loans)
>outside of my field of study, i like history, languages, music, cooking, cats, vidya, and watching shows
>i'm spergy but i've learned to control it, kinda
>i've been told that i'm surprisingly funny for an autist
>5'11 130lb skelly but i do want to put on some muscle over the summer
>longish brown hair, grey eyes, and i can't grow facial hair for shit

Her:
>i'm not picky about height or weight, any height and anything from sticc to thicc is ok with me
>I guess it'd be cool if you shared hobbies like overwatch or anime but they're more of a bonus puntos thing than a requirement
>biggest thing is patience and open-mindedness. i could only ever picture developing a relationship with someone who can remain calm and rational when considering a situation i.e. seeing multiple perspectives.
>any level sex drive is fine; i don't have much desire myself
>desire to constantly improve at whatever it is that you do
>respectful, honest

not quite sure what to make of my standards now that i sat down for a half hour and thought about the "ideal" gf

Me:
>29 year old MN girl
> chubby but working on it, mostly by way of cocaine
>polyamorous
>hair color changes more often than some people change their clothes
>love piercings and tattoos but I only have a few of each
>a little bit hipster but unashamed
>I can bake and decorate a cake with my eyes closed

Him:
>10-25 years older
>heavily tattooed
>mean sense of humor
>musclefat body type
>down with letting me touch his butt whenever and wherever
>kinkier than me, so I can expand my horizons
>willing to buy me a pony if I ask for one

Think ill post myself and see if I match anyone

24/m
>5'7
>Blue eyes long blonde hair. Red beard
>little chubby but by no means fat
> I plan to get fit soon gonna buy weights and a bike
>Loves art, music, movies and comics
>into esoteric stuff and paranormal
>art is my thing. I love to draw
>Have a business degree but going to art school in the fall
>No real political views,
> but I hate both sides and how literally everything has to be made political now
>eventually wants a family
>I have no religion but I have a strong set of beliefs made from experience about god/afterlife etc.
>Currently laying off weed for a while but I am a Stoner. Have had my share of trips.
>Im generally laid back
> I appreciate criticism if its based in reality
>animals are very near and dear to me.
>few people in my life I care about more than my dog

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me:
>22/trans girl/nyc area
>5'8", skinny, cute/passing, brown hair and eyes
>infp, sagittarius
>basically a useless neet, likes to read on the internet all day
>abuse and emotional baggage
>likes animals nature spirituality art memes and video games (overwatch, ss13)
>weed, waiting to be in a better place before trying psychedelics
>likes listening to generic edm, new age, ambient (doesn't think much about music)
>bottom left corner of the political compass (shocking I know)
>doesn't like sex, or at least really likes cuddling and intimately pressing our bodies together but has a lot of problems related to 'sex'

him:
>around my age/a few years older, near me
>taller than me, ideally a large (not overweight) chubby/muscular frame
>not disgusting looking lmao
>enfj, leo or whatever
>able to support himself and have a place I can stay over occasionally
>extroverted, knows how to compliment and gently tease a girl and make her feel smol and pretty
>into at least some kind of outdoorsy/masculine activity
>at least supported bernie
>wants to roleplay a daddy for me in a completely non sexual way, read to me, cuddle me and let me sleep over, stroke my hair and reassure me 24/7, hold my hand and take me nice places like I'm a middle school gf and build up to hugging me
>likes to take the lead, be an emotional caretaker, and guide me through everything I need help with
>can empathize with my history and isn't going to give me some variation on "get over it"
>has a healthy loving family or friend circle that I might get to know but am not obligated to be involved in

if someone actually hits all/almost all of these discord: Skeleton#9129 or kik: ManySkeletons

>>25313191
You sound like a bag of fun. No sarcasm.

Me: 25, M, 5'9, 714, hetero
-ecclectic
-unstable
-funny
>I'm pretty much a stem cell
>A conduit of bliss and wisdom?
>idk, then again I am on 4chan.

Her:
Idk desu, physical age & mental age are a tricky thing. So just be cool and shit.
A balance of logic and intuition with some passion? and open to most things.

