>posts on a clean Kik thread >receives dick pics >posts

Hey, 24 oxford educated englishman. Looking for someone to talk to... are you smart?

Nope. I gave up a long time ago

>>25254085
I won't show you my dick. Just looking for good conversation when work is slow or while I'm winding down at night.

Kik: wtbgf

>>25254090
Are you?

well, if you want some interesting chat... kik: SJMS1069

Unless you want an aussie who acan actually hold a conversation then... welcome to the internet love!

>>25254085
Hi let's have a normal good conversation !
my kik mano95pl
Have a good day

>>25254096
I guess so, doesn't make me that happy though!

>>25254112
What's your kik?

>>25254128
SJMS1069

If you wish to have a positive conversation, at least while I'm still awake at this time...
SC: Ref.Chris

>>25254085
Never send a dick pic, but my selfies are on point.
"kik - Bird Man" if you wanna chat with your average scandinavian guy.

>>25254085
I guarantee you're not as interesting as you think you are.

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>>25254201

I guarantee your dick isn't as good as you think it is.

>>25254201
So that means they deserve to be bombarded with dick pics at every avenue?

>>25254243
I don't send pictures of my dick to strangers on the internet unless we're on the same page. Relax.

>>25254245
Fuck no. Shit sucks no doubt. But every fucking person, guy and gal on /soc/ who posts that they're looking for conversation can't hold a fucking conversation worth a damn because most of the time they're not looking for that. They're looking for validation. Every single goddamn one of them. I see no reason to think OP isn't the same as any of them, difference is she saw fit to make a thread about it for some reason.

>>25254257
You may be right, but you may be wildly presumptuous due to projecting your own insecurities onto OP without knowing them

>>25254286
You're right. I'm projecting not my insecurities, but my frustrations for sure. I shouldn't be a dick like this. You do you, OP.

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>>25254257

Conversation as a skill isn't easily ascertained; conversation can also take place over varying times that people can only subjectively describe as enjoyable or worthwhile. Holding a conversation isn't like sex, the two parties don't need to constantly attend each other (however it can be like that).

Also unless the dicketh is asked for or appropriate for the situation, don't bringeth it the fuck out into the private chat.

tl;dr - Don't dismiss a subjective experiences and issues as cries for validation. Also, don't be a dick.

>>25254307
>Holding a conversation isn't like sex
It can be, that's the thing. A good, back and forth conversation with a person is one of the most amazing experiences with a human being. It's fucking exhilarating. So when I add some mother fucker and they put forth the bare minimum it's disappointing. Multiply it by 100x and it's frustrating. But like I already said, I'm merely projecting these frustrations on OP. I'm ducking out, saging my own post because it's not worth bumping the thread over.
>Also unless[...]
I already said I don't break that shit out unless it's mutual.

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24 m uk here. Add me if you want, I wont send you my dick lmao

Kik Vampcass

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Whoops

RiotNX

I won't judge you, and I have never/will never send dick pics

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You're looking for meaningful relationships on 4chan.

Evaluate your life.

>>25254362
Sauce on that bootay

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>>25254383
I dunno mang generic white number 3 billion

>>25254085
Then stop asking for dick pics

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Atleast you get a response.

>post in clean kik thread
>no response
>post in a clean snapchat thread
>no adds
>make my own post asking for friends
>get asked to post dick and thread 404's within a couple hours

>>25254362
this tbqhwyfam

I'll chat, whatever. No dicks.

DxTread

>>25254085
Tip: Don't post your contact but instead look for people that might have something similar with you and give it a shot, posting your contact right away isn't exactly smart. Let me know about your interests and I'll message you if we have something in common.

Bored asf and we can talk, hmu!

18 m CA

alexjonesman

>Have easy access to the most highly sought-after commodity on the planet
>Complain
If you didn't advertise that you had a pussy you stupid cunt you wouldn't get bombarded by dicks
Stop using your gender as a handicap and you'll be treated more neutrally

>>25254085
So, where should we send the dick pics too then?

Just kidding. As a suggestion, don't post a pic, that just encourages them.

>>25254085
Hey my kik is therealljefe, I'll talk to you about lit, art, movies, whatever, and I don't do dick pics. I'm happy with friendly convo.

This is an elaborate ruse of a closet case. Why are you kiking people on a cam whoring board? You want to socialise? Go to yahoo chat. Im sure once you meet a guy after all that chit chatting they will enjoy being seen as gross. As you yourself look amazing. I dont even believe in the phrase bumping uglies but you're so vain you literally think this doesn't apply for yourself
>>25254322
Noice

>>25254085
Youre worse than that polish tranny

>>25254085
fuck you expect everyone here's a thirsty faggot

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>>25254085
OP you must either be a literal retard or just looking for long term orbiters. Being female here means you can't post your info without expecting some level lewd shit since this fermenting cesspool of a containment board is good for nothing else. Instead, browse threads and pick and choose people with similar interests, interesting bios etc.

>>25255740
OP aint a female. And you further his agenda by referring to yourself as a cesspool

>>25254085
Everyone on here is just looking to fuck.

It's pretty disgusting ngl

>>25255794
I find that derp picture of "hers" worse anyways

>>25254085
stupid hoe

KIK: triannaperezz

>>25254321
Why do you look 45?

>>25254085
>without these fugly people shoving their ugly penises out
I will talk to you/anybody casually or platonically but I am also fugly and probably boring and weird too

my discord is Robbie D. Dubbins#8286

>>25254085
Hey anon, cute/goofy pic. I'm also looking for a normal chat person who isn't fake. I don't send unsolicited dick pics so if you'd like to chat just send me a message.
alex_finn69

>>25254292
Aw, nice. You're cool

I'm not sure what you expected of this shit hole,you must be new here.

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>>25255143

Pretty sure there's a false equivalency in that statement. Besides that, when did food and water drop below kik as the most sought after commodities?

Perhaps if you learned some social etiquette, you wouldn't be a fucking troglodyte - stating a fact isn't an invitation to being a sexual offender.

I don't know, I kind of just find the pure quantity of dick funny at this point.

>Me Brown, 21, male
>Looking for a chick with a good head on herself and can hold a conversation
> Kik
What2Ya

>>25254201

You sound like a cunt.
How's that for a guarantee?

>>25254085
Uhhhhhh Tits or GTFO

I'm always down for a nice.chat phucloser

>>25254535
I'll be your friend anon whats your kik

>doesn't have the social skills to make friends in real life
>posts on a board full of faggots with the same problem
>somehow expects it to turn out well