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ITT Chat/Discussions general *OPERATION _B_R_I_N_G___H_E_R___H_O_M_E_*:

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ITT Chat/Discussions general
*OPERATION _B_R_I_N_G___H_E_R___H_O_M_E_*: May Is Cold Edition

Tell the thread what the weather is like in your area(pics always welcomed) so we can finally triangulate the weather module's location
Lets just have another pic dump, anything you've taken or have taken before post em. Drawings, landscapes, sceneries, pics of animals. Whatever just post them.

Post pics in current state(not necessary if you don't want to)

>What are you doing currently
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
>Why are you a NEET
>Films/television
>Books
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
>etc

>>General Discussion
>You don't have to follow these guidelines, although they make it easier to introduce yourself.
>Just post some content so other anons get to roast you.
>Don't be discouraged from the slow reposes, most of anons here are international

Just post it

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I'll make this quick since it's late here and I blew most of my time making this macro.


Sorry about the late (you)s their late and probably will be latter, I "will" get on them tomorrow but right now I'll just post some postable content/ what I'm doing thing and fuck off to bed.
I'm not grown enough to be posting during euro/aussie real nigga posting hours.

Enjoy this photo, if your brave enough turn up the light in it
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Did anyone read this thread this week? It summed up the whole nu-soc experience imo

Also cant think of anything else to post rn, all my mind seems to be focused on is food and sleeping. So I think I"ll fuck off soon
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For some reason I had a dream it was snowing heavily here and that my brother was home.
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>>25260905
Did you sex?
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>>25260995
Not really, it was just a a strange dream.
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>>25260998
2 questions?
What gender you identify as?
What is your sex?
How is the weather now?
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It's pouring outside.
Sorry for titled image.

>doing
I should be learning but I'm lurking obviously
>music
The new bones album is good
https://youtu.be/1S_2HaqEQPM

>why are you a NEET
Is this NEET only? Fuck
>films/television
Almost none at the moment. Will see the new Alien tomorrow
>books
Metro 2034
>recent stories
Found an apartment to live in, will start moving soon
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>>25261007
James Bond
What are you learning?
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>>25261018
>James Bond
I don't get it
>what are you learning
Tax law
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>>25261003
Male.
Male.
It's sunny since it is May.
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>>25261022
>I don't get it
Last 3 numbers of you first post lol
>Tax law
How to evade and stuff like Trump?
>>25261023
Idk about the dream, maybe you miss him
It is sunny and hot, good for swims now
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Suh doods. I'm getting ready to play Fire Emblem Echoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux9GwcYBhnM

I'm a NEET right now because I don't live in the same place as any of my friends. Used to meetup every week and play Smash with 5-13 peeps. Now I'm stuck in a tiny ass village with my family for a few more months.

Don't really have any interesting stories. Spend most of my days watching YouTube shows or playing my 3DS, they're the only things keeping me sane as of late. If any of you anons have a 3DS, I urge you to hack it, it's so worth it. Been playing it nonstop since December!

So far I've beaten Pokemon Moon, Bravely Default, Bravely Second, Etrian Odyssey Untold 2: the Fafnir Knight, Kirby Planet Robobot, and Rune Factory 4 (need to do post game), Got Shovel Knight, Persona Q, Dragon Quest 8, Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon and Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies lined up after I'm done with Fire Emblem Echoes.
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>>25261047
>post #
You're right
>how to evade
Not only. Also German tax law so super complicated. I will be finishing my studies next month and finally earn more money and move out.

Who are you?
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>>25261050
You look really young...
Smash is fun but there's always that one person who gets super serious

I bought one just to play the new Pokemon game but I haven't played since I beat the game lol
I want to try Fire Emblem and more games but no money now
>>25261052
>German tax
I thought you guys couldn't do that economy shite anymore. Or was it just for military? Was that even a thing.
That's pretty smart of you though, getting into legal/office work is pretty demanding but to most the reward is way too good.

I was going to ask you the same thing, I used to post a lot in the beginning so I doubt you would know me lol.
Anyway I gtg back to my job and I'm moving too kek
If you're lurking though, why not engage with the people here?
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>>25261124
I know. Turning 25 this year and I still get people saying that I look 16-20 years old, haha. I look older if I don't shave and keep my hair longer. My baby face is a curse and a blessing, I guess.

If you don't feel bad pirating stuff, you could hack your 3DS and download games for it. I hacked mine mainly so I can get undub (Japanese) audio for games, and also there are mods and hacks for games, like randomized Pokemon, or custom textures and music for Smash.
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>>25261124
I'll keep lurking
>I thought you couldn't do that econmy shite anymore
Why would you think that? Germany is economically pretty strong at the moment. Other countries already asked to lower our export rates because it's unfair (literally)
>legal/office work
The reward isn't THAT good, I'll never be rich but the main factor is security. You can't e fired as a German official when you've been working there for 5 years and even before that it's pretty hard to fire you -unlike on the free market where you have to constantly compete against co workers and shit

>>25261135
>25
Holy shit. I thought you were 16 or so, especially since all you do is play DS. Sorry if that sounded mean
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>>25261164
Nah it isn't mean. Donmai donmai, I'm used to it.
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draw me a chicken
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>>25261478
a burb
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>>25261538
<>:)
oh bby
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>>25261545
Even moar chicken
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Goddammit do not summon the arab girl people please please please. Do not shit up this thread my dude. We are off to a decent start.
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Rouge checking in just to say I'm disappointed you mongs haven't nutted up and moved onto a different medium yet.
Shout out to Latvia homies.
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>>25262364
>mfw oldfags showing up
what do you even suggest
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>>25261047
I'm really indifferent to my brother tbqh.
Almost, this May whole lot cooler than the last one.
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>>25262381
Skype or Discord honestly, after this long getting phone numbers wouldn't even be weird.
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>>25262395
I used to have folk from here on Skype, but I killed it because emo faggotry and wish to be alone.
I want to dump these mostly because the longer I spend on this board, the more it looks like some hothouse for mentally ill homosexuals and people who are confused about their gender.
All the drama faggotry ITT doesn't even help, can't tell if it is legitimate autism or a real act.

>calling people from Eastern Europe to US, UK or Germany
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I don't even have a phone, my Nokia fliphone ain't in game no more.
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>>25262395
Although if people could run a discord or Skype group with some moderation ( no more "pls post Arab girl" or "Pious pls post nudes" "youll all beta cowards" shit ), it would be p lit. These were really good some time ago, but as the board quality has gone down, these have too. I'm a bitch for the way you can talk here and how easily you can reply to old posts while staying in touch with the new, not something easily done on Skype where it is more real time mostly.
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>>25262351
:^)
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>>25262420
>>25262402
Those are good reasons, and I can't argue with you. I'm more thinking in the long run as this has turned out to be, something with a little more permanence. Watching this board devolve is awesome, you got me there.
>Nokia phone broke
I didn't see any nukes going off over there?
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>>25262463
So have you been in any Skype groups or discord groups? I've seen links thrown around, but I've never legit joined as I imagine that it will be full of epin memes and similar cancer since this is coming from one of the worst boards of 4chan.

Naah, just lost me charger, can't find a replacement. And I gave my other phone to brother when he came out, he went back in, but he didn't give me the damn phone and I can't be arsed to get it back.

And why are you still here, last time I remember you being here regularly was sometime in summer when these were any good.
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Oh damn I was going to bump the thread, but I see its no necessary. I'll be back in a hour or so to dump (you)s or at least attempt that

>>25261538
>>25261599
Can this thread PLEASE have more drawfags? I'd really like to start a group doodle or something like that one day. Nice cocks btw

>>25262351
My guy you, yourself have just summon the arab stalker.

You seeded your own fate of endless sleep on the garden bed. Pretty sure he'll crl+f "ag" and start spamming in the morning since hes a euro
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>>25262529
I fell on me elbow earlier today bruh, how you've been.

And are you still on Skype, I asked in previous bread as I want to move on from ITT, so I wonder if I can stay in touch.
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>>25262529
And you put me in the OP with Lithuanian flag, delet that.
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>>25262548
>>25262529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-elyK2cnxI
Actually, it gives me more reasons to spam my traditional folk songs ( read: autism ) ITT.

>tfw not "Kai ant plečiaus sustojum, žuvėdus, iškapojum. Ei ei ajajaj, žuvėdus iškapojum."
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>>25262533
>>25262548
Your man of steel, just look at those arms, how did you get a little wee babie bruise on your elbow anyways? I think all the cuts on my hand from cleaning the gutters healed, which is weird since cuts usually take furever to heal on me.
Its semi hot, I feel gross and I haven't eaten anything today. Think I might go and buy some beer and try drawing

Yeah I'm still on there with all my 3 contacts. I still have your old account on there, but idk why it doesn't tell me you deleted it.
> delet that.
Lol when I was making that I asked my self if I should change the flag to something(I secertly knew it would trigger) but it was like 4am so I said fuck it
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>>25262558
>type in african american folklore
>mfw I'm not sourthern enough to have a voodoo granma
>not northern enough to hear tales about 60s muh cicil rights

really makes you think about things
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>>25262576
Nah, they're thin as shit, it's just the angle. I fell on my ass when I was trying to move some stuff in my yard.
I've been doing nothing but eating, still feel like eating, how do you manage to stay without food?

Because Skype only saves messages up to 30 days, so rest of our chat history is on your HDD, I think if you flushed your history file our chats would disappear. At least Skype told me my account would be gone, apparently it takes 60 ( or was 90, can't remember ) days to flush the account. So I guess it is a left over, I am not sure my account even exists, but I will try looking up my Skype when I make a new acc.

>Lithuania
>>25262558

You might get a Skype (You), I can't fall asleep anyways.
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>>25262587
So you's a nigga stuck between. Voodo civili activist granma shit.
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>>25262589
I'm pretty sure my arms are less THICC'er than yours, tho I bump into shit all the time and now I don't really feel it. Hopefully no one saw you fall, I can't get away with that since there no fence in my yard anymore
I was eating pretty good last week, but now I lost that phat phuck mentality. I think I got like this after I got out of HS, smoking to much shweed and then not eating afterwards.....for three years

I should join a recon unit in the army

Man that reminds me I need to go thru there and delete most of that, pretty sure most of those chats go back to last summer. Also skype likes to DL dumb memes and reaction pics. I just checked and now your gone on my skype so speak of the devil
>Lithuania
Love thy neighbor boius, what have they ever done to you?
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>>25262594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lclGNk4PaMY

I think this is as folklory you can get over in cali, if I dive any deeper you'll just get slave songs. Which are depressing at least to me
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is arab girl here yet!
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>>25262652
Its over the thread is ded now
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>>25262652
Really makes me ponder on existence and all that is within.
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>>25262652
You do know she's a lesbo, right?
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>>25262695
no? what do you mean!
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>>25262698
She likes pucci, not the boipucci kind though. It means you gotto get the gender bender surgery now to get it.
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>>25262695
Theres like two stalkers on this board asking for arab/muslim girls. No clue which one>>25262652 is tho
Can one of you clarify which girl your after?
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>>25262698
Not the brightest, are we...
She's into that whole carpet munching meme that women go through at one point.
Even in the off chance that she did happen to post here, you would not have the opportunity to do whatever it is you want to do with her. So you're pretty much wasting your own time, hot rod.
>>25262708
I'm stalking white women for that green card my nigga. ;)
Just sit back and watch, shhh.
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>>25262705
>>25262708
>>25262728
i dont believe you
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>Just sit back and watch
I'm waiting, but its impossible to make sense to autist

>>25262735
Go read the fucking board then man, there was some dude posting the other arab girls nudes, then someone( I'm guessing you) got confused and thought it was the girl who posted here.
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Soz afro and Pious (and others?) for not posting often since I'm moving and I've been basically working double time fixing some shit in my house and it's almost 10p.m, but the shit itt was getting out of hand, later dudes.
>>25262735
Man I don't have time for this.
Fine don't believe me, she doesn't like guys and the people here can tell you that, it's not a lie she was outspoken about it too so idk what to tell you.
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>>25262746
were nudes? the arab girl post her pic!
>>25262754
no fuck you
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fuck you fags arab girl doesnt like girls!
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arab girl do you like girl?
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>>25262746
You just need to plant the right idea into people sometimes. Anyways see ya later bro.
>>25262764
Girls* and yeah she is a pedo too :/
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arab girl you like boys!
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>>25262769
go fuck yourself
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arab girl please respond!
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arab girl!..
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i dont believe unless arab girl say shes a lesbian
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she dont like lesbians
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>>25262754
>>25262769
Errrr I think you missed brit but hes been in and out since school, I think. Get use to fixing shit tho thats going to be your whole life, you'll come home from work and noticed something isn't working and you'll want to beat your spouse.
Still waiting on those pics of your new house, I know where you fucking live*

*until you move then I'll be shit out of luck

Honestly I think that anon might be sick in the head, I thought he was trolling guess not.
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arab girl you here!
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your all liars fags
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>>25262809
Then go ask her yourself...

I'm also out of here for now, I'll probably be back with (you)s and if anyone wants to chat about anything other than "arab lesbians"
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>>25262818
contact info?
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>>25262822
catjakin

Now stop spamming the thread geez
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>>25262798
Pickles babe, I'm sorry.

It's just a few holes to patch and paint and there's a whole room to redo from scratch but I couldn't since I have been leaving work at 4pm and been getting home at almost 6 so I only go to the other house for a hour or 2 at most and the electric company cut the fucking power and ugh so much dumb shit I don't want to remember because my head hurts.
>you'll want to beat your spouse
Lmao, that's why I'm doing it now.
Here's a quick pic of it, idk it feels awkward if I do house tour though. I'm falling asleep for real though and I need my beauty sleep.
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all fake liars arab girl!
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>>25262827
that not her!
i wait for arab girl
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i want arab girl no gays
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>>25262867
It ain't gay if you say the ballz dont touch.
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arab girl the thread need you!
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arab girl we need you!
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are you post arab girl!
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>>25262847
Damn what the fuck, that house is cuter than I thought it was going to be tbqh

Sounds like the previous owners were some kind of white trash since you filling in holes and redoing shit. Ironic cause thats work I could do, so if you got 300+ dollars for a plane ticket I'll do it all for around........$25..................and room and board. If anything you need to tell one of your bosses to let you off
a bit earlier, I know your after more pay but at most you might need two weeks to get your new place in order. Not worth it just doing it on your possible two days off.

Soon you won't even know your wearing a wife beater when you come home, just wait

>mazda 3
you know only crazy girls drive those, its been proven. But get your ass to sleep maybe the thread will look better when you wake up
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arab girl! i need you
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please post..
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Weed just kicked in... Getting high...
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>>25262985
dude
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>>25262996
I mixed sativa and indiga will I fly away?
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>>25263057
Yee boi, you ascending on a whole different plane of existence now.
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>>25262474
I just joined one today, and it seems to be pretty good so far. Well organized and civil, too. A lot of Discord groups seem to be 90% shitposting and screaming, or dead as hell, and either under-moderated or over-moderated. At least that's what I gather from discussions here and there.

>>25262708
>Theres like two stalkers on this board asking for arab/muslim girls.
Do they want to give them their sweet, sweet Khaleeji money?
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>>25263097
Aw shit bob Marley now

Going to bed
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>>25262529
Here's some old garbage of mine.
>>25262474
Nah discord is a mess, there was a decent server a bit ago but it devolved pretty quickly. More meant a more tightknit server geared towards this group of people, not to be exclusive just reasonably. Same with Skype, just to keep in touch every now and again ya know. As of yet I only talk to one oldfag and Bish disappeared.