Me:
depressed (not being egdy, I straight up wanna die)
Sarcastic
Joke about everything
Can be a world class cunt, but I will do anything for the right people
Sincere
Affectionate
I would be prepared to fly out to meet a girl, if she was worth it
Her:
Either below 5 foot 4, or above 5 foot 7. Average is boring
Can cook (with me, not for me)
Small spoon
Petite
Clever.
Natural
Minimal makeup
Not a fan of dyed hair but it isn't a deal breaker
Kik:emobear25

What I want:

>spunky and cheeky and likes to joke and banter and stuff like that
>has a sense of humor and doesn't get bothered easily. being into dirty/dark humor is a plus
>smokes/drinks is a plus. must at least tolerate social drinking. having a cigar/cigarette would be nice (i dont smoke regularly but i like a cigar on the rare occasion)
>kinky but not overboard. definitely into femdom though
>nerdy. into vidya/tv/co/movies but not too cringey or reddit
>not afraid to be tender and loving or cruel and teasing
>loves getting eaten out and riding my face. into leashes and petplay
>kinda chubby with thick thighs and a fat butt. nice boobs are a plus. cute face
>short to medium length black/brown/blonde hair
>loves to snuggle/cuddle and sit in my lap
>Preferably older than me

Me:

>19 yr old guy in the dfw area
>chubby, nerdy, and... lonely...

This kind of girl is way out of my league... but I like to think that one exists somewhere. :/

>>25317031
Email me. [email protected]

>>25323673
why

>me (male)
>23
>5"8
>mentally unstable due to childhood
>means I'm really aggressive with sex
>well read and intelligent
>above national average salary in U.K. (Which sits at £27.5k)
>passionate about fashion and music
>I like to drive and watch Donnie Darko
>enjoy drugs


>you (female)
>curvy
>slutty
>well read and intelligent
>likes fashion
>isn't overly emotional or clingy
>alternative
>opinionated

Me:
>26, Male, Atlanta, Georgia
>5'8", long brown hair, Blue eyes, fat, and definitely looks like a metalhead.
>Awkward as fuck.
>I don't drink, don't smoke, and don't do drugs.
>Interests include: Technology, Politics, Learning, Music (and most everything that goes with that), the occasional film, other things I can't think of at the moment.

Her:
>20-30
>Doesn't look like a cave troll.
>is somewhat near.
>is intelligent.
>is strongly opinionated.
>Has a sense of dark sense of humor.
>NOT afraid to speak her mind.
>Weird as hell.
>is willing to tolerate someone fucked up like me.
>into metal/industrial music, totally optional, but would be nice.

Yeah, not overly specific, but I know going for a fact that you can't really pin down ideal. That's always a moving target.


Contact info:
Skype:
deformtoformastar

>>25315720
Is it possible you don't like that one line because you might be one?
I didn't say, "no reminders or input ever"
Was thinking of a specific gf who would pick some aspect of my person, and then spend every waking word trying to make me change it.
It wasn't nagging when she said I should dye my hair black. It wasn't nagging when she gave reasons why. But when I say I've made a decision about myself and it's final, that should be the close of the subject, not the start of a two week campaign

>>25322583
No contact info?

>>25319635
no contact? Okay then

>>25313145
everything except dancing

Fuck it

Me, some nerd on 4chan:
>Male/22/midwest usa
>5'10, builtfat body type, getting more and more /fit/ as time goes on. I run 4-6 miles daily.
>enrolled on uni, but taking a break in fall to sort my life out and be less broke
>not a NEET, live on my own
>into electronic music, could talk about it for hours
>severe depression and anxiety, though I try improving them daily
>romantic and monogamous
>will be 300% devoted to you

You, the idealized gf of my dreams
>18-30
>chubby or thicc, height unimportant but id love to date someone taller than me
>likes staying in and watching anime or playing vidya
>maybe willing to exercise with me
>faithful
>patient and understanding of my mental bullshit (sorry!)
>dominant in bed, kinky, likes taking the lead
>clingy and cuddly

Kik, snapchat: aetherwalk

>>25322429
A 2-3 years older me would date you

>>25322429
I'm guessing the UK's too much of a time zone difference?

