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Last Tinder thread is too damn long with 401 posts. Here's another.

Share tips,advice, questions, and feels(if you're some dumb nerd of something). Or we can just circle jerk on how many matches we have.
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>>25245196
help me out here boys. I've done all in my power to get good pics. I've made an acc thats two days and yet I only have like 9 matches. Any wise words?
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It seems like Asian girls love me. Almost everyone I match with is Asian. I've kind of started dating one of them, but things are in the really early stages where I'm not sure what our status is.

Anyway, I matched with this girl, she's so pretty she could be a model. I fucked it up by teasing her about going to NTU (I went to NUS)
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Fuckin massive dry spell out where I live, I just got a match today and the convo was fine, Gave her a topic like she asked, "What do you like to do outside of work?" and unmatched. She had a SC in her bio, can't tell if these people are just trying to get views on that shit or something.

>I don't need profile help, matches come and go.
>Just really confused why this one talked to me so much today just to unmatch me when I did 0 things wrong.
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>>25245196
C U R V Y
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>>25245217
you kind of look like a more Arabic version of usher, what kind of girls do you wanna attract?
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>>25245645
Stop expecting a typical woman to have a personality, those that do are already claimed
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>>25245645
a lot of people use tinder to boost their ego, so they just want to see how many matches they can get and feel good about themselves and not talk to anyone
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Pretty typical advice, but a good bio goes a long way. I swiped on guys who I thought were meh on looks but their bio was funny/interesting.
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I'm getting zero matches

Is this normal for an ugly skinny guy
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>>25245196
is this app still the best online way for hooking up quickly?

conversely, are you people looking for friendship, sex a girlfriend, or a combination of these?
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>>25245900
artsy girls desu
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>>25246493
wait change that anyone will work to be honest(just please god no fat chicks)
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Protip: if you're anything below a 7/10 and live near a densely popular city like NYC, don't even bother downloading the app. All that awaits you is crushing disappointment and matching only with desperate 1/10/s or bots.

That is unless you're a gril in which case you'll have no problem getting matches regardless of looks
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This is probably my own insecurity talking, but I will say it anyway.

In choir people just probably thought of me as another choir geek. A girl who liked to sing and liked to do well in academics.

Now, obviously I'm older, I'm 23 now, and on tindet, the kind of guys that would have never tooked twice at me in high school are liking me and super liking me.

I just don't quite get it. Was the attention always there and I didn't notice it? Or did something change?

Like, in high school none of the football players looked at me twice, and now most of my matches play/have played football.
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>>25246858
>I just don't quite get it. Was the attention always there and I didn't notice it? Or did something change?

The internet happened. People behave differently online because of previewed anonymity, so certain filters get removed. Also tinder tends to allow people to treat relationships like a game and generally cast a wider then then when looking for partners in the physical world

Or I dunno maybe you became way more attractive since high school
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>>25246833
Perceived*
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>>25246905
There was internet in 2011....
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>>25246858

It's an online thing. Even insanely ugly girls get tons of matches. And guys will wanna fuck any girl if she is willing. I've heard from ugly ones that guys don't message them so that basically shows guys swipe on everyone.
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How do I get great pictures with just my smartphone?
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>>25247227
you basically have to use the back camera, good lighting goes a long way, phone cameras are awful in the dark. you'll never get anything amazing even if you have a phone with a good camera though
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I'm not really sure why I don't match with anyone.
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>>25247735
I really want to use this pic, but because you have to crop photos into a square I can't get it to crop right. Any suggestions on how to overcome that would be great
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>>25247747
are you snipped or uncut out of curiosity?
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Here's my stuff, I don't seem to get matches often
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>>25247803
Maybe my bio is too sarcastic?
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>>25247807
Also here is a pic I want to use but not too sure
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>>25245874
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Repost from last thread. I'm super bad at taking pictures but most men find me attractive in person. Any suggestions? I really need a decent bio but I'm not sure what exactly appeals to men bio wise.
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>>25247871
Your bio seems fine as it is, just write it towards people who you want to attract.

Besides, I don't think a lot of people read bio's like I do.

Link your spotify if you can too.
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>>25247774
...cut, why?
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>>25247930
Just wondering. Then are you happy for it? And were you also left with a thin brownish ring as a result? Additionally, I agree that >>25247747
is prolly your strongest pic.
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>>25247949

Dude you're weird as fuck. I'm pretty sure I've seen you ask people this in multiple threads.
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>>25247871

I like pic 5 the most so i think it would work better as your first pic. It's a better pic since people can see your whole face. Pic 1 might give the impression that you don't like your face so you're covering half of it.
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>>25247963
>>25247949
Dude's been here for over 3 years, was asking this same question, same format and everything when I first got here.
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>>25247970
>>25247984
Yea, I'll admit to being a bit strange. But I don't ask my questions in bad faith.
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>>25247986
I don't give a fuck if you're Protestant, over 3 fucking years man.
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>>25247949
I agree but like I said, since photos have to crop to squares I don't know how to edit it so that I can use it.
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>>25247991
Gotcha, makes sense. And as to the other two questions above (if the topic isn't a sensitive one for you)?
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>>25247747
With your face and eyes, you look like a Nebraska farm boy
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>>25248003
I wouldn't know if I'm happier, can't compare it to anything. and yes

>>25248010
that could not be further from what I am
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>>25248018
Suppose that makes sense. And if you also don't mind saying, in what state (or geographic region at least) was it done?
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>>25248030
no, I think I'm done answering
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>>25247747
>>25247735
Get rid of two of those selfies, either replace them with photos of you doing an activity you enjoy or social pics. Shave that shitty goatee off, I don't care if you like it or what, women don't and you can't wonder why until you get rid of it.
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>>25248058
I really do need to shave, ugh. I've been putting it off because I don't know how.
and I would love to have more pictures of me doing things, but on the rare occasion I go out and do something I don't take pictures because I'm... doing something. what are some good activities to take pictures of?
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>>25247747
Shave
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>>25247871
you're cute, post skype and feet
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>>25245196

Do many black girls use Tinder? I'm an average-looking tall white guy.
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>>25248437
Yes and it seems that's what a majority of my matches are. Not into the black girls myself but they do make for some really entertaining convos.

