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masturbation thread
post pics,stories,or just answers questions
>gender
>ethincity/country
>sexual orientation
>current age
>what age you believe you started at
>how did you learned to masturbate
>reason you started masturbating
>how often you masturbate
>the longest you gone without masturbating
>the most you masturbated in one day
>the average time you spend masturbating
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
>details ways of how you masturbate
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
>did you try anal,and do you like it
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls

also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
>contact
>more stories
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>>25120030
bonus questions
>the last time you masturbated
>the last thing you masturbated to
>what are your fetishes/kinks
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White
>sexual orientation
"Straight"
>current age
23
>what age you believe you started at
12
>how often you masturbate
Twice a day, normally
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Like, 3 weeks?
>the most you masturbated in one day
6 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
7 - 12 minutes a session
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest an hour and a half, shortest under a minute.
>details ways of how you masturbate
I either beat myself off with my left hand, or I lay face first on my bed, raise my hips and ass in the air, and milk my cock downwards
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I make light noises and moans - and I cum about 6 strands on avg
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
None
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Never have
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
No, thankfully

The first time I masturbated, it was with a friend to another friend's Facebook beach album
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>>25120115
Oh, also
>the last time you masturbated
This morning
>the last thing you masturbated to
I had a pretty hot dream, so I woke up hard and just rubbed myself on my mattress until I came and fell asleep again
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Bigger than normal areola, cum, thigh highs
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Normally rule34, though sometimes I use Pornhub's verified amateur category
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Myself in a mirror
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Edged for half an hour and managed to hit my own face
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White/america
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
About 12 or 13
>how did you learned to masturbate
Was cleaning it in the shower and it went off
>reason you started masturbating
Felt awesome
>how often you masturbate
Anywhere from 2 -5 times a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 weeks
>the most you masturbated in one day
18-19
>the average time you spend masturbating
Roughly 15-20 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
45 minutes roughly/ 5 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
left to right hand
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Always a mess, cum gets everywhere.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Once tried anal stimulating with a vibrator, didnt really enjoy it.
Also used a few of those pocket pussy/ fleshlight but those were more trouble to keep clean
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes, not really
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Caught by my ex a few times , just lead to fucking usually
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>>25120137
what was the dream about?
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White/UK
>sexual orientation
Mostly straight
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
14
>how did you learned to masturbate
Just started rubbing it up and down while looking at mum's fashion magazines. I got the hang of the technique straight away pretty much, though I didn't manage to make myself cum until the 6th or 7th attempt.
>reason you started masturbating
Began to realise that boners felt nice. Also all my friends kept going on about how good it feels which made me self conscious that I hadn't done it yet
>how often you masturbate
2-3 times a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
About a week when I went to hospital at age 15. I didn't realise that I hadn't been fapping until I got to go home and stayed off school for 2 weeks. Got a massive boner over something on daytime TV and I kid you not I spunked in under 10 seconds.
>the most you masturbated in one day
7
>the average time you spend masturbating
About 1 hour a day/7 hours a week
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest: haven't really timed it but I'd guess about 4 hours. Shortest: see above
>details ways of how you masturbate
Mostly just laying down on my back, using either hand. Sometimes use an onahole, or play with my prostate.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Don't need to worry about noise since I live alone. Most of the time I spunk on my belly and wipe it off.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
See above. Haven't used any toys for anal yet but I once tried to use a lubed up hairbrush, that failed miserably
>did you try anal,and do you like it
See above. I quite like it but I'm paranoid of damaging myself so for now it's only an occasional thing.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Been caught once, and had countless close calls.
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bumpf
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>>25120030
I guess I'll give it a shot
>gender
female
>ethnicity
white
>sexual orientation
straight
>current age
Just turned 25 two days ago
>what age you believe you started at
4
>reason you started masturbating
bad touch in preschool, helped me deal with it
>how often do you masturbate
depends, sometimes it's as frequent as 5 days a week, sometime I go several months without it
>the longest you gone without masturbating
two years (one of my pious kicks)
>the most you masturbated in one day
three times
>the average time you spend masturbating
ten minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
I guess an hour?
>details of ways you masturbate
I hate using my fingers, I really like pressure so I grind up against my bed post
>do you make noise or mess/clean up
I usually am pretty darn quiet, if I get wet it just goes into my panties
>what toys/homemade objects do you use
bedpost
>did you try anal and do you like it
never tried, don't plan to
>were you ever caught or ever had any close calls
Well, I didn't understand what I was doing was wrong till I was around 12, so I had my mom or dad catch me a few times but they would just close the door and let me do my thing

BONUS ROUND
>last time you masturbated
tonight
>the last thing you masturbated to
hentai
>what are your fetishes kinks
hmmm... I suppose voyeurism, I'm pretty vanilla
>what helps you get off
hentai, try to avoid porn when I can, some erotic stories
>weirdest thing you masturbated to
One time I masturbated to bestiality
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Caucasian
>sexual orientation
Straight I guess, I like feminine
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
8
>how did you learned to masturbate
I didn't, or at least can't remember learning how. I just started doing it.
>reason you started masturbating
Can't remember.
>how often you masturbate
It's all over the place. Out the of the last 7 days, I've jerked off on 3 days, while I jerked off 4 times one of those days. I'll also regularly go a week without masturbating.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
About 2 months.
>the most you masturbated in one day
11-12 times back when I was 17. Stopped because my dick was swollen to the point of legitimate panic.
>the average time you spend masturbating
20-30 minutes. I spend just say 15 minutes casually stroking until I find a video I like then beating it like a boxer to cum.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Maybe 2 hours? And something close to 2 minutes.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Dick in hand with a tissue on my stomach, no lube, makeshift cock ring, sometimes will focus on the head alone
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No, unless I'm doing estim stuff/Not really, I actually shoot my load 1 in a hundred times so it's usually all in the tissue with the mess only on my hands.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
A headband as a cock ring, if you could even count that as a toy. A Tens electrical massage machine sometimes,
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yeah, it feels good, but at the same time it doesn't because I was more focused on having to ride what was up my butt instead of just feeling the good feeling.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
A few times no doubt. My mom never knocked and in the middle of masturbating once I heard my door closed and just played it off as nothing, although it's obvious someone actually closed it. Unfortunately that was the one and only time I ever tried fapping to SSBBW
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>>25124518
Bonus questions.

>the last time you masturbated
Yesterday.
>the last thing you masturbated to
Some amateur video of a women getting the soul fucked out of her in a hotel room.
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Female sex noises, stuff like moans, breathy speaking, the slapping noise, the sounds of deep throat, just stuff like that. E-stim, BDSM, forced orgasms, public sex and voyeur stuff.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Everything and anything sexual. I've got these weird Japanese girls making sounds like they're sucking dick audio files and I'll jerk off to them alone sometimes. Usually just porn videos or occasional doujins, but the things that make me the horniest are usually stories. Reading a well written sex story is like watching a scene that you're in play out in your head. It's just so much better.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
I think I've unironically masturbated to everything I possibly could have by now short of scat and blood play involving needles because needles make me vomit.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Estim while really high. I was home alone and smoked the perfect amount of pot, which has a larger affect on my orgasms that MDMA somehow. Put the tens on my dick and found a good video and then proceeded to roll around on the couch moaning like a fucking retard for 45 before it became too much. I came, ripped the the pads off my junk, and spent 5 minutes laying on the ground holding my crotch while I couldn't even think because the feeling in my dick was so powerful.
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>>25120030
>gender
male
>ethincity/country
white, Canada
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
18
>what age you believe you started at
12
>how did you learned to masturbate
Playing with my dick on the toilet
>reason you started masturbating
Rubbing my dick was starting to feel more and more pleasurable
>how often you masturbate
Never, 102 days into nofap
>the longest you gone without masturbating
besides my first 12 years of life, 102 days
>the most you masturbated in one day
Probably around 20 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
Good question, depends if I really wanna blow my load or just pull a quickie, anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest, I'd say hovering around the minute mark
Longest, a good hour and a half maybe
>details ways of how you masturbate
Like rubbing the head to get started, then thumb and front of fingers holding it midway
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Try my best not too and I do clean up.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none, hands only
>did you try anal,and do you like it
virgin
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
never, thank god
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>>25125978
why you nofapping?
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>people starting at like 10 or 12

Jesus I didn't really start until I was like 16.
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>>25124252
Contact ?
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>f
>USA , ethnically Eastern European
>heteroflexy
>20
>started
like,,... 14 or15?
>learned
I honestly have no idea how I learned. I would have like wet dreams and where it felt good when I woke up I just kinda messed around with
>reason you started masturbating
Lmao!! That would suck ass if you didn't, wouldn't it? Like you would be constantly angry and stressed
> usually about once or twice a week
> I've gone like three weeks without it and that killed me, which is wild considering my pretty low libido
>three is the most in one day and it really knocks you out
>average time:
Like ten minutes
>longest
An hour??
>shortest
Maybe five seconds lmao
>details
I use my hands and if you don't use your hands you're a punk ass bitch! Sometimes I hump like a pillow, which is pretty autistic but whatever.
>noise/mess
Sometimes like autistic heavy breathing and obviously you gotta wash ur hands after and like, wipe
>toys
Toys are for pussy bitches. I've tried like a brush handle it was stupid.
>anal
Lol hell no
>close calls
No, it's an art being a stealthy jacker offer

Sorry for the awful grammar and lmaos
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>>25126929
Didn't see the bonus

>the last time you masturbated
Yesterday
>the last thing you masturbated to
There's no way to know
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Outdoor stuff for some reason, pigtails on a girl
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Porn sadly. I don't go on like actual porn sites I just find it on here or tumblr so maybe they get less revenue lol
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Overwatch 3D shit, the whole tentacle thing, there's a couple pornos with the WORST plots but it was still hot so what are you gonna do?
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Me and me ex fingering eachother on a hiking trail. I don't know why fingering gets me off the easiest but he edged it with perfect timing and it lasted over a minute
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>>25124564
Holy shit lmao at the last story
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>gender
male
>ethincity/country
white
>sexual orientation
straight and a little curious
>current age
20
>what age you believe you started at
12
>how did you learned to masturbate
by accident
>reason you started masturbating
the age
>how often you masturbate
once a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 weeks
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
15 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
1 hour/5 mins
>details ways of how you masturbate
normal i supose
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
silent and a little mess
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
once a pringles can
>did you try anal,and do you like it
no and dont want to
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
only close calls i think
>the last time you masturbated
today
>the last thing you masturbated to
hentai
>what are your fetishes/kinks
nothing weird
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
erotic stories
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
dinoporn stories once
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
it was with my current gf we were in her house alone not too much to tell
she was on top
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PART 1

>>gender
Male
>>ethincity/country
Latino/USA
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>current age
28
>>what age you believe you started at
11
>>how did you learned to masturbate
I had heard about it but wasn't really sure how to do it. At 11 I was super horny one day and was drawing erotic pictures and eventually started fucking my hand (Hand stayed still, I bucked into it) while looking at a picture of Tina from Dead Or Alive 2. After a while I realized that moving my hand on my cock was a lot easier and I jerked until I came. I was scared afterwards, and after a few days I told my dad what had happened, to which he gave me the advice "be careful" lol
>>reason you started masturbating
I was literally overwhelmed with horniness from puberty and was rubbing my dick on couches trying to desperately calm the beast between my legs
>>how often you masturbate
Usually once a day. At times in my life the average was 3-4 though.
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
8 Days, when I tried giving it up for lent at 14 years of age. The closest I've gotten to that has been 3 days since then.
>>the most you masturbated in one day
11 times, twice. Both times, I was trying to see what my limit was.
>>the average time you spend masturbating
3 hours? I really like to take my time and it isn't worth it to me if I can't savor the fap
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest: Around 8 or 9 hours, hurt like hell when I finally nutted
Shortest: 2 Minutes or so
>>details ways of how you masturbate
I play with my nipples a lot. I find it hard to masturbate with my right hand even thought I'm a righty, it just feels weird.
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>>25127101
PART 2

>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I don't usually make noises when I cum, but I've noticed when a girl does something really hot in a porn I say "oh, you fucking bitch" and after I cum, if the girl is talking, I tend to say "shut the fuck up". As a KV, it makes me worried and I don't want to treat my future significant other like that. Funny enough I'm into femdom
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I've fucked cranberry juice bottles, rubbed massagers on my cock, and used household finds for cockrings. I even made one out of a piece of a dumbbell before, but when I came it was very tight around my cock and I was scared it was going to get stuck. Do not recommend.
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
Nah, I'm good
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Been walked in on and played it off before, but my mom made a snide comment one time when she caught me, and I'm sure when my dad walked in on me before he was embarrassed and didn't say anything, but I've walked in on him too and returned the favor of turning a blind eye, so we're even lol.
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>>25127105
>>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
oh also I cum all over myself, I never found cum drying on me disgusting. I just put my cock back into my underwear and let it dry. I've gotten a bunch of free condoms before and fapped with those for less mess, pretty fun desu.
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>gender - Male
>ethincity/country - Caucassian/Iceland
>sexual orientation - Straight
>current age - 35
>what age you believe you started at - 10
>how did you learned to masturbate - Grinding against pillows and such if I remember correctly.
>reason you started masturbating - Felt good.
>how often you masturbate - 4-5 times a week.
>the longest you gone without masturbating - 3 weeks?
>the most you masturbated in one day - somewhere between 7-10 times.
>the average time you spend masturbating - An hour.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating - Shortest probably under a minute. Longest, somewhere past 18 hours.
>details ways of how you masturbate - Usually sitting, watching porn.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up - Depends
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used - Usually just my hands.
>did you try anal,and do you like it - Yes, not my favorite.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls - Sure. Plenty of times.

also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys - Sure
>contact - skype: gg33freak
>more stories
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i'll bite

>gender
M
>ethincity/country
Caucasian/USA
>sexual orientation
normal
>current age
20
>what age you believe you started at
13
>how did you learned to masturbate
after a while of dry humping various objects with the early puberty itch, it actually took me awhile to figure out it was easier to sit still and use your hands
>reason you started masturbating
saw some photoshoots of megan fox online when i was a kid. was around the time the first transformer movie came out
>how often you masturbate
2-3 times a week
>the longest you gone without masturbating
1-2 weeks
>the most you masturbated in one day
2 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
15 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
shortest about a minute. longest about an hour
>details ways of how you masturbate
usually use of both hands, one on the shaft and the other at the base or around the balls, or general pelvic area in a massaging way feels best. also thrusting into my hands.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
not really. i tend to breathe manually through the mouth though. sometimes quietly saying the name of the character i'm masturbating to gets me off nicely
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
no
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
not to date

bonus

>the last time you masturbated
2 days ago
>the last thing you masturbated to
>>>/h/4582774
>what are your fetishes/kinks
vanilla, brother/sister incest, insemination, school outfit
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
almost exclusively hentai, usually standalone pictures or doujins
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
most of the weird stuff i tried once and then dropped. can't really think any of them are worth mentioning. maybe bestiality or cp?
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
>>non solo
maybe one day
>>solo
uh? i don't know. i prob had a nice one once but these things aren't really memorable to me
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>>25126559
Motivation to get laid. Prolonged gratification.
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>>25128984
so saving up money?
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>>25129729
Yes, only backpage's finest for this guy
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19/female/Midwestern USA
I masturbate so much holy shit
I get laid on the reg I just have a stupid high sex drive and also it feels rlly good c:
I've never been caught, but I've always wanted to be t b h
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>>25130477
MODS
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>>25130451
I'd lopve to chat with you about it on kik. Would you be up for it? I think we have equally high sex drives.
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>>25130485
love* Sorry for the typo
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>>25130485
Honestly, it depends what you look like to be honest. I'm very superficial :)
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>gender
Female
>ethincity/country
White, USA
>sexual orientation
Mostly straight, bicurious I guess
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
10 or 11 or so
>how did you learned to masturbate
I remember not even knowing what the term meant when people would make jokes about it and eventually looked it up and read a damn Scarleteen article on sex toys
>reason you started masturbating
Curiosity for the most part, I don't even remember it even feeling that good when I was that young and didn't even really have an orgasm until I was 17
>how often you masturbate
I'll have my bouts of masturbating multiple times a day for a few days, and then just not really touch myself for a few months
>the longest you gone without masturbating
I was really sexually active as a teen so I was able to go probably 6 months or more before needing to take care of my own needs. It wasn't really until after I turned 18 that I masturbated more frequently.
>the most you masturbated in one day
Umm, probably like 4 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
30 minutes to an hour I would guess.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest probably 2 hours, Shortest less than a minute
>details ways of how you masturbate
I lay on my back and go slow and romantic and shit with myself before I rub my bean and climax. I really like pushing on my gspot too but you gotta work up to that, even with lube
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Some noise, but I have roommates so I keep a pillow close.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I bought a silicone gspot toy when I was 18 that had a bullet vibe slot in it and came so fuxin hard
The bullet stopped working after like 3 uses tho and i've been stuck using a shitty Spencer's body wand since
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Tried it when I was younger and didn't care for it
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Pretty sure my mom realized what I was up to once or twice
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>>25130482
I'm still here.
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>gender
Male

>ethincity/country
White

>sexual orientation
Straight

>current age
21

>what age you believe you started at
Probably 11 or 12

>how did you learned to masturbate
Started humping my pillow after finding a free porn channel on tv

>reason you started masturbating
I don't know, it just felt good

>how often you masturbate
At least once a day

>the longest you gone without masturbating
Probably a week

>the most you masturbated in one day
Four times. After that it just starts getting sore.

>the average time you spend masturbating
20-30 minutes

>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
I think I went for an hour once cause I was trying to see how long I could edge. And I can rub one out in a minute if I really try.

>details ways of how you masturbate
Just lay on my bed and fap.

>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No noises, really. Mess depends on how long I edge. If it's for a good while, I blow a lot of long strands.

>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Used to do the lubed glove in the cushions when I was younger. Nothing like that now.

>did you try anal,and do you like it
I've used some homemade dildos and didn't hate it, I'm just not a fan of the clean up afterwards.

>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Never caught during but my parents found porn on the family computer when I was 12 or so.

Will post contact info if requested.
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>gender
f
>ethincity/country
europe
>sexual orientation
straigth
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
about 14-15
>how did you learned to masturbate
experimenting and internet
>reason you started masturbating
obviously it felt good
>how often you masturbate
1-2 times per week
>the longest you gone without masturbating
I think 3-4 months
>the most you masturbated in one day
3 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
25min
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
shortest about 5min, longest about an hour
>details ways of how you masturbate
usually fingers or a suction cup dildo in shower
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
if i'm alone I make noises and moan, if not I'll just be silent
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
dildo, a cucumber also
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I did, I only do it with boys but only very rarely, it's not my fav
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
there were a few close calls
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>>25130542
>>25130570
Can you answer something out of curiosity?

I heard a woman on a radio show say that the reason that girls aren't into nude swapping as much as guys is because women don't really get anything out of just seeing a picture of a dick.