Me
>normal southeast michigan area man
>20, 6', white
>standard body type, a bit of belly, but exercising
>glasses
>short dark blonde hair
>plays vidya
>watches a ton of movies
>Uni student
>no mental disabilities
>pretty sociable, but tends to be alone
>hard to get angry/sad
>monogamous
>pretty tidy
>likes to talk about movies and whatevers on my mind
>lots of things i'm willing to try

other person
>18-24
>can relate to me
>likes movies/vidya too
>would be up for camping sometime
>isn't abusive/crazy/ridiculously insecure
>loves cuddles
>would be great if lived in same geographical area as me

>>25324522

glitterflakes on kik

>>25311457
Me:
English
25
5’8
Ginger
Slightly overweight
Introverted
Bit sarcastic, fond of dry humour
Too honest for my own good
Bit slow on the uptake sometimes
Into Anime and JRPGs, prefer single player games to multiplayer
Occasional tabletop gamer and roleplayer
Music taste is firmly in old rock
Not much of a TV person other than news
Non-smoker, social drinker

Her:
23 – 30
White
As tall or taller than me
Blonde or Ginger
Not fussed on body type so long as you aren’t delusional about flaws
Indoors type, but not incapable of going out once in a while
Kind
Loyal
Not addicted to social media
Reliable
Honest
Non-smoker, social drinker
Shares or can appreciate above hobbies

Contact: Lordginger#6103 on Discord

>>25324713

For a reason.
Give me a way to reach out to you, and I will.

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I want a wet hole

>>25313145
Fit all of the criteria. I don't do drugs, other than alcohol occasionally. Actually, idk if I fit cute smile.. That might be opinionated.
>>25317031
Maybe? Your image is pokemon and I am a fanatic.
>>25319195
Also seems very reasonable. Actually seem very compatible.

Me:
>24/M/USA
>6ft Currently bulking due to a hamstring injury. Annualy go between 7%bf - 15%bf
>Play guitar, bass, drums, keys, ukulele, banjo, etc.
>Love to travel and try for one trip a month.
>I do work a fuck ton, like 70+ hours a week
>Love anime and vidya, but only certain vidya
>Two kids, one lives out of country though.
>Only drink, no other drugs
>Love to read (Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Non-Fiction)
>Love movies
>Love art/photography
>Mostly white, some Hispanic
>Very sarcastic
>Not clingy at all, and brutally honest
>Enjoy politics and religion. I hold no one sided belief, I just enjoy the conversation

Her:
>Enjoys fitness
>Enjoys movies
>Can put up with me getting lost in music for hours at a time
>Enjoys travels and hiking
>Not afraid of new things or adventure
>Finds enjoyment in Steel Panther
>Resilient
>Not too clingy. I work a lot.
>Sarcasm greatly appreciated

>>25315492
Kik: thewmcku

>>25326603
I doubt you will find one

Me
>male, 18, texas
>5'7, yes I know i'm short. like 155lbs but i'm losing weight and hope to hit 145 over the summer.
>love history, mostly interested in iberia and latin america, but i'm getting into turkic stuff
>want to go to school for linguistics and jazz studies
>i think i'm smart, in mostly AP classes with all As
>don't play many video games really.
>people tell me i'm funny, i hope they're not lying
>pale skin but i tan easily. brown hair and eyes because i'm mixed hispanic and white.
>looking for a part time job (ladies message me if you need a househusband)

her
>XX chromosomes, preferably older than me pls (20-25), texas
>my height or taller, though i don't really care much about that
>somewhat motherly, a big tease
>smart, has a job or promising opportunities for one
>doesn't mind me being domestic and submissive
>has her own friends and a good relationship with her family

my discord is yeyoi#8480, kik is nokeys101. i don't really mind if you live a whiles away, we can still be friends if you would like.

>>25319399
is that you Bradley?

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in a guy: over 25
not a neet
not a furry
not an idiot.
slim, atheltic, slightly chubb ok.
light eyes are a must.
works hard, isnt a druggie or a drunkie
will be dominant with me but also isnt a sadist or cold hearted.
doesnt talk shit about other girls to make me feel good
is insanely outgoing like me.

basically no one that would ever go on here. gl2me

>>25327284
In here we learn to lower our standards anon.

