Canada thread 23, male, Halifax 902 I want to try sucking

24/m/Calgary/403/587
I'm into hypnosis and would love to practice it with someone who's curious about it or has an interest themselves. Besides that I'm looking for chill people to get baked with.

kik is d.joestar

>>25278895
There already is a Canada thread anon.

It gets to stupid high bumps because mods seem to not notice.

Last one was 520 posts lel

/soc/ needs a bump limit

>>25278916
Sadly there is never any Girls from Calgary
Predicting it's going to be a sausage fest
just like every other Canada Thread

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902 outside Halifax
22/M/bi/Dom
Down for talking and playing vidya
also cuddling or fucking like rabbits
Or all of the above, I'm not picky.
Kik: Revolver_Samuel

>>25279222
Just because women don't post in these doesn't mean they're not checking this out and contacting the guys that do.

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23
Halifax
Heteroflexible
Looking for fun.

>>25280207
women expect us men to take the initiative in courtship
online we can't take that initiative if women don't post their contact

>>25280229

That's more of the case in real life.

I know a lot of women lurk these threads and add men that are appealing to them.

Too bad these threads are a fuckfest most of the time, though.

>>25280239
sadly most of the few women here are cam whores and sluts
not the type of girl that interests me
same reason I don't go to Bars or nightclubs

near impossible to find a girl that wants a real relationship in her early 20's
church is about the only place
but religious girls usually have something wrong with their personality

add mee shyguy50666

24/m Toronto
Straight
Looking for someone to hang out with, bum around downtown or whatever. Preferably a girl.

skype: corgi92

35 M 416 downtown. Looking for a younger, petite (5 ft 5 and under) woman. Kik: armadillo_smuggler

(Well-hung and experienced in case that's relevant)

might as well post it here too!

>A/S/L
18/f/Edmonton
>Sexual Orientation
bi
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text/Mic/Cam
yes/yes/yes
>Music
indie pop and rock
>Books
i dont have time to read, but i will take suggestions! ^^
>Shows/Movies
i really like shows about the roman republic
>Vidya
no but i am open to them
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
maybe
>What languages do you speak?
english, french, and a bit of some inuit dialects
>What are you looking for?
fun people! someone to talk about hockey with!!!
my favourite hockey player is curtis mcelhinney. <3
the flames are my favourite team <33
>What are you NOT looking for?
dicks!
>Contact Info
live:supercurt37_1

>>25280353
Snapchat? I can post mine

>>25280355
It's skype btw

sorry
dont use snapchat

26/m edmonton
bearded straight guy

what's kicking?

kik is churchryn

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>>25278895
20/m/Hamilton

Looking for some anon's to talk to, maybe meet up with at some point if I don't get a stabby vibe from you.

Females too, i'm a decent lad I swear.

Kik: wew.is.lad

18/M/902(nova scotia) any femanons near here? ill post my kik

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27m here in toronto for the ladies

>>25280885
kik: shirtless1989

>>25280353
>>25280368
>supercurt37_1
Curtiss Blair
Age 21
Gender Male

21/Male/Toronto 416
Kik: filosofem1
I'm a bicurious top, looking for someone to experiment with

20M/Toronto looking for cool F to chill and smoke some kush since all my friends are to busy with work or out of the country
Snap:tharuby

>>25280885
Why u posting a shirtless pic if u ain't got no muscle mah dood

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>>25280885
>that pic
>looking for ladies

Any of you halifax anons ever fuck a hot mixed black chick on the city? Or got her noods?

19/m/Guelph Kw
Looking for fun, guys or girls
Kik me PC_Principal99

M/22/timmins
Looking to meet girls from around here
cameron1323

>>25281411
>>25281248
haters gonna b jelly all daaaaaaaaay

andrew099828

Edmonton 24 m

>>25278895
hey dan.

Hamilton where you at

>Age:
24
>Sex:
m
>Location:
250 (Kelowna)
>What are you looking for:
Anyone to do something with. Summer is here and I need to get out and do things
>Contact info:
kik: triumphantacid

I'm into biking, board games, hiking and wine

604/ M/ 22
kik: nc_sirk
Anyone can feel free to message me. Into anything desu

>>25280299

I'm early 20's and found a good relationship through 4chan. It was luck more than anything, me thinks.

I don't even know why I still lurk on this board - I've found what I want...old habits die hard, I suppose.

24/m/604/778
Caesars are lovely let's get one or ten.
kik/snapchat-ksolaire.

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Straight male in 519. Video is me.

Not sure if any chickies will hit me up, but...
>kik: john...damn (three dots)

Feel free to kik me even if you aren't nearby.