Was she right, or does it depend on the girl?
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>>25130583
depends on the dick and mood, also just a pic isn't enough, if I go for something like that I enjoy stories together with that so I can just relax and masturbate reading that together with the pic for fantasy
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>>25130542 bonAS
>the last time you masturbated
a few days ago
>the last thing you masturbated to
A guy I used to work with sent me a dick pic last week and we ended up having phone sex later on and I was still turned on af about it
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Light bondage, spanking, choking, dom/sub shit, petplay/collars
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
I like to think about old experiences that I really got off to and morph it into my own personal fantasies. Alternative porn is always good and I've just realized how hot stories and roleplay can be
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
fuck once when i was 14 i thought about this girl in my choir class and how her lips looked like candy and it was really cool
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
fuckkkkkkkkkkk um, probably the first night I tried my new toy and was just sitting on my floor rubbing away when I felt my whole head just go numb for a solid 30 seconds and my nose scrunch up. My face was so red afterwards.
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>>25130485
Well, add me on kik and I'll show you happily. My kik is:
Seb.h.
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>>25130583

basically this >>25130591

if theres a clear tension between me and a guy, a dick can be really cool but I can't get off to a sole dick pic itself
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>>25130567
>used some homemade dildos
what is it made out of?
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
US
>sexual orientation
Pan
>current age
28
>what age you believe you started at
14
>reason you started masturbating
Felt good
>how often you masturbate
Daily
>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 days
>the most you masturbated in one day
6
>the average time you spend masturbating
10-20 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
4 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
Jerk off, porn, assplay
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Sometimes noise, I like to watch my cum shoot too so I make a mess
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Markers, vibrating razor handle, anything that looks like I could fit it in my ass
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Not with a real Dick, but I'd like to try. I've had many things in my ass though.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Almost

Kik:VeritasInfinite
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>>25130570
>>25130593
are you a sub, a dom or a switch?
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>gender
M
>ethincity/country
White, USA
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
27
>what age you believe you started at
12 I think
>how did you learned to masturbate
Im uncircumsized, I starting pulling back my foreskin and rubbing it on blankets, etc, which turned into jacking off.
>reason you started masturbating
feelsgoodman
>how often you masturbate
daily usually, sometimes more or less.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
a week, was on a camping trip, couldn't jack off in a tent with another person.
>the most you masturbated in one day
8 times, damn was I sore
>the average time you spend masturbating
15ish minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
I can go for hours sometimes. I like to edge.
>details ways of how you masturbate
I like to go on chaturbate watch girls on there. I like to turn my cam on, and let people watch me. sometimes have 100+ people in my room.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I can be loud sometimes, sometimes theres sweat, cum and coconut oil covering my bed when im done
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
just my two hands
>did you try anal,and do you like it
tried anal, not crazy about it.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
had my mom walk in on me when i was like 17
>the last time you masturbated
Yesterday before bed.
>the last thing you masturbated to
an asian girl finger fucking herself
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
I like being watched, and watching others masturbate.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Was fucking a girlfriend from behind, right as i was about to cum i pulled out. she spun around and sucked the tip of my cock as hard as she could right as i climaxed, I almost passed out, I definitely came 2 times in a row, semen just kept pouring out of my cock.

if any girls want to talk, share pics etc. skype: r0cklikewar
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>>25131364
Hairbrush handle
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>>25120030
>gender
female
>ethincity/country
white/canada
>sexual orientation
i love girls
>current age
24
>what age you believe you started at
5 or 6?
>how did you learn(sic) to masturbate
figured it out myself
>reason you started masturbating
felt good
>how often you masturbate
used to be 5-10 times per day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
it's been a little over 2 years now
>the most you masturbated in one day
probably 12 or 13 sessions in a 24h period
>the average time you spend masturbating
20m
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
3hours?/40seconds or so
>details ways of how you masturbate
hitachi makes details less neat to hear
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
sometimes a lot, usually none, was always pretty messy
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
pretty much only my hitachi now, i tried a banana once and it just ended up horrible and now bananas are gross to me lol
>did you try anal,and do you like it
no
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
yeah frequently

>bonus questions
>the last time you masturbated
early 2015
>the last thing you masturbated to
my ex
>what are your fetishes/kinks
thighs in general, the things in the next question, cg/little(little), being bossed around by pretty girls, stuff me please
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
verbal coaxing, praise, really well written erotica
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
i honestly don't know if i could've even got off to something i consider weird, maybe some people think futa_with_female tag on boorus is weird?
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
edging for 2 hours being teased and taunted and then being told I can finally cum
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>>25126929
>>25126960
Contact at all?
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>>25130540
Screw it, I'll bite as well kik nexo719
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>gender
male
>ethincity/country
white romanian but i live in italy
>sexual orientation
bi
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
11 or so
>how did you learned to masturbate
dad's friend asked me if i do masturbate and showed me how it's done, also i was doing some dick rubing with my best friend at the time, not masturbating or stuff like that since we had no idea what that was but kinda like frotting, he was always on top on me when we were alone
>reason you started masturbating
as stated above, felt good orgasming
>how often you masturbate
every 2 or 3 days
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 weeks or so, haven't been horny at all
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times when i was 15
>the average time you spend masturbating
20-30 mins or so
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
one and a half hour i guess
>details ways of how you masturbate
with my left hand since i am left handed, but sometimes i switch them up, sometimes i play with my ass too if i feel like it
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I don't really make any noises, and about cleaning if i come on my tummy i wipe it up with some napkins and then just wash that area with soap in the sink, comes off easily since i wax, or sometimes i come in my mouth since i'm skinny and flexible
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
don't have any toys sadly but once i used a cucumber
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yes and yes
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
never really got caught, but had one close call
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>gender
female
>ethincity/country
Boston USA
>sexual orientation
lesbian
>current age
43
>what age you believe you started at
~10
>how did you learned to masturbate
just started rubbing myself and it felt nice
>reason you started masturbating
no reason other than it felt nice to do it
>how often you masturbate
if I'm in a relationship, maybe 3-4 times a week. if not then 7-10 times a week
>the longest you gone without masturbating
about 2 weeks when I was sick
>the most you masturbated in one day
"most" has to be defined. separate times? maybe 3. orgasms? 7-10 in one sitting over a couple of hours
>the average time you spend masturbating
probably 10 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
maybe 2 minutes for the shortest, 2 hours for the longest
>details ways of how you masturbate
usually a quick flick of the bean when I don't have a lit of time. if I have more time I'll lay on my stomach with two fingers inside my vagina and hump my hand. sometimes if I have more time I'll use lube and a dildo
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
groaning and moaning. i don't squirt but on my two hour play times the bed is usually wet
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I have a vibrating dildo, silver bullet, g-spot stimulater and a hairbrish with ribbed handle
>did you try anal,and do you like it
have tried it, not a fan
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
girlfriends have caught me masturbating. it's not like I hide it. I'm horny in the morning but they aren't so I tell them I'll get up in a few minutes and then get myself off. they've walked in on my but I don't care. one liked watching me.
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>>25132643
>the last time you masturbated
last night
>the last thing you masturbated to
read some erotica about an older mom-type seducing a 15-year old girl
>what are your fetishes/kinks
age difference stories
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
mostly erotic stories, although if I can find good amateur lesbian porn I'll watch that
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
a woman getting whipped. it was disturbing and erotic at the same time
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
nothing really comes to mind, although as I mentioned I like it when my girlfriend watches so I take my time, build it up, pull back a little, build up again and then let go
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>>25132652
You sound real fun. Me and my pan friend would have a great time with you.
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White/US
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
12-13?
>how did you learned to masturbate
On my own in bathtub
>reason you started masturbating
Babysitter
>how often you masturbate
Depends, usually at least once a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Few weeks
>the most you masturbated in one day
Like 8-9 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
30 minutes to a few hours
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
One minute when younger
>details ways of how you masturbate
Love stroking and feeling my tip until really hard,than stroke slowly
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
I cum a lot usually
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
None
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I LOVE anal sex
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
A couple times by friends, but nothing serious.
>Contact
Kik is jdilla414. Really looking for females to share stories with, talk kinks etc. I'm horny atm so it'd be nice
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>>25132637
how long is your dick,if can self suck it?
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>>25133085
it's like 16-17cm, it's not that big desu, it's just me that's really flexible, i do a lot of sports and stretching so it's not that hard to self suck
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Latino, french
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
14
>how did you learned to masturbate
was experimental
>reason you started masturbating
it felt good lol
>how often you masturbate
not often, maybe when stressed or just to blow off steam
>the longest you gone without masturbating
I believe a few months
>the most you masturbated in one day
3-4 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
from 10 mins to 45 mins
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
longest is 45 mins, shortest is 10 mins
>details ways of how you masturbate
on bed, couch, on my knees, on floor
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
yes I clean up lol
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
hell naw
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
yes but never got caught

also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
maybe in kik
>contact : kik: conash2
>more stories
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>>25131417
neither I guess
>>
>gender
male
>ethincity/country
white/US
>sexual orientation
bi
>current age
18 almost 19
>what age you believe you started at
11
>how did you learned to masturbate
watching porn and copying what I saw
>reason you started masturbating
felt good, was new and exciting
>how often you masturbate
daily
>the longest you gone without masturbating
months
>the most you masturbated in one day
8 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
1-2 hours
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
3 hours/20 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
I used to constantly jerk off using no lube using my foreskin. now I like to pull it back and use lube slowly massaging the head. I've recently started to enjoy fingering my ass. I want to try cumming purely from anal
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I am usually quiet and if I don't cum into a tissue I'll swallow it
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I will sometimes use a sharpie on my ass but it doesn't feel as good as my fingers
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yes, yes
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
no I'm generally very careful

also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
I need to shave so not right now, but if you Kik me I'll send you pics
>contact
Kik: riskira
>more stories
fell into the sissy addiction. I don't have any clothes but I'm very curious
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>>25134784
got panties?
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>>25124252
A straight, white girl around my age that is quiet/vanilla and likes voyeurism and erotic stories?
Please marry me. Girls like this are surprisingly difficult to find.
Also, the grinding on your bedpost thing is so cute/hot.
Also, happy belated birthday if you see this!
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>>25120030
>gender
male
>ethincity/country
lightskin, the netherlands
>sexual orientation
straight
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
11
>how did you learned to masturbate
I was in a badtub and just started to rub it and after some time i had an orgasm (nothing comin out tho)
>reason you started masturbating
idk i knew/ watched pron since i was 9 maybe i wanted to try it or something
>how often you masturbate
>the longest you gone without masturbating
11 years (okay 2 weeks)
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
7m
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
long 2 hours, short 2 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
slow at first and hard to the end
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
i make a mess and then clean up
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
nope
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Yes 2 times. (i was 13 years)I was mastrubating with earplugs in and i didnt notice the steps from the stairs until last minute so i hid my dick in my pyjamas but my mom asked me to open the window of my room because it was hot (the sitouation was that before me was a window and behind me my mom). So i closed it and i sat down again. I think she probaly. notices but idk
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>>25136763
so you watch porn for 2years you started masturbating
>>
I came 8 times in the last hour and a half
Do I keep going and try to get 10? Or do I go to sleep
I have to be awake in 5 hours
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>>25138600
so,what did you do?
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>>25120030

>gender
big guy
>ethincity/country
big america
>sexual orientation
smoking hot ladyfellas
>current age
20s
>what age you believe you started at
first time wasn accident
>how did you learned to masturbate
i accidentally fucked an air mattress
>reason you started masturbating
i just get hard like rhinestones and start to assault objects with my rhinestone pecker
>how often you masturbate
alot
>the longest you gone without masturbating
never
>the most you masturbated in one day
until i was sore and out of socks
>the average time you spend masturbating
about a quarter of the day
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
out in the desert of california during a sandstorm in a porta-potty that was about to flip over, and i had to make it a tactical mission so i stroked furiously enough to win a gold medal that is shinier than michael phelps' gold medal
>details ways of how you masturbate
wax on and wax off
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
i cup my hand over my mouth and begin to fan vigorously while making native american war cries across a household where a family is present
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
i tried one of them fleshlight thingamabobs but that was weird and it exploded
>did you try anal,and do you like it
the only things that go in my asshole are the hardships of being an adult and maybe a girls dick
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
not that i care i mean it is my dick
>more stories
i got high as fuck as a kid one time and this teacher didnt have a bra on so yeah i managed to figure some shit out in the middle of classroom once upon a time many years ago
>>
>gender
female
>ethincity/country
Caucasian
>sexual orientation
bi

>current age
18
>what age you believe you started at
12?
>how did you learn to masturbate
uhm yahoo answers lol
>reason you started masturbating
curious and being constantly horny
>how often you masturbate
could be everyday for a while or once every few months
>the longest you gone without masturbating 5 months prob
>the most you masturbated in one day
5-7 times lol
>the average time you spend masturbating
6ish minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
probably like 2 seconds
>details ways of how you masturbate
the only way i've managed to make myself orgasm is by putting a shower head on my clit, i can orgasm from it in like a minute multiple times. i also enjoy griding on my dog. jk
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
i wimper a lottt and i do get wet really easily but i've never left a big mess or squirted
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
nothing i think
>did you try anal,and do you like it
ive put things in my ass a few times didn't really dislike it or like it?
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
yeahhhhhhhhhh i rather not talk about it though kinda traumatising lol
>>
>>25140487
contact info bcoz why not
kik is beardcrumb
>>
Has anyone ever gotten a uti from fapping to much?

Asking for a friend..
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>>25140667
you can get them from lotions/soaps
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>>25140667
Not a uti but I got a huge blister on my cock from masturbating so much.
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>>25140574
>bcoz why not
bcoz flood of dick pics?
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>>25141068
truth. literally got 100+ messages one time, and then got called a bitch for not replying to the dick pics.
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White, USA
>sexual orientation
Mostly straight but bi
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
Since 9 or 10 atleast
>how did you learned to masturbate
Notice my penis getting and started playing with it, didn't know to stroke it until 7th grade
>reason you started masturbating
(if I remember correctly I think I was actually watching a drag queen with big fake tits on TV and thought it was a really hot girl lol
>how often you masturbate
Once a day atleast
>the longest you gone without masturbating
about a week
>the most you masturbated in one day
4 times and it was the first day i learned to figner my ass.
>the average time you spend masturbating
I take my time, usually an hour but sometimes 2
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest was while jerking off on chaturbate when I used to ave ana ccount, spent 2 and a half hours their after hal an hour of masturbating then another half hour after streaming to finish up.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Just stroking but I am a tall boy with a 7 inch cock so i can somewhat suck myself. If really horny Ill play with my ass and I like to vidchat on omegle know for some company
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I dribble a lot of cum so yes pretty messy lol.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
No toys as of the moment but I used a weird buttplug esque keychain I got as a small dildo for a while till i lost it.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I have a pretty sensitive prostate so yes
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
A few in highschool but growing up I was home alone a lot so not really.
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White (of italian descent)
>sexual orientation
"Straight" (mostly women, but passable/feminine traps can be OK)
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
No idea, between 8 and 11 probably.
>how did you learned to masturbate
Realized laying face-down on the couch and grinding my crotch against the cushions felt good, friends taught me more later
>reason you started masturbating
Because it feels good? Seems like a stupid question.
>how often do you masturbate
about twice/thrice a day, increases exponentially when I have free time
>the longest you gone without masturbating
couple weeks when I was so busy I didn't even remember masturbation existed
>the most you masturbated in one day
likely well over 20 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
2-3 hours, during which I cum about two or three times. I could go on much longer, though.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
an entire day / about 15 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
find appropriate material (mostly sadpanda, sometimes /gif/ /h/ /d/, sometimes porn videos or JAVs)
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
Nope, just ragged breathing and easily disposed-of paper tissues or finish in my hand and wash in the sink
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I once played with my urethra with a smooth pen cap, and at another point have used a toothbrush about to be disposed of to try and touch my prostate. Both felt alright but didn`t seem to justify the extra effort. I feel like I`m more into toying others than being toyed with.
>did you try anal, and do you like it
On myself, yeah but it wasn`t anything special. Receiving is not my deal. I really want to assfuck someone cute, though.
>were you ever caught, or had any close calls
Yeah, but I`ve always been great at playing it off with a poker face and pretending to be doing something else.
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>>25141476
>the last time you masturbated
About an hour ago
>the last thing you masturbated to
https://nhentai.net/g/157535/
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Anal (performing, not receiving), intercrural sex, thigh-high stockings, nipple play, creampie, fucking like a wild animal until complete exhaustion
>what helps get you off (porn, rule34/hentai, erotic stories etc.)
Mostly hentai doujinshi (porn manga), but some specific, mostly amateur porn videos are good too (those completely fake videos made by the big porn studios bore my dick to limpness).
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
A japanese girl filling up her (clean) butthole with about two dozen boiled eggs and them laying them all out again in a bowl
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Can`t remember exactly, but the all the best ones have happened when a new doujinshi that ticked all the right checkboxes for me was released on sadpanda, and then I reserved some time to properly enjoy them at my leisure (read: edging and building it up for a couple hours with old favorites and then finishing it up with the new one)
Examples:
[Takeda Hiromitsu] Sister Breeder Ch. 1-2 [English]
(C89) [YURIRU-RARIKA (Kojima Saya, Lazu)] Gohoushi Tantou no Kashima desu (Kantai Collection -KanColle-) [English] [desudesu]
[Jun] FEEL SO ASS ~Unmei, Kanjichatta | FEEL SO ASS ~I felt like it was fate~ (COMIC Tenma 2015-12) [English] {5 a.m.}
[Koorizu] Nekomanman Zenpen (COMIC Shingeki 2015-08) [English] [Kyupi]
[Yokkora] My Sweet Anul (ANGEL Club 2015-06) [English] [n0504]
[Kazuhiro] Anal Choukyou no Hibi (ANGEL Club 2013-05) [English] [biribiri]
[Kitani Sai] Three Switch [English] [N04h] [Decensored]
(C80) [Ruiketsuan, Heart's Nest (Namidame, hato)] How Do You Like Asshole? (Touhou Project) [English] {Anonygoo + Afro}
(Reitaisai 9) [Ruiketsuan (Namidame)] Koumon de Oshiete Patchouli | Teach Me With Your Anus, Patchouli (Touhou Project) [English] [Anonygoo + Afro]
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>gender
F
>ethincity/country
White
>sexual orientation
Bi
>current age
30
>what age you believe you started at
11
>how did you learned to masturbate
I heard my friends older sister talking about rubbing on her teddy bear so I started with that
>reason you started masturbating
I heard it feels really good and is fun so I wanted to try
>how often you masturbate
Twice a day usually
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Maybe 3 days
>the most you masturbated in one day
7 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
It really depends on my mood and if I have had sex recently.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest was under a min, longest was edging for almost 2 hours
>details ways of how you masturbate
If I am using toys I have a magic wand, glass dildo and princes plug. I like to use them from time to time. Otherwise I like to rub my clit, put a finger up my ass, play with my nipples
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I make noise, get really wet
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Magic wand, dildos, vibrators, ballgags, plugs, restraints, whips
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Love ana play
>were you ever caught or had any close calls
My uncle caught me once.
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>>25120030
>>gender
M
>>ethincity/country
White/USA
>>sexual orientation
Mostly straight
>>current age
21
>>what age you believe you started at
8-9ish
>>how did you learned to masturbate
Don't remember really, just started rubbing it
>>reason you started masturbating
It felt good
>>how often you masturbate
Normally around 3 times a day
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
A week
>>the most you masturbated in one day
7-8 times probably
>>the average time you spend masturbating
Don't really have an average time
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
I like edging so probably quite a while
>>details ways of how you masturbate
Normally at my comp, just jerking it normally, sometimes I'll use a onahole, sometimes I'll do it in the floor of my bedroom or shower with a prostate massager or dido
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No noise, clean up with a towel
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Onaholes, a prostate massager, a dildo
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
I do but it takes too long/too much clean up
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Not really, parents were never home so no real way to get caught
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>>25141514
hey got kik or smt?
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
UK
>sexual orientation
Mostly straight
>current age
30
>what age you believe you started at
10 ish
>how did you learned to masturbate
rubbing myself against things
>reason you started masturbating
felt good
>how often you masturbate
before, a lot. since i've been on meds, a lot less
>the longest you gone without masturbating
when i was in a relationship probably over a month
>the most you masturbated in one day
about 6 probably
>the average time you spend masturbating
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
longest, hours - shortest, seconds
>details ways of how you masturbate
with my hand and pornhub
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it/
nope
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls/
yup, by my mother, it was as awkward as you can imagine
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>>25141476
8-11?! wow
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>>25142171
I remember I couldn't get hard, and absolutely nothing came out even when I came. In truth, I think I only actually came by the end of that period, closer to the 12 age mark, even if it was a dry orgasm. Before that it I think it was just feeling good until I got bored of it, there wasn't an actual climax.
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White
>sexual orientation
Hopeless fetishist
>current age
22
>what age you believe you started at
Maybe 12
>how did you learned to masturbate
I started reading fucked up storys and found that they made my dick grow, kept touching them because it felt good until one time i finally came
>reason you started masturbating
Because it feels good?
>how often you masturbate
Maybe 5-8 times a month
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 months maybe?
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 or 6 times when i was a child
>the average time you spend masturbating
~2 hours
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
~15 hours / ~1 minute
>details ways of how you masturbate
Wearing a diaper most the time, rubbing my dick through the plastic. Also with the aid/hindrance of speed
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
I dont moan whatsoever when masturbating, nor any mess.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Diapers
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Experimented with using some dildos and vibrators extensively before i realized i just dont have a G-spot
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Several times between 13-16 my stash of diapers were found. Once i was even caught wearing them.

Just end me lads
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>>25132604
>u off
the girls is the most beautyful thing in this world
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>>25120030
>>gender
M
>>ethincity/country
White, blonde, green eyes, Colombia
>>sexual orientation
straight
>>current age
27
>>what age you believe you started at
13 maybe 14
>>how did you learned to masturbate
i dont know, is weird, always my friends spoken about that, and i didn't knowed, so, one day i came to my bathroom, i did grab my dick and i started to move mi hand up and down, up and down, i felt something in all my body, like a energy and...
>>reason you started masturbating
curiosus
>>how often you masturbate
every day, altough im trying to let it
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
1 week
>>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times
>>the average time you spend masturbating
depend, sometimes 10 minutes, another 8 minutes, others until 30 minutes.
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
the most longest almost 50 minutes
>>details ways of how you masturbate
I think it's the same for every man here, i hold my dick and move up and down, sometimes i standing, sometimes i put of knees, sometimes the open legs, i like to put my hand in my anus and push gently, sometimes I simulated that i really im with a women, and i push with my hip with strength against my hand while a see a picture or photo in facebook
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
seriusly no
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
one time i used a bibrator in my anus, but i dont know is very normal
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
with my fingers, and small objects depends if i want to feel more in the orgasm, when i masturbated diary my body demand more for the pornography(i hate that vice)
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
yeah, so much times, for my fathers, sister, brother, friends, and more and more...
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>>25121293
Amazing!
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>>25143832
why did you get caught so many times?
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b.
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>>25145876
I did masturbate everywhere in the past, where i could to do it. in the park, in the houses near, in my school, everywhere ...
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>>25120030
>>gender
Male
>>ethincity/country
Estonian/Russia
>>sexual orientation
No gayshit at all
>>current age
18
>>what age you believe you started at
At 13 I guess
>>how did you learned to masturbate
Just seen in porn
>>reason you started masturbating
Wanted to try something new
>>how often you masturbate
Idk, just a few different ways
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
About a week
>>the most you masturbated in one day
22 times
>>the average time you spend masturbating
About 10 minutes
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
2 hours/6 minutes
>>details ways of how you masturbate
Just taking some lube and toilet paper
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Nope
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Never used stuff like that
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
Nope
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Nope
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>>25120030
masturbation thread
post pics,stories,or just answers questions
>gender
M
>ethincity/country
U.S.
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
22
>what age you believe you started at
14
>how did you learned to masturbate
I saw porn and I went to the shower and got hard and tried to piss but couldn't. Eventually I just kept on doing it and the rest is history.
>reason you started masturbating
Saw porn.
>how often you masturbate
Once or twice a day.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A few weeks.
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
Takes about 30-an hour
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
4 hours thanks to drugs
Literally 3 minutes thanks to public exhibitionism
>details ways of how you masturbate
Overhand, slapping, squeezing my nuts, and filming it for all to see on my kik
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Grunts and a lot of mess
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I have some tenga thing that I've ruined with use.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Hel yeah putting things in my butt while cumming is cash
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Sure a few times.

also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
My cock is for all to see if they wanna.
>contact
Kik: cyberobama
About to fap now
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>>25140487
This one is kind of cute.
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mp.
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Do any girls want to masturbate and potentially smoke weed and watch anime
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>gender
male
>ethincity/country
Germany
>sexual orientation
bi, but mostly attracted to women
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
11
>how did you learned to masturbate
tried simulating a vigina with my hand
>reason you started masturbating
couriosity
>how often you masturbate
about twice a week
>the longest you gone without masturbating
two months
>the most you masturbated in one day
more than 10 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
30 min
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
seconds, a whole day edging
>details ways of how you masturbate
I change hands often, like to squeeze the glans
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I'm quiet, I often press my urethra close to my anus so the cum goes into my bladder when I have an orgasm. I pee it out later so no mess
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
mini vibro/ handles, candles vegetables, ...
>did you try anal,and do you like it
love it
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
I was caught once by my mum
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>gender
Male
>ethnicity/country
White/USA
>sexual orientation
Bisexual
>current age
27
>what age you believe you started at
14
>how did you learned to masturbate
Just strokin' it til it felt good
>reason you started masturbating
Turned on by pics of skimpily dressed cosplayers, stole some porn mags, felt good
>how often you masturbate
Multiple times daily except when my partner asks me to edge so our sex is better
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A week
>the most you masturbated in one day
15 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
An hour
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Eight hours/three minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
Wrap my full left hand around my cock and stroke; right hand I do a kind of three finger grip. Other times, I'll make sure to have a plug in my ass, or riding a dildo while doing the same. I've also used a hitachi pressed on my cock to great effect, also with my ass stuffed.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Noise, no, I usually cum all over the place. Sometimes I'll wipe it up with my hand and lick it off, other times I'll tissue clean it.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
HItachi magic wand, bad dragon dildos, other dildos, glass toys, metal plug, vibrating plug, Tenga sleeve
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I fucking love anal, I fucking love getting pegged, and the best orgasm of my life was when my partner was pegging me and I came hands free from anal all over my chest. Not masturbation, but fuck that was good. I love having a thick toy filling my ass; my biggest dildo is a bad dragon Apollo, and while I can only get hte first knot bit in (2.25" diamter), it's fucking insane. I can also take about 8" of cock into my ass (legacy Chance, aka, horse cock) and that fucking feels great. I prefer just having my small Nox in my ass though, that one is comfortable.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Only as a kid.