>2 phones
You dealing drugs son?
That old charger feel, can understand that. Have you checked any junk yards around town? Sometimes they have piles of cords and you just gotta untie the right now.

Figured to lurk, see who's still feeding the machine ya know. Kind of glad you guys are still here in a way, just keeping up the good spirits.
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>>25263100
Skype group?
What's it like in them, are they bit like ITT?
>>25263134
We'll if I had all of the people from ITT, we could just make a Skype conversation or something like that. We can keep the chat threads, so if anyone sticks around just ask them if they want to join up. Or something like that. I don't even know your Skype, I don't think I've ever had you there. Most of what I remember about you is that you like gardening, maybe you noticed my plant pictures, I had some squash in plastic beer bottles.
>Bish disappeared
He started selling his boipucci to buy a home mayne.

I unironically had an offer to do that with another guy, I am glad I turned that down, but that was years ago. But nah, I brough a cheap one as an alternative to mine if it breaks down, turns out it did me no good.
We don't have any, I raided my brother's stash, he had old Ericsson phone chargers, but not the Nokia one I needed. Anyhow that phone is a toast now as it got some moisture and the battery looks like it has bulked up.

It's mostly been shit in the last monhs tbqh.
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>>25263167
Not a Skype group, a Discord group. Skype's kinda shitty.

Haven't been in the group long enough to tell, but there's certainly a lot more socialization that doesn't revolve around the canned /soc/ topics like "rate my dick" and "please tongue my gaping anus."
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Well at least the autism simmered down a little bit.
Inbound (you)s are inbound and I guess I'll dump some oldish drawings before bed just because.

>respect my white palms bitches
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>25255661
>You enjoy having things? Well now you don't have things
I had something similar to that when I was 10ish, had a ben of toys my grandpa made for us. Come home from school one day and everthing in it was gone....including my sanic toy

I assume it was my dad telling me to grow up, but a verbal agreement to stop being a little bitch would have worked too
>institutionalized in Jersey
That just makes me wonder what it was you said that caused that

I hail and am NATIVE to solcal, but I grew up in a nearby desert town. It was the high desert at the buttcrack of the mojave, so alot of storms would roll thru that area. Not the hottest desert in the world. But isn't 160 kinda common sorta? I think theres spots in saudi arbia that get hot like that

Don't fall for that new captcha memeware google has now. I'm glad someone shitted on me about lagacy. Saves some much time compared to the street sigh generator

>knowing when exactly your breamcast ate your disc
That might have been the disadvantage those things had back then, had the same thing happen with a copy of fable 2 when I was younger. It only played to a cetian point so I'd just keep starting new games till I got a new copy

I think theres alot of former sanic fans out there now, I loved those games as a kid but now its so polarized by the community that you have to distance yourself from them. Just that damn fan art man holy cow, I hope I never meet a girl whoes still into it like that
But damn i remember watching my brother perfect SA and SA2, it seemed hard back then but now. But same here all we ever had as kids was sony and sega consoles never got into the Nintendo scene, I guess I missed out but idk. but one day I want to get 4 ppl together
get them drunk and play shuffle just to see how angry they'll all get. Same with yugioh cards too

I think for fighting games, the PSX takes that since it has an 8 button controller. Which is gay cause dreamcast got some good fighters on it.
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>>25263760
Fuck whoops meant to link this >>25255661

Hopefully cathoanon is still lurking this thread
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>>25255796
Yeah their hard hats to symbolize their all bluecollar workers like our brave coal miners. But idk they all looked like college students to me so who knows what their trying to do. Just seems like they came out their to trigger ppl and then get suirpised when theres a brawl
>Reddit rally
I mean your not wrong there, most of them probably planned that on /r/dtrump

>editing skills
I tried to edit some font on a paper in a gif I was making....that was a little to advanced for me, I doubt I could full cgi like that off lol

>>25255900
>my hops
thought for a second this would be a gif of you jumping on the couch and maybe doing a blackflip

>my massive cranium
>my massive
>cranium
>my massive c__um__ium
Stop with the dick wagging, post proof about your superior race's cranium. I assume every german staillite state houshold would have a craniometry measurement tool in the attic

Maybe this thread can organize and get some kind of group thing going, or maybe not. Not sure how I feel about discord tho
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are arab girl here!
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>25256030
>a bit of knowledge about cars
Shitpost or google some car facts to help troubleshoot anon's problems. Problem is that shitposting is more and more encouraged, I blame your generation

>The wire, sopranos, mad men
Those are all critically acclaimed shows tho or at least they were. No idea about the wire tho, never watched it heard alot of white ppl say they liked it but never anything from black so I took that as an sign
GOT will probably be a cluster fuck, but I've been pirating that shit for years, so we'll see what happens

>fund
Yeah I know that system is, I knew some ppl who were on it while it was still around. Its basically texting with minutes and no phone calls apparently.
I think I was asking(Its been like 4 days since) ho paid for that black ladies phone plan, or was she one of the first persons to get onto obamaphone?

>getting cold feet in a cw thread
Nah I meant in a general thread, theres more than you think on here but they all tend to keep their gender on the wraps till you ask them. Usually if you find thread thats not about weeb ERP or shit like that you can run into normie femanons. Its rare but happens
I got out of cw threads maybe in spring of last year, I usually just keep shit leveled and chat a bit while fapping. But those threads will turn into bombs if the right mixture is thrown in. Usually alot of autism, at least the cw thread aren't dead like in 2014 so theres that.

>sometimes they get phat out of nowhere
Yeah cause they got married after having a kid, their married so no point of trying to show off. Its probably the stress of being a 20yo mother of 4 thats adds to it too. Tho I've seen plenty if hispanic milfs, their always out here. But if their single thats means their poisonous usually.
Pretty sure "big oakland ghetto booty" came from "Epic Movie", but oakland butt has been around since sir mixalot was not broke. I'm probably being a hipster say natural butts are hot but wateves. refined asses are a meme
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>>25263796
>24 posts
damn dude your up? Why don't you try contributing to this thread?
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If anything I think the new topic this thread should have is seeing where we could hold some kind of group. Better than the whole drama thats been going on recently
Are there other places or programs like Skype and Discord that would be good for this? I think I'm leaning more on the skype side. Maybe someone should make a poll

>>25263100
>Khaleeji
Gulf arabs, thats just fucking gross no one wants their money. I'll only fuck with those mediterranean arabs my guy

>>25263134
Do you usually doodle this kind of stuff, or are you one of those fancyfags who has a big following? Your work would probably get a big following.....maybe even a "gulp tumblr following
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And I'll just dump the most recent shit Ive done these past months.
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And I guess I'll spam this on in every thread till the arab post stop

>WHEN THEY STOP
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Last one is most recent and unfinished shit, it's also my last post tonight so chou mi amigos

Keep the thread comfy not lumpy
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arab girl you here!
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arab girl hi
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arab girl cant be lesbian because arabs arent allowed to be lesbian!
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>>25263840
Nah I just fuck around on the side. Designing tattoos and stuff for friends and drawing a poster for my mum this week is about as big as it gets haha. These are about 5 years old now, though, and done with a bic pencil so definitely not fancy. Right now I'm only working with recycled paper and a couple graphite/charcoals. What about you man? You do quite a bit of work from what I've seen.
>>25263167
That's a solid plan, if you're ever keen to get at me my Skype un in placidlygoing, and hopefully the group does build up into something stable. Some really cool people have passed through here.
I haven't seen those pictures, still have them on hand? Stuff like that is awesome. As for the plants I'm currently around 700 species, starting to sell some stuff grown from seed and all. Camelia sinensis (tea) is super easy to grow from seed and would do well in that region so long as its indoors for the Winter, you should check it out man. Cultivating tea is said to be a form of enlightenment all itself.
>boipucci
Well at least he's chasing a goal.

Sounds smart, it can get old really fast. Was that selling speed or what? At least you didn't get a G S7, this thing could cook a fucking egg.
No junk yards, what kind of utopia is this?
Now if you can find an old Ericcson they used to make those super cool mp3 playing phones with expandable memory slots, and they were pretty sleek. Then again phones are the teufel.

Sorry to hear man, the state of things does look bad.
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>>25263853
Oi what the fuck why does it say Made in Sweden
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arab girl why you dont post!
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>>25264815
maybe because she quit posting months ago
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>>25262790
>>25262787
>>25262784
>>25262780
>>25262773
>>25262771
>>25262764
>>25262761
>>25262756
It's just sad at this point
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>>25262798
>brit but hes been in and out since school
Have to apologize for the inconsistent posting, been busy being sad nd all.
Also exams
fml.
>>25262847
>Pickles babe, I'm sorry.
forgibbon
>>25262850
>>25262855
>>25262867
>>25262883
>>25262895
>>25262920
>>25262944
>>25262974
You're honestly worse than Amanda Bynes at this point.
>>25263057
Nah mane you'll get all trippy and see space mongloys
>>25263757
>autism simmered down a little bit.
Calm down I'm back now.
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>>25264818
why!
>>25264818
im sad she doesnt post
>>25264832
arab girls is better than her!
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>>25264843
>arab girls is better than her!
Why do you still come here?
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>>25265044
for arab girl!
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I'm going to get high and drop some (you)s for you
brit notice me. why didn't you answer my phone calls!?

>>25265067
Has anyone ever told you how hard headed you are. I'm not sure "hard headed" is even term used on 4chan but thats what you are
>SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU
>I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER
>I HAVE THE BAN SENTENCE ON 13 BOARDS
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>>25265074
shes not a lesbian than i knew it and she will love me
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Swedenfag reporting in with regretful feeling.
These are dark times, no doubt about that.
>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x-5ZkTMyMc
>>25262533
You're a fag for blueballing me last thread.
>>25251504
Well it's not really buzzlevel anymore, it's been a while since I cut it. I just wanted to appear humble and not shock my friends in ITT:Chat with my sweet fresh trim gumby.
I am of aryan descent, I do have brown eyes however which would suggest gas of the toxic kind.
The brotherhood won't bother me however, I run that shit from my crib.
Whilst I agree that manliness is a meme, even memes sometimes hold great power.
I am a man and therefore I am power.

You guys seem to have a way worse situation than we do. Media always do blow shit up though and the mindless fanatics swallowing it all are even worse. Sweden's even getting into another hardcore rightwing era with a total shutting of the floodgates.
Patrols over here? The rightwingers are the non violent ones desu. There are a lot of protests and public speakings involving rightwing youth groups that tend to fill up the place but the leftists are the ones unable to answer back in a respectful manner. That is atleast what I've seen so far.

You can look at my white woman for as long as you like, I'm no insecure cucker.
However, let her touch your sweet fro and all hell breaks loose. I can't compete against that, man.

You're a revered scholar, well done on you and your sexrobot android.

>Southern euro
That hot piece of ass Berlusconi.
I do have quite a large forehead, I suppose you're right about that. We blame the slavs however.
Those times are long forgotten, this is a time of peace and acceptance, we must break these barriers and unite as ONE PEOPLE!
Unless you're not white, cause then we don't want you.
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>>25265084
It is at this time I recommend just ignoring the autism.

Lmao as if.
>>25265074
>brit notice me. why didn't you answer my phone calls!?
>If referring to skype
I threw it in the river
>If referring to phone
It's in someones butthole, don't ask me who's.
>if referring to post
I ran out of tissues.
>notice me
is this a joke
you know i'm blind and full of this hayfever
i can't see shit but this (you)
>>25265131
>These are dark times, no doubt about that.
would a google sourced meme help?
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>>25265136
Is that Brexit I see?
Why would you want to help me when you can't even help EU?!
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>>25265155
>Why would you want to help me when you can't even help EU?!
Tell me you're not implying a country joined that monkey's shit show out of compassion.
>help
I'm butt a tired, ill,and naive yung monk on a journey to spread lies and social retardation, nothing wrong with that.
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Also
Rip my anatomy to shit my qt fampies

it'll keep the bread risin for a bit
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I mean look at it

I hated it before i'd even finished

when will i get good

when
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picture was way 2 big
;)
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>>25264832
I worded that wrong, it looks like I'm dropping fire all over you. I'm sorry for bombing you with my hot fire.
Whatever it is that normies do to relive exam stress, maybe it time too...

>your back
Yeaaaah how about that, brit's back and the arab sheik is gone
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>25265200
>arab sheik is gone
She's obvs trapped in my tea pot if ya know what i mean
>>25265200
>dropping fire all over you
this better be a metaphor
>do
i've withdrawn from normie life, i've no idea.
So far it's just smoking this "shaman" shit and revising (studying) when i can.
Any and all help is appreciated.
That includes blowing up a portion of the empty exam hall so i don't have to be tested.

Anywho
how are you, anything new to spread on this bread?
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>>25265136
i want arab girl!
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>>25265216
and i want a fat fucking cheeseburger with bacon but it's 11pm and i'm too ill to leave the house
calm your cahones
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>>25265223
1 am and i want arab girl beautiful face!
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>>25265235
>1 am
isn't it past your bedtime?
>i want
never gets
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>>25265174
Not really implying anything, just trying to get some fuk.
>spreading
Hit me.
>>25265188
>>25265195
These are amazing btw.
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arab girl when you will post?
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>>25265243
>get some fuk.
the best i can do is a firm handshake and a movie
i assure you my hands are very hard and not like at all like gummy worms
the movie is about a worm, it might be gummy
>>25265243
>Hit me.
okay baby where do ya want it
>>25265243
>These are amazing btw.
thank you
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>>25265252
fr she left months ago to go traveling/school shit

prolly won't post for a long ass time
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>>25265257
no her nudes are here who post them than!
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>>25264728
Oh shit
I didn't want you to see that part, its a cheap joke.......but I couldn't resist. sorry swede

>>25265131
So now in 2017 its like if you shave it too short or shave one side, your a righter. Anywhere it goes beyond your neck your a lefty, so maybe keep it leveled to the bottom of your ear. Something you'd see a sophisticated finish middle aged guy wear. I'm a tad high and want to drawsomething so maybe I'll draw that hairstyle.
Lol if you ever got in situation where your bloodline was in question I think you should just say your italian. And not sicilian in any way.
>run that shit from the crib
I'll prob start saying this now since I've never in my life heard but feel like I should have.
Some, some of the stuff that guy talks about are true, but everything after that is just his opinions and he never compromises with ppl who bring in actual facts. Some needs to tell him to post here. We need a good distraction

Man it seems like ever time you turn on the news its another scandal or crazy mess like that. And yeah the media will take something and speculate on it, thats what happens when you have 24 hour coverage. If anything I guess I'd agree its like a nixon ear rn, but not fully.
Maybe I said it backwards, but most of what you said was what I heard about the right and left. Farlefters being the wild bunch who chimp out, its kinda the same here. Lefts have their far-left groups that make isis production like rally vids to tell their group where to fight fur muh freedom.
There was a march in boston where both sides fought each other this week.

I bet my fro would be the talk of the group for the whole damn day. And then that magic moment where someone asks to touch it...the whole world almost seems to halted. And then they say ewwww its like whool.
Always happens don't fall for the meme, its just head pubs

>android
I follow my own path not the stable void. Thats why I have my Android™
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Blow 20 mins replying to swede because I'm high, see and few new posts and think this is good. but its just the arab sheik ;*(

Whoa hold up, sooooo can you get her to come out and post lewds persa? Also I was drinking cola when I read that and almost spat all over the screen
>metaphor
If it was a simile it would contain "like" or "as", go back to school.