Advice welcome never seem to match with anything besides black chicks.
>inb4 first pic doesn't show face. Tinder keeps bumping that to the first not really sure why
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>>25248459

Just saying but your sister is hot as fuck lol. I haven't matched with any black girls this time on tinder but previously I did with a lot of them. I had one that really wanted to fuck but I could go through with it.
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>>25248509
>your sister is hot as fuck
Been hearing that my whole life from just about everyone I know
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>>25248459

Lol what are the convos about? What's the difference between your average white girl and your average black girl? I've heard black girls can pick up on socially awkward stuff you do a lot more easily, but that might just be a rumor.... If it isn't though I'll probably just give up on dating them.... n-not that I really wanted to date one b-Baka hahaha....
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>>25248712
Black girls seem to just not give a fuck and have no filter. Have you never flirted with a black girl before?
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So is there a particular time of day or week that most grils tend to be swiping?
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I just got on tinder and just started online dating in general so I think this is really bad. How should I improve it?
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>>25248805
And then bio
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>>25248797

I haven't known many black girls actually. The ones I have known are the nerdy type and we got along well with each other. I don't know if this is at all what most black girls are like though.
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>>25246136

>Expecting a human to have human personality

Damn what was I thinking.

>>25246145
That's fine, but it wasn't an insta unmatch, she chatted me up about where she works etc for two hours then unmatched after I asked about things she does during her free time. Don't lead me into a brick wall ffs.
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>>25248805
Probably put the one with the dog first, pics with a cute animal bump you up a notch
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Boys I need help!
Local cunt here. small as canadian town
Im on the hunt for pussy. ive been out of the game for years now. I float in and out of dating, sometimes i just need to get laid. ive been horny all may so im stepping out for once.
my pros: Im good looking, tall. have lots of female friends. told im adorable. I got a huge cock too it has girth i never noticed until i started fucking a lot
cons: im a quiet shut in so socializing is a drag tl;dr I just need a girl who wants to fuck
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>>25248805
pic 3 looks like you're planning a school shooting
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>>25249132
Ah ok so what kind of picture should I use instead
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>>25249125
Small towns always have a watering hole bars are best for pussy. Find favorite restaurants with hot wait staff, flirt with them on regular basis. Park or local college? Festivals? You have to get out there see decent girls and talk to them. Do not feel bad about some rejection it is not a big deal
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>decide to change my localisation to Tokyo to see if the girl are cute
>right swipe everyone for like 5 minutes
>two hours latter I have 5 match and all of them are cute
>barely get 1 match à week where I live

Life is unfair.
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>>25249723
But how does one start conversation in random places like festivals or parks without coming off as weird or creepy? That's what I never really got, but once I get past that point one way or another conversation is easy to maintain by comparison
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>>25249851
11 match now.
I'll get more in one days there than three months in France. Feel bad man.
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>>25245528
you fucking idiot youre in singapore of course youll get asian grils baka pal
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>>25246858
Those guys out of your league are interested in your hole once and never again. Tinder is a meatgrinder.
You're 23 have you not learned to vet people better than this?

>>25247871
You are a girl. Do not include pictures that deliberately conceal your face. Especially as the first pic.
Your bio says only one thing, you may want to say things that give guys something to open with and more importantly things that indicate the kind of guy you want.

>>25249851
They are not cute, you have yellow goggles.
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>>25245196

>been dating gf for 2 years
>haven't used tinder since we started dating
>forgot to delete my account
>curious if i have matches even though i wouldnt puruse them
>afraid id get caught anyways

Can you make a fake tinder acct?
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>>25251189
you make a fake fb account = done
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>>25251239

Can you access it on your pc tho, would rather not use my phone
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>>25251107
>you have yellow goggles
True, but most are objectively pretty.
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>>25246858
dating sucks for guys
it sucks so hard that there are multiple billion dollar industries built on exploiting how much dating and relationships fucking suck for guys
it sucks for every guy, even the hot ripped dudes have to put up with bullshit from attractive girls
but they really want to fuck a warm hole, jerking off is for losers
so they find a nerdy fat chick who is down to fuck right now, pump her, and dump her.

She then thinks she is capable of dating and marrying guys like this and ignores any guy less attractive than this man. She then burns out at age 27-30 and realizes that they were never interested in her other than as a warm hole. The guys who would have accepted her but were rejected have either killed themselves or met a non-bitchy, non-picky woman at this point. She becomes a feminist cat lady and writes articles for Buzzfeed about how video games and herbivore men are killing america. Then end.
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Got a notification that i had a match and a message earlier, but when i checked there wasn't anything there. Any ideas what happened?
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>>25252056
the "someone liked you" notification is bullshit and literally just exists to get you to open the app
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>>25252056
Have you killed the app and checked again? That happens to me sometimes and if I connect to Wi-Fi and open it again it usually shows up.
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I've heard ghosting is a thing (if you swipe left or right too many times in a row it thinks you're a bot and doesn't show your profile in the mix). If so, how do I avoid it? I get a lot of bots in the area and I'm afraid if I just swipe all of them left I'll get ghosted.
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>>25252095
It was someone i liked tho
>>25252105
Yeah, but there still isn't anything there. I've had something similar happen in hellotalk when I've been messaging someone and it says they've replied but nothing shows up for like a half hour
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>>25252125
i just assume fake account for those situations
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/soc/ help me to pick right photos and order of them for my profile. Atm I'm using
8>11>4>12>7>9
Usually I get a decent amount of matches, but maybe I can do better.
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>>25249851
I just ended my experiment after ~30 hours. Got a total of 43 match in that time which is like twice the amount of match I got in my city since I'm on tinder. None of them started a conversation tho, in France they at least say hi when we match.
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>>25251284
m8 no. Two 6s is not 12.
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I have two questions, I saw a girl on tinder today who is a friend of someone I have on facebook, is it worth it to try and message her or send her a friend request? Also what Kind of stuff should I mention in my profile? I just put down my interests, which are writing and drawing, fitness and games, plus stuff like shopping and going out with friends.
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>>25249934
I am attractive so I couldn't tell you, women smile and stare at me so I walk over and say howdy. When you approach just make sure they are semi interested, be confident, other than that rejection is a way of life. Inevitable when you go out on a limb 10x a day with hot girls. Also if at a bar chat up the 2nd hottest girl gets the best looking one all sorts of butthurt.
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I've been getting a decent amount of matches, but no one really stands out to me. There were two girls I was messaging, but both of them have stopped sending me stuff. I think maybe Tinder is the wrong platform for me. Is there anywhere better for meeting nerdy and artsy girls? Looking more for a relationship
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Any suggestions for a witty response to this
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>>25253850
2 is your best photo imo
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Is there an age cutoff for this? I'm curious about trying it, never used any sort of dating app before. I'm 31. Other than the lack of a social life (I had one, I just sort of let it wither and die as all my friends starting having kids and shit), I'm pretty normal. Good job, look okay, etc.
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>>25254781
you can set the age range from anywhere between 18-65
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>been on Tinder for a few weeks
>zero matches

should I just kill myself?
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>get plenty of matches
>too awkward to progress from the match to a date
>even when i do i don't get past the first date
Tinder is hell
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>>25255176
Honestly, the messaging stage is the hardest part for me. I've left this one match for 2 hours because I'm fucking retarded.
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>>25254379

That's creepy as fuck. I've seen tons of girls on tinder that I have mutual friends with. It would be super weird to track them down to add/message them.

