Does any female have any experience with hiring a male escort?

>>25198168
Where you at? I'll provide you what you need for free. ;)

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>>25198298

>>25198168
Bumping for an informative response

There are so many thirsty guys. Just pick one for free.

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>>25198796
I'm too scared of that. Hiring a professional seems safer. And I don't want just emotionless sex, I want romance.

>>25198803
>I want romance

And you're gonna find that in a fucking whore? Lmfao

They're expensive for a reason.

There's not enough demand.

>>25198825
A lot of men that use female escorts like "the gf experience" what you're paying for is a fantasy.

>>25198846
That dosen't make any sense economically. If anything they should be cheap.

>>25198168
Describe yourself.
I bet there's someone who would want to be a male escort BF experience for you.
No matter what age you are, how fat you are, etc.

I totally understand OP. sometimes it's easier if it's a paid service. it's professional and no strings attached. unfortunately I don't have much experience in such services so I can't help you there.

>>25198871
Ok you need to take an econ class.

>>25199134
Can you attempt you explain the gist of it cause I honestly don't understand.

>>25198168

I've done some work as a male escort. Do you happen to be in SoCal?

>>25198958
Alright I'm 25, fat of course size 14, but I don't dress sloppy I try to dress feminine as much as I can. I'm an avid anime fan, I enjoy jrpgs and rts gaming. I listen to rock, electronic and classical music. I like learning about history and mythology. I enjoy cooking all sorts of cuisine and I've been told I'm quite good at it. I used to ride horses as a teen and love caring for animals, currently have 3 cats and a dog.

Hmm.. I suppose this is my formal request if anyone out there wants to provide this service for me. As long as the price isn't unreasonable.

>>25199259
I'm no where near that, sorry ;_;

>>25199261
If you're in Texas I could help

>>25199134
Nah, dude. You've got it backwards. Lack of demand drives prices down.

>>25199225
You're right. Don't worry about his backwards ass logic.

>>25199261
size 14 isnt fat desu

>>25199261

I don't understand why you feel like the experience would be better if you paid for it.
Why don't you just find a nice boyfriend? You seem like a well adjusted lady apart from the fact that you seem to want to use a male prostitute to get off.

>>25199361
I don't want the responsibility of a boyfriend. I'm just looking for the fantasy.

>>25199412

A real classy nancy... good luck.

You're fucking retarded and anyone who says otherwise is too.

>>25199261
What are you looking for in your boyfriend for hire?

>>25198846

lol no female hogs and landwhales from the states and UK hire boys from Africa for sex, massage and company all the time literally for peanuts

>>25198168

this is what anime does to your mind folks

>>25199261
itt: thicc weeb grill doesn't realize those are extremely desirable traits and pays for sex.

I would if you lived near NC and I wasn't married to a thicc weeb grill :V

>>25199261
If that's something you're looking for here you gotta put your location somewhere.

>>25199261
>>25199412
Are you in Europe? If so it should be easy.

>>25199261
If you're in NJ I could help out.

>>25199558
Unfortunately no, I'm in Alabama.

>>25199536
Hmm.. no I just can't handle the responsibility of a bf right now. But I'd still like some romance from time to time.

>>25200189

Could you elaborate on that? or maybe post a picture of yourself?
Something blow some life into this thread of yours.

>>25200189
"the responsability" of a bf, seriously ? Who do you think you are ? The mother of your (non existant,yet) bf ?

All those thirsty guys!

There's a reason she wants to pay a PROFESSIONAL to do it, because most guys are clingy and she doesn't want the attachment.

A professional is not concerned about his pleasure, but to give the best service.

A professional is trained to give a good time, meanwhile you nerds stutter at the sight of a woman.

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Uhhh... I'm another female looking for something similar, but without sex. Just the romance part. Even just putting your arm around me and snuggling up to watch a film or something.

Wow I sound pathetic

[spoiler]i-i'm not even fat or deformed[/spoiler]

>>25200483
Sounds very comfy, actually. Are you in Europe?

>>25200428
That's not it, at all. I'd make a terrible gf, I'm irresponsible, messy, forgetful, non punctual, get distracted easily, overreact easily, moody, jealous and mostly am a loner. I don't want to put anyone through that, but being a woman still crave romance and intimacy.

>>25200504
This is.... really sad.

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>>25200487
England but I'll be moving to Europe relatively soon.


Do you think if I posted on craigslist I'd end up as a selection of body parts in a skip somewhere?

>>25200510
I have no idea, Craigslist isn't a thing where I live. If you have Skype or something I'd like to add you.

So this is actually something neet girls fantasize about? They want to pay for intimacy or attention, but don't feel like they are good enough to be someone's girlfriend?
If only I could rescue a poor sheep like this. I'd be a happy man.

>>25198168
Hi Anon, I live close to Alabama. I'd be happy to provide you with these services. Leave a kik or something? I could also leave mine if desired

>>25199261
Hmm make it easier for us, instead of size 14, say height and weight, cause I have no idea what size 14 is other than sounds big.

You got long hair? That's always a big plus :-)

>>25201464
Umm... aren't I the customer? So does it matter ;) jk
And yeah, I have long hair.

>>25200956
I can do email or whatever else too
(Plsrespond I've been out of work for 5 days)

>>25202095
5 days? Is that a long time for your profession? Alright but first how much do you charge?

>>25202110
Seeing as how this is 4chan, It'd probably be under 100 USD. But I'd like to have this discussion with you privately

>>25202110
Post your tits and a time stamp pls

>>25202232
If you're ok with $50 overnight, my kik is autisticspice

Sigh*
Questions to all these fem anons. Would you ever date a short introverted guy? I've been told i was attractive multiple times and girls kiss me at parties sometimes yet i crave intimacy and a close relationship so bad.

>>25203941
Yes, of course, as long as short doesn't mean an actual midget who I would have to crane my neck looking down at.

>>25203941
Yes. Short, cute guys are the best.
But this is a thread for male hookers

I run a small service if any females are interested. Based in the UK.