Its probably drinking, but don't do that. Maybe jogging or walking around and fucking say snarky ass comments to everyone you meet
Is shaman a new drug or just some dumb name for weed. Or are you fucking smoking spice in my thread?
>empty
if you want ppl to remember you better take ever incident exchange sob story exchange student

By new do you mean life shit or drawing? Don't have anything new atm in life same old shit. Drawing wise i have alot of unfinished shit I could post
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>>25265266
Wait before you were talking about how you just wanted to contact her.

now your on a thirst campaign on an empty trial. stop flip flopping around and revel yourself
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>>25265303
i want arab girl i dont want nudes but why someone post them i ask!
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>>25265335
>but why someone post them i ask!
i honestly laughed a bit
>>25265296
not even replying to me
what a gay
>spat all over
atleast somethings getting a list moist 2night
>back to school
not even if you build one around me
>dumb name
mix of different shit like damiana and the like
get's the job done but eh
>spice
do i look like a fucking cretin?
gotta inject that shit
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10858203/Drug-users-begin-injecting-legal-highs.html
>sob story
this is where, kids, the weed has hit
i don't understand
?could post
finish it up then
>same ol
Don't be too comfortable then.
>>25265266>>25265335

>no her nudes are here who post them than!
and the autism reaches a new level
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>>25260753
i just noticed the picture omfg
you've done good my guy
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>>25265383
Ever (you) is dear to me, so I put love in ever (you)
Is love gay?
wat about thugin lovin?
>at least
Don't act like your foreskin sin't going to be gettig just as wet, your lying
>build on
>around you
Well when you start knickin bread and butter from the grocers they can put you in one with free education
And butt learning
>gets the job done
So wait its weed and damina mixed together? Or are you having my goat mah friend

>we're going slammin later this evenin, bring yor twink and some needles
Why is that gays are always the ones doing most craziest things with drugs?
>711 milligrams of cocaine found in london's waste water from urine
Makes me wonder how easy it is to get coke
http://abc7.com/news/14-skid-row-overdoses-in-3-days-from-new-ingredient-in-spice-rescue-mission-says/1307527/
Heres what usually happens in skidrow nowadays. aslo that ad

I'm just going to post them and see which I'll finish. Its hot and i'm dreadfully high atm
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>>25265389
That was taken at a top secret briefing, that Commander Petty Officer Pious ordered.
There something big in the works thats all I can say
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This one didn't come out like I thought it would, needs more dimension and less cuckulry
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Forgot I made this one and lost it, might finish this but who knows, sue me
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Will reply 2morra
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>>25262529
>Endless sleep on the garden bed
What did he mean by this? Give me the (you)s I desire from the last thread, pls.
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arab girl are you here!
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arab girl!
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i'm too ill lads
>>25266652
no
>>25265480
>There something big in the works thats all I can say
;)
>>25265475
>wat about thugin lovin?
Double teaming a midget and meeting your bro in the middle isn't gay, so i don't think thugging fucking is gray
>wet
an angry jew uses strike
>goat
ye
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bump for arab girl goddess!
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arab girl where you?
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Hi hello I'm new

No more euro

Kekd
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Thread been dead, real hard. Hopefully that means most of us were busy over the weekend

I'll make sure to pollute this thread with my shitty presence and find that missing reply I missed in the last thread, ass anon said>>25266101 and (you) this guy's benis off

>>25267140
Theres something big in the works, thats all I can say. Don't go to school tomorrow your a chill guy
>double teaming a "little person" with your m8
Thats call a truffle shuffle, and when you two use the same hole its a stuffed yam. grow up

>>25270027
>no more euro
are you about to start a mass shooting at a crowded european airport?
greece needs this
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Also enjoy this webm. I'll drop the recipe for this dishlicious dish if Anon is interested :)
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>>25270788
Nope, I don't actually give a damn. I was surprised.

What's going on with Greece?
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>>25270834
Anon is interested
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Bar isn't open yet and I'm already drunk. Please like me, I like back.
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>>25270834
This is disgusting. I didn't go to culinary school to watch shit like this.
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>>25271616
I didn't go to culinary school either
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I went to culinary class
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>>25270788
>Don't go to school tomorrow your a chill guy
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>>25270788
>thats all I can say
Waiting
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>>25270788
>grow up
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>>25268975
>>25268090
>>25267948
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>>25271656
You maniac
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>>25265527
You should try watercolor
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>>25271724
Genster but that is cool 2 my m8
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>>25271737
What rrr' ya drinking
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arab girl you will not post! it make me sad that you dont post! i go away now but i wait for you return one day since i know you will like me and i will like you to! i love you! your so beautiful the most beautiful woman i ever see! bye and i wait for you arab girl!
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Was it autism in its terminal stage?
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Guys it's hott here and my bed isn't helping in anyway. Someone give me a jar of spit so I can marinate in and cool off.
That's crazy enough to say on soc right?

>>25271874
Truly thou wasith thy madman, he'll be back next week if anything

>>25270945
Surprised? Surprised about what now I'm confused

>>25270948
Pretty sure that was ice cream or rice dough, Japan doesn't know any better

>>25271616
>goes to culinary school isn't open to new and cultural cuisine
Sounds like you just took a baking class
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>>25271664
>>25271667
>having autist stay in the normie classes
>autist will chimpout when touched and have the strength of one chimpanzee

Pretty sure I just found your shooter, either he drives a black BMW....or it's you

Also nice you'd, really make me feel wanted :*^€

>>25271728
To late for that, I ended up redoing it, maybe I'll paint the new one if get a spread ;)
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>>25271752
Eating soup actually
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Holy shit guys it happened, did you guys see the vid from yesterday? I I'm literally shaking rn.
we're going to WAAAAR

WE'RE GOING TO WAR

https://youtu.be/pMDtibc13fc
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>>25272062
Will someone dive for the glasses?
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>>25271823
>arab girl you will not post! it make me sad that you dont post! i go away now but i wait for you return one day since i know you will like me and i will like you to! i love you! your so beautiful the most beautiful woman i ever see! bye and i wait for you arab girl!
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>>25271951
was it good
>>25271900
>it's you
stop looking at my (you)'s in assumption threads...rates threads...police reports...
>wanted
you're always wanted
in the bin
>>25271900
>To late for that, I ended up redoing it, maybe I'll paint the new one if get a spread ;)
draw something and watercolor it
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>>25272533
Kinda cold but I ate it anyways. It wasn't bad, made it last night.
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>>25272533
>in assumption threads...rates threads
lol yeah I saw you get ignored in one of those threads
your not allowed to get r8s unless you use photos of you dressed up and style your hair. Posting non selfies isn't cool and makes you look unattractive
>in the bin
thats funny cause thats where I usually find all the cum dumpsters(insert your mother joke)

It'll probably happen but don't expect it too soon famfag
>>
i'm too tired to reply properly

bump

stay live till i wake up tomoz
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>>25273063
Same, need to be awake in 4 hours lol. Quick bump to spur the autism and check out you guys. Toodles.
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Thread is dead but I'll bump it
Going to watch Get Out at the home theatre (it's "tre" you fucking hicks) and finish off this six pack of lagunitas little dumping ale in the process.
It's also 84F at 10pm so I guess summer is finally here z^{

Here's a pic so someone can still and catfish with. Good night thread stay safe

>>25273063
You better cause if not you and me are fucking thru, you here me......you..............you skank!!!!!!!

>>25273551
>4 hours
Well damn it's been a hour since this post so hopefully your already asleep by now, if not GO TO SLEEP
GO TO SLEEP
GO TOO SLEEEP
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>>25273779
That's good beer you have
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Uhhhh do any of you know where I put my glasses? I don't ever remember going to sleep

>>25273878
There's better lagunitas out there but my local liquor store only sales the IPA and ale ones
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>>25275195
Should go to carnival, it's few weeks off.
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>>25275195
Yeah friendly local liquor store
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>>25275195
Yeah it's chill
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>That awkward moment when you die while jerking off on a porn cam site.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=811_1495498793
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>>25276227
Classic wank got him :(
>>
Thread won't bump itself you mentals
>>
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68
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>>25272533
>muh muh watercolor it faggot
>muh wathacooler

Are you happy now brit? Now you get to see why I never paint EVER I don't think I have a very good variety of colors also can't get the whole lightly brush thing

I'll give it another try tomorrow, but idk.
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>>25275807
>>25275810
I'm not sure whats up with these (you)s but if you were drinking then you have my condolences

>>25275904
Whos chill? You or me?
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>>25276227
>mfw I thought it was going to show the killer stroke that did Bill in
>also his dick seemed to still have some life in it
>also mfw his widow didn't seem to question why he was naked in front of the pc

ALSO where did you get the timelaspe of that video hmmmmm? It almost seems like you were the one who uploaded it. This sounds like an x-file
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>>25276953
>>25276980
>you mentals
don't you mean millennials? you missed out on on some good b8

And not one black was filmed in the making of this video.
Guess I-I wouldn't be invited......its cool my feet hurt anyways...i guess
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I also captured a picture of what seems to be from the very far but close past of 1993, well maybe 91 since this area was on fire at that time.

I give you: "Man ahamaking a bomb threat, on a payphone"


Thank you, thank you I know I out did myself with this one.
And just to add this thread needs some content, before I took that I bought that case of beer and talked to the indian lady than ran it. She asked how old I was, told my age and she was surpised
Then I asked her how old does she think I look.......Told me I looked 20 so I have no clue what I learned from that tbqh. Then again shes indain so she probably knows how to read shitskins age

Tbqh I'm just surprised she was nice enough to chat with a nigger


Also while I was drunk at some point I went to cook an egg sandwich, which down accordingly:
>stumble into kitchen
>start to mix eggs in bowl
>throw bacon in oven
>start to cook eggs in pan
>drop pan on floor
>yoke has now invaded the tile floor
>noticed I also burnt the bacon
>begin to mix eggs again
>throw more bacon in oven
>bread I put in toaster is ripped to hell
>this time the eggs aren't on the floor
>and the bacon is only semi burnt
>also remember laying on the floor for some time
>then I walk into my room
>...
>wake up and notice its 10am
>realize that I don't even remember going to sleep
>cloths I wore were nicely thrown in a pile on the floor
>then I realized I never wrapped my lips around that sandwich
>rush out of bed to see what happened in the kitchen
>everything the nuked eggs, burnt bacon, and shitty mexi bread is just sitting out like a unwanted step child
>rest of the day I'm too embarrassed to even go in the kitchen

So in total I went thru six eggs, seven stripes of bacon and somehow like five pieces of bread. I should cook drunk more often
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Also brit didn't go to that concert did he? Tho I doubt hes into that music

Thoughts be with you manchester
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Bumping before bed

I think out every thing I've ever made this will be my masterpiece. See all you faggots on my fucking yacht on the riviera you betacucking shmucks, eat shit
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Posting /o/ memes because its funny and it drowns out the arab girl posting

>>25277587
Over here on the east coast in NYC they turn those things into wi-fi hotspots.

>>25272658
Goddammit that picture makes me want to play dirt rally again. Shame it aint worth it in the end.

>>25251326
>When someone has a serious car issue there is no help
Because spouting memes about vette vs gtr requires no thought. Figuring out why a car is acting fucky requires a bit of knowledge about cars.

>Wasnt as good as people say
Maybe I am just a hipster, but I feel like shows that normies hate are actually great. The wire, sopranos, mad men. Holy fuckin trinity you ask me. But if it doesnt have tits and dragons its shit.

>Obama phone
Its a government program to subsidize cellular devices to the needy. It wasnt even a thing that the obama administration even did, I dont know why he gets credit for it. Look up "Universal Service Fund"

>Never talk to the fems on here
Uhh, no? Half of them are dudes and freaks. I dont want to just become another orbiter like the people losing their dicks over athena and fox. I'll look at the pictures and enjoy the asses, but I will never comment. It is like going to gonewild, except its anonymous. The comments are the same, really.

>Seems like their genes can pull it off
Sometimes they get fat outta fuckin nowhere, though. I dont understand hispanics. "Big ghetto oakland booties" is a good term, I am adding that shit to my vocabulary. I don't know why the tables have turned. Ass men used to be blacks and tits men used to be whites. Natural booty is the best. On my hike today I saw a white girl with a perfect ass, dude. Thats when sunglasses come in handy, even when its cloudy outside.
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>>25276227
#DicksOutForBill!

Press f to pay respects ;________;
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I didn't die

I'm just vtired
>>25278532
Why do we have the retarded abnormal stain on nature?
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>>25278518
Damn I traveled back in time reading this, but its just a repost
(you)'d you a couple of days ago ITT but I kept fucking up the link and ended up posting it twice. AND still fucked up the link

Here it is>>25263818

Also did you not skim thru the thread? The arab sheik said he's giving up on his hunt for a wife, and that muslim girl nude poster disappeared a while ago...then the fire nation came

>wi-fi hotspots
Well that sounds nice and gentrified, but its too trashy for any of that over here. The park is right down the street and thats where all the bums live, if they made a hot spot it would probably last a month till someone breaks it or wraps a chain around it and drags it off with their truck

>not worth it
I haven't touch that game in forever, its really hit and miss. The higher your ranks goes the more and more races you have to do.
Getting a good time is hard enough but it literally takes a day to finish one stage.
also
>no ST165 celica
>no ST205 celica
>no 240RS silvia
>no datsun 240Z
I hope someone else makes a better rally game, still glad I only paid $30 for it

Also enjoy this pic I found off craigslist 3 years ago. this kills the mr2
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>>25263818
>Your generation
Fuck outta here man I thought your generation was all about doing shit on 4chan for the lulz.

>Never heard anything from blacks
Black people don't watch a wide range of TV shows, I think. When they consume media, its usually a very small subset of things that they do. The only games blacks play are fighting games. The only tv shows are BET and kevin hart specials.

>Was she one of the first persons to get into obamaphone
Just a very vocal supporter of it. Was endorsing obama during '12 election just because of the free phone.

>cw thread
What does that stand for? Soc seems like a somewhat decent place to meet people, I suppose. Definitely would be hesitant to meet any of these fucks in person, even though most of my friends ive met online. I feel like girls are cool with you talking to them like people. Don't try these cheesy pickup lines. Meeting a qt online would be kosher, assuming she is a she.

>Hispanic milfs
Oh goddammit man hispanic milfs are fucking great. When I work, I will take time out of my fuckin day to sneek peeks at hispanic moms.

>Nice and gentrified
Perfect way to explain NYC, to be honest. LA needs to go the NYC route, then it would become a proper tourist city.

>Hit and miss
I loved playing it but what turned me off was the difficulty. I could drive the 70s cars and win with literally minutes ahead of ai, but when I jumped up a few categories the ai started getting really good times. It is a joy to play with a wheel, and its worth the time to pirate. Codemasters are pretty much the only people who give half a shit about proper racing games.
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>>25279548
>luz 4 chan
Might be the case but as usual the later gen takes that idea and makes it worse, now its "posting pics of my ex for lulz"

>blacks no consume
Theres more things other than BET, you got Bravo, WeTV, E! and TV ONE. Out of all of those I only watch TV ONE since they show stanford and son. Honestly anything that airs "real housewives of XYZ" will get black viewers, because because.
And you know blacks cod too and also animu shit, like alot of it. Half the non-normies on here play kingdom hearts.