Would post more but chubby, hairy, 5.5" cock
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>the last time you masturbated
Friday
>the last thing you masturbated to
Trap porn
>what are your fetishes/kinks
So many. BDSM, impact play, pegging, diapers, crossdressing, gender play, rope, bondage, forced orgasms, edging, chastity, etc. I'm fucked up lol.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Porn, memories, erotic stories, rule 34, rping, the list goes on. I can get off to a shitton of stuff.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Weirdest to mainstream people is probably diaper porn. It's a longtime fetish, I'm not really ashamed of it.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
I said above, but I'll elaborate.

My partner and I decided to have a bit of a pegging scene after they spanked my ass bright red. Started off with a bit of normal foreplay, feeling each other up, making out, and they moved their hands to my ass and started lubing me up. They fingered me, playing with my prostate, licking my cock inbetween, teasing the hell out of me, while I was on my back, told not to move, and rock hard. They finished getting me lubed up, and pulled me to the edge of the bed, still teasing my ass with their fingers. Then they inserted their cock, a 'strapless strap-on' realdoe. And fuck me, it was good while they fucked me. I wasn't allowed to put my hands on my cock, and they were blatantly ignoring it while they fucked me, pressing down, pushing their cock against my prostate. I started pushing back, rocking my hips to push the cock down further, I could feel it rubbing against my prostate. After a while, it just built and built and built and my whole body shook as my cock erupting shooting cum all over my chest as I pulled them tight to me, hilting the cock in my ass as I rode out the orgasm.
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>gender
male
>ethincity/country
white
>sexual orientation
straight
>current age
22
>what age you believe you started at
14
>how did you learned to masturbate
some friends and I used to go to the woods and do it so I learned from them
>reason you started masturbating
didn't really feel any sexual frustration at that time so I just wanted to be accepted into the group
>how often you masturbate
the least I can. Sexdrive too stronk so once every 3 days or so
>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 weeks
>the most you masturbated in one day
4 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
as of lately, 1h 30'
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
3h 30' / 5'
>details ways of how you masturbate
read/watch something erotic on the pc and edge for a while as I sit half-naked. Can and usually fap with either hand and change a couple of times
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I may make some noise as I get up/sit down again on the chair. No necessary clean up usually because I release on a piece of paper that I flush on the toilet
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
once tried a classic stylus up the ass
>did you try anal,and do you like it
with my fingers. requires a lot of preparation and I need to be really horny for it. Never really got into it
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
a lot of close calls with roommates. Never got caught to my knowledge
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>gender
>ethincity/country
>sexual orientation
Im not interested in men
>current age
>what age you believe you started at
Young
>how did you learned to masturbate
Sesame street
>reason you started masturbating
The cookie monster
>how often you masturbate
Not very often
>the longest you gone without masturbating
8 months
>the most you masturbated in one day
Twice
>the average time you spend masturbating
And hour
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
An hour
>details ways of how you masturbate
No
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
None
>did you try anal,and do you like it
No
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
No

>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
No
>contact
Kik: SheNeverSmiles
>more stories
No. Story time is over
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b.u.m.p.
>>
pumb
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>gender / M
>ethincity/country / Oriental/USA
>sexual orientation /straight/ might kiss pretty boys if theyre super trap
>current age /34
>what age you believe you started at /8
>how did you learned to masturbate /born natural
>reason you started masturbating / sex crAzed
>how often you masturbate /almost every hour
>the longest you gone without masturbating / 1 day
>the most you masturbated in one day / more than in the teens
>the average time you spend masturbating 15 mins
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating /couple hours/couple mins
>details ways of how you masturbate /jerk a little to the right with a lot of thumb work too
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up /pinch it off and drop it in toilet
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used /no toys
>did you try anal,and do you like it /nevrr tried
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls / never
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Turkish/English/Kurdish/Scottish/Greek,UK
>sexual orientation
Bi
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
11
>how did you learned to masturbate
Watching Newgrounds videos
>reason you started masturbating
Sounded cool
>how often you masturbate
1-2 times a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 days or a week, can't remember
>the most you masturbated in one day
7
>the average time you spend masturbating
15 mins
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
longest 2 hours, shortest 4 mins
>details ways of how you masturbate
Usually lie down on my bed and just beat it, sometimes I'll be sitting down or standing up though, cause it feels better
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
Rarely make noises, usually wipe it in my briefs or with a tissue
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Nah
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Nah
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
caught a couple of times, nothing really happened, many close calls
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethnicity/country
Nigger, USoA
>sexual orientation
Everything, if it's hot enough
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
I know I started at 5, but stopped, really continued semi-regularly at 8-9, then 10 for a while, then 12-13 a few times, forever constantly at 14
>how did you learned to masturbate
Vague sexual knowledge from asking hard questions to my parents, and fooling around at daycare
>reason you started masturbating
Feels good
>how often you masturbate
Daily if life isn't busy, never if it is
>the longest you've gone without masturbating
After seriously doing it (post 14) 2 years, was being a Christian so hard my dick didn't get erect anymore
>the most you masturbated in one day
6 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
1-2 hours
>what is the longest shortest time you spent masturbating
47 seconds to 4 hours and 48 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
Just jacking it and nipple touching, nothing creative
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
No noise, and I just wash off my hands
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
One time I put my dick in a plastic bottle at 13, scarred my dick for life
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Did it with the stick end of a plunger about 5 times, liked it, too lazy to try it again
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
All the time. I lived in close quarters with my family so I simply pulled a chair in front of me/made a fort to masturbate, no one ever found out.

Bonus:
>the last time you masturbated
2 days ago.
>the last thing you masturbated to
Hentai/Indian/Japanese/ASSTR stories/ASMR/Sex audio (at the same time)
>what are your fetishes/kinks
So many I just describe what I can't get into:
Shit, rotten necrophilia, kids
Anything else is golden.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc
All of that. Especially a good story.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Plain gore.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
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>>25156895
replying to self to continue

>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
I was 16, had a crush on this redneck college girl who had a bad attitude, and this Australian gay dude (online only) and I stayed up all night masturbating while listening to them laugh at me on Skype. That was the 4 hours+ one, took all night (mainly cause of distractions but I never stopped stroking).
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>>25124252
Happy birthday ! sorry for the delay. That is nice data to share I like it. Hentai does turn on fire.
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>>25126960
Hell yeah that real shit from a Real Lady. You are the ideal woman.
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>>25156884
>Turkish/English/Kurdish/Scottish/Greek,UK
>>
>gender
f
>ethincity/country
white/US
>sexual orientation
straight
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
14
>how did you learned to masturbate
friend talked about how good it felt to be fingered
>reason you started masturbating
curious
>how often you masturbate
usually once or twice a week
>the longest you gone without masturbating
months
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
25-30 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
hour/5 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
get into bed in just a tshirt, gently run my fingers up/down my pussy, loosely rub my clit, stick the tip of my finger in then spread that lubrication around, repeat these steps with my vibrating dildo, use my free hand to squeeze my tits, get off once on vibration, insert dildo a little, then get off again with vibe
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
moan a little, but no mess
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I have a vibrating dildo and a small vibrator, I've used a hair brush and tried to get off once with a beaded necklace
>did you try anal,and do you like it
no
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
sister walked in on me in high school, roommate caught me in college
>the last time you masturbated
Saturday
>the last thing you masturbated to
don't watch porn
>what are your fetishes/kinks
big veiny throbbing dicks
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
roommate having sex in the same room
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Shortly after I got my vibe dildo, I went too crazy and went 3 times in a row. I felt vibrations for about 30 minutes, I couldn't walk because my legs wouldn't stop shaking, and I had mini aftershock orgasms.
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>gender
M
>ethincity/country
Hispanic/US
>sexual orientation
Bi or Pan
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
13
>how did you learned to masturbate
Self taught after discovering internet porn
>reason you started masturbating
Curiousity
>how often you masturbate
Once or twice a day with occasional break for a few days
>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 Months I believe
>the most you masturbated in one day
4 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
10-30 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
1 1/2 hours/3 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
When I start pitching a tent at times, I lock my door, search up something good on my computer or tablet, pull down my shorts or pants and start going to town. I'm usually in an awkward position but I manage while I scroll through whatever I find. I barely stick to one thing, and I try to look at as many pictures or videos as possible before finishing.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I keep silent for the most part with the occassional moan, and clean up is usually with a towel in my room
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I've used one of the tenga products once, which felt pretty alright. Usually it's just a bottle of lube and my hands.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Not really? Idk?
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Mom has almost caught me at times, so has my sister, but nothing too big.
>the last time you masturbated
Last afternoon.
>the last thing you masturbated to
Camgirls
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Some exibition and voyerism, light bondage, camming
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Random Cosmo mag in the bathroom
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Camming with my ex a couple years back (LDR) and we went at it for almost two hours before cumming together. I made a pretty big mess and was out of breath, but it felt great and their voice comforted me to sleep.
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>>25157036
>what are your fetishes/kinks
big veiny throbbing dicks
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
roommate having sex in the same room
are you me?

>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Shortly after I got my vibe dildo, I went too crazy and went 3 times in a row. I felt vibrations for about 30 minutes, I couldn't walk because my legs wouldn't stop shaking, and I had mini aftershock orgasms.

nope, female confirmed. Damn I wish I could feel that :(
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>>25120030
>>gender
Male
>>ethincity/country
White European
>>sexual orientation
Girls + Traps > Femboys + Twinks
>>current age
20
>>what age you believe you started at
12
>>how did you learned to masturbate
I humped my bed until I orgasmed
>>reason you started masturbating
Boredom and started humping my bed one day
>>how often you masturbate
4 times a day
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 days
>>the most you masturbated in one day
10 times
>>the average time you spend masturbating
6 minutes for each orgasm
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
longest: 10 min
shortest: 1 minute
>>details ways of how you masturbate
I grab my dick through my pants and start tugging
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No I pinch really hard to prevent cum from coming out, any that does come out my underwear soaks up
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
N/A
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Nope
>also will you post
>>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
Nope
>>contact
Kik: Azrogg

>the last time you masturbated
Yesterday
>the last thing you masturbated to
ERP with an anon
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Being a dom and doing everything imaginable to my sub
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Anything
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Guro, ASMR, Math
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Jerking to (((illegal stuff)))
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White, dutch, netherlands
>sexual orientation
Straight but bicurious
>current age
24
>what age you believe you started at
12
>how did you learned to masturbate
Experimentation
>reason you started masturbating
Big bro forgot his porn mag and I found it. Shit made me diamonds but I didn't know why yet.
>how often you masturbate
About twice a week
>the longest you gone without masturbating
14 days
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
50 minutes. I edge a lot
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
12 seconds shortest, longest 6 hours
>details ways of how you masturbate
Start fast but slow down as I get closer until I barely touch it. When I can't prossibly hold back any longer I go all the way. I sometime use spit as lube, tease my nipples and ocasionally pleasure my prostate.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No noise but I always cum on my own belly.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
None, just fingers and hands
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I tried, mixed feelings but I keep coming back to it.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Never caught, very close calls that gave me my sex in public fetish.
>the last time you masturbated
10 days ago
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bp
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um
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>>25157966
The aftershocks were as nice as laying in your bed with clean sheets just after you've showered and flexing your feet under the covers. Satisfying and relaxing.
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>>25120030
>gender
F
>ethincity/country
white/UK
>sexual orientation
Mostly straight
>current age
32
>what age you believe you started at
Possibly very young, maybe 4 or 5 if just touching counts, but I think I started orgasming around 13
>how did you learned to masturbate
Just did what felt good, usually in the evenings in my bedroom
>reason you started masturbating
Because it felt good!
>how often you masturbate
Most days
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A few weeks
>the most you masturbated in one day
Probably about four times
>the average time you spend masturbating
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
It varies a lot, from a couple of minutes if I'm very horny to several hours if I'm having a lazy day
>details ways of how you masturbate
Usually on my back or sitting up, sometimes humping bedclothes which is how I first used to make myself cum
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I get very wet sometimes
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I have a dildo but I've used the usual hairbrush handles and things
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Tried it, it doesn't do much for me when I'm on my own
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Many close calls with parents and brother when I was younger, bfs have caught me since but that's not such a bad thing.
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>>25120053
>the last time you masturbated
Yesterday morning
>the last thing you masturbated to
Just thoughts, I'm not much of a porn user
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Submission and similar mild taboos
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Normally just imaginations and memories, things I read including here on /soc/, sometimes porn but not as often
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
I once ate spat chocolate, spat it into my hand, rubbed it all over my face and came looking in the mirror - does that count as weird enough?
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Not sure I could single one out but I usually cum hardest after being teased or if there is a lot of sexual tension
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>>25161921
I mean the chocolate is different, I'm imagining you masturbating over the fact you're in blackface
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>>25161927
Lol, it wasn't blackface so much as just a big mess, and that's what I got off to.
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>>25161938
Well shit, the concept of that is pretty hot.

Still sniggering to the blackface though.
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Mexican/American
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
Like 12 or 13
>how did you learned to masturbate
Porn
>reason you started masturbating
I wanted to see what would happen if I rubbed my dick like in the porn I was watching
>how often you masturbate
Like once every three days or so
>the longest you gone without masturbating
About a month
>the most you masturbated in one day
4 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
60-90 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Around 4 hours/2 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
I stoke my dick with my left hand or use one of my onaholes
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No/tissure or jizz all over myself and shower
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Onaholes/nothing/tried a bunch of stuff out of boredom, cantalope, banana peel, even made a homemade onahole out of sponges and shit
>did you try anal, and do you like it
Yeah, feels good man
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Apparently one of my older sister caught me once but she just left right away without me noticing. Only know about it because she brought it up once.
>the last time you masturbated
An hour ago
>the last thing you masturbated to
Rondo Duo
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Futa, rape, the usual
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Porn, hentai doujins
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
I've fapped to alot of things and something being weird is subjective. For me the weirdest thing was trying to fap to pictures of someone I knew in real life. I have no idea how people do it, I just feel like I'm violating their privacy, or something like that, it's hard to explain.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Edged for like 3 hours after not fapping for a couple week. Nearly passed out

Why did I even fill this out. My fapping is way too boring
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>gender
Female
>ethincity/country
White/us
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
23
>what age you believe you started at
15, didn't orgasm til 19
>how did you learned to masturbate
With a toy.
>reason you started masturbating
Bf couldn't please me, bought me a toy. My first orgasm was from one.. I became addicted.
>how often you masturbate
2-5/day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 days
>the most you masturbated in one day
12 :l
>the average time you spend masturbating
20m-2h
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Orgasmed right after I orgasmed. 30s? Longest prob 2h,idk.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Clit. Hard and fast. Not continuous. On and off.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Usually I stay quiet. Soft moans, louder when I orgasm.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
California jack rabbit, broke it. Magic wand, broke it. :(
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Anal with a cock. It's only for my partner, I'm not really into it any other way.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Dad caught me once in the living room. Thought he was sleeping. He just ignored it.
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White/USA
>sexual orientation
Straight but sort of flexible
>current age
24
>what age you believe you started at
5
>how did you learned to masturbate
I didn't know what "stroking" was until middle school... But from 5 years old until around 6th grade, I'd lay face down on the floor or bed with both of my hands pressing palm upward against my hard dick. I'd apply pressure and lightly hump until I felt like I was through.
>reason you started masturbating
When I was little, I'd play with my dick all the time and it just felt good.
>how often you masturbate
Usually twice a day.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A week
>the most you masturbated in one day
Probably came 7 or 8 times in a day.
>the average time you spend masturbating
15 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Probably 4 hours of edging
Shortest is probably 3 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
I sometimes do the method from when I was little - but I usually just stroke (dry, no lube) with two fingers, sometimes a full hand while watching porn or fantasizing about girls I know.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Usually make no noise and usually just cum on my stomach. I occasionally eat some of my cum.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I've used cock rings, sharpie in ass, vibrators on my tip, etc...
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Played around with it some, but not a lot. Like it alright.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
My mom used to catch me doing my old method when I was little and used to yell at me for it. Only happened about 4 or 5 times before I learned to really be discreet.

>contact
guynoir93 on Kik
>more stories
Yeh if anyone asks
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>>25160818
wow thanks for that, I think I can imagine with this at least
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For the girls - do you enjoy masturbating in front of a boyfriend or other guy?

I really love watching girls touch themselves (before I join in - I'm not *just* watching). But some girls seem to feel really awkward about it.
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>>25162125
I'm a lesbian and I enjoy masturbating in front of girlfriends. Most of my relationships have been with women older than me and with less libido than me so I turn to masturbation frequently and don't mind if they watch.
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>>25162125
I've done it with my boyfriend once or twice. He was taking a break/teasing me by not doing it when I asked, but I was horny so I did it to try and tempt him. He was sitting on the bed with his back against the wall partially dressed, I was naked on my back. I scooted up so my hips were basically on his lap and looked him in the eyes while touched myself. I was thinking he would fuck me since I was angled so close to him, but he ended up fingering me while I played with my clit, which was one of the first times (maybe first?) I got to feel my g spot really stroked. I can't really reach it on my own, but his fingers are perfect for it. Fucker doesn't do it nearly as much as I want though, this reminds me I should do something about that.

>>25162460
Never done this with a woman but it sounds fun.
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White/US
>sexual orientation
Confused
>current age
23
>what age you believe you started at
13
>how did you learned to masturbate
Just discovered messing with it felt good, kept rubbing myself
>how often you masturbate
4-9 times a week, sometimes twice a week, sometimes I can't help more
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A week. never again.
>the most you masturbated in one day
Four times. Last load was just air. poof.
>the average time you spend masturbating
Depends, usually at least 45 mins
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest was under a minute after a no fap week, longest was two hours and ended with two orgasms, a prostate and a really slow leaky one
>details ways of how you masturbate
Usually rub my thighs, ass, nipples and get turned on, then rub a finger around the head, fap slowly normal till I can't hold, or if I'm up for it I'll finger myself, usually with my thumb. It always ends in me being submissive and pretending it is a cock in me.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I moan, sometimes I have to hold it in..whimpered last night when I had a prostate orgasm, first time that has happened. As far as clean up I'm usually still turned on enough to swallow!
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Used a fleshlite, but really waiting till I can get a plug or dildo now!
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I fucking love it. Feels so much better than messing with my cock. Kind of slutty feeling too.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Yeah, but no times that really make for a great story