>>25327368
just passing through

>>25327385
That's what we all said...

>>25327284
>28
>rents appartment with views of major city
>very good job in IT
>chubby
>light eyes
>aspirine the hardest drug i've ever taken, only drink socially
>switch, like to be dominant but like to play around with roles

Too bad you're likely faaaaar away across several oceans.

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>>25327456
in the us, not interested in chubbs tho. i work out. its not hard. no reason to be overweight anymore. slight chubbs is pushing it but only had a specific thing in mind.

>>25327440
there isnt much that interests me here other than the ideal mate threads.

>>25327284
Don't have light eyes. Ah well.

Me:
>Male
>20
>6'2
>Netherlands
>Messy short brown curly hair
>No piercings or tattoos
>Skinny lanklet
>Student in uni
>PC Gaming
>No drugs or alcohol
>Very shy and quiet with people. Only open up to good friends
>No life aside from typical NEET activities
>Can talk well with friends I know for a long time. Joke around well etc.
>Like sarcastic humor / deadpan humor.
>Dislike my family
>Not many friends. Only guy friends.
>Like swearing a lot. But in private.
>Very clingy and obsessive. Want to spend all my time with one person I like a lot. But anxiety prevents me from talking a lot.
>Huge sex drive. Masturbate 4 times a day minimum
>AVPD, can't form connections easily or understand people.
>open about anything you ask, as long as you ask.
>don't take much serious, but try to.

You:
>Girl
>European preferably
>Not picky on body types, only not attracted to really fat girls
>Will game with me or watch me play or something
>Is clingy too
>I like clingyness, possessiveness a lot.
>Spontaneous / talkative is nice
>No drugs or alcohol
>Weird like me

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Eh, why not try it.

Me:
>22
>6'0
>UK
>Short-ish/Medium brown hair w/ beard, Brown Eyes
>No piercings/tattoos
>Chubby/Overweight, working on it
>Full time job
>Pagan, religion is important to me but I'm not zealous/don't expect conversion or involvement
>No drugs, very little alcohol
>Fairly kind and caring but introverted, will open up greatly to the right person
>Dark sense of humour, very sarcastic and cynical
>Average sex drive, more than once a week but probs not every day
>Dominant sexually
>PC video games, especially MMOs
>Thriller/Crime Movies, American Psycho, Fight Club, Se7en, etc.
>Other hobbies include outdoorsy stuff (hiking, camping), motorcycles, politics, the occult

You:
>MtF, Cisgirl, or Feminine boy (no particular pref.)
>European pref. but don't mind American/LDRs
>Is okay with overweight/chubby but will hopefully push me to lose weight
>Likes PC games
>Preferably religious of some kind, or at least interested in the topic, but not a zealot
>Generally submissive with a bit of a cheeky side
>I like chubby girls, or if skinny, flat chests but this honestly really doesn't matter
>likes getting foot massages/backrubs, general physical affection
>don't mind a lower than average sex drive
>Preferably clingy to some degree
>HAS TO BE ABLE TO MAINTAIN A CONVERSATION. The most important one. Give me something to work with, I can maintain a conversation but not with one word or one sentence replies.

Skype is [email protected]
Discord is #Perthro0399

Hopefully this is what someone is looking for. ^>^

>>25318058
Since the thread seems to be approaching the end of its life, should I ask if you need contact on another medium ?

Me

> 25/M/Belgium
> 5'6", 120lbs, Slim
> Brown eyes, black and short hair.
> Listening to dark ambient electronic music
> Swimming, running, doing bodyweight exercises
> I am just some retired nerd with procrastination issues.
> Play arcade games, roguelikes and online mahjong
> Can cook, code, sketch
> Introverted, very, even too introspective and comtemplative
> Big sens of autonomy and independence

Her

> 20-30
> I do not have a specific bodytype in mind...slim/fit yes, I guess slightly
> chubby is okay.
> Nerdy or artsy or sporty hobbies.
> Same as above in terms of independence and autonomy.
> Share musical tastes.
> Can tolerate, or even share some sort of tragicomedic view of life.
> Does not confuse opinions with facts, correlation with causality

