IDEAL MATE THREAD Post about yourself and how your ideal

Hoo boy one of these. Yowza.

I want an equally jaded partner with whom I can detach from the bullshit of life and form a shelter, carving out a life for ourselves and vastly fucking over anyone who wrongs us.

Of course I'm a guy so I might as well be wishing for the moon but w/e

Ideally, I want someone who wants to be with me just for the sake of being with me, that has no reason for being with me but stays nontheless and feels happy to be by my side

I'm all against "romantic love" kind of things, so, I guess what I want is basically a free love/open relationship thing
I'd love someone to watch obscure movies and old fashioned cartoons and shit like that with
If she's a girl, I'd want her to be a radfem

I want a girl who won't get really obnoxious about sentimental things. I can't take the constant AWWWWWing that my last ex was all about, everything was so Disneyfied that it just got so annoying. I like relaxed people that can process their emotions before they feel the need to share them.

I like that for once the thread isn't all green text.

>>25250013
>vastly fucking over anyone who wrongs us.
This made me a bit scared.
Why would you want that?

>>25250030
Sweet.

me:
>21/m/from Italy
>pale, kinda tall, kinda skinny. Dark blond hair, blue eyes
>into weeby stuff
>into alt rock
>love dogs
>currently studying physics
>kind of a weird mix between being social and being a stereotypical nerd
>not really into sports, but still try to keep in shape
>I really like rambling about the stuff I like, so I'd really love to find someone who listens to me. Obviously I'd do the same for her.

Her:
>not immature
>not boring
>cute
>doesn't use too much makeup/is not too "fake" in general
>has some sense of humour, doesn't take herself too seriously
>has some goal in life
>is really passionate about something
>has some taste in music (no "I listen to anything, I don't really have any favourites" bs)
>speaks at least 2 languages
>tall
>blue eyes
>likes animals
>drinks, but knows her limits
>doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs
>has some nerdy passion/understands the fact that I am into nerdy stuff
>hangs out with my friends sometimes. Also has friends of her own.

>>25250048
So you want a fuck buddy

>>25249959
6'2 190 fit, hot, white, good paying blue collar worker. 7 inches thick girth wanting calm mellow women who want freedom but not be a whore regular basis sex. Then a 18 year old white blue or green eyed girl when I'm 35-40 to breed must be over 5'10

>>25250170
>open relationships are not relationships
okay

>>25250211

they really aren't, no matter how much you try to tell yourself they are

Me:
>23/M/Upper Central US
>Biochem Student
>Average body/workout 4 days a week. 6’2”
>Golden medium length hair
>In-between masc and fem
>Work in a cancer research lab
>Live on my own
>Doing grad work soon
>Like to lift, especially lower body
>Like to play vidya to destress (OW, League, DotA, DS)
>Enjoys shitposting and bantering throughout the day
>Very romantic and monogamous
>Love to cuddle
>Very sexually submissive

Him:
>Lives in US or will eventually
>Masculine but isn’t a dick
>Emotionally aware and supportive.
>Reliable as a person.
>Decently outgoing socially. Likes constant conversation and banter over alone time.
>Sexually and Socially dom
>Loyal, Romantic, Affectionate, and Monogamous
>Likes to play vidya as well or wouldn’t mind getting into a few casual games just for couples time
>Clingy and Possessive. Fairly attractive trait
>Wouldn’t mind lifting together eventually, would like for me to cook him dinners while he’s bulking


Kik: kekandace
Ask for skype if necessary

I guess I just want a girl fluent in English that also likes Berserk.

>>25249959
All i want is a loyal, very kinky gf to care for and treat perfect. Where are you??

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I haven't seen one of these in a while but might as well give it a shot, right?

Me:
>22/M/Western Europe
>Tall (185cm / 6'1ft), chubby, brown eyes and medium brown hair (and I also wear glasses)
>Quite shy and introvert at first but talkative once I get to know you better
>Very kind, affectionate and honest
>Passionate about my hobbies/interests (cooking, vidya, anime, animals, travelling)
>Spends most of the spare time playing vidya with friends, watching tv shows/anime, cooking or simply chilling in bed while listening to some good music

Her:
>Around my age
>Likes staying home most of the time but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Shares similar interests (listed above)
>Loves cuddling
>Caring, loyal and honest
>Would love to have pets and to travel around the world
>Short is a plus

Please leave me an e-mail with your contact if you're interested and I'll message you as soon as possible: [email protected]

Her:
>22-30
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Anything creative is a plus (writer/musicians get bonus points)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not too picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids/Open
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>26, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet, though I can get talkative
>homebody
>musician and occasional writer
>play in a tribute band to pass the time as the bassist
>full time job, own a home, live alone
>I occasionally cook and try different things

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
discord: Sokel#8058
steam: Sokel

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Me:
>Dead

Her:
>Dead

>>25250211
they're not

May have gotten a little too into writing this list

Me:
>21/f/Canada
>bi
>Western European descent
>5'5, pale, eye color varies wildly from green to brown, long dark hair but dye it often
>introverted, prefer staying indoors, people that aren't in my close circle annoy/drain me
>social anxiety and other issues, hate big groups, can be a little clingy
>uncontrollable mood swings, high highs and low lows
>not athletic
>love animals
>student and work part time
>work full time when off school, also volunteer at local shelter
>vegan
>atheist but very much into spirituality and meditation
>draw, read, watch a lot of tv series and anime, cosplay, play video games. interested in fantasy and escapism
>open when it comes to music, into 80's 90's alt rock, not into anything heavy/hardcore
>dress hipster/edgy or conservative
>love new experiences, open to experimenting/trying most things once as long as it's safe

Ideal Him:
>older (within 5 years)
>taller, fit or skinny, takes care of himself
>dresses well or lets me dress him
>attractive, not overly "manly" looking, not hairy
>creatively driven
>smart, quick witted
>similar sense of humor
>respects my boundaries, my quirks, and my flaws
>able to deal with my mood swings, able to let me handle my personal issues, emotionally sensitive and empathetic
>loves animals, cares about my pets
>healthy relationship with his family and mine
>into some of the same hobbies, willing to watch/try each other's shows together even if it's not what he's normally into, cosplays with me
>works or goes to school, plays video games but isn't completely consumed by them
>wants to hang out whenever possible
>prefers staying indoors
>shares everything, no trust issues
>supportive, reliable, loyal and protective
>passionate and opinionated, accepting of other opinions, tolerant, not a pushover
>finds ways to keep everyday life interesting and exciting
>can never get enough of me
>good in bed, playful dom, knows how to tease me

>>25254510
>can never get enough of me

Stage 5 clinger

>>25254510
Canada is so far away

Me:
>ugly
>zoloft
>d&d, reading, science
>big titties

Them:
>big feet
>mean to everyone except me
>ok a little mean to me but in a teasing way
>blonde

I pretty much just want a guy who is challenging intellectually, but is loving and kind to me.

>>25254667
challenging.... as in retarded? Either or should be relatively easy to find

>>25254736
Lol, no. Outstandingly intelligent, fun to talk to, with a good sense of humour.
Not many people like that.

me
>retarded

her
>retarded

>>25254791
Yeah but like. How big cock

>>25254667
I'm that kind of guy. For some reason, I don't really care so much about anyone challenging me intellectually. I mean it doesn't tend to happen so maybe that's part. Maybe. Loving and kind though, well yeah. Now that's something I expect to be returned.

>>25254667
>>25254791

That's pretty vague, but I have a sense of humor, you spelled it wrong, BTW America won the rights to the English language in the treaty of Ghent, very intelligent and could be fun to talk to if we get past the initial awkward boring background stuff. What topics do you want to discuss?

>>25254519
What's wrong with liking clingy dudes? I like having a clingy bf, constant affection is nice. Different strokes for different people tho.

>>25254867
I think most people assume that clingy always equals an unhealthy attachment and usually speaks to deeper emotional/ psychological issues. Also most people just don't want to be joined at the hip to any one person. It would depend on the severity and whether it was just a preference or if my potential partner actually couldn't handle being left without me for a while, especially in an emergency.

>>25254637
What do you enjoy reading? What type of science interests you the most? I've never played D&D would you talk to me about that or how to start? My feet are 12 and a half wide by US measurements, I'm not blonde though.

>>25254894
I mean I agree that there are multiple levels of clingy. I don't like to be joined at the hip either but daily skype calls, texts/convos are very nice. I do think however, that clingy in general gets a bad rep even if it's to a lesser degree.

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I think looking for realistic is sort of dumb in these threads, since the more you signal to 'ooh ooh that's me lemme smash' the more desperate and conforming you sound in a desire for affection. And I don't want to be 'please I'll fit any mold you want' because that's not what I am. So fuck it, imma talk fantastical.

I want to own a woman's soul. I want to be able to keep the spirit or life experience or whatever similar concept of some lover woman, in a stone or soup or some personal artifact, and keep her as a token for myself. And then have control over fusing that soul with all sorts of bodies, creatures or objects over the centuries, then taking her apart and returning her to that companion piece again to try something new. Not simply gorgeous women my personal soul pet would inhabit, but beasts of burden, great ships or vehicles, to control her interaction with the world in all sort of wild and wonderous ways, as an omnipresent master. Or just hold that essence in its base state in my hand, not have to deal with the complexities of age or reservation, total and timeless control of someone else, someone dear.