>free phone
Going that crazy over some 5 year old blackberry with no app support. Wew

>watch your self and your anus if you meet someone
cw just means camwhore, but I'm a fag and don't like saying that since I've friended some cw. I always ask myself if I'd meet up with a decent person on here, but I don't want to chance it. Its better to just get to know someone before you drive to their house. mental illness runs rampant here never
know if the girl you meet is a crazy cat lady addicted to oxy or some shit like that

>sneek peek
Idk why but all the ones over here ALWAYS always wear those wedge heels. Guess thats how you identify them. I'd go to a baby shower just to get sat on

>LA needs to
There spots where they gentrified some areas, like studio city. but this is a large area and even if you kick the ghetto populace out. Drive down two streets and theres still going to be more

>that diffiucllty curve
I'm still mystified on why they never did anything about that. I loved the 70s stages but after that the AI would be getting shit like 2:35 on a 50 meter track, best I could get would be 3:10. If I got a wheel it probably add maybe 20hrs to the game then that AI skill bs would make me stop
Seems like ever other racing company has gone under the bed, and I doubt codemasters will make another one anytime soon. They got shiited on about the bugs in rally and never really did anything about it.
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>>25278532
Is this going to be the next thing that gets spammed here?
pls stop 1st time poster

>>25278594
>He didn't die
Ah shit guess I have to call my insurer then
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Is scotty kilmer a shill? I watched his video about the fuel injector cleaner, and that namedropping of a product seemed kind of odd. The one about buying cars from online auction was also weird, too.

>>25280151
>Posting pics of ex on 4chan
Whats wrong with that? If I had any solid pics of my ex I would probably post them on 4chan. Its completely anonymous, no face attached or anything. Obviously I wouldn't post it in some dumbshit board like /o/, I would post it in gif or anon-ib.

>Bravo, E!, TV One
Black people are into gossip and weak ass romantic shows? I am half surprised about blacks being into anime. It will always seem weird seeing some black kid doing some fucktard naruto run with a bandana tied around his head.

>5 year old blackberry with no app support
Hey man, that thing will probably outlive an 8 year presidential term.

>Means camwhore
Oh shit that would make sense. People online can be cool but you really gotta know them first. I didn't meet any of my friends in person until about 3 years since the start of our friendship. Youre right about the mental illness. Certain platforms attract these people, like reddit, 4chan, and steam.

>Wedge heels
I saw one wearing those heels with a nice and conservative dress. Nothing was showing, but the dress rode her curves like a goddam frog on an alligator.

>Gentrified some areas
It needs to be done everywhere all at once or it doesnt work. Or just gentrify the important spots, leave the ruffians in the shitty part of the city, like the projects in north manhattan.

>Got a wheel
Thats opening up a whole can of worms, my man. Even the cheapo wheels are a lot of fun but you will never want to go back to controllers. No joke dirt rally with a wheel would make me sweat like a dog. I noticed a dirt 4 is in development, but those preorder bonuses make me wince, man. I get cautious when any game is trying to shill their preorder nonsense. What kind of bugs were there in dirt rally?
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>>25280432
Heven't watched his vids in a while. His vids imo kinda suck their pretty barebone repair vids that move too fast. But jewtubers have to make money somehow

>eh why not
Kek you kind of just proved my point. Doesn't seem to be anon anymore, I see ppl drop their ex's face and info with no fucks. Idk maybe I'm just getting old, I like muh privacy plus I don't want my benis pics getting dropped
forgot anon-ib was still up. Last time they got shut down was when Jennifer Lawrence pics got leaked

>8 years
Pretty sure this android walkman thing I have lived thru 3 administrations now. Besides blackberries don't support apps(well not all of them) adapt or die

>steam
Oh shit don't even, I never like adding ppl I don't know on there. PC bring the worse out of ppl for whatever reason, plus 89% traps use steam. I know theres anons on here that hook up with other with out knowing eachother, but I've never been into that, seems safer to just chat for a while
Get to know them at their highest and lowest points before they suck you into their problems. I have no issue helping sum1 I know, but if just met and your bitching about how you hate being a hooker....pls stop blowing up my phone(true story)

>rode her like a frog on a gator
Lol I thought it was a frog on a turtle, but I like it. Is it to much to ask for a sexual aggressive hispanic milf to fuck me and pay my bills? I mean....fuc

The problem with gentrifying a neighborhood is that they'll increase the price of living of the original occupants but still use the same house for the ppl their trying to sell to. Best thing to do is just build a new complex than using trap houses with 5 ghosts in it.

>whole can of worms
I still have one on my to-get-list but I have no clue where I'd store it. Man I forgot dirt 4 was in the works, but tha fuc are they doing making shit locked behind preorders? Its a racing game, are they going to lock cars or somrthing. Yeah I feel the same way as you do about that, fucking 2017
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>>25280792
Yo trim this one down, it got too big and I had to cut alot of shit out of it. Unless your into 1/2 posts thingy

also testing another oc gif
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Bumping from beyond the bedzone with a drawing. Sorry Brit I tried painting, gave it 5 tries but decided to just color/filter it.
Tho it looks like a damn JoJo pallette change
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These thread suck huge nigger cock and ironicaly the only thing keeping these alive were the potential nudes of some whore and the autistic creep obsesed with her top kek
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>>25281465
>you need to go back anon
it's a chat thread sorry no one wants to talk to you about circlejerking around sluts
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>>25281470
>implying this thread isnt a 3 man circlejerk
>implying i even post here
>implying i care about some slut and her orbiters
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>>25281474
...alright my guy chill out, you can leave if you want

>>25281470
you too
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>>25281474
>>implying this thread isnt a 3 man circlejerk
Don't get the boys excited
>>25281430
>Tho it looks like a damn JoJo pallette change
Draw a cartoon
>>25280412
>>He didn't die
Not officially
>>25277493
>Are you happy now brit?
very
>>25277493
>I'll give it another try tomorrow
you're
>>25276953
you r the thread
>>25273779
>you skank!!!!!!!
i love your dirty talk, reminds me of the war
>>25273551
how come
>4
>>25272658
>you look unattractive
:(
>>25272658
>(insert your mother joke)
i'll insert in your mother
>>25272658
>famfag
;)
>>25272537
sounds good
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still vtired still v sad still v much bread
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>>25282124
If I am tread, you can shitpost me away..
>good
You too
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>>25280792
>Muh privacy
But it doesnt matter because anybody could be anybody on some boards. Hell, put on a proxy and you could be a different ID. It doesnt matter if your dick pics get posted, you could go on your phone and make fun of your own pics. Its the wild fuckin west.

>Android walkman thing
Some phones escaped the (((security updates))) and weren't made completely obsolete. Whats the brand and model?

>89 percent of traps use steam
A friend of mine once larped as a female to get tf2 items. It did work, but he met a shitton of freaks and queers. Every day he would meet a new trap, it was so amusing. Hooking up with the people on here sounds like an easy way to get an STD. However, maybe you can get a clean person who is just sane enough to handle a one night stand. Then, you just fuckin duck out and bail.

>Sexually aggresive milf
Goddammit man I fucking love it. Hispanics are the fucking bomb when they are young. I want my next gf to be a hispanic.

>Locked behind preorders
Dude its the biggest kike scheme in the industry. Some games got so bad with it that half the game was fragmented across dozens of different retailers. Look up the shitshow around evolve or Aliens Vs predator. Its fuckin nuts, dude. I am not sure if they locked a car, but you get some hyundai if you preorder.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ACx2XbJek0


https://youtube.com/watch?v=zXGa-RC4qoA
I guess, it's not ok to bully tbqh ;/
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>>25282124
>Draw a cartoon
Is that a request or are you just telling me to do something. What do I get for doing this?
>officially not dead
You say that but I don't believe you
>very
yea
>you're
I guess
>reminds me
yea?
>:(
needs more snapchat filters and bloom effect no one wants to see what you really look like
wear a suit and tan chinos and shave one side of your head

>>25282130
Depending if your in martial law rn now, I think you need to go out and do something to clear your mind
Or just buy drugs and go on a bender
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>>25282418
I this how you eat a peach or did a gang of giant thug ants eat this away?
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>>25283017
>put a proxy up
its 2017, foneposters run 4chan now, all you have to do now is turn on your data and samefag, switch if off and move to another room and you got a new ID. But I guess thats one reason why relationships have gone to shit now, can't trust anyone now male or female
Worst thing you can do is defend yourself by samefag, some anons have the eyes of hawks

>weren't made completely obsolete
That thing is completely obsolete, it runs slow as fuck, half the apps don't work on it. And even when I updated it, it still has that 09 android look. Its a walkman, so of course its a sony a Z1060. Found out it had 20gb on it so I dump all my music on it

>when trapping on steam turns on you
I remember you telling me about that guy, I couldn't even deal with even communicating with them. I've been in to many severs that got derailed by furry rants, don't even play valve games anymore. There use to be STD threads on here, but never heard anyone talk about
catching anything. But I'm sure someone did before they prob never wanted to post about it. Put a rubber on it, don't care how good your pull out game is. kek you think you'll be bailing but that femanon is prob ten steps ahead of you

>the bomb
You just have to REALLY REALLY look out for a single one....that never had a baby, not even once. Theres tons of hot ones here but they all get pregnant with their first bf it seems like

>a hyundai, oh wow
You should go look into fucking star citizen, they've been jewing ppl for years now and that game isn't even out. Just a buggy ass demo apparently, I know evolve killed their game over that, but killing floor 2 somehow was still popular. Prob because girls like those games and any game a girl will play 10 dudes will jump on.
Speeking of tripwire I should get back on that rising storm 2 beta before it ends
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>>25283956
Aye I'm an antman

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qk5VuXjOWnM
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>>25283648
>when your such a noticeable faggot you get bullied to the point where shooting up your school seems like a good idea
>bring your boyfriend with the sawed off mosin, but you forgot your a sperg and didn't have any friend to kill so you shoot anyone you see
>then you forget to make out with your twink before you kys

russ men of steel I guess. Also they didn't have any real prop guns to use? Didn't even see the slide on the handguns recoil, dropped. Wheres the american version

Aslo those flying kicks with the white boots
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>>25284036
Oh fuck I forgot that movie was real buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp
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I'm going to drop some gross pics of me picking then cutting my hair because theres too many gringos out there know nothing about the struggle.

Think this is alot?
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>>25284072
That's one too many asthma inhailers lol
>>25284058
>American version
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Think again
this is nearly 2-3 years of head pubes, enough to donate an afro to swede and some
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>>25284087
Yes sir
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>>25284094
The brush is missing one piece zoz
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Here you go thread you never asked for this but you got it. I can finally wear a hat with out having to stuff all my hair in it like a 1980s playboy model in a swimsuit
>female pubs are still cool tho, don't shave them

>>25284092
Its Steve-O he did almost every drug when he was in Jackass. He's built for it

>>25284103
Thats what happens when your hair knots have the tensile strength of steel
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>>25284094
>>25284118
Sweet Jesus.
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>>25284118
Pubes give that aroma
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>>25284165
Everything in this house is big black and poofy

>>25284183
Mine had that head & shoulders

but I don't have dandruff...... exactly B^)
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>>25284260
Didn't know you had a kitten. Been busy as all hell, decided to roll in here and found you shaving your pubes kek. Will catch your Skipu repliyu soon.
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>>25284292
That acually a 6 month old baby mainecoon, he's a faggot so don't worry
Well I'll be waiting for your reply, I went to some events so I'll have a story to tell and what not. I like how no one really knew how long my hair was tbqh

just don't go shooting up any schools till then
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I realized tonight that I am deeply, painfully sad, to a point where I even have trouble expressing it. I kind of want to die.

I don't know how to fix it.
I don't know how to handle it.
I don't know how to move on.
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>What are you doing currently
Got home from a concert here in Indy and am now drinking Dark Horse's Crooked Tree that I got from a good friend. Earlier today, I got an awesome beer through a trade with someone from a local FB beer group (pic related; it's Three Floyds' Dark Lord De Muerte, which is Bourbon barrel aged DL with peppers). Today was a good day.

>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
This is the band I saw tonight. I believe this is the third or fourth time seeing them live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC0MQog6Omg

>Films/television
Fully watched Schitt's Creek on Netflix and it was pretty decent overall. Can't wait to see the rest of season 3 of Twin Peaks as the first two episodes raised more questions than answers.

>Stories/whatever
To be honest, I'm worried that I have something serious such as a particular kind of cancer. But, I don't have a lot of money to go see a specialist all willy-nilly, so I think I'll wait a bit till it gets worse (if that actually happens). Plus, I had someone look at the location about 3-4 and 1/2 years ago and their staff told me it was nothing to worry about. I don't know.
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>>25284448
Is it something big that you can't move on from anon? Or just something like losing friend of a job

Sometimes lyfe kicks us in the balls(and or vagina) and doesn't seem to want to stop. But thats the human condition, when under pressure we find the will(either in ones self or just in religion) to move on and conquer our fears.
Errrrrrr look into yourself before you move to the religion part tho
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>>25284467
Ayyyy whatudrinkin-anon

What kind of beer is that dark horse? I assume its a dark lager or something on that line. And I always forget theres FB groups that do shit like that, pretty cool but if you bought that beer thats appernelty a felony since its alchol. I remember reading about police and ATF running raids on them
Haven't been in the music scene in a while. But was that noise or grung band?

And fuck haven't watched any new tv in almost 2 years now. Not sure if I should get into twin peaks tho if its that good I might as well.

Health wise at some point when you get the funds you should get a second opinion. Idk why, but doctors now are pretty unreliable in some things. theres alot of miss diagnoses that happen here. Depending on the cancer and if your really worried, you could try taking frozen foods and cigarettes out your diet
I've been trying to cut dozen stuff out for a while, I ate it all my niglet life and just thought what would happen when I hit 40. Tho I don't think that many of my male relatives lived past 60
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>>25284521
It is many, many things I can't move on from. A lifetime of things. Too many burdens, too little time.

There's also the fact that I have nothing to move on to. My life is empty. I basically don't exist. I think I would be suicidal if I didn't feel like I already died.
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>>25284541
>What kind of beer is that dark horse?

It's an IPA. I talked to my friend, who is a rep for them, and he mentioned how it was centrifuged to be clearer and it certainly is than before. However, it has a healthy malt backbone to it, which I'm not the biggest fan of. But, since he gave me a 6er of it, I'll drink it, especially since it's still a good beer overall.

Well, it's a local beer group, so we did an in-person trade. In any case, yeah, it's technically illegal to ship alcohol. But, many people do it anyway and no one really checks unless you suck at packing beer and have it either clink around or break and leak inside the box.

I rarely watch tv, aside for having it as background noise. Though, I watch shows that are on Netflix more often, especially if it's recommended from someone I work with (i.e. the Schitt's Creek show). Twin Peaks has this awesome feel to it (mainly the first two seasons). Although, it is a David Lynch product, so there is some "Wait...what the fuck is going on?" aspects to it. If you ever decide to watch the franchise, watch the first two seasons of the TV series first and then the Fire Walk With Me movie. Can't stress that enough.

>Health wise
The thing is, I don't smoke cigarettes, so that's not the problem. More specifically, I'm worried about testicular cancer. About 4 or 5 years ago, I noticed a lump on one of my balls. I waited after a year of being there to seeing someone and they said it might be a water-filled cyst, but should have a ultrasound to make sure. Long story short, they said it was nothing to worry about. Three to four and a half years later, that lump is still there and I've had discomfort/pain in that region progressively getting worse within the last couple of months. The discomfort used to come and go every months, but now its getting to the point of being every handful of days or less.
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>>25284563
Can't be a lifetime of things since your prob only 20, unless you have a felony or prier convictions on your tail. Your better off moving on from whatever it is. If its about a girl/boy or not having friend then give yourself a chance find the reason why it went the way it did.

Holding on to things like that will ONLY weigh you down and put unneeded stress on your heart(physically and metaphorically), and also effect the way ppl view you. If you only listen to music thats depressing cut that out. You say kys'in will relieve you, but will it really. Idk whats after this life but its not worth throwing shit away
Your also on 4chan most of us are loner and feel like this
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>>25284590
An IPA with a malty finish? Yeah does sound kind of off putting tbqh, but if its more of an after taste thing I'm pretty sure you won't noticed after the third beer. That was in a six pack? Idk if its just the pic but I that bottle was a one liter.