>>25311457
Myself;
-hard worker
-I try to be as sweet as possible
-loving
-can be clingy
-will treat you right
-wont ever cheat (thats for degenerates)
-funny sometimes

A great partner would be;
-preferably short but doesn't matter too much
-sweet
-honest
-actually loves me for me
-not a slut
-nerdy or just a dork
-dark sense of humor
-hates most other people
-shut in
-no smoking or drinking
-thicc

Im sure Im forgetting a few things

>>25328403
I dont know why I forgot to use > please dont hurt me

>>25318377
Nigga I said Armenian girl

>>25328416
Oh wait

>>25328403
are you bi?

I'll just post about myself and see if ';m anyone's ideal mate. I highly doubt it.

>33
>environmental scientist
>bipolar/depressive
>5'10"
>195 lbs
>dry sense of humour
>can't take a compliment
>in counselling for my depression
>employed
>likes to be alone a lot of the time
>likes to read
>not much of a gamer
>play guitar, bass, drums and piano somewhat
>likes baseball
>doesn't talk much, like to listen
>close with family
> no drugs, no smoking, but like to drink

>>25328434
forgot to mention i'm a straight, white, male. original i know.

>>25328434
Whereabouts in the world do you live?

>>25328498
ontario canada

>>25328509
Aah, that' on the other side of the planet, I live in Europe.

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>>25327072
>tfw when that is my name
Either you have my hotmail adress from my ip, potentially you could know me for my beliefs for environmental fascism, blood and soil, eugenics, isolationist corporationism economies, autocracy being superior then plurocratic parliamentary democracy, advocacy for the man who advocated gentrification Mussolini. Plus both positivist and humanist Hobbes and Comte. Either way spooky and ** akward inducing ** stuff.

>>25328419
no :(

>>25328907
oh you should specify gender in your og post then, feelsbad no daddy yet.

>>25328914
Sry anon
feelsbad no cuddly gf yet

>>25328434
>environmental scientist
Would you recommend this line of work?>>25319917
Thanks anon I hope you find a quirky mysterious qt who whisks you away on some wacky adventure (and then probably cucks you soon after)
>>25322385
You seem great but I'm way more withdrawn/reclusive than you'd like

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Me
>29 yrs old
>male
>southern california
>shy at first but wont shut the fuck up after im comfortable with you
>a bit of a loner who enjoys smaller groups / one on one conversations
>Sardonic, loyal, funny, chill go with the flow type of guy
>5'10, chubby, brown hair and eyes
> play miscreated. overwatch, minecraft, tf2, l4d
>sometimes a sadboy buti dont like bringing people into my problems
>420 friendly
>overall a nerd

My ideal gf
> likes to dress up girly
>is a pc gamer
>into the comfy life style
>not the type that goes out and parties
> has a sense of humor
>shorter than 5'10
>fan of the oversized sweaters and thigh highs (not mandatory
>down with anime and movies
>submissive
>open minded nad kinky
> wants it to be us vs the world type of relationship
>local or open to LDR
>can maintain a conversation
>super into pda and being love dovy
>has her own interest and hobbies
>down with teaching me how to play mobas
hit me up on [email protected]

>>25326776
I guess it's rape then, lol

Ideal GF:

>Doesn't need constant validation to have self worth
>Smart and wise
>Doesn't turn on others when the chips are down
>Strong willed
>Enjoys playing vidya at least to a point that conversations aren't boring on the topic for them
>Strives to better themselves
>Has a good amount of empathy
>Likes spaghetti
>Doesn't do drugs
>Loyal to the end
>Non-impulsuve
>Has thick skin

Me:
>Basically, trying my best to be the above, finding someone who reinforces qualities I like in my self.
>Male (No shit)
>19
>Caucasian
>Straight

seriously, why is this a thing?
guess what? you're ideal mate isn't just some checklist to check off.
your ideal mate can literally be anyone with different interests.
this idea or expectation you have for a mate will only lead to more disappointment.