24 / M / Downtown Toronto / Straight

Looking for actual long term relationship potential. In Particular someone who likes wine/beer, would be up for going to parkour gyms to do life threatening stunts and enjoys cooking or going to nice restaurants.

kik is ShockingConclusions

If it helps i actually have a career in television production downtown and im not going to school / working some sort of retail position

24/m/Montreal
Looking to tie someone up. Girl or trap/mtf
kik Chlorotox

27/m/Halifax
bi bored down for whatever
kik: Halidude014

so you really wanna know what causes the massive rush hours from other cities to vancouver EVERY MORNING??

men and people have been having sex with farm animals

okay so its like this

vancouver women get massive yeast nfections from their cum crusted yoga pants and ugg boots addictions

its an epidemic or birdemic proportions

when the ladies come home the numale boyfriend is stoned out of his mind
off dabs
cow in drag
women vomits all over the floor
as the stench of cannabis , manure, and craft beers fill the air of the very expensive apartment

the women is disturbed that the ow is dressed just like her

and how her boyfriend got it up ten floors of the condo with no one noticing it.

25,m,902
Straight
Kik: TheScienceGuy9

>>25280207
Bullshit. I've posted my contact info the last few threads. Women do not contact

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26 m Toronto straight.
Kik; Amusemouse

Down for whatever, I karaoke on Fridays and Saturdays I have off, or I'm dancing with emo kids if that's happening. Kinda a pot head and do other things when the times right. I also play in a original band as the bassist.

>>25284568
maybe they just don't want to contact you?

Kik Desu_420
bi curious,m,21
403

Bi guy
Ottawa
Like to give oral
Discrete

Kik:Scholarmate

>>25284568
>Women don't contact me so they don't contact anybody here

/soc/ everybody

>>25280217
Nice foreskinned weenis, dude

>everyone in halifax is bi
Well that's something at least.

>>25280217
kik?

Male/613

Strictly looking for friends. Don't really care about age, gender, or sexuality, just respect mine. Not looking for internet loving.

Anyway, looking for people who may want to have some beers, game, play magic, or even camp/fish this summer. Kik - chat.amatic

27/m/902 (Halifax)

kik: ant16902

>>25280229
>>25280229
anytime i post my contact info i am bombarded with people not even near me.

>>25285941
Same here.
I was wondering if anyone else was having this happen to them too.

>>25285952
i started actually writing "please dont message me if you dont live near me or visit regularly" and stilll people from even the US would message me. so i stopped leaving my KIK and now just ask ppl for theirs


with that being said

24/f/Banff, leave ur info if u want me to message u

>>25285958
Banff nice
I'm in canada and don't live anywhere near you. I hope you find what you're looking for in beautiful banff :3

>>25285961
just moved here like three weeks ago from Ottawa and it is sooo stunning!

i hope u find w/e ur looking for too :)

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24/m/902

My name's Alex. Hit me up on kik: buoyknife

>>25285941
It probably happens to all the women that post.
I lurk but never post info anymore because of it.

403/F here, but I don't even want to reach out to those that post anymore because of how thirsty guys have been in the past.

Why do I even keep coming here?

>>25286017
A hypocritical need for validation?

>>25286017
guys wouldn't act so thirsty if you girls would actually
quench their thirst by at least giving them a chance.
you don't need to post nudes or anything
just be willing to chat online, get to know the guy
instead of having unrealistic standards
and rejecting a guy just because he isn't brad pit mcrichalot
you girls who browse 4chan aren't playboy bunnies
you don't have any right to expect such high standards against us men
it wouldn't kill you to at least go for coffee once in a while.
the entire point of /Soc/ is the meetups in the real world.

>>25286050

lmaaao this is so wild. i literally dated a chubby dude who was like 5'5 from /soc which is why i come back cause maybe i'll meet someone decent but then i see these stupid ass rants and i wonder why the hell im here.

this is so silly, i've met like 5 ppl from 4chan, go back to ur hole.

>>25286050
The quintessential "nice guy": Give me a chance, you shallow bitch.

>>25285958
24 m Edmonton whatup

fireicebabe

>>25286058
I'm kind of curious, would you mind sharing what ended up happening with you and the 5"5 fat dude in the end? You sound like a sexual martyr. Haha

>>25286089
it was LDR and i went to travel and it kinda just didnt work out, were still great friends but just wrong time kinda deal.

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>>25286017
besides you girls spam us guys too
80% of women try to chase the top 20% of men
while ignoring the other 80% that are actually realistically attainable
us men have far more realistic standards
women should be settling for men equivalent to themselves
not shooting for the moon and sulking when you can't land a handsome millionaire.

will you be approached by some you aren't compatible with?
yes, that's part of dating and courtship.
get over it and deal with it.
you women wanted freedom to to choose your own spouse
this is part of the responsibility that comes with that freedom
you have the job of getting to know men that approach you
and then having to decide if you continue to court them
or you reject them and send them on their way.
unless you want parents arranging the marriages of their daughters again
if you want the freedom to choose your own spouse
you have to deal with the spam of courtship and dating yourself.

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>>25286101

>>25286060
Let me guess you're the quintessential "Not A Slut"
The "nice girl" who has sucked every cock at the local pub
and would make the "perfect wife" to show off to the family at thanksgiving or christmas dinner ?

do you have a "tramp stamp" tattoo too?