Interests are typically something you include unless they're lame. Also maybe add something funny or what you're going to school for if you're in college.
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>>25254756
how many slices of bread have you eaten in your life? :^)
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Was on tinder 4 months, each week a different girl, picked up from mine Wednesday evening after work, spend 3 days fucking then dropped home Saturday night ready for work Sunday morning. This was my routine for 4 months until I decided enough was enough. I didn't like the slut I had become. One last match.
That was 3 years ago and now me and my last match have brought a house and are married :)
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All i ever match with is land whales and super black chicks.
Please help.
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>>25245196
>made account yesterday
>still no matches
feels bad man.
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Had a few girls tell me recently after meeting up and talking for a little (because I enjoy genuine human interaction and don't usually meet just to fuck) that if I wasn't "so interesting, we would already be fucking". It's almost verbatim each time. The sex is always great too, but obviously it's not normal. Am I putting too much effort in?
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>>25255539
swipe right on literally everyone, you're bound to get someone
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>>25255533

Damn man, so many of us white guys are only matching with black girls. I wonder if they're not swiping right on black guys.
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I like to have fun
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How's okcupid?
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In my 2-3 years on tinder meet a girl a year and its always to fuck. Dont try too hard guys
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>>25256038
crap, as one whos gotten laid from tind
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why is the simpsons "KEKOLD! KEKOLD! KEKOLD!" gif not working as a pickup line
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>>25255321

Something funny like a joke or a one liner? My job isn't really that interesting. I work as a packer and make things ready for delivery, but i'm doing some online courses to find a better job later.
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>be me
>pretty rich
>2 really nice BMW to drive around
>not ugly
>can't get anywhere on tinder

Ever since my latest booty call who I've been fucking for 6-7 months moved out of state I decided to take up tinder. After I get passed the "hey" and the reply, I'm stuck on what to say. I need pussy badly. Help me!

Also I only have two pics because selfies are for females and the more I put of the bigger of a faggot I feel like.
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>>25246153
But would you fuck a guy with a witty profile and meh looks?
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Advice or tips?
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>>25256813
Ask them out to coffee, food, or movie? Don't bother with selfies, just have decent quality pictures.
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How do you segue to asking a girl out, or do you just make a hard swerve and ask as soon as you want to do it? I used to talk for way too long and have fucked up 100% of my matches this way.
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Started yesterday, got a few matches already. Got any advice for openers?
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>>25257682

Damn dude the quality of your pics is so bad. Like they all look blurry, maybe it's the way they are when screenshotted.

To answer your question you have a few ways to go about opening. Lately I've been just using a gif and I've gotten a reply each time. The best is if you have a bio/pic relevant gif but a hello one has worked for me. Or you can just message her a comment or question based on her bio or pics. Or you can try to be funny but there's a high chance she won't get the joke or have a good sense of humor since tinder bitches are stupid as shit.
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Could there be something wrong with my app? I haven't been getting any matches in the past week+, not that were rolling in before, and it seems to be giving me a lot of swipes.
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>>25257748
My phone isn't great with taking pics with. I've been using apps to sort it out, but the as soon as a pics taken it blurs.
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I've been told by this board that I am average looking (between 5 and 7 out of 10), but I already swiped right until there were no more girls around and I got very few matches, so I cannot stop thinking that I am doing something incredibly stupid/wrong with this stuff.
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>>25258813
Sometimes if you swipe right on every person or too many it thinks you're a bot I think.
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>>25256009
change your bio… you're not good looking enough to sound retarded.
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>>25257375
This
Avoid "hey" if possible.
Find a light, funny, casual way to invite them to something easy.
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>>25257092
you need some pictures doing something that a woman can see herself in… walking a pet, throwing a frisbee, playing guitar… hikes.

There is no way for a woman to project herself onto those pictures. They're alright, makes you look aspirational, but the other 3 pics need to be lighter.
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>>25258919
Done
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>>25255769
Its weird inswear every other one lol
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>>25258949
Also got any advice for me famalam
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is my main photo ok? I'm lucky if I get 1 match per week. maybe no one is interested in average looking guys here
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>>25256843
hmmm, true point
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>>25255533
Forgot this heres the rest of le pics
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>>25258900
Is this true guys? omg I could've fuckep up
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Still get 5+ matches a day
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>>25258949
Makes sense, problem is finding pics of that lmao.
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>>25259056
I feel this way too. Maybe I get a bit more matches (1 per day) because I appear slightly smiling and I swipe right A LOT. I've been told thay I have to look more "independent" and not like a high-schooler, it is maybe the same for you.
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Got a match with a beautiful geeky 8/10 and my spagetti is falling out of my pockets, I'm paralyzed.
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>>25259130
you got this anon. within you is a player waiting to be let out. take a deep breath and unleash your game booooi. but seriously give us deets so we can help you
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>>25259090
same desu
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>>25259009
Pic 4 should be your main, and the other pics aren't very good.
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I don't take many photos so this is it. All feedback is appreciated.
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>>25259732
Move 5 up, it seems extremely stupid and trivial but the more they have to swipe through your pics to see what you look like, the more negative response you'll get. Also, your bio is short which means they'll base their entire knowledge of you on those 2 basic lines and your pictures. Tinder is a shot gun method, make yourself appear desirable to the greatest common denominator and hope you get a hit. The father figure line is good, if you're looking for a girl who needs a father figure. However, not ever girl is looking/ wants a father figure. Basic stuff like that.

Tinder is much more fun when you think of it as a social experiment. Change your bio around and see what works, what doesn't etc.
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>>25259795
The photos have been rearranged, thanks for the advice.

I'm all for experimenting on tinder, I'm trying different locations nearby to see where I'm most popular. Turns out the hipster areas work well for me.
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>>25259814
Good, that's what you should do. I moved to a bigger liberal city and I changed my bio to include stuff like "coffee enthusiast" just because I drink coffee sometimes, and other things like that. Don't look for your soul mate on tinder, that's stupid. Appeal to every girl that looks at your tinder and your success rate increases.
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What can I do about my bio? I feel like it's kinda boring. I just made the account today. Also suggestions for pics welcome
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Is this a good lead photo?
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>>2525115
need advice
not sure about bio
looking for best results here
and pics
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>>25260182
wrong post #

>>25251155
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>>25259983
good height. add it in if you are as tall as you appear. also give preferences and try to make a funny quip. other then that you are perfect.
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Never had a match.
Set my area to 50km and there was 4 people
I fucking hate living in the middle of a rural area
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>>25259288
What details do you need?
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>>25260563
bio? thats a good start lad.
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Bio: "Message me if you want your profile critiqued. Trust me. You probably need it.