>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Fapping for hours and stopping. The next day I didn't touch my dick, started to rub my ass and slowly got up to three fingers in. Fucked myself till I leaked, pushed me over the edge, shot some cum, ate it, got even hornier, moaned loudly and jerked more cum out, ate it too as my ass tensed up from the orgasm
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>>25162125
I do it kinda rough. That's the only awkward thing about it. Otherwise, watch til your hearts content.
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>>25162884
What does "rough" mean?
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We need stories about people masturbating with friends because I'm a deviant freak and that's what gets me off.
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>>25162980
>training for a run
>me (lesbian), friend who is a straight female (Jane) and two brothers
>do our run, get back to Jane's house and brothers leave
>Jane says "did you see the ass on Tom? I got so turned on running behind him"
>meh... did nothing for me
>she tells me she needs to flick the bean
>I tell her to go ahead and don't mind me
>she looks at me and says "really?"
>tell her sure
>she's sitting on the floor leaning against the couch so she scoots up, pulls her running shorts down and starts rubbing herself
>I watch her for a minute and then ask if I can join her
>she doesn't say anything but pats the space next to her
>I sit next to her and start rubbing myself
>she's doing it with her eyes closed but I'm watching her as it's a nice turn-on
>rubbing away for a few minutes and I reach over and grab her left hand with my left hand and just hold it
>she doesn't object
>continue rubbing ourselves
>I can tell she's getting close. her hand is really holding mine hard, her breathing is getting shorter
>just before she orgasms I slip two fingers inside my vagina and rub my g-spot
and orgasm
>she orgasms a few seconds later
>both sit there for a minute
>she turns to me and says "that was nice"
>I kiss her on her head, tell her I'll see her next week and get up and leave
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>>25120030
>gender
male
>ethincity/country
white
>sexual orientation
pan. basically gender/sex doesnt matter
>current age
20
>what age you believe you started at
10-11
>how did you learned to masturbate
On my own.
>reason you started masturbating
Remembered a sensation I used to have in some dreams in my crotch and this just lead to experimenting.
>how often you masturbate
once or twice a day. usually twice.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
probably months from around when i first started
>the most you masturbated in one day
3-4 times I think. they were all one after another. felt sick after
>the average time you spend masturbating
try to keep it to about 15-20 during the day, but take my time at night around an hour or so.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
no clue.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Just jerk it. Sometimes finger my butthole or lick my fingers. Sometimes I suck my own dick.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I dont really make any noise. Usually just cum in the toilet or into some paper towels. A lot of times I accidentally pass the point of no return so I just let go in my mouth to minimize the mess.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Occasionally use a sock. Did steal some lubed condoms from a hotel and used one of the two so far.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I dont hate it but its a little odd. Finger myself a bunch and I used to use this cap to a box that had a sort of a traffic cone shape. Would go down on that the whole way.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Someone walked in once when I was on the toilet but I acted like I was wiping. Never left a door unlocked again.
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>>25163703

bonus questions
>the last time you masturbated
last night
>the last thing you masturbated to
first time tasting cum videos. was curious to see reactions.
>what are your fetishes/kinkk
basically everything. only things not into are vomit, fat, slob, snot, spitting
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
rule34 and sometimes heavy r
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
not sure if weirdest but snipperclips rule 34. saw a thread and its a mix of sexy and cute/funny
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Before my first orgasm it was great. Just kinda rubbed and felt constantly good. didnt even feel my first one, it just sorta ended the good feelings instantly. using only my mouth has felt real good though its hard to suck fast enough to get myself off and i sometimes result to my hands.
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>>25163061
Why is mutual masturbation so cute? I find it unlikely that a friend casually mentions they want to masturbate but I hope this story is true
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>>25164283
prob cause its intimate but not like this primal humping and stuff
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>gender
f
>ethincity/country
uk
>sexual orientation
st8
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
20
>how did you learned to masturbate
intuition?
>reason you started masturbating
i started dating someone and had an awakening. I do it every day since we got together, sometimes twice a day. I never even orgasmed before that, i'm addicted to it, if we don't have sex then i have to do it 1-2 times at least
>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 days since i started
>the most you masturbated in one day
10 times?
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
an hour, ~30 seconds
>did you try anal,and do you like it
at least weekly, i love it, no idea why girls don't like it
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>>25164465

pics?
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>>25164481
nope!
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>>25164465
Interesting. What's your favorite kinks/fetishes?
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>>25164465
do you use lube?
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>>25162125
Yessssss. Love it, in the right setting.
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>>gender
F
>>ethincity/country
Uk
>>sexual orientation
Bi
>>current age
25 (I'm so old, all of the other girls around here are young)
>>what age you believe you started at
I remember trying at 11-12, it didn't feel good but I kept trying obsessively until it suddenly felt ok at 15
>>how did you learned to masturbate
Wrongly, I tried rubbing all sorts of things on me etc in the end sitting under the tap was what did it, which is a shame because that's bad for you
>>reason you started masturbating
Honestly I think there was something wrong with me, I saw porn at a VERY young age and was obsessed with sex immediately
>>how often you masturbate
Very little, I have long nails, lazy and live with my bf
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
I don't honestly know, maybe a few months
>>the most you masturbated in one day
When I was 13 I used to just do it all evening until my parents got home
>>the average time you spend masturbating
10-15 minutes
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
I think I've managed in a minute with the hitachi
>>details ways of how you masturbate
I lie on my back with legs bent, rubbing my clit and the entrance. When it starts to feel good I thrust at my hand.
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Normally a weird noise when I orgasm, it's too anime. Minimal mess.
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
When I was younger I masturbated with everything in the bathroom I could find like thin bottles, the handles of toothbrushes and razors (scary!) and even a stupid glass orament my stepdad had that kind of looked like a penis anyway. The absolute lowest of the low was the vibrating motor pulled from a stuffed animal that you had to pull the string on, I'm mortified because I imagine my parents could probably hear me using that at night... And a twisty cheer baton a friend's dad bought me at 14.
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
hate it
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
I don't think so
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>>25165770
>Normally a weird noise when I orgasm, it's too anime
This sounds like it would be cute.

>the vibrating motor pulled from a stuffed animal
And this sound hilarious :)
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>>25164283
I found it strange too. She is straight, or as far as I can tell she's straight. I think she just wanted to get off. I'm sure I found it much more arousing to watch her. She did't watch me.

Mutual masturbation can be very arousing. You're laying next to someone (or across from someone) and you can see them enjoying their own body. THEY judge how fast/deep/long they go and the other person can enjoy that they are making themselves feel good (at least that's how I look at it.)
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bp
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Kik: superashc
>gender
M
>ethincity/country
UK white
>sexual orientation
Bisexual
>current age
18
>what age you believe you started at
12
>how did you learned to masturbate
I watched porn
>reason you started masturbating
I played a game online that then showed nude pics
>how often you masturbate
Everyday
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 months
>the most you masturbated in one day
15
>the average time you spend masturbating
20 mins
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
7 hours / 2 mins
>details ways of how you masturbate
I use an anal teaser and wank with one hand and smoke with the other
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Sometimes get it on the floor, I sometimes moan
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I started with a marker pen, then a hair brush and a toothbrush. Now I have an anal teaser
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Never but want to
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
A couple

also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
>contact
Kik/Snapchat: superashc
>more stories
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>>25130540
lol. what type of guys are you into?
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>gender
Female
>ethincity/country
White as snow, UK
>sexual orientation
Bisexual
>current age
22
>what age you believe you started at
6
>how did you learned to masturbate
Accidentally rubbed up against the couch, simulated it with my hand and other objects, been doing it ever since.
>reason you started masturbating
Feels frigging amazing wtf is this question?
>how often you masturbate
Recently about three times a day at least.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
One and a half days. Was on vacation with my family in a camper. Sister and brother were right nearby so I couldn't without getting caught. Ended up risking it anyways.
>the most you masturbated in one day
Around 40.
>the average time you spend masturbating
Per session is usually as long as i can. Average daily is around 3 hours.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest would be 14 hours. Shortest would be 2 minutes.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Usually use 1 finger because too tight to comfortably use 2 for long periods of time, I almost always play with my breasts, throat, and lips. I also really love to suck on my fingers.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Unless I try really hard, I'm a bit of a squealer. Most of the time the place I was sitting/laying gets damp as fuck from sweat and juices.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I've used dildos for my oral fixation, but never worked up the courage to try them in me.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes, yes.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Mother caught me naked at least a dozen times, father found my dildos when we moved me out (I don't know it for a fact, but I had them hidden between clothes and when I came back my clothes were in the drawer), my brother walked in about a minute after I orgasmed.

also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
Maybe tomorrow.
>contact
I'll post my Discord in a sec, gotta get the ID.
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>>25167822
Nisana#2440 is my Discord.
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b.
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>>25120030
>masturbation thread
>post pics,stories,or just answers questions
>>gender
Male
>>ethincity/country
Black
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>current age
19
>>what age you believe you started at
13
>>how did you learned to masturbate
Got a biner and rubbed myself through the blanket
>>reason you started masturbating
felt good, figured out how to use lotion to do it and it felt better
>>how often you masturbate
once or twice every two days
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
1 week
>>the most you masturbated in one day
4 times
>>the average time you spend masturbating
20 minutes
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
45 minutes/2 minutes
>>details ways of how you masturbate
Lay down, dab of lotion on my hand and start going
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No noise, just use tissue to clean up
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Nope
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Brother almost caught me cause I did it in the middle of the day right after practice.
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>>25120053
>>25120030
>>>25120030
>bonus questions
>>the last time you masturbated
This morning
>>the last thing you masturbated to
Worship
>>what are your fetishes/kinks
Worship stuff
>>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
>>what weirdest things you masturbated to
AB/DL shit
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>>25167850
kik?
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White
>sexual orientation
Straight af
>current age
24
>what age you believe you started at
12?
>how did you learned to masturbate
idk, i was starting to be horny and robbing my peepee was feeling good, so i figured to run in back and forth.
>reason you started masturbating
Feels good man
>how often you masturbate
before i was having 1-2 times every 3 days now i try to do it 4-5 times in a row once a week.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
uhhh im horny guy max was 12 days? but my balls was hurting
>the most you masturbated in one day
7?
>the average time you spend masturbating
all depends from my mood... hard to tell...
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent
masturbating
i usually do few rounds in a row it takes like uhhh 3-4 hours; like 10 seconds lol
(for me its like this 1-st go: berely 2 minutes usually, but can be 20 minutes, 2-nd go: 10 minutes, 3-rd go: atleast 20 minutes, 4-th go: could be hours and so on.. i know its weird.
But after 4-th+ my dick get really swollen lol, even with lubricant and i don't stroke furiously.
>details ways of how you masturbate
I find a good piece of porn, whoop out my dong, by that time he is already aweke, and i stroke it in different ways, also doing balls play a bit.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Its very rarely, when i really enjoy the wank, sometimes masses happen, but i tidy up fast.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
that towel, paper roll thing XD
>did you try anal,and do you like it
no, ew
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
I had a few close calls but did not got busted, when i was like 16? perents came home and my dick was still up and i just came and couple of other times..
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>>25168855
>the last time you masturbated
today one time
>the last thing you masturbated to
Hentai MMD
>what are your fetishes/kinks
i don't really know but i guess MMD's are my fetish now lol
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
i just quit and try not to think about it
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>>25120030
>gender
male
>ethincity/country
white/ U.S.A
>sexual orientation
heterosexual
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
12
>how did you learned to masturbate
Little bro accidentally found porn (he was nine), I saw and did what some of the guys were doing while watching girls.
>reason you started masturbating
high libido even as a young kid
>how often you masturbate
about 2-3 times a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
about 6 months (had really bad ulcerative colitis, hemoglobin levels dropped down to 4.6. Literally not enough blood in my body to even get an erection).
>the most you masturbated in one day
9/10 (can't remember which, binged during an all nighter)
>the average time you spend masturbating
30-45 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
longest: 3 hours, shortest: 4 minutes, 36 seconds.
>details ways of how you masturbate
not much you can do to shake it up, i'm ambidextrous so sometimes i switch hands
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
sometimes make a small growl like noise when i cum particularly hard, always do it into a wad of tissue/toilet paper (learned my lesson when i shot myself in the eye when i was 13)
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yeah, and hell no. (just experimented with little tube) just made me need to shit real bad.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
does my father finding my search history count as caught?
>the last time you masturbated
I'm doing so right now with my left hand as I type with my right :3
>the last thing you masturbated to
some extremely hot midget (it's been a weird morning)
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
anything.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
chimaera snake rape stomach bulge hentai video.
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>>25169153
what did your father say,when he found your search history?
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>>25120030
>gender
M
>ethnicity/country
russian jew USA
>sexual orientation
straight
>current age
22
>what age you believe you started at
i'd rub on my grill friend since 5 but I didn't fap and cum until like 13?
>how did you learned to masturbate
i'd rub my hand on it, then my friend showed me porn and how to do it the right way...
>reason you started masturbating
always been a horndog
>how often you masturbate
honestly atleast 7 times a day. Once when I wake up, once before I head out, and however many times when I come home in the shower and before bed.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
a week, hiking with friends
>the most you masturbated in one day
lost count, but my dick was sore after.
>the average time you spend masturbating
10 min if I'm in a rush, an hour if not.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
shortest 3 min, longest like 3 hours
>details ways of how you masturbate
in the shower I use spit or soap as lube, in bed I lay down and look at porn/hentai/sext a girl.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
when masturbating? I'm pretty quiet, unless it's really hot, then I start panting/saying "fuck yes" lol. Clean up not needed if i'm not going out :)
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
nope
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
yes, by parents, ex gf, dog, grill friend much to her amusement, and horrified teacher when I rubbed my cock in class while a girl teased me...
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
kik yours and you shall receive
>contact
kik: volkyrie

>what are your fetishes/kinks
dominating, breeding, cum, eating ass and pussy, rough sex, passionate cuddling, squirt/pee, facesitting, public sex, 3sums, probably more
>>
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Caucasian, United States
>sexual orientation
Bisexual
>current age
18
>what age you believe you started at
I started when I was fourteen.
>how did you learned to masturbate
My first Girlfriend showed me, and we went from there.
>reason you started masturbating
Weird young girl in my neighborhood wanted me to touch myself in front of her.
>how often you masturbate
Once every few days.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 months.
>the most you masturbated in one day
12 times, that was after the 3 months.
>the average time you spend masturbating
10-25 minutes, I do Fap Hero shit, so I just measure the time.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest was 2 hours, because fap hero video was two hours lmfao.
Shortest was 2-3 minutes because I was in a bathroom.
>details ways of how you masturbate
I like to sit on a vibrator and stroke my dick as fast as I can. among thousands of other things.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Literally screaming when I go as fast, I bite my lip or pillow a lot. And there's usually a huge mess to start whch then I shoot blanks the more I fap.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Vibrator, my guy.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
First boyfriend fucked me in my ass. So yeah, I did.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
My cousin walked in on me, I felt weird. She never told anyone.

I'll post stories, and maybe contact? But only if interested.
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>>25162928
I've had partners ask me how it doesn't hurt. I just rub my clit really hard.
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>gender
femmeboy trash
>ethincity/country
great-grandparents were irish and shit/USA
>sexual orientation
gay
>current age
27
>what age you believe you started at
9ish or 10?
>how did you learned to masturbate
shower hit me the right way and then i tried to recreate it
>reason you started masturbating
see above
>how often you masturbate
hmm.. almost once a day, maybe twice a day? three on special occasions
>the longest you gone without masturbating
dunno.. few weeks? just to see if i could
>the most you masturbated in one day
probably 6 or 7 times when i was a younger boy
>the average time you spend masturbating
6-10 minutes, if that.. i just wanna cum
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
longest an hour, shortest like 15 seconds
>details ways of how you masturbate
i like to rub myself, squeeze my nipples, some fingering/toy action, vigorous fapping and then slow it down then speed it back up, when i'm closing to cumming i pant "i'm a good boy" over and over.. gets me off
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
i can be noisy.. typically a few moans and grunts when i'm by myself
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
fingers usually
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yes and yes
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
yes, not often

also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
no
>contact
no
>more stories
maybe?
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>gender
Female
>ethnicity/country
White/uk
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
26
>what age you believe you started at
14
>how did you learn to masturbate
Slept around my cousins one night and she masturbated under her covers and told me to try it.
>reason you started masturbating
Felt good
>how often you masturbate
2 times a day, more if it's a lazy day
>the longest you've gone with out masturbating
Few weeks
>the most you masturbated in one day
Thirty four times
>the average time you spent masturbating
Varying, minutes, hours
>details ways of hoe you masturbate
Fingers mostly, one hand on my clit and one in my slit
>do you make any noise or mess/cleanup
Usually have to muffle my moans with a pillow
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Hitachi ward, I have a few dildos now. I've use pens, toothbrushs, bottles, bedding, door knob, phone (on vibrate), console controller, foods like cucumber, shower head and once a toilet brush. (I brought it specifically to use)
>did you try anal and do you like it
Yes and yes
>were you ever caught, or had any close calls
Unfortunately yes, caught by mom and sister.
Won't show anything but will tell you that I once got myself off in front of everyone at a house party I went too
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>gender
M
>ethincity/country
White-US
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
27
>what age you believe you started at
I think 11 not 100% sure
>how did you learned to masturbate
Don't remember
>reason you started masturbating
curiosity probably
>how often you masturbate
almost daily
>the longest you gone without masturbating
almost a year and a half
>the most you masturbated in one day
17 times I kept count
>the average time you spend masturbating
30 to 2 hours
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
about 15 or 16 hours/ less than 30 seconds
>details ways of how you masturbate
usually just a couple fingers
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
very rarely do I make noise always clean up
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
blue pocket pussy with massage beads/ stainless steel chopstick for a sounding rod
>did you try anal and do you like it
no but if I were to find someone who was into it i might
>were you ever caught or had any close calls
on purpose yes, in a library
>the last time you masturbated
just a little bit ago
>the last thing you masturbated to
black girls
>what are your fetishes/kinks
voyeur, exhibition, sounding, sph
>what help get you off. porn, rule34/hentai erotic stories, or etc.
all of the above
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
hard to tell, I've got off to some pretty weird stuff
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non-solo
solo, caught by the librarian in one of the aisles

to the other 3 questions, I might if anyone is interested
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>>25170423
>door knob
how?
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>>25162125
I like it honestly... I like the idea of being watched, and sometimes we incorporate that into sex. It's fun.
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>>25171167
It was round, smooth and the perfect height to be between my legs and thrust and rub into.
>>25171587
Yeah they did, I kinda do/don't regret it. I loved the experience but I never lived that down
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>>25120030
>gender
Female

>ethincity/country
American, portuguese ancestry

>sexual orientation
bi

>current age
22

>what age you believe you started at
really young, I know I was definitely doing it by age 10

>how did you learned to masturbate
Just noticed rubbing myself felt good

>reason you started masturbating
because rubbing myself felt good

>how often you masturbate
between 2-10 times a day

>the longest you gone without masturbating
like, a week probably

>the most you masturbated in one day
I dunno but sometimes when I got nothing to do I just spend the whole day masturbating

>the average time you spend masturbating
10 minutes is usually enough I guess

>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
all day

>details ways of how you masturbate
All sorts of ways, I do like more active ways though, like grinding against a pillow or riding a dildo

>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I'm really loud when I can be, sometimes I leave wet spots

>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
dildo, vibrator, pillows, hairbrushes, faucets

>did you try anal,and do you like it
tried it, didn't like it too much. still do it sometimes when I'm super horny

>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
yep, by a roommate

>the last time you masturbated
ten minutes ago lol

>the last thing you masturbated to
imagining my ex eating me out

>what are your fetishes/kinks
being dominated/forcefully fucked, fucking in public/in front of an audience,I like being bitten

>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
don't usually use it but hentai sometimes

>what weirdest things you masturbated to
one time saw a guy in the gym and I could clearly see his dick through his shorts and it got me so horny I ran off to masturbate in the locker room

>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo

was with my ex, he was fingering me in a movie theater and it got me so hot that after I came all we left early to go fuck
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White/USA
>sexual orientation
Straight but have had thoughts
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
4
>how did you learned to masturbate
Cupping my dick in my left hand and massaging the shaft with thumb
>reason you started masturbating
Felt good
>how often you masturbate
Once a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
5 days
>the most you masturbated in one day
Four times
>the average time you spend masturbating
3 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
40 seconds
>details ways of how you masturbate
Normally now without lube into a tissue
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No, yes
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
None
>did you try anal,and do you like it
No but would be willing to
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Once by my stepdad but he didn't see anything

Had a quick question for the women of /soc/, do you masturbate to guy kissing/fondling each other like we do to lesbians?
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>gender
Female.
>ethincity/country
Mixed (white/hispanic), America.
>sexual orientation
Bisexual.
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
I think I was about 6-7 when I realized it felt good to rub myself down there. Didn't properly orgasm until I was about 10-11.
>how did you learned to masturbate
Just naturally, I guess. I'd hump pillows, or the arm of the couch. When I was 10, a girl I went to school with showed me how to use the jets in the hottub to cum.
>reason you started masturbating
Felt nice.
>how often you masturbate
A couple times a week.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A month, maybe?
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times. I was neet at the time, and clearly bored.
>the average time you spend masturbating
20 min maybe.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Hours of edging, or a quick release of about 5 min.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Usually while watching porn, and using a vibrator.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No noise while masturbating usually for fear of someone hearing. Gets pretty messy if I'm soaking wet.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
When I was younger I'd use a hair brush, which worked well. Then I got a vibrator and it was amazing.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
No, but I do like having my ass licked.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Was almost caught watching porn by a family friend when I was about 14, but luckily I didn't have my hands down my pants yet.
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>>25173296
>No but do like having my ass licked

You sound fun and interesting. Enjoy hispanic females too, up to talk at all? 25 Male can kik me jdilla414
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>>what age you believe you started at
>20
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Native
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
28
>what age you believe you started at
15
>how did you learned to masturbate
Just kind of did it one day, felt good so I kept doing it.
>reason you started masturbating
I didn't have one
>how often you masturbate
Once a day unless I really get in the mood, then it's around 3 to 5 times a day until I get swollen.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Two months. What a time.
>the most you masturbated in one day
8 times.
>the average time you spend masturbating
10-20 minutes, but if I'm playing some game or other people are awake and I suspect they'll come in it takes a bit longer.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest was around two hours. None of my kinks were doing it for me.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Grab and shake.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No noise, I don't even moan. Most is heavy breathing and I am uncircumsized so clean up is easy...I get close and I pinch the skin and get all the cum there.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Tried a dildo at one point because I was curious. Did nothing for me and was more painful and annoying after.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes and no, don't care for it. But I'm probably doing it wrong.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
A few close calls. Family has walked in right as I've nutted but I covered up and had alt tabbed. Cousin almost walked in a couple times and I'm pretty sure he was suspicious but never been caught.
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>gender
Trap (mtf)
>ethincity/country
White/USA
>sexual orientation
Bi
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
10 or 12
>how did you learned to masturbate
Can't remember. I just started rubbing what felt good.
>reason you started masturbating
Can't remember
>how often you masturbate
3-4 times a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
a week
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
10-15 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
5 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
I lay on my belly and rub
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I don't make too much noise and since it's on my bed I don't usually clean up
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
No
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I'm too tight
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Yes. Once by my sister. She just left the room and we never spoke of it again.
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>gender
boy
>ethincity/country
white, Argentina (actually white tho, memes aside)
>sexual orientation
straight but I've tried with boys, didn't like it
>current age
26
>what age you believe you started at
11 or 12
>how did you learned to masturbate
a friend kept telling me to try and we ended up jerking together with a few boys
>reason you started masturbating
peer presure I guess
>how often you masturbate
every day, a few times a day if I feel like it, I have very high libido
>the longest you gone without masturbating
a week? maybe 7 days
>the most you masturbated in one day
like 10 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
10-15 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
shortest: like a minute, longest probably 30 mins
>details ways of how you masturbate
mid teens I switched hands, so now I fap with the left. By the time I was 14 I also started to finger my ass and since them, sometimes I introduce stuff.