I'm pretty sure those ppl got cracked down because they were being loud about it and the group got too big. And yeah I think someone's package tore open on the way, its probably just better to trade shit with close friends.

I still watch tv kinda frequently but I also use it for background noise, but I've just been watching nature shit like river monster and the news. I really need to get another netflix subscription but I guess I got use to just dl'ing shit.
And shit man thanks for warning me about the twin peaks movie I probably would have fucked that up. Almost happened when I watched x-files. Well I might as well, I really don't want to get left behind especially with a david lynch show

Theres a good number of symptoms with TC, I think one of the most important is blood in semen. Other ones would be swelling in legs, build up, lower back pain and a heavy feeling in your testicles. If anything you should search around for a free health clinic that does screening for it
Apparently they cause blood clots so if you feel any shortness in breath or things like that find a way to get checked. But damn we sure live in a shitty time to get healthcare rn.
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>>25284724
Nah, it had a malt body to it as well. Kind of like an English IPA, but a touch less on the maltiness. And aaaahhh, I see. The beer in my picture was the one I traded for. I won't be opening up that one till the next bottle share I'm ever a part of. The past couple of years, it had been a delicious, Bourbon-y fudge fueled Stout with a little pepper heat to it.

I feel ya with the TV stuff. Could always do the whole 30 day free trial and then end it before it's up. And no probs.

Thankfully, I've never seen any blood in my semen. At least yet. Thanks for the suggestion of looking up a free health clinic. Didn't even think to do that before. I will say, though, that I have had shortness of breath and many times felt like my heart was beating fairly weird or something to that effect. I feel that may have to do with other health concerns and not with what has been discussed.

To be honest, if I ever did get diagnosed with cancer, I've planned that I would never tell anyone until it's either in remission or I will shortly die from it. Don't want people to pity me or treat me like some injured animal just because of it, y'know?
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>>25284703
Nah, I'm older. Pushing 30. And I feel so, so much older.

All things considered, "just move on" is pretty shitty advice. Like telling Jews in the Holocaust "just stop letting them gas you."

But getting to the heart of the matter, I suppose that...when I look at all the things that have happened to me and weigh on me deeply, and I look for reasons why things have gone the way they have, the conclusions I come up with are...troubling.
I deeply regret trying to be a good person. It seems this was always a terrible decision. I should have been selfish and had total disregard for the well-being of others.
I also regret getting older. That's unavoidable, I suppose, but I still regret it. I have been continually forced to move on to the next stages of my life before I was ready all because time dictated it.
I see the rest of the world transitioning so smoothly because they were so better prepared, and it's impossible not to feel personally excluded from life as an experience.
Those are really the only two I can come with. That's part of the struggle, that I look back on these things and am unable to come up with any coherent conclusion as to why these things happen to me repeatedly. I don't want to say life is unfair, because of course it is, that's very old news, but life is...illogical. Deeply so. There seems to be very little correlation between action and reaction. No matter what button I choose to hit, I will get a completely random result.
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>>25284743
Uhhhh then meh to that one, malt is kinda a degenerate beer in some cases and when it comes to some. Its just better to chug them down and get to the next one. Ahhhhhhh okay, I was about to say a 6er of print size bottles is like a trade with some greek-god like being. Oh and this is a good question especially with that dark lord:
do you keep the beer you save and ones you drink in the fridge or drink them warm. I know most germans don't chill their beer, and their the beer gurus

Idk why but I just found myself watching alot of river monsters and now I want to fish. A SHIT I totally forgot they do the 30 day trial, I'm about to do that tomorrow

Alright thats good then, I think when you see blood is when the tumor has gone malignant. Ay no problem I'm just glad I helped you out a little bit, and same here with the shortness of breath, but I'm pretty sure that is high cholesterol or something food related. I use to get that when I ate alot of fast food, its gone now
but I'll still get feeling like that. But I suppose its genetic since I'm black and thats our #1-2 killer. If you eat alot of meat that could be it

And I feel that feel you have, I never do like talking to ppl about health related matters. I'd prob just tell my spouse, maybe. Pity isn't something I'm really comfortable with and I'd rather be the person helping other out than the reverse, almost like an old dog going off to the woods to die
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>>25284745
Telling to just get over it sounds even worse, by thats the basis moving on with life. Also alot of ppl come in here to vent so some parts will sound meanish

I'd say there's a difference between being a good person and being delicate or clingy. You can help others, but also know when they need to help themselves. Aging happens to everyone but its also the way you deal with that will effect your appearance and defiantly your mentality.
If you keep hating it then all you got is hate to live with. But watching other succeed in life is pretty shitty I'll give you that one, but thats something that will always happen. Success WILL turn into failure thats just how it works, ppl you know will hit a low point thats a given

But finding the conclusions of your problems isn't something that'll happen in one day, it takes time to recall ever action you took there could be things you blocked out. Just keep questioning that thought for a month, take time to meditate about it and when you do find it. Say it out loud and see how it sounds after all these years

Also remember its mostly you holding yourself in the spot your in, don't blame anything else unless its a 99% fact. You still have control over your life, you could jump ship to a new city and live a new life.
Also remember the conscious changes around ever 18yrs, so your thinking is pretty natural at your age
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alright I'm heading to bed, its pushing on to 4am so its time go to bed before yurohours.
might get another (you) from me if I can't go to sleep

chou
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Sleepy bump since I got my 4g banned on /m/
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sick bump

keep talking fags
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I miss the aussie pretty boy who was like 'goodbye forever gaise' and then he showed up like two weeks ago. He also does that weird derpy pout lips thing women do, so maybe he like dick now and then. 'Whiskey is too sweet for me' lol what a fag.

>>25262529

Post pics of Rebecca pls, or whatever 'nostalgia' in arabic is.

>>25262695

Equal parts hearsay and conjecture.

>>25262351

Posting Peterson out of context? That's a paddlin'.

>>25263757

Oh hey pretend working class black dude, sup?
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>>25286860
>Aussie
who
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>>25286860
>who was like 'goodbye forever gaise' and then he showed up like two weeks ago
Who are you and why are you creeping on whoever that anon was, might as well make a thread looking for him queermo

>pls
why would you ask me to do that, I don't know who rebecca is. Maybe I can mail you something instead

Sue me for wearing an old shirt that says coco, your post is the stuff of cancer
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>>25286048
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Bumping before bed

Also posting picrelated someone posted after I derailed a thread with this link again
>>>/wsg/1690537
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>>25288003
And these are the people that call you Jewish shills and cucks for not agreeing with them lmao.
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>>25284020
>Cant trust anyone male or female
Youre making me want to go all /pol/ now and blame it on degeneracy. Makes me wish I had pics of my ex, though. Need some fap material.

>Android 09 look
Funny how android always has a look that dates it. The flavor of 2017 is curved bubble shit. Of course, not all the app icons change so half of my icons don't even follow the new standards. At least your phone still functions as an mp3 player, thats something to keep it for.

>Don't even play valve games
Dude furry and brony invastion of tf2 has contributed to that game being shit. Once those faggots with the money came in valve wanted to pander to the fucking freaks by releasing meme updates. Sometimes I think about the freaks from /soc/ being real people in everyday society, and it fuckin scares me.

>Never had a baby
Well thats true for all females, I don't want to continue another man's life. Hispanics are one of those races that just have kids really young. Some of them can properly manage it others just go on EBT and hope for the best. What a shame.

>Jewing game for years
Isn't that the game that was kickstarted a few times years apart and still not even finished? Pretty much the epitome of the neverending beta. Girls play normieshit games like valveshit, for the most part. Sometimes meme shit like goat simulator gets in there, too. I am basing this assumption exclusively off of one female friend I have on steam. One of the RO games is free on humble bundle, you should pick it up.

>>25284087
Shave it off and get that black mailman look

>>25286860
Its just memes my dude
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Bop it
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>>25284260
Yeah
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>>25286860
Who you?
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I will come and replenish this thread with some (you)s and maybe a pic of something, idk what. Before that I'm going to eat something and finish writing

Also enjoy another pic
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>>25288380
>>I want to swim up your ass like a trout
I'm not a biologist but trouts can't swim up small canals

>it on degeneracy
Isn't it tho? Or just a lack of caring about relationships and what not? If anything you should have got her on snapchat, that thing is a given for nudes if your close to someone

>curved bobbles
I think we talked about that before but I hate how current android looks now, they just want that apple look since most users have iphones, it looks gross and ruins their integrity. I notice the play store changed their icon and alot of google built in apps. Glad my current phone has the square navigation buttons
Well that walkman is basically an mp3 player can't make phone calls or text msgs, kinda the reason sony stopped making them

>money: valve
One of my friends use to be a big tf2 fag, had over 1k hours in it but stopped playing after the whole hat mess happened. But the sheer faggotory was one of the factors that killed it as well, I want to say the "heal slut" meme came from tf2 aswell. Imagine this, some guy healing his team while sitting on
a dildo up his ass. I've heard that story multiple times and never want to touch a heal class because of that.

>for all females
True but most hispanic family will think its weird if you don't have a kind at a certain age, and continuing another man's life is pretty easy to do if you have some kids of your own to add to the pot. I don't even think most of them hear can apply for EBT, usually they just get another job and get the oldest son to work too


Think its been in the kickstarer "phase" since 2012, I know they hit 3 million $ some time ago and theres loads of stories of what the creators actually did with that money. Your forgetting about overwatch and leagues, those are prob the biggest girl games out there. I shamefully already have that one, saw it was free
the other day. I have 300hr in it so now their pretty boring now


Don't you mean the 30yo basketball player dad cut?
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Heres a pic of lizardanon who probably took a shit in my flannel
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And heres the clearest picture I could get of my baby sprout. Fuck htc and their cameras that can't auto foucus....muh I miss my old phone
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>>25290464
Whatcha growing
>>25290437
Snake
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>>25290590
Growing a korean fir I bought off of ebay for 99 cent, heard those cheap seeds usually don't grow. guess I got lucky
>snek
she just looks like a snake, but I can assure you i-its not. Tho she kinda disappeared 10 mins ago
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>>25290660
O I tried to grow one too, nice. 3 day weekend. Fun hu?
>>25290660
>disappeared
S-nake be snek.
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>>25290665
I think ita only three weeks old now, so only time will tell. Also trying to grow a cypress, hows yours coming out?
But pluuuuuuuulllllhhhhggg I'm not doing shit, and my friend broke his phone so idk if i'll be doing anything

Prob like the 50th time she disappeared, nothing new
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>>25290713
It never did. It grew then suddenly dried out. I'll put it under a jar to prevent from too much and not enough moisture
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>>25290788
Nice dubs lad, but that sucks. I wary that might happen to mine, had a lemon tree sprout but died days later. Usually water this one 2-3 a day, I just try to keep it as damp is would be in a korean forest.
Did you know what type of fir it was?
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Just bought my 4chan pass lmao @ u poorfags
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>>25290843
I thought Xmas for but there is one you can eat the nuts off
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>>25291027
>when u get cucked by taiwanese moot
Lma @ u
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Still sick, see pic related.

How is all
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>>25284448
>I kind of want to die.
That's like a lot of people.
Just find something to devote your life to, when you're bored of that change.
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>>25290843
Avocado is here but no sprout :(
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anyone ever look at hands and think " how the fuck doesa this shit make sensei?"
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>>25291951
It's ok if it's not supposed to sensei
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>>25291027
So so goes down for two hours or so and you go shill out and buy a 4can pass?
............hahhahajajjajanajjajaja
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>>25291134
>bought for Xmas to eat nuts off
I think I decypted this but idk, there's firs that grow eatable nuts. I want my tree nut in my mouth....no homo

>>25291737
Shove old-world mouse cable down your throat to induce vomiting
???
Flu is gone

My sis had the flu too, you didn't did you?
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>>25291951
Does this pale palm off a nigger make any sense

>>25291943
How is it here then, also stop stealing my state's tasteless and pointless cash crop. Mexican cartel will have your head
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>>25292080
We could do contract. You're ok with me stealing.
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>>25292074
>Flu is gone
I'm afraid all that does is leave a bad taste in your mouth.
A worser taste than purposefully incorrect spelling.
>did you screw my boo
Well, when there's a screw lose you pull your tool out and you know...hire someone to clean up your mess.
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>>25290422
>get her on snapchat
Then it alerts the other party when you take pictures. Plus she was a fuckin bitch anyway when it came to pictures. Wouldn't let me have my fap material then would play that "not in the mood" shit.

>most users have iphones
Samsung and the other flagship makers are copying the shitty parts of apple instead of mimicking what makes apple phones good. Can I just have a good android phone that has a good camera, battery, and micro sd support? iPhones have a good camera but thats it.

>Some guy healing while sitting on a dildo
Is that related to this meme that OW healer mains get pozzed? I think it was the end of the beginning when hats were put into the game. It showed valve a money model that works ridiculously well.

>Continuing another man's life is easy
Yeah, but they aren't your kids. You're trying to fix someone else's fuckups.

>Overwatch is a girl game
Right man, with all the female characters it appeals to any kind of female. Not lyin here I would fuck any woman that looked like and played mercy.
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>>25292508
>wants to make a contract
>says he'll steal and void said contract
makes me wonder what race you are drunkanon

>>25292585
Depends what you had to eat before hand, just chug 7-up and stick your finger down you mouth
>purposefully incorrect spelling
I ams dispointed ins you. wind I read it, reminds me of how eveir body on /fa/ speaks

I bet you didn't even clean up your own mess, probably that guy who pulls out and shoves it back in. baka senpai
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>>25292080
why is your thumb so fucking long?!?
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>>25292637
>alerts
Well no shite cowboy thats why I said someone your close to. Well if anything you got to offer something in return to get pics, usually just flirt your nuts off till you get sick to your stomach or just sexful man pics

>copy and pasting
I noticed that not even samsung phones have decent cameras now or at least not as good as they should be, idk what they even put all their money when R&D'in a new phone. Just seems to be A E S T H E T I C case shells so you can drop it more easier and shill out for insurance

>healer mains get pozzed
All I know is that meme mainly started from tf2 and then migrated to other games, I know theres plenty of traps that play OW so it applies to that. The beginning maybe but the end was probably when it became F2P, and then valve moved on to shitting up their other games, like cs:go.
That game was released in 2012 but didn't reach the normie phase till 2015, now I don't even touch counter strike

>fix someone elses fuck up
Thats why they try to counter them with their own kids, like should I really care if her kid keeps coming home drunk af on a school night. Bitch thats your problem i got work in the morning

>mercy
I'm so glad I don't know who that is and I don't want to know. Makes me wonder how much OW porn you watch on pornhub lol, apparently that one of their top searches
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>>25292934
>makes me wonder what race you are drunkanon
Whatever you want bby.
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>>25292941
Lol I just noticed that scrolling thru here kinda freaked me out. Can't honestly tell you maybe its just that hitch hiker thumb trait

>>25292080Ladies hmu if you want a good time ;^)
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>>25292080
Big thumb means a leadership position in palm reading, also that's a fire palm.
Dont make no senses
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>>25292979
>Whatever you want
I want a big gaping dragon to stuff all of my problems and 10+ fire broadsword into
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>>25293274
Never did like leading anyone but I do get bossy sometimes when it calls for it. But tbqh when did anything about me make sense
>fire palm
what does that mean? All I get is picrealted when I search that
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>>25293449
Redpulled.
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>>25293522
>this post was posted a hour ago
jesus I was in the garage looking for fishing shit for that long

Oh geez thanks for call me autistic, but damn I guess I just learned something new about myself. Not sure if I'm the life of the party part, I try to keep away from shit like that cause I know I'll burn myself out
I'm also a scorpio so idk
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>>25293668
>scorpio
Eyy, fuck you mang, my Romanian magicks are infallible.
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>>25293718
>romanian
wtf you should been able to tell me my name and age when I'll die with your heritage, this thread needs more east euros
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>>25293439
What probs do you have? I wonder.