If you send me lewd things, I'll kick your ass. Wholesome posts only beyond this point"

I really don't care about tinder or matching with women much. Its something somewhat fun to pass time with.


Anyways rate my profile
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>>25259983
>>25260300
Updated bio. Thoughts?
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>>25260931
i like it might wanna remove dom but it will get you somewhere
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>>25260762
It's the most autistic thing I've ever witnessed on the internet; the writing was just spectrum assburgers icing.
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How do you guys keep responding to all those messages?

After awhile I just stop replying to some girls.
Matched with 500+ this year. I delete and reinstall tinder every year.
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>>25253850
anyone?
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>>25261834
Whats your bio and pictures? Ive only had 1 match. Granted ive only had it for a day though
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>>25261834
Same boat, I just talk to the girls that message me first and who i can feel actually physically desire me so they keep tryin to get my attention for days. Fuck i'm such a slayer but so lazy.
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Just made a new tinder. My real name isn't apu and I know it is douchey. I just want to see if I can get more matches from being a douchebag than from having a few cutesy selfies and doggo pics.
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>>25257092
Bump
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>>25247735
Cut the hair, shave your face, wash it wish cetaphil, exfoliate with stridex, and start doing some pushups/pullups/situps.
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I'm paying something like $700 to get professional photos done.

Do you think it'll make somewhat of a difference (as a guy)? Or will I just be frustrated that I blew almost a thousand just to have women continue to ignore my existence on the app?
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>>25263110
Do you see anyone else posting professional photos other than actual models?

No?

You wasted $700

It's less about looks and more about confidence and masculinity
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>>25263110
no wtf, no one would care

just take some shitty bathroom selfie
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>>25263110
>paying $700 for pics
not only are they gonna look staged big time, that's a waste of money
do what i did and just tell your friends you need them to take pictures of you for tinder, they'll be bros and help out
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>>25245196
I can make up decent one liners which seem to work but after that it goes downhill because im shy and a bit of a shutin, any tips lads?
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>>25248072
nigger how do you not know how to shave? Are you like fucking 11 years old?
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Can I get away with the mirror selfie?
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>>25263688
I know that's not the A game, senpai. I think you do too.

Let the mirror barely see that you know something it doesn't, but that it's gonna love when it finds out.

Take two! Places, err'body! Rolling...and...
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>>25263727
you're handsome enough to get away with the mirror selfie, but not the clothes you're wearing in it. The wal mart tank top's shape is making your shoulders look dragged in and lankier than you are
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>>25246858
99.9% of the time, I just continually swipe right. If you're remotely attractive, I'd propabably smash.
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>>25248459
Whats your sisters kik?
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Hey /soc/ I made a profile review website for tinder that's 100% free.

LMk your suggestions

http://www.TinderEdge.com
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review me please
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>>25264758
You need more/better pics. Some of you out doing something or at least more of your straight face
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I was thinking of having a photoshoot made sometime for some better profile pictures of myself, would that be ok? Would be inside a photostudio, but a photographer knows how to take good pictures of you I guess.
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>>25253850
you're a super attractive dude what the hell
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>>25261834
pls giv advice
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>>25262718
Both pics are bad for completely different reasons. You need to post your face on Tinder.
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Does showing my cleavage make me come across as desperate? :x
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Has anyone ugly had success on tinder?
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So when are the best times to be using boosts, in the sense of time and profile appearance?
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>>25265492
only if it isn't accompanied by your face.
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>>25262718
NO face. skinny. the leg pic is so weird? would make fun of you then swipe left.

these aren't good douchey pics. you need to be hot to pull off douchey.
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>>25265718
So you're saying I should delete that photo.
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>>25253850

9/2
CUTE PICTURE WITH ANIMAL
7
6
3
4/8

You pretty much can't go wrong with this order. Starting off with a good solo shot, lead to cute animal picture, 7 for a casual look, 6 for looking way better than your friend, 3 might be a bad photo but I think it goes good to show that you're normal and friendly, 4/8 to show that you're either cultured or silly.
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I need to see some tinder cringe stories anyone got any or know where I can find some.

Only met with one girl from tinder IRL, met up with her 4 times for sex, nothing more. Weirdly one day she just blocked me on everything. I didn't care though.
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Why do I keep getting matched with girls who I can't say anything interesting or fun to? It's annoying because I'm trying to get a conversation going.
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>>25265711
>He pays to use a free service
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>>25259072
>Dog lover

Yeah literally bro you look creepy as fuck
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>>25263688
6 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 1

1 is your worst picutre honestly and i would probably just swipe left if 1 was your starting (for me anyways)

i would swipe right if i saw 6 as your main photo

would say just run with 6, 2 and 4 and you're good
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>>25265492
yeah get rid of 4, seems really desperate

run with 6 as your main photo
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I feel like i am coming of desperate?
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>>25267306
actually no, probably 3 as your first pic but 6 as your second
>>25267311
don't really see any desperation from your profile

and charge your phone
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Any suggestions here?
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>>25267331
Bio
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>>25267331
1st is trying to hard %400 only have 1 selfie yo/
4th pic should be your main.
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>>25266966
I still have my free one from when it was introduced (unless those expired... wouldn't put it past them). I've just been saving it for that Godzilla threshold, you know? That's sort of why I'm asking about it
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rate my tinder

which pic should i remove
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>>25247871
Holy shit please be in my area
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>>25251253
bluestacks
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>>25246605
Top gif name
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>>25264949
>>25265940
Thx, my dudes!
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>>25247803
>>25247807
Try to get a good main profile picture of your face, people often just slide on by with first impressions. The tip is to reel them in with a nice first picture, then if they go to read your profile, give them something to remember. A pic of your back isn't really enough.
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>>25267311
you are desperate though...
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>milf wants my cummies
>virgin
>she thinks im some virle young fuck monster cause im 25 years younger than her
>wants to meet next weekend
help. I can't handle life ending up like my japanese anime
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>>25265492
p-post more
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>>25245196
>8/10 qt matched me
>she messages me first with a simple greeting

WTF DO I DO THEY NEVER INITIATE CONVERSATION FIRST WITH ME AND NOW I CANT USE ANY CHEEKY OPENING LINE
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>>25260762
alt-right/10
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>>25264758
get some better pics u look like shit, get a friend to take them because selfies are for losers

smoking weed isnt a competition

and the emojis are a little bit disgusting
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>>25268020
you should remove yourself from that app and into my lap t b h
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>>25264503
enjoy getting your site taken down for breaking copyright.
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>>25254700

