I've had this same bottle of dish soap for like a year

>>25135283
Cool story brah

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>>25135283
I've had this same bottle of Windex for like 2 years and five months. I bought it to clean up around Christmas .

>>25135358
Riveting even.. Please regale us with the history of this valued heirloom

>>25135375
Damn dude.

>>25135383
Well you see. I bought it to wash dishes but I never use any dishes.

>>25135399
So you eat like a heathen off the floor?

y'all are gross

Wash your cock with it

>>25135399
Incredible, Wher happened to your collection of fine flatware? also a little know fact is that dish soap can double as just regular soap Time to place that forgotten container to good use right?......
yeah?
exactly.

>>25135411
I eat out mostly.
>>25135415
Yeah
>>25135418
I don't have one
>>25135434
Interesting! I'll keep that in mind.

>>25135434
Yep. I actually prefer using dish soap as hand soap when my hands are really fucking filthy and covered in grease, like when I've been working on the car. It seems to cut through the dirt better than that lotion-y shit.

>>25135445
Eating out all the time is expensive and not particularly healthy... you should make it a goal to try to cook more food and eat more at home. Just to see if you can.

>>25135452
I don't have a kitchen so I can't really cook even though I'd like to.

>>25135611
Live in a dorm?

>>25135445
If you had a cock or a duck or maybe a pheasant you could clean it up with Dawn, just like the commercials.

>>25135445
Wash my cock with it?

>>25135616
Basically
>>25135618
I'd like a pet duck
>>25135647
Okay

>>25135662
You in college? Or just live in a cheap ass efficiency apartment?

i appreciate the french tips nails

>>25135662
My cousin used to have ducks on her farm, it was awesome.

Is that you Puffs?

>>25135283
>I wanted an excuse to post a picture of my French tips to get attention
Hmmmm you think I'm a sucker OP?