I don't know about sword but I can get the dragon.
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I'll just gtfo, it doesn't matter.
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>>25294499
I mean don't we all live in different timezones? Plus I'm pretty busy atm

>>25294870
This.......this kinda looks like you brit, tho I don't have my glasses on
If its just 70 degrees you a bab-ie
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>>25295506
That's fine
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=xLWb9Z6t2KA
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>>25292972
>Offer something in return to get pics
Sometimes when I was really fuckin horny I would offer to send dick pics. She never asked for them and then never sent me any of herself in return.

>At least not as good as they should be
The cameras arent bad but the software on Samsung phones holds the entire phone back. They would never make a proper phone that lasts longs because theyre kike gooks who want to make money off of jewrizon contracts.

>Counter them with your own kids
But those fuckups are a part of society, you gotta work hard to not make their shittiness reflect on you and your life.

>Doesnt know who mercy is
A thin german qt blonde who heals people.
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Where is hope?
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>>25297889
I thought asian driving was a meme
We learned that it's never good to leave car at a crash scene.
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I feel better now.
>>25261538
good burb
>>25295506
>like you brit,
at least somebody noticed my tan
>>25292934
>stick your finger down you mouth
woah there partner
this is not that kind of thread
i'm not sure what kind this kind of thread actually is
but it is not that kind
>>25292934
>/fa/ speaks
>using any other board except /pol/
>>25292934
>clean up your own mess
i'm white, my privilege wipes my ass.
I call it Jose.
>>25292074
>Flu is gone
I think i'm just too tired atm for my immune system to rek me up
>>25292074
>you didn't did you?
i did do what i didly done did.
>>25287184
blinks one eye at a time for maximum >>25283950
>Or just buy drugs and go on a bender
this
>>25283950
>clear your mind
pft, this guy.
>>25283950
>What do I get for doing this?
the sense of accomplishing something to appease your masters?
fekkin hell slav
>believe
don't question the matrix
>yeah
oh bby yes
>yea
i can't stop this feeling.jpg
>shave one side
you been on a tumblr avnt ya
>>25282418
i think you might be infected
just give that plum a good ol scrub with some bleach and all the boys will be at your yard
>>25280412
>nsurer then
damn right
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>>25298116
Thanks for the advice ;3
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>>25298296
u r welcome :3
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>>25294870
Been smelin fingers again?
>>25298324
Sure yeah whatever
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>>25298337
>Sure yeah whatever
Have you lost weight?
>>25298337
>Been smelin fingers again?
Been giving sumin a gud sniff
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>>25298773
No not really. Why? Same weight, I think
>>25298773
>Been giving sumin a gud sniff
Really funny.
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>>25298773
Maybe it's my muscles ;)
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>>25299104
>Really funny.
Thank you.Books do have a pleasant smell, especially new books.
>>25299126
:o
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>>25299222
You like books.
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Bored, should i kms
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Why nobody talks here anymore
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>>25299494
Opportunity cost is too high. Maybe pic was related.
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>>25299587
Its free here still, chinese moot try to make us pay
What you mean?
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>>25299657
Invite muh
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>>25299743
Invite youre wat?
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>>25299787
I'm not that busy :)
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>>25299293
I do...
>>25299494
Personal reasons, busy, moved on, too horny, using a different platform, etc.
>>25299814
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>>25299814
Same ,super sleepy and tired
>>25299830
Im horny too but i usually stroke like 4 times and it goes away
Why people want different platforms tho it defeats the purpose of this bored
I doubt you neets are busy lol
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>>25299842
>defeats the purpose of this bored
>it defeats this board
that's it
>>25299842
>I doubt you neets are busy lol
;_;
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Sugarcoating me

Yeeh.
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>>25299857
Did i solve the case watson?
Im sad too i have nothing and no one
>>25299867
Why you have iphone?
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>>25299878
Good battery life
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>>25299878
>Im sad too i have nothing and no one
conflict and destruction are sometimes needed for creation

moral of the story

it only takes one nuclear bomb to correctly cook a turkey
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>>25299887
How many hours, i can have good battery life for a day
Why batteries dont work forever?
>>25299900
Why create of you will destroy
I just want to be nothingness tbqh

Just one turkey, whu not the whole cow?
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>>25299316
guy's hair was receding even when he was barely out of womb
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>>25299923
Kek i thinl he gets it from hos moms side because his dade still has the hair ;)
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=wjQdaPDdseY
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>>25299917
>whu not the whole cow?
grill

gimme whatever you're eating
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>>25299917
Few hours but longer, I'm sorry didn't see your post from all this shitpost
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I got a fever, hey
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>>25299917
>Why batteries dont work forever?
Silly gullable friend. Nothing ever will. Batteries are improving.

My cellular record is 3 days on one charge.
1 full day when many apps were running.
33 days on my dumbphone from a single charge.
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/k/ here

this thread reeks of libcucks, not even one of you are woke enough to genocide with me
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>>25299959
Am eating mu shoo pork made from beef
>>25300495
Like 24 hours or the whole day?
Is k i wasnt shitposting now lol
>>25300508
Be careful ;_;
>>25300939
What?

33 days how!?
>>25301613
Why everyone likes american politics?
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>>25301625
>What?
>33 days how!?
Hibernation mode
>>25301625
>Like 24 hours or the whole day?
>Is k i wasnt shitposting now lol
12 hour day
>;_;
Yeah should be okay
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>>25301613
I'm radical apolitical fascist futurist scientolog.
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Why everyone talk like thisah?
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>>25301730
Hibernation mode but how do you it?
12 hour day how long is that?
Okay i was scared
>>25302686
Because we are fwiends :D
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where tf is my you... you cakes?
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>>25302824
You're just confus.

Same principle as Mars Rover. The draw for hibernation is low and you need to know some coding.

There is hibernation mode on your laptop you derp. Same principal.
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I'm sick of her lying to me I know what she did


I'm tired of this shit
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>>25304859
Are those eletrical burns? Why is the guy just filming and not helping him out? Looked pretty ghastly, but I think it could be treated.
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>>25304859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF0HhrwIwp0
(your ass is on fire)
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*knock knock*
Is anyone home?
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Dead like Trump's spelling...
>>25262931
It's pretty good I guess, it just felt forever the last 2 weeks having to settle in and whatnot.

What the frick, how did you know she was white?
>spend 300+ plane ticket
You mad nigga, I'm almost broke. You were right though, 2 weeks was barely enough time but at least I can work on the last few things without stress.
It took a few days for the internet to be setup because of Memorial Day weekend and I found my uncle's laptop while packing so I am now like you autismos :^)

>wife beater
Shhh don't let wimmon know...

>crazy girls drive those
LMAO that's my sis's car, damn do you go on assumption breads or something because you've been spot on with the savagery.
>>25264832
>forgibbon
Thank Allah! Sike fgt I dunt need u lolololol xDxD
>>25265131
Dark times indeed, good luck bro. We're all going to need it.
>>25273779
I AM ASLEEP
>>25284087
>>25284094
>>25284118
You should've told the arab guy poster that these were Hindi's face pubes kek.
>>25286860
I wouldn't say equal parts hearsay though.
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>>25261050
Is That Alex Fucking Santos?
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>>25308118
Pls dont say n*gger its not nice
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Tell me which way the wind blows before the bread gos
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>>25309287
West for me.
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>>25309337
Did you just check?
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>>25309340
10 miles per hour
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>>25308474
You're a n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nagger :^)
>>25309287
>doesn't even have the decency to (You) me b4 he goes off to celebrate Ramadhan
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>>25309681
why is his face covered in shit
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>>25310187
Well. He's. You know. Shitfaced. Rip alcohol.

Smash the upvote button for me please.
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>>25310233
fuck you faggot
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>>25310260
I think my 4chan time just ran out
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>>25310269
be a good boi and get back to your hs assignment
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>>25310277
Just after I check your dubs. Hw is mostly done. I need some major help with an assignment.
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>>25310282
check em again cunt nigger
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>>25310288
Nah :)
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>>25310293
what a faggot
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>>25310298
Says fagggot who can't get dubs 3 times in a row. Assignment help?
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>>25310316
hey fuck you ashol, i am stronk, will war you ww3 rn

albanian sqhipehr
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>>25310323
If I were string, I wouldn't be ashole. Good.night.
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>>25310337
hey ashol dont go pls :(
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>>25310342
I'm actually kind
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Step it up pebs. Thread is stale.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9G2lvdQiSr4
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>>25309681
>(You)
>Not realizing 4chan is no longer showing my (you)'s
don't hate the player hate the system
>>25309532
that's slow af, give it a tickle it'll go faster
>>25311217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4gOr2OfEf4
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>>25309681
dont make fun of ramadan or n*gg*rs u fuccboi white faggot kys
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>>25311465
Give me a tickle
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Be ready comrade, you might get a (you) later on today ;)
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Also how far can comedy go till you get btfo on twatter and have to "apologize" on a live press conference

>"Trump started this"
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>>25310187
See this>>25310233
,couldn't have said it better myself.
>>25310233
Smashing as hard as I can with the one free thumb I have!
>>25311217
>Thread is stale.
I'm used to the taste.
>>25311465
>no longer showing my (you)'s
>responds to my (You)
Hmmm...likely story, I have my eye close on you.
>>25311686
>fuccboi
Half true I guess, what would be the female equivalent of fuckboy though?
>white
Uhm okay sure kek.
>faggot
Wait am I a fuccboi or faggot, choose one I am confucius?!?
Overall you got 1.375/3 correct!
>>25312428
No commies allowed here you nagger!
>>25312467
Is that Andy Dick in drag?
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>>25312488
>nagger
>LOOK EVERYONE HE CALLED ME A NIGGER, HE CALLED ME A NIGGER!!!!!!! LOOOOOOK
>LOOK EVERYONE HE CALLED ME A NIGGER, HE CALLED ME A NIGGER!!!!!!! LOOOOOOK
enjoy your ban conservacuck, this is a safespace like >>25308474 said

>is dat andy dick?
I mean him and kathy griffin are both forgettable early 2000s cucks, and they look like low chromo bro and sis
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>>25312539
I said nagger dumbass, can't read a thesaurus?
>conservacuck
Whoa hold your horses there Randy, just cuz I didn't vote for your queen Hillary and just cuz I almosted voted for Trumpet, doesn't mean I am conservative. I do enjoy watching my wife get bred while I cry in the corner...

If they're forgettable then why do I remember them in uh..in...ok you win :/
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>>25312562
No, no.........no doesn't matter. I can sense your bigotness this is a hugbox no one wants you here oppressing our values. How do you almost vote for someone? Did you bail out in the ballot room?
Should had just voted for nadder, he'll get in eventually

Plus how do you cry in the corner when you should be filming for your pornhub account before you get redeployed to afghanistan ;)

>remember them in uh..in
right? I think andy dick is more famous cause all the coke he did

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4566964/Kathy-Griffin-claims-Trump-family-ruined-life.html?mrn_rm=rta-fallback
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Witness me as I end my 4 or 5ish day hiatus from using 4chan.
Felt pretty good to get away from all the "I'm right", "imo", and "libcuckness" that is four clovers now. Anyone do anything other than eat bbq on memorial day?............I just ate bbq and shit

Also I'll probably just make a new thread in a few hours. This thread is old and apperntly big threads scare new posters

>>25295929
>offer here the D....pic
I'm still not sure how many girls actually like dick pics, unless you some kind of novelty or something. I just meant sexfull, "oh I just got out of the shower" shit only fags like disembodied dicks

>crap software from seoul
I almost bought a samsung when I broke my last phone this year, tho something kept me from buying one. The interface was probably something that held me back, also the fact that samsung drowns their phones with abunch of apps.

>you got to work hard
Nah you just need to not hook up with ppl with kids, and if you do you need to state the ground rules to their hairy arses

>A thin german qt blonde who
That sounds gay and also a quick way to get fascist 2D wafiu warriors to play OW

>>25297889
DO I need a license to just walk on the sidewalk?
Whats the point in driving over there, its like everyone is on their phones 24/7
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>>25298116
Oh my god
All these....late......(you)s

>tan
nahhhhhhh thats more like a winter coat from you caveman ancestor
>not that kind
Well it can BE that kind of thread if you stopped pussyfotting around and throw up in that travel safe bag I gave
AND SEND ME THAT FUCKIN BAG ALREADY
>other than /pol/
but where am i suppose to get advice on finding a pure aryan gf, who milks her pure aryan milk fo me
>my privilege wipes my ass
Nah your privilege is to wipe and thank Mahmud's arse for bringing his 8-piece family over
>too tired
I think you need to get some vitamin C in you, black tea doesn't cure everything nigel
>accomplishing something
I spent almost 2 hours organizing all my drawings, not sure what making a new one(with out direction) will appease
>don't question the matrix
enjoy your brownpill then pleb
>avnt ya
tumblr has beards and manbuns, stormfront has shaved heads and hilter youth cuts. Stop being a schmuck

>>25299316
jesus how fucked up in the head do you have to be to think this is cute?
wonder if their still together( i.e. if she's still locked in her cage)

>>25299494
Lol I remember this one, he should have just left after he heard her say she wants a threesome
Should have known his gf would invite some poly-chad hybrid
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>>25312582
I'm not opressing, merely demanding you don't do what I don't like. White powah!
Nope, I never went to begin with kek, the first 2 time I got to vote I ended being peer pressured by everyone into voting for Obama. They say it's bad not to vote but it doesn't make a difference imo.
Plus I wasn't well informed in this year's election tbqh.

>how do you cry in the corner and film
One hand directing the camera.
The other on my micro-péné.

I don't remember that, I just Kathy has/had a talkshow?

Kek that article, people are so sensitive nowadays but anything to get into the spotlight right?
>>25312624
4chin is a shell of its former self my friend.
i just relaxed Monday, it was my day off and my arms were numb af after carrying so much over the weekend.

New thread? Mais this one is only barely pushing 400, we almost to the end bruh!
Stop blaming the thread, we all know its you weirdos that post that intimidates everyone.
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>>25304880
Those are electric burns, only thing you can really do is yell for help and get someone to turn of the grid. Pretty sure that was a DC current, that crispy guy prob already became a catalyst. So unless you have a death wish all you can do is watch

>>25312687
damn ish I was just about to reply to your other post, now we're going to have a big post war
also how many joker pics can a man own?
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>>25312698
>big post war
I surrender then,and by that I mean I'm going to sleep kek. I got a headache from listening to arabs speaking in terrorist and fricking chinese people that don't know english.

>joker pics can a man own
I only have the ones I posted so far but the answer to the question is >0 <∞

Happy Ramadam, I can finally eat!
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>>25306423
>I guess
that sounds like something I'd say, did ou already move all your crap and mascara into the new place?

How did I know? It just had that ye-old back woods 70s house vibe that betty won over in the divorce
Just buy a ticket on united, I know ppl I can get a ride in the cargo hold. And damn I don't rike being right, I can imagine you came home from work and just slept on the floor like a sad boi
>we need a three day weekend to get drunk and pretend like we care about veterans
Idk what you east shitters have but time warner would have took a entire month to just send someone over. Did you find any baby nudes of yourself on your uncle's laptop

LO fucking L, I didn't mean to take shots at your family senpai, but lol. I'm actually quite bad at assumption threads, guessing on anon's cloths doesn't work I need to see what they own......oh and give your sis my number B

>Hindi's face pubes
kek more like possible crotch pubes and if so I would have choked myself on them like a proper internet friend
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>>25312715
Your a good lad m8, I'll reply to that last one later on today since your going to beddy bi
>chinese people that don't know english
Nah they know enough to get the by, your just not slant eyed enough for that, for arabic just buy a MAGA hat that'll make them stop...or ask where they can get one

Well I have 1-9 Knights Tale meme pics, so next time your trigger me get ready, cause all boy you'll just feel stupid getting Tale'd

May god be with you and your stomach, wouldn't it be good time to stock up on shawarma?
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>>25312624
>eating bbq on memorial day
HA! I fuckin worked on memorial day.

