Assumption Thread: "Just Woke Up" Saturday Morning

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>>25243328
sysop, probably is into older computers and has at least one Voodoo in his house

>>25243344
rly pretty, has a pet, was a huge weeb in middle school

>>25243347
has a knife collection, used to be a fan of eminem

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>>25243328
trustworthy friend, occasionally goes to a bar, but doesn't like clubs
>>25243344
melts when sees dogs, but doesn't own one herself, emotional, a little introverted
>>25243347
unsure about his future, enjoys bicycle rides
>>25243369
nature lover, wants to own a lizard and has a little hoarse voice

>>25243369
no!
likes to reads books? i dont know

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>>25243344
Dyes your hair daily
>>25243384
Loves game of thrones

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>>25243328 (OP) #
Plays an instrument, but not a mainstream one. You play the accordion or bag pipe maybe.
>>25243344 #
Your biggest obstacle in life is yourself. Emotional, insecure maybe. Has potential.

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>>25243328
enginering student with cracking voice
>>25243344
listens to paramore and reads books often
>>25243347
has crippling depresion and social anxiety
>>25243369
smokes weed only when friends offer it

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>>25243414
Extremely emotional and is very bad at hiding it. Holds some kinda shitty political views. Redditor.
>>25243391
Organized, not too smart, but well meaning. People give you shit for no reason.
>>25243384
Quiet but will talk your ear off for hours if you talk about something he's interested in. Warm and friendly.
>>25243369
Overachiever in high school but learned to party after graduating.
>>25243347
Stressed out. Surprisingly good cook. Romantic.
>>25243344
Insecure about looks, is into some kind of odd hobby, like painting model airplanes
or something.

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>>25243328
Probably has selfies confidence issues, but is actually probably really chill
>>25243344
Has a truly deep emotional side that a few trusted people have really seen
>>25243347
Is probably into some crazy shit and likes it that way
>>25243369
I'd probably far more intelligent than she lets on
>>25243384
Maybe didn't find who he really was until after high school
>>25243391
Will most likely do something great with his life because he probably has a decent level of intelligence
>>25243414
Probably joined up as a way to escape the doldrums of Smalltown, USA
>>25243421
Might be chill but gives off hard to read vibes to most people he comes across
>>25243428
Would most likely go to college and get a degree in liberal arts

>>25243580
jesus fucking christ
this too >>25243428

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>>25243328
Likes Call of Duty and considers himself an anarcho-socialist.
>>25243344
Pretty good human being if a bit vain.
>>25243347
Livestreams games like Battlefield and Overwatch.
>>25243369
All your boyfriends (or girlfriends) have been Asian or Jewish.
>>25243384
German; you play a lot of Counter Strike: GO.
>>25243391
Your favorite animes are Akira and Nichijou.
>>25243414
Drone operator; you derive a lot of gratification from blowing shit up.
>>25243421
Performs quasi-Buddhist rituals while wrapped in seaweed that you bought from a Korean market.
>>25243428
You're a DJ at your college's student radio station.
>>25243580
Doesn't enjoy hunting or outdoorsy stuff as much as people think.

>>25243772
Dude I fucking love Akira

>>25243344
(Eyy you're actually pretty spot on with that)
Majored in Theatre in college, upper-middle class
>>25243369
(I've taken some IT classes before but not enough to be a sysop)
Probably lives in the southern or midwestern US
>>25243384
(Thanks m8)
Bi-sexual European, pretty friendly and has an overall good personality
>>25243414
(I wish I played an instrument but something more common like the drums)
Strong, both physically and mentally, and you're very honorable and trustworthy, desu if I ever had a daughter I would want her to marry someone like you
>>25243421
(Not an engineer but a lot of people say that for some reason)
Critically honest, in a good way not a cynical douche bag kind of way
>>25243580
(Also very accurate, m8)
Has a high paying, hard labor job and lives close to your family
>>25243772
(>anarcho-socialist, luckily I'm not that stupid)
Played either basketball or football in high school and maybe even in college

>>25243984
>Played either basketball or football in high school and maybe even in college
Kek I'm a lanklet at 6'1" and 155 pounds. I did do track and I enjoy bicycling and martial arts though.

