New tinder thread B/c I don't feel like rating all the

>>25190938
This is bothering me.
What's up with that photoshopped pic on #6?

>>25190956
Not photoshopped. Webcam selfie?

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Bio

Why do you make these threads over and over

>>25190972
I haven't made one for about a month or
So
I give good advice
If I'm happy, you're happy anon

I rarely get matches but I feel like changed or adding something could help me get better matches . Any help or comments are appreciated

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>>25191032
Forgot pic

>>25190963
At least quote Spongebob correctly.

I don't receive a text with a confirmation number.

What's the solution? I used to add an extra digit to my number, but this doesn't work anymore.

>>25191035
Use 3 it looks classy af

>>25191285
Use a willing friends #

Help me write a fukken bio that's chuckle worthy but opens up a conversation point

Right now it says
>do you think normal dogs see k9 units and think "o shit it's the cops?"

>>25191292

I just realized the newest version of tinder allows you to register with your phone number, instead of a facebook account. For some reason it now works - when I register by phone number.

I won't complain.

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Tinder said I had a match but it's 2017, not 15, the fuck

>>25191440
>basic fucking meme that has nothing to do about you
People love self-deprecating humor, make fun of yourself or something you like to do.

>>25191035
Why is 3 not your main?

Ditch one of the selfies and get a candid of you actually doing something to flesh out the profile. I would keep two, ideally I'd would ditch both and get one of me smiling.

Your bio is a little cringey. Girls on tinder generally want to start casual then move into something serious if they like you. Take all mentions of wanting a girlfriend and using the qt3.14 meme.

What are my odds of finding a calm, cute, thin girl on this app?
I consider myself below average in appearance.
Also I don't like girls with tats. How would I mention that without sounding like a dick?

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Is this a good selfie?

>>25191686
>Also I don't like girls with tats. How would I mention that without sounding like a dick?

"I have a special appreciation for natural beauty"

>>25191699
Wonderful.
Thanks anon.

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>match with girl
>never responds to messages
Why even fucking like me in the first place? Multiple girls do this. Is it to add to their matches so they can say they have a lot?

>>25192133
Having the same issue. I realize that I may not be the best all around you match with that day but damn I at least try to start up some small talk.

>>25191699
>>25191707

That just sounds like you don't like girls with makeup--which is fine, but it doesn't ring the bell for tattoos.

I'd still mention it though, weeds out the cake faces.

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>girl Super Likes me
>I swipe left on her

>>25190938
you are a qt with a nice chest but that quote wont work. girls only like memes they've seen on their facebook feeds

>>25191035
use pictures of you genially smiling. it tricks women into thinking you still have a will to live

>>25191550
maybe she's a time traveler just go with it

>>25191697
i'm gunna say yes but if you have better ones post em

>>25191035
hmmph i'm leaning on no. 2 desu, the suit is nice and all but your expression there is kinda weird.

>>25191699
just be honest.
"would prefer girls without ink"
being honest upfront doesn't make you a dick at all.

>>25192133
girls have short attention span. probably super liked by a chad and is currently conversing with him. depending on how hot the girl is, every right swipe from her end will result in a match. so they get tons of options and can backtrack her initial attraction for you depending on the relative value of her other matches.

>>25190938
5 looks like it'd be a better first picture than 1, and 3 is pretty pointless because 5 s a better version of it.
>>25191035
shave.

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What advice do you all have for me today?

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>>25193107
Here's my bio

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Any advice ?

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Give me a conversation opener for this profile

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>get dog to take good picture
>forget that I can't take good pictures
A day in the life, how disingenuous is it to just brush up photos a little...?

>>25193405
I can provide a good workout for ya any day DevilSmileyThingy

Yo I gotta shit out some pictures that capture my interests but my interests are dirty rally cars and shooting, both of which would be cringy to look at. How do I get good pics?

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Deleted my old account and started a fresh one. Haven't gotten a single match in five days and I am swiping right like mad.

Am I just too uggo? Old account accumulated at least 20 matches over the course of 2 years and many more that probably unmatched me after a few hours of not receiving a message. And I am pretty sure most of them where real people and not bots

>>25192133

They just do it as a numbers game anon.
They're not serious about dating.

