sexual assumption thread! assume how people like to be pleasured

no one? ;/

>>25303627
Is secretly into hard core DD/lg noncon

>>25303735
not really

>>25303780
You said guess, you look like you'd pretend to be vanilla but have really dark kinks.

>>25303735
Guys will always guess this cos they are fucking retarded.

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sure fuck it

>>25303627
also, I'm guessing youre into dirty talk but pretty vanilla sex
like, starts with "oh I want you to fuck me into a wall" then it's like slow and sensual sorta stuff
once youre REALLY comfortable, you enjoy some lighter-roughness but not pain

>>25303825
>>25303822
Im a little fruity in the nut sack

>>25303627
You like to do your make up and put on lingerie, make it a big event, you want ot to be steamy and sensual and last all night long. You like riding.

.>>25303822
Gentle femdom, no forced fem or too much pain.

>>25303827
>>25303831
damn i look that much like a bitch?

>>25303839
Hey, I'm into gentle femdom, nothing "bitch" about that. A girl who takes control and wants you to be her good boy is hot af.

>>25303839
Not to me man, I said no forced fem. Ain't nothing wrong with femdom.

>>25303822
you have a nice warm boooty hole. I bet your shits are so raunchy tho.

>>25303822
I'd say you're into feet.

>>25303851
true, didnt see that part
>>25303849
hahah my B
>>25303859
christ m8

>>25303627
Lots of anal and rough play/dirty talk. Probably very sweet after sex though

>>25303897
idk if you're a man or a woman, but I'm pretty sure you're gay either way

>>25303822I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Sh1tter was blathering to Mrs. Sh1tter about the sh1tty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn’t get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier.

>>25303897
You like to hurt people. You're also pan

>>25303897
Ace

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>>25303897
I can't figure ur gender, but lgbt
>>25303822
feels not enough is happening sexually
>>25303627
is it really u? sleep with uni professor

>>25303825
>>25303831
yess
>>25303890
not lots but yeah
>>25304755
only did that once

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>>25303627
Super dominated
>>25303822
Like to be controlled by a woman gently and lovingly
>>25303897
You channel your energy and shakra with your lover
>>25304755
You hold the whip

>>25305884
sometimes

>>25303627
Would fuck your friends bf if you liked him bad enough.

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>>25305884
likes it on the rougher side, enjoys it when your woman calls you daddy
>>25305888
super vanilla all the way through.

>>25306213
japanese bondage
>>25305891
gets rough

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>>25306213
Likes to be choked

>>25306167
noo

>>25307327
thin men
>>25306689
soft sm

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>>25303627
you're a domme and you're into leather
>>25303822
humiliation (giving) and dirty talking
>>25303897
sensation play
>>25304755
facesitting and being tied up
>>25305884
hairpulling and spitting
>>25305888
you like lightly smacking a girl's ass from behind and holding her ponytail, therefore in your mind you "like it rough"
>>25305891
consensual nonconsent
>>25306213
you're a switch. some days you like to be 100% dominant and humiliate your partner, sometimes you like pet play.
>>25306689
oral
>>25307327
you're into latex outfits and being whipped

maybe it won't be sideways with a border

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>>25308357
yess leather is the best

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>>25307327 big cocks since you cant feel normal ones with so much fat arround pussy

>>25308357
Normal potition with lights turned off so he cant see your belly

>>25306689
Self fingering since you cant find a bf

>>25303627
Doggy style with slaps because you look normal

>>25306213
Octapus into pussy because you are asian

>>25308449
more of dat ass

>>25306213
face fucking

>>25308623
my favourite actually
>>25308630
sorry I'm not into sharing more than that

>>25308651
word, that's fine. my guess is you've had your ass eaten a few times and thought it was just okay.

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>>25308651
Post your bruises

>>25308669
one guy tried it, didn't like it
>>25308674
noo, as I said, not sharing more like that

>>25308692
>pretenting you have photos with bruises

>>25308696
not exactly, but I have some faded bruises now

>>25308701
If they fade away you have to do something and get new ones

>>25308818
what are you suggesting?