>>25254906
I will say lemme smash any time I want because I love it.

>>25249959
Me:
>24
>male
>white
>U.S.
>6'1
>shy introvert
I really don't ever know what to say about myself in these

Her:
>cute. Age, weight, race or height isn't super important as long as I think you're cute
>is willing to play vidya with me, or watch me play on occasion
>is okay with my full time job soaking up a lot of my time

My discord is Throwaway #3501. You can ask me anything you want to know

>>25249959
Me:
>20
>male
>white
>live in the UK
>dark hair
>125lbs and 5'11
>no tattoos or piercings and don't want any
>i dont use social media
>somewhat shy and introverted and quiet
>i don't smoke do drugs or drink
>honest and loyal also romantic
>very calm most of the time, hard to get me angry
>not very experienced in relationships
>i like gaming, history, programming, reading, writing, airsoft, travelling and i'm fluent in two languages
>dont like anime and asian culture in general
>currently working and studying at the same time

Her:
>18-22
>white
>lives in the UK
>not fat or chubby
>no tattoos or piercings
>doesnt use social media
>shy, introverted dont like going out
>clingy, obsessive, posessive
>doesnt smoke or does drugs
>not a total weeb
>not a NEET
>likes gaming or at least tolerates it
>loyal and honest, will never cheat
>sexually inexperienced
>likes cuddling
>has some interesting hobbies

Kik: atazs

>>25254510
I feel like you described me perfectly besides me being the same age as you

>>25254510
Hey I'm in southern Ontario and think I got what you're looking for while you seem like a girl I can see myself with. If you wanna talk a bit and see where it goes here's a throwaway email we can start with
[email protected]

>>25254791
hmu on kik pipredomese

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I'm just some oldfag that's 31 and does freelance photography and media gigs due to recently graduating college. I like to keep my life stress-free as much as possible due to suffering from BPII, so I've adjusted to being a homebody and enjoy spending time with my rabbit and random web surfing. I also enjoy some gaming on the side, if I have the time to enjoy them, and I've been messing with a mix of FFXIV & the Switch with the new spare time I now have.

As far as what I'm looking for in another? I'm looking for a relationship with a lady pal, since I miss just having someone to talk to about any and everything, and having the chance to possibly play a game or two on the side if time permits would be swell. Someone to confide in at points, while offering the same to them. I've been in a few low standard threads, so I'm really not picky and more curious to see if someone would be interested in me, so yeah, tag me and I can supply some contact info or reach out to you.

>>25254894
>>25254519
Like I said I'm a little bit clingy myself and I just want someone who enjoys my company as much as I enjoy theirs. And I want to be able and excited to do everything together.

That's just my idea of being in an ideal relationship where we both give our all to each other. I don't think it's unhealthy personally

>>25254958
No offense but I don't expect to meet anyone here who fits what I described. I did it mostly for myself because it helps when I put things into writing.

>>25254819
I need some challenge because it pushes me to better myself. I get really bored otherwise.
Of course, I am a pretty loving and kind girlfriend.

>>25254863
Yes, it's very vague. I used to post in these threads quite a bit, and usually when I wrote something detailed I got added by people who were nothing like the kind of guy I like. A waste of time.
The only time I had some luck was with a very vague description. Didn't get a boyfriend, but got a very good friend.

I have pretty varied interests. In my free time I am mostly studying about mathematics, physics and astronomy at the moment. My grandmother was a teacher and she taught me how to read at 3, and I never stopped. I love art, history and philosophy. I enjoy discussing politics as well.
I really like learning tho, so even if we don't share any interest but you're into some specific subject and have a lot of time to waste I'd love to listen and learn.

I prefer British english spelling and I usually say "Gent" when I refer to the town in Belgium. Which is very pretty, by the way - better than Brugge.

Me
>a bro

Her
>a bro

>>25255122
Too bad, I do fit the majority of your criteria and that's not an exaggeration. Obviously there is more to me than what's there (good and bad), as I'm sure the same can be said about you. Still open to a friendly chat if you'd like.

>>25249959
me:
>6'2
>white
>slim
>brown hair
>blue eyes
>glasses
>west EUrope
>student in uni
>no friends
>never had a relation
>clingy
>weird
>play pc games a lot
>sit inside

Her:
>europe
>as weird as me
>also inexperienced
>play vidya
>clingy
>not much else I suppose

skype:
[email protected]

>>25254903
>>25255106

I don't actually see anything inherently wrong with being clingy, I was just attempting to explain why some would be averse or say discouraging things about it. I like a small amount of clinging, it makes me feel valued.

>>25255134
I would love to have open and honest discussions with you, where we could freely and openly share our thoughts and opinions, I don't have massive amounts of free time but I have some and always am looking for something stimulating, unfortunately my understanding of global politics, while better than the average American might be either lacking or flawed, based on an assumption that is false or a source that is invalid or biased

>>25255122
I might actually attempt fulling this out then. But my ideal mate is rather liquid, mostly because I don't actually think there is one person who is absolute perfection for me as a mate, rather someone more compatible than most who has an interest and attachment to me.

>>25249959
me:
>6'1
>nigger chink
>bearmode
>black hair
>faggot
>filmmaking
>music

her:
>just don't peg me

>>25255180
If you have a way to stay in touch, I wouldn't mind.
I have kik and skype.

>>25255193
Mycleverfakename at gmail dot com
That's attached to my skype or email me, I have a kik as well if you prefer, if you can't find me, I have a pufferfish skeleton as a display picture, it's just visually fascinating, if you want a picture of me I can send you one.

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>Me
I am a 25 year old White British male.
6'0", medium build, long hair and beard like pic related. Probably a 6, maybe a 7 on a good day. I don't really know.
Mild mannered, calm and relatively quiet, honest to a fault. Conservative traditionalist in life, love, and politics.
I have 2 STEM degrees. I'm currently wagecucking while I look for a position as a trainee clinical perfusionist.


>Her
She will be a 19-24 year old White British/European female.
Between 5'1" and 5'4", slim to medium build, long hair, blonde or brown. Plain-looking is fine, but above a 5/10.
Absolute honesty, will never lie to me. Submissive. Reserved and modest are good.
Educated or not, I don't care; has a 'career' she will drop to raise children. Any politics, but willing to accept and abide by mine.
Ideally a virgin, but can accept a max of 1 previous partner (like myself).

>Us
I want a traditional family life. I'm the patriarch, the provider and protector; she's a mother and housewife above all else. Gender roles exist for a reason. We support each other in our actions.

>Etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

>>25255224
Also to Alma T, if you happen upon this post, Hmu again, we never finished our conversation.

>>25254510
so you're fat rite

Eh. Never do these, but why the fuck not.

Me:
>20
>5'10, lean-muscular, gray eyes, hairless cuz waxing
>Fair white, pretty good complexion, 7/10 desu
>Fashion sense of a henchman in an action movie, and a pretty sexy brown Pompadour
hairstyle
>Laid back, optimistic, makes jokes constantly and about everything, takes almost nothing seriously
>Into vidya, mainly weird niche shit like Hotline Miami and Dark Souls
>Adore music of almost all types, a few personal favorites being Carpenter Brut and Gesaffelstein
>Don't really drink or do drugs, but I'll try most shit once, just for fun
>I'm currently working as a fuckin' pizza boy, but I'm job searching, and pick up odd-jobs any chance I get
>Small, but not pathetic apartment where I live alone
>Not as broke as you're probably assuming

Him:
>My age, older, or a bit younger
>Height don't matter, I ain't insecure
>Pretty feminine
>Skinny/Slim
>Chill person
>Sexually and socially sub
>Doesn't take shit seriously
>Cuddles
>Treats sex like a fun hobby, game, or romantic experience, not an occasional ritualistic event
>Not a pothead
>The good kind of lazy
>A soft voice would be A1

I guess if my super specific lover boy actually finds this post, hmu on Kik: BojanglesMcBojangles, or ask for Skype.

>>25255382
>weird niche shit like Hotline Miami and Dark Souls

You are a little baby

Gib skype

>>25255382
Not sure why hairstyle isn't green, but whatever.

>>25250048
Radfem?

>>25254667
I have a graduate degree in history, knowledge of multiple languages, and know a large amount about some more fringe things.

What is your preferred method of contact?

>>25254510
>>25255106
>>25255122

You should post your discord contact info...

Otherwise, you'll have to live the rest of your life with the nagging regret that we never spoke with eachother. I'm everything you are looking for, the exact embodiment of your ideal mate. Even if we don't end up together, you should know that I exist and what you want is out there somewhere.

I don't intend to seem cocky or full of myself here. I'm just being blatantly honest and extending the opportunity to you instead of scrolling through and forgetting about it. I don't ever post here, but this one time I've made the exception.

>>25255671
As the male you should post yours or a throwaway, females get flooded.

>>25255726

Your point is valid.

>>25254510
>>25255106
>>25255122

Email specifically for you:
[email protected]

>>25254637
Info? I meet all that criteria except blonde :(

Me
>6'5 ausfag, borderline fit, 25
>hard working introvert
>has goals. Still working at them.

