roast me. I'm a 31 year old virgin. I have 2 degrees. One

>>25118808
which one did you get first? why?

>>25118808
Id do you
How about me?
http://imgur.com/zvjkw0i

I got the astrophysics one first. I only did it to impress my father. and trust me, he was not impressed.

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>>25118808
Do you write on windows sir?

Computer does a better job and costs less than astrophysics though

Actually congrats, bro.

Well. I wrote and probably will write on glassiocus surface.

>>25118808
Why you no doctor!?!

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i see a little resemblance

>>25118808
I figured with all that knowledge in accounting could help you save some cash for an escort.

i work part time during tax season doing people's taxes. my father told me to go get a real job

>>25118808
a degree in astrophysics is fucking awesome actually

I regurgitate all that I learn. desu, i forgot everything

>>25119475
hmm I don't think you did, keep your head up man, I'm sure you're a decent guy, don't worry too much

>>25118808
What kind of degrees, PHD, MS, BS, MBA?
I wana talk physics, I did my thesis in Quantum Cascade Lasing.

>>25119492
Awesome. I know lasers. Anything published?

bachelor