>>25190938
been on tinder for, like, a week, and had never used it before, so I don't know how it works...

got a superlike from a pretty girl yesterday, sent 3 messages making fun of my own pics and told her her was pretty (yeah, I'm a retard), she didn't reply. anyway, now I can't see these in the chat. did I get unliked or whatever? is this how tinder works, or some bug in the app?

>>25193613
You're really cute would totally date but you prob not into dudes

>>25190938
You're on here a lot and honestly not a bad looking dude. Maybe you aren't sure what you're looking for

>>25194591
Lots of gay guys like me, wish I was a gay man. Would make life so much easier. Good luck with love though, bro.

Guys I don't understand, I don't think i'm that bad looking. The only girls i've matched with have fucked up shaped heads and awful teeth. Just several months ago I pulled a beautiful girl while I was in spain. Why do locals hate me?

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>>25194672
I didn't tag the pic

>>25194532
anyone?

>>25195013
>>25194532
Can you still chat with her? If you can't, then she unmatched you. Keep at it if she's still there.

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I'm getting frustrated with so few matches. I haven't had a reply to my few matches in over a month. Is there anything glaringly bad about these?
I totally stole the Hannibal from a previous thread here, and I'm not sorry. I pretty much swipe right if they aren't obese and have no kids in their pictures.

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>>25195057
I just switched the bio last night. Any input is appreciated.

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Going to town and clubbing with my friend tonight.
Thinking of making a new tinder and being straight up. Saying something like I'm in town for the night and want to have fun/hook up or something.

What are the chances of this working, and what line should I use in my bio and first message?

>>25194291
Please respond

>>25194532
>>25195021
she doesn't even appear in my list of matches anymore, that's the issue. do chats still appear after being unmatched, or she did unmatch me?

>>25195178
She unmatched you. This is a common thing.

>>25195185
ah, ok, thanks...

>>25194634
Well bitches be Cray if they can't see your a handsome man

>>25193186
lol it just got funny the more I looked at it

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>tfw decent looking but short

I end up left swiping everything because either they're not attractive enough or too attractive

>>25195227
>>25195195

The girls on Tinder have such high standards. Everytime I've downloaded Tinder over the last couple years I only get matches from fatties and girls with misshapen heads. I've had really pretty girlfriends, I don't understand.

>>25195087
Please help /soc/

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Finally got it working after a month of the text not being sent to me

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I get matches, but no one ever messages first. Sometimes I message first and I'll only occasionally get a reply.

>>25195937
>has boobs
>doesn't get replies
do you live in the middle of nowhere?

>>25195937
eat less and move more

no one wants a landwhale

>>25195958
Nope, I live in a town of about 15000 people and I'm about 10 minutes away from a town of 40000 people

>>25195961
Why you hatin bb

>>25195964
Then I'm lost on why you don't get more matches?

Try replace one picture with a dog pic

or just show more boob?

>>25190938
>>>25195958
>Nope, I live in a town of about 15000 people and I'm about 10 minutes away from a town of 40000 people
That 150000 is supposed to be a 15000

>>25195967
I just can't win, also don't have a pup

>>25195973
Google images. Cute puppy

>>25195980
Just of any puppy?

>>25195986
yeah sure, why not.
I really don't understand the whole dog pic thing but apparently it's key to tinder success

>my profile doesn't have a dog pic
>I don't get many matches
this is why obviously
it's not because of my looks, location or poor bio description.

>>25193107
Leo master race my friend. Your profile looks good to me. I'd swipe right. 19/F.

>>25195838

Horrible. And you should know why

Guys want to download Tinder but i have some doubts

Is possible to make an account without having to use Facebook? Or at least using a fake one?

Is there a way to change your location? Im studying in the middle of nowhere but i would like to have my location set at my city 50kms away from where i am now...

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Please help me. What's wrong with my profile? I'm using this shit since 2 days, but not a fucking match... Now I start swiping everyone right.

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>>25196518
Bio

>>25196458
>Is possible to make an account without having to use Facebook? Or at least using a fake one?

Yes you can just make a fake account.

>Is there a way to change your location?
I think you would have to pay for the premium membership in order to do that

>>25194291
please

>>25196563
Fakegps free doesn't work anymore?