I purely fap with a magic wand now
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I moan like a girl sometimes. I try not to make a mess but a few times I've cum so far it got all over my face and mouth and eyes
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
few vibrators, prostate stimulators and a magic wand
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yes, I like anal when fapping and I use toys or my fingers but I don't like a dude inside me
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
dont think so

also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
I'll send nudes on Kik
>contact
kik: alejoooli
>more stories
I once fapped smelling and licking one of my lil cousin's used panties in the bathroom with all my family having lunch in the same house
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>>25170423
Contact please ?
Kik me
Apex_700
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>>25173007
Are you srsly not gonna post contact after being so hot
>>
mup
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White Dude
>sexual orientation
Bisexual. Bicurious? Whatever
>current age
27
>what age you believe you started at
11
>how did you learned to masturbate
Instinct? Idk in the beginning I just used to rub my crotch against the side of a chair or something until I came. It wasn't until I was like 13 that I figured out it was better to pull on it.
>reason you started masturbating
Britney Spears was doing the Super Bowl halftime show that year so ads of her halfnaked where all over the internet
>how often you masturbate
Too much. At least once a day.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 weeks?
>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times?
>the average time you spend masturbating
A pretty long time, I edge like a motherfucker. At least a half hour.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest is idk probably like 5 minutes?
Longest, shit, when I get into something really weird it becomes a whole fucking production. Like 5 hours.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Pretty much normal, just sit in my chair and jerk it
Sometimes though I'll load up a porn vid and minimize it and then put up a pic of some girl I know and pretend the sounds of the vid are of her getting fucked. Then I don't touch my dick until I hear the guy cum. I do this because I'm a cuck faggot.
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>>25176295

>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I mean I'm a guy so of course I make a mess
If I'm really turned on I get pretty loud when I cum, too
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I've fucked myself in the ass with a hairbrush a bunch of times, but that was mostly when I was a teenager and super horny all the time
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yeah and I loved it but idk the novelty wore off I guess
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Nope
>bonus questions
>the last time you masturbated
Yesterday
>the last thing you masturbated to
Some random teen girl that was posted on /b/
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Cuck faggotry, virginity, rough sex
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Porn wise I really only get into amateur porn
Otherwise I just use my imagination or pics of girls I know
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Fantasies of my sister getting fucked
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
When I was like 13 or so there was this girl who lived across the street from me and I could see into her backyard from my bedroom window. One day in the summer her and her neighborhood friends came over and laid out by the pool in their bikinis, so of course after watching them for a bit I laid down and fucked myself with a hairbrush until I blew a load all over my chest thinking about one of them
Another time when I was 16 or so I got really horny and ended up fucking myself with a brush thinking about one of my male friends and ended up cumming all over myself literally screaming his name
I miss being young and way too horny
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White
>sexual orientation
Bi I guess, dunno it's complicated.
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
Can't really remember, fairly young like 9/10
>how did you learned to masturbate
I literally have no idea
>reason you started masturbating
Because masturbating is pretty fun lol
>how often you masturbate
Too much, gotta try and cut down.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A week or two
>the most you masturbated in one day
Hmm, quite a few times. Maybe like 10?
>the average time you spend masturbating
Dunno
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Spent fucking three and a half hours once, woops
>details ways of how you masturbate
Hand, stroke, jizz.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No noise, usually shoot into a paper towel or if I'm feeling saucy a rubber
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
n/a
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yeah, dunno really it felt kinda wierd but it seems interesting. Probably will try again.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Caught by mum once, was pretty fucking weird. Just laughed it off though in the end.
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
Probably not, pretty self conscious.
>contact
Maybe
>more stories
I guess so, dunno if theres much to tell
>the last time you masturbated
Earlier today
>the last thing you masturbated to
Hentai doujin
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Femdom can be pretty hot, sometimes ladyboys get me really horny for some reason (hence the bi i guess part, not really that ashamed), JOI videos entertain me. I've fapped to most things at least once.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Porn, hentai doujins, not tried anything else.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Edged for two hours in bed lying down and hit my face by accident, felt disgusting afterwards but what a release.
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>>25120030
>>gender
Male
>>ethincity/country
White, Italy
>>sexual orientation
Str8
>>current age
21
>>what age you believe you started at
Around 11 yo
>>how did you learned to masturbate
Grab the ponis
Shake it up
Damn feels good
>>reason you started masturbating
Damn feels good
>>how often you masturbate
Literally every day, even more than once daily. I can't count
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
A couple weeks, it was achallenge against myself, a real torture
>>the most you masturbated in one day
Somewhere around 8 times. My penis was scratched and was begging for mercy, I couldn't fap for a week after that because of the bruises. But now he is stronger.
>>the average time you spend masturbating
At the very least one hour
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Somewhere around 3 hours. Edging feels great and the final nut is like endless ejaculation. Isn't that good for your health tho.
>>details ways of how you masturbate
Shake it shake it, shake it
Feel good.
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I always make a mess when I can't control myself, but I try to hold it and release into the toilet. I hate to dirt my things.
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Nothing.
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
My finger slipped near my anus a couple times, but it felt gay and uncomfortable, so I didn't like it.
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Probably got heard and saw when I pulled up my headphones up and didn't pay attention to my surroundings

I fap to heantai. 2D porn>>>>>>POWERGAP>>>>3D porn
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>>25162125
I love showing off like that but it can make me feel very self conscious
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>>25179101
welp, I know what I'm masturbating to now
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>>25179178
I think in this thread we are all masturbating to each other masturbating
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>>25179181
Absolutely. But rare is the opportunity to do it here with a girl close to my age.
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>>25179183
We are 100 years old in 4chan years
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>>25179186
lol...it's all relative. Old for /soc/, but my cock feels 16 this morning
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>>25179190
Lucky you!
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>gender
f
>ethincity/country
black/asian north america
>sexual orientation
str8
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
10?9?
>how did you learned to masturbate
rubbing myself on a computer chair, kek
>reason you started masturbating
newgrounds' sex kitten games
>how often you masturbate
once/twice a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
5 days or so
>the most you masturbated in one day
i can go up to 6
>the average time you spend masturbating
3 mins
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
maybe 20? i try to edge but it's hard
>details ways of how you masturbate
i cannot finger myself, so I just rub my palm all-over
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
i pant a lot, a few times have i accidentally released a moan
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
n/a
>did you try anal,and do you like it
n/a
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
many close calls, never caught
BONUS ROUND!
>the last time you masturbated
yesterday night
>the last thing you masturbated to
doujins
>what are your fetishes/kinks
i like female sub male dom, impregnation and futa, but i also like vanilla
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
fanfictions and doujins, rarely amateur shit
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
shit nipples
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
it was in my dream, i cannot remmeber it but i ended orgasming irl because of it.

bumping old thread bcuz fuck it.
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>>25120030
am i late?

>gender
male
>ethincity/country
asian
>sexual orientation
hetero
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
12
>how did you learned to masturbate
dick was itchy, did a thing, felt good.
>how often you masturbate
twice a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 months
>the most you masturbated in one day
6
>the average time you spend masturbating
10m
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
l: 2 hours i was tired, s: 2min.
>details ways of how you masturbate
switching between hands
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
rarely
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
twice
>the last time you masturbated
this morning
>the last thing you masturbated to
fap hero i think
>what are your fetishes/kinks
knee socks, legs. i like legs
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
grotesque monster shit
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>>25173007
Kik me vladamirkrono
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>>25170423
Kik me vladamirkrono
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b.
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Do any cute people want to masturbate high? Male 21 here.
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>>25182483
hmu on kik Hydrangea00
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>gender
boi
>ethincity/country
bogan irish
>sexual orientation
i have a crush on a boy but anal sex is haram, dicks are scary and snogging is just boring desu
>current age
18
>what age you believe you started at
full cum at 15, traumatic incident at 9
>how did you learned to masturbate
listening to my mates and comedy about wanking
>reason you started masturbating
got bored in shower
>how often you masturbate
4 times a week at most
>the longest you gone without masturbating
about a week
>the most you masturbated in one day
3
>the average time you spend masturbating
2 hours, because i'm picky, and edgin is god tier
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
a minute and a half lol
>details ways of how you masturbate
well, you put your hand on the tip where the nerves are, and create friction
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
noises are a turn off, except panting
pillowcase > tshirt > cumsock > tissues > shower > bath
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
nuffin
>did you try anal,and do you like it
nah, i don't want piles, since im high chance bowel cancer anyway
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
yeahnahyeahnahnah
>more stories
>the last time you masturbated
2 days ago,
>the last thing you masturbated to
I think it was MFC Alice
>what are your fetishes/kinks
pettanko, bottomless, tall skele girls, headpats
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
pics mostly
I avoid dicks because im scared of them
might become a trap desu
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
only horse porn, but i moved on quickly, didn't look very nice and horsies are dangerous
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BTW, anyone got tips for frotting/mutual mastb.?
interesting, because foreplay is more important than penetration in building tension for climax
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Poland
>sexual orientation
Straight, but slightly bi-curious
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
10
>how did you learned to masturbate
One day I just woke up and started messing around with my dick. It got hard and started to tingle real nice. Got my very first orgasm.
>reason you started masturbating
Look above
>how often you masturbate
At LEAST 3-4 times a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 weeks? Not sure
>the most you masturbated in one day
Never counted really, but I suspect something about 20
>the average time you spend masturbating
Depends. If I just want a quick nut it could be 5 minutes, but if I have time it could take up to 2 hours
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest fap ever, probably under a minute. Longest? Spent literally whole day in one long masturbating session.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Nothing fancy, beating it left-handed. Sometimes I jack off through my pants.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Little moans and grunts, not much mess with how much I masturbate. Mostly it just dribbles a bit.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
None
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Never tried
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
few close calls, nothing serious
>the last time you masturbated
few minutes ago
>the last thing you masturbated to
Legwear thread on /soc/
>what are your fetishes/kinks
I just love lingerie, socks, stockings, any kind of legwear really. Cuckolding turns me on, but I would never like to be in that kind of relationship, it would kill me.
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>>25183009
cont'd
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Huge fan of erotic stories, that's where my few hour fap sessions come from. I love long stories with a build-up, where you feel the sexual tension the whole time. I start jacking at the very start and finish at the end of the story. Sometimes I cum early, so I rest a minute and carry on with the story
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
some Zoophilia on /b/
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Caucasian/France
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
21
>what age you believe you started at
I don't remember, somewhere around 4-6 years old
>how did you learned to masturbate
I recall i was just humping things for a long time. I don't recall how I understood how to do it correctly. Trial and error I suppose.
>reason you started masturbating
I felt good I suppose, I didn't exactly had a reason.
>how often you masturbate
Once or twice a day.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Three months, after a bad breakup. I couldn't handle arousal without crying.
>the most you masturbated in one day
Something like three or four times.
>the average time you spend masturbating
~10 minutes, depends on my level of arousal
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Don't know the longest for sure, probably a sloppy wank for an hour or so. Shortest is easy, I came almost instantly.
>details ways of how you masturbate
I tend to do it in bed, in that sweet time when I'm not full sleeping nor fully awake, generally in the morning. I like to simulate female masturbation with the area between my dick and my anus.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Nah, I'm silent. But I do make a mess. I just cum in my underwears if its the morning because I know I'm gonna shower right after, or I just use tissue.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Nothing, I'm not really interested in toys.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I did once stimulated my prostate in the shower, but I'm mostly vanilla.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
I was only caught because of the noise I made when I was younger.
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>>25184646
>the last time you masturbated
This morning
>the last thing you masturbated to
My ex.
>what are your fetishes/kinks
I'm NOT into BDSM, piss/scato things, gore or dom/sub play. I'm pretty open to litteraly anything else and I have a soft spot for cuddling, girls that loose control during orgasm, casual sex.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
I'm huge on female vocal recording. Sexy "ASMR" is a thing I discovered recently. I also like livecams (it's starting to get boring tho), hentai, good erotic stories or amateur porn. I can't raise any interest in professional porn tho.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
The weirdest is hard... I'd say my sisters is about the weirdest/most shocking. CP too.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Solo. I was sleeping next to my friend's bed (who happens to be a girl, who happens to be my ex; my friend, not the bed, try to follow will you?) and woke up in the night because I'm a bit too obssessed by her (she might be my ex, but I still want to bang her damnit), and yes, she was masturbating. Being the fucking virgin that I am, I never felt so aroused and excited in my life. Remember this video with the little girl shaking from having killed a dear? Yeah, I was in this state. So I started fapping next to her, silently. Being so close from her, hearing her repress her moans and discerning her moving...damn son. I never came harder. And the full throttle furious fap once I was home wasn't half bad either.
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>gender
male
>ethnicity
white, american
>orientation
straight, i think
>age
18
>when did you start
i think i started at 9, latest 10
>how you learned
i just started playing with my dick, then one day we got a vibrator for your back, and i put it on my cock and i had my first orgasm
>reason i started
i saw some porn online on accident
>how often
twice a day
>how long have you gone without
maybe 4-5 weeks
>most in a day
somewhere around 8 or 9
>average time
probably about 2 hours
>longest/shortest time
idk my shortest, i probably pulled down my pants and let myself cum in like 2 mins. my longest was almost an entire day. i spurted like mad.
>details
i get fully naked, sometimes finger myself (as twinks do), and i love masturbating in random places around my house. i also like cumming on myself and letting it sit there for an hour or 2
>noise? clean up?
i moan like a mad man, and like i said, i let it sit
>objects?
a dildo
>anal
yes daddy
>ever caught
mom almost walked in on me in the garage, and my sister sometimes walks in on me, but its a common occurrence between us, as we live in the same room, so its normal.
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>>25184714
oh and weirdest thing is my sister
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>>25184727
why?
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethnicity/country
Canadian, like Wade Wilson
>sexual orientation
Bi
>current age
20
>what age you believe you started at
Like, 9. I'm surprised there's nobody, or very few under 10 desu
>how did you learned to masturbate
I discovered porn early
>reason you started masturbating
I liked the women, man
>how often you masturbate
At least once a day, no more than three or so.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A week, had no reason to stop so I just started again
>the most you masturbated in one day
I once tried fapping all day long during summer break
>the average time you spend masturbating
5 mins jacking off, 20-30 anal
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
All day/A minute
>details ways of how you masturbate
My go to is usually laying on my stomach, putting my hand over my crotch, and humping my hand through my pants. I love doing it this way due to little mess, just change underwear, and it's almost like dry humping a chick, but it's bad for the dick.
I'll just jack off otherwise, or bounce on a 5" dildo while fucking my hand or a fleshlight. I can cum from anal alone, but jacking off and pumping my ass is top tier.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Cum usually goes all over my chest and thighs, tissue cleanup unless I came in my underwear.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I've tried making fleshlights with rubber gloves as a kid
Fucked by plunger handle
Got a job and bought a Lexi Belle masturbator and a dildo 3 pack
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Love it
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
I have never been caught. People have found my sex toys though.
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>gender
M
>ethincity/country
Filipino/USA
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
Early 20's
>what age you believe you started at
7 or 8
>how did you learned to masturbate
Peepee got hard, touched it, it felt good.
>reason you started masturbating
Found a porn VHS in parents bedroom
>how often you masturbate
Every day, sometimes multiple
>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 months
>the most you masturbated in one day
14
>the average time you spend masturbating
Usually 15 minutes.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
6 hours edgin/ 3 pumps
>details ways of how you masturbate
Dildo/plug in butt, riding/grinding, minimal touching until the last moment
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Have a habit of no noise from living with parents until recently. Usually pretty messy with lube and jizz. I try to contain it on a towel for minimal clean up.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Pic related, also have a few onaholes, lots of home made anal beads, dongs, plugs and onaholes
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Recently and love it.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
When I was younger

I got the blue one 10 inches in. I came like a pig.
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>>25185461
>the last time you masturbated
This morning
>the last thing you masturbated to
/aco/ shemales
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Shemales, tits, dicks, cheating/sluts
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
/aco/, /d/, /gif/ and pornhub mostly, but I often like to just use my imagination
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
/b/
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Always fuck your ass when you jack off
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>>25120030
I'm starting to have frequent periods where I don't masturbate or even get hard at all for up to a week at a time.

And yesterday I was jerking off to some porn,enjoying it and just not cumming. It took me like an hour to make myself cum.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>25185476
bonus questions
>the last time you masturbated
3 days ago. Building up for a nice all night session on my day off.
>the last thing you masturbated to
https://exhentai.org/g/1033239/9d35190c22/
https://exhentai.org/g/975876/13d676f8c7/
https://exhentai.org/g/1010987/fbc770658d/
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Traps, anal, drugs, mindbreak, rape, violence, prostitution, slavery, lots of other stuff.
>what helps get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Hentai, Sometimes peoples personal stories that they post.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
The thought of beating up my ex girlfriend. I feel kind of bad for that. Not sure if that would be the weirdest thing though.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Ladyboys in Thailand. Not gonna go into detail now. Gotta sleep. Work tomorrow.

Pic related is my current favorite set up.
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>gender
Male
>ethnicity/country
Mediterranean
>sexual orientation
Straight-ish
>current age
20
>what age you believe you started at
5, maybe 4
>how did you learned to masturbate
Sister groomed me, I did it when she wasn't around because it was comforting
>reason you started masturbating
Also above
>how often you masturbate
Usually about 3-5 times a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
4 weeks 3 days
>the most you masturbated in one day
13
>the average time you spend masturbating
15-20 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
5 hours (with a short break) / 10 seconds
>details ways of how you masturbate
Onahole is my typical go-to. Bad-dragon makes good ones.
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
I moan like a woman apparently, and I tend to cum for about a minute straight so it gets messy
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Onaholes
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I've tried using dildos on myself, I only like anal if it's me being pegged
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Sadly about 6 times, twice by my mom and three times by my step-father. Once by my dad as well but he didn't give a shit.

>contact
Probably not, I don't want to see fatties' dicks
>more stories
I was in a relationship, if you can call it that, with my sister from 5-13. She's 7 years older than me.

>the last time you masturbated
ten minutes ago
>the last thing you masturbated to
Hucow futa
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Primarily Futa (I tend to self-insert as one, rather than as male or trap), Femdom, watersports, and hands
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Doujins, erotica
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>>25180742
contact info?
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bp
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>>25135531
Fucking cringe Jesus christ
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Hispanic
>sexual orientation
Straight-ish
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
9
>how did you learned to masturbate
Watching porn
>reason you started masturbating
To see what it felt like
>how often you masturbate
2 - 3 times a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 weeks
>the most you masturbated in one day
6
>the average time you spend masturbating
hour
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
4 hours / 10 min
>details ways of how you masturbate
chill in front of my PC and watch my favorite cam girls and slowly start playing with my self until I completely hard, then start stroking my cock slowly and eventually start going faster, play with my balls a little until I cum all over my floor.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
make noise only when skyping with someone. I make a big mess and I do clean up
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
No
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
I had a close call when i was jerking off at a friends house. She was taking a shower and I just sat on the couch and started to jerk off. right after i came and pull my pants up. her mother walk in from work. Side note: I always want to get caught and see what happen

>contact
Kik:Joshham3425
SC:Joshham342
Skype:Joshham3425
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>>25130477
Kik? Or snap?
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>>25132637
Kik? You sound amazing.
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Bump. Post more toys please
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thread dead
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>ethincity/country
Australian
>sexual orientation
Mostly hetero
>current age
30
>what age you believe you started at
13
>how did you learned to masturbate
Got hard on the toilet and started playing with my foreskin, before long felt fucking great and came like a fountain
>reason you started masturbating
Wrist exercise?
>how often you masturbate
At least 4 times a week
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Probably 3 weeks saving myself for someone
>the most you masturbated in one day
4 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
20 mins while I browse /gif/
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
2 hours playing with my arse, maybe 2 mins at shortest
>details ways of how you masturbate
Usually pretty vanilla unless I feel like butt stuff, then I will stick anything anywhere and fuck the mess
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Nope, use a tissue usually and lube plus towel for butt
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Lelo Billy, glass plug and Tantus Silk
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yep
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Jerking under quilts on the sly is always risky
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>>25185516
do you like the build up?
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>gender
Helicopter
>ethincity/country
Kazakh/Kazakhstan
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
18
>what age you believe you started at
10-11
>how did you learned to masturbate
With a little help from my friends
>reason you started masturbating
Curiosity
>how often you masturbate
Every day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Half a year
>the most you masturbated in one day
5
>the average time you spend masturbating
20-40 min
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
minute/2 hours
>details ways of how you masturbate
find a porn->start to fap
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I don't leave sperm
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
No
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes but it hurts
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
No
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>gender
male
>ethincity/country
white latino/ireland
>sexual orientation
bi
>current age
18
>what age you believe you started at
10
>how did you learned to masturbate
there was a mention of a sexual encounter and masturbation in a book we were reading for school and i googled it, and it went from there
>reason you started masturbating
pleasue
>how often you masturbate
maybe two or three times a week, i should do it more though
>the longest you gone without masturbating
a week?
>the most you masturbated in one day
three times in 24 hours
>the average time you spend masturbating
2-15 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
1 minute - 40 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
well there's the usual way, obviously. i change my hands up rather frequently. i also do the frenulum trick, and boy it feels great. basically you take one finger from one hand and rub your frenulum slowly in a clockwise direction, with your thumb and your middle finger holding your dick in your other hand. it takes a while to build up, but after 15-20 minutes, it feels like you're edging for a good 10 minnutes before the cum will ooze out of your body and give you an extremely pleasurable orgasm all over, oh and cum in your face.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
when i'm alone i make noise, usually is rather feminine but can also be masculine,depending on my mood. i do make a mess and i use tissues to clean it up.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
only pillows really, i know, sad. oh and i humped my childhood toy once
>did you try anal,and do you like it
in terms of with myself, yes. it's one of my favourite g-spots.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
yes, i used to have sex online with people and my mum would walk in. we'd have regular conversations but she never brought up my nakedness
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>>25190055
cont.
>the last time you masturbated
monday night
>the last thing you masturbated to
a guy that was going to give me some money
>what are your fetishes/kinks
honestly, ithink i may like pain as i want to be dommed by a guy, and then dom him. same with a girl, both times in a painful manner. kissing isn't a fetish but i'd want it to be passionate.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
the story at time, if the guy is hot. if it's romantic fucking and not regular porn fucking, oh boy you're in for a long one.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
i don't remember
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
so i had a crush on a guy from the internet from spain, but i had no idea he liked me and wanted to masturbate to me, so we masturbated together, doing the frenulum method, and his face realising it as he is doing it for the first time made me feel great inside and helped me cum literally to the wall which was a meter behind me.

i also have a crush on a guy on a forum i'm on (but i'm too nervous to ask out since i'm worried about us having to still be o the forum afterwards - it's a tight-knit community), but ugh his pictures are great.

and i know i've rarely mentioned females despite being bi, i just guess my best exp. didn't include them, sadly. i need them more.
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>>25127101
>"be careful"

kek. cute
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b.
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>>25185476
Update!
Got that blue on in all the way in to the last centimeter.
I got too nervous to put it all the way in. Didn't want it to get stuck.
Pulled it out as I was cumming. Felt like my brain melted.
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>>25189859
I like edging but not like this. When I edge it's because i'm trying purposely not to cum.