>>25286116
Clearly you feel your "alpha" status threatened
Do you feel your "Dominance" and social "territory"
are being challenged Anon?
are you so worried I'll steal away a 4chan slut from you
that you feel the need to compare me to a random picture of some complete stranger

are you really that much of a beta
you have no confidence of your own?

>>25286137
2/10

>>25286124
I literally posted a pic of my beautiful, bearded face ITT, you dumb, insecure loser. Haha Take responsibility for shitty personality and quit pushing off your issues onto the objects of your desire and maybe you'll start to get somewhere in life. ;)

>>25286093
Sounds like a melancholy, but beautiful experience for both of you. I'm glad you were able to find something worthwhile, even if it wasn't what you were expecting. :)

>>25286116
Manifesto incoming! Hahaha

>>25286157
>>25286163
>>25286173
Keep on keepin' on, fuccboi

22/m/506 looking for people to drink with

>>25283530
a little something for the gay boys.
>straight
lol

>>25285958
I'm >>25282345
It would be nice to chat to someone else in the mountains.

21/M/bicurious uncut. Looking for SFW and NSFW chat. In Ottawa and Toronto alot

kik:ridinsolo846

>>25285978
Ever get licky on here? Non many 902 anons on here.

Kik is .abduction.
18M, Toronto

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I hate London, I hate being alone all the time with nothing but the company of my depression.

>>25286017
Are you wanting to talk to people close by?

Toronto area - m - bi - 27 - 6'0 - Average build
Looking for 420 FWB
kek: jayinmay

27/m/780

Just want to talk about big tits and getting my ass fucked.

Kik: hornyguyyeg

>>25286411
Keep on using internet buzzwords to distract yourself from how sad and angry you feel jerking off to red pill message boards day after day. Haha

>>25286899
Jazz's ex, so we meet again. And by meet again I mean don't talk to me, you creepy loser.

>>25287354
>he thinks i'm redpilled
LOL
man you really are a fuccboi

>>25287371
What else would you call an internet hipster who calls any guy calling out his immature shit a wannabe alpha or fuck boy and whines at every girl not interested in his boring advances about them being mediocre-looking whores with unachievable standards? Vent all you want, babe, but the fact remains that no one should ever have to settle for you. :)

>>25287414
>fuccboi talking about women settling
fucking LOL
is this just masterful trolling? or is you serious? jesus christ

>>25284971
>>25285268
If they don't post, and they don't reply to my posts, then yes, they might as well not fucking exist on this board.

>>25280217
booooyyyy, kik?

>>25287366
Uhh u ok there bud?

>>25285978
why u even mad m8? we practically /b/rothers, fucked the same pussy n all.

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30/m/604

Bearded muscular white guy looking for women/traps to dominate/call me daddy

>>25288403
Kik?

>>25286101
>>25286124
Stay mad I'm sure it will get you a ton of dates and make you very happy.

23/m/204

Tie me up, peg my ass

Kik wpegged

>>25288448
Max.Powr

21 Male Toronto (416)
Bicurious and looking for a bottom
kik: filosofem1

>>25280353
First post in a while I've seen from E-town

>>25289038
Etown rep

Nice weekend we're gonna have

>>25289046
Who from E-town is ready to get down? Jk

>>25289051
With my girlfriend, sure hahaha

>>25289068

Why not with a sissyboi? ;3

25/m/Calgary

Bored and nothing to do.

403

>>25288403
Omg I've been looking for this picture for like 10 years. Thanks for posting.

>>25282337
welp

time to kill myself

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28/m/toronto looking for a nice girl that I get along with to fool around with

kik is art6b

brocc0li
im in 604
not looking to fuck

23m
604
downtown

marsattacks4

getting some drinks down for whatever but just really looking for a bar buddy for the night

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26/m/Hamilton
Just looking for interesting snaps, I find it interesting to get a peak of other peoples lives no matter how mundane.
Snapchat: ingcom

>>25289892
vancouver? what do you want?

>>25278895

26, male, quebec

Am I alone here?

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22 male toronto 647 open minded kik mmshore95

26/m/604

Looking for whatever. I don't really go out much.

kik: mcnougat

604/m/25 Vancouver (near downtown)
looking to drink maybe smoke a bowl. Super bored. nothing sexual

>>25290214
if you mean quebec city, yeah probably

>>25285958
403 calgary 26m.

you can add me on kik as walkobliquely. it's unlikely anything will happen but if you're bored and wanna chat for a bit

>>25286017
> cunt sucking

Shit nigger I'm 31 now.
403/m
Kik:chaos.incorporated

Looking for some of the implied, maybe I can suck brains too?

20/m/bi
Ottawa 613
Kik: litaf613

Looking for someone to enjoy this nice weekend with!

>>25290520

Province of Quebec, I mean Quebec city would be like, impossible.

Toronto area, 420 buddy? kik: wxyz647

>>25290214
>>25290214

Non t'es pas tout seul ! kik : quebec_frog

>>25286428
>506

25/m/506 here. Whats your contact info?