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Bio - From deepest darkest Wales, with the unintelligible accent to prove it. Running a business which keeps me busy. Not looking for anything serious.

>first match in months

>it's a fucking bot

God damn shit cunt. Does the paid service help? Is that what I need to match with real people?

>>25193107
Maybe lose some of the selfies. You don't need to fill all 6 slots. Other than that you're good.

>>25193186
Your profile is really funny, but is there a wider angle of that same shot you can use that shows off your frame a bit more? You have to give some kind of clue as to what shape your in, especially if it can work in you benefit.

>>25196520
First pic is unflattering and looks angry. You should generally never use selfies as your lead, especially one so close up, doesn't show off more of you're frame, and doesn't have you smiling.

Also try turning your head to the side just a tad, it is always more flattering than dead on.

>>25196951
Maybe tinder isn't for you brother. You aren't ugly, but you are definitely a little interestingly proportioned and that coupled with some awkward framing in your pics is probably what's doing you in.

Do you realize you aren't smiling in any of your pics? That is a huge problem you look totally disinterested. I like your opening photo though. It's different.

I really don't have any advice for you because I remember you from the other threads. I do have to say though it seems like tinder isn't your thing, I wouldn't get too worked up over it. do you live in a smaller area?

How do I devise my description?
Also why can't I put my job in the profile? it says "empty" everytime.

>>25194291
Your face is feminine, don't accentuate this with the wrong camera angle. To appear more masculine look away from the camera, and angle shots slightly from below. Perhaps grow some facial hair

People who ask themselves if they are ugly or not, or doubt about it.

Tinder is the final answer, I think this should be obvious.
That's even the reason I'm using it, just to see if my physical appearance is why I'm bad at getting dates.


I'm not really looking for dates, so please tell me, how do I write my description and what kind of music should I put so that it don't look too fancy but not too stupid at the same time.

>>25197395
I mean, you can look at it like that if you want. It also really depends on location, timing, and your personality reflected in your pics.

I've never had issues getting matches, but I've seen average looking dudes go from squat to a decent amount with just reworking their profiles.


How are you doing in the battlefield anon?

>>25197391
I kept hearing the opposite when I had a beard

>>25197342
>Do you realize you aren't smiling in any of your pics? That is a huge problem you look totally disinterested.

Yeah I'm aware. Its just hard for me to smile naturally. Not that I'm depressed or anything; I guess I am just overly serious most of the time.

>do you live in a smaller area?
No. I live about half an hour away from NYC so I get a pretty wide net. But maybe that's the problem: girls might just have really high standards around here.

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Updated

>>25197342
Thank you! I've switched the first with the second(where I'm holding my diploma). Is that better?

Or I should just delete the first(now second, the selfie) pic? Unfortunately my fake smiles are terrible, so I can't really smile on selfies.

>>25197486
Better than before for sure.


Do you have any pics of just you performing with your bass?

>>25197433
0.

It's my first day.

>>25197465
your 1st pic looked better without the filter desu and the 5th pic doesn't look that good, would delete it and go with 5 pics, which are more than enough.

>>25191697
No take em from a lower angle with natural lighting

>>25194675
Delete the third one

>>25195057
i'd swipe you right desu, you look cute. delete the 6th pic though and put your fourth pic as your second one, bio seems ok.

>>25195937
Delete all but the first second and fifth pic. Be less self-depreciating and more fun sounding e.g list a bar you like in the area or a hobby dudes like. In my personal opinion message first within ten mins for best results then slowly decline in frequency until you ask them out or they ask you. Don't beat around the bush too much either & most importantly if you're bigger try some light hearted humor that's slightly sexual.

>>25196190
I always swipe right on memes. DaS memes are pretty cool.
>>25196518
Delete the first one keep and switch the third & second in order. Don't use exclamation marks! It changes the tone from interesting to overly enthusiastic. Also emote exclamation combo is a lil over the top in terms of sillyness.
>>25196634
You're gorgeous less is more.
>>25197465
Post some pics with pretty girls and whatever you do keep the first & second pics they're great. Try less hard it keeps with your image.

Do people just use their free superlikes to get rid of them? Twice now, I've had some girl superlike me only to message me something mean or hurtful about a "fat face" or being ugly

why even send it out if you're not interested?