OKCupid is what you're looking for
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Is this picture okay as a main?
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Opinions on edited bio, and pic order suggestions?
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>About a month since I deleted and made a fresh profile
>maybe only 5 matches total, only 3 of them real people

I should quit but this is what I do on the toilet taking a massive shit and if I quit what else would I do? Also lonely as fuck and no real way of meeting woman in the real world
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rate my first pic
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>>25272515
10/10 would swipe right. If you're good looking and have a solid picture to follow it up it will prolly work. But it could also be a solid second pic to really seal the deal on those girls who need a little bit more convincing to swipe right.
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>>25272088
4 > 3 > 2

get rid of 1
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>>25272986
I'll try that, any opinion on bio?
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I was pulling like 2 matches a day for a month then it stopped. I restarted my account and no matchess.
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Need some help boys. Not sure how to incorporate my height (5'5, might be a dealbreaker for some girls so I want to put it in my bio) without sounding insecure.
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>>25273657
Don't put in your bio wtf
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>>25273684
Why? I'm not trying to mislead girls for dates, im not that desperate.
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>>25273313

imo, i really would just like a guy to say what he's interested in instead of something what thousands of other guys think is "witty", since lets face it, your bio is not original (not trying to shit on you, but just saying what i think) this is just for me though don't know what other girls think
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>>25273713
or you could probably just incorporate both? like put your witty line but then after put what you like (ex tv shows, movies etc)
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>>25273690
Just write "I'm 6"2' in heels."
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>>25273722
I mentioned, that I like traveling, television, film, and reading, but idk if that's too nerdy lmao thats why I left it out.
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What does the green heart mean on one of your Tinder messages?
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>>25274286
That a message was liked by the other person.
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>>25274286
It means the conversation is over because they couldn't be bothered to reply, they just 'liked' your last message.
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Fuck my shit up, fampai
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>>25273947
not nerdy, if you're looking for like an actual relationship i would put down what you like so girls can also be like "i like that show too!" or whatever
>>25274739
this
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>>25247735
Get a haircut and some muscles
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>>25247871
Use 2,3 and 4 as your pics. Get rid of that nerd shit in your bio. State what you are looking for and your interests
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>>25275294
Pics 2, 3 and 5*

Also 3 pics seems to work best on tinder
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Swiping everyone right vs doing it properly?
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Do you guys have a question cycle for matches?
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>>25253850

You need 1 or 2 Pictures of you in a social setting, plus one of them pref playing sports or at the beach (bonus if you're shirtless). I look at dudes like you and get mad, you obviously have everything going for you, stop being lazy ffs and put some effort into it.
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Is this a good bio?

>You know that be show Dan Vs? I'm like the main character except I'll keep all my indignant rage suppressed. And it m not really a jerk (although I'd totally wear that shirt); I'm just a short curmudgeon that can critique almost anything in depth if given the chance

>Guess that's why I'm way into nature, art and technology. Both simple and complex; they provide endless fascination instead of frustration.

>And I could probably charm the pants off of a Pomerainean, a Tabby, a Leopard or a Coyote from fifty feet away.

>I'm mean I'm a nice enough guy once I get to know me.
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>>25270060
It's a bot
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Whats the best way to set up a profile for just sex?
I don't want dating, i don't want a girlfriend. I want sex pretty bad.
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A piece of advice there would be opportune.
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>>25255533
"Dog lover" leaves room for misinterpretation.

The mountain joke is top notch.
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>>25279120
Apparently smiling makes you appear friendlier and statistically means more matches. Maybe swap 1 and 3 so the first impression is "hey! it's a friendly adventurous guy!" and then they see semi-serious, sophisticated guy.
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Any thoughts on how I can improve this?

Bio (or lack thereof) is garbage, I know.

I thought the pics were half decent, but the abysmal number of matches suggests otherwise.
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>>25265492
You look like an absolute cum dumpster, yeah.
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>>25268020
Would swipe right and talk to you about my dreams
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>>25274917
bio is solid

too many selfies. rustle up some pics of you doing stuff. any kind of stuff
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>>25271249
selfie. poorly framed. bible in background? unless that's your schtick, ditch it. Opt for something outdoors if possible. Get somebody else to take a picture of you.

You're a decent looking dude, don't ruin it with a half assed selfie.
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I do pretty good. 50-100 matches in a week if i actually take time to swipe. any obv improvements?
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Just for fun to see if there's anything to improve
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Too "on the nose"?
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>>25276502
no, too long and seems a tad cringy to me
>>25279568
1st pic makes you look high, i like your 2nd pic more, would be better if it was in color though
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How do I look?
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>>25280058

Like your neck is shooped like that /fa/ image of the Australian giraffe.
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>>25245196
Alright guys, I don't come here often, and for good reason. Don't let me down this time, I need some good openers, pick up lines, and one liners.
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>>25268020
The ones without you and me.
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>>25279398
That was the look I was going for. Thanks. ;)
>>25267318
Got rid of my chest picture. Went three and six as second. Here's to more phone sex and sucking dick. Yaaaas!
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>>25259056
You look like a child
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>>25260762
Cringe
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>>25267331
Yes fix your face your ugly af
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>>25268020
The first one is cringy af
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>>25273586
Shave your ficking beard
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I've noticed some girls on tinder just putting their snapchat/kik/insta and saying to just message them there. I added one girl on snapchat and started with the usual pickup line, she responded actually. Is it worth pursuing on snapchat?
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>>25281915
the time I tried that ended up getting no response after a bit

Ignore the Instagram ones though, think they're just looking for followers
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>>25263552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
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>>25282149
She hasn't read my most recent text but we had a really flirty back and forth going last night before she stopped answering for the night.
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Tips?
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>>25282658
Casually ask her to go for a drink on Friday. Don't tryhard with being too witty.
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>>25282672
That may be a problem. I'm going out of state for the weekend and won't be back till that tuesday.

I'm going to be finding people on tinder down there too.
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>>25280058
You look alpha. Beard is good on you

Is my profile good? Don't really know what I'm doing, I downloaded it last night and I woke up with 10 matches, two unmatched me, 3 asked me out, and the rest I'm just talking to.

