since r9k janitors are faggots, I'll post here instead drinking

therapy in a bottle
fuck dude, by the time you add up the cost of liquor and hospital bills it'll be cheaper and healthier to just go see a fucking psychiatrist.

>>25250920
I don't want to though, I want the liquor to slowly kill me

>>25250878
How fat are you now

>>25250983
very, around 260lbs

no other alcoholics on this board?

tfw will never own a fleet of helicopters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usHERUYFEDE

>>25251601
Hi Samson. I came from the robot on a whim. Drinking Smirnoff and lemonade. Can't seem to catch a buzz yet

>>25251658
add more vodka to your next 6 drinks, get properly hammered

>>25250878
Love you Samson, you're a rad dude

Listen when drunk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1-5123B7AtE&feature=youtu.be

>>25251778
I added Malibu because I'm a bitch. Fuck

>weed is better
wish there was a stoner thread that wasn't made by that faggot so i thought i'd come in here and bother you drunkies

>>25251830
weed is good too, vaping some right now
>>25251822
as long as you add a fuckload of it, that's ok
>>25251791
thanks m8
>>25251784
who is this?

>>25251906
Some horsefaced tranny from lgbt

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Dig curtains.

>>25251908
nasty. I'm chasing shots of overproof rum with Rockstar and vape hits, and I'm still not messed up enough to tap that

>>25251906
ohhh shit
whatchu smokin on

>>25252067
some green crack and white widow hash

>>25252116
fUCK
GREEN CRACK IS MY FAVORITE
AND NO ONE IN OREGON HAS IT I'M SO MAD

>>25250878
Comb your Rapunzel-hair, drunky

Wild Turkey 101 straight from the bottle cuz Im too lazy to go to the kitchen for a fucking glass.\

No pic cuz fuck you

>>25252520
I'm not a huge fan of it myself, though green crack seems to be quite popular here in CA
>>25252589
wild turkey is an excellent choice, though myself I'm a bit tired of it, I have it too often

>>25252645
i haven't had it since i was on the east coast and east coast weed is wack
i wanna try it here, where people took care of growing it instead of just throwing it in a trash bag and throwing it in a fucking tree (literally some people growing weed over there like wtf)
i think since i've been in oregon my favorite was tangerine because it tasted like cuties * u *

>>25250878
Drinking Morgan straight rn. Thought I'd support drinking globally.

>>25250878
jack daniels, I'm still not sure how much of this it'll take to get me drunk

important because I hate this date

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>>25250878
cant drink it ne[spoiler]e[/spoiler]t

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vodka, but i don't drink anymore.

please, robot, tell me what i'm doing wrong.
i want to get a gf.
everyone keeps treating me like i'm a girl.
i'm flattered by men hitting on me in broad daylight, but i just wish there would be one grill who wouldn't look at me like she wants to take me along for shopping or something.
please help

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Hey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjvTTfbpWjY

>>25250878
have you tried any absinthe and could you rec any decent stuff?

Drinkin mccormicks vodka. Plastic bottle level shit.

>>25253582
Almost all, if not all, absinthe on the market isn't real 19th century Swiss absinthe. The real shit had wormwood and walnut extract, that caused brain damage and hallucinations.

>>25253601
Also drinking gin and tonic. Pretty good, not bitter considering both gin and tonic are bitter.

>>25250878
Maybe they just hate seeing what a loser you are like a 300 lb NEET virgin who gets drunk every day.