Just post you picture, guess shit about people and have strangers

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>>25253488
Hiya

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>>25253506
you wish you had bigger lips

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>>25253518
>>25253506
you like anime, 100% sure

>>25253506
>>grindr watermark
>>obv faggot in makeup using a gay dating site

Just what kind of gay guys are you trying to find?

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Here there is a lot to go off.

But I think the question should be whats on my plate...

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>>25253506
you gor raped by your mom and now you want to be just like her.
>>25253518
you only belive girls can be pretty.
>>25253642
i would love to jerk off and watch lolis together..

>>25253694
type fail, my autismo is showing..

>>25253518
You wish you had a vagina
>>25253506
You also wish you had a vagina

>>25253615
Terrible expression and terrible filename, I assume you're the kid who tried to get high off sharpie markers in the sixth grade

>>25253642
Semen?

>>25253694
Kicked a cat once

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Hello

>>25253628
Ones who are attracted to myself wearing makeup? Funny enough, I'm not a total fag. I have a gf, in an open relationship, both bi.

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>>25253506
Listen to 21 pilots
>>25253518
Into anime
>>25253615
Plays guitar
>>25253642
Oh my friend

>>25254470
i assume i would fap to you and you would just ignore me

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>>25254470
Really into science, probably bio, or maths.
>>25253694
Drummer
>>25253615
Takes music more seriously than it needs to be taken.
>>25253518
Done some modeling
>>25253506
did drama at school

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>>25253764
Secretly tends to a small vegetable garden

>>25254653
Pretty laid back, hates work

>>25254642
U right

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>>25254653
wants to dress as a cowboy and shoot at soda cans
>>25254642
dreams that he is a Minecraft character >>25254470
always orders chai latte
>>25253767
hates diets
>>25253764
has a collection of empty perfume bottles
>>25253694
draws a lot of anime things

>>25253506
You use the internet as a sexual outlet.

>>25253518
You secretly believe in eugenics.

>>25253615
Sometimes you can't really tell whether you believe something or are just saying it ironically, it doesn't matter to you, nothing really does. But you wish that things did.

>>25253642
The plate has something deliberately gross so everyone will guess incorrectly, like >Gotcha diz is my cummies on ramen noodles
>>25253694
You tell people that your hair will look better when it's done growing out but you actually like the ugly bell look.

>>25253747

You annoy your friends with overly positive/ emotional social media posts >>25253764
You took this picture 50 times trying to get brooding and intriguing.

>>25253767
You binge drink at most social occasions, you secretly want a family but pretend thst your pets are enough.

>>25254470
You contact people on soc looking for the perfect guy whose charming/ witty/entertaining/ handsome but refuse to contribute to a conversation. >>25254642
You've been here long enough to know posters by the way they type.

>>25254653
You mask your insecurities in humor or bravado.
>>25255405
Secretly thinks he can be a model.

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>>25255405
regrets having been an asshole
>>25254653
good at programming or science
>>25254642
sensitive but doesnt admit it
>>25254470
reads a lot
>>25253767
dances to trashy music
>>25253764
thinks too much

>>25255405
Chai burns pal
You wna be superman so bad
>>25255431
Try girl
>>25255441
Bout 2
Youuuu
Love retrowave

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>>25253506
You love to be pampered and doted on, and generally femimised

>>25253518
You like to work out and be fit, and you enjoy your androgynous looks.I know I do

>>25253615
You don't get along with most of your peers

>>25253642
Beans and coleslaw

>>25253694
Master of cringe, and is completely oblivious

>>25254470
Studied finance but regrets it because she's too smart for it.

>>25254642
Wants to live alone but can't afford it

>>25255405
Modelled himself on Chris Pratt

>>25255441
A complete dom in the bedroom

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>>25255441
Picture of you rating people on soc.

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>>25255431
>Sometimes you can't really tell whether you believe something or are just saying it ironically, it doesn't matter to you, nothing really does. But you wish that things did.
2 real my friend

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>>25253506
Make to female trans

>>25253518
Same guess

>>25253615
Smokes too much weed

>>25253642
Jerks off 6 times daily

>>25253694
Virgin

>>25253747
Crazy Latina that still ends up with the guy out of her league

>>25253764
Thinks he's mr suave

>>25253767
Is cute but insecure about her weight but doesn't do anything about it because her still pulls hot dudes

>>25254470
The extremely hot girl who thinks glasses make her look more relatable

>>25255817
Super fun to hang with but doesn't get any sexual attention and honestly only because of style

>>25254470
21P is pretty shitty desu, but not a terrible guess.