Her
>her own person
>driven and passionate

I have connection issues. I read people well, but i always feel apart from those around me.

Someone who's nice, who has their shit together, who isn't living through me or I them. See's something in me, and I them.

Its a partnership, after all. Just someone who's happy to see me. Who i can warm up on cold nights, who i can cuddle into when i am down. Spontaneous hugs. Dumb jokes.

Like a shitty tumblr comic, essentially.

Me: white, f, black hair, eyes.

Him: pretty or masculine
Dark humor
Witty
Cold headed
Machiavellistic
A bit sadistic
Humanity is overrated
Creative
Into absurdism/ nihililism

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>No ideal, but basically a non-partner/sex partner, fwb/fuck buddy

me:
>26/M/TX (DFW)
>chubby, pale, long bob, black/dark brown hair, etc.
>into vidya, tv, movies, reading, and music (goth, grunge, post-punk, shoegaze, punk, slowcore, ambient, house, industrial, noise, experimental, etc.)
>I enjoy weeb shit
>I work on various projects
>420 friendly
>depressing, but chill and nihilistic
>I like bdsm (switch), public sex, pet play, archivization, roleplay and much more

you:
>in my area
>(cis) female
>sexually casual/laid back

bonus if:
>we have similar tastes
>you're 420 friendly
>are depressing, self-loathing, misanthropic, a loner, anti-social, or chill
>if you're "gothy" or nihilistic
>slutty, curvaceous (thicc, chubby or bbw), or kinky
>like anime
>if you dye your hair

kik: blackpoolgraves
(I also have a discord and skype upon request)

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>>25255942

Hello if only you were in my area, feel free to hit me up on kik regardless you sound cool

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Well honestly I want someone who can talk music and humour with me.

Me
>19
>chubby
>pierced
>blue eyes
>5'2"
>loud laugh, shy
>high sex drive
>strong humour
>philosophical
>loves animals

Him
>around my age
>enjoys the same music as me
>preferably musician
>taller than me
>also strong humour
>generally nice
I'll add my top50 music albums for people who are interested

>>25256040
Also I forgot to add my kik: adriananmily

>>25255942

Let's talk about the deep dark abyss which is human nature.

Kik: Devlot

>>25255142
>>25255671
There's a few reasons I'm kind of reluctant to respond to you guys. I'm at a point where I've given up completely on anything serious happening online mostly because it's been a waste of time aside from the few friends I've made and kept.
I've also never been into long distance so if you don't live in Montreal or ever plan on living here, it already isn't going to work out.
And I'm definitely not sharing my email because it's my full name and I know better. I can't really be bothered to make a throwaway either.

If you still want to talk leave your snapchat and I'll add you. Be willing to exchange live pictures and videos if you want me to take you seriously.

>>25255180
I find putting my thoughts and feelings into writing helps remove myself and gives me some perspective. Which lets me fix anything I don't like about my own ideas and didn't even realize.
Even if you don't have an ideal image of someone you can at least narrow it down and try to look for those compatible qualities in others.

>>25255340
If I was I wouldn't be looking for fit or skinny men exclusively

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Me
>19/Male/East Coast USA
>6'3 average build.
>Black Hair, Brown Eyes
>Egyptian so I'm not white white but not dark enough to get any scholarships
>Spends time playing vidya and netflixing, starting to get into hiking a bit.
>Can get clingy at times but stop myself from making it get too annoying.
>Into Indie Trash (FATHER JOHN MISTY, Bon Iver, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, Radiohead...)
>Favorite movies are Shutter Island, Split, Interstellar, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
>Favorite TV Shows are The Office, Parks & Rec, Lost, Rick and Morty, and House MD.
>Makes goofy jokes.
>Can be super serious if needed.
>Always try to help out my friends the best I can.
>Depresso but not a total downer about it.

Her
>18-24
>Female
>Location doesn't matter much.
>Funny
>Can put up with my shit
>Can be serious if needed.
>Kinda a shut in
>Introverted Or Shy
>Enjoys spending time with me
>Into vidya.

My ideal person isn't all that specific but if you don't follow some stuff that's still fine. Hit me the heck up ladies.
kik is brotatius.

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me:
>21, 5'5", 160
>NYC
>pink/blonde hair with long brown roots
>into dance/indie/punk/rap/whatever music. i like to dj and go to clubs.
>kind of immature and shy but also kind of not

him:
>cute, similar interests, cuddly, good sex

idk i kind of give up with romanticisms, everytime I find someone with qualities I like that I actually get along with, they find a way to distance themselves because I tend to get emotionally attached easily (I don't have a lot of friends, but I'm very close with the ones I do have) to the point where I'm starting to feel like theres something wrong with me.

>>25256684
Yeah, I know the feeling. Want to talk music?

me
>4.5/10
>biochemistry major
>straight A student
>no drugs
>dancer
>old self-harm scars
>submissive

him
>20 or 30 pounds overweight
>sorta hairy
>not too old
>is going somewhere in life
>no drugs
>friendly and kind irl but slaps me and calls me a slut in bed

Her:
>around 5'11"
>long black hair with cut bangs worn up in a ponytail
>big thick eyebrows that make her look serious all the time even when she's not
>big round eyes
>pale complexion
>pear shaped figure
>reserved
>has a couple of old books/movies/songs she's obsessed with
>stoic for a woman
>conservative
>prude/hates vulgarity
>misanthropic
>gormless but never makes a fool of herself
>loves watching the rain
>doesn't need saving and isn't looking to save anyone, she just wants a partner to experience the fundamentals of life with together
>prioritizes motherhood and raising our [spoiler]6[/spoiler] children above all else, including me

Me:
>24/male/white
>6'2"
>175 lbs.
>short brown hair (not balding)
>hazel eyes
>introverted
>even-tempered
>somewhat good-looking
>somewhat smart
>socially conservative
>don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or gamble
>enjoys doing home improvement work and doing non-major car repairs
>don't define myself by the media I consume or the things I own
>dark dry sense of humor but not morbid or mean-spirited
>willing to participate in your hobbies and be supportive
>dream is to buy 25 acres a few miles outside a small town and build my own house
>willing to make sacrifices and compromises
>understands a relationship isn't about my own wants or needs

The looks aren't really that important, I just want someone with a personality I'm compatible with

>>25256828
I'm 24, have two jobs ( one where I run my own business) I like intelligent women. I'm a bit overweight, I'm losing for health reasons. I left my email mycleverfakename at gmail dot com if you are interested.

>>25256828
Fits me about right and what I'm looking for. How old are you jw? And is there a way to contact you?(can post mine) 25/male

>>25256822
my kik is alexcake xo

>>25256847
Too bad I'm hideous

>>25256839
Dude, the tragedy that is your life. Too weird to be normal, too normal to be here. My condolences

>>25256879
I doubt you're hideous at all, and looks isn't everything. Is there a way to contact you? And age?

>>25256879
4.5/10 is slightly below average, besides beauty is subjective, but most importantly, your looks matter much less than your personality to me. If you want you can email me a picture or not let me see you until we've talked long enough for me to really like you.

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>>25254637
I think I've seen you in a couple of other threads before. I'm not looking for a relationship, but if you're the anon I think you are, I think we have a lot in common and could be really good friends.

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Me
>23/m/white
>6'2
>165 lbs
>Dark thick curly hair
>glasses
>Play music
>Draw/paint/etc
>introverted
>laid back occasionally goofy
>smoke pot
>Occasionally do psychedelics
>like to travel
>like to spend a lot of time outdoors
>camping/hiking/etc

Her
>Petite
>Pale
>likes to travel and is up for spontaneous road trips
>funny and easy going doesn't take themselves too seriously
>preferably a bit more extroverted than me, but can enjoy the silence every once in a while
>Preferably and artist or a musician

Basically >tfw no qt shoegaze gf

>>25255386
How 'bout Discord? My Skype's being gay. Phonehom#2702

>>25254510
Heya, I live in Montreal and fit almost everything (my family is a little fucked up).
I'm 23/M/Western Euro with a muscular but slim body type, also somewhat tall (6'0'').

Snapchat: dobotrog

>>25249959

Ideal mate? a submissive girl but not in a way that makes her a pain to deal with, more like an awkward socially weird but still has an ability to vibe with and have fun with and just joke around with. i fucking hate bingewatching shows or just apathically coexisting and not talking or creating our own enjoyment. I can't stand dull forced to be together everyday bullshit relationships that go so fucking stale it's embarassing. Of course everything can't be happy fun times all the time but when people by their own choice destroy their relationships because they can't maintain a healthy lifestyle outside of it/ other hobbies i get annoyed.


her being submissive in bed is fucking key. I love sex and i crave being in control. I was born to play that part in bed

>>25254846

oh m'lady. Though love and thou presence i expect. But heed my words as they are speaken onto you. Challenging my smarts is quite the feat, consider yourself challenged!

>>25256581
Snapchat as requested:

soc1oo7bOj0

>>25254901
I like reading recipe books and horror, I like any science that I can go outside for, and you can start by finding your local comic shop and asking around. Those are big feet.