Strangely tho one of the girls that asked me out stopped responding when I asked for her number so we can plan
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>>25282799
"just talking to"
dafuck
what are you doing
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>>25282832
Idk dude just random small talk. They keep respond for some reason
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>>25282836
are they cute
move over to snapchat senpai
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>>25282842
i fucking forgot about that gay ass filter
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>>25282842
Good idea but taking pictures is so much effort. Plus they see when you open snaps so I don't have as much time to doctor my responses kek
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>>25282865
I know that feel senpai
the pressure of that fucking face in the corner sometimes man, not enough time to remove tism
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Not sure what do
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>>25282931
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>>25282931
Your main pic isn't overly flattering
Try a smile
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>>25282941
Shit I just realized I'm not smiling in any of those, thanks
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Going down to California for the weekend. Let me know if any of you have advice for me.
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>>25282931
Stop trying to make yourself as ugly as possible, maybe.
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>>25284304
I like the hat picture more than your first one imo
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>>25284304
v. nice, these photos radiate some warm Wes-Andersonian comfy vibe. Consider dropping the Sam Hyde reference if moving to Cal, tho. You might get killed or sth, and for folks who knows MDE it might seem a little self-hatredish.
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>>25284304
Qt
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>>25254325
I've found the girls are easiest in Poland, Warsaw. I matched with maybe 70% of the girls.
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>>25285680
Show yr profile
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>>25285840
All your friends are ugly and all your pics where you're alone make you look ugly. Your description is kinda stupid
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>>25286054
desu couldn't think of a better one, and I'm terrible with selfies.

I just don't understand how angels work
>>
my opener ends with 'id like to do you x'

>how would you do me

what say
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>>25284304
great profile! you seem like you'd be fun and nice.
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>>25280058
despite past advice you continue to add pics that accentuate your circus-performer neck. Pics 2 and 4 absolutely must go. Can't see your full bio but make sure not to complain about tinder in your tinder bio.
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Help me out ... do my pictures suck or what? Not getting a ton of activity
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>>25286537
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I dont get any matches is the tinder app fucked here in germany
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>>25268020
5
No one is going to play where's waldo. It's fucking pointless.
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>>25245528
NTU is full of hot girls.
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>>25286544
nah you probably just uggo desu
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How to get casual sex:

>Match with qt
>She looks dtf
>Message her "how does this app work? We're supposed to cuddle or something, right..?"
>She usually responds with "something like that ;D"
>You say ";D #?"

You got it from there.

How to get an actual date
>Match with girl
>She doesn't look like the dtf type but wants something real
>DO NOT message her.

For real. The gf material girls will always message you. Also it gets you into a good position of being chased from the start which makes thinks so much easier.
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>>25286544
People will say you're uggo to boost their ego cause they got 2 matches in six months but don't worry m8. If you're average you'll get matches. Just be patient, the algorithm can sometimes put you last in line to users who aren't brand new.

Try updating your profile, minimize bio, make sure your 1st pic is your best. If you really want matches go to a major city with optimum profile and use a boost at 9-930 pm on a thursday.
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Guys i need help i want to create a tinder but i dont know if i should link it to my Facebook or my phone number
Help me please
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>>25286537
Yes they do I can't see your face properly
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>>25286544
Post your profile
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Could somebody help me with my profile?
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Any recommendation on someone not responding after talking for like an hour? I asked a question and never got a response and it's been like 6 hours.
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>>25265492
charge your phone
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>>25287545
No grils want to see your gross neck hair dude.
Picture 2 is okay but throw out the rest and take some more of you actually doing something outdoors.

>loves pizza
Actually just give up if this is the most interesting thing you can say about yourself
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>>25286868
Yea i actually used the boost and saw plenty of women coming out of the boost symbol
If thats the signs that shows you that you get likey or just fake
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>>25286868
Are you trying to call me out, Just reply to me instead pussy
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>>25287498
Hmmm I see
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>>25287503
>>25286868
alright senpai hit me with the critique
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>>25288263
all your pictures suck, they make you look legit autistic. Get some decent lighting, smile and look like you're enjoying yourself
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>>25287545
Literal neckbeard
First pic sucks like shit
Other pics are more ok but still suck
Dress up properly, go outside on a nice morning and selfie your face and chest with the sun shining on you
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>>25288263
Only not awful pic is 2 and even that one is pretty bad. Seriously that pic for 1? Boy you suck. Also you're not that good looking
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>>25245217
you look fed up in your profile picture. Also get someone else to take it. Not a bad profile tho, if you're not getting matches it might be your words.

>>25247735
profile pic shouldn't be a backgroundless selfie. Improve this to a picture like the one of you in rome, but smiling like in the one with you and your friends and you'll get matches.

>>25247803
you look like a smug arsehole in all of your pics. get someone to take a candid picture of you and you'll do fine.
>>25247807
oh wow, horrible profile
you sound fucking boring
no-one likes muse
you don't want to match with someone who finds the last paragraph funny.

"i don't know what i'm doing most of the time"
no-one wants to date that

>current work: mecca bingo
only good joke in the profile

>>25247871
you obviously get plenty of matches and you're just looking for some attention here but replace the first picture with a face/face + chest shot and you're golden.

>>25288263
fucking horrible profile.
why are you alone in every shot
why are you in a toilet in your profile pic and why do you look so awkward.
more info available just ask

>>25287545
this one's easy. stop taking the photos yourself. your profile reeks of someone who created a tinder account in 5 minutes due to desperate loneliness and you couldn't find pictures of you having fun

>>25286537
no idea why you're not getting matches, your profile pic is on point. let me see the words.

>>25285840
you look like you're going to talk about computer programming the whole date. no-one cares about your nerd friends. it looks like you're trying to go for some kind of justin bieber pose in the profile, it's horrible and it also looks like you're the guy with the curly hair, but no-one's gonna take the time to check
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I get a fair amount of matches, 60 to 40 white and black with a few Hispanics
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>>25288700
And the about me.
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Fuck it go on then, constructively roast me.
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>>25288700
>profile pic: alone in a room with no background
needs work

>>25288705
cant tell if profile is serious or just an unfunny joke. lose it either way. the picture of you in a suit should be your profile pic and lose the topless selfie. makes you look desperate. if you have to have topless pictures, have them at a pool/beach and have someone else take them

>>25288709
first pic: one of the worst tinder profile pics i've ever seen. makes you look like a depressed lonely gamer. lose it. second pic: topless again. equally shit. lose it. third pic, who's this guy? why have you got a picture with no real background of just you and someone else? group pictures should be of fun activities, not you getting coffee with some other nerd. lose it. picture of you as a pirate should be replaced with picture of you in a suit. lose the picture of you in the bath, that's horrible. skiing picture is fine but you can't see your face so it can't be your profile.

wear some fucking clothes! in ANY of your pictures wear some normal clothes.