>>25197551
Give it about a week, but I can't really give you anything else without a look at your profile

Is tinder just for hookups/dating? I'm a shut-in but I want friends but it seems most apps intended to connect people are just for romantic/sexual prospects

>>25197907
Definitely for hookups. Sort of for dating. I wouldn't count on making friends here. Hit up craigslist or a facebook local group and find some events or hobby groups you'd like to join.

>>25196634
How the fuck am I supposed to compete if I'm up against this? The fuck.

>Girl has no bio
>Me: So tell me a bit about yourself
>Her: What do you want to know?

Why are most girls so coy and uninteresting?

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What did she mean by this?

(I mean this in the sense of the rhetorical meme–im not genuinely asking)

How do I un-faggot my bio?

>big ‘ol nerd, but I don’t really like talking about it openly unless someone else is also into the same things. I mean I doubt most people are going to care about what Superman is up to this month or what the best anime of the season is, right?

>Not entirely sure what I want out of a relationship. All I know is that it would need to be a relationship built around friendship and mutual respect just as much as romantic feelings. I don’t believe in putting anyone on a pedestal; I wouldn’t want to be someone’s king to their queen. We are just two people sharing something special, maybe.

Should I even bother writing anything if I am not more then an 6/10 at best?

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>>25190938
Guys and girls can anyone help me out?

What are some ideas for unique and possibly funny pictures I can take of myself?

Preferably ones I can take myself.

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>>25197508
No, unfortunately I don't have one.
>>25197655
Thank you! I've made some new ones, because the pics showing my face from front were quite old(except the selfie you said I should delete), and since then I've lost some weight, better haircut, etc. Are these new pics better?

>>25199015
First of all you've got the apostrophe in the wrong place

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How do I start a conversation with this qt

>>25199783
>I'm a couch potato that smokes weed. Waddup?

>>25199783
>Hey there, i'm a heroin addict!

>>25199783
>help im being crushed by gravity

>>25196634
>running a business
Lol this is my favorite euphemism for unemployed. But yeah you're fit and you have a lot of gay tattoos, you've got nothing to worry about.

Anyone ever tried looking up girls on tinder through facebook? I found a girl I liked, but I accidently clicked dislike and lost her, I found her back on facebook though. But I f I message her there it'll probably come off as creepy. Thought I'd just say something simple like I loved your pictures with you and your dog, or you look great in glasses?

I created a small Discord so people could have a more direct immediate means to talk about Tinder and things of that nature. It's actually been super productive in terms of people helping each other get dates so I figure you guys might be interested.

https://discord.gg/Hg7KFtg

how does someone thats ugly get any matches at all. ive used tinder on and off for like a year and have gotten matched maybe 5 times

>>25200002
That discord is for a MOBA guild, what are you doing?

>>25199786

smooth af

>>25198916
She might have gotten the impression you were insulting her. Or she's just not interested. Probably the latter.

>>25199015
This is all too super intense for tinder. Relationship talk should be kept at a minimum or completely taken put if you're not a woman. Your bio is to make you seem more interesting, not dry and boring.

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in which direction would you swipe me?

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>>25190938
To reset my tinder do I need to use a new facebook or can I just delete my account, delete the app, and deinstall tinder from facebook and then remake everything using the original facebook?

>>25200375

You only need to delete the account in the settings. Once you do that and then sign back in it'll be new.

>>25200380
Cool
>mfw I had liked a kinda uggs girl on CMB who was 29 had no body pics was a total cunt and her last line of her profile said she was a mother
>basically message her saying I didn't remember liking her
>she gets all cunty
>tell her I messaged her so my score on the app doesnt go down
>she gets super cuntier

like, bitch is apparently getting so many likes here that she says she can't stand guys asking hey how are you? like who the fuck is liking this 29 year old single mom whose profile is so cunty

>>25200395

That's why tinder (or anything online) sucks as a guy. Like you just found out, even the ugliest or least appealing girls will have a shitload of matches. I found it out on a pity date with a fatty out of boredom when she told me she got 400 matches in a week then showed me her app.