Me:
>21 Male 5'9" 190 average build but working on improving it
>Military
>Very busy with not much free time in my day
>Bitter and jaded on the outside but really it's just a mask for my insecurities
>Video Games and anime dominate my free time
>I tend to get frustrated pretty quick but it's almost never serious
>I like drawing even though I'm shit at it
>Can get emotional at times without much warning
>Very disorganized, as is shown by my lack of organization in this post

Ideal partner:
>Male around 20-ish
>Thinner build preferably smooth and hairless
>Can be anywhere from neet to fully independent my job makes more than enough to fully support me and another person for the foreseeable future
>Prefers monogamy rather than slutting it up with strangers
>Has political views that align more with Trump than most gays
>Romantic and kind
>Willing to deal with and help me through my flaws as a person

Really my biggest things for an ideal partner are someone who doesn't have issues with dedication and isn't a giant slut, as well as similar political opinions.

Also focused more on negative things in the about me part to not surprise anyone with what they're getting into with me, I have decent qualities I promise.

If you're interested contact me on Skype with Scalariform profile picture is cirno, or on discord with Brownsville369#8503 image is a templar helmet

>>25319635
>>25326586
>no one replied
Didn't know /soc/ was full of pussies afraid of the unknown.
Skype: friendlygaminganon
Kik: friendlygaminganon

>Her
Between 18 and 26
An actual girl
Kind
Loyal
Awkward
Nerdy
qt
Likes anime/manga
PC Gamer
Likes to cuddle
Respects my hobbies
Would rather stay home than go out.
White or Asian
Glasses
Likes to wear skirts
No tattoos
Not horribly obese or has a butterface
Lives in North Central Texas.
Actually loves me.

>Me
Male, 20, 5' 10''
A fucking nerd
Attending college, CompSci major
/mu/ drone, likes sludge metal and post-rock
Funny
Long, curly hair.
Beard
A little tubby, but not unattractive.
Good facial features.
Plays vidya sometimes
Talkative to people I'm comfortable with.
Will try to take interest in your hobbies
spiritual
Vulgar

kik: pdpineapple

>>25327284
Drinking less
Was fat
Now chub
Goal is bear mode or stronk
Like Dom, not hurting
Not outgoing
Chix like a fixer upper, no?

>>25329357
I like you

>>25329357
>being autistic enough to think you have to meet 100% of everyone's list just to message them
The point of these threads is to give someone an idea of most of the shit you like in a person. If you meet most of these "requirements" (they're more suggestions) which aren't even that strict to begin with, you can message someone.

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>>25329902
>>25329357

So, are you two hooking up or...

>>25329987
This. And an "ideal mate" is not directly who you want to marry, it's just someone you'd like to meet/date.
This thread never was about finding true love or something.

>>25330017
Senpai didn't notice me . . . .

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>>25330086

>>25329260
You're stranger than expected

>>25330086
We all suffer with you anon

me
>18/mtf/US
>NEET, dropped out of school at 16
>a bit overweight, 5'10 and a half, around 180 or maybe less if the stimulants have been doing their job
>no aspirations and very low motivation
>use any drugs I can get my hands on except inhalants or stupid shit like that. Real drugs like amphetamine, oxy, dxm, xanax, etc
>trust fund with like 130k in it that will probably grow a lot because I'm not getting much of it until I'm like 25-30. Will get 10k a year until then.
>some mental illness thats been causing psychosis, not diagnosed yet but a therapist who i saw for about a month said she thought i had schizotypal personality disorder, but couldnt diagnose me because she needed 3 months
>prefer to be inside and alone but i also wish i had close friends which never seems to happen
>/mu/ taste in music like animal collective and death grips
basically im just trying to survive until i turn 19 when i get my first 10k and i could move out with that or something.

you - any gender including tranny is fine, i like girls because theyre sweet and stuff but guys are cool too
>dont be insensitive
>dont mind me using drugs, in fact i prefer if you use drugs too, maybe we could use together
>you can be a bit overweight since i am too but not like morbidly please
i dunno as long as youre not an asshole and you are like hygienic then its cool. im open to a lot of types of people

kik: ellieellf
im in my profile pic if you wanna see a picture of me

>>25328868
we may have not have been able to keep our bonds of friendship but at least the memories remain alive and well. So many good times we could of made together, so many memories that should of been made. It all could of began like a drop in a rainfall but ...