This whole situation is completely different. I want to cum, i'm hard but I can't cum or it's really hard to.

I have always had a super high sex drive so this is really weird for me.
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>>25120030
>masturbation thread
>post pics,stories,or just answers questions
>>gender

Male
>>ethincity/country

White, Sweden
>>sexual orientation

Romantically straight but I love dicks
>>current age

21
>>what age you believe you started at

12
>>how did you learned to masturbate

sex ed
>>reason you started masturbating

Curious that my dick was for more than peeing standing up
>>how often you masturbate

Daily, unless I'm not at home I do it.
>>the longest you gone without masturbating

4 days during a series of flights and shared hotels
>>the most you masturbated in one day
4
>>the average time you spend masturbating
20 min
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating

Shortest like 1 minute?
Longest 1 hour 30 min
>>details ways of how you masturbate

Mostly toys and a flashlight. Sometime just my hand when I wake up

>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
tend to cum in the fleshlight. Silent unless stoned which also makes me shake

>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
hairbrush, fruits and such before I got my toy.
>>did you try anal,and do you like it

Never been on the receiving end(Dom but I love the FEELING of getting fucked, not the sub part) - love it though.
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Nope never!
>also will you post
>>pics of:your body/your genital/your toy


>contact: 736OKJ kik

>>more stories
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u.
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>gender
Female
>ethincity/country
Mixed.
>sexual orientation
I don't know what the proper term is... pansexual? I'm attracted to anyone I think is qt.
>current age
20
>what age do you believe you started at
11 or 12, I think.
>how did you learn to masturbate
I had always kinda touched/played with that part of my body, even before puberty. But when I discovered my clitoris... yeah.
>reason you started masturbating
For the reason above. In addition to discovering R34.
>how often do you masturbate
Just about every night, unless I'm too exhausted.
>the longest you've gone without masturbating
Maybe a week?
>the most you masturbated in one day
I pulled an all-nighter watching porn once. I think I came 5 or 6 times within 6 hours.
>the average time you spend masturbating
An hour or two.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest: 3 minutes
Longest: 6 hours
>details ways of how you masturbate
I usually just rub my clit. I occasionally use a finger or grind against a pillow too.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I'm usually pretty quiet, especially if my family's awake and about. But if everyone's asleep...
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I recently got the courage to buy a few toys. A wand, a clitoral vibe, and a small vibrator. I'm a virgin though, so I can't really fit the vibe inside yet. I really should practice.
>did you try anal, and do you like it
I've fingered myself there. I have mixed feelings about it. Kinda hurts, kinda feels good.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Apparently my mom walked in on me once without me knowing. Never brought it up until years later.
>contact
Maybe, if anyone is interested in friendly chit-chat or talking about lewd shit like this. It's a fun topic.
>more stories
I got in trouble once when I was 12. My dad found R34 all throughout the browser history of the family computer, and I was too stupid to know how to clear my history then.

Pretty sure it was Sonic shit too. Sad.
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>>25192147
I can post my Snapchat to keep chatting about masturbation, I agree, it's a fun topic
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>>25192147
Oh sweet, bonus questions.

>the last time you masturbated
Last night.
>the last thing you masturbated to
Sexy audio stuff. Nothing gets to me quicker than a good voice.
>what are your fetishes/kinks
It's a pretty long list. Ranges from tame stuff like bondage, to degenerate shit like DDlg.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Just about all of those things, and more.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
I'm too embarrassed to say, even anonymously.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
I made myself squirt many years ago. It was a pretty small one, but it definitely coated my hand. I'm not sure what I did to cause it, but I've only been able to make it happen maybe twice since then.
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>>25192157
Aww, but all I've got is Kik. :[
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>>25192193
You really don't have a Snapchat? :( bummer, you sound awesome
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>>25192193
Well, if he won't take your Kik, I sure will!
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>gender
Male
>ethnicity/country
Canada
>sexual orientation
$100% faggot
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
dunno, 10 or 11
>reason you started masturbating
Just sort of came naturally I guess. Never knew about teh prons until a few years later.
>how often you masturbate
2-3x a week usually.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
6 weeks.
>the most you masturbated in one day
Like 5 or 6 times, first time I discovered the redtube.
>the average time you spend masturbating
~30ish minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
2 hours/2 minutes. Depends how much I pace myself.
>details ways of how you masturbate
usually play with my nips or butt, sometimes with a toy, sometimes not
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I can usually keep my voice down if I need to but I'm pretty vocal otherwise. My bf teases me about it.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I have a donger and some plugs, used a flashlight when I was younger.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Best thing ever invented, imo.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Nope, my house has thin walls, so I don't do stuff when people are around.
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>>25120030
>gender
>sexual orientation
Bi, male, slightly gender dysphoric.

>ethincity/country
White, NZ

>current age
>what age you believe you started at
19, probably started at 12-14

>how did you learned to masturbate
I found I could unzip a pillow that was stuffed with foam chunks, stick my dick in, and it felt great.

>reason you started masturbating
feelsgoodman

>how often you masturbate
Morning and night.

>the longest you gone without masturbating
A few days, was too busy hoping I didn't die.

>the most you masturbated in one day
No idea, maybe half a dozen times?

>the average time you spend masturbating
Probably 20 minutes, shorter if I'm feeling pent up and longer if I'm just enjoying myself.

>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest was probably a minute or two, can go on for an hour or two.

>details ways of how you masturbate
I dryhump a pillow, don't stick my dick in anymore.

>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No noise, and I tend to be in my underwear when dryhumping a pillow.

>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Sadly don't have anything.

>did you try anal,and do you like it
Tried it, sort of like it, but requires too much cleaning to be worth it.

>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Quite a number of close calls, but never caught.
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>>25192147
I'd love to discuss lewd things with a young girl, feel free to share any contact info
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>>25192384
how long is your dick?
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.bump.
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>>25120030
>gender
male
>ethincity/country
Northern European/Europe
>sexual orientation
mostly straight
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
11
>how did you learned to masturbate
an older friend taught me how
>reason you started masturbating
felt good, I guess
>how often you masturbate
4-8 times a day on average
>the longest you gone without masturbating
9 months
>the most you masturbated in one day
14
>the average time you spend masturbating
20-40 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
longest: few hours, shortest: minute
>details ways of how you masturbate
lying in a bed on my back, legs crossed. I can control pace and excitement really well, edging as long as I can, until sweet release, I concentrate on this feeling, clench my legs one against another, my body muscles tense up and begin trembling, and it feels amazing. I relax for a minute and I can go again.
>do you make any nosie
No noise at all, I'm a ninja. Controlling breath so that nobody would hear me.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yes, yes
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
no
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continuing >>25195489
>the last time you masturbated
30 minutes ago, want to do it again already
>the last thing you masturbated to
random homemade porn
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
All of that, but I like going to exhentai
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
what is weird nowadays? The only things I haven't fapped to on /d/ are tickling/scat/piss/farting
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Once I was so horny I spent a whole day doing nothing but fapping, by the time I came 9 times my mind was hazy and this orgasm afterglow feeling wasn't fading at all, and I kept masturbating, time after time, nothing came out but it felt as great. I haven't eat anything because I didn't feel hungry. By the evening, after I came 14 times I felt like a mess, my dick was limp and I couldn't get it up anymore, my mind was empty and all I felt is satisfaction despite still being horny, but so tired I took shower and went to sleep.
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>gender
Male

>ethincity/country
White, USA (Ga)

>sexual orientation
Mostly straight

>current age
Almost 19

>what age you believe you started at
11-12

>how did you learned to masturbate
I dont really remember. I just did it one day

>reason you started masturbating
It felt great

>how often you masturbate
1-3 times a day

>the longest you gone without masturbating
1 weeks

>the most you masturbated in one day
4

>the average time you spend masturbating
average 5-10 mins

>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
shortest- under a minute
longest- 30 minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
I just normally do. Dry. Lotion doesn't feel good. I usually am sitting in a chair but I feel "bigger" when I lay down. When Im about to cum I rub slow and try to hold it in a little.

>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
maybe some moans. Always a towel.

>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
None

>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yeah. When I was 13-14. Yeah I liked it

>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
maybe 2-3 times

>Contact
itsdatboihunna kik
discord: itsdatboihunna
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b.u.m.p
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qmud
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>>25192193

What's your kik?
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>>25120030
>gender
male
>ethincity/country
arab/germany
>sexual orientation
bi
>current age
22
>what age you believe you started at
10 or something like that
>how did you learned to masturbate
well i knew what sex was and had that leather belt. figured i could use that to jerk off and it'd probably feel like a pussy
i was very wrong, but i came. thought it felt weird af, but kept doing it
>reason you started masturbating
i was a horny lil' fucker
>how often you masturbate
usually about two times per day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
idk maybe a week or two or three?
>the most you masturbated in one day
oh man, over 10 times. fucking monstergirl quest...
>the average time you spend masturbating
about 20 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
2 to 3 hours / under a minute
>details ways of how you masturbate
i sit on my ass and i jerk it with my right hand. nothing special, really.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
no noise at all, i'm a fap ninja.
no evidence left behind either, sice i cum into my left hand and just lick all that up
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
a few dildos i ordered "as a joke" and left at the hackerspace. sometimes use them a bit when nobody is around. clean them up and put them back, noone must ever know
>did you try anal,and do you like it
only with my fingers and the toys, because my one ex boyfriend thought it was gross. nigga didn't suck my dick or let me fuck his ass neither. had no problems with me sucking his dick though. fucking dick
anyways, never came from it, but it feels priddy nice and i'm tryna get to dat prostate orgasm eventually
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
close calls sure, maybe close enough to count as getting caught, but no getting caught red handed
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>>25198397
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
my toys sure, myself publicly not so much. maybe in private and in a telegram secret chat or something like that idk i'm extremely insecure
>contact
idk i'll just contact you instead
>the last time you masturbated
sometime this afternoon
>the last thing you masturbated to
pegging trap doujinshi
>what are your fetishes/kinks
wew what isn't?
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
hentai, mostly yaoi and traps
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
attack helicopter. not even some anthro shit, just a straightup pic of some attack helicopter. had a bet to win with a friend
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
idk
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>>25186544
hey

fucking kill yourself, cunt.
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>>25120030

>>gender
Male

>>ethincity/country
White/United States

>>sexual orientation
Straight

>>current age
22

>>what age you believe you started at
Around age 7

>>how did you learned to masturbate
One day while jumping on a trampoline I noticed that if I bounced a certain way, my pants would move in a way that made me feel good. Then I replicated it and it was all downhill from there.

>>reason you started masturbating
Feels good

>>how often you masturbate
Generally once a day

>>the longest you gone without masturbating
Oh probably a month.

>>the most you masturbated in a day
5 times or so?

>>the average time you spend masturbating
Around 45 minutes

>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent
masturbating
Not sure on shortest, but longest was an 8 hour edging session.


>>details ways of how you masturbate
Being uncut, it's pretty simple. I really just stroke the upper half of my shaft and my head with my foreskin. Often sort of squeezing my hand rather than using a full stroking motion.

>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I often do make noise especially because I used to record erotic audio around here. Most of the time I'll finish in to a sock or on a shirt for easy clean up.

>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
When I was young my favorite thing was to put baby oil in a plastic baggy and fuck it between the cushions of the couch. I've actually tried a lot of improvised fuck toys. Eventually I got myself a toy. I've had a few. Onaholes. Right now all I have is an aneros because I was curious.

>>did you try anal,and do you like it
I haven't found it worth the effort most of the time.

>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Nothing interesting. Though I used to listen for my mom to pull in from work and then nut when I heard her. Gave me enough time to pump my seed in to a sock and throw it in to a hamper, but I always had to face her with a post masturbation glow.

Ask for contact info if anyone is interested I suppose.
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
USA
>sexual orientation
Gay
>current age
39
>what age you believe you started at
10
>how did you learned to masturbate
Instinct.
>reason you started masturbating
I like orgasms?
>how often you masturbate
Very erratic (see next two answers, both apply this year)
>the longest you gone without masturbating
approximately 17-21 days
>the most you masturbated in one day
7 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
6 min
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
2.5 hrs/33 sec
>details ways of how you masturbate
When I was 10, by instinct, by laying on my stomach and pushing
my penis into the bed while squeezing it with my hand. Nowadays
I mostly lay on my back and tug up and down.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I lay a towel on my stomach to catch the inevitable mess. I'm
usually pretty quiet, you'd have to be within 5 feet of me to
hear the grunting (and if you're that close, I sure hope you're
causing it)
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Technically never caught masturbating. Was caught by my mom with
another boy's dick in my mouth when I was 12, though, and I think
that's worse. ;)
>the last time you masturbated
this morning
>the last thing you masturbated to
I had a pretty intense dream last night, so the boy in the dream
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Nifty.org/nifty/gay :)
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Straight sex in the missionary position. :) I've probably only been
curious about women like, twice in my whole life, but it was
interesting when my thoughts would wander that way.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
I was 31 and sucking the dick of someone I was in love with, after
years of fantasizing about getting it on with him I was so excited
to finally be doing it that I came when he did, without touching
myself at all.
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>>25192193
Still around?
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>>25195489
"felt good I GUESS"
"4-8 times a day"
:)

>>25190055
>>25191420

This is why other countries are so much cooler than USA.

>>25182681

Geez, man. Really need to get you into some counseling so you can accept yourself and get over that traumatic 9 year old thing.

>>25169931

You have had an eventful 5 years sir. ;) You happen to be in New England?

My Contact: Dipper#6657 (Discord)
This is me: >>25200591
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>>25192147
Message me on Kik so we can talk about hentai and stuff. I'm always interested in finding new stuff. Kik - Swarmage
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>>25157036
Those aftershocks are crazy hot to me
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>>25200670
I don't remember if it felt good, what I do remember is that it felt too tingly, almost painful when I just began. I started masturbating daily only in mid school because I learned more about it, and it helped with stress and I was getting too horny to think about studying unless I masturbate. I still can't go normally through my day unless I nut 2-4 times in the morning, otherwise I just can't get lewd thoughts out of my head and sweat a lot.
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pumb
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blump
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I was able to get my 5" vibrator in about half way. I used lube(lots), but it wasn't too pleasant. I was excited about finally getting more than just the head in, but it didn't feel better or as good as jacking off. This is my first time trying anything like this and I feel I may have wasted my time. I really wanna experience good anal due to the stories I here, but I'm a little discouraged at this point
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>>25202818
not every man,can be an anal man
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>>25192147
>>25192187
>>25192193
Do you mind if I ask which is your ethnicity/country anon? Also you sound kind of amiable in your posts. My kik is personalthrowaway if you'd like to add me, I'm also interested in chit-chats and friendly conversations mostly.

>>25190055
Never heard of that trick, thanks for sharing anon.

>>25185461
It does sound painful. I feel kind of bad there isn't a proper way to use your hip to masturbate more than your hand except with an attached fleshlight or some kind of weird couch stuff. I envy females being able to ride dildos and getting movement done.

>>25180742
pity you don't remember your dream! Do you mind sharing some Doujins you enjoyed?

>>25173296
do you mind if I ask what kind of porn genre do you watch or like? Honestly surprised that a girl showed you that at 10, was it an older girl?

>>25173007
I used to masturbate more to Doujins than hentai, because I preferred the stories more. I feel ya on the more active ways, and I wish I could try them properly too lately.

>>25170423
Door knob? Wew. You sound like an experimenter.
>I once got myself off in front of everyone at a house party I went too
Do you mind elaborating on this?

>>25169153
>sometimes make a small growl like noise when i cum particularly hard,

Have been thinking lately about trying to be more primal and not suppress myself while doing it, but I never ended up with privacy even when alone at home (very thin walls between neighbours homes). Makes me wonder if my breathing and growling would get really going otherwise.

>>25167822
>Accidentally rubbed up against the couch

I actually had that happen to me too when little. Did you family tell you anything about finding out?

>>25165770
Thank you, I laughed at the motor story.

>>25164465
>first time tasting cum videos
That's interesting. Gotta check on that.

>>25163061
that was a really sweet story anon. Thank you for sharing.
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>>25203061
If anyone I mentioned or others would like to talk feel free to add me from the first reply. I enjoy chatting with various people. Will post myself later on.
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b.u.m.p
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>>25130451
I'm from Minnesota my Kik is DRE4DOUGHT, hit me up
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>>25192147
My kik is filmlvr if you wanna talk. I think we'd have good convos
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>>25120030
> on nofap to see what happens
its hell
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>>gender
Female
>>ethincity/country
White/USA
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>current age
26
>>what age you believe you started at
At 8 or 9 (maybe even earlier, I can't remember) I realized that it felt good to generally press/rub down there. At 11 I figured out that the best feelings were coming specifically from my clitoris. But at the time I didn't know its name -- I thought it was just a wart or a mole some other random bump of flesh. I kind of knew it had always been there, but I didn't know that it was an actual organ or that other girls had one -- so the whole thing was a mystery to me.
>>how did you learned to masturbate
>>reason you started masturbating
Well, the original pressing/rubbing just happened naturally -- that's almost like asking me how I learned to scratch an itch -- I can't really answer. But once I started paying more attention to my clitoris at 11, I started wiggling it around out of curiosity from the nice feeling of it, and the pleasure of it made me keep wiggling it around even more. For the first few months, it would just build up to a really nice, intense, feeling of frantic tension all around my whole lower half (like chest to legs), and then that tense feeling would gradually fade. Then about 6 months later, I was wiggling it, and at the peak of the urgent feeling I suddenly got a little contraction of mind-blowing awesome pleasure from my clitoris that totally startled me. Then over the next few months I got more contractions that were more powerful. At 12, I finally learned that it's called a clitoris and is an "officially recognized" organ that all girls have, which finally ended my panicky feeling of "WTF is up with that thing???". And when I learned that it's really just a penis that stopped growing sooner than a guy's, I totally understood why guys love their penis so much.
>details ways of how you masturbate
I do it about every 2 or 3 days. I love being on the edge, so the usual session is 15 to 30 minutes.
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>gender
female
>ethincity/country
white british
>sexual orientation
straight
>current age
20
>what age you believe you started at
13ish
>how did you learned to masturbate
idk i think i just felt like it and probably ended up googling how to do it after a while
>reason you started masturbating
felt good
>how often you masturbate
most days, maybe 5 times a werk
>the longest you gone without masturbating
idk a pretty long time when i was younger, maybe 6 months
>the most you masturbated in one day
not sure probably around 4 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
10ish mins
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
an hour/a minute
>details ways of how you masturbate
mostly just use my fingers, rub my clit hard and fast. used to use a vibrator but i can get off easily with my fingers so i dont bother often
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
nope
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none, experimented with hairbrush handle when i was younger
>did you try anal,and do you like it
nope
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
nope
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>>25120030
>gender
M
>ethincity/country
Fillipino/White
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
20
>what age you believe you started at
12
>how did you learned to masturbate
One night I couldn't sleep and explored
>reason you started masturbating
Pleasure
>how often you masturbate
Daily
>the longest you gone without masturbating
~2 months
>the most you masturbated in one day
5
>the average time you spend masturbating
an hour
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Hour and a half / 5 mins
>details ways of how you masturbate
I'm a lefty. Typically slouched back with light rim
play.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Other than breathing heavier and deeper breaths I lay a towel down to catch.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I haven't used any.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Only the tip of my fingers
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Sadly I have been caught and had many close calls as well.
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White/USA
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
11ish?
>how did you learned to masturbate
Didn't even know it existed until my mother told me it was a sin and not to do it, just kind of worked it out after some trial and error.
>reason you started masturbating
See above.
>how often you masturbate
In most cases, daily. Sometimes multiple times.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Tried to go for a month once, made it to two weeks and couldn't take it.
>the most you masturbated in one day
7ish times? Got really sore/swollen after that and couldn't do anything for a while because of it.
>the average time you spend masturbating
20-40 minutes is probably average
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest: 2 hours for one go, longer if you count multiple times in one session.
Shortest: Maybe 1 minute? Was probably longer, wasn't much of an orgasm though so I went again right after which took a lot longer.
>details ways of how you masturbate
98% of the time just my hand, I had an onahole for a short period of time but those even if you clean them really well don't last very long. I recently got a wand vibrator to use on partners, but tried it out and managed to cum with it, first time something that vibrates ever made me cum. And I've tried cumming from anal stimulation with a couple toys, got close but no luck, just ended up using my hand.
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
I'm quiet, and usually cum into my hand and wipe it up with a paper towel or kleenex.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Bad-dragon small Cole, a fairly large vibrating anal plug, wand vibrator, I have other toys but they're not for me so I've never used them.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes, yes.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Once or twice when I was a kid.

>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
Toys maybe
>contact
no
>more stories
Ask if you want
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>>25204568
That was an interesting read, thank you for writing it. I'd really like to talk more with you after reading this post, I posted my kik a few replies above if you don't mind.

>>25205240
It sounds like it's fairly easy for you to reach orgasm, which is nice. I notice I tend to have an easier time now as well, which actually makes me kind of conflicted.

>>25206492
>first time something that vibrates ever made me cum
I actually heard that many people using a very good wand manage to cum easily through it, but I never had one to try. I've been told that bullets are also good for that, but while I never had any vibrating toy (or other kind of toy now that I think about it) it feels like they would be kind of weaker to get the desired result.