>>25200402
Which makes me think all the guys who brag about getting tons of matches are just matching fatties

>>25200407

Yeah or swiping right on everyone just to get matches. Some super ugly fat girl I accidentally swiped right on messaged me first so I started talking to her. She said she would swipe right on everyone too and get 90% matches but no one would message her first.

>>25200412
Top fucking kek. The only girl who said that to me was some single mom selling nudes and I told her I swiped her cause I was just right swiping during a boost and then after talking for 30 minutes she unmatched me cause I tried to get her to pay for a pic of my balls

most people just swipe out of boredom and don't come back to the app for a while. im speaking out of experience lol

>>25200319
If I spoke Dutch, right. Pretty fucking obvious 99% of people would do the same

>>25199630
bump pls help

Is it acceptable to post a picture of yourself with a baby if you are a dude? Not my kid obviously and I'd point that out

>>25200449

How many matches do you have? Is every right swipe a match?

why is it so obvious? bc guys swipe everyone to the right? i mean i get it, im not a fat fuck but still, it shouldnt be obvious haha

to your first question: i just checked and I have 352 matches, but i have been on tinder quite a while now and never delete any of them. On the other side, last time i swiped was like 4 months ago.
Secondly: yes, kind of hurts my feelings when it's not a match but then i just assume the person hasnt come across me yet lol

why wouldnt it be, it's just a baby..

>>25200621
Because some people don't want o mess with people who already have kids from previous relationships

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How does one seal the deal on a date when they can't host at their own place?

I'm currently living with one of my parents (not a neet, my old place burned to the ground) and I feel like, "Hey baby, wanna go back to my mom's place?" isn't very appealing.

I do alright, get a handful of matches a week and I'll usually get a conversation going but I shy away from actually asking for dates because of my current living situation.

>posting profile just for reference, feel free to critique

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>>25200809
Shietttttttttt

>>25200809
well, just ask them out for dinner or a movie?

>>25200819
Afterwards, when you feel like setting yourself up for false rape charges

>>25200822
you might as well stop going outside if you think eveyrone is going to charge you for rape.

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Tips

>>25200834
i'd recommend removing your first picture, since your other pictures are more appealing like 4 and 5, just pick one of those and lose the first one and youre good

>>25200831
Holyofuck, that was a joke. I'm asking how to fuck if neither party has the privacy of their own place. I'm sure other people are wondering the same since more people are living with their parents now yet being a guy who lives at home is still a red flag

Two choices hear lads.

This girl is quite boring, but she does reply. Would you just move on due to disinterest (on her part) or ask to meet in case she isn't reflected well over messaging?

I am considering unmatching because she rarely sends more than one sentence replies.

>>25200871
>hear

Fuck sake.

Also, do you limit yourself to how many women you talk to at once? When I first started I tended to neglect women if I got to meet another in person, which I now realise is fucking stupid.

>>25200877
You should be piping at least 3 at a time, which means talking to ten times that, which means matching 10 times that

>>25200853

hahaha oh shit, well just go to her place with some excuse that it cant be at yours?

>>25200809

Your car is always an option if her place isn't. I've done it once in my car and it was a lot of fun. Limited to just 1 position due to lack of room because of my height but you could probably make it work.

>>25200893
Well that's not happening, but ok.

>>25201012
why not?

>>25201023
Because in four months I've had twelve matches and two dates. I've swiped countless times. I live in rural England though, which doesn't help.

>>25195838
HAHAHAH
>SMART PHOTO CONTINUOSLY TEST ALL YOUR PROFILE PHOTOS AND PICKS THE BEST ONE TO SHOW FIRST

>SHOWS A PIC WITHOUT YOUR FACE AND A DOG IN IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

>>25201024
get tinder plus, take better pictures. literally had 1500 matches before I reset it with 6 new pictures and a new bio, back up to around 500 matches and have fucked 10 girls since getting tinder in October 2016. It aint that hard I'm average looking

>>25191035
Fucking horrendous. Delete the app please.

>>25201034
Ok. How good looking were the women?

I don't think my standards are too high either.

>>25201079
all very good, lowest is a 7/10

>>25194291
bruh you ugly mane

focus on fashion, humor, money, and women from third world countries

good luck bro

>>25196634
bruh this is either bait or you are autistic. You shouldn't need anyones help.