>>25303627
Would like to try a mmf but probably wont do it

Anyone who answered anything other than Missionary position strictly for procreation is a degenerate and going to burn in Hell

>>25308832
Visit greece to give you new marks

>>25308843
spot on
>>25308855
too far, I might just do something here anyway :p

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>>25308623
you look like you are into slapping and choking. light bdsm.
>>25308357
you can deep throat
>>25306689
you like to wear a strapon
>>25306213
total submissive
>>25305884
missionary with the lights off
>>25304755
premature ejaculator, but can recover nicely

>>25308881
legitimately enjoys anal sex and doesn't just do it for her partner
>>25308974
gives amazing head and swallows

>>25303627
Loves tasting/swallowing cum (as well as cum inside?). Wild fuck, but makes breakfast after

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>>25308357
Into beast/furries
>>25308623
Loves taking it from a glory hole
>>25308881
Enjoys getting it on outdoors

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>>25303627
likes small dicks

>>25309154
mascot costumes are my biggest fear lmao

>>25305891
faggot
>>25308623
faggot
>>25309154
double faggot
>>25309170
faggot

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>>25309170
Likes to spy on people having sex

>>25309154
BDSM as a dom, loves to have a woman worship every part of him

>>25308881
Very rough sex, with spanking, slapping and stomping.

>>25308623
Feet

>>25308357
Being facefucked

>>25306689
Being pegged by tomboys

>>25306213
Being treated like a goddess and pleasured in every way at a whim.

>>25309516
Loves to explore sex with drugs

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>>25309516
I'd bet money you like to be choked while taking it up the ass

>>25309170
"God I wish that were me" looking ass

>>25309516
Gets off on being called good girl for being vegan and would love to swallow to please her man but can't for aforementioned reason, leading to low self-esteem and dyed hair

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>>25309516
Sex is a piece of real nice EDM to you.>>25309573
You just can't get into it. Going through the motions.

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>>25309644

>>25303627
wants to be wrapped in plastic

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>>25309516

really aggressive bottom, into biting and spanking, and will make her partner feel like a little bitch despite him being the one on top. also gives really good head.

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>>25309753
pretty tame but has some fucked up fantasies you never talk about
>>25309644
gets bored easily, so needs a lot of variation
>>25309573
seem kinda asexual to me idk
>>25309516
likes to change between rough and passionate sex

>>25309994
you let your partner take the lead. tried anal once and wasn't into it.

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I'm actually really curious, will do others in separate response

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>>25303627
Pretty vanilla
>>25303822
People are probably assuming you're submissive because of your fearful expression
>>25303897
Probably vanilla-ish domination
>>25304755
You look like you'd piss on a chick
>>25306213
Probably DDLG
>>25310012
You look like a sub, maybe a gay one?
>>25309994
Nice girl who's into unspeakable shit?

>>25310012
Average everyday twink

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>>25310030
choking
>>25310012
anal. receiving.
>>25309994
you're pretty vanilla
>>25309753
being dominated


round two, why not

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>>25308881
Crazy slut
>>25308974
Crazy slut
>>25309516
Crazy slut
>>25309573
Currently celibate
>>25310030
Pussy destroyer
>>25310119
Crazy slut

>>25310119
Pretty spot on.
At second glance I think you'd be into oral stuff, not necessarily a kink but those are my experiences with nose rings

>>25310132
Also reported true by my ex
Can't say what kink you'd be into, I don't think you'd be into any super abnormal shit

Also you look sorta like Oscar Isaac

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>>25310132
crazy slut
>>25310119
you like the wild shit
>>25310012
you certainly look like you enjoy anal d00d

>>25310157
not wrong. eating ass
>>25310151
love oral!!
>>25310132
former crazy slut. you're really selfish and don't like giving what you get.

>>25310231
>"former"

Once a node, always a node.

Also, wrong. I'm plenty generous. Maybe just not for you.

>>25310268
that's okay, you can keep the generosity lol

>>25310347
There's no reason to get salty.

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>>25309644
Secretly kinky as hell

>>25309516
absolutely loves cum, as in wants it everywhere in your mouth, on your face.

>>25308974
Shy until you get her in bed

>>25308881
Total domme in bed

>>25305891
Likes being able to pick up their partner and fuck them

>>25309124
yesss
>>25309170
>>25309744
>>25310030
noo

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>>25311602
also different id

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>>25303627
Doggy style
>>25303897
Have no idea but probably into rope bdsm, especially tied around your boobs
>>25306213
loves riding a sex swing
>>25308357
likes geting choked, and face fucked
>>25308449
give head and blow jobs and likes being eaten out, potentially open to a ffm threesome
>>25308881
I would say dom wrestling and pinning down your partner and face sitting on them
>>25309516
gives really great head and likes to swallow
>>25309994
Probably likes anal and would mind getting you hair pulled