Who in Australia wants to fuck before we get vaporized by a nuke?

19/M/Bisexual/3029

>>25174172
27 m bi 4207
kik: anonymouschap

yeah i'm 25 and need to lose my virginity but i won't do it because i'm a socially anxious fag

Anyone in the Ballarat region should get together. Always wanted to fuck on the Buninyong lookout, prefer to do it while the weather's nice.

M/23

25/m/4017

26 M 3043

>>25174678

are you attractiveish

22 m bi 6100 kik: alabamaro

Where can a girl get a good fucking Margaret river area?

>>25174172
We're not actually anywhere near a nuclear war are we? It's all just media hype so the lefties can cry foul at Trump more than they already do

>>25174903
Let's fuck? 3029 but can travel

im in margs :)

23/m/3076

>>25175845
Whats your kik?

26/m/4580

>>25174172
It's media fearmongering from the USandA, they want us to shit ourselves so we put US military bases in North QLD even though we have them already but they want missiles "defence" system as well.

Why are we still sucking US dicks? we should know better.

19/male/melbourne

any cute boys wanna meet up?

kik: cannonball188

Bisexual here, 4104 bris

27/m/bris bi guy here is anyone wants to blaze and fuck for the anzacs tomorrow

18/m/bendigo
skype: arkainedestiny

Straight. I don't mind thicc girls, I don't want some behemoth landwhale.

>>25178421
>I don't want some behemoth landwhale.
i do!


kik is turbopleb, 25 m
if theres any really fat grils in northern vic out there pls send me a message

>3019
>Looking to fuck someone
>Can host

hmu kick =samith32

>>25178353
O shit what up
26/m/4103 here

Any Jindi peeps in here?
25/m/2627

22/m/3037
Bicurious, haven't done anything with a guy before but would be a submissive/bottom.

kik: strawberry9333

26/f/2042

25/m/5025

>>25178964
Kik?

29/m/2148

Not interested in fucking. But would like to try the marijoowannas before I die.

>>25179017
Wait till after Anzac day or else you'll for sure get drug tested and lose your license.

>>25179020

Ah yes! Forgot about that. Cheers.

26/m/3148

Just wanna fuck

>>25179047
kik?

28yo male 4301

Kik on request

>>25179053
atamangDG

>>25174172
>20/M/4007
>>25174893
>25/m/4017
fight fight fight

19/m/2036

>>25178755
.....25/f/4066

>>25179469
got kik?

24/m/usually 4000 but in canberra for two days

32/m/2609 after anything on the side

>>25179469

This is me >>25179063
Kik Darth_Adder

22/m/2036
kik is curiouushorny

>>25179469
22/m/4006
kokoisperfection

>>25175208
The nuclear clock had been at 5 minutes to midnight for 7 years now.
We are no closer to nuclear war than we were when brump announced his election candidacy.
Also it would be counter intuitive to "nuke" Australia.
We are a vast nation with plenty of farmland and useable areas.
"Nuking" us is the least viable option. A land invasion of the coast of cape York is more likely.

>>25179469

kik is onefifthwhat
I'm pretty bad at replying

>>25179505
>>25180857
>>25180986

>>25181747
29/m/4000 till Friday, sent here for work
kik is rimarski

wtf mate?

Male,19, English (with an accent), 6 foot 4 Sydney NSW

23/m/4350
Looking for a grill to fuck, or a cute trap
Not that picky

Kik: Goldchasm

F/19/2612
Fuck canberra winter

>>25178353
>>25178755
>>25179469
>>25179505
>>25180986

19/m/4103 here
didn't think so many of you guys lived nearby

>>25178964
24/m/2021
hang/bang?

>>25178964
do you have kik?

>>25182362
I live in 2576 near Canberra, maybe we should cuddle to stay warm

25/M/2486

Looking for a female to take my virginity.

>>25174172
is everyone is sydney a homosexual, or am I looking in the wrong places?

>>25182248
And thats all you have going for you :')

>>25182810

You might just be looking in the wrong places

>>25181059

I'd say we're mildly closer compared to recent years given that North Korea seems to be making technology that works for once, albeit less than 50% of the time

>>25182108

u w0t?

>>25182248
>>25182464

>sydney in one post
>near canberaa in another

Make up your mind please

>>25182854

Pffft, don't you recall that /soc/ is a shallow board?

>>25174172
29/m/2286! rip darwin

>>25174172
21/m/6110

alright lets do this
kik: NOMover9000

18 m Perth
I'm cute/attractive apparently so don't worry. I'd like something to help me get over my girlfriend who I recently broke up with

5087 anime watching only

25/M/4000
Kik: Fifidofum

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>>25184004
Age? Gender?
What anime you into?

>>25182932
I live 2576, halfway between

22/m/Bi
3023

>>25185617

But anon-kun...halfway between is neither of those places...

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26/M/Newcastle
Swapped shifts for tomorrow so no longer have to get up at 6am for work. Get to stay up have a few drinks tonight.
Fucking bored though. What's some good shows to get in to on Netflix?

>>25182248
>>25182464
>>25185617
Google maps says you're 2 hours from Canberra and 2.5 hours from Sydney.
Probably better off saying you're from Wollongong dude.

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>>25179469

24 m and 24 f both bi kik coryandjohan also anyone else who wants some fun ;)

Bump.
Just had Pizza Hut for dinner, what's everybody else having ?

>>25186157
Burritos my good man.
Just had 4 of those delicious pockets of heaven.

Sydney girls kik me.
daddydellz

>>25182442
I literally go to UQ across the river :)
20/M btw

3000, new Switch, Bomberman, Puyo Puyo, spare 4th Joycon, right now. Bonus if you can bring weed, but not required.

>>25186506
Count me in, oh wait I'm already here

Why is it so hard to find a hookup ?

I tried tinder, multiple hookup / dating aps sent over 100 messages tons of matches and likes but none what to meet or get straight to the point of just wanting to hookup for a fuck. This is impossible

>>25186712
because you are not chad

All the girls on tinder think they deserve a rich hung chad by virtue of them simply being female. They'll spend their 20s and 30s trying to steal that one chad banging through their social circle like he'll actually stay with them and not just fuck them and move on. Then they'll get to around 40 and be in the category of undesirable women that you wouldn't swipe right on. Even when you do swipe right on these undesirables, they want the full blown commitment and parasitic relationship that they will reluctantly settle for.

Wait for a generation of cat ladies to live and die and boys will be back on the menu again. Sadly you might die before then, such is life.

>>25186712
>>25186801
in addition to this

the only type of sex that you'll find using dating apps on the regular will be gay

wouldn't blame you if you died of thirst

m/19 2190 anyone message kik raffajards

>>25186819
>>25186801
I even faked a tinder with a 10/10 guy and fake bio and still barely any responses on tinder

>>25186852
10/10 for you, still not chad enough

>>25185280
M/22

I'm open to whatever as long as it's good

>>25187150
23/M here.
I'll watch pretty much any anime really.

>>25174832
I'm ballarat, not gay though.

>>25182362
Seconded, it shrinks my balls.
30/m/2614
sc: slutcheeks

Biggest suburb in Aus here we go

2902

M/19

kik: whistle.pig

4121, anyone just want to watch some porn and have a wank?

24 tas bi kik- jsteeple

24/m/3029
straight
kik nicelydesu