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>>25255817
LOVEs brownies
>>25255521
Likes my chemical romance
>>25254653
Good at roasting ppl
>>25254642
Goofball

>>25257799
you have a weirdly deep voice

>>25257795
Had a phase in high school where all you did was skip classes and smoke pot, maybe even tried harder drugs, ended up in the hospital once and then stopped.

You also spend a lot of time worrying about what your hair looks like.

>>25258059
Tried smuggling drugs from Mexico pretending to be pregnant and almost got caught, you became paranoid thinking the police is onto you so you walk around with an extra large pillow strapped to your chest every day.

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>>25253488
Kill my self esteem further.

>>25258035
Hit the nail on the head.

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>inb4 likes daft punk

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lmao

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>>25254642
Spends most of your time in the basement playing vidya, watching anime/animation/sitcoms, or browsing 4chan on both mobile and desktop

>>25255405
Cody?

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Oshit waddup

>>25258098
you enjoy browsing /pol/ even if they hate you

>>25258157
You know you look like a crack addict and you don't care; perhaps you even go for the look, or maybe you just don't own a mirror.
>>25258123
You really like house music, maybe even dabbled in it a little but weren't very good at it; you also listen to a lot of music on vinyl as background noise all day, but mostly the god-tier Discovery by Daft Punk.

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>>25253642
You actually think attack on titan is good.
>>25253747
Youre a substitute teacher
>>25253764
You hate your life
>>25256848
Thinks high school girls are sexy

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>>25253506

Girls pour shit out to you because you're polite, non threatening and gay.

>>25253518

Really good at playing dumb, hooking people up and being a future bitchy godmother.

>>25253615

Will grow hair out again once it's cut maybe seven or eight years from now. Anyone can pretend to be serious, smile for the love of God.

>>25253642

Bike seat sniffer.

>>25253694

Is a Mike Judge character trapped in our universe.

>>25253747

Gives vasectomies whenever you go down on someone.

>>25253764

Hey man.

>>25253767

Is going to eat the prom.

>>25254470

On here when things are quiet or dreary in your personal life.

>>25254642

Has a hot sister, and has heard 'why can't I find a guy just like you?'.

Sometimes feels out of place, like a man without a country. During quiet moments of thought, or private moments of reflection - you wonder when a ufo will land. Bill Hicks yells at you to get in while Gil Scott Heron and Kathy Acker are at the helm. Patrice O'Neal is already making fun of you.

You snap out of it, and continue staring at the ceiling. A few more hours and the alarm is set to go off.

>>25254653

Insecure.

>>25254653

Vacant inside, just gaming the system atm.

>>25255441

Neutral good.

>>25255521

Will either double down on ideology and current social and political framework, or swing hard to being 'traditional' by someone who will fuck you silly and provide, most likely with tattoos and suspenders.

You will meet women off Craigslist on the side, because after the second run in from someone you met at a lesbian bar sees you when you're out with your man. You take a lot of stock in the social currency this yields you, and begin to maintain a wall between your personal and public self.

In the end you'll be satisfied and content without being happy, or be yourself when the wall between both lives are in a dumpster fire.

>>25258168
Actually a lot of people have been thinking I was a drug user and asked me if I wanted to buy some, even though I never did anything stronger than weed

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>>25255844

Checked, and reminds me of dialogue Hotline Miami.

>>25256848


>>25256848

Part of your understanding comes from cynicism. Part of that cynicism is well earned.

People are surprised you sorted yourself out, or at least appear to have done so.

>>25257795

Can go miles ahead in life if you learn from other people's mistakes. Gets 'where are you from?' often.

>>25257799

Checked. Understands that you are never given a second glance, and could be the guy in a background anywhere. Will find happiness after years of learning to be happy on your own. Some people don't 'get you', and it'll work wonders down the road when you can count on one hand the number of people who can truly be called a friend.

Most people just confuse their Dunbar number with 'friends'.

>>25258098

For why?

>>25258123

Military Defense Research Engineer, specializing in drones. Responsible for half the deaths in Yemen.

>>25258128

So fahnny.

>>25258145

Like feet, and can only get hard when seeing a woman piss.

>>25258157

Pretends to be cool and detached so you can be a fanny magnet. Has meet great women you could see yourself settling down with while you were in a relationship or she was.

>>25258172

Headtilt game needs some serious improvement.