lose the profile. so painfully non-threatening it's just a mood killer
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>>25288750
I let the app automatically change the profile pic and that's the one that it went with. I don't really take it too seriously so i just put something random in the about me and I'll have someine take more pictures later, any suggestions for those? Also should I get rid of both topless or just one.
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I couldn't tell desu
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>>25288782
Oh whale.
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>>25288776
> I don't really take it too seriously so i just put something random in the about me
put something even less serious in the about me then, because if it's not a joke it comes off pretty intense

>Also should I get rid of both topless or just one.
jesus i just realised there's two of them. I'd get rid of both and replace them with candid topless photos with friends at a beach/pool. that way you show the girls your body but you're not like "LOOK HERE IS MY BODY, DO YOU LIKE IT? SAY YOU LIKE IT"
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>>25288784
This one made me lol. Fucking fags
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Sparse success.
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>>25288709
>>25288750

Thank you senpai
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>>25288785
Any suggestions on what I should put in the about me? I was pretty sure the typo would show that its a joke.
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>>25288796
get better pictures. see my advice above, it's the same thing. as a rule of thumb you're looking to sell ADVENTURE.

the secret is that everyone who uses tinder is pretty lonely. lonely people are drawn to people who look like they're out having fun adventures all the time. if you look like you're out having fun adventures all the time, you'll get matches.

your face is good enough to rack up hundreds of matches in the next couple of weeks if your profile is good. if your life is really that boring, take up yoga or climbing or some shit.

lose the bit about being a comp sci major. no-one wants to date college boys. their lives are too dull and it's likely you're broke if you're in college too. just lose that bit, "6'2 trailer trash" works fine.

>>25288816
something really, really short, like you don't really give a shit. offset this attitude with a smile in a group photo.
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>>25288750

Any better or have I just made it worse?
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>>25288851
oh man almost as bad.
>can't see your face in the profile pic
>guitar (big red flag for women, guitars are almost always only sexy if you're on stage and other people like the music)
>second picture is of your rapist crawlspace and you're still not in proper clothes, you're in football shit
>third picture looks like an ex. warning!
>fourth picture you look p. gay, and like you tried to go to a party but didn't make it and now you're just dressed up alone

read what i wrote above about ADVENTURE. I'm in the same boat as you. I'm not conventionally attractive so i have to make it look like my life is insanely cool to get matches.
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>>25288875

I would like to think the 'ex warning' and 'gay' would cancel each other out
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>>25288883
don't think people will be looking at your profile for long enough to make that connection. maybe you're just inexplicably camp and still hung up on your ex who hated how camp you are. there's all kinds of weird message this set of images is sending.
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>>25288659
>>25286537
Pretty bland I guess >>25286541
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>>25288831
Alright, and any tips for pictures beyond putting on a shirt and having someone else take them?
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>>25288913
i'm sure you can tell a good photo when you see one. don't think of it like "is this a good photo OF ME", think of it like "is this a good photo of a man". Is it framed well, can I see your face, are you doing any stupid goofy shit or is it reasonably candid? does it look like you're out of the house somewhere fun or in a badly lit bedroom?

look here:
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/best-mens-style-fashion-accounts-to-follow-on-instagram
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Question

Is it ever a good idea to put a shirtless selfie on there?
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>>25290080
my profile for reference
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>>25247735
Yeah not to be rude, but I would really consider dressing better, shaving and getting a haircut. You are kind of goofy looking rn. Get rid of all those selfies. Also your bio is like default male nerdy. There is literally nothing in there that is cool/conversation worthy.
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>>25247807
profile comes off as dickish. Sarcasm over the internet rarely plays, so avoid it.
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>>25247871
Keep the bio simple. I dont understand it at all. You definitely come off as attractive in the photos, but take out the anime and cartoon drawing. I get why people put pics like that in but it doesnt help your cause. Tinder is for, do I find this person attractive and really nothing else. Getting to know them comes later.
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>>25248805
>>25248809

Keep the dog photo, but seriously get photos in there where you are with other people. If someone has too many pics alone they look like they are a pedo or something. Bio is ok. I'd take out the first paragraph and get rid of the artsy but not creepy thing. Just my opinion tho, goodluck bro
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Get very few matches I didn't think I was that ugly maybe it's my Prof?
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Just signed up and set up my account. Any feedback?
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>>25291613
...and bio. Is this too much? Most people seem to have really short bios.

I live in London and want to attract down to earth and somewhat intelligent (but not pretentious) girls
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>>25246916
Were you on tinder in 2011? Exactly
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>>25255677
POST PIC
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>>25255104
No, you should go and slap Tinders' CEO in the face for making a shitty algorithm.
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>>25290099
this one's fine, it's cute. as long as it's not a mirror selfie and doesn't look like you asked your friend to take a sexy beach pic of you
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help me pick up some grils
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I've been swiping for a week and I have zero (0) matches, either I'm butt ugly or tinder's broken for me
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I've had no matches at all and I've had tinder for a couple of months. Should I give up?
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>>25292301
like 0? i find that hard to believe if you had it for a couple of months
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>>25292324
I got a couple of bots and two people that i superliked that haven't responded on a month
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>>25292325
*for a month
Stupid phone
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>>25292331
post your profile and we can probably help
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>>25292356
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>>25292382
i would probably put my interests and hobbies, it's nice to match with a guy and actually being able to go like "oh you like to do x too?" then go from there

also smile, and your main picture is in a dim room, get more light

get rid of the :^)
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>>25292027

Please get rid of your first line. I hate seeing that so much in a bio. It's not that clever if it's so common. On the plus side the rest of your bio is good and you're cute. I'd make pic 1 a pic of just you, so it'll have to be pic 4. Girls can have more selfies unlike guys (since they get tons of matches no matter what) so you might wanna add one more solo pic and get rid of a group one, specifically 3 since it kinda sucks.
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what do i do if i have no remotely social pictures?

i workout and my body looks a-ok, can i pass if i post a pic of it?
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any of these remotely usable? thinking 6th and 7th pic
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I started a tinder account just a laugh, I have three profile pics one just causally chilling, one in my work cloths because I wear a suit and one of me riding my motor cycle taken by a friend. I have no bio or anything just pics, I started of just swiping right on any girl under 30, but then my matches was becoming too many so now I set my search distance to 1 mile so any girls who come up over a mile away I know have swiped me, I am currently building a connection with a 40 year old police woman from a town near me, treating her to a coffee on Tuesday to try my charm she not pretty proberly a 4/10 but I'm gonna nail it just so I can say I've fucked the police.
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>>25245196

My shit profile. How could I improve my photos or About Me section?
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>>25251867
JEB IS A MESSbut right this time
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>>25260762
ALWAYS
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Okay, so I'm considering get this. What's the likelihood of finding with someone I know to, cause I'm not looking for that.
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>>25245196
Have a bit more info Lower, but it's not important so not including on the screenshot
Had my friend write most of the description for me
Also usually using the third pic, but giving a try to the one with make up
Tips? I get like a match a day or so usually
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>>25293352
if they are there, they wont do anything or tell anyone too much, well maximum "ive seen anon on tinder, lol" and if they are there, they see nothing bad with it
ive seen a few people i went to school with and a few people from college, its fine dude
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>>25292544
eh, no
find something better
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>used to get ~5 or so matches per day circa 2015/early 2016
>don't use for ages
>return while in a place with bad internet and a terribly dated phone
>app constantly crashing etc, end up having to delete/recreate profile often to finally get it to function
>finally functions
>very similar profile to that I used in early 2016/late 2015
>now, zero matches whatsoever after like 3 weeks of leaving it on and swiping a ~20 every couple of days
Is it possible I somehow borked my profile? Anyone had similar happen?