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>>25243772
looks younger than he is
>>25243580
never says no to a good beer
>>25243428
looks like you work in a film archive
>>25243421
diva
>>25243414
too obvious

>>25243369
A dude

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>>25243414
>GOD I hate PT and classes!
>>25243391
Hangs out and talks shit with the girls

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>>25245876
Goes to starbucks often
>>25243772
Tags friends in memes on insta
>>25243580
Mario
>>25243428
Part of those antifa fags
>>25243421
Gay
>>25243414
Plays airsoft a bunch :^)

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I want to be prettier

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I hate my nose and eyes

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Ayy, it me.

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>>25246734
Do i look better as a dark or light blond?

>>25243328
Watches PushingUpRoses.
>>25243347
Holds the world record for the Goosebumps: Attack of the Mutant speedrun
.>>25243369
Is really good at talking to people of all ages.
>>25243384
Into horology. Owns a $20,000 watch.
>>25243391
Normie outside, total weeb indoors.
>>25243414
Probably fucked someone's high school sweetheart.
>>25243421
Is clever with words and tripping people up in a conversation.
>>25243428
Knows a lot about biology. Vine lover.
>>25243580
Loves Mexican food.
>>25243772
Is trapped in the friendzone.
>>25245876
Great weight loss coach.
>>25246004
The type of person to offer you a bear claw and soda.
>>25246283
The guy who is nice on the inside but has an angry demeanor.
>>25246295
Listens to Andy Milonakis and Chief Keef.
>>25246719
Shoots down boys all the time. And you look better with light blond hair.

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>>25246808
Really? I miss my light blonde hair so much.

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>>25246812
It really does suit you.

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I'm still very ugly. Here is my ugly profile. I need a d jaw and nose surgery. Possible chin surgery too

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>>25246919
You're only as ugly as you feel, anon. If you don't see the good in yourself, nobody will.

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>>25246959
It's not like a have a parade of men pursing me. Others perceive me as unattractive. I wish I could be happy with myself. I doubt I could ever be desu.

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>>25246965
Well that sucks. There's more to life than being attractive anyway, anon... not that you aren't, because you definitely are.

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>>25246283

Tailopez/10

>>25246965

Your looks doesn't match up with how you describe yourself. You're above average. Legit half the population or more are worse off than you are. You look good enough for "imperfect" traits to create an overall pleasant appearance

>>25246818

Friendo looking fellow

>>25246965
maybe what keep them away is your attitude no not being attractive.

>>25247050

for imperfect traits to contribute.
>>25247020

nice eye color mayn.

>>25243369

nerdy grill, loves reading. awkward but cute

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>>25243328
gets dandruff a lot
>>25243369
what a cutie
has a soft voice
>>25243384
really likes the elder scrolls series
>>25243391
you get really insecure sometimes
>>25243414
says 'bro' way too much
>>25243421
uncomfortable in your own skin
>>25243428
autistic
>>25243580
pretty nice guy
>>25243772
kinda nasal voice
>>25245876
makes people uncomfortable, is aware of it
>>25246295
watches esports
>>25247050
sad lad

>>25247144
Why the fuck is my picture on its side?

>>25247050
Which traits are imperfect

>>25247152

She complained about her eyes and jaw in a earlier post

>>25247161
Her eyes are pretty.

>>25247209

zzzzz

>>25247209
my eyes are ugly.

>>25246965
Are you from lookism.net? If not, there are some helpful guides on how looksmax, even though most of it would ideally be from surgery.

>>25247352
What surgery do you recommend

>>25247314
look like you gossip at your retail job

>>25247125
I sure do watch esports lol