>>25255785
I'm gonna be str8 with you man, I'm not looking for my ideal soulmate here. I thought most of these were just fantastical descriptions, I definitely was not descriptive enough to start a real relationship

>>25256982
What threads? I'm down for friends

>>25256040
I'm not as massively into music, but out of curiosity I'd like to see it.

>>25257507
Would you like for me to leave you an email address so we can talk more?

>>25255386
Skype's not working for me for some reason, so I'll just give you my Discord. Phonehom#2702

>>25255382
>socially sub
What does this mean? That you take the lead in conversations?

Also how into femdom are you.

>>25255942
>Machiavellistic

You mean Machiavellian

Discord is zephyr#0392 add me the fuck up and let's be edgy together

>>25257507
A couple of chart threads. You're into baking too, right? I've left my contact info before, but I tend to post at odd times. Kik is alberichwarcaller, Discord (which I virtually never use, but will check) is alberichwarcaller#9863, and email is [email protected]

>>25257624

You forgot your CV bud

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Me:
>22/M/Norway
>Maritime Engineer study, 1st year
>Average body/workout 3-4 days a week. 186cm (6'2)
>Short dark blonde, sidecut
>Getting that swole-bod
>Full time student and it's kicking my ass
>...look my school is in my hometown ok
>Play way to much video games (especially For Honor)
>Just really want someone to hug, watch corny shit on Netflix and be all sappy with
>ANGRY A LOT

Her:
>aslong as she's a qt at this point...

>>25257604
First Question: No, just very "girlfriend" like and cutesy, I suppose.

Second: Very.

19, straight white male, Lonely college student in new england out for summer vacation. Throwing my cheap dollar store lure out into the internet, hoping for a miracle (a female) who matches most if not all the traits below.

Thin, but not as thin as ghandi
Sense of humor (preferably a dark sense of humor as well
Close to or at average sanity/mental health.
Preferrably libratarian or independent.
In New England
Age range 19-20
Kind/Caring towards others.
Single
Good at planning/problem solving under pressure/stress
Slightly Deeper thinker than most.
Preferabbly finds comedic material to be funnier when viewing it with others.
Relaxed concerning, or without association to, religion.
Straight
Has snapchat, skype, or at the very least, gmail.

If you are interested, contact me on snapchat.

Snapchat: snipeosnippity

>>25254637
I'm literally what you described.

>>25254667
I mean, I got a 99 on the ASVAB but that test doesn't really say much since the paste eaters in the marines/army take it too.

>>25254510
had me going good right up until
>canadian
>vegan
I'd be interested in being friends though, seems like you've got a pretty good taste in music.

>>25254906
holy shit man how high are you
also lemme smash

>>25255575
not sure if anyone has explained it yet, but i think he means radical feminist or really just any woman who breaks from the traditional gender roles. Not exactly the best idea imo but god speed anon

>>25255942
Are you looking to meet Frank from House of Cards or a real person?

>>25256040
not interested but I see those two cake albums and I respect it. Solid choices. Also you've probably already listened to Pink Floyd-Animals but it's my fave from them and I'd highly recommend it.

>>25256642
great file name 20/20

If anyone actually read this shit my discord is /k/ulak#6004

I'd just like to meet a cute girl. One that doesn't feel the need to cake herself in makeup or look for a pat on the back on everything she does. Just someone to talk to and hold, I suppose.

>>25259246
>I mean, I got a 99 on the ASVAB but that test doesn't really say much since the paste eaters in the marines/army take it too.
You a nuke or a chair warmer?

>>25259291
I'm colorblind and I'm part bionic. Couldn't pass MEPS even if I lied my ass off. Wanted to go nuke though.

>>25259354
>Wanted to go nuke though.
Take it from a man who's seen every rate; you're better off anywhere else. Pay's great, but the hours are inhumane. And this coming from someone who worked 16 hours a day.

Me:
22/m/oh
On the path to become a Master Mechanic.
6' husky dude goldish brown hair blue eyes.
Hit the gym everyday.
Enjoy rafting, camping, biking, fishing, movies, gaming.
Enjoy most types of music, classic rock is my favorite.
Family oriented, kind, honest guy.
Looking to travel a bit before settling down.
I also enjoy going fast and love cars.

Her:
Aroud my age.
Short girls are qts.
Healthy eater/cooker.
Going to school or carrer(nurse, teacher, etc)
Likes doggos.
Enjoys cuddling.
Is bitchy, but not the annoying nagging type.
Hits dudes with the stiff arms.
Cool with me spending time/money on cars.
Smiles a lot and is caring.
Only wants 1 maybe 2 kids.

Kik is randommang

Myself:
18, male
not that tall,
medium dark brown length hair (scene, emo style)
Though I am planning on bleaching them and dyeing them pastel pink in the summer.
feminine body
plump butt, long natural eyelashes, fine natural nail plates, pale skin tone, quite skinny
wear glasses but not required.
Planning on studying chemistry at a university next year.
play video games, eso, skyrim, fallout, WoW, dd:da and alike, but I am open to anything.
Really interested in science and computers.
LOVE bdsm, very submissive.
6.7 inch dick
still virgin but because I chose not to lose it

Partner:
I am open but prefer ftm or female over mtf or male.
not overweight, decent face.
Dont really care about ass or boobs as long as you dont have a plank for an ass.
intelligent, not required but as long as they are not dumb then it is fine.
good personality and a lot of things that we have in common but not too much.
dont care about skin tone
has aspirations and plans for the future (job etc.) I will not date anyone who does not have that.
enjoys bdsm too, preferably dom since I am extremely sub and there is no way I could be a dom.
if a guy, dick no bigger than 6-7 inches, nor no smaller than 4.5 inches. Wouldnt want a anaconda nor a worm.

>>25260302
forgot to add:
partner:
healthy eating and habits, also loves to cuddles since I do too.
and gentle with me along with that the partner will be there for me when I have bad anxiety attacks.

Kik: StandingBehindYou

Life's good. Got everything I need and living comfortably on my own. Pretty reclusive and not a fan of going out that much. Vidya and internet at all hours.

Looking for either another homebody or a cutie to help get me out of the home for something fun I've never known about. Biggest hurdle is someone who gives two hecks about me.

Me:
>23/M/MD
>Dark, handsome, 5'10
>Biochemistry Graduate
>Introvert, but not shy
>Highly academically and emotionally intelligent, street smart, sub-par but functional social intelligence.
>Average build
>Not much of a talker, but good listener and enjoy long conversations
>INTJ

Her:
>18-24
>Not a Roastie self-centered Cunt
>Mentally Stable
>Doesn't do Drugs
>Not fat
>Average face
>5'0 - 5'10
>Carries the conversations

Serious question, am I asking for too much? Every women I see fails on at least 3 of the things I listed.

alright

Me:
>21/m/USA/Arizona
>6'1", pretty broad shoulders, I stay strong, dark hair, hazel eyes, I look tired most of the time
>I'd try anything once (for the most part)
>ENFP-T
>I'm an EMT, future paramedic, and we'll see about becoming a fire fighter, flight medic, or whatever after that
>Listen to most music, it just depends on my mood
>Used to be a competitive rock climber
>I have a dark sense of humor
>I'll be friendly to most people, but it doesn't mean I want to
>I find it difficult to describe myself without expressing myself??

Her:
>I haven't met her yet
>Don't become stagnant
>Must be loyal
>Must be honest
>Must be a good person

Me:
>19/m/Netherlands
>6'7, chubby but strong
>Human mountain
>Socially awkward
>Hobbies: Games, books, dnd, sailing
>Metal and rock music
>Like movies(scifi, fantasy, and action films)
>Asperger's, but I learned to deal with a lot of it
>Don't do drugs

Her:
>Around my age
>Cute
>Similar interests
>Not filled with tats/piercings
>Mentally stable

Thats about it really

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I am
>23 year old guy living in Scotland, Dunfermline, going to move to Ayr in September
>Doing college, starting uni this Sept.
>Doing acting, very passionate about it, can talk about it for hours on end
>Hobbies include: pen and paper rolrplaying, some games, listening to music (Burial, Queen, Gorillaz, Susumu Hirasawa, warming up to Marilyn Manson), watching movies & film
>People describe my personality as intense, but good
>Into fun facts and stories
>Political, but it's more to know what's happening in the world and country, rather than for conversation
>Playful, cheeky, like to make dumb jokes and innuendos for laughs

I'm looking for
>A nice lass
>Also in Scotland, or UK if she's willing to work out when we're meeting
>Around my age

me:
>31/m/aus
>white, 65kg, 6ft, red hair
> software developer
>into video games, space, science
>open minded, funny, intelligent, a bit awkward

Her:
> female / mtf trans / AUSTRALIA
> nerdy, funny, intelligent
> into cuddles and video games

>>25260928
forgot to add my kik: bigredron

>>25260779
Forgot to add,
Skype - g1ebguy
Discord - Gleb#7243

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>smells good
>has a vagina
>isnt mean to me
>hates serbia
Why are girls like this so hard to find?

>>25259383
I figured hours would be long since, but 16 sounds pretty shit. I just wanted to join the military to do it, sort of embrace the suck and all of that rah rah shit. Since I can't go in I'm just fucking around in my some bum fuck university.

>>25256879
You seem alright, throwaway Kik is anonfrom201

Would be cool to at least talk with you someday

>>25249959
Somebody that won't cheat on me would be nice.