>>25200834
delete first pic and replace it with 6. delete your bio it's dogshit. Just replace with A/S/L and height if you are at least 6 ft

>>25201034
thoughts on tinder plus? I used a free trial back in 2015 and it was pretty amazing, don't want to fork up the money for potentially no benefit.

cuter chicks? more matches? are you for sure it's real and not bots? would the real, hot chicks still be there if you turned off plus?

>>25201101
that asl is bullshit for a bio, that bio bangs

>>25201107
infinite swipes, extra super likes and boost. It costs fuck all

>>25201107
It's only $5 a month and if you are decent looking with interesting photos/bio it'll hlep you greatly.

I got it but its not helping me very much and I don't understand it.

>>25201107
gives you about 10-20x the matches, but doesn't help at all with reply rates

>>25201345
How does it give you more matches?

>>25200834
Pic 5 should be your first pic. You smile there and show that you have a hobby. Also do pic 6 as 2 and take pic 2 out its creepy. Others are all decend you should get lots of matches.

>>25201378
There's a boost feauture where you'll be put on the top of the list so girls who only look ati it for 10 minutes a day are more likely to see you. Also the unlimited swipes where you have more potential to match with people.

>>25201412
Oh just the once a month boost or a different boost thing?

Does it help your ELO score to jack up your age range you are looking for? Like if I jack it from 19-29 to 19-max and then just left swipe everyone over 27 does the app think better of me?

>>25201378
boost plus it uses the old style algorithm that puts people you swipe right on to the front of their queue

are filters a big no

>>25201545
Really? And I still get so few matches. That fucking sucks

>>25200871
Any thoughts on the first question?

>>25195958
Chubby chasers don't exist off the internet. Also she is not matching with guys that have similar weight to her.

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Advice?

I couldn't get the bio into the picture, but it says that I'm an English teacher (I live in Spain) and underneath says "I'm prepared to lie about how we met ;)"

>>25195966

They're not hating, they're giving you advice. I legit like chubby chicks, but you're too big even for me. Also I don't go for the whole short hair thing.

There's 120 swipes on tinder a day
7 days a week which is 840 possible matches/chances of getting laid but say your really trying hard and you go for a month straight that's 3600 chances/matches of getting laid but if you are dedicated
soul and do 120 swipes every day for a year straight that's 43800 possible matches/chances.

Is it insanity at this point or am i on the right track?

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>>25191551
Spoken like a true loser

>>25195961
Good job

>>25200319
Left you look crazy

>>25203339
>Just be yourself

I've still yet to get a single match even with unlimited swipes and A-list. Fuck me for being retarded enough to actually pay for this shit

Is there some built-in feature on """dating""" apps where you get bumped up the list if you get a few matches? I use Bumble more often (although I've noticed it on Tinder too) and sometimes I'll get a couple of matches, and then the next day I'll get like 8 or 9 matches. But currently on a run of 5 days with only 1 match. Nothing's changed with my profile.

>found a really awesome girl on Tinder
>didn't super like her
>remade my account because reasons
>trying to find her again
>ran out of people in my area

Fuck, how come I didn't see her? She's obviously not very active; it took me a while to find her last time.

In the mean time, I've been getting lots of matches but seem bored by most of them. They're cute and all, but I just feel no desire to message them. They don't seem to be my type, I guess

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>can never send an interesting first message
This is why I can't get responses

>>25204336
It mans the girls you're messaging aren't interesting.

I got lucky once and the girl had no profile, but a picture of a dog in the background. I asked her what kind it was. That's not great, but it's an instant connection to her rather than a generic question.

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Ok I got some photos with girls now

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Which pics should I use in my tinder?
(in what order?)

I put off making one of these after I broke up with my ex but eventually re made it. I've been using it for probably about two months now, match with plenty of girls, get their numbers and make plans then they just fall off the face of the earth. I remember two years ago reeling in a fewgirls a week, but now I suck at this. How do I get my bantz back up?

>>25191035
You're fucked buddy boyo

>>25205191
Put 6 as number 1, 1 as 2, and drop everything else down one.

For the record I never thought you needed any modifications to your account before.

>>25205232
Second on the top row
Both on the bottom. Make first on the bottom row your lead.

You don't want too many professional looking photos on your account desu.