FEMALE WANTS BEST FRIEND ONLINE You can't be autistic or

Kik?

Working on making temporary contact detailsz

i wonder what kinda bait this is

>>25305319

the bait of fucking friendship and love

>>25305319
The I am in trouble and need some money to pay my Bulls, would be my bet

>>25305326

that offer stands only for you, only you can pay my bills.

>>25305325

sketchy, considering u didnt post any contact info
aight ill bite, what contact info do you have?

I NEED to voice chat so skype or discord would be ideal

email: [email protected] with contacts

>>25305335
>>25305316
Cant even read the thread

>>25305339

probs because autistic and scared of confrontation

>>25305340

how do you define confrontation

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>>25305340
Your kind of edgy. Im not very autistic, I enjoy confrontations. But I only want to fuck around kik. Video chat is dumb.

>>25305346
The angle here is I don't want someone who's uncomfortable with themselves and finds it difficult to defend themselves because easily mentally broken down.

>>25305355
Defs fully victim of and embedded into autism.

Is this catfish?

>>25305380

its not unlikely

>>25305380
>>25305382

>>25305299
True post timestamp

>>25305386

am not fucking posting picture of me just because you want to fucking see me and might not add or be soulfriend anyway. die.

>>25305373
> friendship and love
> fake account to hide your identity
You are wrong. What makes you think you know anything at all? Your acting like a major faggot. Nobody here is going to be your friend, they just want your nudes. And your retarded for even trying. Try harder faggot.

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>>25305394
Your fake haha straight up
> abandon thread

>>25305394
I didnt say post your face. I said post a timestamp. Just write the date on a piece of paper and post it. Its not that ridiculous. How else do we know youre not just a scammer or some weird dude? Sorry but trust has to earned on the internet.

>>25305400

literally an angry 5IQ

>>25305403

how does that prove anything? scammer could do that.

>>25305405

kek

idk anything about op but generally approve of the spirit in which the thread appears tio have been made

fwiw

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>>25305403

Do you have kik?

>>25305435
nice handwriting but i'm not sure why your capital i is so close to your lowercase L

>>25305463

because I'm scum and don't care for this awful world

>>25305457

I hate kik, I can't deal with typing on my phone.

>>25305476
>i'm scum
I thought you wanted to talk to people who were all ubermenschy and shit to meet your high standards?

>>25305514

how is not wanting someone with autism, and being afraid high standards

>>25305514

I do

>>25305520

and yeah that.

>>25305522
Most self-respecting decent people don't want to waste their time on scum.
I mean there's charity and all that but maybe make a thread explicitly begging if that is your strategy

>>25305530

You're literally a retard, I said scum in a light hearted jokey way. Fucking 4chans gold plated social ineptitude. Move on.

>>25305530

and I had high hopes for you

>>25305538
i didnt know you were so precious about your heterography, petal

you can always just print stuff if your handwriting failures upset you so much. namaste~

>>25305548

literally didn't upset me, spoke normally, and you're crying and having autistic fit. I wish I could give you true cure.

>>25305299
Online friends aren't real friends
if you've never met in person
you can't even call yourself an acquaintance
"online" friends are cowards
too scared of the real world
won't even meet at a Cafe for coffee
or a diner for lunch
is it really that fucking hard to step out of your front door?
fucking cowards the lot of you

>>25305316
you aren't even prepared ahead of time
you don't have a Skype, Discord
and you didn't even post any details about yourself

>>25305435
Pink Paper doesn't prove anything
I'm a Guy and I sewed a rose out of pink ribbon this morning.
And I'm confident enough in my Heterosexuality and Masculinity to admit it
you aren't even confident enough in your femininity to provide a photo of yourself

So where do you live?
What's your age?
How tall are you?
What's your race?

>>25305554

>Online friends aren't real friends
they're a flavour of friend, there is no fucking 'real' 'not real'

>and you didn't even post any details about yourself
ask

>Pink Paper doesn't prove anything
I know it was a comment on the retard trying to get me to post a faceless timestamp when it specifically doesn't prove anything.

I'm 21, white, 5'8, and will tell my online real friends where I live.

>>25305554

>fucking cowards the lot of you
Also internet friend isn't about me not wanting to meet in real life, if they lived where I lived by chance I would, but I'm open to meeting anyone anywhere in the world as long as I get along with them because that's scarce for me of recent.

>>25305551
i would respond to this except i'm riding a dolphin in 1287 ad
no wait making up nonsense to protect your fee-fees is your job
sorry i got confused

>>25305574

take your big pill, but make sure it's the big one.

>>25305299
Next to that one Belgian girl you're probably the worst person I've seen on this board so far. Why on earth would anyone want to be your friend unless they're thirsty for pussy.

>>25305602

I feel like everything I've said is reasonable and you should be gassed.

What country/If US, what region?

>>25305608
not saying this is accurate but it is how this rubs me... you sound like you've pushed what friends you had away with your confrontational attitude and are now looking for people you can berate who won't then decide to tell you to go fuck yourself

>>25305578
you forgot to specify it is a suppository for my supposed butthurt

it's kind of sad how you flail in the vain attempt to hurt me?
i guess i shouldn't care. just too magnanimous for this sad world and it bad inhabitants

>>25305654

I'm not even confrontational just on 4chan, because hesitant and don't know what to expect, but yeah if I were like this with friends that would be true but I'm not.