>>25260971
Where are you? Most people who aren't near Seebia physically don't have a atrong opinion about it.

>>25261475
That's always a plus.

>>25254510
I fit your bill pretty much
>25/m/Montreal
>Asian
>5'8, skinny
>introvert, and can be clingy too
>I would rather do stuff together than going on outings with a group of people
>I have 2 bunnies
>I play vidya and watch animu
>caring dom, I love teasing people
SC: CrusaderBear

>>25261493
USA

>>25260589
If you want someone not self-centered, they might have trouble carrying conversations themselves. Women tend to like men who led, and this includes in conversation.

>>25255843
kik?

>>25260671
kik? I'm planning on taking EMT training this summer

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>>25254510
I know this is an ideal mates thread b-but can we be friends?
I'm also a female (female) who's vegan, loves animals, draws and watches anime. We can exchange pet photos too

I'm male 22 and trying to improve my skills so I can have more freedom and finally be good at something by my own judgement. I'd call myself a strategist just trying to get good.

I want a woman who is a tactician or strategist. I'd prefer between the ages of 20-35. Kink friendly would be a huge plus, though being vanilla isn't a deal breaker. As long as you're not vapid.

Skype is smart0mouse

>>25262913
theamend, hit me up!!

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Me:
>19/M/Texas
>5'7'' fuckboi with long messy brown hair
>Thin
>Big blue/green eyes with long eyelashes
>Laid back introvert with a decent sense of humor
>Very Lazy
>Daydreams and has a hard time paying attention
>Loyal
>Glass half full kind of guy
>Inexperienced
>Never gets angry about anything
>Learning guitar
>Attempting to get an associates in video technology before moving to new york for a bachelors in film production
>Spends too much of my time watching movies
>Listens to most forms of rock and lately a bit of lofi chillhop/jazzhop

Her:
>Cute
>Can carry a conversation if she has to
>Extrovert that will get me out of the house every once in a while
>Nice to me but cold to other guys
>Experienced
>Sexually active
>Loyal
>Overachiever
>Obsessive and possessive over me
>Is willing to put up with my shit
>Believes in me and tries to make me a better person

Ideal mate would be someone who look pretty much like Reiner Braun lol. I think he's 6'0 ft and has broad shoulder. On a serious note, I'm not too picky on the body type as long as he's healthy. I myself is not extremly fit and has some fat on the belly and you know those insecure body fats we basically have lol.
I guess I'd prefer someone who's good in math, science, and those subjects that I was never good at when I was in highschool haha! Frustration lol.
I guess someone who's sweet, not really hopeless romantic but loves to be loved. And appreciate being loved. Someone that can laugh on my corny jokes while dismissing it right away. That would be funny. I'm also clumsy so I hope he's not as clumsy as me.
And uhm, what else?
Who can cook, at least? And maybe a near freak and cares about his hygiene haha! That's an honest request.

About me tho, I'm 21 yrs old. I'll be graduating college this coming month. I'm only 5'0 ft. so I guess that's how my preference to taller guys came from lol. I have long hair and curvy body, I guess? And, I'm Asian.

I love watching movies, series, pretty mundane stuff. I do like to watch anime since it has been a part of my childhood already, don't we all?
And I have a cat, two male cats that I truly love. Hmm, what else? I don't know how to swim so I'm hoping that you know how to swim.

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>5'7"
>25/M/Somewhere in benelux
>INTJ
>I am into drawing, cooking/eating, running, some yoga, travel.
>Currently a bored STEM graduate looking for work.
>Passable looks. I do not like drawing attention, nor giving too much.
>Verily into electronic music, can branch to classical or jazz in more normal and public settings.
>Not looking into settling down.
>Very contemplative.

>Between 20 and 30
>Veganism is fine
>Being a nerd is fine
>Into either creative arts or sports
>Driven person that strives to improve
>Optimistic, cheerful, pragmatic personality
>Does not mind controversial humor/opinions
>Highly independent, not too clingy, does not mind me not always talking or paying attention

wait, why would such a match even lurk here? dicks are pretty much free anyway

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:Me:
>22 M
>Montreal, Québec, Canada
>Very smol (5'4, 110lbs)
>Pasty white skin, long brown hair, blue eyes
>Wears glasses
>Scoliosis :(
>Speaks French, English and (a bit of) Japanese
>Has a qt accent

>Shy, timid and introverted IRL, but reasonably extroverted online
>Fairly intelligent, worldly, interested in learning as much as possible
>Self-esteem and confidence issues, self-loathing
>Kind-hearted, accepting, empathetic, good listener, but secretive with own feelings
>Clingy and tends to overthink stuff (working on it)
>Lonely

>Metalhead (Folk metal, Power metal)
>Weeb
>Leftist
>Interested in Linguistics, Geography, Sociology, History, Astrophysics, Astronomy, Futurism, Vexillology, Japan
>Can kinda do some Mongolian throat singing
>Planning on moving to China one day, probably, maybe

>Skype: [email protected]
>Kik: TheCutestLoli
>Discord: CutestLoli#7729

:Her:
>18-25
>The shorter the better (4'10 a best)
>Any nationality, but azn girls are qt
>The nearer to MTL the better, but LDR is fine
>Shared interests
>Weeb or metalhead or both
>Likes to travel and go hiking, wants to discover the world
>Bubbly, energetic and clingy or in need of a clingy boi
>Into worldbuilding or conlanging

>>25264282
We'd be a pretty good match, but
>Not looking into settling down
ruined it.

Sucks anon. You sound cool.

>>25264332
Too bad.
Well, I could change my mind someday. It is just that, right now, settling down is not one of my priorities.

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le Me:
>24/M/North Coast B.C., Canada
>5'5", 180lbs (wanna get cuteguy fit in the future)
>Brown eyes, black/dark brown hair short-medium length depending on the season, barely any facial hair
>English First language, learning Japanese as a second one in the near future.

>Respectful, curious, somewhat silly when I get to know people, open-minded
>Aethiest, liberal-leaning but creeping towards the center as the left is slowly losing it's mind in recent years
>Hermit status atm as I'm isolated from my friends while living in a tiny ass village with less than 1Mbps download speed internet
>Going to college soon in Victoria, not sure what courses I'll be taking or what I want to work towards. Mostly using it as an excuse to gtfo my current home
>Weeb powerlevel is high. Loves anime, JRPGs, and wants to badly go to more anime conventions
>Furry but I'm not a spaz about it. Definitely won't ask you if you want to yiff, that shit is dumb and who even speaks like that (but if you do, uhh, nyor~on?? :33 *wags tail XD*)
>Smash Bros enthusiast, bad at the game but loves to go to tournaments

le Grill:
>18-34/anywhere in Canada
>Any height, though it would be neat if she were taller than me. Less than 240lbs is preferred.
>Any race and hair/etc.
>Any interests, would be ideal if we had somewhat different interests so we could share things with each other and be spazzes about different stuff
>Doesn't do drugs/smokes/drinks, or at least does them very minimally.

>>25264444
Oh yeah, forgot to put my ethnicity down. If it matters, I'm First Nations (Native Canadian, the woowoo Indian not the red dot Indian).

>>25264352
Well, I'm not planning to settle down tomorrow and it's not my priority - but I know I want to, eventually.

We share personality type, taste for music, hobbies (beside drawing, I am not good at that in the slightest), and love for controversial things.

Ideal mate would be someone local and clingy just as I am.
I mean, you don't have to be local at first, we could probably work that out eventually.

Age, race, gender, body type doesn't matter to me - just looking for a personality that I click with.

If you're looking for an easy going 20yo dude, hit me up on Kik

YanderedereKun

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Me:
>18, male, US (pic is me)
>cynical, dark sense of humor
>good at making people laugh
>make music, show everyone my soundcloud to the point where it's embarrasing
>into science fiction
>people tell me I'm intelligent and I hate it
>huge fan of SNES games and RPGs
>doodles shitty pokemon-looking monsters that people seem to really like

You:
>female
>around my age or just a little older
>cute fashion sense
>likes to read and write
>slightly cutesy but not to an obnoxious extent
>also a cynic with a dark sense of humor
>affectionate and passionate, not emotionally cold
>glasses are a plus
>also into vidya
>has suffered enough to know what suffering is

Shit idk

me:
>27/m/bi(more in to guys)/IL(not Chicago)
>music major -- I love classical music(Brahms/Rachmaninoff)Opera(Puccini)/jazz(Oscar Peterson/Stan Kenton)/videogame/anime music (zomg - Joe Hisaishi/Nobuo Uematsu)
>my piano is my life/I sing too and I'm taking composition lessons to start writing my own stuff
>video game composer some day?
>quiet/polite/shy but can socialize(even though I hate it)
>I love going to new restaurants and trying new food (sushi is my fav)
>nerdy smart -- I love to learn
>never been in a fight -- I'm a lover not a fighter
>420 friendly
>I love to gamble/play poker
>vidya -- WoW/Hearthstone/Civ6/RTSs (I'm going to blizzcon)
>I love to travel (Been to China/Japan/Germany/all over US -- I LOVE Vegas)
>constantly striving to be better -- thanks Jordan Peterson
>starting going to the gym to work on the weight(250 lbs) -- their aren't many gay chubbies in the world
>super chill/it takes a lot to piss me off

Him (would be into Her if we clicked):
>20's/early 30's
>polite/sweet
>nerdy/anime/vidya
>doesn't have to be into weed but would be ok smoking and watching a movie (I'm trying to cut back anyway)
>doesn't worry about money and dumb small shit
>Likes to go on adventures/willing to try new things but is ok staying in for a night just because
>animal lover

kik: bradomon

>>25264470
Do you have a e-mail setup or something? I have a Discord as well, Skype/kik/other mobile apps is not possible right now because no phone.

