How do I get a mommy gf, /b/? I'm 5,5 have a smallish dick.

>girl with a dick
>girl
>dick

>>25173916

It's a new world. Girls with dicks are at a premium. They have boobs, ass, and love sex. And it's easy to return the favor, because they are girls with dicks.

>>25174055
Bump for science

>>25173916
>>25174055
>>25174091
Any advice on my question?

>>25173757
You are ideal for a female pedo. Girls can be fucked up too.

>>25174539
Would love desu. A woman in her 30's or 40's who's my girlfriend and mother at the same time, loves everything about the way I look, and thinks my dick is cute. I live with her and she takes care of me like a mom at the same time as being my girlfriend.

>>25174616
Lmao you are pathetic. This will never happen. Move on/kill yourself

>>25174616
go to bars. sit alone or next to MILFs. strike up conversations with women over 35. They will make their intentions obvious. Go with the flow. Get laid.

>>25176484
That won't work for this guy he most likely gas a baby face 5/10 milfs don't go for that shit.

Here's what you gotta do op check your local sex offenders register find the nearest female peadofile, start walking past her house in shorts and pretending you have a paper route. When you make your move ask her does she need any work around the house done. If she says yes most likely she wants to take you. Ask to come into the house for a drink and egg presto op your know going to be living in a female peadofiles attic. Thank me later >>25174616

>>25173757
you sound like my ex

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>>25176539
There's only one female sex offender I could find in my area, she was involved in child trafficking shit I don't think that helps lol. I'll figure out another way to find milfs who like guys like me I guess.

>>25174055
I hate men like you. anyone who says "girl with a dick" should be put in a mental institution

>>25177083
Wtf i knew a transgirl who called herself a chick with a dick shutup

>>25173757
If you shit post on 4chan long enough it'll happen

Plz marry me you beautiful specimen

>>25178058
You talking to me? xx

Hmm sad thing is I ain't no milf

>>25178110
I'm interested anyway. Age? Kik?

M_beirsack add me xx

>>25178181
Messaged

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>>25177575
Tfw it's actually a man with boobs

Post seems like copypasta. He called us /b/ guys

>>25178985
Well I posted on /b/ and here as well, I just copied and pasted it and forgot to change that part. I'm legitly asking this.

>>25173757

Sorry, I didn't get it.
So you're à trans searching for a mommy gf or just a male looking quite feminine.

Also, girls with dick are fantastic.

>>25173757
full nude pic or gtfo?

>>25179019
I'm a cis male who looks feminine yeah.
>>25179028
Maybe if you message me (;

>>25179019
Actually scratch that, I look more young than feminine.
>>25179028
You have a kik?

>>25179042
Imma make one and I'll reply to this post with it

>>25179050
I'll come back in around an hour

>>25179058
Or less, actually

>>25179064
Alright babe

>>25179065
Ok I understand.
If you wanna chat a bit more, here is my Kik : Agent_Dale_Cooper :)

>>25179092
It changed my ID, it's me : >>25179019

>>25179096
Messaged you

>>25179098
i'm quite interested in knowing how you look like.
Kik: Kencchi

>>25179065
Done, add me: Hydrangea00

I want a girl like that too. I'm 5 ft 9 Asian guy that looks really young for my age. If anyone wants to see or is interested in talking, kik me at fortunesoc

One last bump before this thread dies.

Ryantx7765 message me if you would like

>>25182409
Messaged.

Looking for fun with a trans or chick with dick whatever you want to label it. Kik Fantasyman84

its 2017 dont u know traps r gay xD

>>25173757
now im interested

kik me: NOMover9000

>>25183369
Messaged

>>25184536
Just post your kik, dumb slut.

>>25184923
Tylerledbettet22

>>25177083
this

>>25184923
You interested?

>>25173757
if you don't have a womb and a vagina you are a guy
and will get the shit beat out of you if you ever trick a real Man.

a woman who looks feminine and has a vagina, a womb
and a large Clitorus is a futanari girl
the difference being that she wasn't born with testicles

>>25185414
>>25182869
>>25178399
>>25177083
>>25173916
Whatever you say poltards

>>25173757
I'm a bi girl and this is a prefect shemale hhnnnngg

>>25186358
Agreed

>>25186358
You got a Kik?

>>25185414
>gender and sex are binary

what a surprise that pol is decades behind on science

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anyway, I could do with a mommy gf. kik is dongfacemcgee.

Op here, I guess I'll clarify. I'm looking for a girl or trans girl who's dominant sexually or just has a dominant personality, I'm not picky. My Kik is tylerledbettet22, message me if you wanna chat.

Bump for science

Bumping for interest