>>25305658
I'm not trying to hurt you haha I'm trying to bump the thread with retard joke haha. I love you even if you hate me. It's all good.

Well, I'm a conservative careerist city girl, idk if I'm fit to be ur fwend.

>>25305668

I'd be your friend but I'm very socially left so if conservative is the first thing that comes to mind, you'll hate me I'm sure.

>>25305664
god is love
.'.
i love you much more than you love me

if your calling me a crying autistic retard was a socially retarded attempt at friendship then okay

i guess i'm used to people needing less training wheels or understanding allowances made

>>25305694

my comment to your comment avout handwriting wasn't meant to come across angry at all. I guess I just come across yucky over text. I love you anon. I love you so.

>>25305664
if you don't call people autistic retards irl, i'd recommend skipping it and act on here like you would if someone were in front of you

>>25305668
You want to be friends with a conservative guy?

>>25305707
E>

>>25305299
Whats your contact info anyway?

>>25306173
It's posted in thos thread, I dare you to find it.

Dear OP, you sound very cool and funny, unfortunately I currently have a best e-friend, also I don't have much time to voice chat and prefer text chats, however I wish you the best of luck, it isn't all dick pics and autism on here.

>>25306387

haha thanks I guess

>>25307744
i'm also scum.

i want to die, [in the not autistic way]

>>25307776

i love you

>>25305299
Would you like to be my best friend online too?

I can chat and talk on Discord. Not at the moment, but later in the day.

>>25307874

yes I will be, message discord to emailll

>>25305299
If I wanted friends I would go outside because nothing is going to come of a fucking online relationship where you seek validation through manipulating men into chatting with you.

Seriously unless we are going out and getting fucked up I really don't know if I can call you friend.

>>25308094

Fine dude, whatever, not your thing and that's fine. But it has literally nothing to do with me or my thing then, I can have online friends because the conversation is the feature for me.

>>25305668
Sounds cool. Discord?

>>25308084
Emailed my Discord.

>>25305299
sent an e-mail last night, nothing yet.

>>25308120
Nobody cares about you on 4chan unless you plan to show them nudes/affection or ERP. This isnt 2004 where chatting on the internet for the sole purpose of chatting is a special thing on it's own.

>>25310136
Many people will disagree with you. Sorry champ, this isn't /b/, you're on the wrong board.
I regret to inform you but your opinion isn't everyone else's, and even if people who feel that way are the majority, there is still very much a minority who disagree. So don't be so stupid and conceited. Oh wait, you're so self-centered you think your opinion is the one everyone has, of course you're mentally retarded...

>>25305299
We can't be autistic, but you can? Double standard.

>>25310075

Which one were you? give clue or tell me in an email you're orange tag guy haha. I've been sleeping yucky hours and just responded to most of the emails.

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>>25305672
why do you use ableist language and insults?

Did you betas actually fall for this LMAO!

>>25310842
You're right I shouldn't and don't usually, but I picked it up off 4chan

>>25310848
Fall for what? I always find it funny, you're the one falling for me being a meme of a person.

>>25310136

I will show them affection. It will be done.

False, there are no girls on the internet online dot com.

False female, ignore
.
.
.
14 / f / cali hello

>>25310864

Come paint my toenails.

>>25310136
I am still trapped in 2004.


a/s/l ?

Hi

>>25310859
that's fair enough. I am not sure it is fair to have disproportionately high expectations of 'good' people.

is voice chat necessary for you? I am not comfortable with it

how long does it take to find an internet bff?
should anons be competing yet?

>>25310878

It's pretty much necessary because I fall off talking to people who I don't voice chat with for whatever reason, I've just gotten used to voice and text feels too detached. But voice isn't like immmediately necessary, I'm fine with taking a while to work up to it. With that, I can text chat solely but I don't know if I'll be able to stay engaged.

>>25310881
It's taking a while haha

>>25310866
Does this mean I win the competition?

Cool, glad I knocked this out of the park with my first post.

>>25310885
that's fine then. maybe we will be friends in a few years.

>>25310914

:( can we at least tryyyy text, what if you're my dream friend

>>25310917
u can add me on skype @ mrvontar

I can voice chat for a bit before I go to sleep lol

>>25310917
This thread raises all kind of red flags about you imo but I'm bored and I don't really care. Also I like that you support the usage of Zyklon B.

My skype is live:thepropanedoctor

>>25310885
Hmmmm
if you're not responding to my email then that means i am no longer a potential friendo?
silly to ask really
you just seem interesting

>>25310950

email me again and tell me it's you because I've gotten a lot of spam mail and I'm responding to literally anyone I can find through the spam mail.

>>25310887

Yeah, you've knocked it hard and good.

>>25305538
Is this ubaba? What a cunt

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>>25305299
ITT :
>unkempt obese "woman" seeks "friends"
>cats aren't doing it anymore

See you on 'My 600 LB Life' OP. Thanks for the early morning laugh!

>>25311076

I love this so much. There are no words to express.

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>>25311083
>There are no words to express.

but ... but ... you just used words to express ... didn't you? DID I IMAGINE IT?

WORDS? WOOOOOORDS?!
>searches

>>25311085

Those were the only words I could have used, YET even they weren't enough

>>25310751
I asked you about your interests and what you wanted from this to see if we were compatible or not.

>>25310961
I resent my email again too

>>25311133
Check your emails fagotte

>>25311455

anyone I haven't responded to just re-email me okay, literally like a period or something, anything