>>25264997
I have an email. Would you leave me yours?
I didn't have the best experience on here.

>>25265066
Sure. herbb*at*protonmail*dot*com

>>25265135
Wrote.

me:
>20/f/us
>likes cute things
>ironic weeb
>terribly mentally ill and anhedonic
>some sort of leftist
>not fat but kinda uggo
>into streetwear

him:
>older than me
>will bully me n beat me up sometimes
>likes catgirls and being called daddy
>some sort of leftist
>smarter than me and will teach me cool things
>not fat or uggo
>into streetwear

drop your kik or discord or skype or something pls

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Her:
>18-25
>light hair and/or light eyes
>no tattoos
>white
>straight
>extroverted or talktative, but antisocial
>very weird
>cynical and judging
>pretentious
>doesn't do drugs
>clingy
>heart filled with hate
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred

Me:
>23
>very long, light brown hair
>white
>introverted
>picky
>monk-like
>traditional
>read and listen to music all the time
>have a career

skype/email: [email protected]
kik: MorthVargr

>>25265189
>ugly
>likes things "ironically"
>mentally ill
>leftist (see above)
>streetwear
Could you be any worse?

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If you have even the slightest feeling to add me please do so

>>25265189
me:
>not fat but kinda uggo
him:
>not fat or uggo


hmmmmm

>>25265236
i can dream ok
>>25265218
i wonder this myself constantly

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>>25265189
>>25264330

Yo, I'll talk to you. I'm unironically a weeb and think I'm kinda uggo (not fat, though!), even though I've been called cute by girls on the internet, so, idk, take that as you wish.

>>25265307
im like ten feet taller than you

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>>25265315
Story of my life.

me
>almost 23
>5'10'', cute boy
>will share music recs
>might watch movies with u

you
>girly girl
>pocket size
>dresses nice
>has a life somewhat
>it's ok if you're into weeb stuff

2bh just looking for platonic

kik is octohelp

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>>25249959
Me:
>silent sincere guy
>pretty funny
>romania
>horror books, philosophy, ideals, new thing, adventure, kinky stuff, psychology
>lives alone
>likes game and to hang with friends
>anime, manga, sf
>dosen t care about a lot of things that don t concern him
>vegan
>games, cooking, drawing, painting
> music : tom rosenthall , undertale, imagine dragons, panic at the disco, ac/dc, the killers, metallica, classic rock, classic 40
>likes to run and work out an average
>1.80 m
>memes
>want to help out and be helped
>weird in a fun way

Her:
>18 -28
>brave
>average or bellow/above height-weight - very subjective
>funny
>sincere
>dosen t care about what others think
>cuddle
>chilld
>likes to eat
>likes/tolerates games
>not religions, sjw or easy triggers
>not up tight
>lots of guts
>likes to talk
>weird ish

>>25265315
ur also a bitch lel he's better off without you

>>25265454
god forbid i be attracted to certain traits

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>>25265454
Leave the grill alone, dude. You make yourself look like an angry neckbeard.

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>>25265519
you both sound like neckbeards desu

him for sperging out on some rando, and you for defending her honor even after she rejected you in a pretty callous manner

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>>25265592
Fair enough.
I'll take some solace the fact that I'm the nice neckbeard and not the asshole neckbeard, at least.

>>25265189
hmu on kik: ollie.anon

Me:
>22
>live in USA
>Hopless Romantic
>Likes doing random crap like leaving notes with stuff on your car while you're working,
>Cuddlebug
>live for making shitty puns it's a real pun-ishment
>loves all kinds music
>bad at small talk
>watch a crap ton of movies
>play videa games
>likes dressing up but also likes wearing a hoodie all the time, depends the occasion
>not a big going out and drinking person rather stay in with people I know and drink
>Introvertive
>decent cook

Her:
>lives in USA
>cuddlebug
>likes movies doesn't mind going to the thetre at least once a month
>plays videa games
>likes singing along to music in car (duets are better then solo
>loves animals but still eats steak
>Likes puns, it'll be easier for both of us
>breathing preferred
>doesn't mind constant texting

>>25265770
Where in the US? I'm east coast

>>25265189

29/m/US

I can play rough and teach you Japanese.

Skype: animepoweruptime

Me:
28 f us
Full time job
Lots of cute fun pets
Video games and weed are daily things for me
Can cook
Likes zoo and aquarium
Needs back rubs and stuff
Sleeps
A little on the short side
I swear a lot
I'm a tad difficult sometimes
I am a lady what can I say...

Him:
My age or around therst you know
Taller than me
Doesn't mind reptiles and dogs
Smokes dick tons of weed
Likes food.
The less allergies the better
Gives back rubs


Kiki
Leggomykatamari

>>25260971
i-i won't be mean to you.

>>25266329
I'm in Iowa

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Me
>19/female/West Coast USA
>average body, slim waist, wide hips, thick thighs
>short hair, my natural color now, but dyed blue usually
>glasses
>tshirt and jeans kind of person but I do get dressed up every now and then
>tattoo on shoulder, will probably get more
>vidya(pc games, Persona series, League), anime, music (indie, lofi, shoegaze, hip hop)
>/mu /lit /adv /x
>I have a full time job and work almost everyday. I make good for my age.
>also sell drugs on the side
>psychs, 420, uppers
>2-year Anthropology degree
>sarcastic and forgiving
>warm-hearted bitch
>sexually experienced
>generally introverted


Him
>average/tall height no shorties
>average body not too skinny but not obese
>cutie
>makes more money than me
>educated
>is into videogames and good music
>dresses well
>is there for me when I'm going through the rough
>not a little bitch boy, can stand up and be a man when he needs to
>likes going on random adventures, trips, music festivals, midnight run through the city
>gives me the good dick i deserve
>not too clingy, understands I am a worker with lots of hobbies
>honest
>get me out of here

discord: helianthaas#0204

Underweight emotionally unavailable smoke/fuck buddy.

I have no deeper level to connect on, I just don't want to be alone.

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me
>24/m/us
>Employed doing computer shit
>Spends a lot of time online
>Likes to watch movies
>Not that into netflix tho
>plays a lot of video games but has shitty taste that no one ever likes
>cleans stuff
>Would like to be outside more, but social anxiety about being alone outside in public gets me
>Not a picky eater
>Enjoys communicating very often, even if its just dumb shit like hey hi how was your day, oh not much the fire alarm went off at work today but there was no fire, kinda stuff
>not fat, but really not the best of shape
>don't smoke, really don't drink often, not into drugs
>timid but talkative if I can get to know you

her
>female/us
>doing whatever, preferably not just looking for someone to leech off for the rest of their life
>likes video games
>would be down for a hike in the woods
>not overweight
>has nice ankles and looks good in socks
>doesn't smoke or use drugs
>attempts to communicate her feelings, good or bad
>Doesn't mind a more laid back life style
>open minded
>is cute
>wants to hold hands
>would totally be down to go see a movie, or go grocery shopping, or want to run errands together just to get out of the house every now and again but not need to make a big deal out of it, just that lowkey shit y'know?

if you're a neato bandito feel free to kik me @ buttsmackenzie

>>25266476
Lol it helps to post asl

>>25266500
>has nice ankles and looks good in socks.

Wtf

>>25265189
I'm not super into streetware, I have to dress a certain way for work and when I'm not doing that I opt for comfort, I'm fat butlosing weight, I'm not ugly, in high school they called me Chubby Che, I'm somewhere around a mixed market social Democrat, I used to be harder left but authoritarianism can be abused quickly and after studying ecomics I've decided a strong safety net with a mixed market is the optimum choice. I am probably more knowledgeable than you on a few subjects. I'm older than you, if we hit it off we can discuss kinks, yours seem fine although I've never donekitten play are you interested?

>>25249959
Me
>25/F/Sydney
>white
>extremely pale, longish brown hair, hazel eyes
>171cm and 58kg but in the process of losing weight and becoming fitter- small boobs and butt so I really can't afford extra weight
>average face but I do put effort into my appearance
>have a very girly sense of style and like dressing up a little on a daily basis
>big weeb but hopefully not in a cringy way- enjoy anime/manga, jpop (and kpop), the fashion, learning moon and travelling
>love figure skating and ballet
>not a lot of friends and don't date often (or at all really, for years now, no hookups either), but very socially independent so it's okay
>can be very quiet and shy
>live with my family who I'm very close to, and 2 cats
>work full time, own property and a car, and have decent savings
>aside from minor self esteem issues, I'm quite emotionally and mentally stable
>want a family but think it's very unlikely to happen due to aforementioned lack of a social life
>not the outdoorsy type at all

Him
>similar age/location, 20-30 is fine
>white or asian
>taller than me, not that concerned about body type
>but I am weirdly fussy about body hair- I dislike it, the less the better
>wants a family
>not elitist about dumb things (taste in music etc)
>not militantly political, not religious
>affectionate but not too clingy
>generally just chill and sensible
>doesn't dress like a dork
>nerdy is good, weeaboos will have the most in common with me. I don't really play vidya but it's cool if you do
>nice hair is bonus points. I love long hair, a little femininity goes a long way for me
>high sex drive and nice dick is also bonus points (this is a thread for *ideals* right?)