Still haven't posted mine because things happened, should get to it today and write a very lame post.
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>>gender
Male
>>ethincity/country
Caucasian/Europe
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>current age
28
>>what age you believe you started at
When I was very little, possibly between 5 and 6 years old
>>how did you learned to masturbate
I remember that rubbing against a surface felt really good, but I didn't exactly connect it to masturbation at the time. I learned it properly a few years later
>>reason you started masturbating
Because it felt nice, and I liked the sensation. Helped distracting and wasn't anything bad to me.
>>how often you masturbate
I used to masturbate very often, now I do it less often but still on a regular basis overall.
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
I think it was 1 month and half, or almost 2 months. I had a wet dream which ended with an intense orgasm that lasted for minutes in the dream. It didn't feel like I was tired when I woke up, as if I could have another go if I wanted.
>>the most you masturbated in one day
Either 6 or 8 times, doing it consecutively destroys me.
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>>25206628
>>the average time you spend masturbating
Sometimes hours, lately between 30 minutes and 1 hour and half. It depends on what I do, what I find, how I feel.
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Hmm, I think the longest one was around 5 hours, with few minutes pauses in between probably. The reason I write so is because I realized 5 hours had passed after midnight when I noticed the time after finishing.
>>details ways of how you masturbate
It is mostly with my hand, sometimes I really like to push harshly against surfaces, because the sensation of hardness feels nice. A few times I tried finding something similar to a fleshlight or a method that could let me be more active, because I don't like just sitting there without moving my body, but still I haven't found anything as useful as I'd like it to be.
>>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
A few times I ruined my clothes in spite of containing through hands or with tissues, other times I made a puddle on the floor because I thought I would know how strong the orgasm would be when coming out, but it would come out way stronger and in more quantities than expected.
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I never had toys, I used to try with a few things, experimenting with temperature, trying to make a fleshlight, using some kind of tube I found in the kitchen once, none really felt that good.
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
Never tried
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Many close calls with my parents coming in my room a few times while doing it, I'm sure they saw me actually doing it once or twice (and probably more when I was little and rubbing).
The last close call was with my mother, which appeared one time at night while I was tired and didn't notice she had entered without notice, but I'm sure she thinks it was a dream.
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>>25126929
>>25126960
Got a really hard when you started talking about outdoor sex. Especially hiking, something about pulling down her panties and yoga pants and fucking a really wet pussy just gets me so hard. How did your ex finger you while walking? For... you know... science research.
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>>25192193
Legendary8ball2
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>>25120030

Fiiiiiine

>gender
Cute boy
>ethincity/country
Nigger
>sexual orientation
Straight(???)
>current age
20
>what age you believe you started at
Earlier than pre school so....???
>how did you learned to masturbate
Don't remember
>reason you started masturbating
My earliest memory is actually walking around when I found a blank tape. Popped it in the vhs and it was some weird recording of a stripper which was probably my mom. My peepee felt funny so I rubbed it against a pillow until my dad came in the room and started laughing.
>how often you masturbate
Twice a day usually
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A month. Surgery.
>the most you masturbated in one day
7 times.
>the average time you spend masturbating
20 minutes
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest: 2 hours- men and women bathroom stall at work.
Shortest: 7 minutes in my backyard
>details ways of how you masturbate
Public: squatting, moving my hips while stroking my dick until I cum
Privacy: on my back, legs crossed, sometimes smacking my ass, dick, balls.
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
I only make noise when in private. But the mess is all the time. In public, I like to cum on the wall or floor. In private, I cum on my body or face and lips.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Broke my onahole :'(
Put sharpie in pooper. Loved it.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes and yes.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Yup...
>pics of:your body/your genitals
Okay. Should I post more?
>contact
Kik and Snapchat: dreaminsemen
>more stories
Do you want more stories? I have more
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>25120053
Oh!

>the last time you masturbated
Last night. 9 hours ago
>the last thing you masturbated to
Futa fucking shota
>what are your fetishes/kinks
I really like cum. No homo though. Incest? Futa. Loli and shota. I'm a degenerate.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
My super erotic step-sister. Don't ask questions. We're both degenerates.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Beastiality
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Message me for story.
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>>25206607
>That was an interesting read, thank you for writing it.

You're welcome. The reason I wrote it is because I rarely get a chance to read in detail about people's experiences with masturbation. A lot of people here give pretty brief answers that don't illuminate me much -- so I thought I would take some time to really explore in detail about the things I was thinking and feeling back then.

I'm especially interested in the question of "What gets you off?" or "What do you think about while masturbating?". A lot of people here will briefly mention various sex acts or fetishes or fantasy situations. That has always fascinated me, because I'm not sure that I really "fantasize" much during masturbation the way other people do. What goes through my mind is pretty abstract, so trying to describe what "gets me off" is hard to do. What I can say is that as I approach orgasm, I'll get this feeling of "frantic excitement" about how awesome it is that I have a clitoris, and I'll also image how equally awesome it must feel for a guy to have his penis feeling that same kind of intense pleasure. (I have a kind of an obsessive fascination with penises, and I'm insane with curiosity about what it would feel like to have a penis.) So I guess my mind is sort of "genitalia focused" while I orgasm, if that makes sense. I don't know if that's common or not -- I just thought I'd throw this out there to compare with what other people think about while they're masturbating to orgasm.
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Canada/ latino
>sexual orientation
Straight/bi curious
>current age
24
>what age you believe you started at
8
>how did you learned to masturbate
Kid in the bathroom at school taught me
>reason you started masturbating
Felt awesome especially when we sucked eachother off
>how often you masturbate
Every day
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 months
>the most you masturbated in one day
10 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
30min-1+ hours
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
30 second. 3 hours
>details ways of how you masturbate
Knuckels up. No lube if i use lube i drench my cock in coconut oil and stroke. Sometimes finger myself.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Cum into my hand then clean up
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Used a cucumber. A sharpie.small shampoo bottle. A melon.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Its meh
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Caught when i was like 13 by by my mom. Some close calls.

>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
>contact
>more stories

Jayjamsan on kik. Or drop yours i'll add you M or F dont care just dont be a fucking asshole
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>>25207520
Another interesting post, thank you for being so detailed about it, it makes me happy to find someone that doesn't reply just with few words and is interested in discussing something properly. While the "genitalia focus", like you referred it to, is not as strong as it is in me, I did have those kind of thoughts myself, of course opposites to what you referred to. In reality I even wanted to write some scripts for some of the voice threads that are around here, detailing exactly what I felt when I masturbated and describing it to the person that was to listen. Of course the two would have been for both genders, with the second one being mostly derived from my own experiences, thoughts and experiences of others I know. I don't think it's super common, but surely there is more than two people here that think about it in a minor or major way compared to us. Since I was happy to find a post like this, I'll write my kik again, personalthrowaway, and if you prefer I can also share my email. It's kind of surprising to find someone that thinks similarly to you, because generally I alternate between few thoughts of doing this sexual act or living this fantasy situation, and then focus on the 'sensations' of the act itself, the thoughts of what us both are experiencing, conveying those kind of thoughts and sensation through words and gestures, and so on.
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>>25207520
something like this?
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.bump
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qmud
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thread dead
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>>25210375
Nah I don't want it to be dead, still have to talk with some decent people from here.
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>>25207637
>genitalia focus
>surely there is more than two people here that think about it in a minor or major way

I've read enough masturbation stories to know that it's pretty common for people to focus strongly on genitals (either their own or others') while masturbating.

4chan is nice because of the fast responses, but there are other sites out there that contain much better discussions of masturbation experiences that are written by people who really like to take the time to dig deeply into their own minds and express things in great detail.

> detailing exactly what I felt when I masturbated and describing it to the person that was to listen.

I have always wanted to see that kind of thing in video form. I would be fascinated to see videos of people masturbating, and spending the whole time talking about their thoughts and feelings as they're doing it. In addition to that, maybe they could also talk about their sexuality in general -- for example, their childhood experiences with masturbation and sex play, how they feel about sex, any obsessions/embarrassments/hangups they have about sex, and so forth.

I'd also like to see a video that two people make together, both masturbating for each other, talking with each other the whole time about what they are experiencing.

> It's kind of surprising to find someone that thinks similarly to you

It's surprising on 4chan, but there are other sites out there where it's not as surprising.

It sounds like you are more of a "deep" thinker like me -- someone who loves to take the time to read, think, and write in great detail. There's a bunch of us, but we're a minority, so you gotta search.
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>>25210522
''decent people''
you mean only femanons
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>>25207725
Yeah, for some reason, the word "vagina" is used as the main word for the female sex organ. But I have always considered the clitoris to be the primary female sex organ. The vag can be nice (you can stuff things in there, which is fun), but when you're looking for an orgasm, the clit is where it's at.

My clit focus is probably a psychological thing from when I was young. The vag was a scary dark tunnel where all the menstrual goo came from. But the clit was a cute little button that was easy to wiggle around, easy to keep clean, and felt 1000 times more awesome than any other body part. So I think I've always kind of downplayed my image of my vag -- not out of shame, or anything -- but more just because the vag just seems secondary to me.
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>>25210999
Nice triplets anon.
I actually don't think I read much of the masturbation stories, nor I go to those sites. I think being too much in focus would end up making me become tired after a while, in spite of me being this proficient into writing wall of texts!

>I'd also like to see a video that two people make together, both masturbating for each other, talking with each other the whole time about what they are experiencing.

I think that's a wonderful idea! I wonder if something like this has been done already. Will report in case I manage to see it.

>It sounds like you are more of a "deep" thinker like me -- someone who loves to take the time to read, think, and write in great detail. There's a bunch of us, but we're a minority, so you gotta search.

That is exactly the reason as to why I'd like to keep in contact aside from this thread c: if kik is not good then I can provide my email?

>>25211233
people that pick my interests mostly, it's not just femanons. In fact most femanons aren't decent people here. We're on /soc/ anon.
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Any toy recommendations for someone interested in anal? I've only used a 5" toy, but it had this ribbed area near the tip that was uncomfortable, so I'm gonna try a smoother toy next.
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>>25173280
Bump, no femanons are attracted to this?
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>>25173280
>Had a quick question for the women of /soc/, do you masturbate to guy kissing/fondling each other like we do to lesbians?
i do sometimes
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b
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>>25167822
Me again. Adding to my caught list, spent some time in the hospital for reasons and couldn't madturbate because no privacy endured this for about two days but I got so fucking horny that I just went at it despite a guard being posted outside my room.

I've masturbated in front of six guards now, two being women and four being guys. They try so hard not to pay attention but I can clearly see the guys get really hard and squirm while trying to stay focused on their computers. The girls smile at me and pretend nothing is going on but I swear I hear their breathing change.
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>>25213599
Why was there a guard in front of your room, if you don't mind me asking? I was thinking about sad things related to a hospital earlier, quite the change by coming here and having the thoughts turned into a sexual situation.
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>>25213694
They suspected me of trying to kill myself but really it was just aggressive food poisoning. Mimicked symptoms of overdose though.

I just naturally get revved up over time. The longer I don't masturbate the more I need to.
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>>25213736
Do you have a history of drug using? It's somewhat nice that they try to prevent you from harming yourself like that in the UK. Someone I know killed himself through overdosing, and another one wanted to do the same but me and others managed to prevent it.
Also, I added you, my number there is 2014.
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>>25120030
>gender
Male
>ethnicity/country
White, USA
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
31
>what age you started at
14
>how you learned
Had a boner one night. Pressed against my mattress because it felt good. Kept moving and pressing. Was afraid I was about to piss myself but couldn't stop, and then I came.
>reason you started
Felt good
>how often
Depends. Normally once a day. Sometimes twice. Sometimes I'm tired and don't.
>longest without
See story below
>most in one day
4 times
>average time
20-30 minutes
>longest/shortest time
An hour of edging/3 minutes start to stop
>how you masturbate
Watch some porn or fantasize to get hard. Lie down on my back in bed. Strip. Keep fantasizing while stroking it to completion.
>do you make noise or mess/clean up
If no one's around and I'm going hard I might moan when I come. I hate mess--I save socks when they get holes in them and have practiced being able to snake one over my dick with my free hand right as I'm about to come. Sometimes I don't make it and have to use tissues.
>toys/homemade object
None
>did you try anal
Tried prostrate stimulation once. Either missed it or it didn't do anything for me.
>were you ever caught
My mom walked in on me once in high school.
>pics
Nope
>contact
Nopeity-nope
>more stories
Once I was in a 3rd-world country for work for 5 months. It was pretty intense and for 3 1/2 months I didn't jack off. One morning I was sitting by a river, and a girl with a loose shirt came down to do laundry. Serious downblouse tits, first tits I had seen that whole time. I immediately went back into the trees and jacked off. Came so hard I passed out for a few minutes.
bonus questions
>last time
This morning
>last thing
This thread desu
>fetishes/kinks
Bland vanilla
>what help get you off
Porn of girls getting off. Especially fingering and cunnilingus.
>weirdest thing
It involved rocks and garbage. I don't know why. An "I have the weirdest boner" moment.
>detail story of your best orgasm
No obvious bests
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>female
>Latina USA
>bi
>22
>started masturtbating at 13
>I was compelled to rub my pussy when looking at kingdom hearts boys
>the pink hair guy from KH, I can't remember his name
>I masturbate several times a day
>I've gone a few months without it
>most has been 8 times in a day
>average time about 40 minutes
>longest is 8 hours, shortest 5 minutes
>I rub my clit and rub my asshole, sometimes inserting fingers
>I squeak and moan
>no toys
>I love anal I love everything about it
>never caught, but many close calls
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>gender
Male.
>ethincity/country
White (slight Cherokee heritage, but it doesn't show)
>sexual orientation
Straight.
>current age
25.
>what age you believe you started at
Not sure. Probably like... 9? Can't remember for sure.
>how did you learned to masturbate
Accident. Knew what it was for sure by 12 tho.
>reason you started masturbating
Accident initially -- from there, just typical teenage development but at a pre-teen age.
>how often you masturbate
Varies. When I was like 16-18, usually 5-6 times a day. Now, maybe a couple times a week, unless I'm frustrated.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
A couple months.
>the most you masturbated in one day
Probably like 9 times but I can't remember for sure.
>the average time you spend masturbating
Average? 10 minutes I guess.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest? 3 minutes, just kinda rushed to get off. Longest? 12 hours. Kinda started one day at noon when I was home alone and had the day off, kept edging, and eventually the sun went down and I was tired so I finished up and went to bed.
>details ways of how you masturbate
hand + dick * friction / resistance to cum, probably could make formula better but you get the point.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Mess varies depending on how long it's been since I've done it, and how long I've edged. Sometimes it's enough to make a Bounty paper towel seem inadequate. Noise is only if I desire to.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
None.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes, giving, and it was okay. Nothing special desu.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Close calls -- never caught though.
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>>25214257
Continuing.
>also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
I might show in private on Skype but honestly it's highly unlikely, and you'd have to be a female, passing MtF trans, or a cute trap or I'm not interested at all.
>contact
Skype: [email protected]
>more stories
Maybe, but I doubt anyone cares so probably not.
bonus questions
>the last time you masturbated
This morning.
>the last thing you masturbated to
I think it was just a need to get off after I woke up desu, so there was no material in specific.
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Too many to list desu. For a short list: noncon, incest, exhibitionism, femdom, and hypnotism.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Stories mostly, but R34 is acceptable. Also, having someone watch is a plus, and being told what to do is a plus on top of that.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Pictures of people still in their clothes. I'm disgusted in myself for it.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
I'll just keep it brief. Ex-girlfriend was super weird about cum in her mouth, hated the texture and gagged at the idea of it, and that's a super letdown bc that's one of my favorite things honestly. One day though, we'd been having sex for like 2 hours and just never got off and got too tired, so she decided to be a champ and suck me off instead. I usually tapped on her shoulder to warn her so she would stop, just to be kinda nice and not just do it without warning her, but this time she immediately stopped me by lacing her fingers in mine when I reached out, so I couldn't tap her shoulder or anything. Next thing I knew, my cock was pretty much down her throat and she choked a couple times, pulled off and spit it in the trash can next to the bed, then immediately went back to sucking. Shit was god-tier honestly. I can honestly say cumming during a blowjob is 10x better than cumming during sex imho, just something about the tongue movement does it for me.
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>>25135531
ahahahah holy shit dude, despair is not sexy
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>>25185516
Don't know about your problem
But I want to hear a story of that picture
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>>25124252
Oh, belated happy birthday!
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>>25132604

What happened with the banana?
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>gender
Female
>ethincity/country
White
>sexual orientation
Heterosexual
>current age
19
>what age you believe you started at
10
>how did you learned to masturbate
One day I realised that putting the blanket between my thighs feels good. I don't know, it came naturally.
>reason you started masturbating
It felt good
>how often you masturbate
Once a week
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Three weeks, I think
>the most you masturbated in one day
4 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
1 minute
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest 45 minutes, shortest 30
>details ways of how you masturbate
I insert something hard inside me and then put my clothes and panties back on and rub meself against the blanket/pillow
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
No...
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I've tried a medium vibrator, ladyfinger, vibrating eggs, hair brush handle, electric toothbrush, cucumber, and so many more ;_;
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Anal was the most pleasurable. I used to insert the vibrator in without preparation and then squirm in pain but even that was much better than feeling nothing. The brush handle, on the other hand, felt so good. It still hurt, but it was nice
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
I've been caught many, many times. Mostly because I didn't know what masturbation was and I did it in plain daylight.
>the last time you masturbated
Yesterday
>the last thing you masturbated to
Pic related
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Male solo masturbation (that's why I'm here), male crossdressing, creampie, bondage, mommy, a lot of vanilla stuff.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Passionate porn, well-drawn porn, self insert erotic stories, especially if they were written by men
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
I had a phase where I loved mlp porn, so...
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
I've never had an orgasm
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>>25216158
shortest 30 seconds*
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>>25192193
What's your kik?
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I went down on my wife tonight and brought her to orgasm twice. I can't remember when we had sex last.
After two orgasms she asks "are you going to have 'blue balls'"
She's too tired to reciprocate. She has an implant that handles birth control, but it affects her libido quite seriously. She needs it due to ovarian cysts. They're quite painful and would bring anyone to their knees.
Although I don't want her to be in pain, I can't help but resent the side effects.
I'm constantly horny. Perpetually so.
Pre transitioning.
I crave the acknowledgement of sexual gratification. Masturbation doesn't have the same feel.
I'm lost.

>> only relevant because I masturbated furiously afterward I guess.
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>>25216201
Do you masturbate with her there?
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>>25216203
I touch myself whilst performing oral, but that's all.
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>>25216208
Does she watch you cum? Does she react at all to seeing that?
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>>25216210
As embarrassing as it is to admit it, I haven't ever had an orgasm from self stimulating in front of her. So no.

Afterward I told her "I almost came a few times" which is true.

That's when she pondered on my 'blue balls'. Just to be clear.
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>>25216221
I'm guessing she gets off on the power imbalance of you making her cum but not being 'allowed' to cum yourself. She must know that you go and finish yourself straight after, right? How old are you both? Hope you don't mind the questions!
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>>25216222
You know, I've really considered that as a factor. The only problem with the theory is that (in my opinion) the sexual altercations don't occur often enough to support such a habit.
Then again, everyone is different.
I know tonight that she must have known I'd go and finish myself off. But generally I can't say the same for most of our interactions.
Maybe you're right, but I'm not sure enough to call it.
I guess my major problem comes from a weird place. If this were the case and it was all a power trip thing, I've made it very clear that I'd love to be her submissive in bed.
She's just not a fan of talking about her sexual inner workings and appetites
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>gender
M
>ethincity/country
White/UK
>sexual orientation
Degenerate
>current age
22
>what age you believe you started at
13
>how did you learned to masturbate
jerked off in bathroom through trial and error kinda hurt the first time though
>reason you started masturbating
heard people talking about it, realised those boners I kept getting felt good.
>how often you masturbate
Every other day.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
2 Weeksish
>the most you masturbated in one day
6 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
3-5 minutes sorta
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
2 hours once, dunno what the shortest time is could be 10 seconds.
>details ways of how you masturbate
sometimes I take my dick and bend it away from me and jerk off like that
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
No noise, but of course mess.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
toothbrush handle...
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yeye hate cleaning though so I dont do it often.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
tiny house, many people. Plenty of close calls.
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>>25216158
you've never had an orgasm? Really? Some friends of mine told me they could get off through chats but not in real life often. Did you not see any change with the toys?
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>>25216282
It doesn't feel like anything. I'm aware that I'm not being fucked by a guy so this takes away from the prospect of intimacy, as well. I can get turned on just by brushing myself against a guy in a crowded bus but not masturbating by myself
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>>25216395
You honestly sound like a few friends I have, have you tried chatting online and doing things like that? Of course the real deal would probably manage better, unless I missed somewhere where you wrote that you did something in reality.
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>>25120030
>>gender
Male
>>ethincity/country
Latvia
>>sexual orientation
Straight(would fuck a convincing trap)
>>current age
18
>>what age you believe you started at
12
>>how did you learned to masturbate
Started watching porn, just kinda rubbed myself, was scared to cum at first.
>>reason you started masturbating
Felt good, dry orgasms in the first year were a bonus
>>how often you masturbate
Once in 2-3 days usually
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
7 days
>>the most you masturbated in one day
5 times
>>the average time you spend masturbating
1-2 hours (I like to edge alot)
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Like 30 seconds, woke up hard, had really hot dream and went really fast until I came inside my boxers.
>>details ways of how you masturbate
Get horny, tease myself thru pants, then thru boxers for longer until cock is almost dripping precum, then take it out, slowly start until first edge, then just start edging with some breaks. Usually cum uncontrollably after too much time of edging.
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Oh yeah do I mess up, I usually cum so much after all that edging and I dont even fap that much.
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Various homemade toys when I was younger, but its not worth the mess anymore.
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes, I sometimes finger my ass in the shower, but again, not worth the mess outside shower.
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Yes, by my mother multiple close calls.