>Girls actually like dick pics
I dunno man she wasn't too hot to the idea desu. With girls its easy to do random pics. Men gotta fuckin warm it up, you know?

>Drowns their phone with a bunch of apps
But dude, dont you need an S health app for the heartbeat sensor? I might have finally figured out why the phone is so slow, though. I did the math on the pictures I have and its 2500 photos. I think every time I load up the gallery and camera app its trying to index and load all those thumbnails. Not to mention I have another 3-4 thousand audio files. Still though, what use is sd card support if it is trying to do dumb shit like index all the photos?

>Not hook up with people with kids
But MILFs man. Come on

>Sounds gay
There are gay characters in OW and I'll bet my car there is porn of it. The release of source film maker was the greatest event of our millennium.
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>>25312488
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>>25312734
>something I'd say
"I guess I'm the dad i dunno...
>mascara
kek, I don't even know where it is, probably in one of the boxes.

>betty won over in the divorce
Another spot on assumption, the lady left her diary and she hated her husband :/

>united
Wtf I'd spending all my allowance look?!
>pic related
>cargo hold
Aye, make sure you hide in the smallest suitcase, they'll never suspect anything and you can maybe find someone's sextoy for fun!
>sad boi
Tired boi if anything, I still had my bed until the last minute. First night here was surprisingly comfy though.
>Time Warner
Enjoy your 20mb/s.Jk lol, Warner is mostly a city isp,and comcast maybe. I live in Long Island so it's mostly Optimum or Verizon. A month seriously, how can anyone live like that?
>baby nudes
um. well. I don't remember when those were taken..so I guess I forgive him ;_;
It's was empty already, he probably didn't even use it at all or someone wiped everything out after he died, which is what I would want someone to do for me in case I die jerking off like ol' Bill ya know kek.

It's true though, I thought my mom was cray, but my sis beats her by lightyears.
>see what they own
That's a pretty top tier superpower.
>my number
post number then :^)

>choked myself
>not wanting to die by suffocating while a woman's jungle is shoved up you nose
Are you a babby?
>>25312744
I had my beauty sleepbut will go do some errands in a bit. You're probs asleep as of this post lol.
>know enough to get by
You have no idea m8, I went to park the car at a parking garage and the old chinaman working there spoke to me in chinkspeak. I had to tell him in sign language that I already paid in the morning with the other guy :/
>your not just slant eyed enough for that
That's true, I'm afraid that it will suddenly turn into a kung fu movie and chinese people will be flying everywhere and will have to fight my way out,which will probably end with me beat up on the floor kek.
uh oh shorten reply pls 1/2
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>>25312744
>>25313923
The ayyribs were pretty cool, they actually knew how to speak english lol. I think they thought I was one of them because of my name which was maybe why they were friendly though.
>Knight Tale meme pics
oh shet I must prepare my meme folder at once!

I am fatwa, I am exempt from rhamadan's rules.
>shawarma
damn those burritos look amazing
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>>25313297
0 wat?
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>>25314037
It was o
Lern 2 read plz
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>mfw I "accidentally" wiped my laptop clean
Well at least it runs fast now kek.
>>25314171
>Lern 2 read plz
I don't know how to read inglish am sorry
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>>25315079
>inglish
;*
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>>25315114
>;*
Are you coming on to me?
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>>25315186
Not really
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>>25315217
Why
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>>25315222
Because we're just friends and that's about it
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>>25315253
Says who
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>>25315266
Data :)
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Evening, folks. Westchester County, NY reporting in. How was everyone's day?

Mine's been somewhat shitty, had a really shit morning (got killed on exams), and just been trying to veg the rest of the day.
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>>25315282
proof?
>>25315283
>NY
You're like the 4/5th anon that lives somewhat close to me.

>got killed on exams
When is uni or college over dude? Bet you studied hard, right?
>veg the rest of the day
Veg as in?

Day was fine for me, did all my errands and continued work on a project. Chilling now.

Is that Kira btw?
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Shhhh I'm fishing this thread for moar arab nudes, don't scare the fishes away, can you do that at least?
I'm thirsty as hell but this lake is dry as an Irish man's bottle of rye

It's only 88F here but it feels like I've been running all day, I'll probably be sweating like a moon cricket later today when I finish muh house work

>>25315283
Howdy Anon with the anime face, mine hasn't really started since I woke up pretty late today.

All I can say about that exam is next time replace "most" of your down time with studying. YES that includes fapping to overwatch porn too

>veg
Is like some east coast slang? What does this mean
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>>25315298
>proof
Yeh ok I lied
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>>25315298
>4/5th that lives close to you
Neat.

>When are studies finished?
Soon. June 14th, this semester finishes.

>Vegging
Just taking the day off, not thinking about studies or anything. I've got nasty anxiety about all the stuff.

>Is it Kira?
No, just a face-claim I'm using for some roleplay.

>>25315301
>Replace downtime with studying
Think I haven't? Studying actually didn't help, surprisingly. That's what's really infuriating about the whole thing.

>Fapping
Not my Overwatch porn!

Are either of you into the vidya? It'd be lovely to play a game with someone tonight. Otherwise, chatting here is also great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfcHjZ1qJf8
Have some music too.
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>>25315298
Actually, truth be told, I've got no clue who it is in the picture. I don't know that much about anime, really. I just like the look.
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>>25315301
>fishing this thread for moar arabs nudes
Absolutely disgusting
>88F
that's gross too, the weather here has been weird but it's getting hot again.
>>25315307
I know :^)
>>25315313
>Neat
It's cool, one would think with NY being one of the more populated states that there would be more anonymous users.

>June 14th
Oh, not so much more to go, you basically have it in the bag.

>taking the day off
It's good for the mind and body when you have those days, too bad the day goes quick.
It'll be over before you know it, besides getting an education is one of the best things you can do right now, memes aside. There's way worse things to be anxious about kek.

>roleplay
Whatever floats your boat dude.

>into vidya
Well yeah but I just recently moved and the only yhing I have is an old 360 I barely play and this laptop I found, otherwise I would've liked to game.

song sounds 80-ish, I like it
>>25315326
Lol, I don't watch much anime either it just looked Like Light Yagamitome.
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>>25315340
Han on, do you not want me to be your friend?

You're my.
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>>25315340
>New York
Agreed! The lack of NYC-anons and such is rather odd. You'd think the aspies would show themselves. Also, lack of Westchester-anons or Putnam-anons is boring. It'd be fun/ny to find people to go airsofting with here.

>In the bag
Almost. And exams are generally my weak suit... People that say they're "good in school but bad on exams" aren't bullshitting. At least I'm not.

>Taking the day off
Mens sana in corpore sano.

>RP
It's not nasty, sexual stuff. Actually, a pretty fun written story.

>360
Console peasant. :3 (In jest, of course...)
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>>25315340
>>25315301
Also! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eTWWHGouSM

More music.
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>>25315360
Like 30 min ago
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>>25313923
450 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR FUCKING basic ECONOMY.........ON UNITED OF ALL PLACES!!!!
And then it some how goes up 40% for "flexible" economy, how do ppl afford to take their families anywhere now? I'd rather drive thru 20 states and spend $600 on gas

>prob in a box
good it should stay there, its the time of change. escort ish was fun but now you have to put childish things away
>Another spot on assumption
Maybe I missed my calling, I should just profile ppl for the FBI. But wtf she just "left" her diary? Did you read it all? wheres the meth?
>hid
I'll put all my water, razors, taped up laptops, and my beretta in my travel on
>surprisingly comfy
So no headaches or nightmares yet? I guess you picked a good house with no ghosts or anything. Still want to know where the meth is
I forgot time warner is now "spectrum" but they still shill that 100mb/s crap here, tho multiple news places says that a lie. No clue if Verizon internet is good or just snake oil
>wiped clean
I pray someone does that to my computer or just hide the hard drive that has all the dirty on it. But I don't know anyone who knows how to do any of that, also I'm not a pleb like Bill I would have a service dag on standby every time.

Just hint to your sis that she still has time to stop being crazy its 2017, 4chan says my # is spam

>shoved up my noise
nigga why would I want to go out with a tuna smell shoved down my noise to the point where I could taste it? Thats gay

>You're probs asleep
Lol pretty damn right, I need to quite sleepin in

Wait you know sign language and that chinglonger knew it too. I know decent spanglish, but chinklish is another ballpark for me. Why hire a chinaman to guard a parking lot in mericaland. Least you don't have an asian landlord
Either you'll get a jakie chan type fight scene or it will turn into a karaoke ambush, either way chinamen love both
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No clue why it took me forever to reply to all this, worse I still have another of your (you)s to do
>>25313938
lol pretty sure they just think your one of them, I was with my black friend who has desi looking hair at a 7-11. The clerk was waaaaaay to friendly to us to the point where I felt uncomfortable, even offered us free food. Usually ppl act nice to me when they
find out my voice sounds like a straight lace white male.

Yeah get thy coin purse ready for thoy MASSIVE cock, I mean its just hugh, absolutely hugh. I mean I get so many complements just on its size alone.
Take my word for it, its hugh and it'll make america great

>Burritos
shots fired
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>>25315345
Well yeah I guess since I don't really have any ;_;

I'm your what?

What are you imolying with that pic...
>>25315352
>rather odd
Might be that stigma of being anonymous itself. I wouldn't want people I know that I browse 4chan and think I'm some kind of pedo scum or trap lover (I'm not I swear...).
>lack of
It's not really that imo, there's thread about New York sometimes but most anons are looking for sex or drugs or both :/
>airsofting
That'd be fun tbqh.

>weak suit
You're fucked then, jk idk as lomg as you pass the test you should be good right?
I've heard the opposite, doing bad in school and passing exams, but the way you have it is better, shows that work ethic to people.

>Mens sans in corpore sano.
No entiedo el Latin...

>pretty fun written story
That's what they all say

>console peasant
Kek stfu ;_;, I really want to go pc but I need to save money up.

>>25315360
Just heard of this, why are mooselambs bullying you guys?
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>>25315386
My sweetheart.
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>>25315313
You probably just need to find another way to remember all the things you study on, like using q-cards, writing shit on your arm, or just good old fashioned smoking weed while you study
Is there some other proper way to not fail an exam?

>Not my
yes all of it my child, I know it will be hard but (insert girl character's name) will thank you for it

I have a steam with 80 something games on it, tho I don't really own any games that other ppl play for whatever reason. What kind of games do you usually play?

>>25315340
How else am I suppose to get that pic of that chicks brown butthole, I'm open to opinions?

It might be cooler than it was this week, but not by alot. Enjoy your sunburn and possible broken AC
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>>25315386
>Stigma in anonymity
I'd figure it would be the other way around (i.e. a lack of anonymity would create the stigma), though I can see a defense of that.

>Sex/drugs/other sin
(Note: I'm anything but a Christian, but sin's just the fast way to organize it.) Again, agreed, a shame... whatever happened to wholesome Internet relations? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGq6U5-_qSs
Oh. Right.

>Airsoft
I know! I don't play much, but I love it. Sate my curiosity - are you within the Hudson Valley? https://www.hvairsoft.com/ I go here once every so often.

>Exams
It had better show a work ethic... thing is, failing classes and passing exams pushes grades up. My predicament only allows grades to fall.

>Latin
Healthy mind in a healthy body. I forgot the Latin phrase until today, looked it up earlier out of wanting to remember.

>Roleplay
No, I swear. Nothing sexual. Well, I might have written some Fifty-Shades-like stuff with someone. So what?!

.>Saving up for PC
It'll be worth the wait, trust me!

>>25315395

>Memory
I usually make notes to study by condensing the book. It's just a matter of shoving lots of crap into the head. I'm gifted with a good memory (zero-to-hero'd for an exam in a week once), but it's the anxiety that ultimately gets me. Before you ask, yes, I've both smoked pot (hate choking on smoke) and actually have taken Ativan before tests. The Ativan works, sometimes.

> "Not my"
I'm not sure how you mean.

>Steam
Lately, I've been playing Robocraft, Black Desert (got it on sale), and CS:GO (though I'm awful at it). I'm up for almost anything, given that it's either free or I already have it. I love sci-fi games in general.


>Music
Round 3. I know the shift is hard enough to give someone whiplash, but this song popped up in my recommended again, and I love it. It's just so sexy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbsBEb1ZxWA
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>>25313008
>worked on memorial day
wow I guess you guess really had to sell all those bags of charcoal and paper plates. Damn jews

>not too hot on it
I'd just say the only dic pics they want are ones that are foreign to them. Theres only so much a dude can do with pics, once she starts inserting things you run out of ideas

>heatbeat sensor
Why tho, why would I need that? Is this modern warfare 2? The phone I have now came with a few apps like those but not alot. Had facebook and instagram preinstalled, so even when I disable them. They self-update and enable them selves.
I usually keep all my media on the SD drive, I assume it doesn't bog down the internal storage but pretty sure it doesn't help. Last phone had something like 3K photos and i did notice it ran slower loading the thumbnails, kinda dumb but I guess its best to keep it at 1K files

>but muh milfs
Yeah lets have a date at a restaurant not over at her house with the koolaid stained carpets

>source film maker
There was a time when it was just garry's mod that contained all that autism, but source film maker changed that lol. I mean if they made a cosplay for that character I'd bet my bottom dollar, if not thats what source film maker is for
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>>25315409
>shoving a bunch of shit in your head
That seems to be one of the many bull shitting things about exams, there only so much you can stuff in your head. I think on of the things I do is try assoicating a topic with something familar to me like famous ppl, cars or animals. Tho that only works with a few things tho
Weed only helps with some shit like I can remember shit I read when I was high pretty well, but I think I have to be high to tap into that. Never tried ativan but I heard alot of over the counter shit can get ppl to foucus

>hate choking
can't get off if you don't cough, thats how you get super duper high bro

>how you mean
I just quoted what you said, unless this is a joke. then I feel for it

I only played one of the games you play, and of course its CS:GO, haven't played in a long while but I guess I'm decent at it, decent enough to not get AWP'd I guess. I heard of black desert, thats that Korean mmo right? I thought that one was F2P heard mix reviews from that
Tho those "reviews" are mostly just /v/ opinions

Heres a song thats been stuck in my head today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnQ2zOmb6Hg
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>>25315481
>Familiar things
I do that as well, except I add my own 'explanations' to it.
Example: Which Roman emperor split the Roman Empire? Diocletian - it's in the name. *Di*ocletian.

>Choking
True, but on the occasion that I smoke marijuana, it leaves a metallic taste in my mouth that I'm not exactly in love with.

>Not my
Oh. See? I've got so much stuff in my head that now I can't even remember what I said two or three posts ago! XD Apologies for the inattentiveness.

>Games
Black Desert is a Korean MMO, yeah. Not F2P, but B2P (and with a microtransaction shop for cosmetics, which is irritating). For what I've played, it's fun but too easy. The game just hands you money for logging in, and this money can be used to buy gear that is extremely powerful at early levels. I've not died once in play, and I'm level 25 or so (halfway until it supposedly gets hard)

>Music
Round 4. Back to the 80s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
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>>25315498
>*di*lphin was the sea mammal that split the roman empire
That should help, but then again theres only so many names and phrases you can use till everything starts getting confusing. kek alexander the great can also be mr. axel or something on that line

>metallic taste
Really, I've only gotten that taste from smoking out of handmade things, usually blame that taste on foil or just crappy weed. What do you usually use when you smoke?