I find it harder to write about what I want because I try to be open minded about what sort of personality type I might click with.

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skype
live:thepropanedoctor

kik
pr0pane

skype is preferred but either is okay

i'm a currently andro babytrans with crippling mental issues and ADHD
honestly i'd take anyone sweet and female (one way or the other) but i don't see myself as highly desirable right now at all

i'd probably want a somewhat older, more masculine cis girl, or another cute transgirl
obviously having some shared interests like vidya or writing or whatever would be preferred but idk

>>25266837
Ayy I'm also a mostly-andro trans girl in the depths of a personal battle with depression and other mental illness.
Idk about dating, but if you're in New England we could definitely be friends

>>25266819

Just kik my shit up senpai, I am ideally ideal

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Me
>30/f/southwest/mixed race/chubby buff/6'0
>introvert with the attitude of a extrovert
>loves action, horror, sci-fi,western,crime drama and post apocalyptic books and movies
>loves playing video games of the same genres above and enjoys RTSs, platform and survival horror
>lives alone in a clean apt with r&b in the background
>loves pets and enjoys walking at night
>not a picky eater and also loves to cook for others
>Talks to friends most of the time and hangs but is mostly a home body
>works fulltime and does side jobs(I save and I am very frugal but I still like to go out for a movie once in a while)
>Loves conversations(I love to talk about some good shit til I pass out)
>Is a gentledom is loves sex(I would love it daily)
>is into art and doing art

Him
>a little younger than me 21-28 is cool/also lives near me
>White, asian or a combo of the two
>Shorter than me with glasses
>a 80/20 sub trap who loves to please although just being girly looking is enough
>is into same music and movies and games
>loves to talk about funny as shit and cooks
>not a giant weeb but does enjoy anime
>is a huge cuddler and plays video games with me

A woman can dream...

>>25266852
i mean at this point i really don't expect to get into a relationship as much as i want to
i'm stuck in hawaii for at least the next few months though

>>25266903
25/m I'm interested and fit most needs. Kik? Youngcaesar24

>>25266903
kek if i wasn't mentally ill and didn't identify as female i'd fit most of that
o well

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>>25266916
How mentally ill we talking about?

>>25266975
>adhd
>bipolar (extreme depression mostly)
>dysphoria
>anxiety
and it doesn't really count but i'm really bad at dealing with people and overall super dysfunctional :^)

>>25266975
>>25266910
Do you not have kik or something? Better way to contact?

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Me

>A/S/L
23/male/Toronto
5 ft 7
>Canadian born Asian boy
>ENFP
>Skilled tradesman, already in my career making good money. Naturally handy with repairs
>Semi-bear mode and slowly shaping up since work is physically demanding.
>extremely talkative and love intimate discussion about stuff that happens in people's lives I also warm up well to people really quickly. Got that fatherly/big brother vibe and a strong sense to take care of people close to me and I got the savage dad jokes and sicc puns to prove it.
>Top nerd when it comes to Videogames and music. Also a low key otaku.
>use to browse /mu/ back in the day so I usually will listen to anything you show me even noise or whatever weird shit. I listen to too many different genres and band tbch
>Videogames: Metroid, Shin megami, metal gear, Destiny, Overwatch, kingdom hearts, Smash bros, Megaman, etc.
>like wandering around in my car and going to random places during the weekend. Rarely stay home usually out with close friends or roaming around for the day.
>totally rad cook besides vidya and music cooking is a hobby. Sometimes I'll cook stuff when I'm off just for the hell of it.

Her

>Canadian
19-26
>White, brown or Asian prefered
>ideally petite someone I can carry in my arms but girls who are down with the thiccness are my weakness
>I don't care if your a NEET as long as you have future plans to not be one.
>Ideally INTP I'd like to have someone who can balance my extrovertedness. Doesn't matter tho but I find that introverts have the most interesting discussions
>Musically inclined I'd like to be able to make music together. Be my karaoke during car rides
>play videogames together
>affectionate and ingredients to do lewd things in public like holding hands
>just as nerdy as me or a complete nerd in other topics
>Will watch the office and Chinese cartoons with me
>wants kids
>can dank meme like nobodys business
>waifu material
Kik : Postmutant93
Email: [email protected]

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>>25266985
I tried to message you on kik, it says you ain't on.
>>25266982
My ex had dysphoria, adhd and anxiety. He dumped me for his depression. :/

>>25266903
you're cool as heck desu, it's weird how much of myself i see in your me and him sections lmao

i hope u find what you're looking for friend

>>25267010
I'm zero percent trap and my white Native American mix could look AmerAsian, I get Polynesian a lot and when I go to an Asian market I have to politely say that I can't speak anything but English.

>>25267010
>dysphoria
>he
was he NB or something or ftm????
i wouldn't dump somebody over it but i do always feel like i shouldn't be bothering other people

>>25267048
Nah he was just hating on his body is all.

>>25266819
goddamn you'd actually be perfect if you were a bit younger and weren't wanting to start a family.

>>25266903
Ugh I'm not trappy but very sub, though in the completely wrong part of the US. Everything else fits very well too and you sound lovely

>>25267059
was he a femboy or anything? i know hormone imbalances can cause some dysphoria

>>25267078
I mean subby works fine too. Although being states apart blows.

>>25267086
I'm not in a rush, exactly. And would very much love someone I get along with and share plenty of interests with over someone who's just decent but closer.
Would you like me to leave a Kik/email?

>>25267082
Don't know just really hated himself. Which was a problem.
>>25267091
Just leave your kik and I'd be down for a chat for sure.

>>25267095
Okay!
Fuzzydog7

>>25267095
i'm usually okay with myself besides during depressions
i've gotten to the point where i at least don't look distinctly male
sounds like he shoulda transed

>>25249959
I actually created a system that generates your perfect match via machine learning. I can also assess a whole bunch of other cool shit, like whether you have a chance with a woman or man, et cetera.

>>25254510
Alright, this is me. What now.

None of you motherfuckers are being honest

Ideally I want what you all want, someone that can accept you fucking other people but won't do it herself/himself. Basically someone that's so enamored with you they'l stick with no matter what shit you do. Of course no such person exists but if it did we'd all want him/her

>>25266819
Hit me up at [email protected] and we can exchange some sort of contact information.

>>25267349
Assuming you're male, not into that. Sorry.

>>25267316
I didn't post what I wanted but that sounds like a shithouse relationship mate.

>>25264330
>5'4 male
>genetic defects
>can't do shit irl but lives online
>self-loathing
>wants to leave his country
Wow really surprised you're a leftist ;^)

>>25267389
>Has nothing better to do with his pathetic existence than be mean to randoms online
Wow really surprised you're a rightist ;^)

I just want a girl who wants to sing show tune duets.

>>25266618
nah sorry

Me
>Female
>21
>Mixed mutt
>into vidya and manga
>some anime
>will attend cons with me
>+1 if he cosplays
>tends to get overwhelmed and likes to be alone at times
>sub
Him
>exist
>likes vidyas

>>25264330
5$ you go to ETS.
(((I'm a student there too)))

>>25267912
what up senpai it's your boy >>25264559

if you were real I'd ask you to give me your contact info

>>25267931
I am real, but why would you say that?

>>25267940
because I
a) exist
and
b) like vidya

>>25267884
Bummer. Hope that you find someone.

>>25267912
Hey, I'm a girl too. I've been in your position before, even with these threads about 3 years ago. Want to become just friends?
I'm a vids, mangy and dom type of person too.

>>25267912
25/m interested. Kik youngcaesar24

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>>25267912
20, male Kik: stone1334
I can promise I exist

Well I dont know if that would be my final ideal partner but right now and for my near future I would like to have a decend looking normal girl. More intervert and thoughtfull, fun. Likes to hang with, doesnt want to go out all the time also can be able to keep herself busy and is a normal eater ( i know thats strange but I had a vegan gf wants and never ever again). In bed she can be kinky, crazy sex drive I think I mean we are both young so... Body wise. I really dont care really as long as she takes care of herself. I dont like curls though or dyed hair. Also please have no tattoos near your vag or feeds, grosses me out.

Guess Iam fucking boring..

Well to me. Iam 189cm tall (6'2" i guess) blond short hair green eyes. I was pretty trained .. was..not fat but also not a greek god. And Iam 26yo.