I'm sure my photos are at least semi passable given my previous experience using them. Feels like I'm not even being placed in the queue. Is there some way to do a hard-reset that anyone knows of? Tempted to believe that my constant crashing / delete / recreate while I was out of town fucked it. Either that, or they've made it effectively pay to use, but I doubt that.
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>>25292544
Generally you want to completely avoid mirror / bathroom selfies. If you absolutely had to use one, I'd say 7, but it's really not ideal. Best not to use as an initial photo. You're best blatantly asking someone to take one of you. Find somewhere with nice lightning, look into the distance or something, (don't stare at the camera too hard). Either that or set a camera timer.

Try make sure you've the highest quality photos you can get too. If you've an older phone, it can be pretty bad sometimes when the photos scale up.
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>>25292382
>>25292301
Pretty sure the issue is your photos.

Potato quality camera, smiley (use an emote instead), selfie in badly lit room, only one alternate photo of unknown quality (bad omens if it's going by your first), mediocre "about" section (list an interest or two, it makes conversations easier to start from both sides).

You're not a goblin or anything, you just have absolutely horrific photos. If you had good ones, I'm sure you'd likely have far more success.
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>>25291613
>>25291617
Stupid bio
Also shitty pics
Also shave you look fucking hideous
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>>25292286
It's a mix of you not being that good looking and your main pic being horrible like seriously its shit
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>>25292382
Shit pic shit bio
You're not ugly though
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>>25292544
No all of these are shit
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>>25292766
Your main pic is too far away, I can't see you. It's a good pic tho, keep it, just take another one like it with a better zoom
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>>25292027
no guy gives a fuck what youre going to be in the future as long as you're not a degenerate whore. seriously makes me lol when women post what school they go to/what they study
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>>25292027
Your face looks different in all your pics
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>>25293352
lol i superliked someone i know and it was pretty fucking funny when he superliked me back

if you're not weirded out by it then it won't be weird
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>>25292402
Alright thanks for the feedback. I haven't gotten a chance to go take a new pic yet because I've been busy but I changed the about section. Anything I should change?

>>25294022
>>25293893
The alt pic is just a silly picture with me in an Optimus Prime helmet. I've been meaning to get a better phone with a better camera at some point so I can take a decent picture. As it is now, I have to work with a shitty phone camera. Thanks for the feedback.
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Help
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>>25295083
fix your bio guy, and that dimly lit picture of you showing your armpit shouldn't be your main picture, or even be there actually, replace it with 3 or 5
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>>25295286
>>25295286
Not even this armpit photo? Cropped?
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>>25295083
>>25295339


lol stop trolling the newfags
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"going to Whole Foods,want me to pick you up anything?"
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>>25245645
probably deleted the whole app
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I'm a dumb nerd who's never been laid before & turning 22 next month, I got plenty of matches but how the fuck do I talk to them?
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>>25288659
>>25285840
So you think I should completely redo the pics, I got some new one with some frat buddies
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Any tips/feedback is appreciated
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>>25284312
Got any tips on how to do that
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>>25296069
rate my profiles i guess?
i am having shit luck desu
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>>25296884
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Hey team thoughts? How/where do I improve? My main problem is I have shit all photos to choose from.
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>>25295768
You're not that bad looking. You could use a better pic and maybe some workiut but I see why they would match you. Just converse with them m8
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>>25295964
You look kinda gay. Were you going for that?
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>>25296888
Well get better pictures anyway
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>>25297181
Get newer pics. Yours look like shit
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>>25297209
Ok, what kinda things am I going for in new pics?
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>>25297211
Face and chest, good lighting, maybe natural light (aka sunshine, go for early morning or sunset), also don't look like such a faggot
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Do you guys get matches instantly? I've been on here for about a week & have swiped hundreds of girls but have zero matches.
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>>25297196
Thanks anon, I've been working out for a couple of months now, still a bit chubby (92 kg) but getting there. Got kissed a few times in high school but that was 5 years ago and it was the girls who approached me so I still have to learn the game.
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>>25297603
Post your profile m8
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>>25297603
potential reasons

1) you look like shit and have a shit profile
2) tinder has catagorised you as a bot due to constant right swipes
3) something is up / broken to do with your profile

t, similar situation, despite having used the exact same profile early 2016 to good effect (>>25293846)

Given my past success with the exact same photos, I'm going to give contacting support a shot.
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>>25247735
Surprised no one said it, also wear a different hoodie. Change up your style a bit. Don't be the "I wear a hoodie everyday, and have aggressive body odor. " guy.
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>>25248459
You look like a tool that'd rock a chin strap, probably what the black girls are going after. .but seriously. Try one out. Don't settle. Fuck on first date. Tell me she won't blow you away wit the head. You could have 10inches of girth and they still don't scrape teeth. It's heavenly
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>>25254756
She is trying to get you to talk to her. She's interested!

It doesn't even have to be witty. Let it be just a haha haha. We will stop matching when I stop finding such great deals at forever 21. You broke the ice, so hello.
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Keen on feedback/improvment
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>>25298199
The rest of my profile
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>>25298199
>>25298202
Remove pics 2 and 5 and get better pics
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Might aswell ask for opinions here
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>>25279120
w2c glasses
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>>25297776
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>>25298517
I like your main pic but i can't see your face properly. Don't you have another one just like it but actually showing both sides of your face?
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>>25298621
Eh. Nothing too special about you but nothing to repulsive either to not match you.
Try getting one amazing pic and setting it as your main pic. Head and chest, good sunlight, kinda like the main in >>25298517 but show your whole face
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Finally matched with a cute girl that's close by.

What do I say /soc/?
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>>25295835
pls
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>>25298995
'hey you. What are you doing on tinder?'
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