>inattentiveness
anon your a black silhouette to me atm, no need to feel embarrassed we're on 4chan and /soc/ of all places lol.
Not a big fan of tha green text but sometimes you have to do it


I think the last time I heard of black desert was in 2014 or something like that, I barely see anyone talk about it, probably because of FF XIV. But yeah from what you just told me black desert just seems like your typical asian mmo, they shower you with money for logging since sever population is important to them.
Not sure how I feel about the easy part tho, and kek you didn't even die and you at that high of a level. If anything it'll prob get medieum hard at lv 30. I was mainly playing Gundam Online which is a 50vs50 mmo that you have to gamble to get anything new to use, tho I ran out of VPN funds so I'm on hiatus

I think most of the music I listen to is from 80s-60s: here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev5odVRMs6k
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>>25315378
>how do ppl afford to take their families anywhere now?
You save money for 20 years by not going anywhere duh.
>drive thru 20 states and spend $600 on gas
That's more fun to do, especially if you stop by the national landmarks and litter.

>childish things away
Hey look, it's Mr. No-Fun-allowed here.
>profile ppl for the FBI
I think we shouldn't talk no mores, especially since I now have a hard drive with some slightly 'illegal' content...
>"left"
She forgot it I think but yeah I read all 3 pages and understood like 10 words out of it, mostly about her hating her life and husband but she looks fine now that she has a younger boyfriend :/
>meth
Nice try FBI
>razors
>beretta
Are you a Green Beret?

>no ghosts
Kek, I actually thought about that the night before moving but no everything seems normal for now. The only thing that makes a sound here are the neighbor's dogs and someone just coughed outside x(.
>100mb/s crap
I have no clue but every isp fucking throttles the internet I can almost swear it because the first day I connected my phone and computer to wifi and used them at the same time I would keep getting disconnected.
>hide the hard drive
Or have magnets at the ready lol.
>service dag
The last person to see you die would be man's best friend ;_;

>stop being crazy its 2017
When pigs fly dude, have you not seen the state of this world?
># is spam
Fine, post your kik.

>Thats gay
I bet you kiss girls though, fgt.

>quite sleepin in
Well its my turn now kek

I dont know sign language all I did was hold 3 fingers and shoved them up my ass to show him I paid the damned 30 bucks already.
kek Jackie Chan type scenes are pretty hilarious for the most part
>>25315381
If you're getting free food outta it then it's not that bad, but kek you do sound white af. Being white is sooooo 1940's my dude.

>make america great
Nagger we waz alway great!

>shots fired
She won't do nuffin :^)
>>25315390
Oh uhm wow..that's sweet and all, but I already have someone else...
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>>25315563

>Smoking materials
I only smoke with friends, and I don't prepare it (but I pay my share). My bud rolls it himself, I'll ask him sometime.

>Inattention
Anon or not anon, it's good to be polite, I think...

>BDO
Yup.

>Music
Round 5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uxc9eFcZyM

So, hm... what do you think of Chinese food? My delivery just came =p
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>>25315418
>Sell all those charcoal and paper plates
Lotta people are buying corn on the cob now for the summer. Every hour it seems I gotta put a box out. Produce life sucks, my dude.

>Ones that are foreign to them
Thats an interesting idea. Its something they see and feel all the time, I guess. Seeing it in a picture probably does nothing for them.

>Modern warfare 2?
No, its gookshit. I hate the fact that bullshit comes preinstalled on the phone. That is supposed to subsidize the cost of the phone to the end consumer, yet they still cost a fuckin kidney to buy, double that to pay off over time. I would store it on the internal storage if it didn't take up a lot of space.

>Date at a restaurant
Then she takes you home to the koolaid stained carpets. Do you ignore the koolaid carpets to get some hispanic MILF punani?
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>>25315584
Have someone else call you that then.

K.
Bye.
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>>25315409
>lack of anonymity
I guess that too, I meant more in the way that you someone actually uses this site due to the nature and infamy of it, It shouldn't really matter since there's way worse and fucked things people have done and will do.

>sin
I love indulging in degeneracy and carnal pleasure as much as the next guy, but it's not my main objective in life know what I mean?
>Internet relations
It evolved into Tinder or Grindr or whatever it's called now. Uber?

>"Please have a seat, I'm Chris Hansen."
*Gulps* O-ok s-s-sir.
Even more reason to have those industrial magnets around kek.

>I don't play much
Same,well I never played actually. No lol, I live about an hour in of Long Island.

>failing classes
Wait thought you were only doing bad at the exams.Dang, wells theres about a week and half left so maybe you can pass?

Now that you say it in english I can understand the latin kek. I only know the semper fi and carpe diem meme phrases.

>written some Fifty-Shades like stuff
uh linl? It's for my gf ;^)

>It'll be worth the wait, trust me!
You better be right, I've been going to /g/ for advice and everyone is like "READ THE OP RETARD" hmph.
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>>25315606
Ok...bye...
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>>25315613
>Anonymity
http://www.criminaljustice.ny.gov/nsor/ would agree with you.
>Sin
Yeah, not much of my thing either.
>Chris Hansen
The original white knight, except he actually has a meaningful purpose?
>Airsoft
There are actually a few places on Long Island. Who knows, maybe I can make it down there some day =)
>Classes
No - I was clarifying that I'm good in classes and meh in exams, not the other way around. I have A's in all my classes at the moment, and I'm not doing easy stuff.
>Fifty-Shades-y stuff
If you're genuinely interested, I can send it privately to you. My character (sci-fi mercenary) fucked his boss, and she loved every moment of it.
>PC
Don't go to 4chan for advice in general. =P
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>>25315625
>level 1 is required to register for 20 years
Wth that's basically all your life, might as well go for level 3 then :/
>not much of my thing either
What are you, some Goody-Two-Shoes?
>original white knight
Kek
>meaningful purpose
Back then, have you seen 12 years old nowadays? Just look at the cash me outside girl, she maybe a ratchet ho but I ain't saying I wouldn't...
>few places
There is, I just haven't had the time to go to one and I've slowly become a social recluse by the years so yeah.
>maybe I can make it down there some day
I have pepper spray ready.
>have A's in all my classes
So then you're good unless I misunderstood something which is full well possible considering I am a drowsy.
What are you studying for btw?
>send it privately
Nah I'm good lol, I was jk about the having a gf thing but sounds like it could give a few boners.
>Don't go to 4chan for advice in general =P
Wtf, did you just make a paradox? If I listen to you, I'd be listening to your advice when you just told me not to...
I need a drink.
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>>25315660
>Level 3, 12 year olds
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if I saw a statistic showing sex crimes on the rise. Teenage girls want to make themselves look older, to the point that I'm sure more poor bastards aren't carding the girls.

>Not going to LI
Aww. You wouldn't spray me, would you? I said *maybe* mostly because it's a massive pain for me to in general, but I can still do it.
tl;dr Don't worry.

>The RP thing
It certainly can. You do grow somewhat desensitized to it after a while. Still pop one every so often, but it's just a continuation of a plot chain.

[Lady] stared out the window at the wet, gray morning outside, smirking as she turned back to [yours truly] and walked up behind him, loosely wrapping her arms around him. "I mean... Of course it's inevitable, but we wouldn't get in too much trouble for another 15 minutes, would we?"
[Yours truly] had just got on another one of his plain, black t-shirts when she had gotten behind him. "Well, I guess not..." He'd turn around, putting his arms around her waist. "I'm sure they might not even give us trouble for 20.~"
[Lady] grinned, walking them back until his back was against the wall of their shelter. She pecked his lips teasingly, hands on his shoulders. "Well then, let's, ah... 'Sleep in,'" she said with a lustful smile.
[Yours truly] smiled, getting the point quickly. His hands would move down slightly, gently reaching her buttocks, giving them a nice squeeze. "We had an awfully late night, who could blame us?"

Posted some anyway. =3 (Yes, my writing is shit. At least she doesn't complain. =P)

>Music, round 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

Fitting song came on my playlist.
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>>25315620
Disposing like nothing?is it because my bear d isn't that big?
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Well damn didn't know the thread would catch steam while I was out and about, tho I might just chill outside for a bit since it's nice and cool right now after chopping shit up
plus I have weed to smoke mind you.


Enjoy this pic of my useless labor
This is a metaphor for white wall of white privilege dying
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>>25315836
Clean pool?
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By the way, I was working in Jersey last week, but can anyone explain why a damn bagel with cream cheese cost 3 dollars???
>>25315703
>sex crimes on the rise
It probably is or it's being kept secret for whatever reason. But yeah dude for real, I remember when I was 12 girls didn't have those massive titties. It must be the milk.

>spray me
I might spray you with something ;)
It is a pain I believe you, it's the same for me when I have to work in the city or bordering upstate or New Jersey even because of the traffic.

>posted some anyway
Idk if I woke up with morning wood or this gave me a half chub...
>>25315705
You're the one saying bye what? I thought this was a platonic thing when did it turn sexual...
Post d tho
>>25315836
Are homes in Cali expensive?
Putting wood on that tent thing doesn't look like a good idea,are you working with mejicans? Pool looks nice.
>>
Bump for caturday, wait its.........not?
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>>25315584
But if you wait 20 years then your kids would have moved out by then, unless your just talking about taking the misses to that sex dungeon
>thats more fun
had a friend drive up to mantana, didn't invite me tho. Then again guy he went with his racist friend for methed up pussy
>slightly 'illegal' content
we have bigger fish to fry sir.....just tell me your ISP
>3 pages
lol here I thought she wrote a elegant bio about her rise and fall, let me guess she wrote in that unreadable cursive shit
>bitching about her lyfe
>picks up a young twink fuckboi
>Green Beret
hahahahahaha your funny.....do you mind stepping into this janitor closet?

>state of the world
I want to say its getting bad but not world wide war bad yet, yet just wait for all the euro fascists fan bois to unite

my kik is milkyWAYbuttpiRATE94
send whatever...

If you have to deal with that chinaman on a daily basis you should just learn, "fuck off mate" in cantanese or what ever many chinese languages
I don't think merica realized how funny and action pack jackie shit could be, shame he dived off the deep end

>free food
if you call those catfood jack-in-the-box style tacos food. It was more like chilli forced into an over fired piece of tortilla

I-I have no choice on the voice god gave me(would post a soundbit but I have to dip in a min) Being a dumb nigger cuck spic is so 2000 and late
>>
I'lll pop in a few to finish the reast and get started on making the new thread and macro

I think japs fighting eachother will be the new edition, unless someone else has an idea
>>
>arab loster disapears
>pieus disaoears to
what did he mean by that?
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>>25316781
Pleasure to see you again.

>The milk
You really wonder why 'fortified' food was made... to my knowledge, the US hasn't had population worries for a while.

Then again, it's not like we've become a healthier/more nutritious society anyway.

>Spraying
Oh.~

>The small segment of RP
You're welcome.

[Lady] yelped a little, pressing her hips against his playfully in response. "Shitty morning anyways, so we won't be the only ones~" she noted with a sly giggle.
[Yours truly] was already good and ready by the time she pressed her hips on his. Her little push knocked his cock into just the right spot, such that the tip stuck out from his underwear again...
[Lady] looked down, smirking as she noted that little fact, before turning her gaze back up to [your truly]'s face. She leaned in to catch his lips in hers, a hand sliding down his body to where the head of his cock stuck out, slipping under his bottoms.
[Yours truly] gently groaned into the kiss as she took hold of him, his shaft twitching slightly as her soft, warm hand felt him up. He wasn't one to be outplayed, however, and he would respond in the next move of their seductive, chess-like encounters. A hand gently reached to her shoulder, a finger snaking its way under her bra strap and getting the bra halfway off. This, of course, was more than enough for him to gently start fondling one of her breasts.


The characters have been described as almost trying to simultaneously win dominance in the bedroom - hence the 'chess-like encounters', each making a move towards sex. Really delicate foreplay imo.

>In other news
I found an IQ test/autism evaluation from when I was three. Some hilarious shit in there. Apparently, the concept of the word 'friend' hadn't made its way into my skull - I just knew everyone as boys and girls. As I was leaving the testing center, I had started talking to some girl for a short while before declaring, "this is my girl!"

>Music #7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
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I KNOW SOMETIMES
I ACT LIKE
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT YOU
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arab poster detected
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jesus christ I fucked up......I-I'll get the new thread rolling tomorrow. Sunday got to me, with tha drinking and the smokin and, ahhhhhh you know wat imtalkinabout
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I WENT TO A SHRINK
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>>25321760
i need one
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>>25319333
:o
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>>25323217
TO ANALYZE MY DREAMS
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>>25325226
Someone needs to tell me what my dreams mean, they never made any damn sense

Also getting ready to make the new thread, sorry lads and possible femanons
>>
My tummy is upset
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>>25325621
I'm totally a girl.
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>>25325658
what did you end up eating anon? Did you try drink any tea yet

>>25325684
NO WAY
stop lying, this thread is only tha bruhs...bruh
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>>25325686
But I have to make it
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>>25325690
lol either you put in 10 mins to boil some water.......or you could just stick your finger down your throat
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>>25325712
Might need some guidance with fingers being stuck ehehe ;;;;;;)
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>>25327116
>>25327116
>>25327116
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

I made it, you hate, come join the new one and tell me about it...

>>25325985
Your (you) awaits in here mah friend>>25325985
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>>25327397
Never been transferred to a new thread before. To what I owe that pleasure; I wonder.
>>
The heck? Do I answer my {Vous}'s in this thread or the other one???
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xci9JSqsh4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcMz3aAZDv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8auwJ0i-Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3CIbk3At_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR_ijUsHpuE
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>>25328865
Do whatever senpai I just made the new one since I've been on and off with posting. New bread is easier to babysit

>>25328983
picrelated, also my captcha says "modelo pasti"
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>>25328983
Nice comfy muzak, I can actually listen to it and type, amazing.
>>25329056
I already started them in the other thread lol. Might as well finish inside this one though.
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>>25329069
I still owe you a (u) here but idk if its a good idea to crosspost from thread to thread the shit out of /soc/, she is quite delicate and mentally ill
>tbqh realmente quería ver su respuesta a esa acción de acción de rol caliente caliente
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>>25329118
If I understood that, which likely isn't the case lol, then keep it here if you want but yeah she is.
No entendi lo que quicistes decir en el espanol que escribistes :/
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trips and i post more arab nudes
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>>25329069
>amazing.
ahehe
>>25329056
>"modelo pasti"
ree get out noanon
>>25330644
off by 2 6's
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>>25330644
I'm not blind and see what you are doing.
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>tfw someone actively saves the images you've posted ITT, literally saves them with the same filenames, reposts them here and pretends to be me so they can keep pretending I am le "epik arb nooudz poster xDDDDD"

Impressive.
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>Id change
>lurks all the time
>photoshop
yea your the arab poster top kek
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>>25330875
Obviously; this post and ID is the one and the same with my current ID.

I lurk a lot, but not as much as you ( I ) think.

In fact, it is me ( you ) talking you ( me ).
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>>25330875
>yeah your arab poster
See:>>25330644

What did the arab sheik mean by this?
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>>25330889
it fell for the bait and reveal itself as the atab poster
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I also killed Nerevar.

>>25330889
>>25330910
>>25330881
All me.
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>>25330860
What a man.
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>>25332720
I'm the greatest, anon.
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