Me

>18/M/Calgary
>Medium, brown hair
>Blue eyes
>6'0
>Introverted
>Plays a lot of vidya
>Nerdy
>Finishing up highschool, hopefully get into uni
>Likes EDM, Jazz, Classic rock, K-pop

Her

>Preferably within 5 years of my age
>Introverted
>Preferably Asian, not that big of a deal though
>Short
>Cutesy
>Introverted
>Ambitious
>Likes vidya
>Likes to cuddle

Kik: Gnarkk

>>25249959
I'm a shithead, but we'll go with this:

I have high standards, lol. Ideally, I'd like a 9 or a 9.5, in looks, and somebody who respects my personal space. Also somebody who is polyamorous and understands the point of outlining the bounds of a relationship.

Obviously, we'd get along, at least as much as we get along with everybody else. We'd just also fuck a lot.

She'd probably have to be fairly kinky, but that's less important than polyamorous, for obvious reasons. But we do have to be able to make love regularly. It'd also be nice if she and I could hook each other up with dates, but that's probably asking too much lol.

Me:
>25/m/Spain
>redhead
>pale
>cute, but a little shy
>likes videogames/reading
>into classical music, but likes to listen all kinds of
>plays piano
>sexually submissive, but likes to switch
>likes to drink, but not too much

Her:
>same country and spanish speaker
>18-25
>skinny, with a cute face
>elegant
>shares interests (reading, music, videogames)
>likes to cuddle
>reliable, emotional and romantic

kik:amakasemiharu

>>25268073
>redhead
>pale
>cute, but a little shy
Made my heart melt.

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>>25249959
>Me
- 25, male, Brazil
- graduated in law, unemployed but studying for public jobs
- not skinny but not fat either, I exercise daily
- people tend to think I'm shy or not talkative but it mostly depends on the subject
- okay maybe a bit shy and not the first person to start a conversation most times
- into videogames, movies, anime, etc..., nerd shit, I really like talking about this kinda stuff as well, just analyzing it and going on and on about it
- wanna cosplay one day
- 95% of the music I listen to is Rock and Metal
- I like animals, especially dogs
- never been in a serious relationship
- drink socially, don't smoke
- don't have social anxiety but prefer small gatherings or just staying in
- good listener

>Her
- around same age
- studying/working/at least working towards a job
- any body type, except obese
- similar interests as me and likes having long conversations about random topics
- comfortable with silence and just being together as well
- cuddling and kisses
- pic related kinda

If you wanna chat reply to this and I'm gonna make a throwaway skype

Let's watch bad movies together

>>25268080
:3

>>25267917
Nope, I don't, sorry! I was at Lionel-Groulx and am transferring to Montmorency next Fall.

>>25267946
I mean, why would you say I'm not real?
>>25267976
Yeah, let's be friends. I don't have many of them anyway, if you don't mind posting your kik that is.
>>25267986
Messaged
>>25267997
Messaged
>>25268329
So you don't go to Ecole Technologie Superieure?

>>25268497
>tfw no qt qc engineering waifu

>>25268497
>I mean, why would you say I'm not real?
I guess because your criteria are so broad. 90 percent of the board probably identifies with it.

But anyway, you got a discord? Mine is zephyr#0392. Message me there if you want

>>25268497
Some people are wary of catfishes and bots. At least, that's what I would guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I see it all the time in craigslist ads: "I'm real so you be too", etc.

>>25268497
Nope! Why? Thought you had seen me before?

>>25268599
You fit a lot of students there hahaha.

>>25268602
How so, my man?

>>25257434
Not interested but I can relate a little too well to this problem. Literally broke up w my last boyfriend because all we did when not with other people was grope each other while watching Netflix. It wasn't the kind of mutual autism that worked.

>>25255382
Girl or homo?

>>25267912
Are you near maryland/dc?

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>>25267308
Why aren't you posting it then.
>inb4 proprietary software

>>25266819
Hey, if you're still looking for people, add my Skype, fixthesink.

Him
>25-30
>Taller than me. 5'10"+ is good
>Husky/chubby
>Beard and glasses major bonus points
>Dresses well
>Look I'm not saying you gotta run out and get some god damn Armani suits or something
>Just like...you didn't roll out of bed. Layering exists.
>Gotta love cats
>Job or student or working towards something. Aspirations, man.
>Ideally not strongly religious
>Into some nerdy shit we can talk about
>Passionate about the shit he's into
>Listen/humors me about the shit I'm into
>Cannot be an asshole, really didn't think this one had to be outlined but I guess so!
>Honest/straight forward
>Good sense of humor and doesn't mind sending each other stupid memes
>Affectionate. Pls. I'm a sucker for those words of affirmation, gimme gimme.
>Seriously though I like knowing you like me/think I'm pretty or smart or funny or whatever. You'll melt my entire icicle heart.
>Wants kids someday
>Not a smoker
>Don't really feel strongly about drinking or 420 though, you do you
>Likes spending evenings in playing games or watching movies together
>Will still go places with me though, especially travel
>Gotta be cool with me high-key stealing your shirts and hoodies because I will
>Warm. I'm cold all the time. Let's get that relationship goal of thermodynamic equilibrium

Me
>26
>5'8"
>Chubby
>Glasses
>Math major
>Bleeding heart for cats like you wouldn't believe
>Video games
>D&D
>Love bad horror movies
>Also love sci-fi/dystopia books and movies
>Also also really like makeup and dresses and the color pink
>Bakes (cakes, candies, cookies, whatever)
>Super patient (going into education, gotta be)
>I try real hard to be kind to everyone
>Laughs at dumb jokes
>Love coffee and will drink it literally all day every day
>Bit insecure! Had some real shitty relationships my dudes and I got a couple of weird hang ups now
>Anxiety and depression, both currently in check
>Definitely want a family someday
>Kind of a homebody but I like to go do things and make memories
>Likes to cuddle

>>25267912
Are you by the midwest at all? I love walking the floor in coslpay

>>25268843
>>25268728
Nope, sorry.
>>25268610
Cannot explain. I also got ETS vibes from you, so.

>>25259246
>>25255942 #
Are you looking to meet Frank from House of Cards or a real person?

How did you know?

>>25268777
You sound lovely. Got a preferred method of chatting?

>>25269025
Huh, that's weird, since I'm not really into engineering or anything even closely related to it. Maybe it's my calling and I just don't know it yet.

Best way to find someone is to post your contact info and just give people a chance. I met my bf of over 3 years in one of these threads. You never know who is bored just clicking around, I was lucky he was even on /soc/ at the time

>>25268777

A lot of this relates to me, but i don't have a beard or glasses. I'm also 24, so just one year out of the bracket!

But yeah other than that, i don't smoke, drink or do drugs, i'm not religious, i am pretty honest, i am into a lot of vidya and shit, i do love cats, i'm not an asshole (or at least i've never been told), and i am warm all the time. I am very physically affectionate and even if you didn't ask me to, i'd probably still tell you what i like about you. Idk how you feel about location, but i am a britguy.

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Him:
> 19-28, from anywhere.
> Idc, I'm not looking to fulfill some fantasy on here.
> Preferably introverted by not cripplingly so.
> Same traits as me preferably. Not liberal or hard right. Too nihilistic to care about movements. Similar in virtue, doesn't look for someone to jerk off to.
> Similar interests as me, but I also really appreciate people with extensive knowledge of anything. And artists.

Me:
> F/18/US
>5'7, straight, white, dark short hair, brown eyes, "curvy".
>NOT looking for anything sexual.
> Introverted but charismatic. Good conversationalist. Nihilistic tendencies. Very virtuous. Very cynical.
> Vidya, comics, just now getting into DnD, horror movies, learning new shit and obtaining new interests from others.
> Shoegaze, new wave, lo-fi, trip hop.
> Is artistically talented.

Kik: Goreius
Skype: emeryisthetits

me
>21/f/socal
>5'2, long black hair, thin, inexperienced but not a virgin. vanilla.
>emotional baggage, anemia, self-harm scars, constantly in eating disorder recovery
>socially anxious, extremely shy, trust issues, moody, depression cycle--but i deal with it (therapy/meds).
>quite clingy and dependent, but very loyal and adoring in relationships
>artist, 420 friendly, vegan, environmentally conscious, healthy eater, loves animals, into activism and social justice.
>full time student with side hustles in art commissions and a few odd jobs
>likes fashion, makeup, d&d, anime, manga, vidya, cosplaying.. drawing anime tiddies is my creative outlet
>normie-looking, good at hiding my powerlevel
>stay home and chill type, but i like to go out sometimes.

them
>around my age/my area
>dominant, but not in a mean way.
>possessive, but not in a scary way
>thinks im cute and likes to praise me and give me attention.
>smokes weed daily
>tasteful weeb
>will talk to cashiers/waiters/people for me in social situations and hold my hand when i start getting scared
>doesn't get annoyed/angry often, doesn't yell at me
>doesn't eat meat, socially progressive, isn't racist/sexist/etc.
>big plus if youre currently figuring it out or still confused about what to do with your life
>compassionate, sympathetic, open about feelings, good at listening.
>loves me unconditionally, believes in me, is caring and supportive,..thats all i rly want.

please drop contact info if you want to chat. i love u

>>25269224
You sound interesting and fit a lot for me. Kik okay? Youngcaesar24

>>25269224
Where are you located?

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>>25269260
socal = Southern California.

>mfw I only know because Smash players say socal a lot

>>25269224
we'd prob get along, i'm >>25265360 say hi if u want to chat a lil