>>25311457
Me:

>18 M male
>french
>enjoys US, Japanese culture
>enjoys politics and world news
>enjoys roleplaying
>enjoys vaporwave
>usually quiet

Her...

>Nice and caring
>Likes movies
>likes videogames (to some extent)
>preferably likes the US and/or Japan (not a weeb though)
>lives here or abroad, idc
>likes to visit places
>...but is also ok staying home and doing nothing
>is alive
>that was a joke

>>25311457
Me
>21 year old male in Oregon
>6'2"
>Short dark brown hair, German features. small pictures of me get confused with multiplier on social media.
>Pretty skinny, last time I weighed I was somewhere around 155 lbs.
>Machinist in training at college. done with my first year, next year I will get my AAS.
>I like nerdy shit like MTG and Vidya but I also like running and doing road trips.
>Used to be a hardass about political shit but now I'm mostly able to respect peoples differences where its reasonable.
>I like all things Neo-Noir and I enjoy Sci-fi.
>I am just as passionate about food as almost everything else I love in life.

My Ideal Girl
>Short black hair
>Somewhere between like 15% and 27% body fat
>Soft features
>Pale skin, pale eyes
>Socially awkward coffee addict
>Neurotic
>Doesn't mind me rambling about nonsense.
>Likes traveling

Oh crap and just let me know for contact info btw

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>>25322411
I'm not quite a punk, and my hair is pretty short, but I think your actually exactly the kinda girl I'm looking for.

>>25331851
Time for the mandatory "are you me" meme.

Me
>24 / M / east of canada
>5 11
> skinny, athletic ( to some degree), short black hair
>plays vidya and watched anime (would be nice to get into anime again with someone)
>writes, plays guitar, has job
>listens to alot of different genres of music (except country)
>speaks french and English ( and its mutation ; frenglish)
>open minded


Her
>18+ (Idealy closer to mine but doesnt matter much)
>shorter or dame height
>skinny or curvy maybe chubby (hard limit though)
>plays vidya and / or willing to jolly coop
>open minded

Bonus
>black hair, blue eyes
>into kinky stuff (inquire)


Kik: Nethilym
Discord: Nethilym#7076

What I want in a girl:

>Super laid back, doesn't get offended easily
>Femme
>Has a great sense of humor, kind to everyone around her
>Intelligent, can teach me things
>Nice teeth/excellent hygiene
>Has a decent amount of friends
>She swears, but not when it's time to be serious
>A little kinky not too much
>Likes to stay in and play video games, but also likes to go out and do things
>Loves dogs/other animals and going to the beach
>Spontaneous
>Into witchcraft/astrology
>Lives in Pennsylvania

Me:

>22/F/PA
>Social anxiety, shy
>I work and go to school, don't have a lot of friends
>I sleep a lot
>Kind hearted, very emotional and intune with my emotions
>Easily hurt
>Curly red hair(dyed), mixed, blue eyes
>5"7
>Glasses
>Curvy
>Pisces
>Loves long car rides where we can just listen to music amongst other things
>Affecfionate but takes me a while to warm up

If you're interested reply to this with your contact info (:

>tfw years of rejection have destroyed any expectations from a hypothetical gf as long as she's in s relationship with me

At this point I don't know what I would refuse desu

>>25322411

Anarchist by any chance?

>>25322411
This girl is definitely not underage

>>25335491
Your time will come, anon. I used to think the same.

>>25313191
>NOT a car guy.

Well, fuck.

>>25314300
Is me minus the smile.

>>25314300
Too bad I saw that this late - though I'm probably too young for you anyway.

>>25311457
I'm a very loyal person who needs a dominant figure to kick my ass every few days and drag me out of the comfort zone.

>>25333825

Pretty much me but I'm a guy lol Looking for a friend? I'm 23 and from Jersey used to live in Mt. Poconos though. I offer just to talk if you don't want to I understand.

24/m Pretty much anyone with a cock, especially if you wanna share me. Kik me odst_agu