>>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
Related
>>contact
Kik: ananon98
I want a girl to tease and force me to edge for hours, if you're somewhat dominant and female, please hit me up.
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>>25216549
I used to dirty talk a boy I really loved into cumming, which felt fantastic, but that's exactly my problem. I'm beginning to be unable to contain my arousal and don't want to do dirty things with someone I don't have feelings for. It would make me feel very good at that moment but I'd regret it immediately after.
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>>25216886
I understand that, I tend to enjoy sexual things mostly with those I like rather than with someone random that doesn't really give anything to me. Aside from dirty things I wouldn't mind making a new friends if you'd like to talk for a bit. I posted my contact previously, personalthrowaway, it's from kik. And my advice in case you prefer not to talk is to check whether there is something 'new' that could maybe manage to make your arousal going down and be satisfied in spite of not having someone you feel something for. If porn doesn't do it try erotica, or audios, or try using more your imagination, and so on.
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>>25141196
>sends woman who is probably getting dozens of cock pics my own cock
>get mad because my dick isint purple and jizzing rainbows
god i hate the mindset of beta males
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I masturbate twice a day, one day I beat off about 12 times, seriously cum didn't even come out anymore. I felt pretty worn out so I stopped for as long as I could. 2 1/2 weeks. I had an epic beat off session, good story here but no time to tell it. After about 6 hours of edging I finally came and I felt my heart stop I lost vision and hearing for 5 seconds. I have never been so scared in my life. Best orgasm ever.
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>>25217231
How did you feel finding out your sister would have objects like that? And did your uncle say something about it?
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>gender
f

>ethincity/country
white/can

>sexual orientation
Pan

>current age
22

>what age you believe you started at
i remember humping my plushies as a kid (maybe 9-10)? but didn't actually masturbate to orgasm till 15-16

>how did you learned to masturbate
I had sex before I ever fully masturbated. Just knew what I was supposed to do.

>reason you started masturbating
Thought I couldn't cum at all (bad sex experiences)

>how often you masturbate
Fluctuates a lot. Sometimes once a month, and sometimes everyday for weeks.

>the longest you gone without masturbating
A few months.. maybe 3?

>the most you masturbated in one day
3 times

>the average time you spend masturbating
I usually just watch porn/listen to audio/read smut without touching myself until I want to cum badly.. then it takes maximum a whole minute

>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
10 minutes and 10 seconds

>details ways of how you masturbate
Depends. Recently I want the sensation of being full so I have to have something in me but I used to only hump a pillow to cum. I guess I miss dick too much for just clit stimulation.

>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I moan as little as I can since my roommate is always home. No mess except in panties.

>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Oh god... I'm guilty of so many things. I've used many (way too many) household items as dildos/sex toys. Hairbrushes, kitchen things like soup ladles, zucchinis, cucumbers, carrots... I always clean them + put condoms on them though. That stuff ain't going in me without protection. I have a job now so hopefully I can get proper sex toys soon.

>did you try anal,and do you like it
I've gotten my ass eaten plenty, got fingered a few times... I've stuck a brush handle up my ass but it was more uncomfortable than anything. I do enjoy a good asshole tongue massage though. Still open to trying things in the future.

>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Never! Surprisingly
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>>25217548
please lord have kik
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>>25217548
Bonus!

>the last time you masturbated
Last week! (But will shortly..)

>the last thing you masturbated to
JAV

>what are your fetishes/kinks
Too many. Feet are hot. I like saliva, wetness. Audio is best, a lot of times I get off by just listening to porn. I prefer Asian porn because there's less talking and more moans/sex noises.

>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Mentioned above. I've watched a handful of hentai, read tons of smut, etc.. but nothing gets me off more than moans. Those louder, harsher moans that happen when someone's about to orgasm. The best.

>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Uh.. loli hentai?

>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Not exciting but the only time I came from sex was memorable. I just.. started crying. My first and (hopefully not) last sex/dick penetration orgasm. Guy was only ~4 inches too. He couldn't believe it :')
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>>25217559
Gimme yours!
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>>25217569
vuke.ramsey
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>>25167850
>>25213599
I hit you up with an add on discord, not sure if you're still around or if it's a little weird to add so long after you posted though.
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who here /nevermasturbate/
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>>25217631
It becomes more of a pain than an enjoyment for me if it's not with the right mood and things, but generally I don't forever without masturbating

>>25217548
you really make the "everything is a dildo if you're brave" sound real, well done. It's nice that you came so nicely with that guy that was 4 inches, it's funny to imagine you crying suddenly, but good you felt so good.

(so many double words today I'm too tired)
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>>25217685
I'm not saying "I never masturbate anymore", I'm saying "I've never masturabted".
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>>25120030
>>gender
Male
>>ethincity/country
Turkish/British
>>sexual orientation
Straight, but I'd suck a dick
>>current age
19
>>what age you believe you started at
13? I think
>>how did you learned to masturbate
By myself, stroking my wiener in the shower. Didn't come until my third shower when I realised tugging on it after it got hard made it shoot white stuff. Thought I broke my dick.
>>reason you started masturbating
Because it made me a better perso-BECAUSE IT FELT GOOD JACKASS
>>how often you masturbate
Varies between once every day or once every 2/3 days
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
3 weeks
>>the most you masturbated in one day
3x
>>the average time you spend masturbating
30 mins
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
2 hours, was reading some lactation/preggo fic
>>details ways of how you masturbate
Left hand down there, right hand holding porn, usually a iphone. My go-to sites are gelbooru, or the porn I keep on my cloud
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Yes, but I keep as quiet as possible if family is around. I can come pretty far and pretty big loads
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
n/a
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes and yes, but I don't do it because the last time I did it I got shit on my finger, so I don't do it any more.
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
- Left e621 open on my smartphone, bro found it and I was traumatised.
- Signed into chrome after I was done jacking it, chrome synced my history to other devices, mum saw it, told her it was a virus, she looked convinced
- Probably countless times my family saw something but they didn't say anything
And now... For times it seemed like I was caught, but I was totally innocent.
- Parents confronted me over suspicious yellow crust in plate I had left in my bedroom. It was the plate I used to eat pie in and the cream I used on the pie had dried and formed this hard crust. It looked like they thought they had caught me.
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>>25217693
Ohhh, I see. You never felt like trying, or never had the chance, never wanted to, etc.? And did you have sex already? (I am wondering if it's because of something traumatizing, and I hope not, so that's why I'm asking)
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>>25217729
Nothing traumatic. Just never felt like trying and never wanting to I guess. At first I never had an urge, and later I thought it would give me strength in finding a girl, since I don't have any fallback plan. I do have a ton of confidence in approaching them, but none seem to be interested in me, God knows why.
I still have erections, just never do anything with them.
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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White UK
12/13
>sexual orientation
Straight IRL but take any attention I can get online
>current age
31
>what age you believe you started at
>how did you learned to masturbate
>reason you started masturbating
Covers the two above. Looked at a porn mag at my friends house and too the vague idea of what I could remember a vagina looking like and attempted to recreate the what I saw with my hand.
>how often you masturbate
Probably 6-7 times a week but usually only 2-3 days a week,
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Probably a week since I started
>the most you masturbated in one day
I'd guess 4. Usually 2-3 on a day when I do.
>the average time you spend masturbating
I like to take my time and edge a little now and then. Sometime I'll spend a few hours going from full blow boner to soft again and back.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest is maybe 6 hours if you count going from hard to soft, getting food and such until finally blowing a load later. Shortest is maybe 2 mins. In a rush to blow a load before getting in the shower before going out.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Never usually grip it in the traditional sense until I want to blow a load. I'll play with the head to stay hard, especially on the underside.
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
Not much noise and mostly learned to blow a load into the tissue as it hangs above the toilet. Makes clean up just a few wipes. Other time I'll shoot onto a t-shirt or in my boxers if I' caught off guard.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Only managed to stick a hair brush handle up my ass on the odd occasion.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
See above
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Never caught as far as I know. Almost a few times but people are usually nice enough to know before entering.

>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
Small dick pic, not hard
>contact
Kik: BenoitBalls
>more stories
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>>25120030
female
uk
bi
18
10
no idea
watched porn and tried copying the girls
once a day
a few weeks maybe
3/4 times
under 10 minutes
hour/3 minutes
just put fingers in ig
sometimes/ i clean up with my mouth
a pencil when i was super young
NO
i dont know
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>>25216886
Can I talk to you?
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>>25218117
simplistic. What made you clean with your mouth?
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>>25218117
what do you taste like,and are you more wet or creamy?
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>>25217548
Cute stories
Add me on kik!
>adamantiumbones
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.bump.
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>>25217717
leave contact info whore
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>>25217717
brother

>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Turkish
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
18
>what age you believe you started at
7-8
>how did you learned to masturbate
For years before I used to rub my dick on stuff, especially box arts with hot women on, their legs etc
>reason you started masturbating
Because I was horny as fucking hell
>how often you masturbate
everyday
>the longest you gone without masturbating
1 week
>the most you masturbated in one day
50+ times, my dick started bleeding, I was 10
>the average time you spend masturbating
A few hours
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
A lot of hours, the shortest is like a few seconds when I first discovered porn I ejaculated as soon as I saw a girl stick a tampon in her asshole
>details ways of how you masturbate
I sometimes suck my own dick
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I shake a lot but I hold my breath
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I've fingered myself, it was ok
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
lots of close calls, I just tell them I'm wanking and to fuck off lol, no shame in that, I've wanked in class before
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>>25120030
>>gender
Female
>>ethincity/country
Spaniard and Dominican
>>sexual orientation
Bisexual
>>current age
18
>>what age you believe you started at
6-7
>>how did you learned to masturbate
Rubbing myself against object
>>reason you started masturbating
When I was little, I had a bed next to my parents bed and at night I saw my mom and dad shuffle under the sheets and idk it just turned me on so I started to rub against my bed
>>how often you masturbate
Almost all the time almost every day
>>the longest you gone without masturbating
14 days
>>the most you masturbated in one day
7
>>the average time you spend masturbating
Umm idk it depends on the length of the video I'm masturbating to.
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest time was 5 mins I believe
>>details ways of how you masturbate
Rub my clit/or I get my brush
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I always whimper when I cum but if the penetration of my brush feels REAL GOOD. I roll my eyes and mumble nonsense
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
Brush/fingers
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
I sometimes finger my ass and I gotta admit I kinda like it.
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls I used to as a child but now I'm a ninja B)

If you're interested more about me my kik is: spodermanizreal and PLEASE be decent!!!

>
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>>25216158
socdk on kik if you wanna talk, 25/M
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>>25220043
Came fifty times? That's hard to believe. At what point did you just start shooting blanks?

>>25220004
Add me on discord: defski#7971
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>>25220178
>hard to believe
for years I couldn't go to sleep without jacking off for at least 20+ times, only recently has it calmed down to about 10ish

I start shooting blanks at around 7 cums, the important thing is I still feel the orgasm
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>>25220181
That's crazy. Even 3 is enough to make me feel exhausted for the entire day.
>>
mump
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>>25207392
Step sister I'm interested and your female right?
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>>25220073
As much as I'm intrigued, and desire pics, you're a weirdo. hmu
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>gender
f
>sexual orientation
bi
>current age
24
>what age you believe you started at
knowingly? 11
>how did you learned to masturbate
had a vague idea from reading about it, trial and error. before that I would just rub against things like towels sometimes.
>reason you started masturbating
I don't really get the question.
>how often you masturbate
anything from not for a week to five times a day.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
a few months
>the most you masturbated in one day
I don't count orgasms or whatever.
>the average time you spend masturbating
an hour maybe?
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
not sure. but I waste like half a day on it on occasinally because nothing really gets me going but I'm not a quitter.
>details ways of how you masturbate
circling my clit with two fingers
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
no, I'm a quiet one. I just shake a little.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
I rarely insert anything
>did you try anal,and do you like it
haven't tried, would maybe if I had a toy but not with my fingers
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
no. but I hage masturbated with people in the room who didn't know.
>the last time you masturbated
yesterday
>the last thing you masturbated to
gay fanfic
>what are your fetishes/kinks
just D/s and bondage
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
stories, daydreaming. porn is usually off-putting.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
sometimes I just do it out of habit not thinking about anything sexual really
>>
Person above. Got kik?
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>>25223047
Did you come up with this reply after reading the whole thing or just first 2 lines?
>>
I would like to talk with more people from here, especially those that I mentioned, but anyone is welcome (just keep in mind I'm male and straight, and am not seeking sexual stuff in primis); my contact is still in a few posts above with the same ID.

>>25222636
>not sure. but I waste like half a day on it on occasinally because nothing really gets me going but I'm not a quitter.

This made me smile. I also end up doing it out of habit from time to time. Fun fact: a friend of mine can't seem to be able to masturbate to anything else that isn't gay fanfiction, and for a moment I had misread and thought the same of you.
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>>25223054
After reading the whole thing
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>>25222636
seriously know how that is, just a habit sort of thing when idly reading or something like that.
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>>25221966
I'm a guy. Sorry.
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>>25120030
>gender
m
>ethincity/country
the netherlands
>sexual orientation
bicurious
>current age
21 years old
>what age you believe you started at
i was 13 years old
>how did you learned to masturbate
i was reading a book with a sex scene in it and i just felt like touching my weiner. it all went very natural and i didn't even know how to do it beforehand. it was all instinct.
>reason you started masturbating
see above.
>how often you masturbate
once a day. at least.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
probably the first 13 years of my life.
>the most you masturbated in one day
3 times.
>the average time you spend masturbating
depends on my mood. sometimes i feel like cumming fast so i do it within 5 minutes and sometimes i am chatting with someone else and postpone it around 2 hours.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
i think my shortest was around 3 minutes and my longest was 3 hours or something around that number.
>details ways of how you masturbate
i either do it the fast way, i do this by getting completely nude and jerk it either to memory or some softcore porn. or i do it the long way, then i start up chatting someone through omegle or /soc/ and spent the entire night jerking off sending pics.
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
i do make noise which i try to stop. i once started it because someone on kik wanted me to and now i cannot stop it anymore. it just goes on it's own now, which kinda sucks because i'm living with my parents at the moment.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
i had a few (around 5 times) colse calls with my parents almost walking in. this one time i was jerking it to hentai to try something new and my mother walked it. she was probably able to hear the loud japanese moans through my earplugs since i was too late to turn it off.

>also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
yeah, sure. but not on /r9k/ for everyone to see.
>contact
i guess. my kik is: prismatic1
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>>25120030
i am >>25223936 but i ran out of space

>the last time you masturbated
this morning
>the last thing you masturbated to
to my memory
>what are your fetishes/kinks
i really like being told what to do sexually. like being owned and all that.
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
anything which holds sexual context. i am an all rounder.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
uhhhh. probably some asian fake rape from pornhub when i was in my edgy phase during puberty.
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
well this is obviously going to be solo because i am still a virgin. anyway: i was on a holiday with my parents so i couldn't masturbate for around a week and when i came home i immediately started up a kik chat with a stranger. this was when i was around 18 or 19 years old. he told me to hold on and keep edging myself for 2 hours long until i was just leaking pre cum. was probably the best orgasm i had when i was allowed to cum and kept shaking for at least 10 minutes. it was a really weird but extremely hot experience.
>>
>gender
M
>ethincity/country
Mixed, U.S.A.
>sexual orientation
like 99.9% straight
>current age
25
>what age you believe you started at
Probably around 11
>how did you learned to masturbate
I realized It felt nice
>reason you started masturbating
Well it felt nice
>how often you masturbate
Depends, sometimes it's multiple sessions a day. Sometimes it's nothing for week
>the longest you gone without masturbating
I never kept track of it, but probably 6 months- a year
>the most you masturbated in one day
This I did track; at 17. I stopped because I had a testicle shudder and cause me a lot of pain
>the average time you spend masturbating
per session? probably about 20 minutes for the first one
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest is easily the 17, it was about 10 hours of me locked in a room breaking only for a snack. shortest is a few minutes
>details ways of how you masturbate
Just stroke it at varying intervals
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
Nope, I actually cum atmosphere so there's no mess.
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
one time I made a toy out of a condom, bottle, and scoby
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I play with my ass on occasion but it's more prostate stimulation than anything
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
Yea, few times walking into the bathroom naked.
>the last time you masturbated
Right before typing this
>the last thing you masturbated to
This thread! Thanks ladies.
>what are your fetishes/kinks
The other person cumming, so I can get into a lot of different things
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Erotic stories, but anything else I'm feeling that day
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Gore
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
My personal best? edging for 2 hours. I don't usually and it felt fantastic.
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Morning bump, we're almost finished
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>gender male
>ethincity/country white
>sexual orientation Straight
>current age 22
>what age you believe you started at not sure, I played with my dick when I was young, but I didn't start jerking off until I was probably 13.. maybe?
>how did you learned to masturbate I was sleeping with a pillow between my legs and my dick pokes through and the soft fabric felt good
>reason you started masturbating I realized it felt super good... I mean what other reason is there?
>how often you masturbate A LOT. Like prob at least twice a day
>the longest you gone without masturbating 2 weeks, I think
>the most you masturbated in one day 5-6times
>the average time you spend masturbating depends on if I'm edging and if I'm jerking off too something.
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating shortest, probably like 2 minutes longest was probably edging for 2 hours
>details ways of how you masturbate I jerk off with lotion/conditioner in the shower all the time, and usually when I wake up
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up I'm pretty loud, and I have pretty big loads, I always have
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
>did you try anal,and do you like it
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls no, just close calls with my roommate

Ask me anything you scumbags
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>>25217548
Struggle_is_real00
>>
Once upon a bump

And still hoping to talk with those that I mentioned and still haven't added me. Can't believe the only interested ones are horny males thinking I'm a girl, while the well-spoken ones didn't end up writing.
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>>25120030
>Male
>White/USA
>Straight
>22
>11
>Realized it felt good when I rubbed my dick against soft blankets and stuff, just escalated from there
>Girls Gone Wild ads on Comedy Central early in the morning, never tried before that
>Once a day or so
>Probably a couple months, I don't really see a reason not to
>5 or 6 times in a day
>~20-30 minutes
>Longest - 2 hours, shortest - 2-3 minutes
>Left hand, no lube
>No noise, usually have tissues or baby wipes nearby
>None
>Never tried anal masturbation, no interest in it
>Was caught once by my mom when I was younger, was able to explain it away because I was under a blanket and told her the thing on the website was just a pop-up ad for legitimate content below it
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>>25120030
>>gender: M
>>ethincity/country: Vietnamese/USA
>>sexual orientation: Straight
>>current age: 31
>>what age you believe you started at: 13
>>how did you learned to masturbate: By humping the bed
>>reason you started masturbating: Curiosity, oh, and it felt good.
>>how often you masturbate: 3-5 times per week
>>the longest you gone without masturbating: 3 weeks
>>the most you masturbated in one day: 3 times
>>the average time you spend masturbating: Around 30 minutes
>>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating: Longest-2.5 hours Shortest-5 minutes
>>details ways of how you masturbate: Watching porn or mostly hentai. If I'm in a hurry I'll just jerkoff. With a lot of time, I use my vibrators, which feels much better because of the build up towards cumming. I also have an onahole I use from time to time.
>>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up: I'm actually very quiet especially if I feel like masturbating late night, but during the day and if no one is home, I make some noise, but not extremely loud.
>>what toys/homemade object do you use/used: My vibrators and dildo.
>>did you try anal,and do you like it: Yes, but it takes a really long time to cum using my anal vibrator. I have not cummed using a dildo yet though. I want to sometime but it's rather difficult to do it by myself.
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls:
Had 2 close calls. One when I was around 13 or 14 when I masturbated in my parents room while everyone was home. I locked the room luckily, so I didn't 100% get caught. When I was 28 I almost got caught when I didn't hear my mom come home. I was watching hentai and she walked towards my room for some assistance with something and my pants and undies were half down.

>also will you post
>>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
I have pics in other threads let me link them:
>>25222042 (butt)
>>25225506 (body)
>>25209698 (toys)
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>>25120053
>bonus questions
>>the last time you masturbated:
Yesterday
>>the last thing you masturbated to:
Oni Chichi Refresh episode 4
>>what are your fetishes/kinks:
Boobs, futanari, anal fucking with futas, futanari's with vaginas and uncensored JAVs(if that counts)
>>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.:
Read above.
>>what weirdest things you masturbated to: Beastiality and "tentacle" hentai if it isn't the same.
>>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
When I go for duo vibrators, one for my dick, and one for my butt. The feeling of the dick vibrator shaking with different patterns and the anal vibrator(with different patterns as well) pushed into my anus rubbing and vibrating against my prostate always gives me an epic orgasm and leaves my entire body shaking from all the stimulation
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>>25214226
Latino here, Add me on kik jayjamsan
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>>25217569
Jayjamsan
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>gender
Male
>ethnicity/country
White/Southern US
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
35
>what age you believe you started at
Around 10-11
>how did you learn to masturbate
When I first "discovered" it, I would grip my shaft with one hand and rub the head really fast with my other hand. Didn't really know what I was doing, and I rubbed myself raw far too many times. Soon enough, I found better ways.
>reason you started masturbating
I found my brother's hardcore porno mags by accident, so I started borrowing them when he wasn't home. I'd take one up to my bedroom and look at them while rubbing my dick.
>how often you masturbate
Depends on how busy I am, but almost every day. Usually before I go to sleep.
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Probably when I got cut down by the flu a few years ago. Missed two weeks of work and I wasn't back to 100% for almost a month. Awful!
>the most you masturbated in one day
Probably 10-12 times during an Adderall binge. So many times that I won't have any semen left to ejaculate and it almost hurts to cum.
>the average time you spend masturbating
Normally about 10 minutes, but if I'm on one of those binges I can go on edging myself for hours. Feels amazing.
>details ways of how you masturbate
Stroking myself with my hand turned backwards so the thumb side of my hand points toward me. I make a lot of precum, and it's usually enough to keep everything nice and slippery.
>do you make any noise or mess/clean up
I usually cum on a towel, but occasionally I'll spray it all over myself if I'm about to take a shower.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Occasionally I'll take a sock, roll it into a tight ball and squeeze it down against my asshole while jerking off, but only if I'm feeling particularly horny.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
No! I'm surprised too!
>pics of:your body/your genital
done
>contact
kik is based.spartan (don't let the profile pic fool you, it's just an amateur porn chick I like)
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