Girlfriend Application. California only! Age Sex Location

Do you mean applications for a girlfriend by boys or applications by girls to impress boys?

girls send me an application u no make me love u no more

I like the idea, but I doubt it will take off when there are so many guys willing to advertise themselves to women here. Here's a friendly bump anyway.

Tentatively monitoring

>Age
24/25

>Into
Strait men

>Location
Northern Socal

>About me
Aspergers, conservative, loves family, loves cats.

>Hobbies
Collecting rocks, my cat, nail polish.

>Personality
Stubborn, silly, serious, control freak, snob, honest, loyal, thoughtful, logical, curious, independent.

>Looking for
"the one"
quotations because well, that's just stupid isn't it?

>Contact
KellySunday

Bumping from 10 because this should be a thing.

>>25188687
Problem with this thread is that girls on here probably already get a million messages when they post their contact info, they probably won't want to be swarmed anymore...

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fine.
NO HOLDING HANDS WITHOUT ASKING!

25
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san luis obispo
you'd prolly think i'm lame, till I walk through a flock of flames
hobbies
l8r
I don't have a personality, personall
[email protected]
8184592049

>>25193564
no elitists unless ur actually superior

>>25193564
here's sumthing funny about me: I started with 23 credits this semester and dropped down to 4

>>25193564
get a haircut, shave, and dont put your phone number on /soc/ or you'll have a bad time

>>25193650
keep your fucking garbage can of a mouth shut you got it you fucking zero? are you my alpha?

>>25193668
learn to take friendly advice without immediately getting angry man

>>25193650
if you're a chick you just lost ur shot, if your a dude we both know what u r u little zero

>>25193668

He's right man. There's a reason you're desperate enough to post in a girlfriend application thread. Also, we're not your personal army. Stop posting that guys phone number, he's a mess and he still fucked your girl.

>>25193679
don't try to b my fucking friend, this is a girlfriend application thread, not a fucking locker room>>25193681
that's me, u want timestamp?

>>25193682
Sure, I'm waiting for an interview so why not. I've got time.

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>>25193650
so how bout your waking walking subconscious and your 'tude?

>>25193703
???

you ok man??

>>25193713
so u a girl or what?

>>25193715
nvm, just fuck off. ok?

>>25193715

nope, im a guy

>>25193718
>>25193684
you two know you just tried to amog me? for what purpose? was there even a girl here?

>>25193725
>amog
>using PUA slang

please tell me you're not a pick up "artist" lmao

>>25193731
you're still doing it
this is where I have to say you two are each others' boyfriends, but I won't say it, because homosexuality isn't wrong.

>>25193732
I will say this. you two are leeches and you'd both slit each others' throats for pussy
i'm gonna screencap this.

>>25193734
but you'd agree with each other, hating each other as u hate me, for that shot; amirite?

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>>25193734
screencap, post it on /r/4chan, show your ledditor friends how you overreact to simple friendly advice

Diamonds on my wrist, these prudes got celibacy kissed
inspired by Choppin' Blades by Riff Raff and that other dude

>>25193743
your ideas are small. why are you still posting here? i'll post it on a mystery forum if you post your pic

>>25193745
go plow a field or some shit, make urself useful
but no, I will never held u find and get pussy

what the fuck

>>25193758
sorry u had to see that
WELCOME TO THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!

>>25193754
pussy is only good enough for those responsible enough. you're obviously infantile if you'd spend your time suggesting shit for a desire you don't even have. whatchu gona do?

>>25193770
Your desire was vanilla. Straight and how u know it-kiddo you don't wanna fuck wit dis

>>25193775
Your desire was to make me look bad in advance
now ladies, if you're here, why don't u observe what a man is and should be, and compare me to those men who orbit u in real life

>>25193692
EAAA I like EMINEM

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>>25193532
>tfw you bump a thread optimistically, only to watch the anons that follow show femanons why they'd be retarded to post ITT or even on this board.

>>25193806
nice fake but ur kind, ur weablee's be striped

>>25193811
and polka dotted lepracy infected mushroom mushrooms in yo fro having head witcho uglo ayimnevergonahavesexagain face

>>25193818
but y u no forget your body and be a ghost in the red light holding a lanturn for eons?

>>25193822
y u no speaketh? what's the matter? rotted corpse of a brain? R U INSANE? DO U HAVE NO BRAIN?!? U CAME HERE TO SHOW ME UP AND GET SOME BBBBRRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNN. WEll bitch, u are the culmination of all your failures-you won't step in my way. I have none.

inb4 every male straight ca er wants a piece of me

>>25193826
branng kerrang u r bound to the chain? the lechery train? tryin' to greed, tryna plant a seed, I c, trying to play that u brave, u are such a braveheart, sun. U all go walk around

>>25193836
i'm a strataverious, i'm a fucking gold/coppermine, hopefully these dudes die.

>>25193837
LOOK WHAT U FUCKS MADE ME DO>>25193836
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>>25188687
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>>25188687
Time to nuke the thread and start over again OP

Sage goes in all fields

>>25191750
Is your contact info skype or kik?

>>25194082
WHY should those two be forgiven for their mistakes? i'm NOT ashamed of this conversation.

c'mon, i want the femanons to see two bitches that could neither give it nor take it either 1)too ashamed to post 2)get burning man'ed if they do